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Open Thread 11/3

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/3/14, 7:58 am

– I know y’all know this but since it’s my last open thread before the election (depending on how late Tuesday’s is, but most post offices will probably be closed), hey everybody vote please. Our trolls are voting, so, you know at the very least cancel them out. But if you need a reason, here are some Spine-Chilling Reasons to Vote in These Midterms.

– It seems many of the president’s detractors were so eager to declare a new “Obama’s Katrina” – the 11th in a series – that they overlooked the nagging detail that the federal response to Ebola has actually been quite effective.

– The Koch Brothers spending money on knocking out Jeff Merkley this late in the game seems a bit strange, especially in Oregon where most of the ballots should already be in.

– Is it not true that your program is fundamentally socialistic to take over private business? With more taxes?

– You guys, I’m really sad for Mars Hill

– #ILookGoodOnAPronto looks like a fun little event.

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  1. 1

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 8:42 am

    It’s so much fun when libtards eat their own! http://www.truthrevolt.org/new.....mmencement

    “Here’s my final plea to you liberal — in the truest sense of the word — college students, not just at Berkeley but all over the country. Please. Weigh in on this. My reputation isn’t on the line…yours is.”

    PuddyCommentary: What do you expect from the clueless at Berkeley? Dumb and Dumber!

  2. 2

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 8:46 am

    “Look, I am an IRS agent and I can help you in other ways if you let me go home and make this go away.”

    Libtard? U decide? http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com.....-officers/

  3. 3

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 8:51 am

    Hey NoBalls IDIOT Wabbit,

    Seems public pressure got to Obummer’s latest mouthpiece! http://www.mediaite.com/tv/kac.....-her-town/

    DUMMOCRETINS are scum!

  4. 4

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 8:53 am

    Why is this so typical of Hollyweird and Music libtards? http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....t-midterm/

    Less than 1 in 4 voters ages 18 to 29 voted in the 2010 election, and according to a Harvard survey released last week, about the same number will vote Tuesday, although their partisan preferences have changed. In 2010, young voters favored Democrats by a 16-point margin, but today they favor Republicans by a four-point margin.

    PuddyCommentary: Guess all that hope left no change in their pants after all!

  5. 5

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 9:29 am

    Starwood Hotels & Resorts Worldwide give more to the donk! Now gonna reduce their staff in hotels. http://www.hospitalitynet.org/news/4067613.html Fewer interactions mean fewer people needed. Another way to reduce their ObummerCare footprint!

    Baucus, Max (D-MT) $1,000
    Blumenthal, Richard (D-CT) $2,500
    Cantwell, Maria (D-WA) ($1,000)
    Menendez, Robert (D-NJ) ($1,000)
    Schatz, Brian (D-HI) $2,500
    Schumer, Charles E (D-NY) $1,000
    Wyden, Ron (D-OR) $1,000

  6. 6

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 9:31 am

    Meanwhile if you are a DUMMOCRETIN, sexist commentary is A-OK! http://yidwithlid.blogspot.com.....ds-to.html

  7. 7

    Teabagger spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 11:19 am

    Meanwhile if you are an ape you probably applaud The dismantling of Apple’s Steve Jobs “memorial”. Jus because the present man in charge comes out as gay.

    If you are the ape you spit in the face of freedom and opine for the days when Republicans do the same here in what will become the great country of no freedoms.

  8. 8

    Teabagger spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 11:21 am

    I bet Russians don’t like the negroes either.

  9. 9

    Teabagger spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 11:26 am

    But there is some hope that the bigots won’t prevail.

    Gordon College President Was Surprised At Reaction To Anti-Gay Stance – http://huff.to/1tzSJH5

  10. 10

    Teabagger spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 11:31 am

    Hey puffy this gay guy is stronger than you.

    Rob Kearney, Professional Strongman Champion, Comes Out – http://huff.to/1tA04Xl

  11. 11

    Teabagger spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 12:03 pm

    Nothing comes closer to Islamic radicals than conservative evangelical Republicans.

  12. 12

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 1:48 pm

    This thread is full of Puddy vomit. Someone get a shovel.

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 1:50 pm

    @3 No, she’s being a class act, something you know nothing about. I wouldn’t be as gentle as her. If a rightwing lynch mob came to my door, I’d meet them with a shotgun, loaded and leveled.

  14. 14

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 1:52 pm

    @2 You believe everything an obnoxious stadium drunk says? Of course you do. It’s what we expect from you.

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 2:01 pm

    @1 Thanks for linking us to that video, Spuds. Maher is another class act. Why are all the class acts in this country libs? There’s a pattern here.

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 2:04 pm

    Sold a stock today. I owned it 2 1/2 years and made a 60% return, which works out to about 24% a year. Sure beats $7.25 an hour. I don’t get why anyone works for Republican minimum wage. When it costs more to work than they’re willing to pay, you might as well stay home.

  17. 17

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 2:43 pm

    Wow, Shrillary is cheep! http://www.washingtontimes.com.....tab-for-c/ Well… might as well make Alison Blundering Crimes pay for it!

  18. 18

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 3:03 pm

    Another “Responsible” Gun Owner

    A Texas judge has sentenced a 28-year-old woman to 3 years in prison. Here’s what she did. She was living with a boyfriend, and didn’t like her boyfriend’s son, so she stashed a handgun in the kid’s school backpack, then went to a payphone and called the school so he’d be arrested. The kid spent several days in juvenile detention before detectives figured out what happened and arrested her.

    http://www.yourhoustonnews.com.....04930.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Call me crazy if you want but I think it’s too easy to get guns in this country, and I think the wrong people have too much easy access to guns. At least the boyfriend lost custody. The kid’s with his mother now.

  19. 19

    Better spews:

    Monday, 11/3/14 at 6:03 pm

    Remember to vote. I put my mail in ballot in the mail today. If you don’t vote, you are letting the other side’s votes count for more.

  20. 20

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/14 at 1:55 am

    19)Dropped mine off at the Rainier Community Center drop-van on Saturday. Usually wait until Tuesday, but I work nights, and I got about an hour and a half to get to Ballard.

  21. 21

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/14 at 3:21 am

    M-1 Rail, the private effort to build a streetcar line on Detroit’s Woodward Ave, has announced it’s rolling stock supplier. They have chosen Inekon of the Czech Republic. It appears to be a different design, or at least the preliminary specifications appear to be, different than the streetcars built by the same company that operate in Seattle.
    http://www.railwayage.com/inde.....channel=50

  22. 22

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/14 at 5:41 am

    Meanwhile a friend of the puffed butt was attracted to the same principles puffed butt espouses here. http://abcnews.go.com/US/nyc-a.....d=26664787

  23. 23

    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Tuesday, 11/4/14 at 5:46 am

    Why are DUMMOCRETINS running away from the Obummer policies? Why are DUMMOCRETINS running from as the monomaniacal moron moonbat calls the “two term oneder”? http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/03/.....ng-acosta/

    “Running away from the president is never smart,” said one top Democratic strategist who has worked with both the White House and Senate candidates this midterm cycle. “You look like chicken s—,” the strategist added on condition of anonymity.

    PuddyCommentary: This must be the same person who called Netanyahu the same term!

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