Man, I suck on the radio. My voice is screechy, I pick boring topics, and nobody wants to listen to my relentless, left-wing propaganda. Liberal talk just doesn’t work, and my days at 710-KIRO are surely numbered.
That said, I’ll be filling in for Dave Ross this morning from 9AM to Noon, and will kick off the show with a KIRO exclusive, on-air, caller-driven “debate” between Republican Dan Satterberg and Democrat Bill Sherman, vying for the King County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office. This is your chance to ask your question of the candidates in the premier race this November: 877-710-KIRO.
Woo-hoo! I’m there, dude!
Goldy, they have gadgets that could lower the pitch of your voice as it goes out over the air. Maybe not to Dave Ross’s mellifluous tones, but it could be worth a try.
Maybe you can ask Dan Satterberg why his office let my master’s favorite pro-tem judge — Bellevue Republican “attorney” Richard Llewelyn Jones — off with a slap on the wrist when he was charged with two relatively serious felonies in King County Superior Court in 2001 and again in 2005. And why Satterberg doesn’t call bullshit on the Northeast District Court judges who allow their buddy Jones to regularly serve as a pro-tem judge, in spite of two misdemeanor convictions (the plea-bargained felony charges), several severe disciplines from the state bar association, and court judgments for refusal to pay child support? And why Jones was hand-picked to hear my master’s drunk driving case yesterday? Jones makes my master look like a saint by comparison.
Hey! I love your show – it kept me up as I drove over I-90 Snoqualmie Pass in the rain on Sunday night.
A puddy rebroadcast, selected for it’s wit and relevance:
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Link to original available upon request.
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Wingnut rumors of Air America’s death have proved untrue.
In fact, I can’t think of ONE SINGLE wingnut rumor that has turned out to be true! Wingnuts are mass liars.
@3 A more relevant question is why he let YOU and your master off with a slap on the wrist for felony vote registration fraud.
I’m voting for Sherman because I’m tired of partisan Republican prosecutors winking at Republican election fraud.
@3 Personally I think you should be put down, you four-legged tail-wagging crook!! DEATH TO REPUBLICAN RUNNING DOGS!!!
Dogs are good for nothing. Signed, R. Rabbit, chief spokesanimal for Green Lake Parks rabbit community.
“Man, I suck on the radio. My voice is screechy, I pick boring topics, and nobody wants to listen to my relentless, left-wing propaganda. Liberal talk just doesn’t work …”
Droppings of truth from a horse’s ass.
Hey Goldy: Some really compelling radio today. I’m picky, as you know…
S–t. I forgot completely about your show. Sorry!
Roger;
Your dog rants are unacceptable. Not all dogs are like Jane’s. Greenlake lagomorphs may expect a visit from my chief basset hound….and she’s utterly wroofless.
Listen for the Ahrooooo….
Wish I could have called in this morning’s KIRO program. The day after Seattle Times Editorial against Moveon.org re: Petraeus, a letter to editor (one of many, all pro Moveon.org) claimed all the advert in NY Times did was plagerize fellow officers nickname for their fellow officer: General Betrayus!
Keep up the good work! David
Goldy – you rant a bit to much – all around the block – stay on topic
Even us fag commies want some new material from time to time
Can it be???
How’s life with Marummy?
@15 If you were a rabbit, you’d get tired of getting chased all over the park by dogs, too!!! Maybe what we should do is put a leash on owners who don’t put a leash on their dogs. And Jane Balogh belongs in jail, and her dog should go to the POUND!!!
Jane Balogh belongs in the Senate for proving beyond all doubt what we Sharks were trying to tell you ‘Crats. Her dog belongs in the legislature; would be way better than the mellamine poodles you liberals put there with your fraudulent voter registrations and magical mystery ballots.
Spewage:
What is this, GOP Mad Libs? Fill in the blanks with random verbiage…
Spewage, sewage…..ya gotta expect that we’ll attract random crazies from time to time. After all, we got Puddy.
Rog, you attach one end of the leash to the dog, the other end to the owner, what’s the problem with that?
You can’t blame the dog for being the victim of some old slut with an axe to grind. Do you blame Hague’s car for her Drunk behaviour?
Speaking of Old Sluts, I haven’t detected Puddy’s stench recently. Is he ill? Physically, I mean.
Can anyone help me find the link to the debate. I’d like to hear it.
Thanks.
The Sopranos: There’s a new improved soprano at KIRO. I caught a few minutes of Caitlin Ross’s riff about an hour ago, and she’s impressive, particularly impressive when compared to KIRO’s old bald soprano who sucks on the radio, who is so screechy that he makes us question First-Amendment protections of free screech, who picks boring topics, and who is a relentless, left-wing propagandist that no sentient sapien will listen to more than once.
I say shit-can him, hire her, and screw niggling quibbles about nepotism. Caitlin is related somehow to what’s-his-name, who afflicts KIRO almost as abjectly as the old bald soprano. Shit-can what’s-his-name too, because he’s stuck on sonorous stupid and because we’re on to his sophomoric debate tricks (some of us, too, used to be high-school sophomoric debaters, card-carrying members of the NF(orensic)L).
So, it’s a plan: Caitlin, who can talk and think at the same time, get’s the old bald Goldy hours on Saturday and Sunday, mostly because Goldy can’t talk or think. And he sucks … etc. Sir Mix gets 9-to-noon, M-F. KIRO could arise from the sewer (Dori’s their only pristine talent) and become a contender.