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Open Thread 3-8

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Y’all! You can see the Puget Sound from Bell Street! The Viaduct is viadown there. I can’t wait for more sightlines as more and more removal happens. So cool.

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  1. 1

    No, it’s an indictment of the left. When Navratilova is ostracized for saying that men-who-identify-as-women have an unfair advantage when competing athletically against real women, it tends to restrict people from saying publicly what they are and what they believe.

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    When a smart man like John Hickenlooper is reluctant to say on #MorningJoe that “I am a capitalist,” that’s not an indictment of the Democratic Party. That’s a rightful indictment of the middle-class-destroying swindle that modern capitalism has become

    5:54 AM – 8 Mar 2019

    It also outs him as a spineless motherfucker, which makes him right at home in the Democrat party.

  3. 3

    Although a member of the Democrat party, Lee Zeldin is NOT a spineless motherfucker.

  4. 4

    “a spineless motherfucker”

    Gotta give it to, Doctor Dumbfuck, he has firsthand knowledge about being a spineless motherfucker.

  5. 5

    @ 2

    Picture a world where Barack Hussein Obama had a Private Super Bowl viewing party attended by a Brothel Owner whose establishment is accused of human trafficking.

    Wouldn’t it be easier to picture a world where Barack Hussein Obama appointed as his representative to the governments of the world – including governments which permit and sometimes even encourage abominable treatment of women – a Secretary of State whose husband has been credibly accused of rape and other forms of sexual assault on numerous occasions?

    ’cause that actually happened.

  6. 6

    @ 2, 5

    Damn, I forgot to mention that Barack Hussein Obama then had that same credibly accused serial rapist of women give a keynote speech at his 2012 DNC convention.

    I must be slipping.

  9. 9

    Although having a serial rapist tell 50 million people on national TV how great you are isn’t nearly the same as a private Super Bowl party with a guy in his late 70s who later received a rub ‘n tug at a joint he knew nothing about and visited on a whim, so I gotta say Cz-252’s got me on that one.

  10. 10

    Shorter Steve @ 7:

    If Donald Trump’s upset at an anti-Semite serving in Congress then there really must not be anything wrong with what she said.

    Oh, Steve, did backing #CrookedHillary in 2016 teach you nothing at all?

    Evil is evil. Evil isn’t suddenly good because your opponent objects to it.

  12. 12

    “Oh, Steve, did backing #CrookedHillary in 2016 teach you nothing at all?”

    Nah. Learn any lessons yet from backing Putin?

    #dumbfucksforputin #hashtagsforputin

  13. 13

    @ 11

    Hey, Steve, did you realize that your linked article has not one word about Trump?

    Steve King was censured by name and removed from his committee position. You sure this is the comparison you wanna make? ’cause Lee Zeldin already made it, explicitly.

    Pull your head out and breathe once in a while, Steve.

  14. 14

    “Hey, Steve, did you realize that your linked article has not one word about Trump?”

    Of course it didn’t, dumbfuck. The article was about Rep. Steve King. You and your orange moron were all over King like stink on shit. You really took him to task. Just like you did with the fascist March on Washington. Oh, wait. My bad. That was us commies. You two didn’t say a fucking thing.

  16. 16

    @1 Trans athletes destroyed the middle class? Just asking.

    (And he wonders why we think he’s a dumbfuck.)

  17. 17

    @3 Get your terminology straight. There is no “Democrat Party.” There’s a Republican Party and a Democratic Party and a bunch of little inconsequential parties, except the Republican Party is rapidly turning into a Turd Party.

    (play on words intended)

  19. 19

    @5 That would never make it into print at any reputable news publication until a copy editor drew a line through “credible.” But this is HorsesAss and you’re Doctor Dumbfuck, so we understand where you’re coming from as regards your blind irrational hatred of everything Clinton.

  21. 21

    I’ve never understand Doctor Dumbfuck’s blind irrational hatred of the Clintons. I wonder if he was a secret investor in Whitewater who got burned? Or maybe he was a girl once and Bill fondled him before he became a boy? It’s very curious.

  24. 24

    @10 Evil isn’t suddenly good if you start calling it “my good little buddy,” either.

    But that doesn’t stop Cadet Bone Spurs from trying to replicate Neville Chamberlain to the best of his ability.

    And it doesn’t stop you from embracing the whole turd show.

  25. 25

    Lee Zeldin ~ a Jew who only cares about Jews, no one else. Sounds hypocritical to me. You want NOT spineless – Fuck you Zeldin – now there is NOT spineless.

  26. 26

    @21 he’s upset. Could be that he got passed up by Bill, or the horse is just not putting out anymore.

  27. 27

    @9 so naive Bob or a true Dumbfuck….. but You can’t fool us with your act. Would you like an Oscar or Emmy?

  31. 31

    The “irrational hatred” is pretty much even on both sides. Democrats have an irrational hatred of anyone that might disagree with them in even the slightest fashion, and Republicans have an irrational hatred to anyone other than those who think exactly like they do.

    But look on the bright side side – Hillary Clinton is NOT president and never will be!

  32. 32

    “Could be that he got passed up by Bill, or the horse is just not putting out anymore.”

    Every time one of us writes the words “Doctor Dumbfuck, a horse whinnies.

  34. 34

    …must not be anything wrong with what she said.

    Maybe there is, and maybe there isn’t.

    It’s a matter of opinion because Ilhan Omar is not being criticized for saying anything anti-Semitic. She has said lots of things that were anti-Israel. And she has said one or two things that were critical of her fellow members and their associations with lobbyists for Israel.

    So how does this new GOP rule work? If a lawmaker speaks up about The House of Saud dismembering a Washington Post journalist with cordless bone saws while he is fully conscious and still alive, shrieking through his duct tape gag would that be “anti-Muslim” bigotry and warrant censure in Congress?

    Will your President Draft Dodger be implementing this new policy nationwide through a declaration of MUURJINSEEE!!! or through a simple EO? Or will it just be something you guys leave laying around in Congress to use whenever it’s convenient?

    How will a member know when criticism of an occasionally lawless and violent foreign government will be labeled “EVIL”?

    Will only the criticism of the lawless and violent behavior of quasi-religious states be labeled “EVIL”? Or will similar criticism of quasi-ethnic states also be labeled “EVIL”?

    Will it only be labeled “EVIL” to criticize the lawless and violent behavior of nation states? Or will you extend this same consideration to certain corporations or individuals? Which ones? Will it depend on how much money they contribute to a political campaign? If so, can you tell us which campaigns?

    How can El Chapo get in on this deal?

  35. 35

    @31

    Oh look, we have a Fox News viewer.

    Yes, the left hates EVERYONE who disagrees slightly.

    Democrats who support the Death penalty, hate all those mother fuckers.

    Lefties who think Medicare for all too expensive and instead want Obamacare expansion, Pumch those assholes in the face.

    You DRIVE A CAR! you should be in prison!

    You go to church? Obviously you want biblical law to rule America so, FUCK YOU! (Note, the undearly departed troll wanted us all to be forced to drink the grape juice)

  36. 36

    31 bears all the traits of the former Teapublican Shy-Trumper turned Shamed-Trumper.

    Will vote for Schultz even if he isn’t on the ballot.
    When Schultz fails to get even a single electoral vote, his conscience will be clear.
    Drives a pickup truck because it feels “authentic”.

  38. 38

    @31 Bullshit. False equivalency. As has been shown over and over again, the parties aren’t the same. Republicans are much worse.

    Trump is taking the GOP to an even lower level that nobody thought possible. His appeal to his base is entirely built on racism, bigotry, demonizing others, and stoking hate and violence. He’s the most dangerous demagogue America has seen since the Civil War. He appears to be trying to start another one.

  39. 39

    @34 Israel should exist, and while Israelis have amply demonstrated they can take care of themselves, America should contribute to ensuring Israel’s survival. Israel exists because of the Holocaust, the long history of pogroms that preceded it, the continuing virulence of anti-Semitism in many countries, and Jews’ need for a homeland where they will be safe.

    That said, Palestinians need a country of their own, too. At present they are a conquered and subjugated people, and no one can expect anyone to accept that as a permanent condition. While their goal of destroying Israel cannot be accepted, and their resistance tactics have often been abhorrent, and Israel unquestionably has a right to defend itself, there will never be peace in the Middle East until Palestinians are freed from Israel’s domination. If you invade someone’s village with belligerent intentions they’re going to fight, period, especially when they have nowhere else to go.

    It doesn’t take any brains to figure out how we should approach the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. The U.S. should not support Israeli provocations like building more Israeli settlements in Palestinian territory or Netanyahu’s other aggressions. Our aid to Israel should be conditioned on their willingness to continue down the path of a negotiated settlement that will enable both sides to live in peace. The same goes for aid to the Palestinians. Our fundamental policy should be pursuit of a peaceful resolution. The U.S. should not lightly surrender its role and credibility as an impartial mediator, as the Trump administration is doing for short-term political gain. The world can’t afford his shortsighted policies.

  40. 40

    Israel isn’t above criticism, and criticizing some of its policies and actions doesn’t mean we don’t support Israel. Likewise, condemning Palestinian terrorism doesn’t mean we don’t support a just peace or their legitimate aspirations.

    With respect to both parties, we must both criticize and support, as the situation demands.

  41. 41

    +29.99% for the period January 1, 2018 through March 8, 2019.

  42. 42

    @41 Down from 33-something a few days ago? Aww, what a shame! Keep riding that Trump pony to prosperity, baby!

  43. 43

    Jussie lookin’ at hard time.

    That’s one way to get dick, I s’pose. gman, ever done it behind bars?

  45. 45

    “The Trump administration rejected a green card application for a Muslim man who accused Border Patrol of serving him pork sandwiches for six days — and did so the day after HuffPost published an article detailing his allegations.

    “Adnan Asif Parveen filed an application to adjust his immigration status nearly two years ago, based on his marriage to a U.S. citizen. But he had yet to receive a decision from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services before he was detained at a Border Patrol checkpoint in Falfurrias, Texas, on Jan. 11. …

    “Though Asif possessed a permit allowing him to work legally while his green card application was pending, Border Patrol agents detained him for six days.

    “Asif said the only food he received in the agency’s custody was a pork sandwich every eight hours, which he had to refuse because he practices Islam. When agents offered nothing else, he picked off the meat and ate the bread.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/adnan-asif-parveen-green-card-denied_n_5c82c5c1e4b0ed0a00134e1a

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: So what do you get from being a total fucking asshole? I’d like Trump or one of his Border Patrol agents to explain. (If Doctor Dumbfuck wants to stand in for them, he can have at it.)

    Unfortunately this kind of behavior delegitimizes all law enforcement in the public’s eyes. It tears down the good cops, too.

  46. 46

    39,
    I think the point is that in a free society engaged with principles of religious tolerance and respect, a public debate about foreign policy toward any nation is allowed on terms of legitimate national interest.

    And a public debate about the rights of people to exist in a particular place on account of their religion is something Teh Dumbfuck and his beloved President Draft Dodger will always struggle with.

    Because this shit really is “the status quo” for Republicans now.

  47. 47

    Undocumented Demorat Of The Week Award, Final Results–First Place, undocumented executioner Bahena-Rivera, as previously reported;
    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/03/04/illegal-alien-accused-of-murdering-mollie-tibbetts-requests-hispanic-majority-jury-pool/

    Second Place, undocumented gynecologist Jesus Manzanilla Alvarado;
    The man accused of sexually abusing a 68 year old patient at a senior home in St. Cloud is now in the custody of Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
    Jesus Manzanilla Alvarado was arrested after allegedly admitting to sexually touching the woman at the St. Benedict’s Center. A statement from ICE says an immigration detainer and administrative arrest warrant was issued March 1st because the 23-year-old from Big Lake is a citizen of Mexico and is in the U.S. illegally. He currently has DACA status, but with his latest arrest and extensive criminal background, that will be revoked and the process of deportation started.
    https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/media-blackout-daca-recipient-sexually-assaulted-nursing-home-patient/

    Third Place, undocumented pediatrician Julio Cesar Leon;
    Julio Cesar Leon, 41, of Weatherford, pleaded guilty to repeatedly molesting a girl over a period of years and was sentenced to 40 years in prison without the possibility of parole in a case that concluded in district court last week, Assistant District Attorney Jeff Swain said.
    Leon was convicted of continuous sexual abuse of a young child for engaging in various sexual acts with a girl when she was between 10 and 14 years old, Swain said. Since he was not in the U.S. legally, at the conclusion of his sentence, Leon will be deported.
    https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/illegal-alien-repeatedly-molested-girl-for-years-beginning-when-she-was-10-years-old/

  48. 48

    2 years and I’ve had to hire and fire 7 personal trainers because I haven’t lost a pound – I’m still 5’-4” and 280. I don’t get it! Just because I like Big Macs and Ice Cream should be an excuse for thier inabilities. You can’t hire good help anymore.

  49. 49

    Man, I may be in some serious trouble with 16 felony charges against me!

  50. 50

    @43. Big mistake if he lets a Republican suck his dick behind bars.

    To answer your question though – no, not behind bars….but I can’t say no to a police cruiser. I tend to stay away from Barns though too.

  51. 51

    Jussie – no worries. Plenty of good people behind bars too aside from the Republican ones.

  52. 52

    I see Teh Dumbfuck is switched back to JUSSIEEEEE!!!!

    Were some new indictments handed down?

    This really is “the status quo” for Republicans now.

  53. 53

    McYertle and ilk’s deepest fears:

    If registration were easier and more people who are not registered now did so, that would mean Republicans would lose more elections.

    If it were easier for people with disabilities to vote, Republicans would lose more elections.

    If the practice of voter caging were outlawed, Republicans would lose more elections.

    If we cracked down on deceptive practices and voter intimidation, Republicans would lose more elections.

    If we let those with criminal convictions who have served their time vote, Republicans would lose more elections.

    If we mandated paper trails for ballots to ensure accuracy, Republicans would lose more elections.

    If more Americans were able to vote early if it’s convenient for them, Republicans would lose more elections.

    If more Americans could vote by mail if they chose, Republicans would lose more elections.

    If secretaries of state couldn’t administer their own elections, as Brian Kemp did in Georgia last year, Republicans would lose more elections.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/03/08/republicans-terrified-prospect-voting-becoming-easier-more-fair

    I.E. there’d be more folks happy that the Dino 4-time Lossis of the world really Lossi’d as much as they truly deserve..

    Oh yeah what a wonderful world that would be.

  54. 54

    So if a Christian woman, who makes regular TV appearances as a Christian woman, claims to speak for Jews on Anti-Semitism and then a political cartoonist draws an image of a Christian Woman crying about Anti-Semitism surrounded by the symbols Christians used to oppress Jews through the centuries is the Christian woman being harmed by Anti-Semitism?

    What if she says she has Jewish friends?
    Asking for a friend.

  55. 55

    Too bad for Jussie that he isn’t a white Republican campaign manager who betrayed his country and lied his ass off to his prosecutors under the guise of cooperation. He’d get off easy.

  56. 56

    Carl your excitement of now being able to see Puget Sound sounds familiar to someone who loses a lot of weight and then is able to see their dick again.

  57. 57

    @56 Huh! How about that! I didn’t even bother to read it, assuming it was just another whine about people who ride buses.

  59. 59

    Looks like Chelsea Manning has more and bigger balls than the Repukes that all are supposed to have them but don’t.

  60. 60

    Demorat Pornstar Party Of Pussywhipped Punks News– Mullah Omar (D-ISIS) stares down pussywhipped punk Demorats; “Don’t you dare call me out for Jew-baiting you mudderfuggers,”
    Demopunks bend over, kiss her ass, don’t mention Omar in punk resolution.
    ————————————–
    Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) celebrated the passage of a resolution against antisemitism in the U.S. House of Representatives on Thursday, even though her own antisemitic remarks triggered the vote, because it was the first time Congress had condemned “Anti-Muslim bigotry.”
    The World Jewish Congress criticized Democrats for “watering down” language on antisemitism after including a variety of other groups that had little or no relation to the controversy. The resolution also failed to name Omar. In a joint statement with Reps. Rashid Tlaib (D-MI) and André Carson (D-IN), the other Muslims in Congress, Omar said:
    Today is historic on many fronts. It’s the first time we have ever voted on a resolution condemning Anti-Muslim bigotry in our nation’s history. Anti-Muslim crimes have increased 99% from 2014-2016 and are still on the rise.
    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/03/07/ilhan-omar-takes-victory-lap-antisemitism-resolution-first-vote-against-anti-muslim-bigotry/

  61. 61

    @53 “If we let those with criminal convictions who have served their time vote, Republicans would lose more elections.”

    That’s probably not true. Republicans likely would benefit if felons could vote. After all, most criminals are Republicans (party because most Republicans are criminals).

    This was vividly demonstrated in 2005, when newspaper interviews with 10 ineligible felons who voted in Washington’s 2004 gubernatorial election (because the law was confusing and their parole officers told them they could) revealed that 9 voted for Rossi and only 1 for Gregoire.

  62. 62

    @60

    Dumbest mf’er alive and we had Piddles.

    23 GOP party love their freedom to hate so much they voted no. Yea 407, Nay, 23 Steve King, R-OpenlyRacist Present, 1

    Keep talking about it. It makes you look GrrrrrrrHate!

  63. 63

    Nay, 23 Steve King, R-OpenlyRacist Present, 1

    Yours truly was under the impression that the randroid ryan (ret.) kook-haus freedumb kookus was bigger than 24 members.

    Some of them actually voted yea to the resolution and AGAINST bigotry? Who knew?

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