Congratulations to the Attorney General’s victory in the Post Office case. Long term, we’ll have to staff the Post Office with people who aren’t dedicated to destroying it.
Anyway, wash your hands right now.
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Yeah tell us how the dummocretin love the military again?
This is the attitude you will see in the US government if BiteME!/Harris win in November.
Hey assesHorse dummocretins,
#youbuiltthat
The two shoplifters left without incident. The nutcase went nutzo; typical dummocretin
Or he could have acted like the SF store manager and let them run – amok.https://twitter.com/Regula_Aurea/status/1306844597566337026
Meanwhile in Michigan… Sound like Ballot Scam Batman!
So that’s what he’s been reduced to? Scanning Twitter for troll bait to post.
Sad.
Low Energy.
If there’s a crime or a bribe that CAN be offered, the GOP will offer it:
(Reuters, the Guardian, The BBC all reporting)
Maybe I should search Twitter to find some random accounts talking about something. Too Damn Funny
Your typical Trump hating dummocretin scumbag!
Congressional dummocretin like Maxine $4.3 Million House in Gated Community Waters have fomented and called for this behavior.
dummocretin really are scum. Four examples in so little time!
Yes BeerPong, Puddy has sunk to your level.
Deal with it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gotta go for now. A1 and godwinha will continue to kick your sorry ASS all over the place until Puddy returns. Remember the Sabbath clock countdown will occur later this evening by Pavlov’s Doggie and friends!
4,
Consider how weak that signal is.
TrumpWorld is bottom trawling the innertubes for rando Russian bot-farm accounts while the guy at the top of the party who sets their daily talking points calls Vietnam vets “Losers and Suckers” to peels of laughter and applause in a MAGA hat COVID rally.
I’m glad to see Biden/Harris stepping up the campaign effort and bringing some news to the breakfast table. But it’s also nice to see that the GOP’s only hope is for the mythological “pivot” that will never come.
Just imagine if everyone had started wearing face masks in April instead of in late June.
https://mobile.twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1306614873502224385
But once again, Trump said “NO!” and the mewling HerdMentality went along aggressively.
Republicans are patriotic. But only to Trump.
5,
Rohrbacher of course.
Putin’s favorite House member. Proudly so, even now.
As long as we are going to dig around on twitter for rando accounts shit posting, why not this:
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2020/09/16/macomb-township-pastor-faces-backlash-for-email-sent-to-journalist/
Now, for perspective, this is suburban Detroit. So kinda relevant to the 2020 race in a lot of ways. And the target of this proposal*, Sarah Jeong works for the NYT and is a former member of its editorial board. Jeong emerged from the #Gamergate era as a champion of women in tech. So a fairly influential voice among college educated white women who vote. Also kinda relevant.
*The proposal, from a “Pastor of God” was that she should have her clitoris cut off. As Jesus would do, naturally.
Missing from the BeerPong post, or course!
Perp claims he didn’t do it. Good enough for Piddles. “I Ain’t no rat. Snithes get stiches”
Rohbacher dangled an inducement to a foreign national in exchange for illegally obtained information to provide aid in an American election. He admits it. Proudly.
But what’s important to Piddles is an assertion, not that I made, by someone under oath in a legal proceeding who was an eyewitness to the offer made by an American Congressman, a witness who is also a Barrister and bound by a professional code of conduct beyond that of a represented party to a law proceeding, is false because Rohrbacher says it’s false.
Run that argument by your alleged offspring and see if it checks out, from a legal standpoint.
Too damn funny.
There must be some internal polling that has scared
the Humanity intothe shit out of team Trump.The White House is expected to announce the largest disaster relief package for the
Mexican Island of brown peopleUnited States territory of Puerto Rico largely earmarked to modernizing the island’s power grid that was destroyed by Hurricane Maria…
…
…
Three years ago.
It is estimated that 100k Americans resettled to Florida from Puerto Rico in the year following the devastation in 2017 from Hurricane Maria. There appears to be no truth to the rumor that if REAL AMERICANS tape their ballot to a roll of paper towels and toss them at their local Registrar of Voters it will be counted twice.
Everything old is new again.
‘ol Joe Biden again claimed to be the first in his family to go to college. This was shown to be false, and he admitted as much, when he claimed it during his first presidential campaign more than 30 years ago.
Confidential to Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit: Repeating the same lie over and over won’t make it true.
“I did great with the China Virus”
“Russia Hoax”
“Barely know Epstein”
“Just locker room talk”
“Don’t even know those porn models”
“No one’s done more for blacks”
“We got 10 out of 10 on hurricaine response.”
“I was Michigan man of the year”
“Huge Foxcon facility in Minnesota”
“Bringing back coal”
“I’m a billionaire”
Reading Cz-252 @ 14 you would think that everyone had been doing exactly nothing for three years. This is why Cz-252 doesn’t like to provide links.
’cause if you went looking at them and then clicked around a bit, you’d find stuff like this:
Then you’d start looking around at all of the rampant fraud and corruption in Puerto Rico’s government, and you’d realize that Puerto Rico needed to clean its own house before the federal government could step in.
You might even find that a plan for grid modernization wasn’t produced until October of last year.
Puerto Rico has a functioning electrical grid. Sorta like California’s – rolling blackouts when the grid is stressed.
Doubt it’s internal polling, Cz-252. It’s Puerto Rico coming to grips with its massive blue territory corruption. But you don’t want to link to that, do you?
The Q Clearance Cat Lady desperately searching for the equivalence between “first in my working class family” and “he hired a poor kid to take his entrance exams” is today’s most piquant amuse-bouche of Trumpalo degradation. Especially coming from the “working class hero” who “worked his way” into a top medical school while being sneered at by… Trumps.
Going way out on a limb to suggest that in his entire privileged life history of business failures and violent sexual assaults, Donald J. Trump was never compelled as a condition of employment to sniff homeless taint.
When your whole life is one giant #owngoal, what’s one more vote for Trump?
Trolls4Trump so far gone they have now come to see “he hired a poor kid to take his entrance exams” as a shining example of Trickle Down success in action.
@ 19
I guess that’s the same kind of trickle-down as the payment by Bill Clinton to Paula Jones. A wealth transfer from the more fortunate to the less fortunate.
Doesn’t ol’ Joe Biden know that gay men are a cesspool of contagious diseases?
Biden, CNN’s Cooper mocked after breaking social distancing rule during town hall commercial break
“It’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging.” Speaking @ 18 of taint-sniffing.
20,
When
the going gets toughthe COVID Drug Deal Rape kills all your hopes and dreams…TIME MUSHEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!
If only you could run Trump against Bill Clinton… again.
The awful truth is you slew Gingrich’s Dragon four years ago.
And you failed to slay Trump when we handed you the chance.
Also… #owngoal
@ 22
And you failed to slay Trump when we handed you the chance.
You failed to slay Trump despite hand-picking him as your opponent.
They Always Wanted Trump
Inside Team Clinton’s year-long struggle to find a strategy against the opponent they were most eager to face.
21,
Well done. I applaud this pivot. This is a good place for you now.
You are poised to lose everything. I’m confident you can find a way to redeem your petty grievances in the face of universal rejection and condemnation by simply focusing all your anger and resentment on narrow bigotry and lurid fantasies about other people’s private sexual practices. But don’t forget to lay in a good supply of Bourbon too.
Let’s face it. This is home for you. It’s where you started out decades ago when the social pressures of high school drove you to angry muttering while speeding past keggers at the park on your way from JROTC to the library.
I found this humorous.
Princeton prez: “We are a racist institution.”
DOE: “Is that so? We don’t fund racism. No more federal funding for your university.”
23,
TIL millions of dirty hippies control the RNC and Rapepublican primaries.
This explains everything
@ 26
Tulsi tried to warn you in 2016. DWS disinvited her from the convention.
@17
What Dumbfuck doesn’t want to link to:
FEMA under Donald promoted Ahsha Tribble where she oversaw the contracting process for Peurto Rico power grid. She has pled not guilty to bribery charges.
Her former deputy, “JoJo” Patterson plead gulty to felony bribery charges stemming from Puerto Rico relief
Patterson left FEMA as the investigation was under way to take a job at Cobra Energy the parent company of Mammoth who were awarded the contract for the PR Power grid.
At the time the Cobra Energy CEO was “Donald Keith Ellison, the former president of Cobra was indicted in September along with two former FEMA officials. He is charged with disaster fraud, false statements, wire fraud and conspiracy to commit bribery during the Hurricane Maria disaster recovery from 2017 to 2019.” Donald Keith Ellison is a maxed out donor to Donald J. Trump in both 2016 and 2020. Donald Keith Ellison is also accused of using his long professional relationship with FEMA’s Asha Tribble to steer the contracts in PR to his company.
Also arrested in the probe is Peurto Rican Senator Abel Nazario, who represents the New Progressive Party (conservatives) but is also the Vice President of PR Republican Party.
Is there anything I should add about Republican corruption regarding PR disaster relief?
Much of the work undertaken by Mammoth/Cobra remains uncompleted so looks like Donald is steering even more of your tax dollars to his donor base to fix the lawbreaking they did in the first place. All in the closing months of the election and three years after the island was devestated. HeckuvaJob, Trumpy!
Because it’s a big funny joke to a Republican if any institution tries to grapple with equality or racial justice. Instead of just continuing to shit on the little people and elevate legacy princelings like JarJar.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/03/12/college-admissions-scam-kushner-harvard-acceptance-under-scrutiny/3147027002/
Nicely closing the circle from your mewling about Biden’s college claims.
As you were. Of course.
Her biggest mistake was not changing parties and going full Q when she still had the chance.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lauren-witzke-delaware-republican-primary-senate-qanon/
It probably doesn’t help that Gabbard never muled for the Sinaloa.
Cat Lady needs to update his Barbie.
28,
Well done, especially considering that 17 was the better part of of The Q Clearance Cat Lady’s Trumpalo Wake-and-Bake sesh huffing orange taint fumes.
And then it’s gone.
Just like Trump and most of the GOP.
Is it too early to begin Republican Retirement Bingo?
With a mere 4% of the world’s population, how is it that the US response resulted in one fifth of all fatalities?
This is how.
And just so we don’t have to deal with another staggeringly stupid Trump talking point, if the other “big countries” were really faking their numbers, that would mean they had somehow figured out how to hide 47 million dead bodies. Kay?
I don’t think the people of Puerto Rico can vote for president so do you think Trump is trying to fix the electrical grid now so they will move home before they can vote against him?
@33
No, he’s hoping 100K new people in Florida since 2017 don’t vote for Biden for the sole reason that they’re Puerto Rican. And to a lesser extent Texas.
There may be as many as a million PRs total in Florida making some assumptions based on the 2010 census and predictive modeling. That’s a demographic you can’t afford to lose 66%-33% if you’re team Donald.
2020.
I can’t even.
Don’t just vote.
Adopt a state.
Do it for her.
And how are we feeling today, Madame Justice?
Madame Justice?
I wonder if Ted Cruz still doesn’t want the job.
That’s three SCOTUS justices Hillary has cost Dems.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg RIP, no commentary.
Still more than two weeks ’til the First Monday in October. Piece o’ cake.
Janice Rogers Brown. ’cause #BLM.
40,
Never expected to say this, but my how naive you are.
So you’ve told us all how dumb you are*. And it’s certainly possible that your president RapeHero is this dumb.
But Moscow Mitch clearly is not. And he will take no action until after the election.
*I’ll chalk this one up to lack of blood flow to your brain, having achieved your first real erection in years upon hearing this sad news. Don’t let it go to waste!
Some people are starting their weekend off all wrong.
Chick’s got a point. This is precisely what liberals were concerned about in 2013-2014.
@ 42
Was a joke. Don’t cry. Shopgirl.
dimfuk and its hero moscow mitch coudn’t have busted a more nasty rape fantasy.
who’d a thunk 26 stone feral boar slop @ 39 could have edged out dimfuk in the class act dept?
not that that’s saying all that much but still…
44,
You obviously misjudge yourself, your political party, and your times.
But rather than cry, I’ll be the one laughing as you endure the next two weeks of demands from every single Trumpalo with a social media account to fill the seat immediately, etc. I imagine they’ll continue right up until the election too. Because while you get another SCOTUS pick, you simultaneously get to remain forever trapped and irredeemably surrounded by the dumbest political party in US history.
@ 47
Because while you get another SCOTUS pick, you simultaneously get to remain forever trapped and irredeemably surrounded by the dumbest political party in US history.
Deal.
Demorat-China Party Of Hate America, Race War & Make Riots Great Again Bombshell News – Demorats make clear, cogent and convincing arguments why replacement SC Justice should be promptly nominated and come to a Senate vote.
———————
[WASHINGTON, D.C.] – Today, Democratic Senators in calling for a hearing and a vote on the nomination of Chief Judge Merrick Garland before adjourning for another Republican-scheduled recess. Because of Republican obstruction, Judge Garland’s nomination has been stalled for 195 days, making him the longest pending Supreme Court nominee in history. Despite this fact, the Republican-led Senate has also worked fewer days in 2016 than in any year since 1956 – including the longest August recess in 60 years – and is preparing to depart for another break through November. The full text of the resolution is below:
https://www.markey.senate.gov/news/press-releases/senate-democrats-no-vote-on-garland-nomination-no-recess_
49,
Sounds to me like you’re saying you owe us one big time.
I suppose we’ll just have to leave it to Attorney General McCabe to work out how to settle that one after Jan 20th. With plenty of input from Majority Leader Schumer.
I don’t know why she didn’t wish for a Time Machine to take her back to early 2014 instead.
Hillary Clinton keeps on paying dividends.
I wonder if ol’ Joe still wants to sniff RBG’s hair?
I wanna see
Blumenthal, Richard (CT),
Ranking Member Leahy, Patrick J. (VT)
Whitehouse, Sheldon (RI)
Klobuchar, Amy (MN)
Hirono, Mazie K. (HI)
refuse to meet with SCOTUS nominee Janice Rogers Brown the month before the election.
@52 You’re disgusting.
My fast take on the situation.
http://handbill.us/2020/09/18/.....s-options/
Speaking of time machines, here’s where the HA thread began on the date of Antonin Scalia’s death:
Some dude named Sloppy Travis Bickle broke the news.
Here was Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit’s “fast take” @ 55 on the Scalia death situation:
Roger Rabbit spews:
Saturday, 2/13/16 at 2:16 pm
Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit can’t predict politics any better than he can predict the stock market.
QoS McHillbilly, how does this affect the cases scheduled for argument before SCOTUS in the Fall? Will CJ Roberts put off some cases likely to be decided as 4-4 ties?
Amy Howe’s remembrance of RBG.
Released this week:
The Essential Scalia: On the Constitution, the Courts, and the Rule of Law Hardcover – September 15, 2020
Scalia and RBG were very close friends. Scalia’s son remembers them here.
Will CJ Roberts put off some cases likely to be decided as 4-4 ties?*
No. I don’t think most of the sitting justices would even support doing so. You’re forgetting that they serve us, not the other way around. And even in times like these, with a GOP RapeHero president backed by 63 million mewling Qtards and Pool Boy Spectators eager to summon the Fourth Reich, they still see themselves as an independent branch, not beholden to the other two (possible exception in Associate Justice Beer Bong).
Roberts will not defer to the “political” branches. He’ll respect the people’s right and expectation of timely due process (such as it is). Some of the appellants wait years to get to this (that’s decades when measured in TrumpClap Death Plague years)
Probably. It’s 2020. So it’s just as likely that a huge fucking meteorite will burrow into the Supreme Court building on October 5th and set half of the mall on fire too.
*Notable here is that your question is prompted by the very sort of deeeeeeply stupid thinking you displayed in your comment at 40 above. And no doubt, slavish performer that you are, you are passing along some of the “deep thinking” of the “great men” like Ted Cruz who you will now have to rely on for your political future. Good luck with that.
the question of the evening..
Will teh babblin’ butthole put HA HEROES FIRST to gloat over the passing of RBG??
Friday night after sunset.. Heh.. We’ll see..
Butt butt butt.. then there’s Saturday night after sunset…
Heh… we’ll see..
Amazing how many threats of rioting are emanating from the left should Cocaine Mitch engineer a vote on a replacement nominee.
It’s like they use rioting as SOP.
Reminder: In 2018, a midterm year during which the president’s party typically loses Congressional seats, the GOP expanded its US Senate majority.
Elections have consequences.
Apparently Steve is now writing for WaPo:
Joe Manchin.
’cause 5-4 majorities never decide presidencial elections.
@ 67 presidential. Fuck.
It’s like they use rioting as SOP.
Yeah.. People who can’t make rent. Have been out of work for weeks, months. are infuriated at congress being deadlocked.. have seen loved ones die due to covid or at the hands of trigger happy kops.. have been shaken down by kops one too many times just because of their skin color.. have been targeted by kops for traffic tickets because they’re poor and people of color and have no means to fight back.. have gotten next to nothing out of “free market” dogma. if they’re young – have poor prospects due to the whole system being stacked against them… have read on social media and blogs, white assholes babble from their privileged perches.
they’ve got nothing to be pissed off about..
@57 “Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit can’t predict politics any better than he can predict the stock market.”
You’re right, I couldn’t predict the depth of Machiavellian perfidy to which McConnell would lower himself. No civilized person could have.