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– Wildland fire season is coming and the more we put carbon in the air the worse it gets

– The 50th Anniversary of Mississippi’s Freedom Summer: Remembering What Fannie Lou Hamer Taught Us

– You’ve heard the expression, “You catch more flies with honey”? Well, Republicans would catch more flies with sanity.

– Maybe I’m wrong, but I think “As far as I can tell, there’s no video, as the Seattle Channel’s appetite for zoning meetings is lower than mine.” may be the greatest opening sentence in the history of language. Also, the actual piece on the Rainier upzone is interesting if you’re into that sort of thing.

– Oh hey, PZ Myers is in town. If you go see him, try not to be an asshole.

– The Aziz Ansari bit on 50 Cent not knowing what grapefruit is is one of my favorites. Now the plot thickens.

Comments

  1. 1

    Yes, don’t be an asshole to PZ Myers! Because a guy who will go to a church he doesn’t believe in and steal a communion wafer, then incites his readers to do the same, deserves extra-special consideration.

    I’m an atheist myself, but he’s a major jerk-off who’s done almost as much to taint the cause as anti-feminist Islamophobes Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris. When people criticize us for becoming an ignorant quasi-religion (look up “scientism” sometime) he’s a prime exhibit.

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    – You’ve heard the expression, “You catch more flies with honey”? Well, Republicans would catch more flies with sanity. – Who cares what Radical MadCow thinks? No one watches her show. Megyn Kelly has 4x the viewership http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mon.....le-news-2/

    Sux to be y’all watching that crappy low life network! No wonder HA DUMMOCRETINS leave strange droppings here on HA.

    Another SMACKDOWN!

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    When people criticize us for becoming an ignorant quasi-religion (look up “scientism” sometime) he’s a prime exhibit.

    Nice… Puddy would also offer almost all HA DUMMOCRETIN posters here as additional exhibits!

  5. 5

    – Oh hey, PZ Myers is in town. If you go see him, try not to be an asshole.

    @3 one get’s that impression http://www.conservapedia.com/PZ_Myers… Be sure to read these sections…

    2 PZ Myers on bestiality
    – 2.1 PZ Myers’ daughter Skatje Myers’ comments on bestiality
    – 2.2 Skatje Myers on morality

    These people are very interesting and very scary!

  6. 6

    Wait… What? http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06.....ation.html Did they just say Obummer sadministration is clueless? Wait… there must be members of Obummer’s sadministration on this blog because they also are clueless… And this is from the NY Times… P R I C E L E S S.

    WASHINGTON — President Obama’s handling of the Bergdahl prisoner exchange has renewed frustration among congressional Democrats about the administration’s relations with its allies on Capitol Hill, and prompted criticism that the White House failed to prepare the lawmakers for the politically explosive case.

    While Senator Dianne Feinstein, the California Democrat who leads the Intelligence Committee, went public with her dissatisfaction at not being notified in advance about the exchange, other lawmakers and officials said privately that Democrats felt exposed by their lack of knowledge about the circumstances surrounding Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl’s capture and the backgrounds of the five Taliban officials traded for his freedom.

    Well this is what Puddy wrote yesterday and this morning in the other open thread in response to Roger IDIOT Wabbit. Senate DUMMOCRETINS don’t like being exposed as the fools they are. Dayum this is wonderful about how Obummer DUMMOCRETIN sadministration morons like Susan Rice live in their little 1600 Pennsylvania Ave cocoon!

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    Puddy has no clue where HA DUMMOCRETINS get their information from besides the left wrong blogs and the really bad left wrong station PMSNBC butt this is interesting from the author… http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....good-boss/

    No need to copy any paragraphs here. Once you get past the first paragraph of standard libtard swill, it’s the whole thing!

  8. 8

    Rut-roh Raggy… http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/.....ving-Obama

    CNN’s most recent poll provided a clear indicator of this dynamic in the wake of two major controversies involving military issues. The results showed that Obama did not gain a majority of support for any of twelve issues surveyed from the respondents. In fact, in ten of the twelve issues, majorities disapproved of the President’s performance, and only on one – the environment, usually an overwhelming Democratic strength – did his approval exceed his disapproval, and only barely at 49/45. On the economy and health care, which the poll identified as the top two priorities of its respondents, Obama’s approval ratings sank to 38/61 and 36/63, respectively.

    Now we see how important that Benghazi coverup is!

  9. 9

    Oh no… Time Magazine piling on… http://time.com/2826442/taliba.....-bergdahl/ Just wonderful news as Puddy wrote earlier this week and the really stooooooooooopid HA DUMMOCRETINS pooh-poohed… Y’all know who you are…

    A Taliban commander close to the negotiations over the release of U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl told TIME Thursday that the deal made to secure Bergdahl’s release has made it more appealing for fighters to capture American soldiers and other high-value targets.

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    Wow Chris Matthews kicking F Upchuck Todd’s ASS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_9tdugyoa0

    Puddy placed the whitey house narrative of swift boat by Republicans on HA yesterday! F Upchuck Todd immediately went there. Chris actually showed some moxy with pushback!

    And it’s no SwiftBoat event either… John Effin Kerry went onto Congress and told how he did this or that in the early 1970s with his medals. Then the other guys rebutted in 2004. So natually libtards are rushing to Obummer’s defense parroting the company line!

    So sad!

  13. 13

    @6 et al: This is all anyone really needs to know about the Bergdahl case:

    Democrats: Bring them home
    Republicans: Leave them behind

  14. 14

    @12 Kerry’s ass was in the grass. That’s good enough for me. Mine was, too, which should be good enough for everyone here. Where was yours? In other words, what’s your military service? Have any? If not, STFU about those who were there, because you haven’t earned the right to judge them.

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    Libertarian Food Regulation

    “Lab tests have confirmed that a patient in Texas who recently died had … a fatal brain disorder linked to eating beef from cattle with mad cow disease, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said in a press release.”

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/05/.....?hpt=hp_t2

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Some states will convict you of a felony and send you to prison for videoing bad farming practices. Of course, Republicans control the legislatures of all those states. So why would you vote for a political party that makes it a criminal offense to expose agricultural practices that can harm your health or kill you? Do you hate yourself? Why would you feed your children Texas beef? Do you hate your kids?

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    How many people here think a person who videotapes a forklift operator dropping a cow belongs in a prison cell with a rapist or robber? Raise your hands! That’s the kind of laws voting for Republicans will get you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmhDebDsLfY

    In many Republican-run states, making a video like this one will get you a felony conviction and prison sentence. Not the farmer or forklift operator for abusing the cow — you, for taping the abuse. What a fucked up sense of priorities.

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    @10 Even a brain dead moron like you should be able to figure out the correct thing to do is bring the guy home, give him and his accusers their day in court, then punish him if he’s found guilty in a fair trial. Anything else is lynching, and the fact you’ve chosen to align yourself with the lynch mob speaks worlds about your character while saying nothing about Bergdahl’s guilt or innocence.

  18. 18

    BREAKING NEWS — SEATTLE PACIFIC UNIVERSITY SHOOTING — MULTIPLE VICTIMS AT HARBORVIEW — SUSPECT IN CUSTODY

  19. 19

    18 – Damn! Pretty soon the moronic trolls will be here to tell us this wouldn’t have happened if the students were all open carrying!

    After all, an armed society is a “polite” society.

    *ROLLS EYES*

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    I understand SPU had a protocol for dealing with crap like this. A building “monitor” armed with pepper spray helped subdue the shooter.

    But oh! The trolls will complain that “pepper spray” is too weak and is because of liberal Seattle and the policies of TWO TERM President Obama!

    *ROLLS EYES*

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    18 – Damn! Pretty soon the moronic trolls will be here to tell us this wouldn’t have happened if guns were banned!

    After all, a disarmed society is a “polite” society.

    *ROLLS EYES*

  22. 22

    I heard the SPU President say the SPU community “relies on Jesus Christ for strength”.

    I bet our trolls will say these are not “real Christians” because “real Christians” would rely on “Jesus Christ backed up with superior firepower – open and concealed carried”.

    *ROLLS EYES*

  23. 23

    This SPU Prez was a cool cucumber through this press conference.

    Now he’s showing some emotion. Good on him.

  24. 24

    @21 Since the “armed society” model doesn’t seem to work very well, maybe it’s time to give the “disarmed society” idea a try.

  25. 25

    Wow we finally have a troll here who says we’re for banning guns!

    Hardly. How are liberals going to defend themselves from armed to the teeth always wrong wing haters?

    Like this jerk.. Just calling them on their bullshit won’t do it!

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    Democrats: Release terrible killers at all costs
    Republicans: Keep terrible killers behind bars

    Fixed!

  28. 28

    @17, looking in the mirror again IDIOT Wabbit? You don’t give him a heroes reception when the classified info being leaked demonstrates he’s not what Susan Rice is telling the world.

    Kelly’s interview with the six platoon members is very telling.

  29. 29

    Wow, NBC really digging into this for a change… http://www.mrctv.org/videos/nb.....troversial

    “I mean, Miklaszewski said they could have Googled his name and come up with evidence that there were serious questions about how he happened to be captured by the Taliban, it goes almost to a question of the competency of the administration.” – Susan Page – USA Today Washington D.C. bureau chief

    More cocoon theory activities from Obummer’s whitey house. They were looking for a quick victory after the VA scandal and EPIC FAYLE time!

  30. 30

    Behold the long arm of Goldy:

    Along with the cease-and-desist orders, the DMV on Thursday told the public to research any ride service and learn about its insurance coverage, vehicle maintenance and driver screening process before using it. It pointed people to a list on its website at http://www.dmvNOW.com/knowyourride, where users can search for a company to see whether it is registered and insured under state regulations.

    http://hamptonroads.com/2014/0.....-operating

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    Meanwhile Obummer’s useful idiot Susan Rice has changed her tune… http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/06/.....index.html

    “I realize there has been lots of discussion and controversy around this,” Rice said. “But what I was referring to was the fact that this was a young man who volunteered to serve his country in uniform at a time of war. That, in and of itself, is a very honorable thing.”

    Obummer has taken the Clinton War Room to new heights. It’s the same thing Jay Carneybarker said yesterday!

  32. 32

    Rut-roh… First released Taliban fighter has stepped up to the plate… http://www.nbcnews.com/storyli.....in-n124451

    PuddyCommentary: This can’t be right. NBC must have this wrong. I’m sure it’s just more Taliban propaganda like their airing of the Bergdahl transfer video. It has to be he’s gonna live that quiet life of shooting mouthy teenage schoolgirls in the face or spanking them with a stick for walking in public or whatever it is “peaceful” Afghani Taliban do each day. Maybe he’ll go back to growing poppy?

    So John Podesta claims they gonna keep watching over them. What did they do? Install a “24” tracking device?

  34. 34

    Ahhh yes the real morons behind Obummer’s policy gaffes! http://online.wsj.com/articles.....1402011139

    It was a political desire to sweep the Veterans Administration scandal off the front pages that put President Obama in the Rose Garden with Sgt. Bergdahl’s parents—when Secretary of State John Kerry, or even a press release, would have given distance. It was a political desire to claim a foreign-policy victory that saw Ms. Rice again peddling a phony story, this time about how Sgt. Bergdahl had served with “honor and distinction”—when senior officials had to know that was questionable. Who failed to warn the president that Sgt. Bergdahl’s fellow soldiers would surely speak out? Who failed to walk him through the ABCs of the statute he signed requiring Congressional notification, or warn him of the bipartisan fury his cold shoulder would inspire?

    Most remarkable is that despite the endless loop of foreign-policy fiascoes, this White House seems oblivious of the need for institutional change. It has had its share of experienced hands ( Bob Gates, Leon Panetta ) come and go, but shows no evidence it learned from them. In Obama world, there is only politics. And so the world will continue to burn.

    Remember how a certain weekly UW HA Friday Night Comix thread creator took Travis Bickle to task for making that assumption. Well now we learn it wasn’t a Travis Bickle assumption, that was their plan all along. Obummer sadministration didn’t expect the backlash per the mind-numbed robots at PMSNBC, they expected euphoria. They expected the soldiers would keep their mouths shut while the VA scandal went to Page 4. Unfortunately Obummer doesn’t see the connection to the veterans who served with Bergdahl and the VA treatment of veterans who served before Bergdahl. A veteran is a veteran. Something missed by DUMMOCRETINS everywhere!

    Truth sux to DUMMOCRETINS. Their preznit is AN EMPTY SUIT!

  35. 35

    Uber is now worth $17 billion

    Uber has announced an enormous new round of funding this afternoon. The company is taking on $1.2 billion in fresh capital, an investment that values it at $17 billion, not counting all the cash it has in the bank. The only startup to raise money at a higher valuation before going public was Facebook.

    http://www.theverge.com/2014/6.....ding-round

    They’ll probably put some of that newfound coin into advertising.

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    Jus’ sayin’.

  36. 36

    Colorado likely first to legislatively authorize ride-share services

    Hickenlooper’s office has urged lawmakers to pass the much-debated measure because without it, Lyft and UberX would be forced to cease operations in the state, dealing a blow to Colorado’s reputation as an innovation hub.

    Read more: Colorado likely first to legislatively authorize ride-share services – The Denver Post http://www.denverpost.com/busi.....z33tbtoe1e

    Clearly the result of too many legislators – and the Dem guv! – getting stupid on that newly legalized marijuana, not to mention substantial evidence that Colorado is, in fact, now a blue state.

    Seriously, note that the insurance industry stepped up and addressed the liability issues, at least for now.

    I’m sure that HA types will be as dismissive of Colorado cabbies who soon won’t be able to earn a living wage as they are of immigrant business owners in Seattle who soon probably won’t be able to afford to pay a living wage.

    Legislation can be a bitch, sometimes.

  37. 37

    Same-sex marriage bans are falling like dominoes. Today, a judge struck Wisconsin’s ban, and a lawsuit was filed against North Dakota, the last remaining ban state that hadn’t been sued yet.

  38. 38

    @33 Still dangling the noose from a tree limb? Not me, putz. I’m for rule of law, due process, and fair trial.

  39. 39

    So, a sovereign citizen nutjob tried to take over a Georgia courthouse, take hostages, and kill people. Fortunately he was stopped before he could do more than wound a deputy sheriff. I know where to find 200+ armed “sovereign citizens” all in one place. Why the government doesn’t send in the National Guard to clean out the Bundy ranch is beyond me. Just have a pair of F-16s drop some cluster bombs and the job is done. The troops only need to mop up what’s left. It can be finished in an afternoon.

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    @33 Still dangling the noose from a tree limb? Not me, putz. I’m for rule of law, due process, and fair trial.

    You really are an IDIOT, IDIOT Wabbit. Where is the noose and the tree in any PuddyPost you moron? Facts are the facts and as we learn more about what the military knew about Bergdahl’s leaving his base, Obummer ignored the generals again. No wonder conservatives can honestly say DUMMOCRETINS hate the military! Lately anti-DUMMOCRETIN facts seem to scare you IDIOT Wabbit.

  41. 41

    Did ya read how NY Slimes columnist Maureen Dowd has an amazing marijuana experience when she visited Colorado? It was P R I C E L E S S!

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    @40 You don’t know any facts whatsoever about Sgt. Bergdahl. Everything you’ve posted about him is hearsay. The guy’s entitled to a fair trial before anyone decides he’s guilty, you stupid fuck.

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    Keep waving that noose at Sgt. Bergdahl, pissypants. It shows what a lameass you are. Btw, what’s your military service? Have any? Didn’t think so. You couldn’t pass an Army IQ test. If you got into the Army, they’d assign you to the sandbag detail. You’d be one of the sandbags.

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    @40 You don’t know any facts whatsoever about Sgt. Bergdahl. Everything you’ve posted about him is hearsay.

    Yeah right IDIOT Wabbit… Apparently you chose not to watch the interview with six of his platoon mates.

    Keep waving that noose at Sgt. Bergdahl, pissypants. It shows what a lameass you are. Btw, what’s your military service? Have any? Didn’t think so. You couldn’t pass an Army IQ test. If you got into the Army, they’d assign you to the sandbag detail. You’d be one of the sandbags.

    IDIOT Wabbit… There is no noose you moron. Those links are from accepted facts the military had in their possession coming out to light! Sux to be you! Your vaulted preznit has egg on his face for not listening to the military because you IDIOT, Obummer’s whitey house DUMMOCRETINS hate the military!

    Puddy received and accepted the Navy Scholarship to attend a great university. Puddy much smarter than you acknowledge. Why is Puddy sent all over the world you moronic twit? Ask Goldy where Puddy posts from! Puddy already explained the rest. KABLAMMMMO to another of your moronic posts IDIOT Wabbit!

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