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If you’re celebrating the Feast of Sol Invictus, Newtonmass, Festivus, or perhaps some obscure one, have happy holidays.

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  1. 1

    Happy Yule, Happy Saturnalia, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, and Merry Christmas!

  2. 2

    Merry Christmas numb nutz HA DUMMOCRETINS. To all those whom think right, may the reason for the season, Jesus Christ, bless you this holiday season.

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    Egyptian President Abdel Fatah al-Sissi said that Trump “has shown deep and great understanding of what is taking place in the region as a whole and Egypt in particular. I am looking forward and expecting more support and reinforcement of our bilateral relations.”

    Seems people really comprehend what a future leader truly sounds like.

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    Obummer was going to abstain on an Egyptian proposal to stop additional Israeli settlements. By abstaining this was an effective yes vote for the proposal. Obummer hates Netanyahu, a man who lost his brother in war!

    Trump called for a veto. The Egyptians pulled the proposal. John Effin Kerry scheduled a news conference was going to brag that the US was going to abstain. Trump TRUMPED him and Effin Kerry canceled when Egypt pulled the proposal.

    Leadership, something truly missing these last eight years!

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    And we know what true smelly BULLSHITTIUM is @5!

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    Meanwhile, in the real world where the hanging human teabag licker doesn’t visit… https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5jgz65/
    to_that_homosexual_who_was_just_interviewed_on/
    Join the two lines to make one link!

    To that homosexual who was just interviewed on NPR’s “All Things Considered” who said that Donald Trump’s election was more traumatic to gay people than the Orlando shooting, YOU DON’T SPEAK FOR ME!

    There are level headed gay people in Anerica. Not the nut jobs that frequent HA DUMMOCRETINS!

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    WTF!!! OBAMA JUST SAID THAT WE HAVE HAD NO FOREIGN DIRECTED TERRORIST ATTACK ON U.S. SOIL SINCE HE WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT?!?! SAN BERNARDINO, ORLANDO, AND BOSTON DON’T COUNT?!?! – Gay Reddit Commenter

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    By abstaining this was an effective yes vote for the proposal.

    And there it is.

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    “Always superior to DUMMOCRETIN thought”

    … spews the babbling jackass troll who dismisses valid news sources but quotes from conspiracy theory websites in his comments.

  14. 14

    I take it that making America great again doesn’t include resurrecting Zombie (u)SP from the dead.

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    @15 Hmmm, the last comment on (u)SP, which of course is a cross-post, was posted in August and has zero comments. Doesn’t look like they have much readership left. I’ll bet even our trolls don’t visit that site anymore. And Stefan, (u)SP’s founder, disappeared over the horizon and was never seen again after he pocketed $225,000 of King County taxpayer’s money from a lawsuit paid for by donations from his generous supporters. No evidence he shared any of the loot with them. You remember Stefan? He’s the heartless jerk who got a single mom waitress fired from her job because she told his rowdy, undisciplined, and unsupervised kid to be quiet in a busy restaurant.

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    Another thing you can expect Drumpf to do is turn our nation’s railroads into oil pipelines. With less regulation, of course.

    http://www.seattletimes.com/bu.....o-changes/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: To hell with the Columbia River, it’s more important for the coal rollers to have $1.50 gas for their F-350s.

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    Forgive me if you know this but…

    The Bing Crosby classic, “I’ll be Home For Christmas” which took on deep meaning after its release during WWII is still one of my favorites.

    The songwriter Kim Gannon bequeathed the rights to the song to the American Heart Association from which they continue to benefit. So go to iTunes and buy your favorite arrangement of it.

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    Meanwhile, Drumpf’s idea for fending off growing threats from Russia and China is to replace the F-35 with an airplane that was designed in 1975 and has been in service for over 30 years.

    http://www.seattletimes.com/bu.....rtin-f-35/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: That’s some strategic thinker you Republicans have there.

    (Full disclosure: Roger Rabbit owns shares of Lockheed, maker of the F-35, and personally profits from F-35 sales. But what the hell, Roger also owns shares of Boeing, so Roger is going to make out like a rabbit no matter who Drumpf buys military airplanes from. Roger, never one to leave a stone unturned, owns shares of an Israeli defense company, too, so Roger is well positioned to profit from Drumpf’s mindless meddling in the Middle East, especially if Drumpf shitcans the Iran nuclear agreement and Israel then attacks Iran. Roger’s Israeli defense stock is up 177% since he bought it 5 years ago.)

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    Click here for photo of new Trump Air Force.

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Hawker_biplane_4-ship_formation_-_2011_Flying_Legends_%287252154266%29.jpg

    The thing with these airplanes is, you can build about 500 of them for what a single F-35 costs, and they’re easy to fly, so we’ll train tens of thousands of high school kids to pilot them and then overwhelm the enemy with sheer numbers, like the Russian infantry did on the eastern front in 1914.

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    “We must not criticize our betters..the rich..a child…The adult offspring of the President who is taking a very public role in the incoming administration of her Father and trying to profit by selling her Chinese made garments as “First Kid WallMart” exclusives. It would be rude.

    That said, a carbon fiber and aluminum tube from which there is no escape is a pretty ass-holey place to pick a fight.

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    @ 22

    Chelsea Clinton was paid $600,000 per year by NBC News.

    Had her mother not fucked up so disastrously Chelsea likely would have been First Lady.

    Really, you are going to need another angle than profiting and prominent roles in administrations, Cz-252.

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    @ 21

    Watching the snow fall from a downtown high-rise. By the time it gets to you it’s shit and mud, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

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    Plugs weighs in.

    “She thought she had no choice but to run. That, as the first woman who had an opportunity to win the presidency, I think it was a real burden on her,” Biden said.

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/22/.....index.html

    Pretty real burden on the downballot Dems saddled with her, too.

    God bless us, every one.

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    @23 Her mother didn’t fuck up disastrously. Nearly 3 million more voters chose her over your mutt. As you (and they) will soon realize, the morons who voted for Drumpf fucked up disastrously.

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    @25 “Pretty real burden on the downballot Dems saddled with her, too.”

    Yeah, we would’ve gained even more seats in the House and Senate with Bernie. Still pretending you “won” the congressional races, Boob? I guess if you call losing 6 House seats and 2 Senate seats a “victory.”

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    @18/@19 That’s one Trump idea that might actually make sense, particularly to military pilots who face being ordered to actually fly those overpriced death traps. It would make even more sense to spend some of that money procuring more A-10’s and upgrading the ones we already have.

    That is, if (1.) one assumes that we’re going to continue to conduct wars and (2.) if so, we might actually want to win some of them.

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    @23

    Which has nothing to do with nothing. And makes assumptions about an alternate time-line universe. I guess anyone who criticized her NBC deal is scum as our resident liar has demonstrated.

    Oooooh, you got me there.

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    I noticed this morning that despite the fact that its base is surrounded by concertina wire to deter such things, Selig’s “Adam” statue in front of the old Federal Reserve building now sports what appears to be a green whale sticker on its left buttock.

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    Meanwhile, the National Popular Vote movement gains ground, after idiotic voters in hillbilly states flexed their minority voting power to elevate a lying, racist, misogynist groper who cheats everyone who does business with him to POTUS under a dysfunctional constitutional provision that was adopted to preserve slavery.

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireS.....e-44371858

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    @34 Evidence that people whose behavior is governed by hormones instead of brains shouldn’t be allowed to own either motor vehicles or guns. Both Henry Ford and the authors of the Second Amendment fucked up.

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    I lost the election because I was arrogant and ignored and disparaged a part of the country that should have voted for me. I knew exactly how the Electoral College process worked, yet I let my ego run wild and make the wrong decisions, similar to the way Bill let his little head do the thinking in the past.

    I lost, and it’s my fault.

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    I wonder if that Constitution burns with a Nuke Bomb drop!

    Bomb, bomb, bomb, burn, burn, burn

    If the Ape isn’t crispy enough!

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    “unless he can get Ted Nugent to come”

    I want to see right-wing Christians rocking out to Cat Scratch Fever.

  41. 41

    Fellow ha heroes! Happy holidays. As reported earlier in the week, the sun will set at 4:22 pm this evening.. Three whole minutes later than last week.. How will we endure 3 more minutes of babbling jackass noise and spam links to klownspiratorial garbage websites?

    We’ll find a way. We are nothing if not resilient.

    The holidays are a busy time. Yours truly may not make it for the countdown to weekly freedom from obnoxious babbling jackass noise.. The weekly cocktail recipe may be a bit late.

    If you’re not terribly busy this holiday season feel feel to drop by this evening after 4:22 pm.. It’s a time of the week to savor.

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    @ 35

    Meanwhile, the National Popular Vote movement gains ground…

    It gains ground when another state signs on. The last one that did so did it in 2014, nearly three years ago.

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    Actress Carrie Fisher suffered a heart attack on a plane from London to Los Angeles. Not clear whether she’ll survive. It doesn’t look good.

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    Trump buddy’s Xmas wish list:

    “Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford. He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to Valerie [Jarrett], who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her. Michelle Obama: I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.”

    http://www.nbcnews.com/politic.....as-n699621

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Such nice people, those Trumpies. Boob celebrates their accession to power.

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    10… 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. Bzzzztttt…

    Oops no fair.. Didn’t get here in time..

    But savor the quiet fellow ha heroes… Isn’t it nice? No annoying noise from that babbling jackass..

    Still have stuff to do.. Will do the best I can to follow up with a cocktail recipe..

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    Whew! We’re overwhelmed with holiday stuff to do.

    Let’s all relax and gather our strength for the coming storm gales from the always wrong wing and the ha zeroes. Damn they’re ugly when they gloat!

    I wish all my fellow ha heroes the happiest of holiday seasons.

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    @45 Funny, our trolls have nothing to say about the kind of people their hero hangs out with. But then, there’s really nothing they can say. It speaks for itself.

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    “ … if the Republicans use budget reconciliation to repeal the Affordable Care Act, the precedent that it only takes 50 votes to make major changes to health care will have been set; the next time Democrats have the majority in the Senate, we will use the budget reconciliation process to lower the eligibility age for Medicare from sixty five years old to one day old. In short, if Republicans take the unprecedented step of repealing the Affordable Care Act with 51 votes, we firmly believe that a precedent that will allow us to pass Medicare for all with 51 votes will have been set. And because we believe that our constituents should not have to sleep on broken arms and go without the dignity of medical care for their ailments, we will pass Medicare for All with 51 votes the next time we are entrusted with a Majority in the Senate.”

    Go ahead, Repubs, use the budget reconciliation process to repeal Obamacare — which is the ONLY way you CAN repeal it. Because if you do, we’re going to have government-run single-payer health insurance the next time Democrats control Congress and the White House. You won’t get to filibuster it.

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    @24,
    Downtown?
    Jeez, I wonder what forced the hillbilly in from from the familiar safety and comfort of his trailer in Oak Harbor?
    Must be another audit.

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    @50,
    Ugly when they gloat? Fuck no. They’re funny as shit when they gloat!
    They live every day in self imposed ignorance and shit. Their communities are ravaged with poverty, disillusionment, violence, and despair. They numb themselves to their own intense pain with empty consumption, broadcast reality television porn, hideous junk food, cheap toxic narcotics, pre-sweetened moonshine, and motorized toys bought on credit. Their families hate each other with a passion only surpassed by their mindless devotion to laughably absurd superstitions. Should anything of real beauty or honesty appear in their midst the ignorant mob stomps it out of existence in a fiercely jealous rage.

    Gloating is like the cherry on top!

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