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FIRST!
Next up: Sean Hannity.
I hope.
nah..Cheney is up next..Its just waste of good water to include Hannity..
Too bad he’ll have to say that he ‘misspoke’ and bend over for Limbaugh’s cigar if he wants to keep his show and stay in the Republican party.
That chickenhawk, chickenshit piece of crap coward Handjob Hannity won’t step up and do this. He’s a punk and a coward. Kieth offered $1000 a second for Hannity to backup his promise to be waterboarded for the “troops.” Of course Hannity, like all Publican swill is all talk and no action. No wonder we beat these little girls like a drum on Nov 4!
What a douche bag. This clown has a radio show?
It seems to be a universal constant that the biggest, baddest, macho talking ‘heros’ turn out to be the biggest, blubbering pussies?
Hannity if afraid of soiling his panties in public.
I should point out that what this fool went through was nothing like what we did to the detainees at Gitmo. This guy wasn’t hooded, tied down, subjected to long term torture and STILL he couldn’t take it.
Every right wing traitor who says this isn’t torture should be willing to undergo it then right?
There IS such a thing as a nigger:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/vid.....ttack.kcpq
Happy memorial day everyone! And before the righties start going off, my lefty extended family has a history of military service stretching from the Revolution to ‘Nam. We’ll be putting flags and flowers out at a couple of national cemeteries today.
I’ve had some professional dealings with Mancow and his producers and always found him to be exactly the ASS that he seems like on the radio.
But today I have some respect for him. He was man enough to try the stunt and man enough to admit he was wrong.
Wow. Silence. I’ll tell ya one thing, if I was on a blog, and someone called an African-American man a nigger, I would denounce them as being a racist.
Wait a sec!
Didn’t Little Ricky Dumbass say this wasn’t torture???
Hey rightys! You can try this at home! It’s easy! Drown yourselves in the bathtub!*
* Just kidding! Ann Coulter concentration camp joke! That’s too easy on you nazis. You should suffer a long, long time.
I’m not surprised that the HA hooligans aren’t talking about the obama starting his own news network.
Having the liberal media take those unflattering photos and ask him those tough questions is too much for the obama to endure. And since he’s the president he can do what he wants.
President Obama welcomed the University of Connecticut Lady Huskies, who had just won the NCAA women’s basketball championship.
After the event, President Obama went to the White House basketball court to shoot hoop with the Lady Huskies. The White House press corps was not allowed to attend.
Reads the print pool report from that day: After shaking hands with the team’s parents and members of Congress who showed up, the president walked the team over to his basketball court and shot hoops. The pool was held back from the stroll down the drive and around the corner, and couldn’t see the court. Poolers could hear periodic cheering coming from the other side of the bushes.
Read the TV pool report: "Your Pool was not allowed to go over and shoot POTUS with the team shooting hoops. We protested loudly.
Now we know why: Obama White House officials decided to do their own media report on the visit, complete with cuts, interviews, and chyrons identifying who’s speaking.
Also, just like a network, they have their own little logo!
Cute!
Do Obama White House officials think their media coverage isn’t flattering enough?
Is the goal to ultimately replace the pesky photographers who film what they want to and not what they’re told to (not to mention the annoying reporters who ask uncomfortable questions about, say, detainee policy and bank bailouts)
Just imagine the outrage from the left if bush had done this.
It’s good for the obama that the democrats are so fickle about their principles.
Hmmmm. I knew I saw this before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGG0tLDdxG0
Since it’s memorial day weekend, let’s all reflect back on the words of the obama on memorial day last year…
On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.
Does obama see dead people?
I guess he should give them a shout out since so many dead people voted for the obama, it’s the democrat tradition.
RS @ 15
I’ve been waiting for you to show up with something ridiculously stupid for this thread, and I’m glad to see that you didn’t disappoint.
Let’s see. A few ounces of alcoholic beverage vs. 3/4 of a gallon of water. Somehow, that’s not a significant difference.
I’m not surprised Stammerin’ Marvin the child rapist doesn’t want to talk about how his pal Handjob Hannity won’t walk the walk now that he’s talked the talk. Come on Marv, call on Handjob Hannity to be waterboarded.
And what would you know about Memorial Day? Like the other cowards you look up to: Flush Limbaugh, Handjob Hannity, and WHATADICK Cheney, you don’t have a clue about military service. And no – letting a guy in the military fuck you in the ass doesn’t count.
Interrogation is not supposed to be pleasant, these heathen bomb-tossers aren’t spending a week at the spa.
If ya let me poke around in the terrorists anal bum chutes, I’d get’em to talk in a quick minute woowee.
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Gee Don, didn’t know that you were a member of my fan club. Waiting for me to show up? I’m flattered. I’m avail for autographs and pictures…
JK
Humor Don, Humor.
RS @ 22
Humor Don, Humor.
So, are you now agreeing that we did torture people?
NO
Simply that people volunteer, and PAY for the alcoholic version of the waterboard…
RS @ 24
NO
So you seriously think that a few ounces of alcohol is the same as trying to swallow 3/4 gallon of water? Absolutely incredible.
I suggested you look up the name “Ramon Navarro” in connection to this subject. Apparently you didn’t. His testimony was among the testimony used to convict Japanese soldiers for what you called “water cure”.
There is no substantive difference between what Ramon Navarro described in his testimony and what we see in the Mancow video.
The difference between a few ounces of alcoholic beverage and 3/4 gallon of water might not seem like all that great a difference to you, but it sure as hell made a great deal of difference to those who convicted Japanese soldiers of torture.
People who think waterboarding isn’t torture should read this and follow the link.
And Josh Marshall has a take worth reading.
New rule: Anyone who thinks that any form of torture isn’t really torture should be subjected to it before they can have any credible claim that it’s not.
hopefully all right thinking people have seen jesse ventura on The View take apart that f’ing right wing stooge elizabeth hassleback (sp?)
the clip closes with ventura laying out the challenge – give him a waterboard, 1 hour, and dick cheney AND he’ll have cheney confessing to the sharon tate murders.
but … WTF does a vietnam special forces combat vet know about violence, ESPECIALLY vs. rush, bush, cheney …?
rmm.
Sorry seabos84, but i’m not going to listen to a 9/11 truther like Ventura the loon any time soon.
i’m not going to listen to a 9/11 truther like Ventura the loon any time soon.
You’ve tried this gambit before. Why should we ignore Malcolm Nance?
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If waterboarding is torture, then every 6 year old big brother should be tried and convicted, because the shit they do at the swimming pool in the summer is worse than this.
Waterboarding is the equivalent of leaving the windows up on a hot day. Only a bunch of pussy liberals would get their panties up their ass about something so ridiculous.
The Pelosi Galore crowd would rather every enemy combatant/terrorist get their own air conditioned barca lounger with a cuzi, some Sunny D and a cigar.
32:
I have a little experience with this. I will pay you $1000 for every second you can last after the first ten seconds. If you last less than 10 seconds, you will pay my favorite charity $100.
Nice moniker too. Brings to mind that I might not stop the water boarding when you pussy out after 4 seconds.
There is a special place in hell for moe-rons like you.
33. My Left Foot spews:
32:
I have a little experience with this.
MLF, First..Thank you for your service to our country. If my memory serves, you were a Ranger officer? RLTW!
Was waterboarding part of your training?
MLF I was curious so I went back and looked…
Professionally he is/was a soldier. I come from what some would call privilege. My husband did not. Yet, in this marriage, I am the one who married up. College graduate, MBA, Army Ranger and Navy Seal team training. There is more training that he does not talk about. All of this as an officer, JCH. He volunteered for all of his assignments, never once did he refuse a request from his country. Never once did he beg off or back down from a challenge. Did you know that the Seal Team patch is the only insignia that can be worn cross-branch in the military?
Did you really make it thru BUD/S training?
That is really something.
Found this on http://www.socnet.com
Bet you would find lots of friends there…
For MLF
R A N G E R
The average age of this man is 20 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under nonnal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father’s; but he has never collected unemployment either.
He’s a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to country, rock and roll, hip-hop, rap, jazz or swing and an M60 machine gun they refer to as the “PIG”. He is 20 or 30 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working and fighting from before dawn to well after dusk.
He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can breakdown a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop or wait patiently until he is told to march.
He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you’re thirsty, he’ll share his water; if you are hungry, his food. He’ll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low. He evens wishes that if the Lords calIs a soldier home today that it be him and not his buddy.
He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your life – or take it, because that is his job. He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay and still fmd ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death then he should have in his short lifetime.
He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped to create them. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to ‘square-away’ those around him who haven’t bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful. Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is an American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years.
Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood. As you go to bed tonight, remember his short request. All that he has asked for in return is: our friendship and understanding, a little shade, 10 minutes of some quiet time to re-supply his emotions buy staring at a picture of loved ones tucked safely away in his kevlar and if you do not know his name, that you call him RANGER! He will acknowledge you, then, continue his mission, the defense of your freedom .
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Thank you to all who serve, have served, and the families of all our soldiers..
Peace to those we have lost.
Very Nice Right Stuff,
Just wanted to say thanks to all of our vets, the best of wishes to each of you, prosperity and long life, in the country you have served and protected unselfishly.