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  1. 1

    You don’t need to Simpsonize the Republicans to make them look (and act) like the Simpsons.

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    @3: The topic of this thread is to see how many frivolous and delusional posts Roger Rodent puts on here well into the wee hours of the night while the rest of us are busy having lives….1, 2, 3, go Rodent, go!

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    Hey Rabbit – Yesterday you were admiring your financial genius of speculating in oil services.

    Just wondering… if that’s your “strategy”, why don’t you buy shares in Halliburton? They’re the 800 lb gorilla in that field.

    dumfuckingass…

  7. 7

    I had a great fucking idea today. Dig this…

    Without exception, EVERYTHING that Bubba takes credit for was a result of Newt’s leadership in the house and the CWA.

    Coupla days ago, Newt said that The Smartest Woman In The World is capable of being preznit.

    So I’m wondering… since Newt made Bubba successful… shouldn’t she consider Newt as a running mate? From a pure political standpint, seems like he’d make helluva lot more sense than picking a fucking loser like Hussein Obama.

  8. 8

    Moonbat Quiz

    What is the warmest year on record?

    1) 1934
    2) 1998

    Answer later.

    Dumfuckingshits…

  9. 9

    #3 Roger Rabbit says:

    The topic of this thread is:
    REPUBLICANS SUCK

      
    Coming from a 50-60 year old man this is hilarious. Exactly fits the stereotype of liberal blogger- middle age angry white male.

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    Stamn – Let me explain RR. He claims to be an attorney. But rather than earning the big bucks that a REAL attorney can get, he settled for the low expectations and guaranteed job security offered by the state. He was just another fucking civil service parasite who squandered his productive years stuck in an utterly meaningless job.

    Coupla years ago, health problems forced him to retire at a relatively young age. He spends 1/3 of his income on medical expenses, and is stuck in a shithole 50s vintage bungalow near Green Lake.

    Since he lacked the skills and drive to be a “rainmaker” at a private law firm, he was forced to settle for a ~$50k job as a low level gummint employee.

    He fancies himself as some kind of misunderstood intellectual, but he’s just another kook moonbat.

    He’s just a fucking loser. But he’s great fun to kick around. Have fun with him.

    LMAO…

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    MTR – Your boy Newt said the War on Terra was phony and the best way to fight terrorism was to reduce the country’s dependence on foreign oil.

    Goes to show that one can find agreement with even a hypocrite and moral leper like Gingrich.

    Before I forget – pay your fucking gambling debt.

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    Exactly fits the stereotype of liberal blogger- middle age angry white male.

    Replace “liberal” with “a right-wing moron” and you just described yourself Stamn.

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    #8 Mark The Redneck-Goldstein says:

    Moonbat Quiz
    What is the warmest year on record?
    1) 1934
    
2) 1998

       
    It has to be 1998, otherwise the global warming religion is at the beginning stages of being debunked.

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    #12 YLB says:

    Exactly fits the stereotype of liberal blogger- middle age angry white male.
    Replace “liberal” with “a right-wing moron” and you just described yourself Stamn.

      
    If you say so. Not that it matters, have you ever seen me support bush/publicans? I’ve been kicked off of publican boards for poking fun at them, although, they don’t demonstrate the same type of hate (especially that headless lucy biker chick) that liberals do. That’s why it’s more fun to point out your double standards.

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    the global warming religion

    So you really did vote for Nader with your head in the sand on global warming? I thought Ralph agreed with the scientific consensus.

    Sure must suck to be you Stamn.

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    I’ve been kicked off of publican boards for poking fun at them.

    Ha! Silly me. Of course you were.

    Those “publican boards” WERE NOT RIGHT-WING ENOUGH FOR YOU!

    LMAO!!!

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    #10 Mark The Redneck-Goldstein says:

    Stamn – Let me explain RR. He claims to be an attorney. But rather than earning the big bucks that a REAL attorney can get, he settled for the low expectations and guaranteed job security offered by the state. He was just another fucking civil service parasite who squandered his productive years stuck in an utterly meaningless job.
    Coupla years ago, health problems forced him to retire at a relatively young age. He spends 1/3 of his income on medical expenses, and is stuck in a shithole 50s vintage bungalow near Green Lake.
    Since he lacked the skills and drive to be a “rainmaker” at a private law firm, he was forced to settle for a ~$50k job as a low level gummint employee.
    He fancies himself as some kind of misunderstood intellectual, but he’s just another kook moonbat.
    He’s just a fucking loser. But he’s great fun to kick around. Have fun with him.

      
    This is a sad story. If true, I feel bad for poking fun at him for all his posts. This board might be the only thing in life he looks forward to. If his health is so bad, it’s not like he can go out and play with his kids, enjoy his wife or just sit on a bench and watch the sun set.
    Wow, a law degree and ends up with a $50k job, here in california prison guards make that. Maybe Roger had some self-esteem/worth problems from childhood he never worked out. Either way, he did have a job and was a contributing member of society.
    Something else strange, considering his education and resultant pay, and then how he spends so much of his income on medical expenses that he still is a staunch government supporter. If me, I would be bitter and hateful towards the government and want the government out of my business.
    Unless someone posts that you, Mark, are lying about this, I’m gonna lay off of Roger and hope things go better for him. Mark, maybe you could do the same? That said, why is headless lucy biker so damn bitter, does she have a sad story?

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    Hey Mark the Simpleton, I’ve been waiting for more engineering analysis based in headlines. Impress me with your PE.

    I’m guessing you’re a gym teacher

    (repeated from the other thread)

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    Mark the Simpleton Regarding Climate Change- your posts are irrelevant unless you respond to my often posted question to you about the impact of changing carbon dioxide levels on the carbonate-bicarbonate equilibrium in the oceans.

    You are a silly fool seeking to provoke with factiods.

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    #17 YLB says:

    the global warming religion
    So you really did vote for Nader with your head in the sand on global warming? I thought Ralph agreed with the scientific consensus.

       
    I guess that’s what make the libertarian party different than the 2 major parties, we are not required to follow lock step what our leaders say. Being a libertarian is not an all or nothing party.
    Besides, there’s a big difference between man made global warming and global warming at the hands of mother nature. If Gore is right about what he says, and you believe, besides for financial gain why does he have such a huge carbon footprint?

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    Stamn – I feel sorry for you. A fanatical, dyed-in-the-wool, big “L” Losertarian.

    If your silly party can’t gain any traction (it’s not likely to in your lifetime), then you endeavor to split the Dem vote.

    What a sad pathetic resentment-driven excuse for a citizen you are Stamn.

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    @8 2006

    (Note: Redneck asked a trick question. It’s true that some averages of U.S. metropolitan land-based instrumental measuring stations show 1934 slightly higher than 1998, but these averages have been criticized by many scientists as being based on unreliable methodology. For example, some measuring stations were moved. If you look at NASA’s GISTEMP database of global mean temperatures, 1998 kicks 1934’s ass!)

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    @10 Where’s this Green Lake bungalow I’m supposed to own? Please post its address so I can pull my equity out of it.

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    @14 Yeah, I figgered Redneck was spouting some wingnut talking point and got his dick stuck in some database he knows nothing about.

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    @15 “they don’t demonstrate the same type of hate (especially that headless lucy biker chick) that liberals do”

    You didn’t look very hard. You should have been able to find some on any rightwing blog that would kick YOU off for not being winger enough.

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    All the wingnut bleating about Gore’s electricity use traces back to an allegation by the Tennessee Center for Policy Research (that state’s equivalent of Evergreen Freedom Foundation) that Gore’s residence uses over 22,000 Kw per month. TCPR claimed it got this information from Nashville Electric Service. But NES told news reporters that TCPR never requested or got any information from the company.

    Gore is rich, so naturally he owns a big house. He’s a former vice president, presidential candidate, and a public figure, so his house has power-consuming security equipment the rest of us don’t have. In addition, the Gore home also functions as an office building.

    Gore purchases carbon credits and hired a contractor to install solar panels after local zoning laws were changed to allow solar panels.

    Gore’s energy use, of course, is irrelevant to the issue of global warming and an attempt at deflection by intellectually dishonest global warming deniers who are trying to distract people from the fact there’s a strontg scientific consensus that (a) global warming is real, (b) is caused in part by human activities, and (c) is a serious threat to mankind. As Gore’s spokesperson said, “Sometimes when people don’t like the message, in this case that global warming is real, it’s convenient to attack the messenger.”

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    #26 Roger Rabbit says:

    @10 Where’s this Green Lake bungalow I’m supposed to own? Please post its address so I can pull my equity out of it.

      
    Roger, is what Mark wrote true or not true. Did you get a law license and then settle for a $50k job, have health problems and be forced to retire early, spending 1/3 of your income on medical related expenses?

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    #31 Roger Rabbit says:

    Gore purchases carbon credits

      
    Reminds me of Kobe Bryant, rape a girl and then buy his wife a big diamond ring. It’s called a cheating offset.

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    there’s a strontg scientific consensus that (a) global warming is real, (b) is caused in part by human activities, and (c) is a serious threat to mankind.

    Totally lost on a loser like Stamn

    “Sometimes when people don’t like the message, in this case that global warming is real, it’s convenient to attack the messenger.”

    Yeah, that’s Stamn’s M.O. The question is why doesn’t he like the message? Simple – he’s yet another braindead, brainwashed wingnut.

  36. 36

    Reminds me of Kobe Bryant, rape

    So you equate an environmentalist with a rapist.

    Only from the mind of a wingnut.

  37. 37

    8 MTR

    Probably depends on if you listen to MTR or NOAA:

    http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories/s105.htm

    Washington, January 11, 1999 — NOAA announced today that global temperatures in 1998 were the warmest in the past 119 years, since reliable instrument records began. The previous record high surface temperature was set last 1997. The global mean temperature in 1998 was 1.20 °F (0.66°C) above the long-term average value of 56.9°F (13.8°C). This was the 20th consecutive year with an annual global mean surface temperature exceeding the long-term average.

    But it looks like that discussion will soon be moot:

    http://news.nationalgeographic.....-year.html

    An El Niño weather phenomenon combined with high levels of greenhouse gases are likely to make 2007 the warmest year ever recorded, British climate scientists said today. U.S. government scientists agree with the assessment.

    According to the British forecasters, 2007 will probably be 0.97 degree Fahrenheit (0.54 degree Celsius) above the long-term average of 57 degrees Fahrenheit (14 degrees Celsius). The current record holder, 1998, was 0.94 degree Fahrenheit (0.52 degree Celsius) above the long-term average. (The average is calculated from the years 1961 to 1990.)

    As always, I await with bated breath your pronouncement of my dimbassedness.

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    There’s also news from the National Academies’ National Research Council.

    http://news.nationalgeographic.....rming.html

    The last two decades of the 20th century were the hottest in 400 years and quite likely the warmest for several millennia, a leading U.S. scientific body concludes in a new report.

    The National Academies’ National Research Council report also said “human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming.”

    The U.S. Congress had requested the report after controversy arose last year over surface-temperature reconstructions published in the 1990s by climatologist Michael Mann, now at Pennsylvania State University, University Park, and colleagues. Mann, in an interview with National Geographic News, said the new report “nailed the coffin on the skeptics.”

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    #36 YLB says:

    Reminds me of Kobe Bryant, rape
    So you equate an environmentalist with a rapist.

      
    Nice job of quoting out of context and not putting in the number of the post you were responding to.
      
    I’ll type slower so you can keep up. Polluting the earth and then buying carbon offsets to make up for it is as ethically lacking as cheating on your wife and then buying her a diamond to make up for your cheating. It’s simply buying yourself out of a less than honorable position.

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    Nice job of quoting out of context

    Bzzzt. Wrong Stamn. You were matching up Kobe Bryant with Al Gore. You knew what you were doing. Making ugly dishonest associations with a cowardly fig-leaf of an “out”.

    Al Gore has next to nothing to apologize about aside from not taking George Bush seriously enough.

    You on the other hand have much to apologize for.

    1) Calling the YearlyKos convention racist
    2) Denying the scientific consensus on global warming and smearing those who trust climate scientists over politicians.
    3) Splitting the Democratic vote so Republicans can get elected.

    I can go on and on. It’s so sad that in your own mind you think your actions are somehow making the world a better place.

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    #40 YLB says:

    Al Gore has next to nothing to apologize about aside from not taking George Bush seriously enough.
    You on the other hand have much to apologize for.
    1) Calling the YearlyKos convention racist

      
    I don’t think that yearlykos turned any people of color away, they probably wished some would have shown up. I pointed out that the left is composed mainly of middle aged angry white men and used pics of yearlykos to prove my point.
      


    2) Denying the scientific consensus on global warming and smearing those who trust climate scientists over politicians.

      
    There is a growing number of “scientists” that don’t believe global warming is man made. Gore has been asked to debate “scientists” but he refuses. And since you probably believe the debate is over, when & where was this debate held?
    Follow the money!! Gore pays for his carbon offsets to Generation Investment Management.
      


    3) Splitting the Democratic vote so Republicans can get elected.

      
    So is the congress that is passing fisa laws, not impeaching bush, increasing the number of troops in iraq instead of decreasing them splitting the vote?

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    I pointed out that the left is composed mainly of middle aged angry white men and used pics of yearlykos to prove my point.

    Total lie. It’s mostly a thirtysomething crowd. Plenty of women. I’m shaking my head at this despicable lie.

    There is a growing number of “scientists” that don’t believe global warming is man made.

    Yeah and a lot of those if not all of them are accepting money from the fossil fuel gravy train.

    Gore has been asked to debate “scientists” but he refuses.

    Why should he debate Exxon-Mobil tools?

    So is the congress that is passing fisa laws,…

    We’re going to get better Democrats. Just you wait Stamn. I won’t play into your masters’ hands by splitting off from my party. It’s not going to work you tool.

  43. 43

    I pointed out that the left is composed mainly of middle aged angry white men

    And who are the vast majority of young people choosing to vote for these days? Hint – it’s not the Republicans or the Losertarians.

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    #42 YLB says:

    I pointed out that the left is composed mainly of middle aged angry white men and used pics of yearlykos to prove my point.
    Total lie. It’s mostly a thirtysomething crowd. Plenty of women. I’m shaking my head at this despicable lie.

       
    Any pictures from yearlykos to prove your point?

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    Hey Stamn!

    Here’s a photo of a middle-aged white Dem in the same picture with a woman of color at Yearly Kos 2007.

    Why would a white racist (your smear) risk being seen in the same picture with a black woman?

    And he’s smiling! I thought he was supposed to be angry.

    YOU.LOSE.BIG.TIME.

    TOOL

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    #46YLB says:

    Lookee here and here Stamn.
    People of color at Yearly Kos!

      
    Kudos YLB, you found some people of color. Considering you took the time to find them, even you have to admit the 13% of the population wasn’t fairly represented.

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    you took the time to find them

    Didn’t take me any time at all Stamn. First page of yearly kos 2007 photos, of which there are almost 2700, has people of color on it. The link is in comment 45. Try it.

    Right.on.the.first.page.

    As for your ridiculous 13 percent number that’s about as stupid as an MLK legacy rally needing a quota of 87 percent white faces. And as stupid as your assertion that the people who attended YearlyKos was mostly middle aged white males.

    Stupid and utterly beside the point – like your commentary here.

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