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So Here’s The Plan

by Carl Ballard — Saturday, 1/18/14, 10:56 pm

“I have to show my love of the Seahawks somehow. I think we can all agree the most logical thing would be if I get some window decals and a flag for my car. OK, but then to really make sure I’m helping the team out — really 12th manning it up — I’m going to have to drive through downtown honking at 10:30 or so. You know for the team.”

– Someone, apparently.

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  1. 1

    Pete spews:

    Saturday, 1/18/14 at 11:38 pm

    I just escaped – I use the word clearly and precisely – from Pioneer Square at 11 PM, where I was attending a (quite wonderful) function put on by the folks at Progressive Radio Northwest. (Goldy MC’ed, BTW).

    The only mitigating factor I can cite is that the people roaming the streets (and way too many of the people driving in them) south of about Cherry, and then north into Belltown, are the people that the bars are already refusing to serve. It’s like every obnoxious asshole in town decide to have a convention and get really, really drunk. Not necessarily in that order.

  2. 2

    Yipee! spews:

    Sunday, 1/19/14 at 9:06 am

    Go Yankees!!!

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/19/14 at 9:44 am

    Tribal warfare again. Damn humans. This has been going on for 2 million years …

  4. 4

    Porter Browning spews:

    Sunday, 1/19/14 at 12:15 pm

    FUCK FOOTBALL And double FUCK the sea chickens…

  5. 5

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 1/19/14 at 7:31 pm

    How did that work out for San Francisco?

    Also, any riots on Market Street yet? They took this precaution anyway.
    http://www.streetcar.org/blog/.....ekend.html

  6. 6

    No Time for Fascists spews:

    Sunday, 1/19/14 at 8:01 pm

    @3. Your team must have lost.

  7. 7

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 1/19/14 at 8:06 pm

    By the way, it’s going to be a ‘Green’ Super Bowl. Something that both Washington and Colorado voters passed in 2012.

  8. 8

    YLB spews:

    Sunday, 1/19/14 at 8:29 pm

    All hail the 12th man at Century Link..

    In other news, the Cascadia County Psycho-Phants haven’t yet managed to field a team..

  9. 9

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 1/20/14 at 12:01 am

    Watching the presentation of the Halas Trophy, Mr. Nordstrom, one of the original owner’s, is still around. He was there as the trophy was passed to Paul Allen.

  10. 10

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/20/14 at 12:51 am

    @4 I assume the celebrations in S.F. were cancelled.

  11. 11

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 1/20/14 at 1:40 am

    9)MUNI replaced the streetcars, cable cars, and trolley buses with diesels, traffic in ST is usually bad. Good thing it was on a Sunday, on a weekday, MUNI carries about 700,000 on a weekday.

  12. 12

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 1/20/14 at 2:24 am

    10)Meant traffic in SF is usually bad.

  13. 13

    No Time for Fascists spews:

    Monday, 1/20/14 at 6:48 am

    Tribal warfare again.
    True, but as tribal warfare goes, it’s much better substitute over the real thing. Almost nobody dies in football. Can you say that about invading Iraq?

  14. 14

    Moderate Man spews:

    Monday, 1/20/14 at 10:32 am

    AND GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!
    \
    Carl in a few years.

    :)

  15. 15

    Ekim spews:

    Monday, 1/20/14 at 1:07 pm

    2. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tribal warfare again. Damn humans. This has been going on for 2 million years …

    Haven’t you heard?
    Only 6,000 years since God created this mess.

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