I hope you enjoyed the storm. It was rather fun to watch, but it did delay the Reign FC game I was at for longer than we were able to wait. It seems like a good lightning storm is becoming more common in the Puget Sound area than it was when I was growing up. Maybe that’s perception, but I think of those sorts of storms as an East Coast phenomenon.
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They’re also a midwest phenomenon, Carl, with the added bonus of funnel clouds.
No, it’s not “finders, keepers.” That’s not how the law works in this country. Coming into possession of something that doesn’t belong to you doesn’t make it yours. Legally, “finders, keepers” is theft.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/09/us/bank-deposit-error-couple-spending-spree-trnd/index.html
Texass gets hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes. Why anyone lives there is beyond me.
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!
Foul Mouthed Wife
#PresidentPussyAssBitch
An Ohio Militia was startled by a noise in the night and reached for her self defense and fired in the direction of the noise.
Her 18 Year Old daughter who does live in the home will survive the gunshot wound in her upper arm.
@5 Any word on whether daughter will continue to live in the home, or is looking for other digs? And a personal injury lawyer?
@ 5, 6
Now look at accidental lawnmower deaths.
According to Statistics, each year over 800 children in the United Stare alone are run over by riding lawn mowers, and more than 600 of those incidents result in amputations. When it comes to lawnmower deaths, 75 people are killed and 20,000 injured, one in five deaths involving a child.
https://rare.us/rare-news/across-the-u-s-a/teen-lawn-mower-death/
Maybe you two assholes should try taking away our lawnmowers, too. As long as you’re going to poke fun at one type of household accident, let’s see a funny from you two about a child’s limb amputation.
Then we can move to pets and children crushed by their families because the vehicle driven by mom or dad accidentally backed over them. That should be good for a guffaw or two.
You’ve become an asshole, Cz-252. You’re nothing more than that. Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit has never been anything more than that.
So fifteen “deaths involving a child” every year.
And here’s Teh Dumbfuck’s “source” for that sweeping vaguery:
http://enablingthefuture.org/2.....n-the-usa/
Jen Owen, E-Nable volunteer from two years ago who authored that monument to bad science is so far unavailable to clarify and her article cites absolutely no sources whatsoever. And so far the org responsible for publishing it (owned by the author) has nothing to add. So we are left to wonder if “involving a child” meant that a child was killed outright, injured when another person was killed, present when another person was killed, or indirectly related to another person who was killed.
Meh.
Well, we’ll all just have to pretend that bad science can lead to good outcomes. ‘Cause after all, that’s what doctors do nearly every fucking day. So let’s all just pretend that it was fifteen children actually killed by lawnmowers every year in the US.
Compare that to one thousand three hundred children killed by firearms. And almost 6000 treated for gunshot wounds.
GOP logic hasn’t changed. Sobbing Guatemalan four-year-olds in dirty diapers are an existential threat to the United States. While an emotionally unbalanced ego-maniacal dictator with a documented history of gunning down his family members with heavy machine guns who routinely launches ICBMs across the Pacific is NO THREAT.
And of course, riding lawn mowers are more dangerous than AR 15s with double-drum mags and a bump-stock.
Yup.
@7
Triggered.
While we’re on the subject of ‘accidents’…
A San Antonio militia went to the local gun range to actually work on being well regulated but he had some trouble getting his Smith & Wesson back in the holster. Shot himself in the testicle.
There’s a joke here about “This is my rifle this is my gun” and being a little less secure in your manhood and needing to CC and maybe Frankie Valli. I’ll work on it.
Let me know when anyone’s response to a noise in the house is to drive at it on the lawnmower.
9,
The more you trigger him, the Dumbfucker he gets.
Only Rand Paul really knows just how dangerous a riding lawnmower can be… if you’re a total asshole.
Low-hanging fruit plucked from the wingnut tree.
“Sarah Palin’s husband Todd files for divorce because he ‘finds it impossible to live together’”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/sarah-palins-husband-todd-files-for-divorce-because-he-finds-it-impossible-to-live-together/
At least no one got shot. Yet.
“Painful new details emerged Monday about the arrest of Track Palin, who at one point pleaded with his father to shoot him, according to a police affidavit. The document said his father, Todd, was brandishing a gun but refused to shoot.”
https://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-alaska-palin-20171218-story.html
But the day isn’t over with yet.
“Sarah Palin’s former son-in-law posts cryptic meme about ‘protecting his woman’ after Todd files for divorce”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/sarah-palins-former-son-in-law-posts-cryptic-meme-about-protecting-his-woman-after-todd-files-for-divorce/
@7 The racist incel is cranking up the Whataboutism machine with a heavy dose of False Equivalency.
Almost 15,000 homicides in 2017 and 23,000 suicides vs 75 people killed by lawnmower. That’s still terrible but that’s half of 1% of the homicides.
The government is allowed to research what causes riding lawn mowers accidents and implement regulations to lessen them.
https://www.cpsc.gov/s3fs-public/Lawnmowerregulatorysummary.pdf
We need a WELL regulated militia. That’s in the constitution.
@7 You know who has a plan to reduce gun violence?
Elizabeth Warren!
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/8/10/20799151/elizabeth-warren-gun-violence-plan-mass-shootings
I’m sure once she’s president and tackled this, she can work on lawnmower deaths for you.
I see The wicked Witch of Wasilla got canned. mRNA. Family Values living up to the Tepuke standards of America. Maybe she go fuck around with Bristol’s boys.
Even money that Warren already has a plan to reduce riding lawnmower fatalities.
Here’s my plan to reduce gun violence – dress all men in tutus, and make women wear dresses.
While Donald picks a fight with noted model/actress/cookbook author/entrepreneur Chrissy Teigan and her husband over credit for the ‘First Step Act’
Let’s talk about the GOP in getting that passed. Mitch McConnell kept the bill from being voted on for nearly a year and reluctantly allowed it on the last day of a session. After making amendments 12 Republicans and Zero Democrats voted nay. The senate version was then sent back to the house where 36 Republicans and zero Democrats voted nay.
How much help from the libs did you need #PussyAssBitchPresident ?
@7 Wherein a dumbfuck who somehow became a doctor (the people who hand out residencies knew what they were doing when they exiled him to a basement radiology lab where he’d have no patient contact) sees equivalency between a trigger-happy gun nut who shoots her own daughter and lawn mower accidents.
@7 “You’ve become an asshole … Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit has never been anything more than that.”
At least I’m not a stupid asshole who thinks getting shot by your own mother is no different than being run over by a lawn mower.
Although I’ll concede that people who can’t be trusted with lawn mowers shouldn’t have guns, either.
@8 “So we are left to wonder if ‘involving a child’ meant that a child was killed outright, injured when another person was killed, present when another person was killed, or indirectly related to another person who was killed.”
It could mean a child was pushing the mower. It seems logical that parents who let their children play with guns let them play with lawn mowers, too. That’s probably the same 10-year-old you see driving a car down your street.
@9 Maybe he thought he was Wyatt Earp. Mere mortals are supposed to not finger the trigger when unholstering or holstering a gun.
@11 Gotta question the electability of someone whose own husband can’t stand her. And that’s really saying something because he’s a piece of work, too.
@13 If you wait long enough maybe somebody will figure out how to kill 50 people in 5 minutes with a Deere.
How the Current Occupant is responding to the human tragedy and humanitarian crisis in the Bahamas in the wake of Dorian:
“Trump told reporters outside the White House that anyone seeking refuge in the wake of Hurricane Dorian ‘needs totally proper documentation.'”
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/09/politics/donald-trump-bahamas-hurricane-dorian-response/index.html
Of course, there is no documentation that will satisfy a bully who refuses to believe even an official Hawaii birth certificate. Such documentation doesn’t exist.
But Mar-o-Lago is intact. That’s the only thing that really matters.
@25,
Don’t forget to pray for Alabama.
MAGA!
@ 26
How about “Jesus Christ, they’re good.”
42-3 over Duke
62-10 over NM State.
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Hate America & Borders Are Racist News- Demorat Medicare For All Program Hits Snag As Volunteer Pediatrician Loses His Documents, Demorats Respond By Launching “Documents Are Racist” Campaign.
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An illegal alien who has been charged with 16 counts of child sex crimes, including rape and molestation, was previously deported from the United States, Breitbart News has confirmed.
Alejandro Alcala-Avala, a 33-year-old illegal alien from Mexico, was charged with 16 counts of various child sex crimes after being arrested by Pettis County, Missouri, law enforcement officials. The charges include 10 counts of child molestation, two counts of statutory sodomy, one count of first-degree statutory sodomy, first-degree statutory rape, endangering the welfare of a child, and child abuse.
A law enforcement official confirmed to Breitbart News that Alcala-Avala, who had been used the alias “Hermelindo Lorenzo Guapillo-Chavaria,” was deported from the U.S. in 2014 after serving 87 months in federal prison for distributing meth.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/08/previously-deported-illegal-charged-with-16-counts-of-child-sex-crimes/
My thoughts and prayers are with The wicked witch.
How will there be totally proper documentation when the house and every in it blew away? Good luck finding the original birth certificate. Republicans are fucked up if they support this administration.
Demorat Pornstar Party Of Hate America & Russia Collusion News- Americans Flock To Demorats After Russia Collusion Claim Is Proved 100% True.
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In 2018 in the midst of the Trump-Russia collusion hoax the Democrat Party held a ten point favorability average over the Republican party — 53-43.
But now after eight months of liberal insanity with promises to take your guns and cheeseburgers, an unhealty mix of anti-Semitism and annihilation of the economy Democrats have lost their party advantage.
New York Times writer David Leonhardt appears a bit panicked.
A year ago – in the midst of the midterm campaign – Americans viewed the Democratic Party more favorably than the Republican Party. No longer.
It’s time for Democrats to stop messing around with unpopular technocratic ideas. Focus on beating Trump. https://t.co/EWfqpHto6w pic.twitter.com/244yBuKtdP
— David Leonhardt (@DLeonhardt) September 9, 2019
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/09/democrats-2018-party-advantage-completely-disappears-ny-times-hack-very-worried/
Hey racist incel. You gotta apologize for trying to spray squid with the lawnmower and sports deflections?
@11 my god Steve – could you imagine that white trash in the Whitehouse. It sure would have been a fun 4 years (or maybe only 2). Roger worries about The Hump stealing the desk in the Oval Office. One of the Palin members would have hocked for pain killers or booze.
I now have more respect for someone living in Mom’s basement (wink wink).
Anti-Semitic Democrat Valerie Plame will run for Congress.
’cause if there’s one thing Congress needs more of, it’s anti-Semite Democrats.
@34 If there’s one thing Congress doesn’t need, it’s more Republicans.
@30 That’s the point. If an official Hawaii birth certificate isn’t good enough, what could there be in any of those houses that is, even before the storm?
We already know from Puerto Rico’s experience what Trump thinks of hurricane victims and storm refugees: Fuck ’em. Even if they’re American citizens.
If he could build a wall around Baltimore, he would.
Of course, if Mar-o-Lago or one of his other properties got leveled, you can bet he’d rebuild it on the taxpayer’s dime.
Remember Mr. Trump Dynasty? Of course you do, because that was only last week. Well, he’s in the news again, for the usual reasons, to wit, “some Trump advisers have raised concerns about the campaign manager’s business activities and the perception Parscale has been profiting from his close ties to Trump. ‘The President said he was going to drain the swamp. But, turns out, Parscale IS the swamp,’ a long-time Trump adviser said.”
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/09/politics/brad-parscale-trump-campaign-financial-ties/index.html
Now, keep in mind these aren’t Democrats calling Trump’s campaign manager a swamp creature, they’re his allies and confidantes. And if they think the guy is a swamp creature, he probably is.
Trump reminds me of what they said about Nixon: “He promised to get criminals off the streets, and he did! He moved them into the White House.”
There’s nothing new about any of this. The GOP has been a corrupt and criminal organization longer than any living person remembers, going back at least as far as Teapot Dome in the 1920s.
This isn’t Abe Lincoln’s or Teddy Roosevelt’s party anymore, and hasn’t been for over a century.
https://youtu.be/ICW-dGD1M18
@ 40
“My car is fast and my looks are disappearing even faster. Don’t be a dumb Jew – vote for me.”
Valerie Plame Wilson Resigns From Ploughshares Fund After Tweeting Anti-Semitic Article
https://www.thedailybeast.com/valerie-plame-wilson-resigns-from-ploughshares-fund-after-tweeting-anti-semitic-article
@41. Before I could ever agree with you, you would have to first come out against the right wing individuals and groups that are part of your party, that you are silent about, you have no credibility dude. You would see gay people sent off a cliff or high building, as you and the Puffballs rejoiced in.
And don’t give me this bullshit that you don’t care about ones sexuslity, it’s not enough, won’t be enough until you speak out on their behalf for equality and against atrocities..
@41
Chaps your hide doesn’t it?
An attractive woman in a safe Blue district. The D winning the primary will be a Congressman. I know women frighten you.
That ad is already causing some bleeding in the Donald campaign. “Oh yeah, Donald pardons ACTUAL traitors and security risks.”
@ 43
The D winning the primary won’t be Plame.
Remember Sandra Fluke? How about Margaret Cammermeyer?
Being female and semi-famous isn’t enough, thank God. Otherwise Congress would be packed with people with YLB-level intelligence. That is a very scary thing.
I’m fine with an intelligent man or woman winning a safe Democrat seat. It’s the possibility that dumbfucks like Gillibrand or Darcy Burner might be elevated beyond their worth that frightens me.
We sold our second house at the end of last month.
Finally had a chance to celebrate – roast chicken with a tomatillo/scallion verde sauce my wife makes so well, and a QuilCeda Creek 2015 CVR – first of a case we bought a couple of years ago.
Life is good. I’d like to thank YLB’s children for the taxes they will pay to fund our Social Security in the many years to come. I might even toast them for their labors.
@44
Maybe. But I’ve seen her on the TeeVee and she comes across as a well educated professional who has a story to tell.
New Mexico CD-3 Democrats will decide if it’s her. The Republicans are irrelevant. The previous office holder is likely moving up to the Senate.
Mary k can fix that for vote protection and registration canvassers for liberal candidates.. to go with the checks..
thanks mary k.
@41 “my looks are disappearing”
Still looks a lot better than your goat. But I guess if you’re desperate enough, you’ll take whatever you can get.
“My car is fast and my looks are disappearing even faster. Don’t be a dumb Jew – vote for me.”
Seeing as how your 4,000+ pro-Putin’s hashtags gave us, “Jews will not replace us” and an unapologetic anti-Semite in the WH, you whining about anti-antisemitism is a fucking joke. You hate Jews just as much as you hate blacks.
@44 “Being female and semi-famous isn’t enough, thank God. Otherwise Congress would be packed with people with YLB-level intelligence. That is a very scary thing.”
And you’re not the least bit bothered that Duncan Hunter is in Congress.
Wanna know what your credibility is? Nah, I won’t tell you. I’ll let you figure it out.
Yeah. Let’s hear boob give it up for Speakah Pelosi and Senator Patty Murray!
Misogynists across the country have pissed away floods of bile over those two leaders alone. May they waste themselves into the grave.
@45 “I’d like to thank YLB’s children for the taxes they will pay to fund our Social Security in the many years to come.”
I’d like to thank YOU for the taxes you’ll pay on your Social Security income to help fund my tax-free VA benefits. I appreciate your gratitude for my service to our country.
@ 52
Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, it is my sincere hope that you receive the medical care for which the VA is so well known.
It’s your family’s hope, too.
Today was one of those “leave that tab open don’t have time but that’s worth coming back to…”
The Falwell piece is something. HR violations galore (“Hey fellow co-worker did you know I’m going to pork my wife tonight and my dick is so big that sometimes she just can’t handle me?”) and emailing of sexy pics of your wife ‘accidentally’ to University staff. Pretty weird coming from a family values evangelical, eh?
Having your son start a company and with zero prior experience hiring that company to manage commercial real estate for the University.
Weird how that guy you Facebook about boating with and traveling on vacation with isn’t really a friend and paying him $125m for construction on campus RIGHT after he starts a construction business is totally above board.
Loaning your personal trainer the seed money to buy a University owned building at well below market value and single bidding the process too.
This move I agree with. Re-bid the rolling stock contract for the Center City Connector. One of the reasons they went with CAF USA was the issues with the second order from INEKON. I think the Brookville Liberty would be a better option, plus they could work with Sound Transit on maintenance and spares, as Sound Transit boughtvseveral for the Tacoma LINK HILLTOP Extension.
https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/sdot-cancels-contract-to-purchase-new-streetcars/281-ebc93268-13a1-4c61-887a-6039044f4b47
The issue the second order with Inekon had was modification for wireless operations. The Liberty has that capability, and is running in OKC, Detroit, Dallas, Milwaukee, and on order for TACOMA, Portland, and Tempe. Plus, Brookville getting into locomotive and streetcar building and refurbishment was originally a side job, but has turned into a new division, the company originally built mining equipment.
https://www.brookvillecorp.com/streetcar-modern.asp
Again, no credibility coming from your mouth. You’ve proven that you don’t have that same fear when it’s a Repuke.
Hey Bob, my Dad thanks you. He’s a retired letter Carrier. I think he retired at like 55 years old, after 30 years or so service. At 87 years old he’s too stubborn and won’t listen to me or my brother and sister and won’t sell any of the 5 properties that he owns.
I bets he would thank the good doctor that you helped fund his retirement and paid for a few of his bills too. I thank you too, because if it weren’t for that, then maybe I wouldn’t be inheriting some of it.
See socialism really does work well. Bob gets to thank YLB. YLB gets to thank Bob. My Dad gets to thank Bob. And I get to thank Bob. Roger gets to thank Bob. PI gets to thank Mom.
Oh and Bob got to Thank Roger. Now PI’s Mom…..She probably wants everyone to go to hell because of having her Basement so cluttered.
When the racist incel is a taker it’s fine. When anyone else is a taker it’s wrong and he objects to taxes being wasted. Hypocrite.
Reading about how trump has funneled millions into a Scottish airport to keep his golf course from going bankrupt, i am reminded of the endless frothing from Republicans and the racist incel over solodyne. Now… silent
Hypocrites.
34,
All your once lofty pulpits now lie in cum soaked ashes at your feet among a scattering of spent condoms and tattered red hats.
#youbuiltthat