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It’s not on their website, but KUOW had a piece on the band Thunderpussy. It was fantastic how many times they said it. I have no idea who in standards and practices approved it, but all the kudos.

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  1. 1

    I can’t believe how many times WSJ used some variation of the term ‘prick’.

    The Wall Street Journal
    ✔
    @WSJ
    A worker pricked by a syringe and blood splattered on the walls. Starbucks faces the daunting task of cleaning up its now-public bathrooms https://on.wsj.com/2GLOuBH

    12:00 PM – May 24, 2018

  2. 2

    Rose speaks to YLB:

    rose mcgowan
    Verified account

    @rosemcgowan
    Hi everyone, I know your idols are falling, I know it hurts to be disappointed, but imagine if that person you thought you knew from his image sexually harassed you. Stay the course, we will be better for this societally. The conversation must be had. #MorganFreeman

    10:56 AM – 24 May 2018

  3. 3

    Homeless people need nookie, too.

    3. Earlier this month, a woman was the victim of a brutal rape by a stranger in the restroom of a car dealership in Ballard. (Most rapes occur in people’s homes and are committed by men who are known to their victims.) Much of the media, and certainly many members of the public, have fixated on the fact that the man was homeless, suggesting that women are at particular risk of being raped by homeless strangers in Seattle due to policies the city council has adopted.

    https://thecisforcrank.com/2018/05/24/morning-crank-why-is-the-mayor-allowed-to-dictate-the-law/

    I wouldn’t say ‘particular’ risk. I’d say greater risk.

  9. 9

    Should “pussywillow” and “pussycat” be banned?

    Reminds me of the old joke about two first-graders walking home from school. One of them says, “I found a condom on the patio!” The other replies, “What’s a patio?”

  10. 10

    @2 “I know your idols are falling”

    You don’t have to worry about that, doc. Horses know what you are.

  11. 11

    @6 Imagine how much more peaceful the Middle East might be if Palestinians had jobs, hospitals, and medical care in a country of their own if both sides settled for that arrangement.

  12. 12

    @7 Last I looked, Trump’s economic renaissance was down by another 75 Dow points today.

  15. 15

    Did anyone hear that the Democrats lost a PA state House seat to the GOP last week?

    That seems relevant, no?

  16. 16

    Well that’s awkward. Someone dug up a tape of speaker Paul Ryan literally saying, “the tax cuts will keep good paying jobs like Harley Davidson in America.“

    Now that Harley Davidson has officially given the layoff notices and is moving the factory to Asia that piece of tape needs to be in every ad in Minnesota where HD is based in Ohio where the factory is no more.

    You got suckered. Voting against your own interests just to send a message didn’t work out for you get it? Stories in the coming days of sad 50+ white trump voters who woke up today to find out they need to find a new job in Ohio. Voting against your own interests just to send a message didn’t work out for you did it? Stories in the coming days of sad 50+ white trump voters who woke up today to find out they need to find a new job in Ohio

  17. 17

    Demorat Pornstar Party Of Death News– Pelosi Sees “Spark Of Divinity” In MS-13 Gangsters Who Murder And Burn Americans
    ——————————————
    Last week, during a roundtable discussion on sanctuary cities, Trump described the members of the El Salvadorian MS-13 gang as “animals,” a reference to their violent crime history of torturing, beheading, raping, and beating innocent Americans to death.
    Immediately following Trump’s remarks, the establishment media and Democrats came to the defense of MS-13 gang members, as Breitbart News reported. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi defended MS-13 by saying Trump needed to “recognize” that every person has a “spark of divinity” in themselves.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-g.....g-animals/

    Franklin Platero-Rodriguez, 21-years-old, originally entered the U.S. illegally after crossing the southern border. After being deported, Platero-Rodriguez re-entered the country as an unaccompanied minor, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials told Fox News.
    According to the Berkeley County Sheriff Department, Platero-Rodriguez was arrested in Ladson, South Carolina after allegedly murdering a man in the Houston area.
    Authorities claim that Platero-Rodriguez killed the man and then disposed of the man’s body in the trunk of his car and lit him on fire, leaving the entire car to burn. That’s when Platero-Rodriguez ditched town for South Carolina, police say.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-g.....ied-minor/

  18. 18

    @ 16

    Stories in coming days of the DOJ Inspector General’s report, too.

    Harley-Davidson is a business in permanent decline. I could pull out flowery things Obama said about Solyndra, followed by 1,100 people losing jobs there and a half-billion dollar loss to taxpayers for the loan guarantees made by the government.

    I just don’t think there’s a need.

    I was in a H-D dealership two weeks ago. Very sad – lots of chrome in a big showroom staffed by beefy guys with tattoo sleeves. But no other customers. I bought my boots elsewhere.

  19. 19

    I can remember when Harley-Davidson opening an overseas plant was touted by a certain president as a good thing:

    He believes the swelling middle-class economies of India, Indonesia, South Korea and Japan could drive future U.S. economic growth, as American consumers retrench after the credit crisis.

    India’s economy is projected to growth more than 8 percent next year, and U.S. exports have found an avid market in the country’s relatively youthful middle class with a taste for American style.

    More than 60 percent of India’s population is younger than 35, a higher proportion than in some of the largest U.S. trading partners. Obama highlighted Harley-Davidson’s decision, for example, to open a plant in India to assemble U.S.-made motorcycles.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....0110402773

    Hey, Cz-252, how many jobs could Harley-Davidson have created in the US if it had opened that plant in this country instead?

  21. 21

    “FBI agents and all federal law enforcement are protected for providing information to Congress. That’s true whether it is by a subpoena or not. If that is news to you, I encourage you to research the law yourself. It is found at title 5, United States Code, section 2303,” he continued. “As you will see, nowhere in that law do its protections require a subpoena. Nor do they require the approval of an agent’s chain of command or congressional affairs staff.”

    I’ve been reading this week about willingness and even eagerness of career FBI agents to testify before Congress, and hoping they will be issued a subpoena to avoid the blowback from colleagues for doing so.

    The above is from a letter Grassley wrote to the White House explaining the process should agents have information they wish to share.

    Apparently the agent who, along with Peter Strzok, interviewed Michael Flynn was aghast at what transpired following the interview, and wants his version of events on the record. He is the agent who was specified by name in a request from Grassley for testimony by some in the FBI.

    This is gonna be good.

  23. 23

    @ 20

    WTF, YLB. You linked to UK data. Then you somehow make a comparison to US labor participation rate.

    This is why you are third-tier. And that pink pussy hat you substituted for those sequined Obama kneepads you rocked for eight years doesn’t make you look any brighter, girlfriend.

  24. 24

    “…willingness and even eagerness of career FBI agents…”
    The Derp State Partisan Witch Hunt guys?
    Or the “worse than Watergate” guys?
    Or the “Storm Trooper” guys?

    Sorry. Kinda hard to keep track of which foil hat you trailerbillies are wearing on which days of the week. A Google Calendar maybe?

  25. 25

    Last night I watched an episode of “The Circus” on Showtime..

    There was a segment about der drumpfers speech at the NRA..

    The audience was hilarious.. At LEAST two-thirds Old WHITE ANGRY men.. Angry, self-righteous expressions on their ugly mugs.

    Couldn’t help but think these fossils will all be dead of strokes and heart attacks 10 years from now..

    But not before ruining this country for the rest of us.

  26. 26

    For those Ohio workers about to be displaced by H-D, conditions look pretty good:

    In March, the unemployment rate was 4.4 percent. It was 5.1 percent in April 2017.

    The jobless rate inched down despite Ohio losing jobs because the unemployment rate and the increase or decrease in jobs are based on different measures. The unemployment rate is based on a national monthly survey of about 60,000 households – including some in Ohio — which is conducted by the Census Bureau and the Labor Department. In order to be counted as unemployed, a person must be both jobless and actively seeking work. Based on that survey, the number of unemployed workers in Ohio was down by 4,000 in April to 249,000.

    https://www.cleveland.com/business/index.ssf/2018/05/ohio_unemployment_rate_43_in_a.html

    Unemployment rate in the state is down from 5.1% to 4.7% in the past year. I forget who was president during that period.

    And in response to the first HA libbie who points out that 1,000 jobs were lost in Ohio during April, I’ll respond that after accounting for the 1,400 government jobs that were lost during that month, the rest of the state gained 400 jobs.

    Cz-252, you’re gonna need a different hook.

  27. 27

    @ 25

    But not before ruining this country for the rest of usthe hopes of YLB’s children, who expect to receive free shit their whole lives.

    ftfy

  28. 28

    “WTF, YLB. You linked to UK data.”

    And you missed the point you bottom feeding fuck..

    The UK chose austerity to deal with the great recession and now they’re experiencing at least the second unemployment crisis since then.

    The U.S. chose stimulus, too little thanks to the ladies from Maine and Specter and Yertle and the tea baggers, but enough to enable gradual recovery without a dip..

    Enough for TWO TERMS of a halfway sane President.

    As for the participation rate, it was always the comeback from you head-exploding shitheads to the improving employment rate during the Obama years..

    Guess what? It still hasn’t budged.

    That’s why you’re spending your remaining 10 years being a misogynist asshole on HA.

  29. 29

    “But not before ruining this country for the rest of us.”

    They’re mostly doing it to themselves.

  30. 30

    But not before ruining this country for the rest of usthe hopes of YLB’s children, who expect to receive free shit their whole lives.

    Don’t charge your daughter too much interest for the room board and job training as you claw it back… Market rate only boob..

    Heh. What am I kidding myself for?

  32. 32

    Stupid fuck @ 28:

    Apparently you are looking at an uptick in the UK unemployment rate after a long decline in unemployment to levels not seen for 40 years there, and making far, far more of it than is accurate. You apparently missed the part about the previous tightening labor market there.

    If you read the article carefully, YLB, you will note that the uptick is due to younger workers entering the workforce due to improving job prospects. Elsewhere in the piece there is mention of the spike in job vacancies, which means that jobs are available to those qualified to do them. You’ll see terms like ‘overheating economy’, which isn’t really tied very well to a spike in unemployment, is it?

    And finally, to whatever extent you might be comparing current US to current UK economic state and blaming whatever shortfall the UK might have on “austerity” from a decade ago, I would respond that uncertainty due to Brexit issues is a far more likely brake on the UK economy.

    Jesus, YLB. You’re making Rujax! look good by comparison. Even the Fucking Moron wouldn’t make the argument you’re making. You embarrass yourself.

  33. 33

    @ 30

    What am I kidding myself for?

    It’s because you’re too fucking stupid to fool the rest of us, YLB. You’re the only one available.

  35. 35

    “I could pull out flowery things Obama said…I just don’t think there’s a need.”

    Yeah, I agree. Seven years of you posting that dumbfuckery is enough. Besides, business corruption giving an administration a black eye seems rather quaint now, don’t you think? After all, it’s not like it involved treason, North Korea, Russia, and China.

  38. 38

    “President Donald Trump reportedly described hypothetical rapists and murderers using made-up Hispanic names during an Oval Office meeting last year, reminding his top advisers that crowds at his campaign rallies loved hearing about how such criminals would be deported under his administration. …

    “Here’s how The [Washington] Post described his comments: ‘Acting as if he was at a rally, he then read aloud a few made up Hispanic names and described potential crimes they could have committed, like rape or murder. Then, he said, the crowds would roar when the criminals were thrown out of the country — as they did when he highlighted crimes by illegal immigrants at his rallies.'”

    https://www.aol.com/article/news/2018/05/25/trump-made-up-hispanic-names-immigrants-criminals/23443792/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: This is what happens when dumbfucks like Boob vote in scumbags like Trump, and it does far more damage to our country than Bill’s blowjob or Hillary’s emails.

  40. 40

    “an uptick in the UK unemployment rate”

    Exactly. Which has NOT been the case here.. Oh wow, unemployment fell in the UK. Hurrah..

    “the uptick is due to younger workers entering the workforce due to improving job prospects”

    But all of a sudden not matching population growth..At least the US managed that finally. No thanks to Yertle and the bagger crowd.

    Brexit? Eurosoc? Foreign people with funny names not taking shit jobs anymore? Holy shit! That should mean boom times for the Brits!

    “the rest of us”

    LOL! You and the 10 voices in your empty, aging bald misogynist jerk skull..

    Thanks for the entertainment.

  42. 42

    “he then read aloud a few made up Hispanic names and described potential crimes they could have committed, like rape or murder.”

    I heard Jar-Jar had a laugh at that.

  43. 43

    Last week, during a roundtable discussion on sanctuary cities, Trump described the members of the El Salvadorian MS-13 gang immigrants from south of the border, all of them, as “animals,” a reference to their violent crime history of torturing, beheading, raping, and beating innocent Americans to death. racist attitudes that anyone who isn’t white is inferior.
    Immediately following Trump’s remarks, the establishment media and Democrats came to the defense of MS-13 gang members, pointed out that calling immigrants “animals” is consistent with the online ramblings of White Supremacists who routinely refer to non-whites and Jews as subhuman and eerily similar to depictions of Jews in certain German media in the early 1930s Breitbart News is the media of choice for angry white men, the racist wing of he GOP and fancies itself a crusader for White Power. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi defended MS-13 by saying made the obvious obsevation that Trump is a racist.

    FIFY

  44. 44

    @ 40

    YLB, you are an even more stupid fuck than I thought:

    1. The link you shared @ 20 discussed a 0.1 point uptick, to 4.4%. That’s a fucking rounding error with all sorts of potential benign explanations, and yet you make it seem like proof of principle.

    2. The link you shared is from February. Somehow an uptick to 4.4% unemployment in the UK is meaningful to you. Explain then, how your argument holds water in the face of the most recent UK labour data, in which the unemployment rate most currently reported has fallen to 4.2% there:

    The unemployment rate (the proportion of people in work plus unemployed people, who were unemployed) was 4.2%, down from 4.6% for a year earlier and the joint lowest since 1975.
    and
    There were 32.34 million people in work, 197,000 more than for October to December 2017 and 396,000 more than for a year earlier.

    The employment rate (the proportion of people aged from 16 to 64 years who were in work) was 75.6%, higher than for a year earlier (74.8%) and the highest since comparable records began in 1971.

    You stupid, stupid feminine fuck. All you have done is permit me to point out that the economies in both the UK and in the US are doing pretty fucking well.

    Fourth tier, YLB. You and your pink pussy hat.

  46. 46

    Tax scam scorecard:

    Workers: 6 billion. yay!

    Shareholders: 171 billion. super yay!

    http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/1.....index.html

    Top 1 percent owns 40 percent of stock..
    Top 10 percent owns 84 percent of stock..

    Benefiting all levels since… I read Blankfein sez the worker benefits of the tax scam are symbolic.. – but symbols are important. Preach it to us Lloyd!

  47. 47

    @ 43

    Somewhere this week I read a joke that the way out of the gun control debate is for all NRA supporters to rename their AR-15 rifles MS-13, because then the Democrats would defend them, too.

  49. 49

    I see Dumbfuck is trying to justify Harley Davidson with free market, shareholders, blah, blah, blah

    Paul Ryan assured HD workers that the tax cut would save their jobs. He knew he was lying. HD workers should have seen it coming, free market, shareholders blah, blah, blah but they definitely know Speaker Ryan was lying.

    No coal jobs. No new facotories. Middle class manufacturing jobs disappearing BECAUSE of the tax cuts. Spin spin spin spin.

  50. 50

    “You stupid, stupid feminine fuck.”

    LOL! And you miserable, hateful, misogynistic fuck frittering your remaing 10 years on hate.

    I read 1.47 million people can’t find jobs and real wages have been falling in the UK.. Now you’re saying that situation’s been erased since February. Don’t think so.

    “All you have done is permit me to point out that the economies in both the UK and in the US are doing pretty fucking well.”

    Nope you stupid fuck.. According to your own figures the labor participation is way HIGHER in the UK.. Here in the US it hasn’t budged since Obama..

    But keep pretending der drumpfer and the tax scam has been good for this country. Keep entertaining us.

  52. 52

    @18 Go ahead, Boob, let your hair down and pull the trigger on a Harley! Deserving people are waiting for your organs.

  55. 55

    Exit polls indicate Irish voters are voting to legalize abortion by a more than 2-to-1 margin. If Trump-appointed judges succeed in overturning Roe v. Wade here, GOP politicians can send their mistresses there for their abortions. Today’s Irish vote is a security blanket for Republican hypocrites.

  56. 56

    52,
    I’m surprised to learn there are special boots for Hoverounds.
    I hope for Dumbfuck’s sake they are available with velcro.

  57. 57

    “Older white male suffering from delusions….Sounds like one of yours.”

    He hit women. Definitely one of theirs.

  59. 59

    Quite a performance,

    45 to USNA Class of ’18

    One minutes of thanks and boilerplate thanks to the Graduating Cadets, then fireworks of Lies editor, you can’t say that even if it’s true. O.K. how about made up shiteditor, no that’s too confrontational. unconfirmed reports. editor, that’s acceptable.

    45 “Under me, The Defense department under me, I’m great, has the highest level of funding ever.”

    $700b. It was $714B in 2010, and $710B in 2011 (Obama)

    45, “the number of ships in the Navy is the smallest it’s ever been in history. Because Obama gutted you.”

    The navy currently has 283 ships. In 2007 it had 279 (Bush)

    45, “You know how great I am folks? I’m so great I’m going to raise the pay of our military personnel. Can you believe how generous I am? You haven’t had a pay raise in the last ten years, wait that’s too long, Obama + Me to the present…Nine years. You haven’t had a raise in ten…NINE years! Who’s getting you a raise? ME! You’re welcome.”

    There were pay raises in each of the last ten years & some were higher than this year’s raise. FY09: 3.9% FY10: 3.4% FY11: 1.4% FY12: 1.6% FY13: 1.7% FY14: 1.0% FY15: 1.0% FY16: 1.3% FY17: 2.1% FY18: 2.4%

    https://twitter.com/ToddHarrisonDC/status/1000092206856855558?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

  60. 60

    @59

    sounds like he was speaking to a bunch of 4 year olds…..surprise he didn’t promise them some Ice Cream too.

    This fucking orangutan is trying to govern by giving out blow jobs.

  61. 61

    I really don’t understand why the focus on collusion and whether guilty or innocent.

    How about just asking ( the media) why so many contacts and relationships with the Russians. Period. That should be the question. Even if it is phrased as 100% benign – why was everyone meeting with Putin allies and not leaders from allied countries?

    Why was Russia taking out so many ads on Facebook? Targeted toward specific groups and demographics?

    This has to be the biggest joke and story. Whether or not there was any collusion or intent to seek help from Russia.

    Russia used this pig and this pig used Russia.

  62. 62

    57,
    He hit women?

    Quick! Somebody alert General Kelley and his Wife Beater Protection Squad!

  64. 64

    “He should probably invest in a full-face motorcycle helmet because a horse hoof to the head could lead to a TBI.”

    Erm, uh, I’m thinking that’d be at least 18 months too late. As I write this he’s fighting the routine urge to jam a dinner fork in the nearest outlet. smelling his fingers, and yelling at “nursey” to make him waffles for dinner.

  67. 67

    61,
    I’d settle for somebody admitting at least once or twice that there are already 5 campaign operatives who’ve signed guilty plea agreements and 16 others who are facing trial on felony charges…
    …so far.

  69. 69

    66,
    social media research is incredibly easy. Everybody should pay attention to who they are doing business with and act accordingly. These people are unstable, obviously prone to paranoid delusions, and inherently corrupt. Where dealing with them cannot be avoided, I advise charging triple.

  70. 70

    “Rose speaks to YLB:”

    I’d be very happy to speak with Rose McGowan..

    Not only would I talk to her about “Black Cube”, boob’s kind of scum bags (trained and molded in the country that does no wrong – ever).

    I’d also talk to her about boob’s “idols”, Roger Ailes and Bill-O the klown.

    And oh yeah,, I’d talk to her to about a scumbag radiologist who tried to scam a few pre sales reps in its day – without much success obviously.

  71. 71

    68,
    It is already well past sunset in Florida.
    The invisible sky-daddy’s wrath is peaking!

  73. 73

    Is the troll shit head located / relocated in FL? oooh that’d mean.. (moderators please verify!

    Why do the moderators need to verify monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset?

    https://twitter.com/Raider13F/status/998662302923665409/photo/1

    You used to track Puddy all over the world “Seoul brother”! Glad to see you been tracking Puddy for the last 13 years. Means you really are sad; couch potato sad!

    Till Next Time!

  79. 79

    Why do the moderators need to verify

    Notice that the freak is playing stupid.

    You used to track Puddy all over the world

    “used to” – stupidity act verified.

    Moderators: please verify that the freak is in FL..

    That would show “the world” that the hate driven freak puts HA HEROES FIRST…

  80. 80

    Keep watching Puddy monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset!

    And if Puddy is in Hawaii, then your argument is another EPIC FAYLE!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  83. 83

    Puddy doesn’t play, act, or is stupid!

    You, clueless cretin, on the other hand are like Sam Seder, a stupid fourth tier toilet!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  85. 85

    79,
    The originating IP for those comments is located in Florida.
    I confirm it.
    It is verified.

  87. 87

    You’ve been tracking Puddy for the last 13 years. You have posted over 360 links to previous Puddy postings

    You have DAYMNED yourself with those entries from your crazed databaze monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  88. 88

    “fourth tier”

    Wrong again cesspool dweller! Puddy been calling Sam Seder a fourth tier toilet for how many years monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset?

    Stoooooooooooooooooooopid as evah!

    Till Next Time!

  90. 90

    79,
    The originating IP for those comments is located in Florida.
    I confirm it.
    It is verified.

    That’s nice! And the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset fell for it.

    “fifth tier toilet”!

    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  92. 92

    Not in Florida FOOL!

    Some info from tracert “.seattle.wa.ibone.comcast.net.”

    Carl or Darryl would identify themselves and not call themselves “A Moderator”. the clueless cretin is a moron!

    Till Next Time!

  96. 96

    And shitstain steve is still slinging smelly shit! That six year old bottle of “Steve’s Stupid Solution” has kept its potency!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  97. 97

    Why are you changing your toon monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset?

    Remember Puddy is in Florida per ‘A Moderator’

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  99. 99

    Till COUNTDOWN time!

    Why would there be a need for COUNTDOWN time if Puddy already in Florida FOOL?

    Till Next Time!

  101. 101

    Keep tracking Puddy moron! Under Trump incomes are up, except yours right? You already know where Puddy is “Seoul Brother”, except you don’t want to tell everyone where you can get the tracking information from the web site!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next TIme!

  104. 104

    You already know where Puddy is “Seoul Brother”, except you don’t want to tell everyone where you can get the tracking information from the web site!

    Nope you dope. Don’t want to tell anyone what I don’t know.

    If you know so much – demonstrate it YOURSELF. Tell “the world” what my ip address is. Grow a pair. Do it asshole! I can change it at a moment’s notice.

    Keep dancing!

  105. 105

    How can one change their IP address through their modem using comcast or direct tv or dish network or century link FOOL?

    That is assigned by them either dynamically or a fixed address you rent monthly? You are so far in the weeds (MJ maybe) you are truly stoooooooooooooooopid!

    Your Internet knowledge is as powerful as your encrypted wireless knowledge! Why don’t you regale us next on TLS?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  106. 106

    How can one change their IP address through their modem using comcast

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! What kind of a network engineer are you if you don’t know this asshole? A KULT KOMPANY engineer apparently.

    Or are you playing STUPID??? Again?

    I’ve done this numerous times with my Asus router with third-party software. I don’t rent comcast shit. I even own my cable modem.

    Keep dancing till countdown!

  107. 107

    Seems the cesspool dweller is researching that IP Address issue!

    Till Next Time! There is war and conflict in the vacuum packed cranial orifice!

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Good night!

  108. 108

    Seems the cesspool dweller is researching that IP Address issue!

    Till Next Time! There is war and conflict in the vacuum packed cranial orifice!

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Good night!

  111. 111

    @76 Try this chart, shit-for-brains. It shows what happens when Republicans get to inflict their economic policies on the productive classes.

    https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/MEHOINUSA672N

    Summary: We’re now back to what household incomes were in 1999 thanks to Obama saving us from what would have been a Second Great Depression caused by Republican economic stupidity.

  112. 112

    I agree that MS-13 gang members are “animals.” I think every Hispanic in this country who is NOT an MS-13 gang member should sue Trump for libel. Yes, I know he’s a public figure, so they’d have to prove actual malice. That shouldn’t be a problem. Their lawyers can do it with his own words.

  114. 114

    There’s a bright side to the Trump Stock Market: Those who have the most are losing the most. And I get to buy cheaper stocks at their expense.

  115. 115

    @81 Starbucks has been sheltering entitled white assholes with laptops for a long time. They buy a $2 grande and take over an entire table for hours. Management is merely being more democratic now about who they allow to loiter on their premises.

    As for why you don’t like Starbucks, I certainly understand, but the good news is they’ll no longer call the cops on your kind on sight, so you can go in there now.

  116. 116

    @83 “Puddy doesn’t play, act, or is stupid!”

    Yes, we get that your stupidity isn’t an act. As for your belief that you’re not stupid, that’s perfectly natural, because rarely if ever do stupid people realize they’re stupid. They simply lack the intelligence to comprehend how stupid they are.

  117. 117

    @103

    Piddle’s existence is all the proof you need that there is no sky daddy and the “good book” is nothing but the most popular work of fiction in the world.

    I mean what kind of god would allow someone to break the word of god all the time and not strike them down? Yeah, I thought so.

  118. 118

    @91 ” Is the freak now bragging about being a LIAR????”

    I think so. That’s what it looks like to me.

  119. 119

    @105 “That is assigned by them either dynamically or a fixed address you rent monthly?”

    How do you know he doesn’t live on a boat or in an RV?

  120. 120

    @110 “Awwww. The freak turns tail and runs…”

    It has to get into its cave before sunset or it’ll turn into a pillar of salt.

  121. 121

    @105

    You claim to work with computers but appear ignorant of the many ways one can dummy an IP address?

    MLB.tv thinks I’m in Banff so I don’t get blacked out of any Mariners or Fox National games. How’d I do that?

    Too damn funny.

  122. 122

    While Trump defames Hispanics by calling them “animals” and insinuating they’re all criminals, America’s oldest surviving Pearl Harbor veteran is a guy named Chavez. I wonder if Applesauce is gonna reappear and call him an MS-13 ganger? Btw, some white people are criminals, too, in case you haven’t noticed.

  123. 123

    flatbeerfroth and monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset,

    You two claim anyone can change the WAN outbound assigned Xfinity or Dish Network or Direct tv or Century link Internet IP Address of your modem FOOLS? This is the outbound Internet address of the modem, not your home side? Anyone can change the 192.168.1.1 or the 10.1.10.1 or the 10.10.10.1 or the 10.0.0.1 home address with no problem.

    Really?

    You can change all these on demand?

    WAN IP Address (IPv4):
    WAN Default Gateway Address (IPv4):
    WAN IP Address (IPv6):
    WAN Default Gateway Address (IPv6):
    Delegated prefix (IPv6):
    Primary DNS Server (IPv4):
    Secondary DNS Server (IPv4):
    Primary DNS Server (IPv6):
    Secondary DNS Server (IPv6):
    WAN Link Local Address (IPv6):

    I very much doubt it. Demonstrate it with the correct commands for any modem wingnuts!

    Puddy dares you!

    Till Next Time!

  124. 124

    Now flatbeerfroth claims he can dummy an IP address. Sure you can. Going through an anonymizer one can fake their IP address. Butt, it comes back as coming from another location and many of the latest web systems including horsesass’ parent system identifies this. How does Puddy know? Already tried it to see years ago.

    Till Next Time!

  125. 125

    Puddy turning tail and running senile idiot wabbit and monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset?

    Nope!

    You can’t prove it and all you have is your worthless conjecture! Puddy is back kicking your libtard ASSes as always!

  126. 126

    Still waiting for Carl or Darryl to tell the libtard FOOLS Puddy is in Florida!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  127. 127

    Nice to see that the loon’s white supremacist friends haven’t lynched him yet. But too bad the loon is still full of hate for America. SAD!

  128. 128

    Nice loon double post head explosions of hate @107, 108. Too bad the loon still can’t deal with Chrome. SAD!

  129. 129

    I very much doubt it. Demonstrate it with the correct commands for any modem wingnuts!

    LOL! Asshole:

    I told you to reveal to “the world” my ip address (the address any Dynamic DNS service would have on file for my router). Still waiting.

    Then I’ll change the ip address and “the world” will see

    YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

  130. 130

    You can change all these on demand?

    WAN IP Address (IPv4):
    WAN Default Gateway Address (IPv4):
    WAN IP Address (IPv6):
    WAN Default Gateway Address (IPv6):
    Delegated prefix (IPv6):
    Primary DNS Server (IPv4):
    Secondary DNS Server (IPv4):
    Primary DNS Server (IPv6):
    Secondary DNS Server (IPv6):
    WAN Link Local Address (IPv6):

    Asshole:

    This is called “squid ink”.. FUCK YOU for that.

    I can change ONE ADDRESS.

    The address “the world” sees as my router.

    The address “the world” needs to send anything back to me. Like e-mail, DNS responses, html, http etc.

    ONE ADDRESS. That’s all I ever claimed..

    Thanks for playing. Thanks for ONE MORE TIME revealing to “the world” that you are an asshole.

    Still waiting for you to post my ip address. You seem to think it’s so easy – for me…

    For you? Heh. Not so much it seems.

  131. 131

    The address “the world” sees as my router. The outside WAN IP Address is assigned by your provider. You change the house side addresses FOOL! Wrong again DIPSHIT! You can’t change the outside WAN IP Address unless you contact the router provider. The WAN IP is essentially shared by all the home devices.

    You can use a VPN service but as Puddy stated above it will cost you!

    DAYUM you really R stooooooooooooooopif!

    Internet information is NOT your friend creepy clueless cretin!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Next this clueless creepy moron will tell us how IP phones work!

    TLS anyone?

    Till Next Time!

  132. 132

    More:

    One address, that’s all the arschloch claimed. Fart #1 FTFY! So which address FOOL? How does it get reinserted into your IP provider’s DNS system moron when “you” change it?

    The address “the world” sees as my router. – Fart #2! This moron really is the dumbest brick on the block!

    The outside WAN IP Address is assigned by your Internet provider. Did you even Google that you FOOL?

    Wrong again DIPSHIT! You change the house side addresses all you want FOOL! That’s not what Puddy asked you IDIOT! You can’t change the outside WAN IP Address unless you contact the router provider. The WAN IP is essentially shared by all the home devices.

    You can use a VPN service but as Puddy stated above it will cost you!

    DAYUM you really R a stooooooooooooooopido amigo!

    Internet information is NOT your friend creepy clueless cretin!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Next this clueless creepy moron will tell us how IP phones work!

    TLS anyone? Yeah thanks for playing and demonstrating just how dumb sitting all those years on the couch has improved your knowledge of this way over your head!

    Till Next Time! More multiple posts for the shitstain!

  133. 133

    And why did you bring up DDNS monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset?

    Are you changing asking your WAN operator to change your IP address every day so you can troll and not get caught? Does Goldy’s web service change the server’s IP Address so often DDNS is needed?

    Regale us with more ‘knowledge’ that “powerful vacuum packed neanderthal cranial orifice of a mind” of yours!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  136. 136

    The WAN IP is essentially shared by all the home devices.

    OMG! The freak gets something right.. Yes, that’s what NAT on the router does..

    Look at the brain on the babbling farthole… (all two synapses of it).

    And yours truly can change the address whenever yours truly wants.

    And the babbling farthole can’t figure out how yours truly does it from the router. Awwwwwwww…

  137. 137

    And why did you bring up DDNS

    LOL! Now “the world” knows the freak is SCAAAAARRREEEED..

    Are you really that stupid? Countless thousands of people use DDNS to access their home routers and networks from out in “the world” you stupid moron!

    A DDNS has two pieces of information for a router shithead..

    A name

    AND

    an IP ADDRESS….

    Which yours truly can change whenever I want and dipshit troll can’t figure out how I do that.

    Post my ip address shithead!

  138. 138

    Not looking for your IP Address FOOL! You still haven’t answered the question NAT aside. How do you change your WAN IP ya moron!

    Notice everyone how the creepy clueless cretin skips right around that!

    Till Next Time!

  139. 139

    What a moron! Puddy doesn’t need DDNS to access my home systems. My Address never changes!

    Sux to be you!

    Till Next Time!

  140. 140

    “My Address never changes!”

    I suppose that makes sense. Since it would be simpler for him to host NAMBLA from a home based server using a static IP.
    And no legit hosting sevice will do it anymore.
    #youbuiltthat

  141. 141

    Puddy doesn’t need DDNS to access my home systems. My Address never changes!

    LOL! Why do other folks need DDNS stupid?

    Oh I forgot you’re “playing stupid” to be an asshole.

    Thanks for playing.. “The world” can’t have enough documentary evidence of what a FLATULENT BUTT-HOLE you are.

    Oh btw?

    Where’s my ip address? Supply it and I’ll change it, make you look like a TURKEY and THEN I’ll tell you how I did it.

    Do that “tracert” from winblows frightened tool and show my ip address..

    GROW A PAIR!

  142. 142

    him to host NAMBLA

    Sorry Klamath Mountain hillbilly, Harry Hay is not one of Puddy’s friends. He was a DUMMOCRETIN!

    Till Next Time!

  143. 143

    Notice how the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset continues to evade the WAN question? It introduced NAT and DDNS to confuse the libtards.

    NAT and DDNS have NUTHIN to do with the home user changing their WAN IP Address. Above, the clueless creepy cretin claimed all it needed to do was to change its WAN address. Navigate up and reread the thread! Remember it claimed to change just one WAN IP Address. Well it hasn’t told us how it can change that WAN IP Address yet. All this blathering and dithering around wasting pixels is fine for FOOLS!

    Till Next Time!

  145. 145

    Puddy DID NOT say he could get anyone’s IP Address. Yet the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset claimed Puddy could give his IP Address.

    Yet the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset claimed above it can change its WAN IP Address.

    Yet there is no proof it can change its WAN IP address. So what TRAIN WRECK did it put forth?

    NAT

    DDNS

    Still waiting how it can change its IP Address. No where will you read Puddy claiming to give the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset’s IP Address!

    This is why it offers the useless BULLSHITTIUM about Puddy making a claim which not only is a LIE butt Puddy never made the claim.

    So it deflects from the FACT it is a dumb as a brick when it comes to networking!

    Oh wait it will tell you it knows all about DCE and CEE and SONET’s replacement!

    Till Next Time!

  146. 146

    Puddy DID NOT say he could get anyone’s IP Address.

    Oh? How come you say yours truly can do that and YOU CAN’T?

    Damn! You are one DUMBFUCK “network engineer”..

    From now on whenever you blather about me tracking you through geo-locating your IP ADDRESS, yours truly will say DUMBFUCK “network engineer” can’t do that.

    Damn! What an admission! You CAN NOT track yours truly..

    You can’t track Elijah..

    You can’t track Roger Rabbit..

    You can’t find where boob lives at the freak’s horse ranch.

    AND YET YOU CLAIM…

    Your truly CAN DO ALL OF THAT. YOU ARE SO…

    WEAK..

    You can still redeem yourself dumbfuck network engineer..

    Publish my ip address.

    I will change it.

    And I’ll say how I did this. Shit, tonight I’ll give it a dry run (haven’t done it in a while).

    I don’t expect a problem.

  149. 149

    Still waiting monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset!

    Keep Deflecting from what you said above. You said you can change your WAN IP Address. Notice how it ran away from it. Notice how it claimed Puddy said something Puddy never wrote. LIAR LIAR LIAR!

    Home network blogs DO NOT discuss how you can change the Dish Network, Comcast, Direct TV or Century Link WAN IP Address unless you contact the providers and they change it. No amount of BULLSHITTIUM can change that FACT!

    Keep screaming and pissing in the wind!

    Till Next Time!

    Puddy didn’t say the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely creepy neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset could track by IP Address? Puddy said you can track someone through the HA interface “Seoul Brother”

    Remember everyone this FOOL claimed Puddy was in Florida!

  150. 150

    Home network blogs DO NOT discuss how you can change the Dish Network, Comcast, Direct TV or Century Link WAN IP Address unless you contact the providers and they change it.

    Yes they DO and yours truly can prove it.

    Yours truly can only speak to only ONE of those ISPs FREAK

    You said you can change your WAN IP Address.

    LOL! Yours truly says yours truly can change the IP ADDRESS that “the world” sees as the interface to my router.

    I do that by a simple procedure at the router I OWN that runs third-party software.

    Not going to play word games with a FREAK..

    Going to do a dry run tonight. Going to report the results after it’s done.

    Sleep well..

    FREAK

  151. 151

    Puddy said you can track someone through the HA interface

    Ok.. Tell "the world" from where Elijah or boob or Newt or Red Reformed or Asshole1, etc. accesses HA..

    "through the HA interface"…

    Tell us the towns.. State doesn’t count – public knowledge for some commenters..

    FREAK…

  153. 153

    You claimed Puddy was in Florida! Then a FAKE moderator spanked your silly ASS! You tracked Puddy to Korea remember “Seoul Brother”? Told all the world what Puddy used to connect and what city Puddy was in!

    Who is the freak? You are!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  156. 156

    Got the ISP to issue my router a different IP ADDRESS..

    Thanks for playing FOOL! You claimed you could change it yourself!

    I can change it at a moment’s notice. Means you can change it without outside help!

    Sux to be you LIAR! Dancing on Mike Webb’s grave again?

    See ya everyone.

    Till Next Time!

  157. 157

    @156…

    Babble, babble, babble, squid ink..

    Went to the router…

    IP ADDRESS on internet side interface was a.b.c.d…

    Yours truly did something at the router and then..

    IP ADDRESS on internet side became a.b.x.y

    If stupid asshole @156 could track my ip, stupid asshole @156 could see it changed.. And who made it change?

    ME! Thanks for playing babbling dope!

    YOU SUCK!

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