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Open Thread 8-5

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 8/5/14, 6:49 pm

– Light on a dark moment in U.S. history: Bainbridge Exclusion Memorial

– All on social media, people kept telling me I should vote today, but I voted several days ago.

– If people don’t want to be accused of waging a war on women, maybe they should stop.

– TV news sure is car-focused. And specifically angry drivers focused.

– Photos from the Mars Hill Church Protest in Bellevue

– NPI’s 11th anniversary picnic is coming up.

– Good job, Lego.

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  1. 1

    Jack spews:

    Tuesday, 8/5/14 at 6:58 pm

    In regard to all the kids coming across the southern border, why not transfer some of those kids to other nations like Norway, New Zealand or Poland? Heck, those countries could raise and nurture those kids, too.

  2. 2

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Tuesday, 8/5/14 at 9:38 pm

    Seems Obummer’s military bungling has killed a major general in Afghanistan! That hasn’t happened since Vietnam!

    Meanwhile Obummer’s peeps say the Afghan army is getting stronger. Didn’t they say the same thing about Iraq’s before ISIS kicked it’s ASS?

  3. 3

    Rujax! Proudly Calling Out the Idiot Puddypissypants Since 2007. spews:

    Tuesday, 8/5/14 at 10:46 pm

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....52525.html

    Five major generals were killed in Vietnam, the last Maj. Gen. John Albert Dillard, whose helicopter was shot down.

    There’s liars, motherfucking LIARS, and then there’s the nihilist puddypussypissypants.

  4. 4

    Rujax! Proudly Calling Out the Idiot Puddypissypants Since 2007. spews:

    Tuesday, 8/5/14 at 10:59 pm

    http://crooksandliars.com/2014.....and-gender

    Allen West Plays 2016 Race And Gender Cards Early

    By karoli August 5, 2014 12:02 pm

    He went on to accuse Democrats of only nominating people of color and women to run for office so they can then smear their detractors as bigots: “I think that’s why the left wants to run a female, be it a Hillary Clinton or an Elizabeth Warren, because if you don’t stand up for them then you’re a sexist and a misogynist, and then they’ll run Julián Castro as the first Hispanic president because then you’re a xenophobe, who knows, it just goes on ad nauseum ad infinitum.”

    Former holder of the prestigious “America’s Dumbest Congresscritter Award” (now proudly held by Louis Gohmert (R-Batshit Crazy)),West a war criminal and all around loony-toon, is a Black guy who will run for President from an overwhelmingly white political party. This clown says that the DEMS are running token women and minorities for office. Dude Must be getting deliveries from Washington (State) or Colorado.

    Like Karoli said “Allen West is gearing up to be the Herman Cain of 2016 — without the comic appeal.”

  5. 5

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 1:12 am

    @2 One of the features of serving in a war zone is that you can get shot, idiot. It’s a risk every deployed soldier faces regardless of rank or job function. But I don’t expect a civilian with no experience of war or military operations, like you for example, to appreciate that reality of military life and service.

  6. 6

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 8:07 am

    NoBalls IDIOT Wabbit @5 is still on the wrong “warpath”. It really sux to be forgetful and senile.

  7. 7

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 8:10 am

    Oh my goodness,

    rujaxoffallthetime can’t read… Puddy submitted <That hasn’t happened since Vietnam!

    rujaxoffallthetime submits…

    Memo to some other left wrong DUMMOCRETIN: Please explain the issue to rujaxoffallthetime! He’s tooooooooooo stooooooooooooooopid for Puddy!

    Sux to be rujaxoffallthetime!

  8. 8

    Libertarian spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 8:17 am

    @2,

    All the more reason to simply leave Afghanistan and the rest of the Middle East.

  9. 9

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 8:18 am

    Haaretz, clueless crazed visa stamp Hamas loving cretin arschloch’s favorite left leaning Israeli web rag… doesn’t like Dennis Prager’s 6 minute video about the truth in the Middle East… http://www.theblaze.com/storie.....-by-storm/

  10. 10

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 8:28 am

    Wow Puddy did forget rujaxoffbutnothingappears and crooksandliars,

    Allen West nails it again about DUMMOCRETINS. It’s always the race game! Allen has identified the main problem with anyone disagreeing with a DUMMOCRETIN on their policies!

    BTW rujaxoffbutnothingappears, where Puddy is now is one of the best vacation sites in the world. Just a little more than an hour northwest of the Petronas towers. God provides when you give God his due first!

    Butt, as always, it sux to be rujaxoffbutnothingappears.

  11. 11

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 10:36 am

    @6 Civilian calls Vietnam veteran “No Balls;” hilarity ensues. Do you hear them laughing at you, putz?

  12. 12

    Ekim spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 11:06 am

    Where GOATSEBOY is now is one of the best vacation sites in the world. Just a little more than an hour northwest of the Petronas towers. SATAN provides when you give SATAN his due first!

    Sacrifice of your first born perhaps?

  13. 13

    czechsaaz spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 11:51 am

    “Alan West nails it again.” That’s easily going to be the funniest thing I hear all week. Alan West, you mean the guy who was fined $5,000 by a military court and re-assigned.

    “WE ALSO SHOULD BE CENSORING THE AMERICAN NEWS AGENCIES”

    That Allen West? When’s he going to nail something the first time? Outside the less than 1% of American’s who listen to right wing radio daily, Allen West is widely regarded as an utter buffoon. So I understand why he’s your character’s hero.

  14. 14

    Better spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 4:04 pm

    http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/data/orders.php
    I did not know that Total Executive Orders…
    Ronald Reagan Total 381
    Barack Obama Total 183
    I should have remembered that from the impeachment of Reagan they had.

  15. 15

    Teabagger spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 5:20 pm

    First – anyone considering to buy a Microsoft Surface Tablet – save your money. Mine crashes every time I open the IE Web browser. It’s a frustrating piece of shit.

  16. 16

    Teabagger spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 5:23 pm

    Campus rape really hasn’t been getting the news it deserves. Why? And the second thing is that I am surprised Obama isn’t to blame. Surely him evolving on Marriage Equality has got to be the reason why people are raping each other in college. Right Puffy, you blaming Obama for the General’s death in Afghanistan wouldn’t be far from blaming Obama for all the College Campus rapes going on. But in reality, maybe you are to blame.

  17. 17

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 5:37 pm

    you blaming Obama for the General’s death in Afghanistan wouldn’t be far from blaming Obama for all the College Campus rapes going on. But in reality, maybe you are to blame.

    Man the empty tea bag with the puffy butt gleeeeeeeeeeeman can’t remember anything on this blog during the Blame Bush BDS years. Except most of the shit happening now during Obummer’s tenure as preznit is waaaaaaaaaaay worse!

    Obummer has calmed the seas by taking everyone out of them!

  18. 18

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 5:42 pm

    Well NoBalls IDIOT Wabbit,

    This civilian as you call Puddy was sworn in to the United States Navy many years ago. So keep screaming about nuthin NoBalls because Puddy volunteered, and you are becoming nuthin in God’s scheme of this world!

    Sux when the truth cuts like a knife right NoBalls?

    A beautiful sunny day here as the waves lap on the beach!

  19. 19

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 5:44 pm

    ekimgoatsucka has real Psych 101 projection problems. Too bad the being he worships directs his thoughts 24×7 on this blog!

    ekimgoatsucka when you ad hominem attack Puddy you’ve lost the argument!

    Thanks for playing.

  20. 20

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 5:58 pm

    Well well well,

    This is what libtard DUMMOCRETINS have brought to America with their silliness… http://www.infowars.com/cop-if.....t-have-to/ If police departments all over America take this attitude in a very BLUE DUMMOCRETIN voting state, what hell will be in your future when you are pulled over for speeding, etc.?

    Maybe that’s the attitude of that Seattle police officer HA DUMMOCRETIN heads introduced everyone to last week!

    Great going libtards!

  21. 21

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 6:09 pm

    Meanwhile a new libtard msm email that explodes Journolist out of the water with it’s membership! http://eagnews.org/1000-member.....uncovered/ Puddy always wondered how libtards would jackboot goosestep frogmarch with their word of the day ever since Journolist “died”. Now we know the truth.

    Truth about DUMMOCRETINS always finds the light of day!

    So Goldy are you a member? Carl? Da Perfessa Darryl? Is this where HA get’s it’s memes and themes?

  22. 22

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 6:13 pm

    Looks like more friends of some HA DUMMOCRETINS are into religious cleansing… Thanks to Obummer for not taking care of ISIS… Oh well they are only Iraqi Christians, shot in their face by some of your friends. http://www.theblaze.com/storie.....w-anybody/

    Hmmm…

    Daily Kooks carry this?
    Crooksandliars carry this?
    MediaMorons carry this?
    ThePukeMasters carry this?

    “You know I love to show photos but the photo I was sent today was the most awful I have ever seen. A family of 8 all shot through the face laying in a pool of blood with their Bible open on the couch,” he wrote. “They would not convert it cost them [their] life. I thought of asking if anybody wanted to see the picture but it is just too awful to show to anybody.”

    ekimgoatsucka’s master is hard at work again! So much for your love and support of them!

    And of course Obummer is MIA over this cruel and act of hatred!

  23. 23

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 6:21 pm

    Atheist and Israel haters like checkmate will definitely hate this… “The Hand Of God” http://www.wnd.com/2014/08/han.....-into-sea/

    “When a person is in a life-threatening situation he connects with his deepest internal truths, and when that happens, even the biggest atheist meets God,” he said, claiming soldiers see so many miracles, “it is hard not to believe [in God].”

  24. 24

    Better spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 8:43 pm

    Is puddy trying to be the mother from the Manchurian candidate? “There are liberals at the Huffington post! It’s a scandal! …57 of them “

  25. 25

    Ekim spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 9:43 pm

    GOATSEBOY is always amusing in a sick sort of way.

    GOATSEBOY was a cheerleader for THE SHRUB when THE SHRUB invaded Iraq for oil. GOATSEBOY was a cheerleader when thousands of Iraqis were maimed and killed by our bullets and bombs. GOATSEBOY was a cheerleader for a war that cost us our own maimed and killed soldiers. GOATSEBOY was a cheerleader for a war that cost us hundreds of billions of dollars.

    But now GOATSEBOY screams bloody murder because Obama didn’t protect 8 Christians in Iraq? How Christian of him.

  26. 26

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 10:14 pm

    If Puddy is captured by extremists in Malaysia I don’t think our government should trade more than five terrorists for him. He’s certainly not worth any more than Sgt. Berdahl.

  27. 27

    Ekim spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 10:24 pm

    GOATSEBOY Hand of God post is also amusing and also telling. From his link:

    More claims of divine intervention are being reported in the ongoing conflict between Israel and Hamas, with an operator of Israel’s Iron Dome missile-defense system saying he personally witnessed “the hand of God” diverting an incoming rocket out of harm’s way.

    The rockets Hamas is firing are cheap. Around $500 to $1,000 each. The Iron Dome missiles the Israelis use are similar to our Sidewinder missiles in size, sophistication and probably cost. (Israel won’t say how much. Probably because we foot the bill for them.) Sidewinders cost upwards of $400,000. Assuming a similar cost then that Israeli defense battery shot off 3 missiles costing around $1.5 million at a $1000 missile and MISSED each time. Then God takes a hand and diverts the missile. Cost to us? $0.

    So GOATSEBOY, is the lesson here we should bow out and let God and Israel handle the situation? Then we could divert all that money to protecting our borders from invading hoards of 6 year old children.

  28. 28

    Ekim spews:

    Wednesday, 8/6/14 at 10:35 pm

    If GOATSEBOY is captured by extremists in Malaysia he becomes their problem. But we could let them know he hates Muslims with a passion.

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 8/7/14 at 1:26 am

    @18 I can’t visualize you on a ship. You’d drive your shipmates up the bulkhead and they’d pitch you overboard within a week.

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