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  2. 2

    @1 Yeah, and things kind of got a little scary on Wall Street to for a minute there. Wonder if it was bomb related.

    Wish me luck – I’m only 2 blocks from the bombs, on W58th.

  5. 5

    Yeah, well, literally no one spent as much as Hillary and her minions did in ’16, either.

    Goldy Retweeted

    Civic Action
    @civicaction
    Over the years, there have been hundreds of campaigns run for and against ballot initiatives in Washington. And in all that time, over all those years, no one, literally no one, has spent as much as out-of-state oil companies have in this case. #YesOn1631 #waelex

  6. 6

    @4

    never will happen – the lotto winner was in South Carolina.

    You dumbfuck.

    How’s your practicing the Nazi Salute? Or did you never lose the ability to do it?

  8. 8

    Damn Democrats – planting bombs all over the place, trying to win an election.

    They’ll do anything to make it look like us Nazis are doing this.

  9. 9

    You have to applaud Hamas for claiming responsibility when they bomb things. But us Repukes – we are closeted bombers.

  10. 10

    Those bombs are really doing a number on Wall Street. Way to sabotage your successfully awesome extraordinaire economy.

    Kaboooom!

  11. 11

    Come on Babbbyyy! Just another 150 or so point and you’ll be down YTD…..you can do it, yes you can! The little train that could!

  12. 12

    Looks like the Democrat Machine will be spending far more money in Minnesota this year than it had planned.

    Keith X is in serious trouble.
    Two US House seats may flip.
    Franken’s Senate successor is far from closing the deal.

    Oh, and Trump didn’t lose MN by much.

  13. 13

    @12 Yeah, your tribe has all the “Fargo” yokels now. I’m impressed. We couldn’t do that, not that we’d want to.

  14. 14

    I’m guessing two people we won’t hear bragging very much on Nov. 7 are Trump and Doctor Dumbfuck. What the hey, they’ll still have their Little Raper Boy on the S.C.

  15. 15

    https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/most-americans-say-their-finances-haven-t-improved-election-n923776

    “A majority of Americans (62 percent) don’t believe their financial situation has improved since the last presidential election, in 2016, according to survey released Wednesday, less than two weeks before the midterms.”
    Yet
    “Of those not satisfied with their finances, less than one-third said they blamed President Donald Trump and the Republican-controlled Congress, according to the survey.”

    I can’t speak for anyone else but my health care increase is going to eat my tax cut and then some.

  17. 17

    I’m losing count of the pipe bombs. Obama, Clinton, Brennan at CNN, Wasserman-Schultz, and Gov. Cuomo was sent one, too. That’s five so far. I predict whoever mailed these will be the first president of the newly formed ADX Florence Bombers Row Republican Club, all of whose members are non-voting.

  18. 18

    @ 14

    I’m guessing two people we won’t hear bragging very much on Nov. 7…

    I’m guessing I’ll wake up happier than you on that date. Although given your ailments you’d probably be happy to wake up at all, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    I’m guessing a devastated YLB will awaken, put on her dressing gown, realize the free shit will be even harder to come by, and wail the question to me again about why I spend time here.

    I’m here to witness YLB’s devastation.

  19. 19

    According to Fox News, the bombs were addressed to Obama, Clinton, Brennan, Cuomo, and Eric Holder, with Wasserman-Schultz’s return address on them, and the one sent to Holder (at a former address) was returned to Wasserman-Schultz. All are constructed similarly to the one sent to George Soros. So that’s six known pipe bombs, which authorities described as “live” and “functional.”

  20. 20

    Our great Republicans will pick up lots and lots of Senate and House seats this year because so many good men (and even a few of their sympathetic wives) are just sick and tired of being accused of raping all the time by these politically correct mobs.

    Men and women are just the way they are! And it is just really very very scary for all these extremist Democrats to try to force their political correctness on everyone and ruin all the good times. Our great country will be ruined if these people succeed in stopping all the “naughty” traditions of fooling around. And really, if you ask me, most women enjoy the attention. It’s fun!

    12,
    This guy gets it!

  21. 21

    Come on Babbbbby! Hang in there. You can do it. Only about 45 minutes left and you can end up in negative territory for the YTD.

    I know you can do it Babbby. Come on, be the little engine that could.

    That’s one stiff little weird penis you got there – maybe a little Viagra will help.

    Right before the election. – Ohhhhza nooooza.

  24. 24

    Demorat Party Of Fake Bombs News– Hillary Catches Trump Planting Bombs In Desperate Attempt To Stop Giant Demorat Landslide–Republican Candidates Disgusted With Trump Bomb Tactics Withdraw From Race
    ———————————
    MSNBC Brings on Hillary Aide to Blame Trump for Mail Bombs

    The Clinton aide went so far as to argue that even if the would-be bomber turned out to be “the most liberal person in America,” Trump would still be to blame: “It doesn’t really matter….there are a lot of people who are living on the edge of sanity in general….And when people in authority kind of lift the guardrails from that, people are gonna act out, and there is no human being more responsible for the climate we’re in than Donald Trump.”
    https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/kyle-drennen/2018/10/24/msnbc-brings-hillary-aide-blame-trump-mail-bombs

    Republican Candidates Take the Lead in Five Key House Races and Tied in Another
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/republican-candidates-take-the-lead-in-five-key-house-races-and-tied-in-another/

  25. 25

    21,
    Viagra is not a great thing for me. My boss used to use pallets of the stuff. But really I hardly ever get out anymore.
    Most of the time it’s to check for scabs, warts, etc.
    The former White House Chief of Staff I should say treated me with tremendous kindness and we really had a very, very beautiful friendly relationship. He was always very helpful for me. When so many of the people who were first here with me in the White House turned out to be very bad people. Not good with the loyalty like they should have been. And Mr. Putin’s penis and I have become good, good friends. Very loyal. But I can’t see him anymore because of Democrats like Bob Mueller and Rod Rosenstein, who I’m told is also Jewish. Which is perfectly fine with me except for the cutting.

    But what are you going to do? You have to trust. I say it all the time. If you want to make deals there’s got to be some trust. If it turns out badly then there isn’t a deal. Because you really have to have trust.
    And that’s really why our great Republicans are going to win very very big in two weeks. You’ll see. Trust. Men are scared of Democrats because there’s no trust. How can you trust? They accuse all the time! For nothing! Really, nothing at all! Just touching or maybe a little kissing. So what? Or grabbing, even. What’s wrong with that? And to accuse just for that? For grabbing? And the anger! So much anger! You just can’t have the trust with all that anger.

    But things are still great because winning! So much winning!

  26. 26

    “President Donald Trump on Wednesday condemned a series of suspected mail bombing attempts against Democratic officials, saying ‘threats of political violence of any kind have no place’ in the U.S.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/24/trump-says-attempted-attacks-on-democratic-officials-are-egregious.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Good for him. He did something right, and didn’t have to think about it for a week first. Give credit where it’s due. Going forward, it might help if he stops inciting angry mobs against Democrats and journalists.

  28. 28

    YESSS!

    YESSS!

    You did it – little engine that couldn’t!

    Closing @ -600….you got it Doctor Dumbfuck.

  31. 31

    “The only language women understand is violence.”

    Well, maybe not all the time. But sometimes that is probably a very true thing. Sometimes the sudden shock of a slap, just a little one, or a little shake, is what they need in order to listen more carefully. They get emotional. They get excited. And really, they stop listening. I’m not saying it. Everyone says it! It’s true! People just think you shouldn’t talk about it. And they’re probably right, you shouldn’t talk about it. It isn’t “nice”. But that doesn’t mean it’s wrong to hit, just a little bit, just to get their attention.
    Everyone knows that.

  32. 32

    @24 My advice to Trump would be, “If you don’t want to be accused of inciting political violence, then stop using rhetoric that tends to incite political violence.”

  34. 34

    Add Maxine Waters to the list of bomb targets.

    Meanwhile, “multiple people” have been shot at a Kroger store in Kentucky, and 1 person is in custody in that incident.

  37. 37

    “Explosive devices and suspicious packages are showing up at the homes and offices of top Democrats, the people who fund them and the press that covers them. Most, if not all, of them have made their way to people and organizations that President Donald Trump despises.

    “Trump has repeatedly called his followers to violence against the people and organizations that were victimized this week. There were no confirmed motives or suspects by Wednesday afternoon. But his violent rhetoric over the past two years has led one of his biggest enemies, CNN, to ascribe some blame for the attacks to the president.

    “In a statement Wednesday, CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker said that Trump and members of the administration ‘should understand that their words matter. There is a total and complete lack of understanding at the White House about the seriousness of their continued attacks on the media,’ Zucker said. ‘The President, and especially the White House Press Secretary, should understand their words matter. Thus far, they have shown no comprehension of that.’

    “House and Senate Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer issued even stronger statements, connecting Trump’s rhetoric to the neo-Nazi violence in Charlottesville, Virginia, last year, as well as to violence against protesters at his rallies and more.”

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mail-attacks-trump-rhetoric_us_5bd09d8ce4b0d38b587f12e2

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Regardless of who’s behind these bombs, or what the motivation is, these folks are right to call out Trump for his hate rhetoric. Even if it turns out he didn’t incite this particular incident, his attacks on the media and Democrats could easily set off crazy people. It’s even worse when he incites with lies, such as his false claim that “Middle Easterners” (implication: terrorists) are mixed into the migrant caravan and Soros is helping them. That’s enough to trigger a madman.

  40. 40

    37,
    Some people say those bombs are “crisis actors”.

    And really, it’s hard to say, isn’t it? I mean, I don’t know who sent these bombs. Do you? Nobody does. We just have no idea. It’s so crazy. But it’s because of all the Democrat anger. Too much anger and extremism from Democrats. And why? Because of beer parties with girls? Really? Or bone saws? I mean what is that? Do you know what a bone say is? I don’t. Nobody does. Or anger because of the deficit? What is that? Is it even real? Do you know? I don’t. Nobody does.

  43. 43

    Today deceased Senator John McCain’s daughter got on television and insisted that receiving a pipe bomb in the mail was exactly the same thing as getting yelled at by constituents in public.

    And presumably somebody, somewhere is comforted by such a statement.

  45. 45

    @44 When two employees can’t get along, standard management practice is to separate them by reassigning the woman to a different office. In this case, the woman is even the party at fault.

  46. 46

    Here is another take on the Bombings.

    Trump was responsible and orchestrated it like any good Dictator would do. So he can then start speaking out about it and denouncing it, pretending that he thinks we should all come together for the betterment of democracy. Convincing his loyal fans that he is a great leader like Putin.

    I think that’s really what is going on here. The Hump administration/mafia orchestrated this thing. How could one individual do all that bomb mailing?

  47. 47

    Interesting that Dr. Dumbfuck has been rather quiet today. I mean he couldn’t eve bitch about GE stock, he must be feeling really blue if GE closing lower can’t even get him up.

  48. 48

    Demorat Party Of Fake Bombs News Update–CBS News Special Report–Trump Admits Part In Bomb Plot, Blames Saudis For Poor Coverup, Trump Insider Overhears Trump Saying; “I should have fired the Saudis after they blew the Kashoggi hit but Jared talked me out of it, obviously Saudis can’t cover up bomb plots worth shit, just look how easily those bombs were found.”
    ————————————
    Speaking in the Oval Office for a bill signing alongside members of Congress, Mr. Trump told reporters he would leave it to Congress to decide how to handle the situation with the Saudis. But he said the Saudis had a “very bad” idea that “should have never been thought of.”
    “They had a very bad original concept,” Mr. Trump said. “It was carried out poorly, and the cover-up was one of the worst in the history of cover-ups. Very simple. Bad deal, should have never been thought of.”
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-declares-khashoggi-cover-up-one-of-the-worst-in-the-history-of-cover-ups/

  50. 50

    48,
    That could be what he said. But it could be something else.
    It’s just so hard for anyone to know, especially me.

    I can hardly hear anything jammed in between my boss’s flabby thighs encased in Depends.

  52. 52

    “President Donald Trump pointed the finger Wednesday night at his opponents and the news media for the turbulent national political environment …. Trump took no responsibility for the tone of the political discourse.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/24/politics/trump-wisconsin-rally-blames-opponents-media/index.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: I don’t have to revoke #26 above. Trump just did it for me. For more comments, see:

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/24/opinions/trump-cannot-unite-us-opinion-dantonio/index.html

    Excerpt: “As President, he has legitimized rage, set the conditions for the danger that is on the rise, and diminished our ability to even engage each other with goodwill and civility. Trump’s rhetoric long ago crossed a line. Now he can never be the leader who can bring us back to where we were before he came along with his diatribes and anger.”

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Leader? He was never a leader. He’s nothing more than a loose cannon.

  57. 57

    There’s no doubt about it. The immigration thing is tough. It’s a tough thing. But we have got to be strong. With my boss, America has always been strong. And we always will be. So it’s tough. But we just can’t have out of control borders. Which is what we’ve had. And it’s terrible. You can see it every day. Out of control. And some of it isn’t going to be nice. Because we have to be tough. And the kids, and with the babies, that’s a tough thing. But what can we do? We just can’t have the crazy, out of control borders like we’ve had. And with the kids it looks bad too. But if we don’t lock them up where is the control? We have no choice. It isn’t nice. It looks bad, not nice. But we have no choice.

    And don’t forget, some of the kids, they’re not so nice. Some of them are real killers. You don’t want them. Believe me you don’t. Not those kids, who really aren’t kids. Not those ones. Animals. Some of them are vicious animals, like dogs. Wild vicious dogs. So we have no choice. And really, it’s for their own good. Because the people they are with are some of the worst ones. The really bad ones. So the kids are better off even locked up. Because what they were with was so much worse. Much, much worse.

    So maybe something bad happens to them, when they get caught. I don’t know. Maybe. Nobody knows for sure. It’s tough, because nobody knows. But maybe. Still, they’re better off. Far, far better off, even if something happened. Which nobody really knows. So we have to be tough. Even with the kids. Which is tough. But we have no choice. Even if something bad happens. Which I don’t know about rape. That would be very, very bad. Especially with kids. But who knows, really, if that happened? Of course it would be a terrible, awful thing. With kids and little babies? I don’t know. Nobody knows for sure. We just have to be tough.

  58. 58

    Man. The fact that Ron DeSantis is the best Republican white dudes could come up with to run for Governor of Florida does not bode well for the future of the GOP.

    Last night’s debate was an absolute bloodbath. I swear DeSantis almost cried. The third largest state. The GOP bet the third largest state on a guy who takes money from the Klan. That’s gonna leave a mark.

  59. 59

    Cannon House office building being evacuated this morning.
    Apparently more right wing bomb threats. Of course members not there during mid term recess. But staff.

    Remember kids: Civility.

  64. 64

    @62 Gillum, as a black politician in a state like Florida, probably knows one when he sees one. If it waddles like a duck, quacks like a duck, and hangs out with ducks …

  65. 65

    Senator Jeff Merkley
    Verified account

    @SenJeffMerkley

    The Southern Poverty Law Center identifies at least seven white supremacist groups that use the word nationalist in their name. @realDonaldTrump, words matter. Nationalism is not the same thing as patriotism.

    10:58 AM – 25 Oct 2018

    1. SPLC put Ben Carson on its Extremists list.

    2. A former Islamic radical named Maajid Nawaz sued the center for including him in its bogus “Field Guide to Anti-Muslim Extremists,” and this week the SPLC agreed to pay him a $3.375 million settlement and issued a public apology.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-southern-poverty-law-center-has-lost-all-credibility/2018/06/21/22ab7d60-756d-11e8-9780-b1dd6a09b549_story.html?utm_term=.7703ad40921b

    3. Retraction and Apology
    In the summer 2008 issue of its Intelligence Report, the Southern Poverty Law Center reported that Guenter Lewy, a professor emeritus at the University of Massachusetts, was part of a network of persons, financed by the Government of Turkey, who dispute that the tragic events of World War I constituted an Armenian genocide. We now realize that we misunderstood Professor Lewy’s scholarship, were wrong to assert that he was part of a network financed by the Turkish Government, and were wrong to assume that any scholar who challenges the Armenian genocide narrative necessarily has been financially compromised by the Government of Turkey. We hereby retract the assertion that Professor Lewy was or is on the Government of Turkey’s payroll.

    To our knowledge, Professor Lewy has never sought to deny or minimize the deaths of Armenians in Ottoman Turkey; nor has he sought to minimize the Ottoman regime’s grievous wartime miscalculations or indifference to human misery in a conflict earmarked by widespread civilian suffering on all sides. What he has argued in his book, The Armenian Massacres in Ottoman Turkey: A Disputed Genocide, and elsewhere is that the present historical record does not substantiate a premeditated plan by the Ottoman regime to destroy because of ethnicity, religion, or nationality, as opposed to deport for political-military reasons, the Armenian population. In this view, he is joined by such distinguished scholars as Professor Bernard Lewis of Princeton University. As additional troves of archival information come to light, Professor Lewy advocates greater study of this contentious subject.

    We deeply regret our errors and offer our sincerest apologies to Professor Lewy.

    https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/2008/state-denial

    Not having done sufficient damage to its caucus in the Kavanaugh hearings, Senate Democrats continue to beclown themselves.

  66. 66

    Who else can’t wait for November 6th?

    Ronna McDaniel✔
    @GOPChairwoman
    New polls show voters are rejecting Chuck Schumer’s Democrat allies in Senate races all across the country:
    #NDSen: Cramer +16#MOSen: Hawley +7#NVSen: Heller +6#TXSen: Cruz +5#INSen: Braun +4#WVSen: Morrisey +2

    Let’s keep this momentum going!

    5:28 PM – Oct 24, 2018

  67. 67

    Looks like Megyn Kelly is on her way out at NBC. I wonder if she gets her $23 million a year anyway?

  68. 68

    @65(1) Merkly is right. Being a nationalist doesn’t necessarily make a person a patriot. Being a white nationalist, however, does make a person a racist.

    @65(2) The SPLC never had any credibility in Marc A. Thiessen’s eyes, so this is neither news nor useful information. To understand why, simply read his Wiki bio:

    “Marc Alexander Thiessen (1967) is an American Republican author, columnist, and political commentator. He served as a speechwriter for United States President George W. Bush (2004–09) and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (2001–06). Thiessen’s articles have appeared in the Los Angeles Times, National Review, The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, The Weekly Standard, USA Today and other publications. He has also appeared on Fox News, CNN, NPR, and other media outlets. His one book is a defense of the enhanced interrogation techniques used by the CIA under the George W. Bush administration.”

    If you judge an organization by who its enemies are, with his background, this op-ed should be interpreted as a ringing endorsement of the good work SPLC does at ferreting out hate groups and haters.

    @65(3) Don’t hold your breath waiting for Trump to retract anything, ever. And then, of course, you have dumbfucks like we-know-who who criticize groups like SPLC for their occasional mistakes but are utterly silent about the dozens of lies Trump spews every fucking day.

  69. 69

    @66 The nice thing about being a dumbfuck is that if you don’t like what legitimate polls are telling you, it’s easy to fall back on an objective source like the mouthpiece for the RNC.

    I’m not saying these Democrats will win their races. The GOP could pick up a couple Senate seats this cycle. In fact, I’d argue there’s something seriously wrong with them if they don’t, given that Democrats are defending 23 seats to their 9. Nate Silver gives the Dems only 1 in 6 odds of retaking the Senate this year. The path gets much easier for them in 2020, regardless of how the presidential odds stack up then.

  71. 71

    67,
    She’ll be offered a very generous “separation” package in lieu of costly and very drawn out litigation and she’ll take it because anything else is incredibly stupid. And while Ms. Kelly is a very stupid person, she has probably retained adequate counsel. And so far as we know, nobody at Comcast ever traded her a blowjob for a promotion.
    Tits up! Hair back!

    And thus another Podcast is born.

  72. 72

    @ 67, 71

    The full $69M is payable.

    I watched the clip. It wasn’t exactly Michael Richards or Jimmy the Greek territory. It wasn’t Roseann territory.

    Lotta money to pay for insufficient sensitivity.

  73. 73

    Speaking of failed television personalities, on Tuesday Dan Rather’s interview of two of the original Kansas band members will be aired on something called AXS TV.

    Carry on wayward sons and YLB.

  74. 74

    69,
    Perhaps more interesting is that the RNC finds it necessary to run push polls like these in a year where, as you say, they have the deck stacked in their favor like never before.

    And a whole bunch of these polls were piled up and waiting to go into the field following the Quaaludes McDateRape confirmation, but long before the the credible reports of drunken gang bangs emerged.

    #TheGreatArousal

  75. 75

    @ 74

    You want interesting, look at what just happened in Michigan.

    Stabenow up only 7 in a poll which had her up 23 a month ago.

    Maybe Kid Rock shoulda run after all.

    Dems are playing some serious defense in some unlikely places. Although Trump did kick Hillary’s ass in Michigan. And in Pennsylvania. And in Wisconsin.

  77. 77

    Apparently the post office lost a package.

    It was a bomb intended to be delivered to Joe Biden.

    Bet it was misplaced by one of the government employees at a post office in Scranton, PA. That’s where I’d look first.

  78. 78

    Demorat Party Of Fake Bombs News–Breaking– Trump Escalates Terror-Bombings, Launches Drone Strikes Against Gov. Cuomo, Cuomo Deploys National Guard
    —————————-
    Some social media users mocked New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo when, an hour after he falsely named himself a possible victim of an attempted bombing, he deployed the National Guard to various points across New York City.“Public safety is our number one priority, and we are taking all necessary precautions to ensure the safety and security of New Yorkers,” he said in a statement posted Wednesday afternoon.

    Earlier in the day the governor announced during a press conference that his Manhattan office had received a [drone USB drive attack].“A device has been sent to my office in Manhattan, which we were just informed about, and that device is also being handled,” he said. “Again, this is a situation. A number of devices have been sent. They’re being handled. We wouldn’t be surprised if additional devices are sent, and the device that has been sent to my office has been identified and is being handled as we speak.”

    The New York Police Department later confirmed that the “device” was just a letter and USB drive.“The earlier suspicious package at Governor Cuomo’s office in midtown has been cleared by NYPD personnel. It was unrelated. And there was no device of any kind,” NYPD spokesman J. Peter Donald wrote on Twitter.
    https://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/10/25/a-bit-dramatic-cuomo-mocked-for-deploying-national-guard-to-nyc-streets-after-false-bomb-scare-686892

  79. 79

    @ 78- So 10 of 11 reported bombs were confirmed and you are going with the “fake bomb” narrative?

    Probably also buying into the “Trump is the victim” line as well.

  80. 80

    And about Trump, why won’t he call this domestic terrorism? Because it is likely caused by one of his supporters?

  81. 81

    @71 Actually, she’s “smart” by Fox standards, which makes you wonder why she ever worked there.

  82. 82

    @75 We’ll take a 7-point win. Are your horses lonely? I hear them neighing. Have you visited the barn yet this morning? Better keep ’em happy or they’ll find themselves another stallion.

  83. 83

    @77 Here’s Doctor Dumbfuck making light of a terrorist mailing a pipe bomb to a former Vice President of the United States. You know, because he’s a dumbfuck with no sense of propriety. That’s why they made him a radiologist. Because radiologists never see patients.

    But — while it wouldn’t seem possible — even Doc is out-moroned by the moron @78. See #84 for further explanation.

  84. 84

    @78 If you truly believe those bombs are fake, then feel free to play hackysack with one of them.

  85. 85

    78,
    There could be some bombs, or “devices” which I think is the correct term. But who knows? It’s all very confusing. But a terrible, terrible thing. And people a scared. Very scared. Especially men. Because of the anger. Angry Democrats everywhere. Yelling at men. For nothing. Nothing at all, really. Maybe some grabbing. Or whatever. But nothing, really. And still so much anger from the Democrats and the FAKE NEWS.

    So we just have to get used to the bombs. Because we can’t let the terrorists or the angry Democrats win!

  86. 86

    Demorat Party Of Fake Bombs News–Seattle Jerksov Weakly Giant Trump Bomb Plot October Surprise Special- SJW Senior Reporter Roger Rabbit Obtains Explosive Bombshell Interview With Debbie Washerperson-Shultz
    —————————–
    Rabbit- Ms. Shultz, your name and address was found on the Trump Bombs, can you explain that?
    Washerperson-Shultz- Yes.
    Rabbit- Well spit it out, I need to change my Depends.
    Washerperson-Shultz- I answered my doorbell and a man in a black sheet said ‘Trick-or Treat.’ When I told him it wasn’t Halloween yet he jumped on me and started rubbing me all over, then he left without even kissing me.
    Rabbit- Did you tell your friends about this?
    Washerperson-Shultz- No, it was nothing to brag about, he didn’t even get my bra off.
    Rabbit- Aren’t you forgetting something Ms. Shultz?
    Washerperson-Shultz- Oh, I forgot to mention that it was Brett Kavanaugh; he was drunk and I’ll never forget that beer breath of his, but I think he had clean underwear at least.
    Rabbit- Do you remember anything else Ms. Shultz?
    Washerperson-Shultz- Oh, and he made me fill out some mailers to my friends; he said it was for Halloween gifts.
    Rabbit- Isn’t there something else you remember?
    Washerperson-Shultz- Oh, and I didn’t say anything until I saw my name on the Trump Bombs and then I knew it was important.
    Rabbit- Thank you Ms. Shultz, I know this has been difficult for you.
    Washerperson-Shultz- Yes, it’s been terrible. Why didn’t you change your Depends before my interview?

    BTW-With apologies to RR.

  87. 87

    Let’s see if Doctor Dumbfuck and his tribe can draw a full house out of this hand:

    “The nonpartisan Cook Political Report and Inside Politics rated 65 Republican seats and only 6 Democratic seats as either being ‘tossups’ or only ‘leaning’ toward one or the other party.”

    https://www.brookings.edu/blog/fixgov/2018/10/24/what-fec-filings-can-and-cant-tell-us-about-the-election/

    For more discussion of “wave” dynamics, see …

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/25/politics/house-2018-midterm-election/index.html

  88. 88

    @86 You should submit that script to SNL. They’ll pay you if they think it’s good enough to air.

  89. 89

    When it’s finally safe for lawmkers to return to Washington it will be a very good time to try to get the one trillion dollar defict reduced by cutting back on health care.

    Bomb attack injuries are a pre-existing condition.
    So are birth defects, heart murmers, and pregnancy. But $20 for each ofice visit will be covered including parking and bus fare.
    And you’ll be completely free to shop around to whichever doctor, or faith healer you like!

  91. 91

    86,
    Fascinating peek into the retarded inner workings of the GOP violent tribal hate system. Thanks.

    Wasserman Schultz lost her leadership positions more than two years ago. Whatever her past roles, she is about as relevant to the current national political dynamic as Michelle Bachman.

    The reason she is one of the foci of their mindless impotent rage and defective bomb plots is simply because that is what the alt-rage media puppet masters decree. No doubt her <<<>>> tests well. Triggering their “arousal” and softening resistance to appeals for donations, “nutraceuticals”, and gold-buggery.

    Such pathetic pieces of shit.

    But it certainly emphasizes the crucial role that alt-rage media play in defining their hatred for them. It might just as easily been focused elsewhere. They’ll do as they’re told. And the bombs will go out accordingly.

  94. 94

    Chuck Todd now wondering if NBC was insufficiently skeptical of obvious lies.

    Chuck Todd
    Verified account

    @chucktodd
    1h1 hour ago
    Chuck Todd Retweeted NBC Investigations
    Was this an intentional attempt to mislead our reporters? Evidence points that way…Chuck Todd added,
    NBC Investigations
    Verified account

    @NBCInvestigates
    From @tvkatesnow and @annaschecter As Chuck Grassley accuses Julie Swetnick of misleading Congress, new questions are being raised about Michael Avenatti’s claims regarding Brett Kavanaugh. http://www.nbcnews.com/politic.....gh-n924596 …

  95. 95

    For an activity supposedly ‘exceedingly rare’, we’re certainly seeing an awful lot of articles about voter fraud.

    Former Democratic Party leader paid women in alleged Tarrant voter fraud ring, AG says

    A Fort Worth woman recently indicted on voter fraud charges paid others involved in the scheme with funds provided by a former Tarrant County Democratic Party leader, court documents filed this week say.

    After learning about a state investigation, Leticia Sanchez — one of four women arrested and indicted on voter fraud charges — allegedly directed her daughter to send a text message to others in the scheme, urging them not to cooperate with investigators, state officials say.

    The allegations are made in the state’s notice of intent to introduce evidence in Sanchez’s criminal case, where state officials say she was among those who collaborated to vote for certain down-ballot candidates with a number of north side residents’ mail-in ballots.

    https://www.star-telegram.com/news/politics-government/election/article220540115.html

  96. 96

    Probably no truth to the rumor that Keith X has contacted ‘froggy for job-seeking advice should he lose his Minnesota AG race.

  97. 97

    @95 Haven’t you recycled that same case a couple dozen times now? Isn’t it time to get a new one? Oh wait, they’re not all that common, so that could be hard.

  98. 98

    Vote fraud versus voter fraud.
    No difference, right?
    I guess that’s why we have to demand these DNA tests, fingerprints, and seven pieces of state issued photo id.
    Tough deal. But we have no choice. Not if were going to win!

  99. 99

    92,
    Oh, did your “feels” get a boo boo snowflake?

    Sorry. Don’t really know what to tell you. Maybe you could start by just getting the fuck out of The Inland Empire. It just isn’t realistic. That’s someplace to move to after you’ve made enough money to retire comfortably. Not before. Don’t take my word for it. Ask Teh Dumbfuck. He gets it. Even if he doesn’t get anything else.

  101. 101

    A lot of us would probably survive a nuclear exchange. It would be tough. But probably we would. And we would win. And the other guys would be very sorry they messed with us, that’s for sure.
    We shouldn’t be afraid. It would be tough. But we would win big. The win will be beautiful.

  102. 102

    99:

    1. “Snowflake” is a term that applies to younger folks in YOUR crowd, McFuckhead. It certainly doesn’t apply to me.

    2. There’s no way in Hell that I’ll ever get my “feels” hurt by anything you and the rodent have to say on any subject. You’re both a pair of elitist cocksuckers who should be publicly flogged at Pike Place Market and then have one of those salmons that the guys toss around shoved up your ass.

    3. From time to time, I like to put your quote (yes, you’re responsible for those words @92) to remind you and everyone else that you are all a bunch of arrogant cocksuckers who mistakenly think they’re better than everyone else on the planet.

    4. So, keep up with your foolish, idiotic condemnation of the farmer from Ohio or the factory worker from Wisconsin, and you’ll be personally responsible for getting Trump re-elected. Every time you refer to these folks as “sister-fuckers” and “hillbillies,” you’re helping Trump 2020. Go ahead – continue being a fucking idiot. After all, you’re an “…affluent, elite, healthy, and highly educated coastal progressives.”

    Disclaimer: I didn’t vote for Trump in 2016, and I won’t vote for him in 2020 either.

    P.S. – I don’t live anywhere near the Inland Empire.

  103. 103

    @102(1) Nobody has a patent on the English language, twerp.

    @102(2) Don’t take it so personal. It’s just business.

    @102(3) We reserve the right to tell you you’re wrong when you’re wrong.

    @104(4) We’re into brotherly love, and all that, but … Golden Rule, pal. They started it. We’ll stop when they do. You didn’t really expect us to sit quietly when they called us “traitors” back in ’03, or when Trump calls us “enemies of the people,” did you? C’mon. Really? Get serious.

  104. 104

    102,
    Oh my!
    Precious is TRIGGERED!
    I don’t think I’ll respond in numerical order because I doubt it can count.
    Raging about all the youngs taking away your privilege must be so exhausting. It’s just no wonder you must resort to violence and political assasination. But you have to admit, it really is ironic how easily manipulated you and all your fellow aggreived white old men are turning out to be. Not only did you allow teams of pimply Moldovan teens working for beets and refurbished flip phones control your vote, but now you’re even letting them misdirect your fire. Debbie Wasserman Schultz? Softening the wrong beach dumbshit.

    Look, for anyone as obviously stupid as you are it’s only natural that everyone else seems “elite”. But you don’t have to be so eager to demonstrate it each and every day. And simpering and pleading for Real Americans to forgive your treason and join you in pretending it didn’t happen only makes it worse. You betrayed your country in exchange for permission to tell Amos and Andy jokes in the break room and make degrading comments to the bikini baristas who serve you your coffee.

    It was not a good bargain. But after all is said and done you have only yourself to blame. You’ve had five decades to get right with the future. You wasted all that time crushing Oxy, mocking the poor, and confusing fictional characters like Archie Bunker and Roseanne Connor for the heroes of their stories.
    Time’s up.

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