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Once again: Please everyone reading this, don’t follow Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit’s investment advice. I’m sick of having to write that, but people keep asking him what he thinks about specific stocks. Honestly, don’t.
Unless, of course, you are planning on using his responses to follow my Notadumbfuck Method
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If you actually believed that Barack Obama was going to do anything to stop Russia…
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If you actually believe Mitt Romney is going to do anything to stop Trump, I don’t know what to tell you except bless your little heart.
1h
And now we know the “Fake News” mantra is projection.
Tweet du jour:
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Between 1998 and 2017, the NRA spent $200 million on all political activities combined. Unions spent $1.7 billion on politics in the 2016 cycle alone. https://twitter.com/robreiner/status/964495051588972544 …
6:56 AM – Feb 16, 2018
1998 was a long time ago. Back then GE’s stock price was in the $19 range.
GE today: Just above $15.
GE is one of Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit’s larger holdings, and he’s not shy about telling you. See @ 1.
2,
Call a Mormon when you need help cutting the crust off white bread.
@ 3
You would think that Hillary Clinton would be able to beat a guy like that, especially when she spent twice as much as he did.
You would think.
@ 5
Call a Mormon to change the rules of the US Senate such that Trump has been able to steamroll weak Democrat resistance to his nominees.
Reid: No group is harder on me than fellow Mormons
http://archive.sltrib.com/arti.....type=CMSID
I wonder if Harry Reid was a Mormon Manchurian candidate. After all, he did so much to hurt Democrat interests.
A gift to conservatives that will keep on giving long after he’s gone.
At least his family will always be rich. Not a bad haul for a guy from Searchlight, NV.
‘froggy and gman will be in hiding by the end of the Sunday news shows.
Sheriff in Florida shooting calls for power to detain over social media
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sheriff-florida-shooting-calls-power-detain-over-social-media-n848486
@ 6
I lost because I am hated by the people I called “deplorable.” That comment, along with my smug, self-righteous belief that I was owed the presidency because I was a woman and a Liberal progressive did a lot to motivate the fly-over country and other states to vote for Trump.
In short, I lost because I thought the election was in the bag and I deserved to win because I deserved to win. Also, I ran a crappy campaign and had the village idiots working for me.
Some of today’s headlines:
Consumer sentiment climbs to second-highest level in 14 years
Housing starts soar in January, while building permits hit 10 1/2-year high
Stock market aims for 6-day win streak; S&P 500, Nasdaq set for best week since 2011
Paul Constant @ 2 wants to stop the guy most responsible for them. Go figure.
The best days when I used to be a Control room jack of all trades in TV news, (Sound, TD, Chyron, Prod, Editor) were when I could get a joke on air.
So I’m really happy for whatever Tech at the today show Chyroned the interview with Olympian Emily Sweeney who was briefly hospitalized after a luge crash as….
“Sore Luger”
Well done sir or madam.
@1 Why do you care what other people do with their money? After all, nobody here gives a shit what you do with yours. How many horses did you sell last week? Just curious, that’s all.
I’m sure the horses are happy to have new owners.
@2 Still upset because Truman didn’t preemptively nuke them?
@ 13
Just curious, that’s all.
Two sentences after you claim not to give a shit about my money and what I do with it.
You’re a fucking clown, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.
@4 “GE is one of Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit’s larger holdings”
To be precise, 1.5% of the portfolio.
@6 Yeah, you would, wouldn’t you? Which makes any intelligent person suspect one of the following two things must be true:
Either (1) Russian hackers penetrated the vote counting computers and rigged the outcome, or (2) Republican voters are even more stupid, gullible, and venal than we thought.
Doctor Dumbfuck is strong evidence of the latter. Voters like him tend to undercut the case for Russian interference by demonstrating how Trump could have been domestically self-inflicted.
@10 Sometimes who hates you can be a badge of honor.
@12 Get back to us when that guy’s stock market gains begin to approach Obama’s. Then we’ll talk.
@15 “You’re a fucking clown, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.”
No, just a passerby who giggles at seeing you play with yourself in public.
7,8,
“Our Reich will last for a thousand years!”
-some guy from somewhere
10,
You forgot to mention..
#butterymales
#BENGHAAAAAAAAZI!
#sethrich
#travelgate
#vincefoster
#pizzagate
#pantsuits
#shrill
#uraniumone
An army of pale, malnourished, zit-faced Maldovan teens laboring away in the basements of abandoned Soviet era apartment blocks.
You lost because you allowed yourself to forget how incredibly stupid and gullible 63 million of your fellow Americans really are.
The FBI didn’t follow protocol when it interviewed and then exonerated Hillary Clinton, either. And look what happened after that.
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BREAKING: FBI says Jan. 5 tip about the suspected Florida school shooter was received by FBI’s Public Access Line but “protocols were not followed” to escalate the tip for further investigation – http://NBCNews.com
Yeah, but did the tipster say what date and time it was gonna happen? Why, no, he didn’t. Nothing to see here, people. Move along.
On Jan. 5, the caller left information on Cruz’s “gun ownership, desire to kill people, erratic behavior, and disturbing social media posts, as well as the potential of him conducting a school shooting,” the FBI said in a statement.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fbi-got-tip-parkland-shooter-nikolas-cruz-january-didn-t-n848681
You can’t blame the FBI for everything. The Bureau seems to have gotten this one right, for instance:
Former NYC Teacher, Brother Accused of Trying to Build Bombs, Paying Students to Disassemble Fireworks
Christian Toro and his brother, Tyler Toro, were arrested by the FBI Thursday morning after authorities found a bomb-making manual on the teacher’s school-issued laptop, 30 pounds of chemicals and household materials used to create explosives in their apartment, a diary that referenced “operation flash” and a handwritten note in a bookbag that said “under the full moon the small ones will know terror.”
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Mayor-de-Blasio-NYPD-FBI-Significant-Investigation-New-York-City-474227893.html
He was a bad teacher and I am sure his union would have caught up with him, eventually. After all, people like this guy don’t pay their NEA dues.
Robert Meuller issues indictments for 13 Russian Nationals and two Russian business entities for interfering int he 2016 election.
The optics of going after Meuller just got a bit hard for your favorite media personalities.
The Breitbarts and Fox News and even 45 keep saying Meuller should wrap it up because he hasn’t found collusion. And all those who alluded that there was no interference from Russia….. (there’s a couple just here among our trolls). But the non rabid partisian voters just saw that, yes, his investigation has found crimes being committed by Russia. At lease crimes that he can prosecute.
So Hannity? Still going to tell your audience that Meuller is a partisan hack with no evidence conducting an out of control investigation into the President? Still working for you?
And the investigation moves on.
@26 Boob will have a fit when he reads this. All his foreign friends are going to jail.
The Russian disinformation and discord campaign especially targeted black voters. Looks like they don’t have much respect for your clan, Puddy. Remember, these friends of Donald Trump are no friends of yours, no matter how much you want them to be.
While y’all were panty-twisting over what has turned out to be the result of a huge FBI error, y’all might’ve failed to notice this:
And now, Democrats are on record as supporting things much of the base despises — the wall, immigration restrictions on DACA recipients’ parents and a path to citizenship for significantly fewer undocumented immigrants than the 11 million who would have been helped by the 2013 legislation — with nothing to show for it.
Indeed, the chief GOP sponsor of the compromise found an upside in what seemed like a wasted exercise: Republicans now have a much better sense of how far the minority will bend on immigration.
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/16/senate-immigration-daca-dreamers-breakdown-415629
Kamala Harris, quickly becoming the Ted Cruz of her party.
@ 26
Last I checked a charge of collusion requires the accused to be aware they’re doing it.
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An enormously significant point: The Mueller indictment describes the Trump associates who worked w/ Russians as “unwitting.” That seems to be a major blow to the collusion narrative.
Steve haz a sad.
Some of the defendants communicated with “unwitting individuals associated with the Trump Campaign and with other political activists to seek to coordinate political activities.”
“There is no allegation in this indictment that any American was a knowing participant in this illegal activity,” Rosenstein said, adding there “there is no allegation in the indictment that the charged conduct altered the outcome of the 2016 election.”
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/Russians-Indicted-US-Election-Meddling-Mueller-474309733.html
The worst thing for Steve would be a final realization that the biggest reason that Hillary Clinton lost is because she is Hillary Clinton.
Don’t believe me? Well, there’s always 2020.
If Trump were not the biggest reason behind the stock market’s advance since the 2016 election we would not be seeing article titles like this:
Dow rebounds as Rosenstein says no allegation any American participated in unlawful activity with Russia
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-rebounds-as-rosenstein-says-no-allegation-any-american-participated-in-unlawful-activity-with-russia-2018-02-16
Paul Constant haz a sad.
30,
Stunning news everyone!
Doctor Dumbfuck has discovered that a huge cohort of the world of “professional” “journalism” has devoted itself to using social media to make excuses for it’s previous fuckups…
…in using social media. #pizzagate #QAnon #JadeHelm #NativeAmerican #etc #youareatool
Does that ring in your nose have a leash on it, Doc?
Looks like it leads all the way to Moldova.
@ 33
Gawd, does Dan Rather ever wish that social media had a substantial presence back in the day…
Too funny! It seems ‘murkan klownservatics bought ad space on these russian controlled social media accounts.
Was hatestheonlyway pun-idiot one of the freaks duped by russians? was the daily white nationalist whiner duped? the washington klownservatic freak shreikin’ duped?
Were the HA trolls duped?
Too sweet!
34,
Sorry Dumbshit. Haley’s won’t be visiting again for another 43 years. Maybe we can all pitch in a get you a squirrel.
35,
“Were the HA trolls duped?”
Past tense? Really?
Mueller laid down a marker because he had to. Obviously a bunch of Russians would have been caught up and indicted sooner or later. But with RoyPutin Senators mailing off phony letters accusing the FBI of treason, Nunes walling off RoyPutin committee staff so they can obstruct in privacy, and the slow-mo Saturday Night Massacre fully underway with Brand being shoved aside, it seems like a good time for Mueller to drive another peg into the ground.
I still think the man-baby is going to fire him. It’s just that now it’ll cost even more.
@ 38
Of course he had to. There’s much more evidence of collusion by the FBI against Trump than there is of collusion by Trump officials with Russians.
Oh. After today’s indictment announcements, there still is.
Yawwwn @ 39 – says an obvious dupe of russia.
https://www.vox.com/2018/2/16/17021170/russia-mueller-indictment-trump-tweet
Drumpf says evidence of Russian meddling is part of a “hoax”..
Collusion / obstruction of justice / deflection / coverup – guilty, just as Nixon’s actions were those of a guilty man.
Heh. Unwitting… In their craving for power, more than willing to be duped.
@30
Riiiiiiiiight.
Because indictments are filed within 24 hours. Just yesterday we learned of a third close team trump advisor working on a plea deal. I’m sure absolutely everything Meullar knows is in today’s indictments.
I missed the part where Meuller and Rosentein rub their palms upright to the securotu cameras to prove they have nothing else.
Or the part where they declared an end to the Independent Counsel work.
Silly Americans! We are laughing at you for your hypocrisy. If you don’t want Russia on any other country meddling in your elections, perhaps you should stop meddling in other countries’ elections yourself.
We meddled to be against Hillary Clinton because I despise her. We would have preferred Bernie Sanders to Hillary, but the DNC meddled in the process to hurt Sanders’ campaign.
Your precious “democracy” is a farce because your political parties are corrupt careerists, just like me!
39,
There are guilty plea agreements in place admitting to various forms of unlawful conspiracy involving RNC, campaign and admin personnel with foreign agents. Your semantic gymnastics are but more of your beloved squirrels.
There’s no such “crime” as “collusion” which is undoubtedly why your shame drives you and the rest of the dupes to repeat it so often. You and the rest of the Treason Party have successfully and repeatedly caught the FBI red-handed investigating people committing criminal acts. Shocking! They must be stopped!
#FREECARTERPAGE!
What I admire most is that Putin’s Teen Mystery Squad has been so successful in bamboozing you tools that you think the thin gruel he feeds you will sell here. Right now you are in the first hour of Hannity insisting that Fuckface never, NEVER ordered the firing of Mueller. You’d think by now you idiots would see this coming.
Boobski’s on a tear today. Mueller must’ve hit a nerve. Or he got kicked in the barn.
Was it raining today in Seattle? I see Bob spent it miserably inside. At least the horse caught a break.
@30 More witless than unwitting. What’s missing from this new narrative is any hint of innocent intent.
@31 “The worst thing for Steve would be a final realization that the biggest reason that Hillary Clinton lost is because she is Hillary Clinton.”
This will never be true, no matter how the Mueller investigation plays out, because the biggest reason Hillary lost is, and always will be, the sheer, utter, contemptible stupidity and amorality of Trump voters.
@39 Joining the anti-law enforcement parade, I see. Cops are only good when they shoot unarmed black teenagers, and bad when they ferret out organized crime, corruption, and treason.
@46 Boob has no horses. He handed them over to his broker last week to cover his naked puts and VIX shorts. They’re enjoying their new homes.
-President Trump’s National Security Advisor Michael Flynn came under intense investigation because prior to his appointment he was observed fucking around with sanctions over the holidays in 2016 and lying about it to anyone he could get to listen, including the FBI.
-Attorney General Sessions was caught, and admitted to lying to Congressional committees during his confirmation hearings about his multiple meetings with foreign agents to discuss Russian sanctions.
-Subsequently the Attorney General recused himself from any oversight of the DOJ’s and FBI’s investigation of Flynn and others possibly involved in Russian sanction deals.
-The President summoned the FBI Director to his office and instructed him to “lay off” the investigation of Flynn.
-When the FBI Director failed to do so, The President fired him, which triggered the appointment of a Special Prosecutor to remove the investigation from interference.
-After initially lying about his reasons, the President admitted that he fired the FBI Director because he continued to pursue the investigation into Flynn despite his objections to it.
-The President then proceeded to berate and bully the Attorney General for not retaining direct oversight of the investigation in order to protect him and sought to fire him as well.
-The President then inquired if Deputy Attorney General Rosenstein would be willing to fire the Special Prosecutor, who replied that he would only do so “for just cause” and not to interfere with the investigation.
-The President then ordered the White House Counsel to have the Special Prosecutor fired. The White House Counsel refused.
-The President has continued to threaten to have the Special Prosecutor fired.
That’s only a limited part of what has now become the accepted narrative as it relates to President Stupid and the Russia investigation. Whether or not any of this amounts to obstruction will depend in part on a ton of small details we have yet to learn, and how lawyers and judges interpret the meaning of “official acts”.
Was he acting as “President”?
Or was he acting as “The Stupid Man-Baby Who Pays Porn Stars to Smear Him with STDs then Denies It while Rage-Tweeting About Grieving Gold-Star Moms”?
“They’re enjoying their new homes.”
I think I enjoyed one the other night at a Korean Barbecue.
45 “Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President. The results of the election were not impacted. The Trump campaign did nothing wrong – no collusion!”
From the indictment
“From at least April 2016 through November 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators, while concealing their Russian identities and ORGANIZATION affiliation through false personas, began to produce, purchase, and post advertisements on US. social media and other online sites expressly advocating for the election of then-candidate Trump or expressly opposing Clinton.”
45 is claiming advertising doesn’t have any impact. He’s a really smart businessman.
Next time it rains here is something for Bob. An example of American Exceptionslism. This family must be related to Mike Pence.
https://youtu.be/D4y_aIsfDA0
Some of the liberal leaning punditry are describing the Grand Jury Indictments as some kind of master political stroke for Rosenstein. They describe the presser as Rosenstein heroically managing the messaging surrounding the investigation and these latest indictments in order to shield himself and Mueller from the Raging Man-Baby.
I doubt it. There is probably nothing more than formal communication between Mueller and Rosenstein. They are almost certainly not a team. And it’s very clear that Mueller has no interest in acting as a press agency for DOJ on the investigation. So Mueller is probably happy to either let the media learn about events through official publication or, if the Deputy prefers it, through a press conference with the Deputy at the podium. But I see almost no chance that Mueller would be conferring with the Deputy regarding the potential timing of events and his Grand Jury moves. Mueller has a very good team of his own to consult with, many of whom have more experience with complex criminal investigations.
Still the Brand expulsion from DOJ is a bigger deal than most of us want to admit. And Rosenstein has probably done himself a favor by putting himself in front of a bunch of cameras for this. However I don’t think he’s saved himself or Mueller. If Mueller has an interest in outflanking the Man-Baby and the Treason Party it is only to preserve the investigation in the interest of justice. Rosenstein is an office-seeking suck up who would like to replace Jeff Sessions. My guess is Rosenstein would find “cause” to fire Mueller if he were promised the AG’s job. The trick is how to hang on long enough to make that happen.
@3 One pecker covering for another.
A Nothingburger:
The indictments include the information that Russian operatives paid large numbers of toothless trailerbillies to attend Trump rallies dressed as Hillary Clinton in an orange jail jumpsuit, to construct cages to imprison the Clinton impersonators, to chant “Lock Her Up” and “Trump That Bitch”, to pose as Bernie Bros. expressing fake outrage over claims of corruption, to pose as “woke Blacks” and sew discord among minority voters, to pose as violent radical Muslims supporting Clinton, and to promote thousands of specific anti-Clinton and anti-democratic hashtags.
Something about that seems very familiar. I just can’t seem to put my finger on it…
Well, one thing is for sure: the Russians have been playing three dimensional chess and winning against a super computer, and we American haven’t figured out checkers yet!
In other news, the markets have just about recovered from last week’s sell-off. I checked my numbers today, and I’m about +3.8% (annualized) this year. These big spurts of volatility are the patient, long-term investor’s best friend. Discipline, delayed gratification and diversification are what it takes to have a successful investing career.
Today’s CNN headlines:
“Analysis: Mueller just made it impossible for Trump to continue to call this investigation a ‘total hoax'”
“A top Trump campaign adviser is close to a plea deal”
“First Lady arrives solo for flight amid Trump affair scandal”
“‘Catch and kill: How a tabloid shields Trump from troublesome stories”
“Analysis: Trump’s absolutely disastrous week”
“Ex-wife’s photos raise questions about McGahn’s role in Porter scandal”
“Embattled VA secretary’s staffer leaves in wake of watchdog report”
And then there’s this:
“A California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud in a second case unsealed Friday by special counsel Robert Mueller …. The guilty plea results in the first criminal conviction related to Mueller’s investigation into the Russian-backed ring of social media users aiming to interfere with the 2016 presidential election …. Richard Pinedo’s guilty plea was unsealed by the federal court in DC on Friday, minutes after the Justice Department announced charges against 13 Russian nationals.”
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/16/politics/richard-pinedo-guilty-plea/index.html
This is what a presidency in tatters looks like.
ftfy idiot
What Carl said. Another homicidal maniac. Another AR-15. Another school. Enough. It’s time to recognize that the overwhelming need for public safety overrides whatever valid arguments exist for civilians having these kinds of weapons. The latter must give way to the former. If you want to shoot military weapons, then join the military and make yourself useful.
McDougal reports that she and a friend rode with Trump in his limousine on the night of the Miss Universe Pageant and the friend mentioned a relationship she had had with an African-American man. Trump remarked McDougal’s friend liked “the big black dick” and began commenting on her attractiveness and breast size.
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McDougal reports that she and a friend rode with Trump in his limousine on the night of the Miss Universe Pageant and the friend mentioned a relationship she had had with an African-American man. Trump remarked McDougal’s friend liked “the big black dick” and began commenting on her attractiveness and breast size.
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Don’t worry. I checked first to make sure the sun had set.
Demorat FISA Death March News – Coverup Falling Apart, Records Will Come Out
The head of a top secret surveillance court, in an unusual letter to GOP lawmakers, seemed to put pressure on the Justice Department to consider releasing documents related to the 2016 surveillance warrant granted against a Trump campaign aide.
The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISC) was responding to requests from the House Intelligence and House Judiciary committees for transcripts of hearings and other documents related to the applications to spy on Trump aide Carter Page.
Republicans claim the Obama FBI relied heavily on the unverified anti-Trump dossier in their application and failed to adequately disclose the document’s Democratic funding.
But in two letters from the court Thursday, Judge Rosemary M. Collyer made clear to Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes, R-Calif., and his House Judiciary Committee counterpart — Rep. Bob Goodlatte, R-Va. — that the information would be better obtained from the Justice Department.
“While this analysis is underway, you may note that the Department of Justice possesses (or can easily obtain) the same responsive information the Court might possess, and because of separation of powers considerations, is better positioned than the Court to respond quickly,” Collyer wrote to Nunes.
Collyer added that the court does not object to the Executive Branch giving such information to Congress. She noted in her other letter that Goodlatte already has made such a request to the DOJ and FBI.
http://www.foxnews.com/politic.....cords.html
She told them to piss up a rope.
You people should stay the fuck out of the Derp end.
Guess which of the co-equal branches is granted the authority under the constitution to analyze the sufficiency of warrant applications? Give up? Of course you do.
Big Hint: it isn’t the legislative branch.
Big follow up: If Chairman Nunes and the rest of the treasonous propeller heads really objected to the way the FISC grants surveillance warrants they can change the fucking statute you simpering pinhead. Instead they just reauthorized it with nary a change. Get back to your trailer and resume soaking your feet before you hurt yourselves.
@65
Wow that’s an amazing spin on the letter.
You took civics in high school? Didn’t notice the seperation of powers citation?
The Congress can’t demand things from the Judiciary. That didn’t stop Nunez from asking.
The court, respectfully, wrote a letter to go spit and if you want the info ask the DOJ if they wish to declassify it.
“Steve haz a sad.”
What? Did the loon get lynched? SAD! But it was bound to happen. I tried to warn him. Hanging out with Bob would come to no good.
@62,63 Was the friend named Anita, and was her friend known as “Long Dong,” by any chance? Just curious, that’s all.
68,
my guess is once the Pious Liar heard about “BIG BLACK COCK” he’s been passed out under smelling salts twitching uncontrollably. For once he won’t NEEEED the hate to prepare for the salt mine.
The public defender representing the Florida school shooter says he’s willing to plead guilty in exchange for life without parole.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-school-shooting-suspect-nikolas-cruz-willing-plead-guilty-life-n848846
Roger Rabbit Commentary: Not gonna happen. He’s toast.
@59 Hmmmmm…seems to be a fair assumption that Mr. Pinedo’s little shop could have been useful not only for creating bogus cyber-identities, but money laundering (and probably other fun and games).
@31 Gee the FBI is saying it’s illegal for Russian’s to do what people on HA do all the time. Odd no Federal statute is listed. Bad Russians. Bad HA folks.
Carl at least you don’t need to worry about President Obama doing a murder today, as he’s President any more. Still he did do that sort of thing on a regular basis.
@40 Watergate happened. The burglars bumbled and got caught. An actual crime occurred. The Nixon White House tried to obscure the connection. If he had come out and said at the beginning Sorry folks, we were trying a Kennedy style political dirty trick, and got caught with our hand in the cookie jar, We will not emulate the Kennedy’s again. Rather than killing the Apollo program as I’d planned, we will continue plans to establish a manned base on the moon by the end of the decade.
Until there is a crime to cover up, there is no cover up.
@49 Hey that Scorpio dude sats cops are all kinds of corrupt.
@51 It’s not how lawyer and judges interpret official acts, it is how congress interprets such things. A sitting President cannot be indicted. Thank you President Clinton, and Democrats in Congress reacting to that blow job and trying to limit special prosecutors.
@53 They also advocated on Bernie’s behalf. So is Bernie being pulled into the investigation, it appears he gained fron Russian hackers support.
@59 Couldn’t this guy be Goldie and Horses Ass, lot of similarities.