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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 11/9/18, 9:28 am

Jeff Sessions is a piece of shit. Obviously fuck him for ever. And yet, his successor is going to be worse. This seems to be the story of the Trump administration. There is no bottom.

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  1. 1

    WTF!? spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 10:24 am

    The only way to hit rock bottom is to be the top.

  2. 2

    @godwinha spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 10:40 am

    There is no bottom to the failure of Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit’s moronic recommendation of GE as a long-term holding, either.

    GE stock on track for ugliest day in 9 years after JPMorgan warns worst yet to come

    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/ge-stock-price-target-slashed-to-6-from-10-by-jpmorgan-lowest-of-wall-street-analysts-2018-11-09

    Hey, but GE still pays that dividend, amirite?

  3. 3

    @godwinha spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 11:01 am

    Whomever succeeds Sessions, y’all libbies will be prepared for the DOJ to ignore subpoenas from Congress, right?

    Eric Holder set that standard. Get ready to see how it feels from the other side.

  4. 4

    Steve spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 11:07 am

    “y’all libbies”

    Let me guess. That’s how you incels talk when you’re angry.

  5. 5

    Steve spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 11:14 am

    Y’all libbies need to forgive Doctor Dumbfuck his mindless rage. You see, as an incel, he’s never been laid. SAD!

  6. 6

    @godwinha spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 11:16 am

    Angry, Steve?

    Naw. Far from it. In four years we’ve gone from pen-and-phone government to having tax legislation rammed down the throat of the country. I’ve benefitted from all of it but it’s given me some whiplash.

    I’m pleased to see at least two years of divided government ahead. Inertia helps me sleep.

    I’m not at all displeased with the Tuesday election results. And Ginsburg’s still really old.

  7. 7

    @godwinha spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 11:20 am

    Correction to @ 6:

    Steve, when I meant inertia, I’m not referring to filling judicial vacancies with conservative jurists.

    ’cause that’s gonna continue for another six years.

    Democrats will control the House for two years.

    The GOP will control the judiciary for a generation.

    Booker
    Harris

  8. 8

    Dr. Flotsom spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 11:32 am

    The new House might create a bottom. I look for Don to call it a fake bottom. And I suppose he should know.

  9. 9

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 12:41 pm

    5,
    Overall a very bad week for the incels.
    Congress being overwhelmed by the “bitches” and President RageTweet losing his shit and burning what might have been his only way to kill off OSC.

    Forecast is for more anger.

  10. 10

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 12:43 pm

    The seven stages of gun violence
    http://www.stonekettle.com/201.....lence.html

    It is easier for a crazy person to get an automatic weapon than healthcare in America. – Shannyn Moore

  11. 11

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 12:48 pm

    “…libbies will be prepared for the DOJ to ignore subpoenas from Congress, right?”

    Teeing up eight years of SCOTUS review with names like Thomas, Scalia, and Alito on the signature line.

  12. 12

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 12:49 pm

    If you feel sad today, just imagine mike pence swearing in two Women into Congress with the Qur’an.

  13. 13

    WTF!? spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 1:13 pm

    @12

    would be nice if he had to wear a Turban.

  14. 14

    Steve spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 1:52 pm

    “Angry, Steve?”

    Angry? Hell, Scott Walker and Dino Rossi alone are enough to have me ROFL for weeks.

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 2:24 pm

    “The Florida Department of Law Enforcement is not actively investigating any matters related to Tuesday’s election, a department spokesperson said Friday, after it was informed by the Florida Department of State that there have been no allegations of criminal activity.

    “The announcement comes just one day after Florida Gov. Rick Scott — the Republican candidate for US Senate in the state — requested the state law enforcement agency investigate possible fraudulent activity in Broward and Palm Beach counties as his race against Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson appears headed for a recount.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/09/politics/florida-election-no-allegation-of-criminal-activity/index.html

    Pffft. Of course, this was never about seriously investigating the integrity of the election returns. Its only purposes are to throw up obstacles to accurately counting the votes and incite Trump’s mobs.

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 2:26 pm

    The dumbshit @2 should’ve shorted GE at 23 like I suggested, but some people are unteachable.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 2:27 pm

    @3 Wherein the dumbfuck @2 gleefully advocates lawlessness. It makes you wonder if that’s a habit from his Medicare billing days.

  18. 18

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 2:33 pm

    @6 “I’m pleased to see at least two years of divided government ahead. … I’m not at all displeased with the Tuesday election results.”

    Now the dumbfuck @2 and @3 wants us to believe he’s a Democrat.

  19. 19

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 2:35 pm

    @14 Don’t overlook Kris Kobach and Kim Davis. And, although Roy Moore wasn’t running in this election, he wakes up every morning as a private citizen, too.

    Being a Republican isn’t actually all that great these days. But they’ve still got the Senate and Trump’s 39% approval rating to gloat about.

  20. 20

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 2:39 pm

    “Federal prosecutors prepared a detailed 80-page indictment against Michael Cohen that outlined President Donald Trump’s role in directing payments to women to keep quiet about alleged affairs, the Wall Street Journal reported Friday. …

    “Trump was involved in or briefed on nearly every step of the payments that were made to former Playboy model Karen McDougal and adult film actress Stephanie Clifford, who goes by the stage name Stormy Daniels, to keep quiet about their alleged affairs with Trump, the Journal reported, and the US Attorney’s office in Manhattan gathered information about Trump’s participation. The transactions may have violated campaign finance laws.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/09/politics/trump-cohen-payments-women/index.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Trump sure looks like an unindicted co-conspirator to me.

  21. 21

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 4:34 pm

    So, it was confirmed today that Trump was personally involved in paying off those women every step of the way and lied about it.

    What else is new?

  22. 22

    WTF!? spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 6:34 pm

    @21 “What else is new?”

    I was about to say Bob. But nahhhhh. He’s still a Dumbfuck, nothing new there.

  23. 23

    WTF!? spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 6:50 pm

    Hey Bob, I said on the Election Night post that the results of what happen don’t bode well for Republicans or The Hump in 2020.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/trump-celebrated-midterm-results-without-millennials-women-he-could-be-ncna934706

    Looks like I may have been on to something. My thoughts didn’t include any specific reasoning, such as because of Woman and Millennials, but I still had the same Idea.

    I’m trying to say that I am always right, but usually when a thought comes across my mind, I see similar thoughts days later in the media. Again, not trying to say that I am always right, but I told you so.

  24. 24

    WTF!? spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 6:52 pm

    The only way for The Hump and Republicans to do well in 2020 is for The Hump to get to be a little (or a lot since he’s so far right and insane) the middle. Any if not, the other Repukes better start distancing themselves and speaking out against him, otherwise The Repukes are all done.

    They’ll need that Civil War to keep from going extinct.

  25. 25

    Newt Hoenikker spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 8:27 pm

    @2

    GE stock and their dividend is still worth more than your investing advice.

  26. 26

    Trump's weird little penis spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 8:47 pm

    24,
    All their base are belong to Trump!

  27. 27

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 8:47 pm

    @23 Of course, doc will tell us it doesn’t matter that Trump and the GOP are massively unpopular, because only Senate seats and electoral votes matter, viz., even if they can’t govern (and Republicans don’t know how anyway) they still can appoint all the judges, which he apparently thinks is the be-all and end-all of everything.

    Well, as a thought experiment, Nate Silver totaled the House votes for each state and from this extrapolated that if a presidential election were held today the Democrats would get 314 electoral votes and the Republicans 224.

    Fwiw.

    https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-2018-map-looked-a-lot-like-2012-and-that-got-me-thinking-about-2020/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: We can’t take 2020 for granted, but one thing is clear: A solid majority of Americans are very angry about what the GOP has inflicted on us. I’d rather be us than them.

  28. 28

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 9:10 pm

    21,
    Pattern of criminal acts involving David Pecker (co-op agreement), Mr. Safety School, Esq. (co-op agreement), Allen Weiselberg (co-op agreement), and Dylan Howard (co-op agreement).

    Guess who that leaves holding the bag on a RICO charge?

  29. 29

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 9:19 pm

    27,
    Consider that having gargled PornSweat’s Orange Throat Yogurt for two years thus earning himself an endorsement and multiple campaign rally swings, Kobach lost in a state with three registered Republicans for every Democrat.
    #theotherstuff

  30. 30

    I’llHaveAPilsner spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 10:00 pm

    After today’s vote drop Sinema up 20k.

    AZ went blue.

    There was someone on Wednesay that had something to say about how well this went…

  31. 31

    Newt Hoenikker spews:

    Friday, 11/9/18 at 10:47 pm

    @30

    Wasn’t it something along the lines of, “so much winning.”

  32. 32

    Trump's weird little penis spews:

    Saturday, 11/10/18 at 3:32 am

    I need to get myself one of those pink hats!

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