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You know, it’s a shame that the worst thing we can do to John McCain is to send him back to the US Senate where his rich wife can take care of him until his untimely death due to excessive hostility or an addiction to his wife’s painkillers.
It’s a shame, that’s all I’m sayin’.
But send him back we will.
That Seattle U. prof busted for soliciting child sex online ran for the legislature as a REPUBLICAN.
“Seattle University professor charged in sex sting ran for office in ’06
“By Nancy Bartley
“Seattle Times staff reporter
“So many people believed in Capt. Andrew Douglas Franz that they ponied up thousands of dollars in contributions for his unsuccessful 2006 bid for a 47th District House seat.
When … police announced that Franz was facing eight criminal charges alleging he attempted to have sex with a child under 15, no one was more stunned than … Dino Rossi. …
“When Franz ran for the Legislature, Rossi contributed to his campaign. So did … the Eastside Republicans of King County and the King County Republican Central Committee.
“Franz lost to the Democratic incumbent from Covington, Rep. Pat Sullivan, with 41 percent of the vote. But Franz’s potential as a candidate seemed to be established … until he was arrested a week ago … after arriving in Denver.”
Quoted under fair use; for complete story and/or copyright info see today’s Seattle Times.
Roger Rabbit Commentary: This isn’t so bad. What I mean is, it’s plenty bad, but there was an even worse GOP legislative candidate! At least he didn’t post statements on the internet hoping for the deaths of innocent American airline passengers, like his fellow GOP legislative candidate Mark Griswold did.
(Not) Supporting the Troops Dep’t
The House passed a bill providing education benefits to combat veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, to be paid for by an income tax surcharge of less than 1/2% on income over $500,000 individuals) or $1 million (couples) a year, with 224 Democrats and 32 Republicans in favor. The majority of Republicans, though, voted against it saying “Now is not the time to raise taxes.”
Roger Rabbit Commentary: The cheap labor conservatives also opposed a 3.9% pay raise for our soldiers passed by the House earlier this week. These insults to our troops are brought to you by the same tightwads who billed our National Guardsman and Reservists for medical treatment of their battle injuries. They don’t want to pay for roads, schools, or libraries, either.
Speaking of cheap labor conservatives, can you imagine a guy making $14 million a month for part-time consulting work calling for a $2.13 minimum wage? Neither can Washington voters. That’s why Republican candidates can’t break 40% in our state.
I haven’t been real impressed with Move On’s stuff lately, but I’m impressed by this one. It’s a good hard hit.
Oh Roger at 3: So why did both McDermott and Inslee vote against it (against veterans), while Reichert voted for it ?
I don’t keep up with the videos that well so I apologize if this is a bit dated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVNZPoVPYg
I just like it.
Obama 2008.
clueless idiot@7: November 10, 2006 5:07 PM. The date you became HAs clueless idiot.
Fuckydud, you don’t declare anybody anything around here. Except yourself a total shit-dipped douchebag. Got that?
Re 2. Bernie Ward popular liberal talk show host(frequent on CNN and MSNBV) Misstress speaks after his conviction on distributing child porn. READ THE INTEVIEW
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/sto.....id=6145828
RE: 10. Like most liberals including Obama, Bernie is a submissive that do some hard time in jail.
Kieth Olberman (liberal) Calls US troops “merciless mercenaries who shoot unarmed Iraqis and then evade prosecution in any country by hiding behind your skirts, sir,”
http://www.americanthinker.com.....ooded.html
I am sure most of you deadbeats watched him and agreed
@ 12: The mercenaries ARE mercenaries — idiot. What country are you from, The United States of Blackwater.
Incidentally, in the world of water and fire damage restoration, “Blackwater” is water contaminated with sewage. Kind of fitting, don’t you think?
You probably don’t.
I don’t think U.S. soldiers should be forced to protect Blackwater mercenaries.
Blackwater is a private army. Private is supposed to be better. But these swaggering, steroid monkeys are constantly being protected by real soldiers.
Oh by the way, have you seen the McCain video that has been on the news today retgarding Obama’s lies that McCain promoted meeting with Hamas? I know you have because Goldy being the clueless communist he is posted it. He didn’t post the whole video though as most liberal propogandist don’t. I will do if for you though.
Kieth Olberman (liberal) Calls US troops “merciless mercenaries who shoot unarmed Iraqis and then evade prosecution in any country by hiding behind your skirts, sir,”
http://www.anklebitingpundits......php?p=3186
RE: 13, Are you talking for Olberman because he didn’t say that. Did he text his seattle bitch or what?
re 15: You are not typical of any person, except the criminally insane (rob).
Fallujah was destroyed by U.S. troops because the Iraqi citizens murdered, burnt, and strung up those Blackwater mercenaries. That is what would have happened to all of the Blackwaterites if the Iraqis had not got the message via the destruction of Fallujah that these Little Lord Fauntleroy mercenaries were to be left alone.
We have mercenaries that are so inept, they must be guarded by the U.S. Military.
Typical criminally insane person (rob). Why do you hate American soldiers?
Re: 17. Ok now you agree with the American Troop hater Olberman. Thanks for clearing that up you liberal piece of shit.
Plain and simple, rob, you are wrong. Oberman was talking about Blackwater.
Give it up.
He absolutely, positively WAS NOT talking about American troops.
re 16: You didn’t see it. Or, if you did, it was presented to you in a distorted way. You are a pathetic wimp, typical criminally insane person (rob).
RE: 19, bullshit. He is an American hatintg chicken dove.
RE; 20 and 21, you know you could provide a link to suppoert you feeble claim.
Whatever, rob. You can have an opinion about Oberman. You are simply wrong about the quote you gave.
We can all have our own opinions, we cannot have our own facts.
Look it up.
@6 “dutch spews: Oh Roger at 3: So why did both McDermott and Inslee vote against it (against veterans), while Reichert voted for it ?”
Learn how to read a newspaper before you post garbage here, you fucking retard! You’re referring to a vote on an Iraq war funding bill mentioned later in the article, dumbass! Here’s what it said about the veterans benefits vote:
“The Washington delegation voted along party lines, with Democrats voting yes and Republicans voting no.”
Cripes, we gotta fact-check everything the trolls post because they don’t get anything right! Most first-graders do better than that!!! Sheesh!!
What a complete, retarded, fucking idiot! We have to waste time telling these dolts how to read and how to think! A brick is more intelligent!
Re: 24, I already did and supplies a link. Olberman who is a year younger than I am was collecting baseball cards while I was in Vietnam. He is the hero of those who never served. Like B. Hussien Obama.
OK, rob, asshole, watch it yourself, and watch the whole thing. I did. You picked up a partial quote, and assumed, and we know when you assume you make an ass of you.
Done on this one.
RE: 27. guess you couldn’t find the link you were looking for so you surrenderd like most liberals do.
The sound of a liar caught, who believes partial quotes and is too lazy to follow up.
Amusing, actually.
@24 I can’t figure out if they’re liars or idiots. But it’s obvious they’re too lazy to do any research or fact-checking; most of the time they merely parrot crap they read on wingnut blogs run by 10-year-olds.
Did you catch Chris Matthews (usually an obnoxious ass) challenging a right wing tool on what he meant by comparing Obama to Chamberlain,s appeasement? Then the poor silly fool could not explain just exactly Chamberlain did.
Unfortunately for rob, who may be typical of wingnuts but is nowhere near typical of white guys in general (even in our dumbed-down culture), what McCain said is all over the MSM. So, rob, are you a liar or an idiot? Just curious …
Check it out
http://hotair.com/archives/200.....peasement/
RE: 29. Look Sweety ( I can use sweety because B Hussein Obanaa can when addressing female reporters.) I asked your lazy, food stamp collecting liberal ass to show me where the communist Olberman was referring to backwater when the worthless baseball called collecting prick slandered American Soldiers. You couldn’t provide it sweetry.
As most baseball card collectectors. You failed Pussy
From the Washington Post:
“Hypocrisy on Hamas
“McCain Was for Talking Before He Was Against It
“By James P. Rubin
“Friday, May 16, 2008; Page A19
” … Two years ago, just after Hamas won the Palestinian parliamentary elections, I interviewed McCain for the British network Sky News’s ‘World News Tonight’ program. Here is the crucial part of our exchange:
“I asked: ‘Do you think that American diplomats should be operating the way they have in the past, working with the Palestinian government if Hamas is now in charge?’
“McCain answered: ‘They’re the government; sooner or later we are going to have to deal with them, one way or another, and I understand why this administration and previous administrations had such antipathy towards Hamas because of their dedication to violence and the things that they not only espouse but practice, so … but it’s a new reality in the Middle East. I think the lesson is people want security and a decent life and decent future, that they want democracy. Fatah was not giving them that.’
“Given that exchange, the new John McCain might say that Hamas should be rooting for the old John McCain to win the presidential election. The old John McCain, it appears, was ready to do business with a Hamas-led government, while both Clinton and Obama have said that Hamas must change its policies toward Israel and terrorism before it can have diplomatic relations with the United States. …
“The writer, an adjunct professor at Columbia University’s School of International Affairs, was an assistant secretary of state and the State Department’s chief spokesman during the Clinton administration.”
@33 The trouble with wingnuts is they’re so stupid they don’t even know they’ve been smacked down.
Hey everybody Rob’s back.
The man really should get the Freak Of The Week Award.
As all Liberals know, the free cheese festival is tomorrow and Sunday at the Pike Place Market. There won’t be any Conservatives there — seeing as how they hate free cheese.
Typical criminally insane (rob). Please go! Your head will explode when you see all the Liberals unrepentantly eating free cheese.
Oh, and CI (rob), the free cheese started under Reagan. The government bought lots of cheap corporate cheese as a corporate handout — and then gave it away.
You know what a chump is, CI (rob)? You is.
RE: 35 Liberal Lies. Rabbit you must have defected to the north when you were in Vietnam.
Here is the compete interview
http://www.anklebitingpundits......php?p=3186
Liberals and their heros are chile molestors
Huckabee caused dems to freak out with a cross image in a TV ad.
But does Obama’s ad piece showing him IN A PULPIT WITH AN OBVIOUS CROSS (and the words ‘committed christian’) upset everyone here, as well? I would imagine it would, what with the Huckabee response.
http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/375071.aspx
Btw, go to http://finishmywaffle.com to get your very own T-shirt of Barrack Obama whining “Why can I just finish my waffle?”. A real keeper.
Whaterver happened to that pussy K? Did he get hooked up with Bernie Wards Slave Slut?
@39 So you think a Columbia U. professor (and former ass’t secretary of state) writes lies and the Washington Post publishes these lies … between you and Prof. Rubin/Wash. Post, who do you think the world will believe?
Don’t answer that, rob. You’ll only make yourself look even sillier than you already do.
RE: 43, just watch the video idiot and you decide.
re 44: Dildo
@44 Sorry, rob, I don’t have broadband so I can’t download videos. Takes too long. The Washington Post is good enough for me — I’ll take their word over yours.
From an article in Business Week about the credit card industry:
“With more consumers falling behind on payments and losses rising in recent months, issuers have been raising rates aggressively for all types of borrowers.”
(Quoted under fair use.)
Roger Rabbit Commentary: Wait! Isn’t that socialism? Making the paying customers pay off the loans of the defaulting borrowers? But wait, there’s more! The private health care industry does the same thing — so they’re socialists too! A capitalist like me just can’t trust the private sector! They’re fucking commies!!
Speaking of capitalism, I’ve made $7,500 in the stock market since May 1, including the $1,600 I made today. And I don’t even get out of bed before noon on most days! No job, no work, no boss, no commute … capitalism is great! If we could only get rid of the fucking commies in banking and health care … where is Joe McCarthy when we need him?
robbed,
Hey, Sweetpea, nice to see you back. I think I said, some months ago, that there are medications available to assist you with your delusions. Call me, you fuckhead, so that you might get over your fantasies.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Speaking of capitalism, I’ve made $7,500 in the stock market since May 1, including the $1,600 I made today.
Then be a good commie liberal and send 35% to the guvmint. What you haven’t done it yet??? Typical moonbat hypocrite.
Did you catch Chris Matthews (usually an obnoxious ass) challenging a right wing tool on what he meant by comparing Obama to Chamberlain,s appeasement?
What is this crap about Bush saying Obama is an appeaser??? He wasn’t talking about Obama specifically, just all moonbat liberals. Geeesh.
robbed,
Idiocy isn’t easy. I understand that. It takes work. Conditioning. Training. Dedication. Ignorance. You can’t just become an idiot overnight. Ah, let me back up, in fact idiocy is easy. All you have to do is never pay any attention to reality. Just sit and stew in your own Hannity and Limbaugh juices and think you’ve got it made. Way to go, little buddy.
I don’t think U.S. soldiers should be forced to protect Blackwater mercenaries.
Blackwater is a private army.
Ah not this crap again. Liberals tslking military stategy.hehehhe You know maybe people would take them seriously if you had more than what you can count on your hand serving.
As all Liberals know, the free cheese festival is tomorrow and Sunday at the Pike Place Market.
They should make a statue of six welfare libs raising a flagpole of guvmint cheese…. you know sort of like the Marines raising the flag over Iwo Jima. hehehehe
Dog,
Bite me.
Why can I just finish my waffle?”. A real keeper.
05/16/2008 at 10:57 pm
Be easy on the guy. He was just finishing up a 57 state tour, the most ever by a presidential nominee. Geeesh
Oberman is a perfect spokeman for the left. Afterall he is a former goofball sports commentator. Never served in the military, knows nothing about politics…perfect like I said. roof roof.
Well emptied that gun. You libs keep on posting. I will be back tommorow for some more easy target practice. heheehhe
Dog
Do you honestly believe that McCain (854th of 859th in his Naval Acadamy class) is smarter than Obama? My brother-in-law, a Naval Academy grad, who lives in Tennessee, will be voting for Obama. How do you reconcile such with your canine mind?
@50 Been a while since you’ve had to look at a tax table, hasn’t it? Nobody pays 35% on stock market winnings — not even billionaires. In fact, under GOP “tax reform,” the more money you make the less tax you pay! The only people paying 35% are working stiffs.
@55 Let’s do something different for a change. Why don’t you bite that fucking dog? Chew his goddam nuts off! If he’s gonna howl anyway, might as well give him something to howl about. And the newsies love it when people bite dogs.
@58 The closest you’ve ever been to a gun is the water pistol Mrs. Balogh squirts you with when you chew on her furniture.
Hey Pelletizer@60, under Donkey tax reform you’ll pay much more. Just think about them apples when you vote in November. In fact I expect they’ll pass a law forcing the tax payments on your stock gains while still in the investment. Then when you cash out you’ll pay again. Let’s see if this PuddyFact comes true. That’s how greedy Donkey are when it comes to taxes.
Run Pelletizer Run
In an earlier thread the Moonbat!s were hoppin mad over Hagee bashing Catholics. Seems to me these hoppin mad Moonbat!s would be agreeing with Hagee if he was bashing Catholics over priest pedophilia. Hmmm…………? He’s bashing the institution not the believers, something missed by the 16%ers.
Nuff said!
When LilBitch/Piddlydick lies – it’s because he has nothing else to work with. Hagee called the Catholic Church “The Great Whore.” If you’re a “believer” in that church, then you’ve been called a whore too.
And Piddlydick…you also lied when you said the “Moonbats were hoppin mad over Hagee bashing Catholics.” I assume you were talking about republicans, since they are the only “Moonbats” here. As for the Dems, we’re not mad; we’re glad. It lets us point out how fucked up FlipFlop McCain is!
In another thread Daddy N. Love posted more factless crap:
Yep, still wrong today as you were back on May 4th when you first farted this line. If you want to be taken seriously, check what you are writing. But facts hurt the liberal mind and PuddyFacts leave searing pain.
“He served as administrative assistant to House Rules Committee chairman William M. Colmer, also of Pascagoula, from 1968 to 1972.
In 1972, Colmer, one of the most conservative Democrats in the House, announced his retirement after 40 years in Congress. He endorsed Lott as his successor in Mississippi’s 5th District, located in the state’s southwestern tip, even though Lott ran as a Republican. Lott won handily.”
6 D
Because McDermott and Inslee wanted a stronger bill, and Reichert fears for his job. Duh-eee.
bybygoober from Wikipedia: “Moonbat (also “barking moonbat” and “moonbat crazy”) is a term often used currently in U.S. politics as a political epithet referring to anyone that is believed to be liberal or on the left”
Regarding the great whore which bybygoober can’t seem to get through his Ugandan shamen shrunken penis can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whore_of_Babylon
Even incorrectnottobright dropped that argument from his repertoire. I see no amount of facts will clarify it in the muddy slosh called your brain…
40. What’sittoya
yeah, Obama took the cross away from you fuckers and you hate it, don’t you?
It’s gonna be a good year.
Keep up the good work bybygoober. You can be the next HA clueless idiot in waiting. But YLB will not be giving up that title soon.
As I told incorrectnevertoright to research the history of calling the Catholic Church the Great Whore, other denominations do too. Apparently bybygoober has this shrunken penile fixation on this like his dreams of doing lovely Republican women:
http://www.lwbc.co.uk/harlot_church.htm
bybygoober since you need remedial assistance on anything factual – Dare I remind you of your Keating Five comments (so wrong for so long)
Google – “Catholic Church the Great Whore” and skip over the Hagee entries which for some reason the libtards at Google (shall I show you the URLs demonstrating their liberal censorship) moved them up higher in the search list.
66 Pud
You’re absolutely right and I won’t claim it again. The seat in MS-01 is vacant because Roger Wicker (R) was appointed to the Senate to succeed Trent Lott. I apparently misread an earlier reference.
Still, the loss of this seat, the seat of a Republican “reliable” enough to succeed Trent Lott, and a seat they thought was safe enough that they could dare leave it up to a special election, must still be a kick in the nuts to the GOP, which after all was my point.
But Daddy Love even Richard Pope corrected you on the 6th of May and you continued to use it.
While the vote was compelling to your side, as I understand it they have to run again in November. I’ll hold my cards until then.
@72: Obscure Pentecostal sects dislike the Holy See? Unfuckingbelievable.
So we have FlipFlop McCain embracing a nutjob who says the Catholic Church is the “Great Whore.” We have the Keating Five which FlipFlop was up to his eyeballs in – he even admitted he was wrong and said he was sorry – doesn’t seem like the statement of an innocent man to me – we have his lies about not taking money from lobbyists – we have his affairs – we have him leaving his disfigured wife to marry a prettier, younger, richer woman – we have his advanced age and the fact that he’s lied about providing us with his medical records for six months now – we have his cancer, which he is also hiding – we have his numerous acts in Viet Nam which can be seen as nothing short of helping the NVA and his further attempts to keep that a secret by trying to stop POW records from being unsealed – we have his wife’s refusal to show her tax records, she’s the only wife in the race who won’t – no doubt hiding something – we have too many flipflops to list here but some biggies are abortion, religion and the war – we have McCain’s appeasement issue since he wanted to negotiate with Hamas two years ago – we have his temper – AND that’s just a few of the highlights we have NOW! Once the media starts to de-focus on Obama v. Clinton and starts to re-focus on Obama v. McCain we’ll learn LOTS more about JohnBoy!
I see ProudofHisFatASS didn’t research it either
bybygoober: The Donkey special prosecutor Robert Bennett suggested McCain be dropped from the case. Donkey leaning Common Cause objected. This was a recent PuddyFact. Why don’t you accept the facts? Oops… facts hurt that single celled organnism called your mind.
Why don’t you post all those NVA facts as URLs so we can inspect them instead of taking the filth you call your mind and just taking your word for it?
Stupes:
Speaking of dates, what was the date you first “crossed the line” to circle jerk with MWS?
That has to be the most freaking hilarious date in the history of this comment board.
LMAO!!!
@77: Gibbon you’re not, and I don’t mean Euell. Is it your contention that since many others since the Protestant Reformation (and before) have called the Great and Holy Catholic Apolstolic Church “the Great Whore” that it is somehow justified? Just part of a great and glorious historical tradition?
Your point is, to put it charitably, pointless.
74 Pud
Sorry, I never saw nor read RP’s post.
“and I don’t mean Euell”
Stalking the wild jackass. (Donkocrat.)
LilBitch/Puddydick. . . I have posted six times, McCain in his own words admitting he worked with the NVA. You claim to be some sort of search wizard. They’re right here on this blog in the last two or three weeks. You could find them if you have the skill you claim. Now of course you don’t want to find them because they are facts – and facts get in the way of your natural desire to be a pedophile who loves big dick and the GOP.
And I also notice LilBitch you’re hiding like the worried little bitch that you are – why aren’t you commenting on your gal PeggyNoonan’s article bashing your party? HE HE!
bybygoober you posted some leftwing garbage on McCain.
Rejected!
Post a real URL from real sources, not the tired man-made white sticky kool-aid pumped every .8 seconds.
clueless idiot, whip out the date. November 10, 2006 5:07 PM – HAs clueless idiot appeared. Etched in the annals of HA.
ProudofHisFatASS:
Apparently you forget the Hagee attack here. Of course you would, you are a 16%er; possessing a memory capacity of 24 hours max. Hagee calls Catholicism the Great Whore. You all go apoplectic. All I present are historical facts you all ignore cuz either you are historically ignorant or stupid.
You choose!
@ 86
“Apoplectic”? The wingnut reaction to Rev. Wright, now that was apoplectic. We’re just amused by the double-standard.
John DOH, Remember ABC News introduced us to Dr Wright.
C’mon Stupes! You have to remember! You and MWS, a circle jerk made in heaven, blessed by the man upstairs.
What was the date of your first circle jerk?
Don’t tell us you don’t remember!
LMAO!!!!
@ 88
Remember ABC News introduced us to Dr Wright.
Why is it important to remember that? How is the source of the news story in any way relevant to the wingnut reaction to Dr. Wright?
clueless idiot, whip out the date. Come on be a man. Well if you could. November 10, 2006 5:07 PM – HAs clueless idiot appeared. Etched in the annals of HA.
John DOH: Important? LEFTIES brought you Dr Wright. Since the libtard MSM is pulling for Obama, they tried to cover this up. Rolling Stone broke the news in February.
Can you dig it? NOPE
@ 92
LEFTIES brought you Dr Wright.
So? That lefties knew what the wingnut reaction would be somehow excuses the wingnut reaction?
Or are you claiming that the wingnut reaction wasn’t in the least bit racist?
John DOH:
Nope! Unless of course you call all the old time Donkey voters who vote for Heilary racist too.
@ 94
Unless of course you call all the old time Donkey voters who vote for Heilary racist too.
Hm… An inference about people exercising their right to vote vs. Pat Buchanon’s diatribe about how African Americans should be tankful for slavery. Of course, how could anyone fail to see that these are the same thing!?
And the Puddy Parade of Partial Punditry marches inexorably forward.