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We’re all under the weather, Carl, except those flying above it.
Oil is up today after the attack on the Saudi production facilities over the weekend. The best course of action for the US is to do nothing. In fact, the best strategy, long term, would be to get out of the Middle East entirely. Having European faces walking around in Islamic lands is,what causes Islamic fanaticism.
@2 Trump is negotiating a deal with the Iranians whereby he’ll provide several Bayliners, they’ll paint Revolutionary Guards markings on them and put political prisoners on board, he’ll use F-18s and missiles to blow them up, MBS will kill a couple more journalists, and everybody will go home happy. A win-win-win all around, unless you’re a political prisoner or journalist.
@2 “Having European faces walking around in Islamic lands is,what causes Islamic fanaticism.”
It would be more accurate to say “Christian faces.” Just ask the Christian Armenians — what’s left of them. Of course, this cuts both ways. Just ask the Muslim Bosnians — what’s left of them.
@2. Hopefully you didn’t vote for this fuck face
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017553119
He says this shit. Obama reaches an accord with Iran. This dipshit pulls out of it, and a war breaks out because he wants it to.
Fuckers voted for this pathetic fuckface
5 – No, I didn’t vote for him.
A political scientist explains why Bernie Sanders could beat Trump. He argues that voters tend to conform their ideologies to candidates they like, rather than the other way around.
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/no-bernie-sanders-elizabeth-warren-aren-t-too-far-left-ncna1054406
Roger Rabbit Commentary: Makes sense. After all, most Republicans weren’t neo-Nazis before Trump, and now most of them are.
@6 In other words, you didn’t vote. You lacked the spine to choose between two unpopular candidates, so you either stayed home or you threw your vote away on a third-party candidate who had zero chance of winning. Blehh. Sure glad I didn’t have to be in a foxhole with you. As a citizen, you’re useless.
@2 Geez, Tom, you’re not as inclusive as you used to be.
“to comprehend, within the mantle of its protection, the Jew and the Gentile, the Christian and Mahometan [Muslim], the Hindoo, and Infidel of every denomination.”
http://tjrs.monticello.org/letter/1399
2,
So you favor racial apartheid.
Question: How do propose to sort people out?
Genetic testing?
So far that hasn’t worked out very well for folks like your buddies Andrew Anglin and Andrew Auernheimer.
This is really who Republicans are now.
6,
Nobody believes you.
It isn’t working.
You need to try something else.
Contrition perhaps?
This is really who Republicans are now.
“This dipshit pulls out of it, and a war breaks out because he wants it to.”
I’m sure by now the surveillance satellite photos have been sharpied to show why 81,000,000 Iranians deserve to be nuked this week.
Prince Bonesaw has commanded that we act, but we need to hear from Putin first before we nuke the fuck out of Iran.
Opening a new account at the bank while black. What was he thinking?? He could have been shot!
“Bank calls cops on black doctor trying to open new account — accusing him of being ‘up to no good’”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/bank-calls-cops-on-black-doctor-trying-to-open-new-account-accusing-him-of-being-up-to-no-good/
7,
That’s how cognition works.
People aren’t rational evidence weighing machines. They are mostly emotional. Absent a concerted effort, people react emotionally to stimuli in real time. Then they recruit rational reasons to explain their emotional reactions. Rational cognition and emotion seem to operate in a kind of continuous feedback loop. In extremes people will adopt completely fabricated core beliefs about themselves or about events in order to rationalize those emotional reactions.
Take “Weev” here, at 2 & 6. Fuckwad who drips with not-so-latent racism and who probably let himself be stampeded into voting for WhitePower! in 2016 because he was angry about something that happened when he was thirteen. Throughout 2016 he channeled white hot fury over Buttery Males and CGI. Then went radio silent in 2017 when his orange God-Emperor and all his minions put launch codes on the dark web using their iPhones to share classified intelligence and hired a corrupt Russian stooge-puppet to be National Security Adviser.
Eighteen months later, with no Koal Jerbs! no “Mexico will paaayyeee!”, and with a Trade War Christmas looming the thrill is gone. And so, like magic, he’s a newly minted EEEN-DEE-PEN-DUNCE who has “deep skepticism”about all political parties. And he “absolutely, never ever”, voted for president NUKETHEHURRICANES!
Sure Jan.
@11 Even taking his word at face value, at best he’s useless. See #8 for explanation.
@12 “I’m sure by now the surveillance satellite photos have been sharpied to show why 81,000,000 Iranians deserve to be nuked this week.”
Not mentioned in your comment, but lurking in the background of all such discussions, is the unlikelihood of American citizens getting off scot-free if we did that. Even if Iran can’t nuke us back right now, eventually someone in the Islamic world would acquire the means and have the motivation to get even.
But I’m sure that’s not on President Bonespur’s radar. He can’t see past next week, so there’s zero chance that he’s factoring in what Iranians and their sympathizers might do to us 5, 10, or 20 years from now.
When the joke just writes itself…
Manhattan DA subpoenaed Trump Org tax returns in relation to if Bush money payments to Stormy Daniels et al, were fraudulently claimed as legal fees.
So not only will Donald be not disclosing his
emolumentsincome taxes in 2020 he’ll have a team of lawyers actively trying to keep them secret.“How much money from your taxes go directly to Donald’s pockets? He thinks you don’t have the right to know.” is probably going to come up.
SNL drops new Comedian. This is only going to create more controversy than the controversy that it was.
Why can’t people just explain why gay people have to be the butt of their jokes. Can’t they be funny and leave the gay people out of it. Just explain why it has to be part of your routine. And maybe just substitute Down Syndrome kids in place, they’re kind of funny looking too!
Or maybe little people – a lot of jokes can be made of those little midgets. How about horse fuckers. Or goat fuckers. Then give him the job back.
“Not mentioned in your comment, but lurking in the background of all such discussions”
Seeing as how it was the head of Homeland Security who stooped to pick up and then knelt to hand to Trump the hurricane map showing Alabama threatened by a Sharpie line, I’d say our country is pretty much fucked.
@20 “I’d say our country is pretty much fucked.”
Oh, you noticed? But it’s not altogether quite as bad as it seems:, in that 63 million of our fellow citizens have it coming. You not only get what you vote for, you deserve what you voted for.
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Hate America & Liars News- Beto O’Liar Proves Never Trust A Demorat. Running For Senate, “If you purchased that AR-15, if you own it, keep it.” Running For President, “Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your AK-47,”
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During an April 2018 interview on The Chad Hasty Show, Democrat presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke claimed people who own AR-15s ought to be able to keep them.
“To be clear, they should have them,” O’Rourke responded. “If you purchased that AR-15, if you own it, keep it.”
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/13/beto-orourke-in-2018-if-you-own-an-ar-15-you-can-keep-your-ar-15/#
Former Congressman Beto O’Rourke’s presidential campaign debuted new merchandise Thursday night designed around his biggest line of the Democratic primary debate.
The campaign’s web store is now selling a shirt with red, white, and blue letters promising widespread gun confiscation.
“Hell yes we’re going to take your AR-15” the shirt reads, followed by the “Beto for America” slogan.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/13/beto-orourke-campaign-sells-hell-yes-were-going-to-take-your-ar-15-shirts/#
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Hate America & Clowns News- Chinabucket Joe Biden-Einstein Comedy Special, “Them Negroes Gotta Learn More Words.”
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“We bring social workers into homes, parents to help them deal with how to raise their children,” Biden suggested.
He continued:
It’s not want that they don’t want to help, they don’t know quite what to do. Play the radio, make sure the television – excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the, the phone, make sure that kids hear words. A kid coming from a very poor school – a very poor background will hear four million words fewer spoken by the time we get there.
https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/14/explicitly-racist-joe-biden-reparations-record-player/
(see also, embedded video)
Yeah, right. Probably would get some type of equestrian disease.
23,
Busted.
Pork Sauce IS The Loon!
I had my suspicions. But that just gave it all away.
You poor, poor pathetic bastard.
24,
It would be a goat cult disease.
I don’t think Bolton and the other chickenhawk warmongers will get their wish. Trump won’t attack Iran. He’s backing off like he always does. He’s a coward, which in his case is a good thing.