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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 4/24/20, 12:43 pm

I have not been exercising nearly enough in the stay at home times. So I tried going for a walk in the morning. It was fine. Fewer people are out at 7:00 and I hopped right in the shower after the walk was over. Um, but I forgot to do this post until a couple minutes before work started. So here’s a lunch break post instead of a morning one.

Please wash your hands right now.

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  1. 1

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 12:56 pm

    Rapepublicans say it’s fine if the president tells people to eat fish tank cleaner, inject bleach, and shove UV lights into their rectums.

    Rapepublican are not cut out for this work.

  2. 2

    Steve spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 1:06 pm

    @1 If Republicans want to thin their own herd of deplorables using bleach, then why not? Bleach is more readily available to them than hydroxychloroquine.

  3. 3

    I’llHaveAPilsner spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 1:28 pm

    Like LITERALLY the greatest celebrity endorsement ever.

    Donald Trump Jr.
    @DonaldJTrumpJr

    Even Bin Laden recognized Biden’s incompetence… & that was a decade ago when you could still pretend he was lucid. Now he’s the Dem Nominee🤣

    Usama bin Laden wanted to kill Obama so ‘totally unprepared’ Biden would be president, declassified docs show

  4. 4

    WTF!? spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 1:37 pm

    I wonder if he got the idea or concept of using light and disinfectants from Pastor Jeffries or Bob?

  5. 5

    I’llHaveAPilsner spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 1:54 pm

    Another new poll.

    FL (Fox) Biden +3

    Maybe some sunshine will rehabilitate Donald’s campaign. Clear up all the problems.

  6. 6

    al howe spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 2:12 pm

    I think I’ll pick that black chick (can’t remember her name.) For my VP. She ran for something,must have been down South. I can’t wait to get her in the Oval Office and smell those little soft black pussy hairs.

  7. 7

    I’llHaveAPilsner spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 2:15 pm

    Anyone else remember when some Grey Poupon in a sandwich was the worst thing a president ever suggested eating?

    How a vegetable garden was straight up communism?

    How did we survive those dangerous times.

  8. 8

    I’llHaveAPilsner spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 2:27 pm

    Not gonna happen but how does it play with military voters when OrangeNeverServed overrules?

    Navy recommends Captain be restored to command of USS Roosevelt.

    https://apple.news/ANrpR52xgR6GCTeCvBhZbyw

  9. 9

    YLB spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 3:07 pm

    So after yesterday’s lysol and ultraviolet up the butt spiel yesterday, somehow drumpf was reigned in and took no questions from reporters.

    Wow… just wow… how weak of teh orangey…

    ding, ding, ding racist pos @ 6 to the reskue!

  10. 10

    Steve spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 3:11 pm

    “shove UV lights into their rectums”

    I hear these are selling out today.

    Black Light Flashlight, 395nm Pocket-Sized UV Pen light with ultraviolet LED

  11. 11

    A1 spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 5:34 pm

    Demorat-China Party Of Hate America & Travel Bans Are Racist Bombshell News – China Ministry Of Truth Special Announcement – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0
    Demorat Comrades, You Must Punish Counterrevolutionary Speech Severely! Smash The Imperialist Traitor Rep. Karen Whitsett Immediately!!!
    ——————–
    Instead of Michigan State Rep. Karen Whitsett getting celebratory messages after recovering from COVID-19, the Democrat is facing censure by her own party members in Detroit. Whitsett is guilty of crediting Trump with saving her life after taking hydroxychloroquine to treat her severe coronavirus symptoms.
    The 13th Congressional District Democratic Party Organization is now planning a vote on Saturday to censure the state lawmaker who represents the 9th Michigan House District.
    Democrats will be voting on the resolution claiming the lawmaker has “misrepresented the needs and priorities” of Democratic leadership and “has repeatedly and publicly praised the president’s delayed and misguided COVID-19 response efforts in contradiction with the scientifically based and action-oriented response” from Democrats in Michigan.
    https://www.bizpacreview.com/2020/04/24/dems-to-punish-mich-rep-who-credited-trump-with-saving-her-life-plan-to-censure-for-her-praise-912456

  12. 12

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 5:38 pm

    6,
    It’s gearing up for racist opposition next year. Gotta stoke the “blood and soil”.

    Rapepublicans don’t know any other way.

  13. 13

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 6:47 pm

    Swine Sauce stops by to offer you a free smoke detector as your house is on fire.

    #TooManyFireEngines!

    Rapepublicans are not cut out for this work.

  14. 14

    @godwinha spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 6:58 pm

    Yabbut he used to be married to a dyke. You know how those guys are.

    KING: San Luis Obispo, California, hello.

    CALLER: Yes, hello. I’m wondering what a staffer would do besides go to the press in Washington? My daughter has just left there, after working for a prominent senator, and could not get through with her problems at all, and the only thing she could have done was go to the press, and she chose not to do it out of respect for him.

    KING: In other words, she had a story to tell but, out of respect for the person she worked for, she didn’t tell it?

    CALLER: That’s true.

  15. 15

    @godwinha spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 7:02 pm

    KING: Chevy Chase, Maryland. You’re on.

    CALLER: Yeah, so, like, I was at this guy’s house? And there were three guys and my best friend. And I couldn’t get any of the guys to pay attention to me.

    KING: I’m sorry, miss. How old are you?

    CALLER: Old enough to have thrown a Rainbow Party every summer since I was 12. But the guys had all been to them and the knew what my throat was like. So they were interested in my friend instead.

  16. 16

    @godwinha spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 8:53 pm

    Uh oh.

    Sidney Powell Flag of United States⭐⭐⭐
    @SidneyPowell1
    #BREAKING The government just provided the #Flynn defense with remarkable new & long withheld BRADY evidence. Letter below just filed. Stay tuned.
    @realDonaldTrump

    @Techno_Fog

    @seanmdav

    @seanhannity

    @ProfMJCleveland

    @BarbaraRedgate

    @JosephJFlynn1

    @lofly727

    @GoJackFlynn
    12:13 PM · Apr 24, 2020·

  17. 17

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 4/24/20 at 9:06 pm

    http://horsesass.org/drinking-.....nt-1397943
    @godwinha spews: Tuesday, 3/3/20 at 1:21 pm
    US deaths from coronavirus infection (so far): 7 52,185
    Tennessee deaths from last night’s tornado (so far): 21 24

    Corona virus deaths in two months have surpassed the average 50,633 deaths in a year for Kidney failure.

    An amusing perspective: NOW those people are so upset that the government is telling what they can and cannot do with their bodies.

  18. 18

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 4/25/20 at 8:30 am

    16,
    To recap, you pathetic simp, Flynn was all set to get probation.

    The DOJ rec in Dec. of 2018 was zero jail time.

    Sidney Powell is the only reason he faces the prospect of any jail time today.

    You people used Flynn like a cheap, barracks bunny hooker to promote your own bizarre conspiracy theories for either lulz or to gin up donor clicks. Powell used him to advance her profile within your lunatic circles and to sell books. And Trump used him as a flag-draped shield to hide behind.

    Flynn had a sweetheart deal that probably only a senior ranking decorated military vet like him could ever get. He lied repeatedly to federal investigators even when given multiple opportunities to cure the lies. He plead guilty to it. He allocuted to it. And in exchange for agreeing to cooperate in the prosecution of his business partner he got a recommendation of no jail.

    But he reneged on that cooperation costing the DOJ their case.
    And then, with Powell’s encouragement, he proceeded to make filings that contained false statements. Cooperation agreements like these are solemn agreements made with the court. Guilty pleas, allocutions, affidavits, and motions are sworn statements to the court. Lying to the court, and cheating the court are precisely the kinds of things that get you jail time when you would not otherwise.

    With your help, he did this entirely to himself.
    It’s another own goal from yet another self-harming, stripper pole licking, dumbshit Rapepublican lost beyond Teh Orange Event Horizon. If RapeHero decides to take the points of the board by pardoning him, that’s no victory. It’s actually even more embarassing.

  19. 19

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 4/25/20 at 9:54 am

    By the end of this month, Covid-19 will have killed more Americans than the Vietnam War. Military losses are one thing; we could debate endlessly the mistakes of half a century ago. But mistakes never stop coming, and we should be worrying about the mistakes being made today. Today, as then, our country is paying a price for bad leadership, and soon we’ll have an opportunity to do something about it at the polls — that is, if we’re allowed to vote, and if we’re still alive.

    RIP, dumbasses.

    But there’s another whole layer to the great tragedies of ordinary lives. And that is voluntary, self-inflicted, avoidable loss. Especially tragic is the loss of young people, full of promise, with their whole lives ahead of them, who left us as a result of voluntary risky behavior such as slamming a car into a tree, playing with rattlesnakes, or taking reckless chances with a deadly virus …

  20. 20

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 4/25/20 at 9:56 am

    @1 They’re not only “not cut out for this work,” they’re not even very good at keeping their voters alive until Election Day.

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