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Open Thread June 5

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Important update! Last week I asked about where to watch the Women’s World Cup. Thanks to those who had thoughts. Here’s a better place to look. Hopefully this draws a conclusion to me posting about it.

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  2. 2

    More Trump voters I have no sympathy for:

    Truckers:

    https://www.rawstory.com/2019/06/disgusted-truckers-turn-on-trump-after-their-taxes-skyrocket-8000-while-wall-street-gets-lavished/

    Auto Workers:

    https://www.rawstory.com/2019/06/disgusted-truckers-turn-on-trump-after-their-taxes-skyrocket-8000-while-wall-street-gets-lavished/

    Hey, if they’re finally seeing the light, and realize the GOP primarily exists to fuck over people like them, fine. Let them vote Democratic. But for now, they’ve gotta wallow in what they voted for, and I don’t see why we should feel sorry for them.

  4. 4

    How does Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit know the economy is slowing? Simple, really.

    Yesterday the DJIA climbed 500+ points. Today only 200+ points higher.

    Slowing, see?

  6. 6

    I see our dumbfuck is quite giddy today. Understandable.
    Yesterday the DJIA went above 25,000. Again. There it is, still no higher than it was 1 1/2 years ago. And it still only has to reach 50,000 to match the performance of the DJIA under a usurping socialist from Kenya. But I really shouldn’t throw cold water on a dumbfuck. No sport in it.

  7. 7

    @ 6

    Imagine Steve criticizing President Hillary Clinton for achieving “only” a 7,000+ point increase in the DJIA in 2 1/2 years.

    That would be misogynist of him, amirite?

  8. 8

    Steve doesn’t want to be called a misogynist. He’s much happier criticizing Orange Man Bad, secure in the knowledge that Hillary’s failure protects him from overt misogyny.

    So, in this vein Hillary’s failure worked out well for Steve.

    Me, too, as it turns out. A sideways move in the stock market can be very profitable. One day Steve might even figure that out.

  9. 9

    Imagine Steve criticizing President Hillary Clinton for achieving “only” a 7,000+ point increase in the DJIA in 2 1/2 years.

    I can.

    If while she was achieving it she was also building RapeCages, cheering on C’Ville DeathCars, promoting White Power rallies, and trying to convert the VA into a cash machine for her wealthy pals.

    The GOP promised extraordinary results. The GOP says that in order to achieve extraordinary results, draconian measures are required. Waiting.

    #OwnIt

  10. 10

    @ 9

    Bill Clinton didn’t need a cage for his rapes. Just a bag of ice when it was all over.

  11. 11

    “Steve doesn’t want to be called a misogynist.”

    Seeing as how no one has ever called me that before, I’ve never given it a moment’s thought. But hearing it coming from a dumbfuck misogynist does give me pause, but probably not in the way a dumbfuck misogynist might have hoped.

  12. 12

    “Bill Clinton didn’t need a cage for his rapes. Just a bag of ice when it was all over.”

    Only Juanita Broaddrick ever made that accusation. But go ahead and make shit up. It’s what dumbfucks do.

    I’m only angry at Bill Clinton for causing you and the entire GOP to kiss what little was left of your morals goodbye and embrace fascism. Bill was awful that way.

    “The 23 women who have accused Trump of sexual misconduct”

    https://www.businessinsider.com/women-accused-trump-sexual-misconduct-list-2017-12#kristin-anderson-3

  14. 14

    Was Bill awful? Of course. Just look at the statistics. Bill got a blowjob and over the next decade Republican goatfucking increased tenfold. And at the time, I called it! If there had been a futures market in 1998 for Republican goatfucking, I would have made a fortune.

  15. 15

    @4 “How does Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit know the economy is slowing? Simple, really.” By reading real news once in a while, which apparently you never do. Now why don’t you expound on the correlation between economic growth and stock market gyrations, idiot?

  16. 16

    @10 When you can’t defend Trump, criticize a Clinton. Yup, works every time. Squid ink.

  17. 17

    @4 what is slowing is your brain.

    Tariffs on Mexico expected to cost 400,000 jobs. Something tells me Repuke Senators will stop The Hump, but if not, that should help the economy pick up.

  20. 20

    @5 (cont.) Of course, Ronna Romney McDaniel got to be RNC chair by working her way up the party ladder. Purely based on merit. She never traded on her famous name, and her family connections had nothing to do with it. It wouldn’t have done her any good if she had, because there’s no nepotism in the GOP.

  21. 21

    This current President and his cohorts and the rest of the Repuke party could be gassing Jews and Blacks and Bob would still be talking about the Clintons. One trick pony with a dead brain.

    Sad state of affairs.

  22. 22

    Ronna Romney McDaniel comes from a family with a long tradition of not serving in the military. She didn’t; her father didn’t; her uncle Mitt didn’t; and her grandfather didn’t.

    So it’s fitting that, coming from a family that has no firsthand knowledge of the sacrifices made by our soldiers, she believes the 75th anniversary of D-Day is a fitting time to pay tribute to our president, who didn’t serve either.

    But I did serve, so if she doesn’t mind too much, I’ll use that day to remember those who did serve and sacrifice for the freedoms Trump is trying to take away from us, and for the freedom of our allies he’s turning his back on while cozying up to our enemies.

    You can’t fix her kind of stupid.

  24. 24

    21,
    Don’t you think it’s more than telling that at one time they said just as much if not worse about Obama? Or Mrs. Obama? Or his daughters?

    Don’t forget, according to Teh Dumbfuck and the GOP, Barack Obama was sired in rape committed by a violent Marxist revolutionary, born in a terrorist training camp in Indonesia (or perhaps Kenya), and raised in a Muslim Cult. And Mrs Obama is a degenerate, resentment filled sub-human lacking in all feminine grace who plots against white people, and trained her two daughters to be crack whores. If he was still in office, they would still be saying it.

    Obama was a far more successful and accomplished politician and President than Bill Clinton. The GOP clings to Clinton because he’s a white dude. Naturally. Same as it ever was.

  25. 25

    “And Mrs Obama is a degenerate, resentment filled sub-human lacking in all feminine grace who plots against white people, and trained her two daughters to be crack whores.”

    Over on the dont-tread-on-me FB page, they still argue about whether she was once a man named Michael or if she was always a female ape named Michelle. Speaking of the later,

    “Woman who called Michelle Obama an ‘ape’ sentenced to jail for defrauding FEMA of $18K”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-who-called-michelle-obama-ape-sentenced-jail-defrauding-fema-n1012936

  26. 26

    “The Trump administration has told operators of shelters for immigrant children to cut back on or end education, legal services and recreation, citing funding problems as it has taken more children into custody. …

    “The request could violate federal law dictating conditions for holding immigrant children in government custody. A longstanding U.S. Supreme Court ruling dictates that immigrant children in the United States have a right to education.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/trump-administration-cutting-education-recreation-legal-help-migrant-children-shelters-n1014316

    #MAGA

  27. 27

    Behold:

    The Master Race in action.

    Three things I’m thinking when I read this kind of shit (and it’s all the time now): 1) It’s like, you have got to be this stupid to be white. Right? I mean, to be this fucking stupid and still think you’re “superior”? (Yes. I’m talking to you, Laura Loomer/Jacob Wohl/Ben Shapiro.)
    2) We really need to stop debating Charles A Murray. 3) For those of the right who haven’t yet engaged in this kind of epic, publicly humiliating self-own, it isn’t because they are not this stupid. It’s just that they are more cautious.

  28. 28

    What cops do for sport:
    https://t.co/1gkKc3Y9PO

    “You’ve got it tucked in your ass.” (Id.at 8:01:14–:16.) Campbell responded, “ain’t nothing in my ass.” (Id.at 8:01:17–:18.) According to Campbell, Mack then inserted his finger into Campbell’s anus. 2 Mack then pulled up Campbell’s pants, slapped Campbell twice on the chest, and told him “you can keep it,” ostensibly referring the drugs that Campbell had purportedly hidden inside his anus. (Id.at 8:01:22–:24.)Mack did not discover any drugs or contraband during the search.

    It’s bad enough that $100 billion per year is extracted from US productivity to fund the sexual perversion of authority freaks with status insecurities. But what is more important is that it does not make us any safer. Paying these sick fucks to root around in the anal cavities of innocent citizens for sport does not improve safety in our communities.

    #QualifiedImmunity

  30. 30

    That’s one of the sickest puppies I’ve ever seen in my life. His followers have to be a bunch of saddest kept motherfuckers out there; they’re all waiting around like cattle to be slaughtered.

  31. 31

    @ 28

    But what is more important is that it does not make us any safer.

    So, no police dogs, then. Clyde got it wrong.

  32. 32

    @29 Apparently he never read Mathew 19:23-26. He probably doesn’t believe the Bible anyway.

  34. 34

    20) I liked how the President on the 10th anniversary celebrated it. President Eisenhower was the only President who could make it about himself, but he released a short statement, and went to Camp David.

  36. 36

    So it looks like this week the GOP Presidential Campaign Manager will be moving to Rikers Is for trial in NY on state criminal charges. Sadly, he’ll be held in total isolation 23 hrs a day in a room the size of a parking space equipped with only a bed, a wall mounted steel sink, and a toilet. He’ll be receiving all of his meals through a slot. He’ll get out once a day for exercise and a shower.

    I do not agree with this shit. This trial may drag out for months. The effect of this kind of isolation is well documented and known to be much more severe on older inmates. There’s a very good chance that as his mental and emotional state decline, his physical health will suffer. And both will reduce his ability to assist in his own defense, and thus compromise his right to due process.

    NY is a very wealthy and prosperous state. And they could lead the nation in correcting this shit if they wanted to.

    It’s too bad the people of NY don’t see it that way.

  37. 37

    I suppose this could have been worse. The university could have told him he was permitted legal representation, but only if it was by Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Judge approves lawsuit against university for not telling accused student he could bring a lawyer

    https://www.thecollegefix.com/judge-approves-lawsuit-against-university-for-not-telling-accused-student-he-could-bring-a-lawyer/

    There was BJ video.

    The board dropped the forced-fellatio charge outright at a meeting four weeks later, where members reviewed the video of Jane performing oral sex on John.

  38. 38

    Got a quick medical question. Hoping Teh Dumbfuck can pitch in here.

    Came across this stock White House photo for a Podcast I occasionally listen to where some former USAs were discussing the White House subpoena situation. They chose this photo, I guess because Hicks is also kind of ignoring a lawful subpoena.

    https://www.kcrw.com/news/shows/lrc-presents-all-the-presidents-lawyers/can-you-just-nope-a-subpoena/@@images/5811cacb-0361-443f-9623-2767e88511cc.jpeg

    Look at Sanders’ left wrist and hand. What the fuck?
    Is she dying? Is she ’bout to ‘splode? Could she have a career in the ring? Geezus, I hope for her kids’ sake that isn’t her “slappin’ hand”.

    I only ask because Teh Dumbfuck (and really most of the GOP) has offered himself up in the past as an MD who can diagnose life threatening medical conditions based on still photos.
    #PrayingForSarah

    Also, what the fuck is it with these people and their weird hands?

  41. 41

    @37 This is what dumbfuck retaliation (see #33) looks like. Yawn. I’m going back to bed. Nothing happening around here.

  42. 42

    It was a nothing story when Dumbfuck brought it up. Hee hee her exploited workers harhar.

    @ewarren.

    My campaign has submitted their support to join @IBEW 2320. Every worker who wants to join a union, bargain collectively, & make their voice heard should have a chance to do so. The labor movement has long fought for the dignity of working people, & we’re proud to be part of it.

  43. 43

    So here’s Fox broadcasting from the Normandy cemetery. You’d expect something solemn and respectful, right? Wrong.

    https://tinyurl.com/y3br87wh

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Using the Normandy cemetery as a prop for a political talk show. Wow! Accusing Democrats of “demonizing” and “bullying” their opponents. Wow! Some people even call Fox a “news” station, but all I can think of to say is … wow!

  44. 44

    @43,
    Yabut, your “appropriate tone” is of no use to our advertisers.

    MAGA!

  45. 45

    “Look at Sanders’ left wrist and hand. What the fuck?”

    “Either that or she’s got tophaceous gout.”

    Are you guys sure that’s not her left foot?

  46. 46

    That hand is a product of a fuckwad of a father who’s a fat fuck himself. What the fuck you guys expect. Have another French fry and s 30 oz coke Sarah, you pig.

    That’s all in a dictionary too.

  51. 51

    This is interesting.

    John James✔
    @JohnJamesMI
    We are heading in the wrong direction as a country and our leaders in Washington are failing to lead us toward a better and brighter future. I believe I can help lead Michigan toward that future we deserve, and that’s why I am running for US Senate: https://bit.ly/2JZfxj6 🇺🇸🚁

    4:50 AM – Jun 6, 2019

    One of the spins is that Trump may be harmed by this if it brings out more Democrats to try to prevent a James victory. I suppose that may be correct.

  52. 52

    Ya think?

    Dems fear report on Russia probe could kill their oversight momentum

    An internal DOJ watchdog report on the origins of the Russia probe is expected to spotlight potential political bias by FBI agents at the heart of the Russia probe. The report, due out as soon as this month and as late as October, could raise pointed questions about the FBI’s decision-making at the time — handing Trump a bludgeon in his long-running campaign to accuse the bureau of mounting a “coup” against him.

    They fear the report, by DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz, who is respected by lawmakers from both parties, will diminish any momentum Democrats are seeking in their efforts to convince Americans that Trump obstructed the Russia investigation, later taken over by special counsel Robert Mueller.

    https://www.politico.com/story/2019/06/06/russia-investigation-probe-justice-trump-1355524

    “Potential” political bias.

  53. 53

    @49,

    Come on. Everyone knows it’s hamsters.

    At least, that’s what I’m told. By people. People I barely know.

    MAGA!

  54. 54

    “The report, due out as soon as this month and as late as October…”

    While I understand why these reporters would put it this way, in the interests of truthful reporting it should be pointed out that a fair representation of that range, given all the available evidence, would be “as soon as last November and as late as never”.

    Somehow Teh Dumbfuck has been pimping it since before the election.

    But rest assured, that whenever it comes out, this fourth “comprehensive” probe into “the origins of the Russia probe”* is absolutely, positively, 100%, SOLID GOLD LOCK, guaranteed to come to a completely different conclusion from the other three…
    …according to Teh Dumbfuck.

    *Pappy getting shitty drunk on $700 bottles of Bordeaux and bragging to an Aussie diplomat in London that he was selling the White House to Russia had absolutely nothing to do with it.

    #ProbingAProbeWithYourProbe

  55. 55

    @46 Probably has diabetes, too. If she doesn’t, she’s gonna.

    (See? If Doctor Dumbfuck can play pretend lawyer, I can play pretend doctor. That works both ways.)

  56. 56

    @51 Leading Michigan to a better future than its recent past should be simple as pie, given that the former GOP leaders of that state are being investigated to determine whether they poisoned an entire city intentionally or merely because they’re incredibly stupid.

  57. 57

    Today is the 75th anniversary of the D-Day invasion. Just thought I’d mention that. 4,414 Allied soldiers died on the beaches and in the drop zones. A dozen Medals of Honor and 1 Victoria Cross were awarded to those who fought that day.

  58. 58

    No Trumps or Romneys were there. Thought I’d mention that, too, for whatever it’s worth.

  59. 59

    @58 I can’t see Normandy from Alaska. Never could. Let me ask Bristol if she can.

  61. 61

    @ 55

    (See? If Doctor Dumbfuck can play pretend lawyer, I can play pretend doctor. That works both ways.)

    You can’t play pretend continent, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit. Although I suppose you could pretend to catheterize the right orifice for a change.

  62. 62

    I don’t watch any Teevee, ever since just before the election that created The Hump. I’m at my parents house and my father has the news on non stop. He watches CNN and Faux News. Tonight on CNN one of the Repukes was saying that in this Country (Russia, formerly the United States) we are innocent until proven guilty. He was referencing this with respect to The Hump’s Collusion and Obstruction.

    Lock HER Up! Lock HER Up! Lock HER Up! Guilty!

  64. 64

    @63. Gay rights and it’s progress is amazing, no thanks to conservatives and republicans.
    We know that once they are done with forcing women to give birth, our rights are next.
    Vote.

  65. 65

    @64 not only vote, but let every family member and friend that tell you that they support you that when that happens they let it happen. Then give them the finger and tell them that you support them.

  70. 70

    In a case that may test the boundaries of free speech, a Trump supporter who made over 2,000 threatening phone calls to Democratic members of Congress has been arrested and charged with the crime of “interstate transmission of threats to injure.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/utah-man-arrested-threatening-kill-congress_n_5cf97deee4b0b08cf7eb3fb9

    Then again, his case may not test the boundaries of free speech.

    P.S., It sounds like this guy has too much time on his hands.

  71. 71

    70,
    The thing about the “2nd Amendment Solutions” folks is they can never seem to do much organizing beyond gathering in plywood barns in Waco or in North Idaho to fuck their own kids.

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