Oh good. Allergy season has hit the Pacific Northwest. I shall spend the next few weeks slowly turning into phlegm. Still beautiful, still I will take it over the snow.
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Just to clarify, it’s okay to refuse service to gays, but you can’t refuse to serve America-hating assholes.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/hate-america-bar-faces-backlash-bartender-filmed-refusing-serve-man-maga-visor-161822722.html
I’m not saying Teh Dumbfuck locks his junk in an acrylic cage, puts on lipstick and nipple clamps, dons a leather mask and ball gag, and takes position in OfDumbfuck’s bedroom closet to watch her be violated repeatedly by random African American truckers she finds at the truck stop outside Burns.
I’m asking a question and starting a debate.
The Democratic convention will be in Milwaukee on July 16-20, 2020.
No word yet on which third world shithole the GOPers will gather in, but I heard Doctor Dumbfuck’s barn is in the running.
@1
Try this…
Go into any bar in any city. Pick a fight with the bartender. Start calling them “Soy Boy” or “Faggot” or “Redneck” or “MagaHead”.
See if they ask you to leave. See if the bouncer tosses you out after you refuse to leave.
Moral of the story, Don’t be a dick to your server. (This is a general life rule kids.)
Side note, I’ve been in that bar. Right near Zabar’s. Get some smoked Mozzerella, it’s amazing.
Donald – “I was just saving time!”
Tim Cook – 2 Syllables
Tim Apple – 3 Syllables
Contraction – a word or group of words resulting from shortening an original form
Pete Buttigieg is not going to be the nominee but Democrats, this is your campaign strategy..
Trade Deficit and Tariffs
Environment
Diplomacy
and:
Someone bothered to ask Rep. Omar’s constituents what they think.
“Mohamed Omar, the executive director of Dar Al-Farooq, has wrestled in recent days with Omar’s comments and noted she’s hardly the country’s main source of division. ‘We have a president in the United States … who normalizes people who are literally embracing anti-Semitic behavior, people who are chanting “Jews will not replace us,”‘ … Mohamed Omar said ….”
And gets a pass from the likes of Liz Cheney, Tucker Carlson, Jeanine Pirro, and all the other bleating sheep of the GOP looking for a chance to demonize another Muslim, I would add.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/far-washington-rep-omar-s-constituents-see-israel-controversy-different-n981441
Nothing to see here, folks. Only more Republican racist hypocrisy smeared all across the page. We’ve all seen it before, and we’re going to see it again. And again, and again, and again.
@ 1
You absolutely can refuse service to someone in a MAGA hat. It’s just that you absolutely can face the backlash of your locale’s share of 62 million Trump supporters for doing so.
Life in a free society, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.
@8 In other words, if I pour salt on a slug, the other slugs will complain. Good to know. Thanks.
The subtle but real distinction between Christians and Republicans:
A Christian is someone who believes in forgiveness of sins.
A Republican is someone who keeps sinning because he believes all of his sins will be forgiven.
7,
The remarks they are complaining about are, if anything, anti-Israel. They are not anti-Semitic. There’s a huge difference. And it’s a difference Democrats must learn to recognize.
I don’t pretend that I get to decide what offends someone else. If questioning the aggressive pro-Israel stance of some Democrats on the House Foreign Affairs Committee actually makes Meghan McCain cry, I feel bad for her. And for sure, Rep. Omar needs to up her twitter game and maybe slow her draw until she can choose better words. Insulting and personally attacking her fellow members is not the way to get her point across.
But that is a two-way street. While there’s nothing wrong with other Democrats in the House checking Omar when her criticism becomes too personal, that does not come close to explaining this crap. This huge overreaction was mostly initiated by other Dems. And we should not pretend that her gender, her religion and her ethnicity did not play a role in that. The Dems who started this shit should be ashamed of themselves and they should be called out to explain themselves. The stakes are too fucking high.
1, 4,
That particular MAGA Shitstain is a professional troll. He’s just another pathetic fat fuck 49 year old, lonely, beta male Trumpublican fanboy who lives in his mom’s basement and goes around trying to make a living getting kicked out of places for wearing that stupid hat, waving signs and pulling other obnoxious stunts. It is best to ignore them.
This really is “the status quo” for Republicans now.
The Trump bump is over — Almost half of global businesses say Trump’s policies will hurt them
https://www.businessinsider.com/fidelity-survey-45-of-corporate-analysts-say-trump-damaging-industry-2019-3
The Trump bump has ‘entirely evaporated’: Fidelity surveyed 165 analysts and found worry around presidential policy more than doubling
>> Guess we need another infrastructure week.
@8
Reading the room. You own a bar on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. The kind of bar where wage earners go after shift to drop a few drinks and maybe get some food. Your bar is in a U.S. House district that elected Chuck Schumer (when it was NY-08), then Ed Towns, then Jerrold Nadler. Where the D has received over 60% of the vote every election since the District was Created. Where in 2016 Nadler received 78% of the vote
Is the demographic of your customers going to skew, Maga Bros or AOC fans?
Yep, the Maga folks are super pissed but there’s a thing about NYC neighborhood bars like Jake’s Dilemma. They aren’t destinations. It’s where you go because it’s a block from your apartment or work or between work and the subway. (“I see you over there 79th street station, Bronx Babeeeee!”) This isn’t going to hurt them at all.
Read the room. If you walked into a bar on the Upper West Side wearing a MAGA hat you were looking to piss people off. You WANTED the reaction. He would also have taken shit in a Red Sox Jersey. I love people who haven’t spent much time in NYC.
Go get ’em MAGA Bros! You’re gonna get an ass whoopin’ up in there.
Report: Trump Complains To Donors About Jews Voting For Democrats
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/report-trump-complains-to-donors-about-american-jews-voting-for-dems
President Donald Trump on Friday reportedly complained about American Jews who don’t support his agenda, telling a room of donors that he didn’t understand how any Jew could vote for a Democrat
Trump performed poorly among Jews in the 2016 election — perhaps due to his comments to the Republican Jewish Coalition that “you’re not going to support me because I don’t want your money” and “you want to control your own politician,” or his initial refusal to reject the support of former KKK grand wizard David Duke.
>> It’s ok. The evangelicals love him and have him sign their bibles. Probably because he’s hurting the right people.
14,
They may get much more than an ass whooping.
In most states private property owners, including places of public accommodation, have the right upon notice to forbid photography, or video. Doing so without permission and then publishing those images or recordings for commercial purposes can earn a MAGA Troll a very expensive lawsuit at minimum.
It’s one of the reasons little Jimmy O’Keefe is somewhere on the internet right now begging for money from credulous mouth breathers like Teh Dumbfuck.
Can you guys please just post a signup sheet online somewhere?
Or are we gonna have to do that for you as well?
“Share”. So cute. Like it’s some sort of precious resource or special bonus. Easily the funniest fucking thing Teh Dumbfuck has posted in months.
“It is best to ignore them”….
actually carry a gun and stand your ground….shoot the fuck out of them.
Couple things about MagaBro his defenders won’t notice.
He has to pay his bill. He didn’t get kicked out for the hat. Something happened between being served and camera rolling. If it was the hat he’d have been told to leave before being served.
He asks, “How many times I been in here with this?” He’s at least in his mind a recognizable regular.
Why is this notable. Because no one gets 86d from a bar on first offense. Bartenders take a lot of shit from a lot of different sorts of people. Having Dickhead karma bounce off of you is a hospitality worker skill.
Now I’ll tell a story. I go to a really little coffee shop by my kid’s school every morning I have time. Four stools five tables. Maybe 400 square feet. It’s a weird little community where the dog groomer down the street gets offered rides so he doesn’t have to walk in the rain and the antique store owner went to HS with the Amazon woman (Split Shot Americano, 1 pump sugar free caramel) who is married to the guy who owns the winery and HIS kid from previous marriage plays LaCrosse with the Landscape architect’s kid. Call it the Caffeinated hobo Lounge.
There’s another guy who comes in, let’s call him Dr. Dumbfuck. He’s a generally unlikeable guy, kind of fat, kind of loud, tough guy Alpha personality who has to be reminded there’s kids around sometimes as he liberally peppers his speech with the word fucking. You know the type, looks at Lady Gaga on the Today show airing in the corner and says out loud, “She’s got a big nose but I’d nail her.” He’s a Trump guy who sometimes tries to goad someone into a debate largely unsuccessfully. If he wasn’t a Trump guy he’d still be unlikeable.
This is an absolutely true story.
Last week he walks in and the TV is the news of Luke Perry dying and the first words out of Dr. Dumbfuck’s mouth are, “I fucking hated 90210 and good that he’s dead.”
And I said, “What’s wrong with you? That’s a dad and a husband that dropped dead young from a stroke”
“I’ll bet he was stroking off and choked like the Kung Fu guy.”
Owner/barista “You need to go now.”
“Sorry sorry”
“Just go!”
It wasn’t about Luke Perry it was years of swinging his dick moves. Amazon woman or me or any other regular would have got a ‘Wow not cool’ because there’s no history of bad behavior. Dumbfuck got tossed.
MagaBro in the video says he’s been in a lot, he got served he paid for his food or drink. It wasn’t really about the hat. He crossed a line of assholery that was finally enough.
+31.19% for the period January 1, 2018 through March 11, 2019,
19,
It wasn’t a one off. And it wasn’t any kind of final straw either. He went in there, camera rolling, intending to get footage of a confrontation. This douche literally makes his living (if you can call it that) getting into confrontations with people over Donald J. Trump. That is his “thing”. He had a massive 18 by 24 banner made up that he can fold down and carry into places and then “unfurl”. When that doesn’t work he yells. When that doesn’t work he harasses people with his camera. It’s all about an edited reaction for these guys. He takes the fucking banner to kids sports games and spreads it out on the sidelines then lays in the middle of it like a beach towel. He gets there early so the parents have nowhere to stand and cheer their kids. He goes to the beach during spring break in Florida and spreads out his banner. He hangs it from freeway overpasses and tries to get into beefs with the 5-0. Watch the video again and pay attention to what he’s saying. He’s prompting the bartender and bouncer for statements he wants to use against them. When he can’t get there he starts putting words in their mouths. He’s just trying to get good video that will produce lots of clicks and shares.
It’s all part of an industry feeding into the bizarre and entirely ludicrous fantasy of klownsurvaturd beta male gamergate white men that “they are losing their rights” and “being discriminated against”. It’s an idea that is aggressively hostile to objective reality and completely divorced from reason. But it is very, very popular with douche bros like Teh Dumbfuck and probably most of the other trolls.
Yes, but tell us how you really feel.
“‘Gays Are Scum of the Earth’: Republican governor’s aide attacked LGBT, black, and Jewish people on social media site popular with alt-right”
“The posts by Bressman, as reported by the website Anti-Fascist Nebraska, joked about the Holocaust and turning Israel into ‘a crater,’ as well as posts that stated ‘gays are scum of the earth’ and that he ‘probably would’ drive his car into a Black Lives Matter crowd for the ‘lulz’ (laughs),” the Omaha World Herald reports.
“Make journalists afraid again,” Bressman also said, adding that his “whole political ideology revolves around harming journalists.”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/gays-scum-earth-republican-governors-aide-attacked-lgbt-black-jewish-people-social-media-site-popular-alt-right/
As I was telling a friend the other day, these motherfucking freaks don’t love either Israel or Jews. They want them all dead. But as it involves end of days prophesy, as the Wicked Witch of the West said of killing Dorothy, “It’s how to do it. These things must be done delicately.”
@ 21
It wasn’t a one off. And it wasn’t any kind of final straw either. He went in there, camera rolling, intending to get footage of a confrontation. This douche literally makes his living (if you can call it that) getting into confrontations with people over Donald J. Trump. That is his “thing”.
Now do Nathan Phillips.
@12 The next question is how many bars he polluted with his presence while trying to find one that would kick him out.
Anyone else reading that Mueller is going to issue a report without first obtaining a subpoena to compel a Trump interview, and the reason is that he hasn’t uncovered any evidence that would justify a subpoena of the president?
@18 If people can go to jail for voting mistakes under strict liability laws, then strict liability should attach to wearing a MAGA hat in public. It’s no less antisocial.
@21 Yeah, it’s all the rage at 4Chan and reddit. You truly are a dumbfuck.
More right-wing hatred of Jews.
“Trump-supporting ex-Tea Party Gov. Paul LePage says Democrats get their money from ‘the Jewish people’”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/democrats-funded-jews-ex-republican-gov-paul-lepage/
But, but, but….Omar!!!
“Now do Nathan Phillips.”
No. Do your dumbfuck for Putin thing for us. Heh. Just kidding. You do your dumbfuck for Putin thing every time you post a fucking comment.
#dumbfucksforputin
@20 Well at least you chose a good alias for yourself.
@29 He left out “fake”. It goes between “stupid” and “millionaire”.
@22 And his tribe is whining about a Democrat criticizing Israel’s treatment of Palestinians …
@25 Nope, haven’t seen that one. But I did see Pelosi saying she’s against impeaching Trump because he isn’t worth the trouble. Besides, while she didn’t say it, letting him stay gives the Democrats their best chance at a 2020 sweep.
If that happens, I know what I’m going to say. I’m going to say, “Remember the last four years? We do. It’s ‘fuck you’ time.”
If I were a candidate, I’d be looking right now for judges who believe the Second Amendment is unconstitutional.
@27 LePage is so bad they think they’re entitled to an exemption for him simply because everybody knows how bad he is.
@32 “If I were a candidate, I’d be looking right now for judges who believe the Second Amendment is unconstitutional”
Doctor Dumbfuck is hoping for repeal of the 13th Amendment.
“Anyone else reading that Mueller is going to issue a report without first obtaining a subpoena to compel a Trump interview, and the reason is that he hasn’t uncovered any evidence that would justify a subpoena of the president?”
Did you read this one dumbfuck? As you won’t find it on 4Chan or reddit, probably not.
Former federal prosecutor Joyce Vance
“One of the policies the DOJ uses has regards target is that they are not often subpoenaed to a grand jury,” she said. “The reason is if they were subpoenaed, they would simply assert their Fifth Amendment right and decline to answer questions, and the policy says you should not bring someone into the grand jury just to force them to assert their Fifth Amendment right over and over. This could have come into play with the president but we don’t know really for certain.”
“She noted that it’s similarly possible that Mueller could have asked for permission to speak with Trump and it could have been denied.”
“And it’s also a possibility so much of the president’s conduct has been in public [and] Mueller felt he didn’t need more.”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/ex-federal-prosecutor-says-mueller-might-not-need-trump-twitter/
#dumbfucksforputin
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Pissgate Hoax News–More proof Pissgate is a Demorat hoax, lying crook Adam Schiff (D-Russia) met with fake Trump dossier author Glenn Simpson in July of 2018.
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Conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch announced Monday it filed an ethics complaint against Rep. Adam Schiff over his contacts with Fusion GPS founder Glenn Simpson and Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen.
The official complaint filed by Judicial Watch with the Office of Congressional Ethics, requests House Intel Chairman Adam Schiff (D-CA) be investigated in connection with recent revelations that he secretly met with Fusion GPS founder Glenn Simpson in Aspen, Colorado in July of 2018.
The complaint also requests Schiff be investigated after it was revealed his staff traveled to New York and met with Michael Cohen for 10 hours prior to Trump’s former lawyer testifying to the House Intel Panel.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/03/judicial-watch-files-ethics-complaint-against-adam-schiff-over-his-shady-contacts-with-glenn-simpson-michael-cohen/
Undocumented Demorat Of The Week Award, Contender Report– Undocumented gynecologist Santos Quinilla-Tum.
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EL PASO, Texas – This past Thursday, U.S. Border Patrol Agents working in downtown El Paso arrested a father and daughter illegally entering the U.S. from Mexico. Record checks later showed that the father was a convicted rapist.
The morning of March 7, Border Patrol Agents working along the border near the Paso Del Norte Port of Entry arrested a man identified as 40-year-old Santos Quinilla-Tum. He was traveling with his 17-year-old daughter who was also taken into custody. Both are from Guatemala.
https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/local-media-release/convicted-rapist-attempts-enter-united-states-17-year-old-daughter
So Donald has a budget of wet dreams.
More military spending, $2.7b in general budget cuts $8b to lobby Mexico to pay for the wall, AND
Projected trillion dollar deficits every year balooning the debt $10T to $31Trillion over the next decade
It’s almost like someone blew a hole in the income side of the ledger. A big enough hole that only the kinds of budget cuts that would throw an economy into a tailspin and dropping revenue further along the way can solve, except for the bit about blowing up the economy shrinking revenue so more cuts so more shrinking revenue so more cuts…
Kind of like what responsible economists said would happen with the Donald tax cuts.
Good campaign message. Donald 2020, why be 20Trillion in the hole when you can be 30?
Donald 2020
Make America Insolvent for Once
Donald 2020
I’m Still Rich, Fuck You!
25,
In all these months of ever worsening and ever expanding criminal probes into your party and its leadership this silly habit of yours hasn’t worked out one single time. Jeezus, Ty Cobb first predicted REPORT!!! 16 months ago.
Two outstanding subpoenas remain in litigation. One is set to go before the SCOTUS at the end of this month. So there are at least two individuals left who have testimony to give. There may not be much REPORT!! at all anyway. This isnt Ken Starr. It’s a totally different statute with totally different lines of authority and supervision.
Meanwhile the investigation into Trump Org tax fraud, NRA money laundering, and innauguration fund fraud is just barely getting started.
#youbuiltthat
Corruption Porksauce can believe in. The almight self-righteous are fucking frauds!
https://bangordailynews.com/2019/03/11/mainefocus/maine-dark-money-group-was-nearly-dormant-but-continued-paying-the-lepage-allies-who-ran-it/
What’s worse claiming self-righteousness and not being right or not proclaiming to be perfect and not being perfect?
I don’t know much about this woman, but I want to know more about her. I hope she wipes them all away, even Biden, if she should decide to run – fuck it, even if it means 4 more years of the fucking Hump of a pig bastard.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stacey-abrams-2020-presidential-bid-2019-03-11/
Whatever’s left of Tucker Carlson’s advertisers are going to love this, too, I’m sure.
“New report digs up Tucker Carlson’s wildly racist radio comments”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/new-report-digs-tucker-carlsons-wildly-racist-radio-comments-can-just-shut-fk-obey/
“Tucker Carlson Vows ‘We Will Never Bow to the Mob,’ But Some Big Advertisers Have”
https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/tucker-carlson-fox-news-mob-tv-advertising-1203160994/
42 – couldn’t have happened to a nicer white nationalist, misogynist pos.
I’m sure the perverted shit really appealed to boob.
@A1
Indiana Militia:
“A 61-year-old Seymour man faces a murder charge after he shot his brother-in-law during a family dispute Sunday in the parking lot of a grocery store on the city’s west side, police report.”
Dispute happened during a custody handoff. The shooter is white, native born. Four children witnessed the killing.
Be scared of brown people, right?
@A1
An Austin TX man ran across a Corpus Christie White Native born Militia over the weekend.
Apparently he bumped into the Militiaman in a convenience store so the militia opened fire
Fear the brown people
https://www.kvue.com/mobile/article/news/local/family-holds-benefit-to-raise-money-to-bury-austin-man-killed-in-corpus-christi/269-a65964b4-8fb3-4860-93f0-47c8e4f7c3f5
@A1
A White Mississippi Militia celebrated his wife’s 27th birthday over the weekend.
According to partygoers the wife Marlee Jones Barnhill took his car keys after he became intoxicated so he shot her and two of her friends. All three are dead.
Murderer is white and native Mississippian
Fear the brown people.
Oh, and fuck right off.
@36 Judicial Watch … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA … “watchdog group” … HAHAHAHAHAHAHA …
You mean “laughingstock rightwing lawyer whose publicity-stunt lawsuits repetitively get thrown out of court.” You can’t expect anyone to take you seriously when you cite a “source” like this, beecuzzz … “Most cases brought by Judicial Watch or Klayman himself fail.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Klayman
Puh-leez. You’re making a fool of yourself.
@38 Don’t you understand this is all about “proving” we “can’t afford” Social Security and Medicare anymore? How can Republicans achieve their economic goals if workers are allowed to retire? Would you want to own a chicken processing plant if all your $7.25-an-hour employees dropped their knives and walked out on their 65th birthdays? With the borders closed, how would you replace them?
@40 “the group … paid … nearly $100,000 to the governor’s daughter and top political adviser in 2016 and 2017.”
Boy, that looks familiar. As in Just About Every Time A Republican Gets Elected To Anything.
Bet she was on the state payroll, too. At. The. Same. Time.
https://thinkprogress.org/maine-tea-party-gov-elect-hires-his-own-daughter-for-41-000-a-year-job-678a894bb079/
Yup.
Republicans always run on a platform of ending corruption. And the corruption does end. When they leave office.
@45 The good news is this killer chose Texas to commit his murder in. You know what Texas does to killers. They’re firm believers in zero recidivism there.
@46 Probably voted for Trump, too. Hard to tell which crime was worse.
This is the only voter guide you’ll ever need: Republicans in general have discredited themselves so much that reasonable people can’t even consider voting for that label anymore.