You can’t smoke in-flight, but the Transportation Security Administration has decided to lift its two-year ban on carrying cigarette lighters on airplanes.
“Taking lighters away is security theater,” [TSA assistant secretary Kip] Hawley said. “It trivializes the security process.”
And yet I still can’t carry on a fucking bottle of water!
Army Raises Maximum Enlistment Age
“For the second time in six months, the Army is raising the maximum enlistment age for new recruits, this time from 40 to 42, recruiting officials announced Wednesday.
The increase to age 42 applies to both men and women,”
http://www.military.com/featur es/0,15240,102539,00.html
Any Republican – male or female – aged 42 or less, who believes we have to fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here, are FUCKING anti-American pussies if they don’t enlist today!
No arguments, no excuses, and fro God’s sake, NOTES from your DOCTOR will not excuse you. This is not gym class you panty wastes!
It’s put up or shut up time for you fucking hypocritical pussies
http://www.military.com/featur.....39,00.html
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the next person to blow up a plane in this country did it because he was angry at all the things he’s not allowed to bring on planes?
Yeah, what GBS said.
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
Hopefully they’ll locate his head.
Get real, Goldy. Don’t you realize how much havoc you can wreak with a bottle of water?
Big deal on the lighters. The government is always fighting last year’s threat. You can’t take a pocket knife aboard but what is downstairs in the cargo hold is often unscreened.
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
If they do locate his head, they say they probably won’t be able to pull it out due to Rev. Ted “Crystal Meth-odist” Haggard’s fist is stuck in Bush’s ass, too.
i always thought it funny they would take my lighter and give me matches.
i guess this is OK since one can still send a bomb through the commercla cargo if they would want
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
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is this true??
god damn that is too funny
@11
Yeah, his one asshole will be inspected while his other one will be temporarily in charge of the country.
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
I understand that Gay Porn Star, and former CPAC darling, Matt Sanchez, will be directing Bush’s Gay Porn debut “Commander-in-Cheeks”
The opening scene will be Karl “subserviant” Rove and Dickless Cheney wearing diapers, nazi helmets, and all greased up ready to take their “
marchingspanking orders” from der Furher Bush.It’ll be on-line at http://www.whitehouse.com
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
The doctor said “I can’t tell if thats an anal wart or the collective brain of the conservative movement.”
“The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…”
“Somebody call John McCain, I just found his nose.”
@14
Some lucky doctor will be the first person to discover the source of all the intelligence we used to support the invasion of Iraq.
Come one peopple, have you seen the damage plastic water bottles are doing to the environment? Only a right wing planet hating wacko would carry plastic water bottles.
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless
Bush: “Hey, watch it Doc! When Karl Rove massages my porstate at least he has the courtesy of giving me a reach around.”
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
Bush: “That’s kinda slim, Doc! I was hoping for something larger like the Hubble telescope.”
“The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…”
Bush: “Is it in yet?”
“The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow.”
I hope they have given ample warning to Dick “the puppet master” Cheney to remove his hand before the appt.
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
Bush: “Heh, heh, I was afraid you’d find him in there. Now you know why I nicknamed him ‘Turd Blossom’.”
“ good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
Bush: “Hey, Doc, keeping on topic here, when you pull out I always let a BIG fart loose. Karl, you see, he likes to light my farts. Could git on down the the TSA and pick up a coupla lighters?”
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
I swear doc. I was just coming back from the Rose Garden and I slipped. As I was going down, my suit pants split and I landed straight on the gerbil. True story.
@23
No way I’m keeping up with you…LOL
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
Bush: “They got a sayin’ down in Texas, I’m sure it’s true here as well. It goes like this; Fool me once shame on you, fool me . . . uhhh, ummmm fool me twice uhhh . . . you really gonna buy me dinner, Doc? OK, you can do it again.”
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
Bush: “Hey, hey, everybody, I got my ass in the air, a camera in my butt and everybody’s watchin. Alls we need is Lyndie England and Charles Grainier and we’ll have us Abu Ghraib II. Party’s in my ass, everybody’s cumming!!”
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
Bush: :Whadaya mean I’m “too” old for Mark Foley?!?!?”
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
What’s the chance they find those WMDs?
The good news is: Bush gets a colonoscopy tomorrow. The possibilities are just endless…
Here comes Alberto Gonzales and Andy Card with secret papers in their hands to cancel the 2008 elections.
GOOD MORNING, PRESIDENT CHENEY
Hehehe… At Bush colon jokes.
“Yeah, but, but, not all of Washington is a bunch of liberals….”
Well, we’re liberal enough to elect and re-elect on of the more liberal members of the senate by some stunning margins.
Fence sittings Dems (that would be you Ms. Cantwelll) take note: When you go to the left you win big.
* 2004 Race for U.S. Senate
o Patty Murray (D) (inc.), 55%
o George Nethercutt (R), 43%
* 1998 Race for U.S. Senate
o Patty Murray (D) (inc.), 58%
o Linda Smith (R), 42%
* 1992 Race for U.S. Senate
o Patty Murray (D), 54%
o Rod Chandler (R), 46%
Me thinks you are too interested in the male anus GBS.
Especially that of ol’ GWB
Got something you want to “come out” with?
@1 GBS – Air Force? Navy? Couldn’t be Army, as your attitude has REMF written all over it. So come on, fess up. What kind of armchair warrior were you? You do know that there isn’t a draft? Surely you’ve gotten that word? No one is “sent” anywhere in the military. Since they’re all volunteers – something of which I’m sure you have no knowledge. Rather than denigrating people who do what they think is right, why don’t you do what’s right and stfu?
GBS was a S.E.A.L
He absolutely does not need me or anyone else to defend him.
If you’re interested in what they do, why don’t you go and read “Lone Survivor” by Marcus Luttrell
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reade.....eader-link
Start of with “thank you”
@36
I know what they do.
TJ:
Yeah, buddy, you’re right. I sure as fuck was not in the God Damn Army.
The only people dumber than Army are Marines. But the Mendoza line starts with the Army.
Support our troops – take their place.
@ 34:
No. Not really, I don’t have anything I want to “come out” with.
Well, OK, I guess I should fess up. I’m . . I’m . . heterosexual and happily married for 20 years.
There I said it, it’s out.
I’M HERE! I’M NOT QUEER! GET USED TO IT!!
I’M HERE! I’M NOT QUEER! GET USED TO IT!!
I’M HERE! I’M NOT QUEER! GET USED TO IT!!
How’s that?
TJ dumb shit.
You must’ve been Army. You’re fucking dumb, but at least you’re not totally retarded.
Did you really write this: “Surely you’ve gotten that word? No one is “sent” anywhere in the military. Since they’re all volunteers . . . ”
Because it’s Friday, and I’m in an GREAT mood, I’ll let you recant this statement before I use it to tear you a new ass hole, pvt. Ass Hole.
@38
Well tell me all about it then, chief. What made you so much better than a soldier?
More importantly, what gave you such a freakin’ left-wing attitude? That sure as hell wasn’t something you learned in the service…unless it was in some pogue support unit.
Careful, GSB, Roger Rabbit was in the Army. He may not appreciate comments like the one @ 41.
Michael is an armchair pacifist!
GBS wasn’t being an “armchair warrior” in his post @#1, he was poking fun at all the armchair warrior’s the right seems to have spawned lately.
And really, if the Army and the war in Iraq are so fucking important (I don’t think they are) you would think righties would be signing up.
The party of FUCKERS:
It seems like Nancy Pelosi and Charlie Rangel have a different idea for a tax increase every week.
They want to raise taxes on evil rich guys making more than $250,000.
They want to raise taxes on smokers.
They want to raise taxes on Americans who earn a buck overseas (and have to pay taxes in two countries).
They want to raise taxes on American companies that sell goods in other countries.
They want to raise taxes on energy (guess who pays that one).
Now, they have come out with their most outrageous idea yet–they want to tax every pension fund, college endowment, and charitable nest egg in America. H.R. 2834, sponsored by Congressmen Sander Levin (D-MI), Charlie Rangel (D-NY), and Barney Frank (D-MA) would increase the capital gains tax from 15% to 35% (for starters) in any partnership that invests. These partnerships, which include private equity firms, hedge funds, venture capital firms, real estate partnerships, and oil and gas ventures, are a key investment for any sound pension manager. They are a core element to getting a high rate of return for colleges, and represent a key asset for charities.
Do the Democrats, aka FUCKERS, have no shame?
Now they want to sneakily raise taxes on every teacher, cop, nurse, firefighter, and first responder in America. They want to drain the nest egg of your alma mater. They want to shut down charities. They won\’t stop there. This is just the first volley in what is certain to be a concerted assault on the 15% rate on capital gains and dividends–you know, the one that\’s been boosting your 401(k) nest egg since 2003.
Next week, the House Ways and Means Committee will be considering this bill. Tell your Congressman that H.R. 2834 is bad for your retirement nest egg.
“More importantly, what gave you such a freakin’ left-wing attitude?”
That is an ‘attitude’ that is shared by the overwhelming majority of the people on this planet. The fact that you would ask such a question only demonstrates the utter depth of your ignorance.
Ignorance, however, can be corrected. Give it a try.
“……….would increase the capital gains tax from 15% to 35% (for starters) in any partnership that invests.”
Hey fucker, that assertion is flat fucking incorrect. It is wrong in so many respects, it is hard to figure out which loooooooooonacy misrepresentation to start on.
Moron.
TJ @ 42:
What made me left wing? Great question and I’ll give you this; I didn’t learn it in the military, per se.
What I’ve always loved, what I’ve always cherished, what I’ve always been willing to die defending is the Constitution.
Until 1998 I was non-affiliated politically. Neither Democrats nor Republicans really did it for me. Given my particular military background you’d think I’d be a big fan of JFK.
I am not.
When I saw the Republicans literally abusing the sacred powers of the Constitution to Impeach President Clinton for lying about a blow job and reversing the popular will of THE PEOPLE — that became too much for me.
Where does it stop I wondered? If they’re willing to overthrow the presidency of the United States of America by abusing their majority in congress and misusing the powers of Impeachment then I could no longer be neutral.
While the Impeachment of President Clinton was being tried in the Senate I joined the Democrats.
I’ve never looked back, and I’ve never regretted it, I’ve put my full faith in the Democrats to do the right thing since and you know what? They haven’t failed to prove they are just as loyal to the Constitution as I am.
Something, no honest person can say of Bush or the previous Republican led congresses. You know it, I know it, and so do does the rest of America.
The only question then becomes this, when are you going to hold our elected officials to account?
This latest Edelmen letter from the under secretary at the Pentagon proves Bush is never going to take responsibility for his actions conducting this war. Something that, I, as a warrior, have a special creed that invokes personal accountability to at all times. I had to earn mine everyday. So do, does the current Commander-in-Chief.
@47
Facts please!
In post #33 I showed that a rather liberal woman can win state wide elections by large margins. So far all you’ve done is swear.
Libertarian @ 43:
A) Roger Rabbit knows my spin is nothing more than inter-service rivalry and he has my utmost respect as a warrior. I’ve been in a few fire fights, Roger has been in many and lived to tell about it. He’s a
man’s mana rabbit’s rabbit, but to modest to say so, so I will.B) It’s nothing that I’ve never said to him before!!
C) Except Marines. I really hate Marines – well, Marine Whore officers, I really hate those mother fuckers. Grunts are OK, just need to be put in their place from time-to-time.
@ 42:
PS: Don’t ever call me Chief again. You may refer to me as EN1, or Petty Officer 1st Class.
TYVM.
Later, my fellow Libs.
It’s a great day to be an American!
Is the flag yours? Own it! Take it back.
Are you religious? Own it! Take it back.
Support the military? Own it! Take it back.
Be for peace, but don’t be a pacificst!
The responsiblity of winning the fight is yours, and only yours.
Never quit!
Never give up!
Fight for those who can’t!
Fight for future generations of Americans who should receive the blessing of Liberty, just like it was freely given to you by the sacrafices of others!
You will not fail!
You cannot fail!
You will not fail!
Believe in your cause, it is noble and right and just.
rah rah rah… your party IS a failure…14 fucking percent approval ratings for the party of re-naming post office buildings and sorta almost maybe holding pajama parties that totally FLOP.
hoorah
You libs are such hypocrites. Suppose we were fighting this war in Mexico, with YOU lives and property under threat. Would y’all be so sweet on the enemy then?
I bet not.
You also have to stop this BS that our Nobel
savagesmen and womone in arms are not patriots. They know what war is and they want to fight it!If our CIC wants to send the troops to invade Vancouver, the we should go for it. He knows more than ANY of us can hope to know. Besides the damn Canadians are poisoning our young people with the Weed! Those damn folks were traiters in 76 and in the war of 1812. The time has come to settle the score!
AS FOR THE SHERIF and Darcy. Which one of thee folks would you wnat protecting YOUR back in an alley in Vancouver? Imagine, the US of A Marines, we land em on the shore of false bay and march em downtown! We bring REAL democracy to those Queen loving Tories! They’d love us!
And who do YOU think would make a great colonial Governor? Can you imagine little Ms. Darcy-used-to-make-coffee-at Microsoft, in the jack boots and camouflage jacket of a US military governor? No way! NO imagine …. Big Foot one, a Dreamliner, lands at Vancouver Airport (except we would rename with a good American name ..Ichiro Airport!). Of comes a distinguished ex sherrif, ex congressman, silver haired The Honorable David Reichert. The crowds, grateful Canucks and men and women of our expeditionary force would cheer!
Now try to imagine the same thing with Darcy? Maybe she could come along to mkae Governor Reichert’s coffee!
Yuuuhaaaa!
I this blog working!
An imposter is posting in my name and the real me can’t get through! Please do not attribute anything the other person says to the real me.
I will happily prove which of us is real. All my real messages can be decoded with version 7.1 and later of the Da Vinci code.
So the Shariff does not believe in abortions? How can he reconcile that with this botched abortion of an Iraqi war?
As for the Bush colonoscopy, imagine how much one could sell little bits of Bush shit for? I’ll bet the Bushies would make shrines of it, the liberal use it to burn in efficacy BUT the voodoo folks of N’Awlins, THEY would have a ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beware of imposters.
What if Tricky Dick decides to attack Iran when Bush is having his bunghole inspected?
Food for thought…
Whew @ #48 & #52 GBS!
How poignant and well worded. Think I’m saving this to my “Favorites” so that I can re-read at times. Proud to be an American, and you said it so well for many of us (even those of us who weren’t physically able to serve). Thanx!
Um… 53
Even the “red” areas of our state have a history of voting for Democrats and they’ll be voting big D again come 08. McMorris is going down and we’re picking up at least one more seat in the house of Reps. in eastern WA in 08.
Janet S said that Darcy wasn’t a fit mother because she was running for Congress while raising a young child. Now that cunt McMorris is preggers. Will we hear Janet S calling her Publican pal unfit? Me thinks not. It’s the Publican way to be a hypocrite in all things.
QUICK Janet S. Call your God Limpdick Limbaugh and ask him for a rebuttal talking point. We’ll wait!
GBS says:
Army Raises Maximum Enlistment Age
“For the second time in six months, the Army is raising the maximum enlistment age for new recruits, this time from 40 to 42, recruiting officials announced Wednesday.
The increase to age 42 applies to both men and women,”
http://www.military.com/featur es/0,15240,102539,00.html
Any Republican – male or female – aged 42 or less, who believes we have to fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here, are FUCKING anti-American pussies if they don’t enlist today!
No arguments, no excuses, and fro God’s sake, NOTES from your DOCTOR will not excuse you. This is not gym class you panty wastes!
It’s put up or shut up time for you fucking hypocritical pussies
Way to reach out and win people over to your side there sonny boy! Said with the condescending arrogance that you have perfected to an art form.
Congratulations, you STILL have convinced NOBODY!!!!
Oh, I almost forgot……….been there, done that.
Since I am a Chief, I’ll answer the question for you.
“I, John Paul Barelli, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.”
Notice that allegiance to the Constitution comes before allegiance to the President, and that military members are to bear true faith to it.
Considering that the current administration has called the Constitution “just a goddamned scrap of paper“, bearing true faith and allegiance to the Constitution and defending it against “all enemies, foreign and domestic makes me a liberal, under the current definitions.
And if you had ever taken the oath of enlistment, or the oath of office for Officers, you would know that.