Famously outspoken WA State Democratic Party chair Dwight Pelz joined us last night, and we didn’t manage to get him to say the word "fuck" once. (Although Carl did make up for it by talking about sticking green glowsticks up people’s rectums.) Joining Dwight, Carl and me in polite political discourse was Mollie, Will, Michael and the charmingly linkless Sandeep.
Topics of conversation included noted scofflaw (and Green Party senate candidate) Aaron Dixon, noted gaybasher (and GOP state senator) Luke Esser, felon disenfranchisement, Republican administration incompetence, our nation’s dangerous slide towards fascism, and of course… sticking green glowsticks up people’s rectums.
The show is 55:53, and is available here as a 51.2 MB MP3. Please visit PodcastingLiberally.com for complete archives and RSS feeds.
[Recorded live at the Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally. Special thanks to Confab creators Gavin and Richard for producing the show.]
Mr. Cynical spews:
I may watch 30 seconds of it before I turn in tonight Goldy.
Your Podcast is the greatest non-pharmaceutical sleeping aid on the market!!
No ambien-like side effects.
The only side-effect after watching a bit of your Podcast is that I find myself “day-dreaming” about how you can gather together that many stupid fuckers in one room and think anyone gives a shit!!
Thanks Again MR. SOMINEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rujax206 spews:
Hard to WATCH and AUDIO PRESENTATION.
Dumbass.
Cliff spews:
Did you talk about Pelz good buddy Fidel?
Roger Rabbit spews:
Roger Rabbit is sick and was unable to attend, but a transcript of Roger Rabbit’s thoughts is available daily on any HorsesAss thread!
Mr. Cynical spews:
rujax–Mr. Expert @ PICKIN’ FLYSHIT OUTTA PEPPER!!
Just like you to anal–yze a comment and worry about the small stuff.
I’ll bet you LISTEN to this garbage over & over again…..cuz it shows by your empty-shell comments.
KLOWN!
Roger Rabbit spews:
klake is a nazi
Roger Rabbit spews:
Kevin Carns sucks farts out of dead seagulls
Roger Rabbit spews:
Mr. Cynical is a toothless old troglodyte
(for photo, click here http://www.acclaimimages.com/_.....-5258.html)
Fidel Castro spews:
Actually, Dwight and I are on the outs. See, Dwight was making fun of my beard, and then I tried to have him arrested, and then he coldcocked me when I wasn’t looking. Seriously, he broke my eye. Hurt me worse than 40 years of santions, bitch.
Peace out, mofos
Fidel
Roger Rabbit spews:
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“PICKIN’ FLYSHIT OUTTA PEPPER”
Great line, Cynical! But let’s be honest here — you plagiarized it. A quick internet search of “picking flyshit out of pepper” turns up countless hits. Here’s a sampler:
EV World Blogs: Personal Perspectives on the Future In Motion
No present or foreseeable fire fighting can put out a very large LNG fire. … epitimy of picking flyshit out of pepper and thus completely missing the … ttp://www.evworld.com/blogs/index.cfm?page=blogentry&authorid=18
Corporate Hallucinations: An unusual job description
‘They pick the flyshit out of the pepper for me.’ Isn’t that a wonderful job description for someone whose job is minding all the details that the boss … http://blog.ragan.com/archives.....l_job.html
Date: Wed, 23 Nov 1994 10:59:51 -0400 From: TPRATT[AT SYMBOL GOES …. (burp) 14. busy as a fart in a mitten 15. busy as a hen picking flyshit out of pepper 16. They could charm the pants off a nun. 17. so cheap they wouldn’t … http://www.americandialect.org.....94327.html
I could go on, and on, and on … but you get the drift: MR. CYNICAL NEVER HAS AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT. EVERYTHING HE POSTS IS REGURGITATION.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Disclaimer: I am not the original author of “klake is a nazi.” I stole that comment from another HA poster. I am not the original author of “sucks farts out of dead seagulls,” either. I forget where I stole that line from, but I stole it. Why not? Republicans plagiarize everything that isn’t nailed down (see, e.g., http://blog.washingtonpost.com/redamerica/), so why can’t I plagiarize too? Why should Republicans have a monopoly on plagiarism? Republicans want a monopoly on every fucking thing.
Roger Rabbit spews:
I’m pretty sure that “toothless troglodyte” is a Roger Rabbit original, though. At least, I didn’t copy it from anywhere. It just popped into my head, the same way rabbit pellets pop out of my ass.
Roger Rabbit spews:
… although I’m sure that I’m not the first author to think of this particular alliteration, as a google search probably would reveal.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Wow! This thread is already up to 14 posts! That’s more than Stefan gets in a week!
Roger Rabbit spews:
Roger Rabbit has posted 66.66% of the comments in this thread. If you don’t like it, fuck you, and fuck the armadillo you rode in on!
Roger Rabbit spews:
Hey stefan! I know you read this blog, you fascist punk! (Yours is so boring, even you don’t read it.) So why are you going to pocket all the loot from your lawsuit against Dean Logan and KCRE, instead of splitting it with the generous donors to your “legal action fund” who paid for the lawsuit? Do you run your “legal action fund” from Nigeria? Is the attorney general investigating your “legal action fund?”
rujax206 spews:
Go piss on some more land-use regulations, shitheel.
Mr. Cynical spews:
Rog—
Lighten up now and remember…..
“When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that 4 of his fingers are pointing at himself.”
—Louis Nizer
“Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.”
—Mark Twain
Roger Rabbit spews:
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Bunnies don’t have fingers. We have toes! See? Show-and-tell photo: http://berlinbear.com/cascade......puppet.gif
Libertarian spews:
The Canadians just announced suspension of aid to the Palestinian authoroity until the Hamas government recognizes Israel. While I have no opinion about the matter, I do applaud the Canadians for developing a little backbone.
righton spews:
viva la revolucion!
Dwight Fidel Pelz
Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:
Two illegals, GBS and a Republican taxpayer all sat around and desided to vote on who should pay for lunch. The vote was 3 to 1 that the Republican should pay. The Republican decided to just leave. The illegals and GBS were very upset and decided that the Republican was mean and racist. [hehe]
Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:
OK…….Who should go to Yale on a full ride?? The terrorist? A North Korean Communist? An illegal from Mexico? GBS? Or an American GI wounded in Iraq??? Answer: All but the G.I., because the G.I. might vote Republican!!!
Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:
OK…….Who should go to Yale on a full ride?? The terrorist? A North Korean Communist? An illegal from Mexico? GBS? Or an American GI wounded in Iraq??? Answer: All but the G.I., because the G.I. might vote Republican!!!
Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:
Abuja – Shouts of ”Allah Akbar!” (God is greatest) rent the air in parts of Kaduna, northern Nigeria on Wednesday as a four-minute eclipse turned daylight into darkness. Many residents ran indoors before the eclipse started. Some did so for fear of looking at the phenomenon directly and damaging their eyes. Others did so in the belief that it was a satanic development. /break/ ”Why Nigeria? Why Kaduna, if not because our sins are legion?” he asked, even after he was told that other countries would also experience it. [GBS!!! Stupid Liberals!!! Gay Bob From Boeing!! Roger Rabbit!@! Cougar!! Headless Lucy!!! FEAR ME!!! I’m going to make the sun disappear!!!!!!!!]
LeftTurn spews:
Steffy is really busy trying to find a way to blame Dean Logan for the death of Casper Wineberger.