I had not picked a Presidential candidate, but Harris was in my top tier. And she was my first top tier candidate to drop out. I was surprised by how much it stinks that she’s out. She has been an amazing Senator, and it will be good to see her back there full time.
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@1 Or watching the House Judiciary Committee hearing, which is what I’m doing this morning. Doctor Dumbfuck’s horse is watching, too, when not laughing at him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U91Zp9wWS30
But Doctor Dumbfuck isn’t; he’s out in the pasture trying his luck with the goat.
Let’s be honest about Harris. If she were top-tier she would not have dropped out before facing the primary voters even one time.
She’s preserving her reputation as a VP pick. If she comes in fourth, fifth, sixth in Iowa, she’s further-damaged goods.
She’s in the Veepstakes with Booker and Castro.
She’s also a still-viable candidate in 2024, 2028, or even in 2032, although to be successful she needs there to be a less leftist environment in her party so she can run as a moderate, someone who believes in the rule of law. Hopefully one day that will come back into fashion, on either side.
Carl should be honest with himself about why it stinks to him that Harris is out.
Ideally he’d be honest with us at the same time. It’s because what’s left on the podium scares him in the general.
From the Previous thread by Red.
The only reason why The Hump ran to be President, because we all know he didn’t really think he’d ever be, is because a black guy named Obama embarrassed the hell out of him the Press Core Dinner. He’s been angry ever since, and probably before, just because the black guy became President.
@5
Pretty funny! Straight out of Monty Python.
And then he disinvited everyone to his birfday party, threw away the Valentimes cards he had pasted a box of candy hearts on, stamped his feet and went home.
Here’s the GOP before president StinkFinger ordered the criminal conspiracy to fuck with the 2020 election and before he gave them their current orders:
“The hack was first detected by an MSSP, a managed security services provider that monitors the NRCC’s network. The MSSP informed NRCC officials and they, in turn, alerted Crowdstrike, a well-known cybersecurity firm that had already been retained by the NRCC.”
And here they are today, trying desperately to distract from their criminal conspiracy:
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1201693019780657152
Remember, before it became an imperative to get foreign help fucking with the 2020 election, Crowdstrike was the American cyber security company the GOP turned to first.
Perhaps by the end of this week it will be Justin Trudeau they try to blame for their fuckups.
In other news, Willie Nelson has stopped smoking pot. Given his age and general lifestyle, that was probably a good idea.
@3 Anyone else catch that admission by the racist incel?
“so she can run as a moderate, someone who believes in the rule of law. Hopefully one day that will come back into fashion, on either side. ”
He quietly slipped in that he thinks his republican party is corrupt and lawless.
It take a big man to review his sins and admit he was wrong. I didn’t think you had it in you.
How Republicans see things:
Trump = not corrupt because no crime committed
Hunter Biden = corrupt even though no crime committed
Since the House Judiciary is choosing to focus their hearings on the lawful, constitutional, and historical basis for impeachment, I think it’s worth recognizing and noting the primary objection to impeachment being raised by the GOP in defense of Trump.
The biggest single theme being argued by the GOP members, their ranking member, and their staff attorney seems to be that this impeachment at this point in time, and under these circumstances will destroy the republic. To make this argument they are frequently reaching back into history for examples, either from real events or from the rhetoric and reasoning of statesman and leaders involved in those events.
One event they lean into is the impeachment of Andrew Johnson in 1868, because it was a politically divisive question during a very polarizing time in history. And also because some historians have argued that the basis for Johnson’s impeachment had more to do with partisan disagreements over policy, rather than true “high crimes and misdemeanors”. So there are a great many examples of impassioned rhetoric from both sides. Including a few notable examples of Republicans (in opposition to Johnson, a Democrat) who voted in the Senate for acquittal.
But here’s the thing: impassioned rhetoric aside, and certainly without conceding in any way that this hearing is based on a political disagreement, Johnson was impeached.
Yet here we all still are more than 100 years later, republic still intact (barely). Impeachment of Johnson did not result in a destruction of the Presidency. It did not summon forth a flood of impeachments of every subsequent President who wasn’t popular. It did not cripple the government at all. Quite the contrary.
The impeachment of Johnson confirmed and strengthened the co-equal status of the Congress in the wake of an extended period in which the Executive branch, operating through its Article 1 powers to wage war, had assumed an arguably disproportionate power inconsistent with the intentions of the framers. The dispute over domestic policy upon which the impeachment was based grew directly out of that.
Johnson’s impeachment strengthened the republic. It did it by restoring the proper co-equal role of the Congress (for better or for worse) in setting domestic policy. And that more than anything else, is why this Republican party opposes impeachment. Unlike their predecessors from 150 years ago, they support an imperial Presidency unchecked by and unresponsive to Congressional oversight. They are not objecting to an abuse of legislative authority. They are objecting to the very existence of legislative authority.
This is Every Republican You Know.
Trump did seem to be behaving in a juvenile manner. Adults respond like adults. Like spying on a journalist who writes mean things about you, for instance.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fox-news-reporter-secretly-monitored-by-obama-administration-court-documents/
That’s what adults do. Oh, and going on Kimmel and doing a “mic” drop for laughs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvgnOqcCYCM
Funny. Not the way he intended, of course, but
Funny.
Here are a couple of failed presidential candidates making a racist joke.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/bill-de-blasio-s-colored-people-s-time-joke-comes-n554756
Huh. Neither of them are Trump.
Booker makes a good point in the video that accompanies this tweet – Kerry loaned his campaign $5 million, and went on to win the nomination.
Cory Booker✔
@CoryBooker
There are more billionaires than Black people who’ve made the December debate stage—that’s a problem.
7:47 AM – Dec 4, 2019
Good thing that Heinz plane went down, amirite?
@12 “Unlike their predecessors from 150 years ago, they support an imperial Presidency unchecked by and unresponsive to Congressional oversight.”
They only think of Republican presidents in those terms; Democratic presidents are to be obstructed by every conceivable means.
@15 Is it possible for you to discuss politics without exhibiting a celebratory attitude about someone’s death? It seems not. You are a ghoul.
I’m reading that Pelosi will delay an impeachment vote until after the holidays, meaning that once it’s off the table for the time being it’s off the table.
Can’t blame her, really. She has excellent political instincts, 31 vulnerable caucus members, and when you’ve lost NBC News…
The impeachment report by House Democrats is too muddled to change any minds
Impeachment is a political act that relies on making a legal case. And the lawyering in this report is atrocious.
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/impeachment-report-house-democrats-too-muddled-change-any-minds-ncna1095636
Atrocious lawyering. They must have hired Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit to consult.
Devin Nunes doesn’t remember taking a phone call from Lev Parnas, just as Duncan Hunter didn’t remember embezzling campaign funds. Probably his wife did it.
Maybe he’s just an idiot who refuses helpful efforts to make him better prepared.
For example, later on when Cheeto Geezus impatiently jumped the line and entered the royal reception hall ahead of the Princess Royal, by declining to attend to the reception line the Princess might not have been expressing utter revulsion at the prospect of having to touch president StinkFinger’s tiny hand. She was just observing proper protocol. How was he to know that cutting the line in front of a Royal entitles them to ignore you? Hell, how was he to even recognize her without a crown or at least a tiara?
https://twitter.com/RoyalFamilyITNP/status/1201952541199740930
19,
At least Hunter has an excuse: lots of cocaine, Pappy Van Winkle, and amyl nitrate.
In Nunes’ case we can only conclude that he is very, very, very stupid.
@ 12, 16
“Unlike their predecessors from 150 years ago, they support an imperial Presidency unchecked by and unresponsive to Congressional oversight.”
Pens and phones can be used by more than one president, for similar purposes. Who knew?
18,
For his lawyerly views on preparing articles of impeachment, Teh Dumbfuck relies on the legal scholarship of a quasi-Canadian religious studies scholar who mostly specializes in writing sarcastic, contrarian think-pieces about moral reasoning.
Never disappoints.
That might have been a direct quote from Andrew Johnson.
Until he was impeached, that is.
@ 23
You’re right, QoS McHillbilly. I should rely on scholars who equate an informed decision by a democratically elected body not to impeach with, er,
a dictatorship.
ABC News✔
@ABC
Constitutional scholar Noah Feldman: “If we cannot impeach a president who abuses his office for personal advantage, we no longer live in a democracy—we live in a monarchy, or we live under a dictatorship.” https://abcn.ws/33PLBvl #ImpeachmentHearings
8:37 AM – Dec 4, 2019
Something you are just noticing…..now!? Did you just have some coffee for the first time after 4 years of a hiatus?
Trayvon’s mom is running for office.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article238030539.html
@27 I heard a rumor that your horse is going to run for barn supervisor so he can call the shots from now on.
P.S., oh, and did I mention he’s laughing at you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyL0HdXPuc
Not sure why it is a problem….if it is a problem then more black people should have added their names to be candidates….if you are going to tell me that I should be considering a black person, when there aren’t any that want to stay or be in the race, then you mine as well tell me that that is the person I should be voting for, and needs to be automatically put on the ticket…you know just because they are black.
What happens when Mayor Pete’s candidacy is no longer – do I then get to start to say that that is a problem.
There are more billionaires than openly Gay people who’ve made it to the NBA, MBL, or NFL, but that’s not a problem.
@ 29
There are more billionaires than openly Gay people who’ve made it to the NBA…
This is why “take it to the hole” still means what it means.
25,
Dude.
He’s a law prof at Harvard. Fuck me, you are getting worse.
His views about the implication of impeachment aside, I’d trust his views on the legal process and the quality of lawyering over the views of your craft-beer quaffing douche-bro from Canada. But you go your own way.
You never disappoint.
@ 31
He’s a law prof at Harvard.
If this is all it takes to prove a point then Alan Dershowitz.
Stupid is stupid. Doesn’t matter where one is employed.
I did not expect this, actually.
But it is really beginning to look like the damn near certainty that president StinkFinger will be impeached is bothering the fuck out of Teh Dumbfuck. I sort of expected him to treat this as “nuthing-burger”, etc. and just double down on the giraffe hoarding reports. And the way this is likely to go for him as this unfolds, I worry for him a little.
It’s been kind of funny to watch him get swallowed up by the whole Qanon/4chan News Bureau over the course of the last couple of years. But throughout that prolonged cult indoctrination process, it never seemed like he took it all that personally whether Seth Rich used a Seekrit Time Musheen to travel back to Kiev and plant The Crowdstrike Black Ledgers and slip roofies into Pappy’s drinks to cover up all the Baby Cannibalism in the Invisible Pizza Dungeons.
But all-of-a-sudden-like Teh Dumbfuck appears to be feeling some butt-hurtz over the certainty that under the watchful oversight of The Dreaded Pelosi, AOC will get to stand in the well and give president Russian SlutPuppet a big thumbs-down in front of live cameras while standing-room-only galleries erupt into cheers.
Dude, just take that week off and go arm-fishing.
…then Alan Dershowitz.
Whose judgment about the quality of lawyering most people would also trust ahead of the beer-drunk, sky-pilot propeller head from the CATO. And most people would include yours truly. Dersh may be a liar. But he’s at least been to court once or twice and had to prepare briefs. Why if I’m not mistaken, he’s even prepared briefs to be read by one or two FedSoc approved judges.
“Stupid is stupid.” Yes. Thanks to you, we can see that.
Hey Dumbfuck.
For your sake, I’d really appreciate it if you could go fetch Dershowitz’s analysis on the quality of lawyering presented in the HPSCI committee staff report on the impeachment of your president. I probably would not agree with it. But I would not dismiss it out of hand. It might even be worth a read, if indeed Dersh were to take the time to really pick apart the quality of the lawyering.
In the mean time, perhaps you’ll take a moment to attend to this analysis of the quality of medical diagnostics presented in the last report you wrote before the state board punched your ticket. It was also written by sky-pilot studies major from Canada:
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Also, forgive me.
There it is!
Benghaaaaaaaazi!
…Like spying on a journalist who writes mean things about you,…
Despite the racist incel’s lies, that is NOT why Mr Rosen was investigated.
From the racist incel’s link, it doesn’t say anything about Rosen saying anything about President Obama’s character.
It says that Rosen “reported North Korea would respond to sanctions with more nuclear tests. But the information was classified.”
Fox News reporter James Rosen was declared an unindicted co-conspirator under the Espionage Act during an investigation of a State Department adviser who leaked classified information involving North Korea. The official went to prison.
Stephen Kim Spoke to Rosen. Now Mr Kim in Jail. But not Rosen.
And yet even at their most aggressive moments, those administrations did not take steps to prosecute reporters for relying on leaks of classified information. They did search for the source of their classified leaks and prosecuted the people who provided the information.
——————
Top Fox News D.C. Reporter James Rosen Left Network After Harassment Claims
He went to Sinclair.
“In a shared cab ride back from a meal, Rosen groped her, grabbing her breast. After she rebuffed his advance, Rosen sought to steal away her sources and stories related to his interests in diplomacy and national security.”
——————
Man Deballed By Nancy Pelosi Very Sad He Now Got No Balls
JAMES ROSEN: Why the legal rights of the whistleblower should prevail in this political setting over those of President Trump, who should ordinarily enjoy a right to confront his accuser?
NANCY PELOSI: Mr. Republican talking points…I will defend the rights of the whistleblower
https://www.wonkette.com/man-deballed-by-nancy-pelosi-very-sad-he-got-no-balls-now
38,
From his side of the 4chan/Qanon News Bureau event horizon Teh Dumbfuck can’t help himself if his efforts to defend Mistuh Pwezident result in him valorizing a rapist. Along with the angry Uncle Walter Email chains, these are his only sources.
It’s just not his fault anymore. All he has left are a crowd of wife-beaters and dick-pill hustling con-artists standing amid the smoking ruins of their once mighty pulpits, surrounded by spent condoms, badly drafted NDAs, and oil-stained Quarter Pounder wrappers, soaking in a sticky film of Diet Coke.
The poor fucking horse. He probably wishes he’ll die early.
Booker should be telling people (African Americans) – Black candidate or no black candidate, you got one choice – Donald The Hump or someone else. Their choice.
I am a fan of Booker, one day, if not sooner than later, I hope he is a Presidential candidate or is elected President, but I think it is irresponsible on his part to be saying that “It’s a problem”. Instead he should be building up the vote of African Americans for the Democrats. I guess he has no faith in African Americans to pull through. Sad.
One more thing. There are no fucking Woman on an NFL, NBA, MLB team. What the fuck is up with that?
I think Booker should explain that.
41,
The primaries are the most retail phase of the game. Especially Iowa and New Hampshire. Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, and Ted Cruz are all Iowa winners. So what. Santorum won Iowa with fewer than 30,000 votes.
Margins that thin and meaningless invite plenty of horse trading in general. So it should surprise no one if people claiming the ability to deliver votes and groups make arguments and demands of either the campaigns or the parties. Some of it might make a difference. But anymore, what produces targeted turnout is targeted outreach.
Besides, regardless of whether or not Booker even said that (this is Teh Dumbfuck after all) and however quippy and quotable it might be, Steyer could be next to run out of gas. Even if he can meet the donor threshold (which looks bad for him) he has not scored above 6% in a single poll ever. It’s far more likely that Booker is intending to influence the DNC amid a relatively meek campaign of other billionaire plutocrat donors hoping to squeeze Bloomberg into the January debate. In that I could not agree with him more. Fuck all those dudes.
Check out the Ivanka Trump Store recently completed and opened in the lobby of the U.S. Embassy in Riyadh:
https://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2019_42/3051606/191014-ivanka-trump-merchandise-ac-452p_86bccf4794f971ef2d5522aab79f80fc.fit-2000w.jpg
Just kidding. Still, thought the joke worth it in the middle of Republicans shitting themselves about Hunter Biden to distract from Trump of all things. With every single adult member of his immediate family employed full-time at leveraging the office for personal, private financial gain.
Admit it. Even Teh Dumbfuck probably bought it at first.
“While the president can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.”
Now there’s some “quality lawyering”.
@45 This is worse than Trump’s name-calling, which you never criticize? You’re a joke. Also, she apologized for it — something you’ll never, ever, see Trump or any other Republican do. Because, you know, they think people who apologize when they’re wrong are weak. We think they’re more civilized.
George Zimmerman is back in the news. He’s suing Trayvon Martin’s family. Apparently his feelings were hurt by what they allegedly said about him. He’s represented by Larry Klayman, whose star witness claims Paul McCartney is dead and Elvis Presley is alive. (Did they switch identities? Stay tuned.) Someone has filed a complaint against Larry Klayman with the Florida bar. Good, he deserves it, but that’s probably not going anywhere — as Mrs. Rabbit perceptively pointed out just now, “even an alligator can get a law degree in Florida.”
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/george-zimmerman-sues-trayvon-martin-s-family-100-million-damages-n1095916
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Hate America & Brilliant Hoaxes Fartblower Blowback Update – Thanks Again Demorats For Being Arrogant & Stupid, Slimebag Demorat Yenta Delivers Ammo For Trump; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og2o-YZQ8yY
——————-
“What comparisons, professor, can we make between kings that the framers were afraid of and the president’s conduct today?” Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) asked.
“So kings could do no wrong because the kings word was law. And contrary to what President Trump has said, Article II does not give him the power to do anything he wants,” Karlan said. “I’ll just give you one example that shows you difference between him and a king. Which is the Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility. So while the President can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.”
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2019/12/04/professor-was-forced-to-apologize-after-flotus-torched-her-for-invoking-barron-tr-n2557510
@48 Yes, it was a stupid remark, and — in case you didn’t notice — she has apologized for it. Now, when are you going to call out Trump’s name-calling, and when is he going to apologize for it? Never. Why? Because our side is more civilized than your side.
Trump’s cross-dressing attorney Rudy Ghouliani proving the definition of insanity.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/giuliani-facing-scrutiny-travels-to-europe-to-interview-ukrainians/ar-BBXL2OK?li=BBnb7Kz
I wouldn’t have apologized for it. It’s being taken out of context. She spoke of King Trump making Baron a King (or Ivanka a queen)
@51 Valid point, but could have been made a different way. Trump’s 13-year-old boy, who generally has not been used as a stage prop for his father’s politics, should be off-limits.
Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-GA), 74, resigned from the Senate effective Dec. 31 for health reasons (he has Parkinson’s disease). He will be replaced by Kelly Loeffler, a hard-core Trumper, a bitcoin trader, and wife of NYSE chairman Jeffrey Sprecher. They have donated millions to GOP campaigns, and live in Atlanta’s most expensive private residence, a 15,000-square foot estate. She’ll have to stand for election next November, and she’s probably not someone you’d vote for if you’re poor, black, working 3 jobs, and making ends meet with food stamps.
48,
Wow. Not even bothering to conceal it anymore.
Swastika proudly tattooed right on his MAGA face.
It’s Every Fucking Republican You Know
Medicare for all Children.
Seems like a good idea that no family values loving republican would object to.
Over on the don’t-tread-on-us FB page, people who rape caged toddlers for kicks have gathered to cry bitter tears over a liberal bully who would dare try to make a point about the dangers of an imperial presidency using young Baron Trump as an example.
They’re also feeling betrayed because Matt Drudge and Chic-fil-a have both turned traitor. Must suck.
In other news, (u)SP is still dead.
55,
Cray Cray Uncle FreeDumb sez: “Cost prohibitive. Where will the money come from? Too many Meskins! Give Jared another tax cut NOW!”
Red, the party that runs a $1 trillion dollar deficit to pay for Baby Rape Cages and orders cuts to feeding programs at Christmas contains precisely zero family values loving members.
Merry Christmas, dahling. Melania really doesn’t care.
I don’t think there’s any need at this point to create more opportunities for Republicans to take shitty votes demonstrating to the world who they are. The trick is getting the corp media to admit it. So we can all move on and get things done without them.
@57,
It’s Christmas, crybaby leftists!
Jobs are plentiful. Tell Lashonda and Moqueefa to haul their fat, lazy asses to Amazon, or Target, or WalMart and get to work and buy their own food!
If they want another bag of McNuggets they can mow my lawn.
And if their children go hungry this Christmas that’s their fault for choosing the wrong parents.
MAGA!
@58 It’s true, under our Crony Capitalist System,* a child’s prospects in life are determined almost entirely by the parents s/he chooses, and some kids choose poorly. I mean, what baby in its right mind would choose to be born to a single mom on food stamps? The kid must be crazy!
* Not to be confused with real capitalism based on honest risk-taking, fair competition, and hard work.
When you’re forced out of office after the public finds out you padded your resume by lying about a degree you never got, you announce you’re resigning because of “personal attacks meant to harm the government and prime minister.” Of course you do, because rightwingers are the same everywhere. Lying, cheating, inflating qualifications, and then blaming others when you’re caught knows no nationality. It is, however, a common feature of rightwing ideology from the U.S. to Greece and everywhere in between.
https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/greek-minister-resigns-columbia-degree-67520105
The view from Ukraine:
https://time.com/5744403/zelensky-impeachment-trump/
61,
Ukraine is just one part of “the deliverables”.
One of the two major US political parties is openly participating in a scheme by a ruthless blood-soaked dictator to carve up his neighbors piece by piece.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/09/russia-fund-modernisation-army-breakaway-georgian-region-190923081721243.html
Georgia, call your
lawyerHigh Energy Physics Institute.Factoid: In the first 11 months of 2019, Airbus sold 718 passenger jets, while Boing sold 45, net of cancelled orders.
In other financial news, Exxon’s oil discoveries off the coast of Guyana are truly huge, in the billions of barrels, rivaling some of the Saudi oilfields in size. Of course, this isn’t good news for the climate, but at least there’ll be plenty of fossil fuel to run power plants producing electricity for air conditioners.
Another right-winger pretending to be an independent voter flings GOP talking points in Biden’s face, and claims he’s no better than Trump. It doesn’t go well for him.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/biden-calls-iowa-voter-who-pushed-him-ukraine-damn-liar-n1096646
Former Democrat US senator from Massachusetts endorses
current Democrat US senator from MassachusettsJoe Biden.Looking forward to Hunter front and center in the general.
This guy may have helped Biden in a big way. Biden came into this campaign with a reputation from past campaigns as something of a gaffe-prone lightweight, but in moments like these, he looks like a guy able to stand up to the likes of Trump and Putin, and with the right stuff to be president.
Pelosi had a moment today, too, when a jerk from Sinclair Broadcasting pretending to be a journalist tried to lay some partisan crap on her and got his ass handed to him.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/05/politics/nancy-pelosi-dont-mess-with-me/index.html
But Pelosi’s been dealing with these fuckers for years, is a master at it, and even handles Trump easily, so this guy should’ve known he was on a kamikaze mission.
“No obstruction, no bribery, no abuse of power” … what planet is Kevin McCarthy living on?
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/12/05/kevin-mccarthy-pelosi-trump-impeachment-sot-vpx.cnn
@65 “Looking forward to Hunter front and center in the general.”
What’s he running for?
There’s no doubt that Doctor Dumbfuck is a Republican in every fiber of his being. When he finds himself supporting a party whose candidate and policies are indefensible, he attacks Biden’s son.
This guilt-by-association tactic is as old as McCarthyism, maybe older. We saw it when Obama first ran for president. (“He met this guy at a function who was a 1960s militant …”) It’s how Republicans attack their opponent when their own candidates and agendas aren’t salable.
Yes, Doctor Dumbfuck is as Republican as it’s possible to be. He has GOP written all over him. And he never fails to use the GOP’s dishonest tactics.
I say “dishonest” because let’s assume Hunter Biden is a prodigal son, the worst kind of offspring to have — heck, for the sake of this argument, let’s assume he’s in prison for drug dealing or worse — what does that have to do with Joe Biden’s qualifications and fitness to be president?
Damn little, if anything at all. We all know that good parents sometimes have bad offspring, just as bad parents can produce children who shake off their origins and rise to greatness. Children are subject to many influences outside the home, and as they grow older, parents have less influence over them or how they turn out. Anyone who’s ever parented a teenager knows this.
Which makes me think that Doctor Dumbfuck has never parented teenagers or human kids. All his children have hooves and four legs, and they all look exactly alike. So you can’t expect him to make any distinction between Joe Biden and Hunter Biden. Lacking any human parenting experience, it’s impossible for him to see any distinction between father and son.
I feel sad for him. He doesn’t know what he’s missed out on. On the other hand, that’s entirely a result of his bad choices. Nobody forced him to sire ponies instead of children.
American Pharoah’s stud fee is $200,000. Doctor Dumbfuck’s stud fee is $0. Losing consistently does affect your market value.
Chic-fil-a?! What the hell happened? What did I miss? Did they add some type of chicken taco on the menu? How about a thighs only dish or wings only dish? Did they stop serving the white meat all together?
It’s shocking that Chic-fil-a robs hens of their eggs, in essence serving egg sandwiches is like aborting little baby chics.
Biden’s gonna get in a spat with Tulsi, challenge her to a push-ups contest in front of a bunch of cameras, and quickly realize his mistake.
Quickly, but not quickly enough.
Biden’s gonna get in a spat with Booker, and impugn Booker’s IQ in a way that gives ol’ Joe his own Al Campanis moment.
At which point for Democrats Black Lives Won’t Matter. Covering for ol’ Joe will.
68,
Were Biden to sew up the nomination, there are plenty of people available to step in, hire his wayward douche-bro son, and post him south of the equator and on the other side of the international date line until after the election. And Hunter would take the job. Under those circumstances he’d have potentially too much to lose.
The irony in all that is we’d then be subjected to endless whining from the 4chan/Qanon News Bureau about how unfair it is for them to be deprived of their straw man for burning. While simultaneously their sleazy president FingerFuck employs half of his adult children to do absolutely nothing at taxpayer expense.
Shocking Breaking News Alert!
The party using tax dollars to pay for Yacht/Cocaine/Hookers, ball-gags, and Baby Rape Cages is just as concerned about “draining the swamp” as they are about “protecting the family”.
72,
That guy you voted for would lose a push up battle with his autistic son.
Both would require a diaper change afterward.
Tulsi doesn’t have a chance – she makes too much sense!
76,
Gosh darn it! Leaving you once again with absolutely no other choice but to cast your ballot for the deeply corrupt, flatulent, serial rapist in an adult diaper so he can continue to sell “your country” to a blood-soaked ruthless dictator.
Oh well. Nobody can say you didn’t try your best.
Nobody.
Would say that.
@76 if thinking that lets you sleep at night, so be it.
Obama really, really doesn’t want Biden to win the nomination.
Suddenly we’re seeing endorsements of Mayor Pete:
• Reggie Love
• Austan Goolsbee
• Linda Douglass
https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/05/politics/pete-buttigieg-obama-endorsements/index.html
At this rate, by next week Mayor Pete will also be able to tout Jill Biden’s endorsement.
New bumper sticker available at the OFA online store:
“Vote for the faggot: It’s important.”
It was just pointed out to me that some readers might have misunderstood my comment @75.
Of course I would never have meant that to refer in any way to the minor child of republican president Corrupt Greasy FingerFuck, the minor child whose name may not be spoken, written, or mentioned in any way ever.
I was of course referring to this autistic son. Obviously. I should think.
Serious question: Is the Obama machine enough to launch Mayor Pete?
@ 81
I caught hell for mentioning my observation that Malia Obama looked like a boy.
And yes, it was clear to me that you were referring @ 75 to Barron. Still is. You don’t look any smarter @ 81 by issuing your clarification than Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit did when he tried to weasel out of responsibility for referring to “towelheads”.
Own it. Ya pussy.
From the Department of Now It Can Be Said:
YLB twerks better than Malia.
82,
Okay, until Bloomberg formally announced, Goolsbee had been serving as an unofficial surrogate for him.
The other one I think still actually still works for Bloomberg.
So you (and your pals in the 4chan/Qanon Uncle Walter chain email news bureau) are probably shooting in the wrong direction here once again. Stay in your sticky orange bubble. That’s your safe space, Dumbfuck.
Billionaire Plutocrat II is now officially active and he has a big job to do. He’s got to get on a stage by January or he’s fucking toast. So he’s pulling every lever he can grab hold of to try and create just enough trouble for the DNC that he can sneak in.
None of these people were ever in any kind of senior advisory position in the Obama WH. Goolsbee’s position is so important that your beloved president Greasy FingerFuck leaves it unfilled.
So I guess if Omarosa endorses Tulsi Democrats get to claim that Tulsi is owned by Trump. See how that works?
@ 85
There’s no one on Team Trump who can do more to boost Tulsi Gabbard than Hillary Clinton has already done.
Hell, come to think of it there is no one more responsible for Team Trump still being a thing than Hillary Clinton.
What is it you like to write, QoS McHillbilly? Oh, yes.
#Youbuiltthat
81 was intended sarcastically, Dumbfuck.
Meh. Whatever. If that’s what it takes to trigger you, cool.
They are Trumps. As a family they are actively engaged in selling our national security to a ruthless, blood-soaked foreign dictator. None of them gets any slack from me.
Sorry it bothers you that Trump’s age and Melania’s years of coke and Botox abuse resulted in some unexpected teratogenesis. But if you ask me it’s evident throughout the entire family.
Yup.
Tim Pool
Verified account
@Timcast
Trump: You’re fake news
Press: THIS IS THE END OF DEMOCRACY
Schiff: Here Is A US Journalist’s Private Phone records
Press: This is fine
5:26 PM – 4 Dec 2019
@82. I know nothing but I’d say no.
Troll is trolling with nothing but shit, even the horse doesn’t like the smell.
Bob is scared of Mayor Pete.
Would love to see Bob challenge Mayor Pete to pushups.
In other news – Uber, Bob’s love of loves, is releasing report of sexual assaults. It appears that The Neanderthals can’t control themselves, and they don’t even need Truvada.
Barron is a retard Bob, but at least he’s not as full of shit as you
Rudy’s trying to get him thrown out of office still.
Today Rudy is in Ukraine for Donald meeting with Andriy Derkach. Derkach is a pro-Russian Ukrainian MP who has been calling for an investigation of Hunter Biden. Derkach is ALSO the son of Leonid Derkach a former head of Ukraine’s security services under former
President Kuchma.
Before Papa Derkach was a Ukrainian official he served for 20 years in the KGB. Do I need to clue you in that Putin was also a highly regarded KGB agent during this period?
But it gets better. A 2000 leaked recording of a conversation between Kuchma and Papa Derkach is widely believed to be a major flashpoint in Ukraine’s Orange Revolution.
Gongadze was a journalist critical of Kuchma and his government. Later in 2000 his headless body with acid burn marks turned up in Kiev. It is widely believed that Papa Derkach ordered the murder. Protests followed the release of the audiotape. Eventually arrests were made but Former Interior Minister Yuriy Kravchenko died of two gunshots to the head on 4 March 2005 the day he was to testify in the murder case. Three lower level Interior Ministry officials would eventually be sent to prison for the murder.
That’s who Rudes is meeting with today. The son of a pro Putin murdering ex KGB official who lost power when Ukrainian nationalists overturned the political system in his country.
Giuliani should be hung for treason
@74 “While simultaneously their sleazy president FingerFuck employs half of his adult children to do absolutely nothing at taxpayer expense.”
If one of them talks their dad out of following his natural impulse to do something incredibly stupid or dangerous like pushing the nuclear trigger or surrendering to Putin, it’s worth the expense.
A) Standing; B) Not remotely private
Now really all you or Tom Fitton need to do is show how the records were unlawfully or improperly obtained. No “US Journalist” blocks their number. Bad for business. Especially if you are in the business of conjuring up fake scandals for profit. Makes it so much harder for people to negotiate the quid pro quo if they can’t call you back for specifics. But if in doing so you routinely place and receive calls with people who later become cooperating witnesses with DOJ and Congressional investigators then those details are no longer “private”. They never really were. YOU gave them away. You just gave them away to the wrong fucking people.
It’s the company you keep.
@79 “Obama really, really doesn’t want Biden to win the nomination.”
You think that’s something? You really, really want Trump to win re-election. Now that’s something.
@80 Your venality has no lower boundary.
@83 Gee, I thought you’d lay into me for insinuating that you fuck horses. Since you didn’t, it must be true.
@86 “There’s no one on Team Trump who can do more to boost Tulsi Gabbard than Hillary Clinton has already done.”
That’s nothing. You should see how much Trump is boosting every Democrat there is.
https://www.politicususa.com/2019/07/22/trump-in-hole-majority-americans-refuse-to-vote-for-him.html
And that’s based on polls conducted last summer, before the public became aware of his most recent impeachable offenses.
@94 By which country?
Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 100
As long as you’re going to post about non-current poll data showing a majority of respondents won’t vote for Trump next year, allow me to point out that a majority of voters didn’t vote for Trump in 2016, either.
He doesn’t need a majority of votes. He needs a majority of electoral votes.
One day y’all HA libbies will stop with this popular vote stupidity.
Until then, Steve,
Think on your sins.
At least some GOP candidates plan to campaign on a platform of committing political violence against Democrats.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/twitter-bans-ilhan-omar-challenger_n_5de043f6e4b00149f72c5e19
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/12/04/we-should-hang-ilhan-omar-gop-house-candidate-says-while-seeking-donations/
Nice political party you got there, Doc.
@102 “One day y’all HA libbies will stop with this popular vote stupidity.”
You don’t need to spell out for us that you hate democracy. We’re not blind. That’s obvious from your embrace of the pro-Putin party.
After seeing Biden’s performance when challenged by an octogenarian earlier today, John Kerry flip-flopped and rescinded his endorsement.
More on the guy Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 64 claims is a “right winger”:
Gorman, who said he voted for Barack Obama, said he liked Elizabeth Warren and would also gladly see Pete Buttigieg, Cory Booker or Andrew Yang on the ticket.
“I would love any of them except Joe Biden,” he said. “He’s been there all his life …”
“I don’t have any ill feelings toward Joe Biden,” he continued. “But he’s had his day in there and I’m not fond of lifetime politicians.”
Gorman stressed he wasn’t a supporter of President Trump.
https://nypost.com/2019/12/05/man-who-clashed-with-biden-at-iowa-campaign-event-glad-it-happened/
Even a liberal can spot a dishonest moron. This guy called Biden out for being one.
@72. The racist incel fantasized about an old man.
@73. The racist incel fantasizes about a black man.
@79. The racist incel fantasizes about a gay man.
@79. The racist incel makes a gay slur.
@82. The racist incel worries about a gay president
@83. The racist incel whines that he’s not being allowed to be openly racist and misogynist without consequence.
@84. The racist incel makes a gay slur.
@86. The racist incel fantasized about Hillary.
@88. The racist incel whines about giraffe hoarding.
@102. The racist incel fantasized about republicans cheating at elections.
@105. The racist incel whines about giraffe hoarding.
@106. The racist incel whines about giraffe hoarding.
Maybe we should have another round of wondering if calling them concentration camps is the REAL problem?
He was 16.
108,
Yeah, I feel pretty bad about Baby Rape Cages™.
Except of course for all the, you know, rapes…
of babies… being held in cages.
@108. Exclusive: New Video Shows Border Patrol Account of Child’s Death Was Not True
https://youtu.be/YN_CXOS3yuc
In a just world, the responsible people would be charged with murder.
In a just world, the Clintons would be charged with extortion.
Mueller witness bragged about access to Clintons secured with illegal campaign cash, says Justice Department
An emissary for two wealthy Arab princes boasted to unnamed officials of a Middle Eastern government about his direct access to Hillary and Bill Clinton while funneling more than $3.5 million in illegal campaign contributions to the former secretary of state’s 2016 presidential campaign and Democratic fundraising committees, according to a federal indictment announced by the Justice Department this week.
“Wonderful meeting with Big Lady. … Can’t wait to tell you all about it,” George Nader allegedly wrote to an official of one of the foreign governments he advises in the Middle East after attending a political fundraiser with Hillary Clinton on April 16, 2016. Nader, a lobbyist, convicted sex offender and key cooperating witness in the Robert Mueller investigation, was brought to the Clinton fundraiser as the guest of Ahmad Khawaja, the founder and CEO of Allied Wallet, a Los Angeles payment-processing company.
https://news.yahoo.com/nader-bragged-to-middle-east-government-about-access-to-clintons-secured-with-illegal-campaign-cash-says-justice-department-193814757.html?soc_src=hl-viewer&soc_trk=fb
Trump’s in there, too, but the focus was on enriching Bill and Hillary until she lost so bigly in November, 2016.
Always follow the money when evaluating the POS Clintons.
@ 110
In a just world, the responsible people would be charged with murder.
Actually, far less than that. For one thing, it’s not murder, you dumbass. They didn’t make him sick, and you can’t prove that their failure to find him sooner contributed to his death. If he died shortly after collapsing and was dead for hours, there’s no murder. You don’t know what you don’t know.
Something fairly similar happened in Island County a few years ago. Except the duration of negligence was more than a few hours.
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/ex-island-county-jail-guards-who-falsified-records-sentenced-in-inmate-death/
BELLINGHAM — Two former Island County jail guards have been sentenced for their roles in what many call a systemic failure by Island County Jail staff that led to the 2015 dehydration death of a 25-year-old inmate.
The Bellingham Herald reports 55-year-old David Wayne Lind and 61-year-old Mark Edward Moffitt pleaded guilty Tuesday in Whatcom County Superior Court to falsifying the jail logs to make it appear they checked on Keaton Farris more than they did.
…
The men were sentenced to five days in jail, with 85 days of community service.
Don’t wanna die this way? Don’t get arrested.
@111. The racist incel tries to distract with a giraffe hording story.
@112. In which the racist incel tries and fails a WhatAboutIsm deflection.
You’re a fucking clown, Red.
@114 The racist incel is butthurt.
=== ButtHurt Report ===
Date of Hurtfullness ____
Was a tissue needed for the tears?
Yes ___ No ___
Will you be able to move past it?
Yes ___ No ___ Not Sure ___
Reason for filling out Report (Check all that apply)
___ I am an idiot
___ I’m a crybaby
___ I am thin skinned
___ I want my mommy!
___ I feel picked on
___ I think I’m better than everyone else
___ I am a prude
___ Nobody thought my joke was funny.
Other: Please explain below. Limit 40,000 words.
@112
Negligent homicide is a thing.
You didn’t read about it did you?
The nurse practitioner on duty noted his 103 fever, recommended monitoring and transfer to hospital if conditions worsen.
INS staff instead chose to put him in a cell with another sick kid.
Then they didn’t monitor him (see nurse practitioner).
Then he died.
Then they filed a false report about how they actually did follow the instructions to monitor him.
That shows negligence AND consciousness of guilt.
Oh, and felony falsifying of a report.
116,
A tissue was certainly needed.
Maybe not for tears.
Ewww
117,
Never come between a Dumbfuck and his practice of the law.
Who knows? Maybe CBP will hire Dumbfuck for the Defense!
@ 117
Doesn’t make it murder. Probably doesn’t even make it homicide.
Since you brought up negligence, if someone is dead within hours of an examination you should look at the accuracy of the examination. The nurse practitioner may have missed quite a bit. From the ProPublica piece:
Independent medical experts pointed in particular to the decision to send a 16-year-old suffering from the flu to a holding cell rather than a hospital as a pivotal mistake.
If the practitioner didn’t insist the kid be transferred then the fault isn’t just with the jailers.
You don’t get murder out of this. Fault? Sure looks like it. Murder? Nope.
@106 “Even a liberal can spot a dishonest moron. This guy called Biden out for being one.”
Apparently you can’t, because you have yet to call out Trump for being one.
@111 “Always follow the money when evaluating the POS Clintons.”
It’s obvious why you don’t want to follow the money when evaluating Trump, because all of his money trails lead to Moscow.
It’s a dangerous world for cops.
Back the Badge.
All lives matter
Miami FL police dealing with a hostage situation where and armed man hijacked a UPS truck and had the drive captive ended with no law enforcement injuries. When police opened fire the suspect, the UPS driver and two bystanders were killed.
@112 “Don’t wanna die this way? Don’t get arrested.”
Of course, it makes no difference to you that he wasn’t convicted of any crime, because to you being arrested and being guilty are the same thing, as your comments on this blog have demonstrated over and over. Geez, Doc, even sixth graders can do better than that.
https://www.heraldnet.com/news/former-jail-guards-sentenced-in-dehydration-death-of-inmate/
@120
How many medical staff at the facility will testify that INS routinely override their medical advice and rarely allow detainees out of their custody for medical care.
I know how much you love dead non white people. Way more than living non white people. But just stop.
@116 One of the better reporting forms I’ve seen recently. Better print a lot of them. They’re going to be in demand a year from now.
@120 See #119 for useful information.
@123 Some Christmas present for the driver’s family. It seems the “good guy with a gun” (i.e., the jewelry store owner) who had first crack at these robbers shot at them — and missed. Too bad, because the UPS driver and dead bystander would still be alive if good guys with guns could be counted on to hit something smaller than a barn door.
@ 125
How many medical staff at the facility will testify that INS routinely override their medical advice and rarely allow detainees out of their custody for medical care.
Gee, Cz-252, why don’t you tell us without a supporting link like everything else on which you opine.
@ 123
1. Two criminals, not one.
2. Truck driver was a hostage.
3. When the truck was stopped there was gunfire from inside the truck.
The incident came to an end when the truck encountered stopped traffic at an intersection. Police exited their vehicles and approached the truck, weapons drawn, even using bystanders’ cars as moving shields so they could get in better position.
The truck driver left the steering wheel shortly before gunshots were fired at 5:35 p.m. As seen in live helicopter footage from CNN affiliate WSVN, muzzle flashes were visible from inside the truck, then smoke.
4. Criminals fired before the chase began.
At least one woman was hurt in the robbery, Coral Gables police said. The suspects hijacked the UPS truck, took the driver hostage and sped away.
Thirty seconds later, police received a call of shots fired at the Coral Gables City Hall, believed to have been fired by the escaping suspects, Hudak said. A bullet struck the building, which went into lockdown.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/05/us/florida-ups-truck-police-chase/index.html
Other than that, yeah, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, you’re right. It was totally the fault of the police.
@130 “Other than that, yeah, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, you’re right. It was totally the fault of the police.”
Where did I say that? I didn’t say that. You said that. I think I’ll quote you, too, because as you yourself recognize, it’s highly quotable.
“It was totally the fault of the police.” — Doctor Dumbfuck.
Bullshit. I agree with the police chief: it was totally the fault of the robbers/hijackers.
Why do you hate the cops, Dumbfuck?
Here’s a factoid for Teh Dumbfuck:
” … [L]ook at which party won the next presidential election after each impeachment effort and you’ll see the party that initiated impeachment is three for three.
“Republicans won in 2000 (George W. Bush) after impeaching Clinton, a Democrat, in ’98
“Democrats won in 1976 (Jimmy Carter) after impeaching Nixon, a Republican, in ’74
“Republicans won in 1868 (Ulysses S. Grant) after impeaching Johnson in ’68”
https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/06/politics/impeachment-watch-december-5/index.html
Roger Rabbit Commentary: It’s hard to see how getting impeached will improve Trump’s approval ratings, which already are in the sewer. Doctor Dumbfuck still supports him, though, because he lacks the good sense not to.
Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, you are correct, I thought it was you who wrote @ 123.
Honest mistake, and given the anti-police tone and the number of factual errors it sure sounded like you.
Really, the absence of a link @ 123, combined with the multiple inaccuracies, should have made me think Cz-252 first. My bad.
@ 133
It’s hard to see how getting impeached will improve Trump’s approval ratings…
Maybe check into some history.
Clinton was impeached Dec 19, 1998.
The high point of Clinton’s approval ratings in Pew polling was the Dec 19-20, 1998 poll.
Bill Clinton Job Approval Rating Summary
% Approve
1993-2001 term average 55
First-term average 50
Second-term average 61
High point 73 (Dec 19-20, 1998)
Low point 37 (Jun 5-6, 1993)
GALLUP
https://news.gallup.com/poll/116584/presidential-approval-ratings-bill-clinton.aspx
Real Clear Politics has Trump well above Pelosi and Schumer.
Favorability Ratings: U.S. Political Leaders
Favorable Unfavorable Spread
Donald Trump 42.6 53.7 -11.1
Nancy Pelosi 37.1 48.9 -11.8
Mitch McConnell 24.7 47.3 -22.6
Chuck Schumer 27.3 42.3 -15.0
Nixon was not @ 133 impeached.
What’s truly remarkable about this impeachment drama is how many good, decent, credible, reputable, highly credentialed, and patriotic people have come forward to call out Trump’s wrongdoing: The whistleblower, the impeachment hearing witnesses, Anonymous, journalists and writers like Neal Katyal etc., lawyers, scholars, and numerous Democratic congressmen and senators (although nary a Republican member of Congress). But Doctor Dumbfuck, who hasn’t spoken a word against Trump, is none of those things. He’s nothing more than an ugly wart on the body politic.
@137 Technically that’s true, but he didn’t resign because a little birdie whispered in his ear. He resigned because a delegation of Republican senators told him to his face that he had at most 15 votes in the Senate.
@134 If you’re going to walk back your admission of error, why do you bother to admit error in the first place?
For the record, @123 didn’t say it was “totally the fault of the police,” either. In fact, the only factual error I see in #123 is that the dead included 2 suspects, the driver, and 1 bystander, not 1 suspect, the driver, and 2 bystanders.
@123 is correct that those four people died “when the police opened fire.” Nobody was killed at the jewelry store; all four deaths occurred at the termination of the chase. @123 does not claim the police opened fire first, it merely states the police opened fire, which they clearly did.
Read whatever inferences you like into it, but they’re your inferences.
Wow. A troll’s life is never complete until many hours are spent here waiting time. Push the wife aside, and the horse, I gots to spend me some quality delusional time just like Putin likes me too.
Democrats had better hurry up and impeach. At this rate of job creation by February or so even ‘froggy will be able to land a job.
Maybe.
@120 The racist incel mansplains away murder
@129 The racist incel whines about links.
@130 The racist incel nitpicks
@134 The racist incel apologized for being wrong, then insults.
@135 The racist incel fantasizes about numbers
@136 The racist incel fantasizes about numbers
@137 The racist incel nitpicks
@142 The racist incel insults
Smarter Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, Nadler: make the articles as numerous, as sweeping, and as detailed as possible. Forty to fifty individual articles charging specific instances of criminal wrong doing. More is better. Put everything into the committee hoppers and see what comes out. 2016 campaign finance violations, financial structuring, obstruction of SDNY, obstruction of EDV, obstruction of DCDC, solicitation to bribery, extortion, conspiracy, conspiracy to defruad, obstruction of Congress, perjury, all of it. Every instance. Every single violation.
There is no bargain to be had here. There is no argument to be made within the Senate. The Republican party is sitting in judgment of its own crimes. The whole point of this has been to demonstrate to all of the voters why this has to stop. And why they are the only ones who can stop it. People are lazy stupid motherfuckers. They are not willing to read through the charges and underlying statutes. They won’t even read beyond the first one or two paragraphs of a news story.
Size matters. If it didn’t Mary Kay wouldn’t have to look outside her marriage every weekend. When the dust settles, people, including the dumb corp media, will respond to a flood of charges by concluding that somebody did something wrong. It’s that simple. Concern trolls will argue about overreach. But that isn’t the point at all. There is no conviction to be had here. Bringing more articles means more vulnerable GOP Senators taking more tribal votes to protect their racist corrupt tribal chieftain. If the point of impeachment is to fuck the GOP in the ass, then Democrats should use the whole dick, balls deep.
133, 135,
The reason the Clinton impeachment didn’t work out for the GOP was because in the end, they just didn’t have enough dick.
After three years of investigations totaling over $110 million in taxpayer spending, when it come down to it, bringing every single credible charge Starr could conjure up, it was just to thin of a bill. A mere two charges brought out of a lame duck House presided over by a Dead-Man-Walking, having just been slaughtered in the mid term. They didn’t have enough dick, and they couldn’t even get hard. A familiar humiliation for most Republicans.
@141 Dumbfuck lives for trolling. He doesn’t believe in anything, and he’s certainly not here to push a set of beliefs or principles; he just loves to stir the pot. There’s nothing more to him; he’s as vacuous as Sky Daddy makes ’em. One of Sky Daddy’s hastier creations, pulled off the assembly line by an inspector for manufacturing defects, and somehow ended up here.