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Good morning. Now that the mask mandate is back in Washington, I want to make sure you do one simple thing. Please, please, please don’t take your mask off to sneeze. You absolute fuckers.

I mean, come on. You have a mask on for a reason. And sneezing into the bus or plane, or whatever is the exact opposite of that reason.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated if you haven’t yet.

Comments

  1. 1

    If nobody knew The Wuhan was circulating in those states weeks before Pelosi was telling us that it was safe to shop in San Francisco, then it’s not like Trump’s at fault for not shutting down the country, is it?

    Exclusive: First U.S. COVID deaths came earlier — and in different places — than previously thought
    Amended death certificates indicate that COVID contributed to the deaths of people in six states, including California, in January 2020, weeks before what is currently considered the earliest U.S. coronavirus death.

    We’re a very mobile planet. If it was in Wuhan province in the early Fall of 2019, it sure as shit was all over Europe and beginning to enter the US before the end of that year, and well before clinicians and researchers outside China were figuring it out.

  4. 4

    From “permanent majority” to this:

    Goldy Retweeted

    Noah Berlatsky✔
    @nberlat
    If Breyer doesn’t retire now, there’s a decent chance dems never get to put a judge on the SC again.

    13h

    Maybe this is why McConnell was shaking with fear after that Virginia legislative seat flipped to the Democrats in 2019. Isn’t that right, YLB?

  5. 5

    If Breyer retires now and Biden appoints his replacement, what makes libbies so sure that Biden won’t fuck that up, too?

  8. 8

    @3 – Hayden is a traitor to our Constitution and our nation. He -and the other traitors, Brennan and Clapper – should all be wearing orange jump suits in a federal maximum security prison, serving life sentences.

  9. 9

    USA Today, editorial issued yesterday.

    Kabul could turn into President Biden’s Katrina if Afghanistan evacuation fails U.S. citizens

    Kanye is friends with Trump. Maybe Trump can get him to bash Biden the way he bashed GWB43.

  11. 11

    @ 10

    The irony of Moobs McScrote mocking someone else who incorrectly used a Nazi reference in order to make an inane political argument is staggering.

    But here we are. The slovenly fuck is shameless if not thing else.

  12. 12

    I don’t support sending Trump supporters to Afghanistan.

    I no longer support putting Trump supporters in Walmart FEMA camps, then nuking them from orbit.

    I now support vaporizing Trump supporters. It’s the green solution. MAGA go in, but they don’t go out.

    But the low IQ stupe traitor Doctor Dumbfuck would still hang for his treason.

  13. 13

    If Breyer retires now…

    Judge Lee needs a year on the 2nd Circuit both for appearance and in order to time the two nominations for the mids.

    #youandMitchbuiltthat

  14. 14

    This is a test headline. The real one is coming in a little over a week, and will be “Thousands of Americans left in Afghanistan after Biden’s military departed“.

    Cuomo’s dog Captain left at mansion after governor departed

  16. 16

    “Thousands of Americans left in Afghanistan after Biden’s military departed“

    The low IQ stupe traitor Doctor Dumbfuck is really, really hoping that Americans are left in Afghanistan so he can post something stupid about it on a local blog.

  17. 17

    Moobs McScrote’s RawStory fucks up again.

    The Fox News guest, former Trump testing czar Admiral Brett Giroir, immediately handed credit for the Pfizer vaccine to the Trump administration’s Operation Warp Speed, despite Pfizer developing its vaccine without any support from the federal government (other than the federal government agreeing to purchase it.)

    Untrue. Pfizer was granted liability protection. Meaning it could throw caution to the wind to a substantial degree, because the Trump administration had its back.

    Here’s Newsweek’s version of a fact check:

    The Ruling
    True.

    Pharmaceutical companies are protected from liability regarding the COVID-19 vaccines. If someone has an allergic reaction or injury from one of the vaccines, they can petition to receive compensation from the Department of Health and Human Services’ (HHS) Countermeasures Injury Compensation Program (CICP).

    The National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (VICP), which also falls under the jurisdiction of HHS, has a better record of providing compensation to people who claim injury from a vaccine than CICP but covers vaccines for diseases such as polio and seasonal influenza, not COVID-19.

    So, for Pfizer:

    1. No liability if it made a mistake. All it had to do was produce a vaccine that showed efficacy, quickly.
    2. Guaranteed cash pile from the Trump administration when the vaccine was ready to distribute.
    3. Trump’s FDA relaxed normal approval standards in order to get the vaccine into the arms of Americans.

    Fuck yeah, it’s Trump’s vaccine victory. Don’t forget all that time Biden and Harris spent before the election warning Americans away from it.

    Other than that, Moobs, you’re a fat fuckin’ asshole and your teeth are too tightly clenched around the RawStory tit.

  18. 18

    The reason Moobs McScrote is sucking so hard on the RawStory tit is that he misses his mommy. So much.

  20. 20

    The Pfizer vaccine full approval granted by Biden’s FDA verifies that Trump’s FDA made the right call.

    When Trump’s presidency ended the vaccine rollout was already up to a million doses administered per day. Here’s a report from January 14:

    U.S. COVID Vaccine Rollout Nears 1 Million Doses Per Day

    That’s pretty much the pace that has been maintained since Biden became First Vegetable.

    It’s Trump’s vaccine, developed and administered. And now fully FDA approved.

  22. 22

    @ 19

    Capitol police: Officer who shot Ashli Babbitt potentially saved Congress members from being killed

    Moobs, do you realize how close that claim is to the typical police officer claim after a citizen is shot?

    Every perp who dies with a gun – or a knife – in his pocket “potentially” could have pulled out that weapon and killed somebody with it. Maybe the shooting cop, maybe another LEO, maybe someone on the street. Nobody behind Ashlii Babbitt had a lethal weapon at the ready. Potentially shouldn’t apply here unless you’re willing to apply it in every other LEO shooting.

    If you are stooping to push claims with the word “potentially” in them, Moobs, maybe just slow down a little and think about how QoS McHillbilly would feel if someone he didn’t like made the same claim in a different situation.

    HA’s already got one fucking clown, Steve. Be better.

  23. 23

    Too bad the low IQ stupe traitor Doctor Dumbfuck is so stupid. If it weren’t for his low IQ, the stupe might be able to come up with witty retorts rather than the low IQ stupe shit he’s been posting.

  24. 24

    To Moobs McScrote, Rahm Emanuel was fully justified in covering for the police killing of Laquan McDonald.

  25. 25

    Maybe this is why McConnell was shaking with fear after that Virginia legislative seat flipped to the Democrats in 2019. Isn’t that right, YLB?

    Gimme a G.. gimme a E

    What does that spell..

    boooooriiiiinnggg… zzzzzzzZZZzzzZzzZzzzzzzzz

    Fuck yeah, it’s Trump’s vaccine victory. …

    With “victories” like that, Dems can build back blue walls from their basement..

    better even…

    and drumpfies can lose their law licences and babble klownspiracy idiocies non-stop for months… for years…

    And die in YUGE numbers..

    more “victories” like that please?

    Anyone remember injecting bleach and a black light up teh butt?

    For the love of teh orange dear leader and the never ending struggle to own teh libs… Heh.. Do continue… please..

  29. 29

    22,
    Ms. Babbitt and the rest of team KILL HIM WITH HIS OWN GUN hammered their way through a series of locked and guarded barriers and entry doors to reach the Speaker’s Lobby. Whereupon they continued the same violent breaching tactics while calling for “death” to the members taking refuge behind those doors. Having smashed the glass panels Ms. Babbitt helped with opening the breach using a helmet and a bat. Then while ignoring dozens of lawful commands to retreat and warnings that she would be shot if she did not, she crawled into and through the opening she had made. She was taking part in a violent crime attacking members of Congress and the Vice President and their families consisting of an enormous unhinged mob armed with guns, knives, spears, clubs, bats, tasers, pepper spray, and pipe bombs.

    Of course she was a threat. Real, not potential. Imminent, not potential. Ongoing, not potential.

    Now do George Floyd. Oh wait. Never mind.

    You already did.

  31. 31

    Angelina Jolie:

    “It is sickening to watch Afghans being displaced yet again out of the fear and uncertainty that has gripped their country,” she wrote. “To spend so much time and money, to have blood shed and lives lost only to come to this, is a failure almost impossible to understand.”

    Moobs McScrote:

    Oh, yeah? Well, at least I’ve got tits.

  34. 34

    @29 So now the dumbfuck traitor is an apologist for lynch mobs seeking to murder government officials and overthrow the government? Figures.

    The only meaningful difference between Ashli Babbitt and the Taliban is that the Taliban won.

  35. 35

    @ 33

    Had Joe Biden not become president there is no way that Jill could run the country from the East Wing.

    Of course she was going to encourage him to run.

  36. 36

    What I wanna know is why Jill permitted Joe to pick this dumb twat:

    Harris touts ‘successful’ Afghanistan drawdown despite thousands remaining and terrorist threat

    But right now … our focus has to be on evacuating,” Harris said, pointing to U.S. citizens and Afghan allies. “And to that end, we have seen a successful drawdown of the embassy and, thankfully, without any American casualties.”

  37. 37

    “States that withdrew early from federal unemployment programs pushed few people back to work and fueled a nearly $2 billion cut in household spending, potentially hurting their local economies, according to new research.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/23/ending-unemployment-benefits-had-little-impact-on-jobs-study-says.html

    The self-inflicted wounds never end. Best not to live in a third-world state. In fact, don’t even travel there; go around.

  40. 40

    I’ve got tits

    I see the low IQ stupe traitor is giving us yet another Psych 101 lesson about the power of wingnut projection.

  41. 41

    Yo she/her/they/them/it YLB, did you happen to catch the Seattle Times article about the state auditor’s report of Seattle’s Black Brilliance Project? No? Well you should read it….then remind yourself…..

    YOU voted for that!

    When stupid citizens elect stupid people, expect stupid things to happen…..

    Jahahahahahahahhahahbahaha

  42. 42

    @ 37

    States that ended federal benefits early saw larger job gains among the unemployed: Their employment jumped 4.4 percentage points relative to jobless individuals in states that kept benefits flowing, according to the paper, which analyzes data through the first week of August.

    If the goal is fewer YLB-type moochers and more people back to work, seeing 4.4% more people back to work in only one month is a massive success.

    The benefits will expire, eventually, in all states. When it happens, consumption will decline, in all states. Things that cannot go on forever, don’t.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit seems sad to realize that people go back to work when the gravy train paid to them to stay home and watch Netflix ends. This is because he is NOT a capitalist, just as he is NOT a millionaire.

    He’s a useless, bloviating clown. A fucking POS who laments losing government benefits no doubt doled out to members of his immediate family. Because they need the money. Because they possess Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s genes.

  43. 43

    What I wanna know is why Jill permitted Joe to pick this dumb twat

    Low IQ twat traitor who has never fucked a woman loves calling women “twats”.

  44. 44

    @ 43

    I don’t mine the use of the term “dumb” when it is factually correct, either. I see you didn’t try to deny that Kamala Harris is dumb. I’ve also called her unlikable and incompetent, and you’ve let those pass as well, Moobs.

    Democrats have a problem. They can’t win in 2024 with Biden or with Harris at the top of the ticket. They have already seen what happens when they try to cram an unlikable nominee down the throats of the electorate.

  45. 45

    I see you didn’t try to deny that Kamala Harris is dumb.

    Low IQ twat thinks igoring something he says that’s low IQ is agreement.

    I don’t mine the use of the term “dumb” when it is factually correct, either.

    Having never disagreed, I take it the low IQ dumbfuck agrees with me that he’s a low IQ dumbfuck.

  46. 46

    I don’t think 2022 is gonna go the way Democrats need it to go.

    Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld is crowned new king of late night television after he scores 220K MORE viewers than Colbert’s Late Show on CBS

    Tuesday’s episode of Gutfeld!, which aired 11pm EST, drew in about 2.12 million viewers, with about 434,000 people belonging to the key age demographic.

    Colbert’s 11.35pm audience of about 1.9 million placed a not-so-distant second, drawing in 423,000 people in the target demographic.

    Fox didn’t die. Quite the opposite, it seems. Now CNN…

    Well, that’s another story. Maybe CNN can contract with Andrew Cuomo and Michael Avenatti to tell it.

  47. 47

    I don’t think 2022 is gonna go the way Democrats need it to go.

    Gutfeld TV ratings? Good grief. This is what being a low IQ stupe dumbfuck is all about.

  48. 48

    Our guys in Kabul sent a special ops mission two hours outside Kabul to retrieve 16 Americans, via helicopter.

    Reading between the lines, they may have acted contrary to First Vegetable Joe Biden’s wishes to do it. The rescue was conducted earlier today. The rescue seems inconsistent with Biden wanted:

    In a video conference last week, President Biden and White House officials spoke with commanders in Afghanistan about sortie flight missions outside the Kabul Airport. The president said he wanted to avoid a “Black Hawk Down’” incident, according to U.S. military officials on the conference call and briefed on what was said.

    Here’s the AP story, and it doesn’t directly link today’s mission with Biden’s wishes, and it doesn’t say Biden ordered no rescues via helicopter.

    Given how badly the military thinks this makes it look (and the optics are horrible) it would not surprise me if the military has decided it can’t just sit around and wait for Americans to be captured and held hostage, or worse.

    Good.

  49. 49

    “Covid infections delay Arizona’s sham election ‘audit’ report”

    “The CEO of Cyber Ninjas and two other members of the five-person audit team tested positive ‘and are quite sick.’ The group’s report was due out today.”

    –CNN

  50. 50

    The president said he wanted to avoid a “Black Hawk Down’” incident,

    From the low IQ stupe traitor’s link.

    “On occasion, as needed, our commanders have the authority they need to use their assets and their forces to help assist Americans who need to get to the airport, get to the airport, on a case-by-case basis,”

    Yup, a “Black Hawk Down’” incident was indeed avoided. And commanders had authorization. Must have been “President Jill”. Maybe that “twat” Kamala.

    As I’ve said before and will do so again many times more, perhaps even 7,000+ times, our dumbfuck traitor is one low IQ stupe.

  52. 52

    @50 He’s also a woman-hater. Isn’t that obvious? Probably because he’s been an incel since puberty and really doesn’t enjoy fucking horses, goats, and chickens all that much — that’s a fallback for him.

  53. 53

    @42 When are YOU going back to work? Florida, Texas, and Louisiana need doctors. Badly.

  54. 54

    @44 Biden is president because of Trump. YOU voted for Trump. So, everything you blame on Biden, YOU’RE responsible for.

  56. 56

    Fox is bush league.

    Fox, OAN and Newsmax all try to out do each other to see who can be the most treasonous cable news network.

  57. 57

    He’s also a woman-hater.

    To be even more specific, the low IQ stupe traitor is a “twat-hater’, sometimes a “cunt-hater”.

  64. 64

    @62 “State Sen. Karen Fann, a Republican who has pushed the audit from the beginning, was accused of being in on a conspiracy with President Joe Biden in intentionally delaying the results.”

    At this point, the honorable thing for Fann to do is commit seppuku. Death before dishonor! Seriously, this shows how utterly bonkers Trump supporters are.

  65. 65

    They can’t win in 2024 with Biden or with Harris at the top of the ticket.

    You’re going to run Trump. And when you do, it will be because you have decided you prefer him over the other Republicans.

    So you may want to adjust your expectations a little.
    Or simply prepare to be deeply disappointed yet again.

  69. 69

    Nine “moderate” House Democrats.

    It doesn’t sound like much. But right now it’s protecting the country from 3.5 trillion dollars of stupidity.

  70. 70

    Winter of 2023 and Spring of 2022 sound nothing alike. One wouldn’t accidentally mistake one for the other.

    He didn’t misspeak. He got caught.

    The White House coronavirus czar had told NPR on Monday that if enough people get vaccinated, the US could “really get some good control over this” by the fall or winter of next year.

    But quizzed on it by CNN’s Anderson Cooper later the same day, Fauci — who has been under fire repeatedly for flip-flopping on his public advice from the early days of the pandemic — said he actually thinks that control will come even sooner.

    “Anderson, I have to apologize. When I listened to the tape, I meant to say the spring of 2022, so I did misspeak,” he said.

    How are they different? Winter 2023 is when Republicans will be in the majority in the House and Senate, for one thing.

  71. 71

    Winter 2023 is when Republicans will be in the majority in the House and Senate, for one thing.

    You’re so fucking stupid.

  72. 72

    House Dems to First Vegetable Joe Biden: “You know, when you’re coherent you’re a fucking liar and a really bad one at that, bub.”

    Ryan Nobles
    @ryanobles
    ·
    14h
    Finally Schiff said that the intel community was very aware that the Taliban had the ability to take over the country.
    “the intelligence agencies assessments of the Afghan government’s ability to maintain itself became increasingly pessimistic,” he said. (more)
    Ryan Nobles
    @ryanobles
    ·
    14h
    …“Over the course of the last six months. And there were any number of warnings that the Taliban might take over, and some that included a potential of a very rapid, the Afghan government enforces.”
    Ryan Nobles
    @ryanobles
    ·
    14h
    Schiff’s take was echoed by Intel Committee Member Jason Crow:
    “I do not believe at this point, sitting here today, that I have any evidence of a intelligence failure,” Crow- a Democrat- told
    @jeremyherb

    That’s not Republicans calling bullshit on Biden. That’s Democrats.

  73. 73

    Winter 2023 is when Republicans will fail realize that they lost the election because they killed all but three their voters.

    I can make shit up, too. Did my fantasy make you cry? No? And yet you continue to believe your low IQ fantasies make libs cry.

    Just one of the reasons why you’re a low IQ stupe traitor.

  74. 74

    That’s not Republicans calling bullshit on Biden. That’s Democrats.

    In which the low IQ stupe traitor has lowered his low IQ again.

    How low can the low IQ stupe traitor’s low IQ go? Even lower, I’m sure.

  75. 75

    69,
    All nine are walking back their “ultimatum” as of this morning.

    The decision to combine reconciliation with infrastructure was made months ago when Moscow Mitch blocked election reform in the Senate. The tradeoff was agreed to then and these nine are not going to be allowed to go back on their word. That doesn’t mean the bill can’t be negotiated. That was always part of the agreed upon process. But demanding a vote on infrastructure ahead of reconciliation is a breach of their agreement.

    Looks like the compromise bill will get a vote this afternoon.

    Are you gonna cry?

  78. 78

    The decision to combine reconciliation with infrastructure

    Our low IQ stupe traitor believes an infrastructure bill is “stupid”. More tax cuts for the rich is what’s really needed right now.

  79. 79

    More tax cuts for the rich…

    Gonna get tax hikes instead. But it really doesn’t sound like Poor Bobby will be affected. He’d have to earn more than $400,000. And with him whinging every day about gasoline prices and Wonder Bread prices I’m thinking that’s probably not him.

  80. 80

    We’re now finding out that it’s not American being hauled out of Kabul in large numbers. From a Politico reporter:

    Alex Ward
    @alexbward
    ·
    7h
    NEW: Leaked State cable with evacuation numbers (as of Aug 23 at 1500 ET):

    Total manifested since midnight Kabul AUG 23: 483 AMCITS, 6,425 Afghans natls, 8 3rd country/unknown. Total = 6,916

    Total manifested since op began: 4,407 AMCITS, 21,533 Afghans, 642 TCNs. Total = 26,582

    So, 10,000+ AMCITS likely still stranded in Kabul.

    This is why they’re not answering reporters’ questions about how many Americans are getting out. The answer is far from enough.

    And we’re down to seven more days.

  82. 82

    NBC’s Richard Engel:

    Richard Engel
    @RichardEngel
    · 50m
    US embassy issues last alert for US citizens to leave afghanistan or they’re on their own, then recalls it 30 mins later.

  83. 83

    Steve can call me a “low IQ stupe” all he wants.

    It doesn’t make what Biden has caused in Afghanistan any less disgraceful or disastrous, of course.

    But if you’re Steve, what else can you do? Nothing, except try to distract from it.

  84. 84

    Well, this is even quicker than I thought:

    USA TODAY
    Exclusive: Americans’ harsh judgment on Afghanistan costs Biden’s approval, down to 41%

    In a new USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll, 3 of 4 predict the Taliban-led country will once again become a haven for terrorists targeting the United States.

    For President Joe Biden, the cost of the war’s chaotic end has been steep. His overall job approval rating now stands at 41% who approve versus 55% who disapprove – a big drop in the closely watched barometer of political health. Until last week, national polls generally showed his approval rating above 50%.

    Just for reference, the RCP Trump approval average is 40.6%, which rounds up to, er, 41%.

    In a few more days Biden’s numbers will be well below Trump’s numbers.

    Fortunately, Biden’s got ice cream. And Moobs!

  85. 85

    I’ll take “Propping up a senile, incompetent blowhard” for $500, Alex.

    The Recount
    @therecount
    ·
    2h
    Afghanistan veteran
    @RepJasonCrow
    (D-CO) pushes to extend August 31st deadline for Afghanistan withdrawal:

    “If we aren’t willing to use the U.S. military to protect U.S. citizens and our partners and our friends, then what will we use our military for?”

  86. 86

    The low IQ stupe is hoping Americans die so the dumbfuck traitor can post low IQ snide about it on a blog.

  87. 87

    Only 11,000 to go.

    Lara Seligman
    @laraseligman
    ·
    59m
    Pentagon provides more specific numbers on Americans evacuated from Kabul: As of today, August 24, we have evacuated approximately 4,000 American passport holders plus their families, says
    @PentagonPresSec

  88. 88

    What has the low IQ stupe traitor been doing for the last six years?

    Propping up a senile, incompetent blowhard

  91. 91

    First Vegetable Joe Biden was supposed to speak a half-hour ago. He’s now caught up through Wednesday of last week.

    Lara Seligman
    @laraseligman
    ·
    1h
    Three sources tell me and
    @AlexThomp
    that the Taliban has now started halting people trying to get in through the airport gates. Not just Afghans but American citizens. Informal groups coordinating need to redirect people on the fly.

  92. 92

    Last Friday, yesterday, and now today. That’s three times First Vegetable Joe Biden has addressed the nation about something that QoS McHillbilly told us would no longer be news after last Wednesday.

  95. 95

    It doesn’t sound like much.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it wasn’t.
    220 to 212 the resolution is adopted.

    Wrong again.
    Poor Bobby can’t get a damn thing right.
    Quantity over quality is the new troll. Which isn’t much different than the old troll Puddiot.

    So it is that all things are diminished to nothing once they pass beyond Teh Orange Event Horizon.
    Poor, poor Bobby.

  96. 96

    @80 It’s even worse than you imagine. Some of those Afghans will come to America. As immigrants. And stay here. Perhaps some will even settle on your island. They’re your new neighbors.

  97. 97

    The Taliban are now saying they won’t let Afghans leave. That’s the best news doc has heard all day. He’s positively giddy.

  98. 98

    Mistrial for Avenatti.
    DOJ taint team miscategorized some law firm financial data that might have been useful in Avenatti’s defense.

    So new trial set for Oct. 12

  99. 99

    97,
    ATTENTION! BREAKING NEWS!

    Tel Aviv, Israel (AP)
    IDF announced today they won’t let any Palestinians leave Gaza.

    Ted Cruz staffers calling for “CRUZ” missile attack on Knesset.

  100. 100

    He’s positively giddy.

    The only things that could make the low IQ stupe more giddy is black Americans being murdered by cops and the Trump GQP ending democracy in America.

  102. 102

    So as unlikely as it may seem, I think the Proud Boys may have done some real good in Portland over the weekend.

    As you probably know, there is no longer any “Rapid Response Team” in Portland. With a heavy toll of pandemic retirements and resignations, and a reduction in funding with most of the money being moved to other resources, the thoroughly corrupt former commander of the unit quit this spring and moved to Idaho. So there was no dedicated unit to respond to the Proud Boys plans.

    What you might not know is that in previous years and protests, that former unit commander had been actively coordinating the RRT’s movements with the right-wing terrorists. They “kettled” BLM protesters and then directed them into Proud Boys, for example. On other occasions, Lt. Niiya alerted the terrorist leadership ahead of time so they could avoid arrest warrants. He did all this over a period of years and hundreds of conversations and text messages. And the result was that the rioting was more frequent, more violent, more prolonged, and resulted in greater property damage, more arrests, and more injuries.

    But without the support of police and the RRT, the event was largely a disorganized bust, breaking up early, with only a handful of brief skirmishes and minor property damage.

    Defunding was a success.

    Portland still has to figure out how to deal with the flood of guns on its streets and the frequent but isolated weekend shooting incidents. But thanks at least in part to the demonstration put on by Proud Boys it looks like Portland will never reconstitute it’s Rapid Response Team.

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