This special hits the air on December 2 at 10PM.
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“I’m sixteen, right? I can join the Army, the Air Force and the Navy… but I can’t drink in pubs. When will the government, right, realize that young adults have a valued contribution to give to society?”
I have many things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving! I’m thankful that Bush and the dirty Republicans didn’t succeed in their attempt to steal my Social Security. I’m thankful I don’t need a job — because there aren’t any in this rotten Republican economy. I’m thankful that idiot governor of Alaska isn’t vice president for a guy whose alarm clock might not go off one of these mornings! I’m thankful that 54% of America’s voters are sane. Above all, I’m thankful that I’m a live fucking rabbit and not a dead fucked turkey!
@1 Eighteen year olds can vote because of my generation. We argued that if 18 was old enough to die in Vietnam, than 18 was old enough to vote! How could they turn down an argument like that? So they grudgingly gave 18-year-olds the vote, but 58,000 of us had to die to get it for them.
@3: Sorry, meant no disrespect. Many thanks to you, Mr. Rabbit, for helping me vote when I was 18.
Just quoting The Young Ones, since the drugs debate often follows a similar pattern. Yes, we spend too much money prosecuting pot growers/smokers. I know what kind of paper the Constitution is written on.
Next issue.
Glad they finally made a porn Lee can rub one out to. Cough, cough, hack, hack.
Since when does being on The View make you a journalist?