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There once was a thread from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long it could suck it.
Wait, threads don’t have a penis
Oh, well, I mean this:
This poem’s off the rails, so fuck it.

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  1. 1

    “The Democrats, the longer they talk about identity politics, I got ’em. I want them to talk about racism every day. If the left is focused on race and identity, and we go with economic nationalism, we can crush the Democrats.”

    Bannon is wrong, but probably not in the way he expects.
    Democrats must continue to focus on identity politics. But we must focus on the identity politics of the right, and not our own. That is the key. Consider how demoralizing Fuckface’s White Rage press conference and avowed support for Nazi’s and The Klan have been for conservatives. Observe how our own trolls have gone underground, Republican pols everywhere are diving behind the sofa, and even FAUX News has been forced to repudiate many key elements of modern conservatism and condemn their beloved Fuckface.

    We’ve been saying it for decades, but only quietly for fear of offending: Republicans are misogynistic bigots who trade in hate. It’s about the identity of The Republican Party and the modern conservative movement. Fuckface demonstrates it daily. And we will never get a better opportunity to tattoo Hillbilly/Traitor on their foreheads than while Fuckface remains in office. He does most of the heavy lifting for us.

  4. 4

    I especially enjoyed that poem!

    The fact that the trolls have been missing in action lately is evidence that they are and were thoroughly embarrassed by the President Humpty Dumpboy (who has a penis so short he can’t even stroke it).

    They came here over the last 9 months pretending not to dislike the Dumpster and sweeping shit under the wrong, saying sir of the most stupid stuff that they could spew, proof that everything and everything that they’ve ever said or thought was invalid. They should have covered their penis in a shroud of plastic.

    Bunch of dumbfucks. Where have they disappeared to? They didn’t move to Canada? Did they?

    Or are they at some pow wow planning their next night of Nazism?

  5. 5

    Bannon now realizes the primary function of a presidential adviser is to take the fall when the president screws up.

  6. 6

    Blowback:

    Seattle Mayor Ed Murray calls for removal of Confederate monument, Lenin statue

    http://www.seattletimes.com/se.....in-statue/

    I wonder what happens first: Mount Rushmore detonated into rubble or the Fremont Bridge troll jackhammered into rubble?

    There once was a Fremont-based troll
    It gave much of the city its soul
    But after Lenin
    Antifa did it in
    Now it’s a place for parking toll

  7. 7

    @4 So short they had to do invasive surgery to get the sperm for artificial insemination so he could have kids.

  8. 8

    @5

    Bannon now realizes the primary function of a presidential adviser is to take the fall when the president screws up.

    I wonder if Robby Mook has learned the primary function of a presidential campaign adviser yet?

  9. 9

    @6 Well, that will be difficult, as both monuments are privately owned and situated on private property.

  10. 10

    @8 Somewhat different from the function of Trump’s campaign managers, as he doesn’t need to save his own ass by striking a plea bargain requiring him to testify against his candidate.

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    @ 9

    Yes, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, all of us acknowledge how respectful Antifa has always been toward private property owned by others.

  12. 12

    @10

    …he doesn’t need to save his own ass by striking a plea bargain requiring him to testify against his candidate.

    Not yet, you mean.

    Although he might end up having to testify against his former DNC chairwomanchairwomen. It’s a start.

  13. 13

    This morning’s CNBC headlines: “Dow jumps 100 points off low on Bannon exit.”

    and

    “NYSE floor traders cheer news of Bannon’s White House exit”

    (You know, like they do when Americans walk on the moon, or SEALs kill a fugitive terrorist.)

    Bannon should have been buying stock like crazy this morning while filling out his unemployment claim forms. My understanding is this type of insider trading is legal.

  14. 14

    Welcome back, Doctor Dumbfuck! Happy to see you’re more or less in one piece. We worried something went awry inside your shiny new horse trailer.

  15. 15

    The only reason I would have to spend all day hanging around HA is if I had no retirement money to spend outside the house, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  16. 16

    @15 Sure, we understand you have horses to occupy your time and attention. Rabbits don’t need money to have fun. A road map to your garden will suffice. We’ll leave some “calling cards” on our way out so you’ll know who ate your lettuce and carrots!

  17. 17

    @11 @12 @15 You look a little shy of retirement money yourself this morning. Did you buy the market Wednesday and short it this morning?

  18. 18

    @ 16

    A map to your lettuce garden will suffice.

    Ah, theft. Spoken like a true Democrat.

  19. 19

    @18 No, lawful exercise of aboriginal foraging rights. We were here first. This was our land before Native Americans appropriated it from us and you expropriated it from them.

  21. 21

    @19 “I read carefully what Roger Rabbit says he does, or just did. Then I do the opposite.”

    Just as I suspected. That explains why you’re posting on HA again. The difference is I don’t need an inexpensive hobby, I just happen to have one that I enjoy. Otoh, it’s hard to see what enjoyment you get from being a pinata unless you’re even sicker than we think.

  22. 22

    Good to see the Doctor back in the saddle again, although somewhat diminished, reduced to talking about the insignificant. Not surprising considering the disastrous week the GOP has had. It’s not every day that an American president reveals himself to the nation and the world as being a neo-Nazi and KKK sympathizing nutjob.

  24. 24

    @23 Well, that’s reassuring to know. I’m willing to learn from your experience.

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    @ 25

    Maybe they cancelled because Trump won’t be staying there on the weekends of their events.

    At Mar-a-Lago, the star power of the presidency helps charities — and Trump — make more money

    …Trump’s event customers could offer the grandeur of the presidency as an added attraction for potential attendees. The trend is likely to continue next year, as some charities planning Mar-a-Lago events for the 2018 season are hoping the dates they book coincide with times that Trump is staying at the club.

    “Now that you have all this security, it just creates [this sense of], ‘You’re special by being there,’ ” said Jennifer McGrath, executive director of the charity Hearing the Ovarian Cancer Whisper. The group’s late-January luncheon at Mar-a-Lago drew 75 more people than last year, McGrath said.

    “Now that it’s the president’s winter home, there’s that great chance that he might pop into your event,” she said. “And that’s kinda good, too.”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/at-mar-a-lago-the-star-power-of-the-presidency-helps-charities–and-trump–make-more-money/2017/05/13/e6bf6782-34ca-11e7-b412-62beef8121f7_story.html?utm_term=.aa2ca1c02f4a

    Just think of the value of Trump’s presence at these as similar to the value of Hillary’s presence at the podium as speaker.

    Her value before November 8th, I mean.

  30. 30

    @27 Oh, c’mon doc. As an old investing hand you should know a devaluing asset when you see one.

  33. 33

    @32 Glad you see value in perverts. Everybody’s good for something. Without Weiner, Republicans wouldn’t have a platform.

  34. 34

    @ 33

    Without #CrookedHillary, Democrats would have the White House.

    Think on your sins.

  35. 35

    The ostracism of Trump is snowballing.

    “All seventeen members of the President’s Committee on the Arts and Humanities resigned en masse Friday …. In a letter posted Friday morning, members of the committee accused the president of supporting ‘hate groups and terrorists who killed and injured fellow Americans’ by drawing ‘false equivalencies’ between white nationalists who organized the demonstrations and opponents at counter-demonstrations.”

    http://www.nbcnews.com/politic.....se-n793961

    “The mother of Heather Heyer, the woman killed in Charlottesville last weekend, said she has no plans to speak to President Trump after he equated protesters like her daughter with the white supremacists who had marched on the city. … ‘I saw an actual clip of him at a press conference equating the protesters like Ms. Heyer with the KKK and the white supremacists,’ Heyer’s mother, Susan Bro, told ‘Good Morning America’ on Friday. ‘You can’t wash this one away by shaking my hand and saying I’m sorry,’ Bro said.”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/08/18/mother-of-woman-killed-in-charlottesville-says-she-wont-speak-to-trump-after-his-comments/?utm_term=.32f94ebb61c0

    Bottom line, Trump’s presidency is over, and he’s now a lame duck.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/08/is-trump-already-a-lame-duck/537198/

    Not that he was ever more than a lame jerk. Gotta say the same of his supporters still sticking with him after this.

  36. 36

    @34 “Without Putin, Republicans wouldn’t have the White House.”

    Fixed that for ya.

  37. 37

    @ 36

    From that noted right-wing rag, Salon:

    What if the DNC Russian “hack” was really a leak after all? A new report raises questions media and Democrats would rather ignore

    http://www.salon.com/2017/08/1.....er-ignore/

    Last week, another noted conservative rag, The Nation, published something similar.

    Biggest loser: Steve.

  38. 38

    “The reason for Bannon’s departure isn’t yet clear.”

    You can be sure it isn’t because Bannon is a racist pig, because Trump himself is a racist pig.

    “It’s likely due to Trump suspecting Bannon for leaks to the press, according to Axios.”

    That’s more like it. Why do mafiosi “clip” their own “family” members? Because they’re suspected of being rats. Makes perfect sense.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....mg00000009

  40. 40

    @37 “What if the DNC Russian ‘hack’ was really a leak after all?”

    Well, if that’s how it turns out, Trump and many of his supporters are still racist pigs anyway.

  41. 41

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    Racist troll doctors like Врач немой ебать who celebrate violence should put a bronze Dodge Charger covered in bloody shoes in their clinic waiting area so decent Real Americans who aren’t racist traitors can know exactly who they are dealing with.

  43. 43

    “Think on your sins.”

    Heh. Good advice, even coming from a guy who has posted over 4,000 pro-Putin/neo-Nazi/KKK/white supremacist hashtags.

  46. 46

    Speaking of Civil War monuments:

    “The River of Blood monument is a monument located on a golf course on Lowes Island, Virginia, owned by US President Donald Trump. A plaque signed with Trump’s name states that the monument marks the site of numerous deaths in the American Civil War, but no battle or other event with mass casualties took place there.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_of_Blood_(monument)

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Who would erect a monument commemorating a battle that never happened? The same ignoramus who claimed Andrew Jackson “was really angry [about] the Civil War [and] said ‘There’s no reason for this,'” never mind Jackson died in 1845. Which brings us to this question: Who would vote for someone like that? The answer is obvious: People just as ignorant and stupid as he is.

  48. 48

    46,

    Who would vote for someone like that?

    A better question might be, who would vote for someone like that only to turn around and spend the rest of their miserable, cringing existence pretending they did not, and even if they did it was the “libbies” fault because “emails”?

  49. 49

    Banning hate groups from social media platforms is a tough one for me. I think nearly everyone agrees with preventing child molesters from using the internet to stalk their prey. Likewise, it’s reasonable for “terms of service” to save providers from complicity (and potential legal liability) in copyright violations, commission of crimes, etc. But censoring speech, even highly offensive speech, is problematical. We probably don’t want internet companies to censor speech we wouldn’t allow our government to censor. That’s a slippery slope. It’s likely to be carried out in an arbitrary manner. It could easily morph into political censorship. It’s one thing for blogs like Sound Politics to decide who can post there and what they can say. (The market solution resolved that one.) It’s something else to deny access to the internet altogether. Daily Stormer is rancid, but do we really want private companies to play God with what we can access on the internet? Who will make those decisions? Where will it stop? I like Goldy’s policy of opening up his blog to Doctor Dumbfuck, Puddy, and the other moron trolls. The HA intelligentsia will take care of them.

  50. 50

    Trump fired Bannon for the wrong reason – not because he’s a vile racist or dangerous isolationist but because there isn’t space for two prima donnas in the White House.

  51. 51

    Bannon: “I built a fucking machine at Breitbart. And now I’m about to go back, knowing what I know, and we’re about to rev that machine up.”

    Don’t Google “Fucking Machine”. But funny I have no problem assuming he meant in the google sense.

  54. 54

    Well, well, well, Dr. Dumbfuck is back. What, the goats and horses needed break?

    Between his posts about Murray and Clinton, that made me wonder about his one-trick-schtick. Methinks Dr. Dumbfuck is probably afflicted with OCD. According to NIMH, he has several of the tell-tale signs https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/obsessive-compulsive-disorder-ocd/index.shtml:

    Obsessions are repeated thoughts, urges, or mental images that cause anxiety. Common symptoms include:

    Fear of germs or contamination
    Unwanted forbidden or taboo thoughts involving sex, religion, and harm
    Aggressive thoughts towards others or self
    Having things symmetrical or in a perfect order

    Compulsions are repetitive behaviors that a person with OCD feels the urge to do in response to an obsessive thought. Common compulsions include:

    Excessive cleaning and or handwashing
    Ordering and arranging things in a particular, precise way
    Repeatedly checking on things, such as repeatedly checking to see if the door is locked or that the oven is off
    Compulsive counting

    Not all rituals or habits are compulsions. Everyone double checks things sometimes. But a person with OCD generally:

    Can’t control his or her thoughts or behaviors, even when those thoughts or behaviors are recognized as excessive
    Spends at least 1 hour a day on these thoughts or behaviors
    Doesn’t get pleasure when performing the behaviors or rituals, but may feel brief relief from the anxiety the thoughts cause
    Experiences significant problems in their daily life due to these thoughts or behaviors

    Time to seek help. With proper help, you can probably learn to handle your OCD about Clinton.

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