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Look, we can’t have a head tax, because then there will be fewer heads. It’s Econ 101. Just like how the so called death tax causes there to be fewer so called deaths. What, do you want more not dead headless people? Vote no to prevent Seattle from becoming the new Sleepy Hollow. Econ 101.

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  1. 1

    It’s the start of Day Seven of the same urethral catheter in place for Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Typically his family moves into a motel until at least 24 hours have passed after he replaces it with one that isn’t tarred with his feces and the associated, er, bouquet.

    They’ll be back Sunday afternoon. Which reminds me: an early Happy Mother’s Day to you, Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit. Because it’s your special Day, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit might even change the sheets prior to your return. Play your cards right and he might spend the money to bathe, too.

  2. 2

    If Hillary had chosen nursing instead of law and politics:

    An assistant nursing director told police that after McMaster’s death, she asked Gainey whether the nurse had conducted the required evaluations of McMaster. Gainey replied she had and said, “They were fine,” according to a police affidavit.

    When the supervisor noted the last entry on McMaster’s neurological chart indicated that an evaluation had been performed 20 minutes after his death, Gainey told her, “Well, I falsified that one,” the affidavit said.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nurse-christann-gainey-charged-in-death-of-former-trump-adviser-h-r-mcmasters-father/

  3. 3

    Hey, remember Mel Reynolds? After fucking a minor and committing bank fraud, he was rightfully sent to prison.

    Upon which Bill Clinton pardoned him during the Marc Rich period of his presidency, probably because Reynolds reminded Clinton of his good friend Epstein, who also likes to fuck young girls. And really, why should some particularly nubile trim be off-limits to any man?

    How does Reynolds repay the favor? By getting himself convicted and sent to prison again.

    Former U.S. Rep. Mel Reynolds is headed back to prison for a third time in his ill-fated career after a federal judge sentenced him Thursday to six months behind bars for failing to file tax returns.

    The sentence handed down by U.S. District Judge Robert Gettleman marked the end of a nearly three-year legal saga that has seen the former congressman jailed for violating bond, accused by prosecutors of launching a smear campaign on social media and reprimanded by two judges for failing to abide by the court’s rules.

    Reynolds, 66, who acted as his own attorney…

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/.....story.html

    I suppose things could have been worse for Reynolds. He could have been represented by Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Oh. One more thing. It’s a Name That Party! article. But you know which party, don’t you, HA libbies? Of course you do.

  5. 5

    WSJ’s Strassel thinks the DOJ had some sort of mole in the Trump campaign. She believes she knows who but won’t name him because she couldn’t get confirmation.

    Others are saying it’s Stefan Harper.

    Unless it was a campaign whistleblower.

    In any situation, the DOJ is trying very, very hard to keep the name from becoming public.

    Your move, Rep. Nunes.

  7. 7

    At the end of a week during which Trump has sentenced the world to Armageddon by pulling out of the Iran agreement, the DJIA is now up for the year.

  8. 8

    I would have ended with “Heads up: cool footage”.

    Last night the Israeli Air Force attacked dozens of Quds force targets in Syrian territory. This video shows what seems to be a Delilah cruise missile hitting a Pantsir-S1 (SA-22 Greyhound) surface-to-air missile and anti-aircraft artillery weapon system. Warning: graphic footage.

    https://theaviationist.com/2018/05/10/the-israeli-air-force-has-just-released-a-video-of-a-pantsir-s1-air-defense-system-being-struck-in-last-night-attack-in-syria/

    Remember Schwartzkopf’s description of a Gulf War video clip as “Luckiest man in Iraq”? Well, this is the unluckiest guy in Syria.

    Never try to outrun a missile.

  9. 9

    5,
    Reince Preibus?
    Matt Oczkowski?
    Christopher Wylie?

    BREAKING PORNABORTION PARTY CONSPIRACY NEWS!
    Shocking! The Republicans had “some sort of mole” inside the Republican Presidential campaign!
    You idiots are a stitch.

  10. 10

    “That’s what happens when DOJ lifelong Republicans Jeff Sessions, Rod Rosenstein, and Robert Mueller decides to back the wrong horse. Get used to it.

    Sumpin, sumpin about “accuracy”.
    BENGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
    Don’t ever change.

  13. 13

    Oooh! There’s that “y’all” again.
    Some farm animals and mail order brides are in for a lesson or two about “identity” and “loyalty”.

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    @7. “….the DJIA is now up for the year.”

    Now if you could only predict the next correction or crash then that would be impressive.

    On 1-2-2018 it was 24842. Today it is 24785. Did you fail math class? 4 1/2 months and it’s gone nowhere yet.

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    “It’s time to wrap it up.”

    Then wrap it up. It’s YOUR investigation after all. Your administration launched it. Your administration appointed Mueller. Your administration has submitted and continues to submit the budget requests. And your Congress continues to approve them month after month. Do it. Pull the trigger. Nobody really cares if you’re bluffing or not anymore.

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    @1 I’m the only rabbit in the world who enjoys Doctor Dumbfuck’s strange obsessions on an equal footing with Hillary. What an honor! She and I should get together someday to swap stalking stories.

  21. 21

    @16 If you use 24719, the closing Dow on Dec. 29, the last trading day of 2017, then yeah it’s “up” for the year, in a manner of speaking. Actually, it hit that number yesterday, but Doc apparently slept through it. Maybe because most people didn’t break out the champagne and throw a party because the Dow finally broke even in mid-May.

  24. 24

    You’re @ 23 a fucking clown, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Here are Obama 2013 inauguration top donor organizations:

    AT&T Inc $4,611,778 11
    Microsoft Corp $2,078,931 12
    Boeing Co $1,005,283 8
    Chevron Corp $1,000,322 2

    I wonder if there is anyone at Boeing (Aeroflot)

    https://www.aeroflot.ru/us-en/news/24857

    or Chevron (Gazprom)

    http://www.gazprom-neft.com/pr.....news/5295/

    who might have had business connections with Russia during that period? Does Microsoft sell any software to Russians, or interface with any Russian software products, I wonder?

    Check out the Boeing/Aeroflot link. About 16 days after the inauguration to which Boeing contributed a million bucks, Aeroflot got its planes and Boeing got to sell them. Russian collusion, anyone? Or just some of the skid-greasing that has been going on forever, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit?

    This is a nothingburger. It also has nothing to do with election interference, and the fact that we’re hearing about shit like this supports a contention that there is no provable election collusion.

    You’re a fucking clown.

  25. 25

    Michael Cohen had dirt on Schneiderman’s sexual harassment back in 2013. This material came to light when the feds raided Cohen’s stash.

    Some are wondering whether Trump and/or Cohen tipped off Ronan Farrow.

    Farrow says Nope:


    Ronan Farrow
    ✔
    @RonanFarrow
    Nope. None of our leads came via Trump people, and we had no knowledge of Gleason. No surprise there were other investigations—legit ones and political smears—as allegations were so widespread. But ours didn’t flow from any of that. Women in the story were all Dems, incidentally.

    9:13 AM – May 11, 2018

    The stuff about the attorney contacted in 2013 telling the victims that the system designed to protect them would turn on them to protect Schneiderman is fascinating.

    Although when you think about Carville’s comment about dragging a C-note through a trailer park when he defended sleaze Bill Clinton, it’s really not surprising.

    #MeToo may just save the House for the GOP, the same way #BLM helped bury Hillary in 2016.

    Good.

  26. 26

    23,
    You mean the inauguration that raised $50 million more than spent, the balance having “never, ever” been accounted for? Well, at least not previously. Just think how many ‘bortions and boats-full-o-dildos fifty million will pay for!

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    @27 Considering that Trump’s personal lawyer is already facing hundreds of years in prison, he probably isn’t much perturbed by the prospect of an extortion add-on.

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    @ 30

    Millennials don’t like motorcycles. After all, it’s easier to do FB on light rail.

    And really, would any child of someone like YLB want to be anywhere near an engine balanced between two wheels? They only know how to be on their knees.

    I own Harley stock. It’s been a dog for the several years I’ve owned it.

    Millennials don’t like motorcycles and that’s killing Harley’s sales
    https://www.cnbc.com/…/millennials-dont-like-motorcycles-and-thats-killing-harleys-s…
    Jul 12, 2017 – It turns out millennials don’t “live to ride” like their parents and grandparents did. Alliance Bernstein downgraded Harley-Davidson to market …
    Motorcycles: Why Millennials Aren’t Buying, and What to Do About It …
    https://www.barrons.com/…/motorcycles-why-millennials-arent-buying-and-what-to-do-…
    Apr 13, 2018 – “Like Uber…but for Harleys.” That’s what motorcycle makers like Harley-Davidson (HOG) might need to kindle millennial interest in motorcycles …

  32. 32

    @ 27

    Cohen was merely keeping the tape safe from snooping.

    You know – like the LA Times did with the Khalidi tape.

  34. 34

    @31 “I own Harley stock.”

    You have my sympathy. I bought HOG in 2009, did well with it, and knew when to unload it. You may be the guy who took it off my hands.

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