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Sandeep gets stoned

by Goldy — Tuesday, 11/4/08, 11:54 am

Sandeep Kaushik, Darcy Burner’s communications director, was rushed to the emergency room this morning with what turned out to be a sizeable kidney stone… a non-life threatening, yet extremely painful condition.  His primary responsibility being interacting with our local media, Sandeep has perhaps the most stressful job in the Burner campaign, and I suppose this is what comes from a steady diet of cigarettes and Maker’s Mark.

Of course, as far as the ill health effects of stressful campaign work goes, I suppose it could be worse.

Get well soon, Sandeep, and remember, like the election, this too shall pass.

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  1. 1

    YLB spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 12:10 pm

    Sigh… Mark my words. I can see it now.

    This tragic death of Terence Tolbert will be the new “Vince Foster” or at the very least just one victim of the “Obama Death Squads”.

    Sooner or later it’s going to happen. It’s how the wingnut mind works.

  2. 2

    My Left Foot spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 12:14 pm

    1:

    Nah, the wingnuts are going to say he planned this suicide out of devotion to the “Messiah” in an attempt to garner the sympathy vote.

    My condolences to Mr. Tolbert’s family and friends. 44 is way too young to die from a heart attack.

  3. 3

    YellowPup spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 12:17 pm

    My sympathies to Sandeep. The treatments for sizable stones are not appealing at all.

    Diet and dehydration are two big factors, toss in stress and stuff like this happens. Best wishes.

  4. 4

    Luigi Giovanni spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 12:52 pm

    Darcy was sure ill-advised this past week and a half, and it may cost her. A mole hill turned into a mountain.

    Her situation could have been defused if she had said the following: “In the moment, I misspoke about my credential. I have a degree in computer science with a concentration in economics from Harvard. I took five courses in economics and two in math.”

  5. 5

    Mike Shields spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 1:02 pm

    Speaking for the Reichert campaign – we all wish Sandeep a speedy recovery. A kidney stone is not fun – and it’s unfortunate to fall ill on election day. Politics aside – please get a message to Sandeep from us: get well soon.

  6. 6

    ArtFart spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 1:05 pm

    OUCH!! I can testify from experience, that’s no fun at all.

    Brought on by smokes and booze? Nah…more likely asparagus and broccoli.

  7. 7

    rhp6033 spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 1:12 pm

    My Dad had gallstones requiring surgery. But he had to go off the blood thinner for surgery, and shortly after the surgery developed a blood clot in his leg, ultimately resulting in amputation. He died six months later, at age 45, from further complications.

    So I don’t consider anything medical a “routine proceedure”. My best wishes to him.

  8. 8

    Darryl spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 1:26 pm

    So…one way or the other, Sandeep is going to have a PASSED(!) celebration soon.

    Let’s hope for two good reasons.

  9. 9

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 1:51 pm

    OUCH!

    Hypercalciuria is inherited, and it may be the cause of stones in more than half of patients. Calcium is absorbed from food in excess and is lost into the urine. This high level of calcium in the urine causes crystals of calcium oxalate or calcium phosphate to form in the kidneys or elsewhere in the urinary tract.

    Other causes of kidney stones are hyperuricosuria, which is a disorder of uric acid metabolism; gout; excess intake of vitamin D; urinary tract infections; and blockage of the urinary tract. Certain diuretics, commonly called water pills, and calcium-based antacids may increase the risk of forming kidney stones by increasing the amount of calcium in the urine.

    Calcium oxalate stones may also form in people who have chronic inflammation of the bowel or who have had an intestinal bypass operation, or ostomy surgery. As mentioned earlier, struvite stones can form in people who have had a urinary tract infection. People who take the protease inhibitor indinavir, a medicine used to treat HIV infection, may also be at increased risk of developing kidney.

  10. 10

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 1:52 pm

    Sandeep needs to stop shopping at the f*cking Co-op. Those hairy-legged broads pushing the following are trying to kill him!

    People prone to forming calcium oxalate stones may be asked by their doctor to limit or avoid certain foods if their urine contains an excess of oxalate.

    High-oxalate foods—higher to lower

    rhubarb
    spinach
    beets
    swiss chard
    wheat germ
    soybean crackers
    peanuts
    okra
    chocolate
    black Indian tea
    sweet potatoes

  11. 11

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/08 at 1:53 pm

    Rugby gave me my first kidney stone experience. A hard tackle delivered by Valley Kangaroos RFC of Burien took me out of bounds (but not before the referee ruled that the tackle had made me lose the ball forward – a no-no in rugby called a knock-on – adding insult to injury), and three hours later I was on the floor in a bathroom stall in Ikea in utter agony. Six hours later, my wife finally agreed with me that it wasn’t my back, and a trip to St. Pete’s in Olympia confirmed a 2mm distal stone. Not much of a stone, but those of us who’ve enjoyed that kind of pain know that little things like that can cause big hurts (with apologies to Frank Thomas).

    My sympathies go out to Sandeep, and kudos to Mike for the well-wishes.

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