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Fuck Rob Porter. Fuck this administration covering up for him. A lot of people should start resigning in disgrace, start with John Kelly. But also, the people who swore up and down that Kelly would be the grownup in the room can go too.

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    I think Monday will be the low or close to bottom….a good day to buy I think is Monday.

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    So the republicans whined endlessly about Secretary Clinton using an unsecured email system. The Trump White House used a man who for an entire year could not pass the security clearance process to handle the MOST sensitive documents in the government.

    Where’s the outrage?

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    Just as I predicted 23,666. I beat out Herman’s prediction of 23,999.

    Buy on Monday!

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    @4 Please be careful. Patience is a virtue when it comes to this stuff. When it finds a bottom, historically speaking, it’ll bounce off it a few times, retesting it as a level of support, giving one opportunities to buy cheap at near-bottom prices, but with more confidence that it isn’t going lower.

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    Ninety billion dollars for dirty Puerto Ricans and Five billion dollars…
    …for somebody else’s children.

    There’s gotta be a way for Doctor Dumbfuck to steer that away from YLB’s kids. Just gotta be a way. Probably no way to steer that money toward make believe cowboys tho.

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    @2 It will bottom when Doctor Dumbfuck has no livestock left to sell to meet margin calls and his broker liquidates his remaining positions.

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    Remember when unemployment was 11 percent, your mortgage was underwater, and your retirement fund had lost half its value?
    When nobody was willing to lend money to anybody for anything and everyone on “the team” was working weekends and skipping vacations to help “weather the storm”?

    Remember what “fiscal conservatives” had to say about deficits back then?

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    @11 They’re more than happy to borrow from the future to goose the economy when they’re the ones facing midterms.

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    Pennsylvania is the most gerrymandered state. Even though it has more registered Democrats than Republicans, the GOP holds 13 of the state’s 18 congressional seats. Recently the state supreme court, by a 5-4 vote, struck down the redistricting plan drawn by the GOP legislature. SCOTUS refused to intervene. Now, Republicans want to impeach those judges — all Democrats — for “misbehavior in office.”

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/2/7/1739285/-Pennsylvania-GOP-s-threat-to-impeach-Supreme-Court-is-real-and-it-s-how-they-plan-to-cling-to-power?detail=emaildkre

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: This is what beginning to replace the rule of law with tyranny would look like.

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    “Fuck Rob Porter”

    Speaking of Hope Hicks,

    “After promoting an accused wife beater, the Trump admin begins pushing blame to a top female aide”

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/2/9/1740065/-After-promoting-an-accused-wife-beater-the-Trump-admin-begins-pushing-blame-to-a-top-female-aide

    Poor girl. She’s already destined for the slammer to spend years being passed around for sex and getting it rough. Oh, wait! That’s how she lives now! My bad. She might like it in prison.

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    @10 Is that what he’s doing today? Selling horses?

    The trader who mentored me in trading cautioned me about trading options like our doctor has been doing. To go from day trading biotech stocks like I was doing to trading options was like going from driving some compact car at 40 mph to driving a Ferrari at 200 mph. When you crash, you really fucking crash.

    I actually hope the doctor isn’t selling his horses today. Well, unless the horses wanted to be sold. That’d be different.

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    Probably no way to steer that money toward make believe cowboys tho.

    Oh there’s always fossil fuel subsidies.. Boob’ll find a way.

    My kids are fine. First kid’s college is paid for. Will be a graduate in June. Second kid’s education is still a bit touch and go, but we’ll be fine. Both kids work jobs and have savings which is great. They’re even saving for retirement.

    My advice is steady as she goes. Life is short. Make time to enjoy what you’ve been given and you don’t need to kill yourself working for assholes or piss away wads of cash to do that.

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    where’s the loon

    LOL! The fiend has been a touch quiet since the showing of WACO on cable. Damn that Koresh was pervy..

    It’d be too funny if it turned out the fiend started its own KULT. Sexing all the women would only be the cherry on top. Making all the men in the KULT celibate – heh, that’s POWER!

    And still the idiot would NEED HA HEROES FIRST! You can’t make this shit up!

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    There gonna be a countdown just before sunset? It’s so cool to watch that babbing butthole freak go

    *poof*

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    @16 “Well, unless the horses wanted to be sold.”

    Of course they want to be sold. Who likes carrying Boob on their back? If I were a horse, I’d rather pull a plow. The best gig, though, is being a little girl’s pet. You get to eat grass in a pasture all day and don’t have to do any work.

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    @24 Puddy’s weekly lockdown starts every Friday at sunset. This means 24 hours of Puddy-free blogging. Yay!

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    Add to the list of folks regular Americans find deplorable that are “fine people on both sides” for 45….

    Wife Beaters

    (serial wife batterer) He worked very hard. I found out about it recently and I was surprised by it. But we certainly wish him well. It’s obviously a tough time for him. He did a very good job when he was in the White House. And we hope he has a wonderful career, and hopefully he will have a great career ahead of him. But it was very sad when we heard about it, and certainly he’s also very sad. Now he also as you probably know, he says he’s innocent. And I think you have to remember that. He said very strongly yesterday that he’s innocent. So you’ll have to talk to him about that. But we absolutely wish him well. Did a very good job while he was at the White House.

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    @16 “I actually hope the doctor isn’t selling his horses today.”

    No, he is busy grinding them up for food,

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    Given how Trump is so divorced from reality I am quite frankly surprised he hasn’t come right out and said, “Wife-beater? Heck no, those women asked for it, you know like “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

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    In other news, the first cannabis retailer in Tacoma was shut-down by the state tax folks for not paying the store’s excise taxes. The business is in arrears by $1.4 million. That’s a lot for small shop!

    I’m sure a lot of the Drug Warrior assholes out there are cheering its demise, but this is only one small business whose management was poor at managing cash flow. The inevitable legalization of cannabis for recreational use is well under way, and that stick-up-his-ass Jeff Sessions isn’t going to be able to stop it. Willing buyers are purchasing cannabis from willing sellers to the benefit of both. That’s the essence of a market economy, and the federal government needs to mind its own business.

    Just because this one shop went out of business for poor cash management doesn’t mean the end to legalization. There will be other shops in the area that will pick up the business, and, eventually, even people like Sessions will have to admit defeat.

    If Sessions is so dead-set against legal cannabis, let him retire to Alabama and enforce his archaic beliefs on those poor fools. (I find it funny for a Southerner who believes in states’ rights to be against states’ rights when it concerns an area like cannabis legalization. I guess he was for states’ rights until he was against it.)

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    @29 why do you write so much about Sessions and pot? You must be a pot smoker.

    You don’t write a lot about same sex marriage and Sessions and all (Republicans) that are against it. Do you stand for the principal behind legalized pot or is it just something that is affects your life and only care about the things in your life?

    Do you believe in the principal to discriminate in the name of religious freedom?

    Just curious.

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    @29 “I find it funny for a Southerner who believes in states’ rights to be against states’ rights”

    You find Republican hypcrisy “strange”? Really? Did you really expect a political party that meddles with womens’ bodies would allow states to legalize pot?

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    It’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good to see the HA DUMMOCRETIN FOOLS PWNED by Puddy!

    Puddy lives free in HA DUMMOCRETIN femtometer sized minds!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

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    30 & 31

    It was the article in the newspaper today that led me to make the comments about Sessions and cannabis. The first cannabis store in Tacoma was closed down for non-payment of excise taxes. Sessions is a pain in the ass and needs to be out of government where he can’t hurt anyone, at least at the national level. If Alabama wants him to dictate to them, then have at it, but he needs to be off the national stage forever. That’s all there was to it.

    As far as abortion goes, I’ve stated that I don’t care if women get abortions or not. It is financially stupid to have a kid without the financial structure to support the kid. If abortion helps young women avoid that, then good for abortions!

    Same sex marriage? Fine with me.

    The Republicans and Democrats can both go suck eggs for all I care. I don’t vote for them.

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    https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2018/02/05/rush-talks-to-congressman-devin-nunes/

    — So once I knew that they were going after me when all I was doing was speaking the truth, I knew these characters were up to no good. So here we are in, you know, February of 2018 with absolutely no evidence of Trump colluding with Russians, but we have lots of evidence that everybody continues to ignore that the Hillary campaign was colluding with Russians. Because if you believe that Christopher Steele, who was paid by Hillary campaign, got his information from Russians — and we do believe that he did get some information from the Russians — I mean, there’s your collusion. And it just so happens that the stuff that came in, it’s salacious and unverified, as said by Director Comey, and we have not verified any of the crazy accusations, like the golden shower issue. —

    Hello Hello Congressman Schiff’s office please.

    This is Congressman Schiff.

    Hi, my name is Vitaly. I have some nude pictures of President Trump with prostitutes.

    Wonderful, tell me more

    Blah blah blah…

    Really? Blah blah blah…

    Then there is blah blah blah…

    Okay. My office staff will contact you with an address to send them.

    https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2018/02/06/russian_comedians_prank_call_rep_adam_schiff_promise_him_naked_photos_of_trump_from_fsb.html

    Till Next Time!

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    Yawn… HA HEROES had something better to do around 5:23 than watch a freak put HA HEROES FIRST…

    Heh. The laughs at the freak never stop.

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    @29 and @31

    PI – weren’t it you that voiced your desire or call to release the memo? You wanted transparency. Well Trump isn’t, as of now, releasing the Democratic Memo.

    Do you find that funny? Do you find it funny that Republicans love to call for transparency, but they really aren’t transparent themselves?

    How about Mike Pence – you a big Mike Pence fan? You think you would find if funny if he weren’t the freedom loving fighter that you thought he would be?

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    @33

    “Same sex marriage? Fine with me.”

    I didn’t ask if you were fine with it. I could care less if you are fine with it. You being fine with doesn’t seem to change any of the politics surrounding it.

    I asked you – “Do you believe in the principal to discriminate in the name of religious freedom?”

    But you didn’t answer that question. You being fine same sex marriage isn’t the answer that matters.

    Would you find if funny that those that speak about state rights, freedom, the constitution are using some bullshit argument of religious freedom to go against every bit of what I would think that is important to you? How does your desire of pot smoke any different from discrimination due to religious beliefs. Maybe Jeff Sessions has good reason to “discriminate” against pot users.

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    @39

    I thought I heard a bus warming up this morning… Trump and his ilk, throwing yet another idiot under the bus.

    Nothing like Hope and Change at the Trump Whitey House.

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    Buried under all these staffing announcement is this gem:

    “President Trump will not declassify the memo from Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee as it currently is written, the White House announced in a letter Friday night.”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dem-fisa-memo-trump-today-2018-02-09-live-updates/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: The key phrase here is “announced Friday night” when no one’s paying attention.

    It’s not hard to see where this is going. Trump wants editorial changes. Specifically, he won’t release it until the Democrats agree to say he’s innocent.

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    @40

    That and I’m reasonably sure Chief Legal Counsel WallMart Inc is a seven figure income while Associate AG is not.

    Why go down with a sinking ship when you can sip Premiere Cru Bordeuax in 30,000 square feet with lakefront acreage estate somewhere near Bentonville, AK?

    (Full disclosure I used to produce content for WallMart TV. Did you know they used to have a CCTV channel that played in the employee break areas and custom ad content on all the TVs in Electronics?)

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    Brand quitting tells us that they are in the final planning to fire Mueller. Rosenstein has clearly indicated that he will not fire Mueller to protect the RNC. So before removing him they have to have their Bork in place. This is the slow-mo Saturday Night Massacre. Brand is but the first. One by one the candidates will be called before Sesh and put to the test. If they balk they’ll buy their silence like they’ve bought off Brand.

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    @3 Guess it is too late to put the horses back in the barn. Hope Mr. Perter is a loyal American as now he has incentive to share. Happens every administration that pols get security clearances they should not have. Thank goodness the guy probably lied about beating his wife, if he had been truthful he may have a clearance. Beating his two ex wives is not a reason to dent a clearance, though that is 10 to 50 grand of tax payer money gone, and the President frankly can sign off and tell the FBI ect he has the clearance for the job.

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    @9 When you have the power to pardon you can back u[ that innocent statement with action. Most governors can do that too, only here in Washington it seems to be only Mayors who can make those old mary jane convictions go away. Inslee can pardon a lot of innocent people. Not happening anytime soon.

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    @10 You two still playing pinochle? I gotta find me a partner and take your money.

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    @14 No just like the Pennsylvania polka puts the fun into dancing, Pennsylvania puts the fun into politics. And they are having a bad winter. Ground hog stew anyone?

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    @30 Though this whole drug war and making drugs illegal, was all based on discrimination. Poor brown folk are weak, and unable to control themselves, government must step in to protect them, and women, and children.

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    @38 His answer to that question could depend on if he is a Rastafarian. If he is then he could be a solid yes on the Religious freedom to discriminate as they like the ganza.

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    @40 She sold out to go work at WALMART with a substantial pay raise. Nothing to do with her being in line to fire Mueller, maybe she will have a fun gift for Don and fire Mueller on the way out, after all she may need a store detective to keep an eye on things,

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    I also think talking about a pot shop being closed in Tacoma over a 1,4 million tax bill is Washington politics.

    Whether or when Session brings down the hammer on marijuana is more about congress than Sessions. The Federal law is it’s illegal. And Obama did not eliminate the drug czar

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