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by Lee — Thursday, 8/16/07, 4:40 pm

This week’s Birds Eye View Contest is posted.

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  1. 1

    Another TJ spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 4:50 pm

    That there’s London, dude.

  2. 2

    Lee spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 4:53 pm

    Whoa! I made that one too easy…

  3. 3

    Another TJ spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 4:55 pm

    Yep. A little to much in the frame.

  4. 4

    Another TJ spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 4:56 pm

    Or too much.

  5. 5

    Typicallefty spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 5:04 pm

    KARL ROVE!!

    Ha! 1st!!

    You fucker’s are gettin’ slooooow.

    4 posts and no mention of Rove.

  6. 6

    proud leftist spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 5:28 pm

    5
    Got a little thing for Rove, m’lad? Do you miss him already? Just go find yourself a private place, maybe even with a locking door, and focus all you want on his beefy cheeks.

  7. 7

    headless lucy spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 5:58 pm

    re 5: And before you get too far into it, consider purchasing a Magic Johnson Penis Enlarger, to enhance your Gannonesque moment.

  8. 8

    Typicallefty spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 6:26 pm

    Haliburton!!

    Ha! First again!!

    Man! You guys are sloooow tonight.

  9. 9

    YLB spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 6:35 pm

    TypicalLefty is really TypicalNazi.

    What a loser!

  10. 10

    Proud To Be An Ass spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 6:49 pm

    “TypicalLefty is really TypicalNazi.”

    Well, there ya’ go Typicallefty. Two tries and you missed the grand prize. Somebody beat you to “Nazi”.

    Man, are you clueless or were you masturbating over a fold out of Ann Coulter (first!)?

    Fuckwad.

  11. 11

    headless lucy spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 6:57 pm

    Halibut Cheeks!
    Cheese and Crackers!

  12. 12

    headless lucy spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 7:00 pm

    The deadly ‘Wembley Vickers Automatic’
    Speechwriter!!
    Mr. Potatohead!!!
    Sylvester Stallone! AHA!!!

  13. 13

    klake spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 9:41 pm

    I see the Left-Wings are communicating the best way they can due to being educated in Seattle.Your Teachers would be really proud of your accomplishments in writing skills. Keep up the good work folks and maybe someone will show you up in their writing skill from the Republican side of town.

  14. 14

    Jenna Bush spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 9:53 pm

    SHIT!! Twelve posts and nobody said anything ’bout my pending marriage!

    Well, Daddy said “we” had to do something to stop these media people from chattering about how Daddy fucked up this war, so he said either I gotta get married, or run over Raoul with the car like Mommy did, to make Daddy look good.

    Well, nobody can make Daddy look good. Maybe I can make him look less bad.

    So I’ll marry Henry. He’s okay, I guess. Tiny, tiny cock; but that’s ’cause he’s a Republican. His Daddy was head-assistant-deputy-somethin’ for special education, so he’s used to being around people like Daddy.

    Anyway, the ring is cool. A huge diamond, thanks to Mr. Halliburton. And Henry can put the ring around his cock. But Raoul cleans the pool four times a week. It’ll be fine.

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 10:29 pm

    Looks like another of Mark the Redneck’s heroes is heading for the slammer. Michael Vick is trying to negotiate a plea deal. http://sports.aol.com/story/_a.....2409990007

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 8/16/07 at 10:58 pm

    CIA, Diebold Vandalized Wikipedia Entires

    Here’s another item you won’t find reported in the wingnut-biased U.S. media:

    “Wikipedia ‘shows CIA page edits’

    “By Jonathan Fildes
    “Science and technology reporter, BBC News

    “An online tool that claims to reveal the identity of organisations that edit Wikipedia pages has revealed that the CIA was involved in editing entries.

    “Wikipedia Scanner allegedly shows that workers on the agency’s computers made edits to the page of Iran’s president. … The tool, developed by US researchers, trawls a list of 5.3m edits and matches them to the net address of the editor. …

    “Most of the edits detected by the scanner correct spelling mistakes or factual inaccuracies in profiles. However, others have been used to remove potentially damaging material or to deface sites. …”

    But wait! The CIA isn’t the only outfit vandalizing Wikipedia:

    “In October 2005, a person using a Diebold computer removed paragraphs about Walden O’Dell, chief executive of the company, which revealed that he had been ‘a top fund-raiser’ for George Bush. A month later, other paragraphs and links to stories about the alleged rigging of the 2000 election were also removed. The paragraphs and links have since been reinstated. Diebold officials have not responded to requests by the BBC for information about the changes.”

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6947532.stm

  17. 17

    Daddy Love spews:

    Friday, 8/17/07 at 6:45 am

    It’s Friday, AUgust 17, and don’t think about the deadly heat wave in the South, it’s only going to be 68 degrees heer, so global warming is clearly and EnviroNazi conspiracy to steal our precious bolily fluisd!

    And don’t look at this either:
    http://www.columbia.edu/~jeh1/....._70810.pdf

  18. 18

    Daddy Love spews:

    Friday, 8/17/07 at 6:46 am

    Oh, I forgo to say it:

    Nazi. It’s what’s for dinner.

  19. 19

    Daddy Love spews:

    Friday, 8/17/07 at 6:50 am

    H. Lucy

    I think it’s” “Webley-Vickers,” as in:

    Captain Mitty stood up and strapped on his huge Webley-Vickers automatic. “It’s forty kilometers through hell, sir,” said the sergeant. Mitty finished one last brandy. “After all,” he said softly, “what isn’t?”

  20. 20

    Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 8/17/07 at 2:34 pm

    Amazing how a thread dies when most of the posts are from ASSIE Voice wankers!

  21. 21

    Goldy\'s friend spews:

    Saturday, 8/18/07 at 11:08 am

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