We’re almost done with the Trump Administration. By the end of the day, we’ll have a better President. Joe Biden will be better than Trump, and that’s a low bar. I hope we end the plague and end the death penalty. I hope we can get the economy going again, and that it’s more fair. Mostly, it will be less anxiety making.
Anyway, you should still wash your hands right now.
To the new President.
And to all his and America’s future success.
Hear. Hear!
Thus begins the Creepy Joe and Kameltoe Show.
Congratulations to the Deep State, Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin.
At dinner tonight I shall cleanse my pallet by drinking the bitter tears of your treason.
3,
Don’t leave out the cannibalism, crybaby.
Does it hurt you? Can you feel that pain? That sting?
That’s remorse for your treason.
We are coming for you. Don’t confuse healing with forgetting. You are an existential threat to the republic. You attacked our nation’s Capitol and sought to overthrow our government with pipe bombs. It is our duty to hunt you down and extinguish you and your treason. Burn your phone. Close your accounts. Change your address. We enjoy the challenge.
Cry more, fascist.
New president, new screen name. Tryin’ this one out, y’all.
What he @ 1 said. Endorsed.
3,
You are a fool. Because of Trump, we’re now split internally and from our allies. Even though Trump didn’t get a second term (thank god!), he gave Vlad so much more than Vlad ever expected.
Three associate SCOTUS justices. Count ’em, three. In one term.
So much more than I ever expected.
We now get to watch the proud papa of crack-smoking, bastard-fathering Hunter Biden give China and Iran so much more than they ever expected.
How is the grandfather of the bastard child for whom Hunter Biden attempted to dodge financial responsibility going to handle all of those messy wars that Trump got the US into?
Here’s just a small list of them:
7,
Maybe the split began when one of the two major parties talked about impeachment over a tan suit.
It’s not the split that counts. It’s the electoral majority that forms in response to it. And when one side of that split literally represents fascism, even if it is white-nationalist, ethno-european Christo-fascism, that split leaves the GOP in the minority not just nationally, but in most parts of America.
Trolls4Trump can just forget all about having any more influence in major populous, growing states and regions beyond a small handful of Congressional Districts. Every four years in varying periods, they get to embrace and lift up that year’s honorary sacrifice to the enduring grievance of The Tan Suit. But that’s it. They can move to Alabama or Wyoming. Or that can embrace a future in decline.
Now that Democrats control the White House AND both houses of Congress:
Same clown show as always.
@ 10
Maybe the split began when one of the two major parties talked about impeachment over a
tan suitblue dress.ftfy
Alternative @ 12
Maybe the split began when one of the two major parties talked about impeachment over an oopsie tape erasure.
Another alternative @ 12. Stop me if you’ve heard this one:
Maybe the split began when one of the two major parties talked about impeachment over an unseen personal tax return.
Alternative @ 12
Maybe the split began when one of the two major parties talked about impeachment before the president-elect was even inaugurated.
12,
You are still confused. And your confusion has been and will be your undoing.
Not all such things, however superficially similar in the details, are “equivalent”.
Lying in order to deny someone their legal rights to due process should be a crime and should be punished.
Lying in order to deny the democratic majority of American voters their rights to choose their national elected leaders is treason and should be punished by execution before a firing squad.
Lying about “election fraud” is only the latest in a long line of such lies. Lies that you continue to embrace. Lies that have all now been laid bare to the American people.
Awwwwwwwwwwww.
No parade for insurrection?
Wait! No parade, but hundreds of thousands of Americans crowd sourcing the identification of violent pipe bomb wielding traitors?
That’s America. Fuck around and find out.
Tara did.
Cry more now, fascists.
TFW you are globally dominated by a teenager with autism
https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1351890941087522820
I hope you won’t take offense, Carl, and I know some of my liberal friends will disagree with me, but I think serious consideration should be given to executing the fascist thug who bashed in the Capitol cop’s head with a fire extinguisher.
And congrats to the newly promoted Acting Deputy House Sergeant-at-Arms.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9168639/Hero-Capitol-Police-officer-Eugene-Goodman-escorts-Kamala-Harris-Inauguration.html
He will go down in history as a hero. Trump’s mob will be remembered as criminals.
Did Trump forget to pardon the 15,000 rioters? Whoops.
@3,6,7,8,9,11,12,13,14,15 A lot of bitter tears there, pardner. I’ll use ’em to clean my toilet.
I get the feeling someone’s having a bad day.
Here’s how you can try to get a pair of Bernie’s inauguration mittens (good luck):
https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2021/01/10270003/bernie-sanders-mittens-etsy-jen-ellis-inauguration-day
orange dear leader’s killing spree…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdBtiAj9cj0
wars are bad for its miserable businesses but who cares about about blacks, poors and disturbed women sexually abused as children?
Plays well with the base.
And no pardon for Putin’s favorite unpaid troll. Whoops.
Let’s give your raging orange man-baby credit for at least trying to start a civil war, a war in which only Americans would die. Good thing you and your orange moron were as incompetent at starting a civil war as you were at everything else you’ve done.
Tara voted for
“W”Cheney four times, in two primaries and two general elections (six if we were to believe any of her lies).Sex it up. Get some…
…traumatic brain injury and opiate addiction.
TFW a lone Corporal in the Capitol Police Department acting entirely on instinct shows superior situational awareness than Cheney, Bush, Bremer, the CPA, and the entire GOP.
@26 Seven Americans did die in this civil war, or as a result of it, although five of them were bad guys, so it wasn’t as terrible as the first one.
The saddest person in America today is Hillary Clinton. With Kamala in, Hillary’s now got no shot at ever becoming the First! woman! president!
29,
Nah. It’s you.
Trump second. But only because he still gets a handy from Melania three times per week as per the pre-nup.
Cry more, fascist.
I’m just now starting to think I might have fucked up.
I’m really hoping this is Thomas Jefferson, which was my first impression.. If it’s the doctor, that’d be kind of sad. But I’m afraid it really is him and that @31 is someone’s sockpuppet.
Sigh!
Raz Simone was a liberal darling during the Durkan Kill Zone days.
He’s also an abuser of women. KUOW was interviewing his accusers mid-day today and I see that there’s a piece from earlier this month:
2 women accuse Seattle hip-hop artist Raz Simone of abuse, coercion
But Raz ain’t buyin’ it. Bitches be bitches, he claims:
Why can’t a dude pimp out some bitches without everyone gettin’ up in his face about it?
Liberal men who abuse women are supposed to get away with it. Everyone knows that. Bailey Stober knows that. Or thought he did.
33,
Who? What?
Sir, this is an Arbys.
yeah, like dignity? Maybe, respect?
32,
Um, erm, uh, I think “the doctor” is unavailable right now:
https://mirror.fro.wtf/reddit/publicfreakout/l1cp1f.mp4
Sweet, sweet days. Many more to come.
When you announced that you had a horse, the response was a collective “Uh-oh!” Why? Because everybody here knows that over the last two decades hundreds of Republicans have been busted for fucking children, horses, goats, donkeys, dogs, chickens, watermelons and washing machines.
Still, I’m glad to see that you’ve finally found something that causes you to experience moral indignation.
We should probably fear for the doctor’s horse. Poor thing is probably having a much worse than usual day today.
A half-billion dollars for property destruction in 2020 in Minneapolis alone.
@ 35
Maybe, respect?
G-clown has high respect for the memory of Gaetan Dugas.
This is my final warning.
Either Joe Biden is arrested and transported to Gitmo by midnight tonight, or I will curtail my efforts on behalf of The Plan and I will resume my normal existence of sleeping in until noon and spending the afternoon creep staring at teen girls running at the high school track.
I mean it.
The Fuckhump Trump Virus lives on. Killing more people! Yeah!
Over in reddit conservative
“Joe IMMEDIATELY rips up Trump’s legacy: New President will STOP building border wall, order federal mask mandate, scrap ‘Muslim’ ban, rejoin climate accord and dissolve white supremacist 1776 Commission”
looks like a bunch of Boogaloons have joinced us today.
@43 and he just signed LGBTQ protections.
Biden got more done in the first day than The Fuckhump did in 4 years. 3 years and 364 days left.
How about that Stock Market!
The Biden economy is fucking unbelievable… the Best. Excuse me….Excuse me…..Excuseeee me. I’m talking here….. it’s the best ever economy.
Biden economy – DJIA 40,000 in no time!
Okay. To those who are executing The Plan I can tell you exactly where Tom Hanks is right this minute. He’s standing alone, unarmed, unprotected, on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.
This is your best chance!
He’s unprepared and unprotected. You can take him without a struggle and without having to face his Honor Guard of Lizard Men with laser beam eyes. Get Him!!!!!! Now!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?????
What a beautiful thing. I always liked Clyburn. And I miss John Lewis. But it doesn’t end here. More needs to be done. More have to get involved. More have to exert their influence. Corporations have to exert their influence. Beyond the right thing to do, everyones existence depends on it – Everyones.
Bob’s girlfriends have no scrupples or allegiance….not event to their own Country (pretenders that they are)
(Low self esteem boy says) – “But by this week, the group’s attitude toward Mr. Trump had changed. “Trump will go down as a total failure,” the Proud Boys said in the same Telegram channel on Monday.
”
Trump should be dropped into some active volcano….preferably in Brazil or somewhere else.
https://democraticunderground.com/10142676753
Dump this fucker in the Volcano too.
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/politics/yallitics-forget-trump-lincoln-project-targeting-texas-senator-ted-cruz/287-7eb59ff7-acdd-4657-8951-61e6baf67f34
If Repukes want to save their party, and not be the Party of RINO’s, they better toss out all the fucks that they have.
“Slow down fer a sec, Darryl. I wanna see how big the crowd is before we look fer a parkin spot.”
https://twitter.com/morganfmckay/status/1351934178493935620
Hey, didn’ we pass a Cracker Barrel on the way?”
freedumb
Two weeks ago:
https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/capitol-protest-trump/
Then early this morning Trump simply disappeared:
https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1351970094096773121
Republicans need him. Every bit as much as he needs them.
It’s the worst kind of toxic relationship.
Somehow these things always end in a 911 call. It’s not a question of if. It’s just a question of when, and who gets loaded into the ambulance.
Kamala is a beautiful woman!
@53 picture of first link – everytime I see them climbing the wall, the first thing I wonder is, why didn’t they just use the stairs?
@31 Just now?
@36 Did someone just tell her she died and is in Hell now? Should’ve worn a mask to the Trump rally.
@39 Roughly what Trump’s golf weekends cost taxpayers.
What are those anarchist idiots rioting about now in Seattle tonight? Aren’t they happy that Biden got put into office by the Deep State manipulating the vote?
@41 “spending the afternoon creep staring at teen girls running at the high school track”
Better than you hanging around the riding zoo, I guess.
Celebrating America, hosted by Tom Hanks, and featuring such performers as Bruce, Springsteen, the Foo Fighters and Tim McGraw, was broadcast this evening over ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, CMTV and CNBC.
Nice to see Clinton, W and Obama get together at the end of the program to express their support for our president.
Bush43, “I think the fact that the three of us are standing here talking about a peaceful transfer of power, speaks to the institutional integrity of our country,” Bush said during a taped message aired this evening during the “Celebrating America” inaugural special. “America’s a generous country, people of great hearts. All three of us were lucky to be the president of this country. Mr. President, I’m pulling for your success. Your success is our country’s success. God bless you.”
Understandably, none of the Fox networks broadcast the program. Fox News instead went with Hannity and Carlson crying bitter tears, babbling on about Hunter and the Biden crime family.
@61 Except it wasn’t a peaceful transfer of power. A cop got killed, others were injured, and several people died, before the sore loser went sulking off like a deposed tinpot.
59,
Maybe one of ’em will tase himself to death in the nut sack.
But I doubt it. That’s your side’s specialty.
Now cry more, fascist.
@63 – No, you guys are the fascists. You’re just too damn stupid to realize it. Go cry some fascist tears in private, you fucking lying asshole.
Here’s a news item – the national debt is now over $30 trillion.
One day you say we’re commies, the next day we’re fascists. Fucking dissonance much?
Newsflash for fucktard @64: The debt was $20 trillion at the start of the Trump administration.
64,
Oooooooh yes! YES!
More please.
While you sob and sob tell me this:
Why do I get a huge tax deduction on my second home when you are still renting the trailer in your mom’s driveway? Does that make you cry even more?
Careful with that taser.
yabut…
WALL!!!!!!!!
PS: Secret Service protection that your FailPresident just ordered extended to fourteen adult family members, including his oldest son’s girlfriend is expected to cost you $20 million per year. Do you have that? We’re gonna need you to find it. Mmmkay?
Antifa is giving President Biden a rousing welcome on the streets of Seattle and Portland by burning American flags.
Oh, and the PDX types broke windows at Dem HQ and spray-painted Fuck Biden on the walls.
It’s almost like their anger wasn’t directed specifically at Trump when he was in office.
Biden is weak. Antifa is well aware.
Wow the always wrong wing with their guns and bear mace quiver in fear over too many hormones in pdx..
If you’re not antifa – you’re profa.. we saw how that worked out in dc.
a long way from pdx
“moscow mitch” is weakened. the profa call him a “cuck”..
ftfy.
I predicted that the Pukes would start to cry about the deficit and debt, but I thought it would be at least 1 day before they did.
Bunch of pathetic fucks they are.
The response should be – what deficit, it’s Fake News
Bob has got a twig up his ass and hay for brains.
And Bob is the Sucker and Loser that had to pay his taxes and the higher insurance premiums.
https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-connecticut-danbury-a651f5c1f0678b3f9e76f89cd436ac31
heheheh
Here’s a news item – the national debt is now over $30 trillion.
you traitors are stupid. Everybody with half a brain looked at Trump and said he’s going to bankrupt the country and you idiots still elected him anyway because he said he would hurt the right people.
“Oh, and the PDX types broke windows at Dem HQ and spray-painted Fuck Biden on the walls.”
Reads like a bunch of treasonous republicans finally wearing masks. Upset their god emperor abandoned them and slunk off to Florida.
68,69,
You supported and encouraged a pipe bomb wielding mob who breached the capitol and killed a police officer in order to assassinate our elected officials.
Did you say something?
Tucker Carlson, Daily Caller, and FOX warning their audience about a Biden/Harris administration “War on Terrorist White Supremacy”.
Res ipsa loquitur.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/tommybeer/2021/01/16/fox-news-viewership-plummets-first-time-behind-cnn-and-msnbc-in-two-decades/
Yep. It speaks for itself.
Notes from William F. Buckley’s tomb:
“On the day Donald Trump was sworn in as president, Republicans controlled not only the White House but both houses of Congress. They were in a historically strong position elsewhere as well, controlling both legislative chambers in 32 states. They pissed that away like they were midnight drunks karaoke-warbling that old Chumbawumba song: In 2021, they control approximately squat. The House is run by Nancy Pelosi. The Senate is run, as a practical matter, by Kamala Harris. And Joe Biden won the presidency, notwithstanding whatever the nut-cutlet guest-hosting for Dennis Prager this week has to say about it.”
I really hate to say it but you guys in the West are really a bunch of jackasses – for last nights uprising. Let’s call a spade a spade.
This is counter productive and solved nothing. Stop being a problem.
The MSM is acting predictably: they’re praising Biden and showing their total lack of journalistic ability. The fuckers and cunts in the MSM are not journalists: they are propagandists for the Ministry of Lies.
Fuck Trump!
Fuck Biden, too!
They don’t give
A fuck about you!
@ 81
I really hate to say it but you guys in the West are really a bunch of jackasses – for last nights uprising. Let’s call a spade a spade.
This is counter productive and solved nothing. Stop being a problem.
How is it different now than during any part of 2020, G-clown?
@82. Please rage cry more that legitimate Media is not repeating conservative lies.
With the end to Keystone, I’m the most functional pipe in America now!
And G-clown is too gay to be taken seriously.
Joe Exotic says he was ‘too gay’ to be pardoned by Trump
Just before he passed out last night, the guy who smokes me said he sure is glad that once again it’s not OK to attack the president’s family.
82, 83,
Ooooooh. Nice.
Good stuff. Your sobbing is my new favorite drug.
More now. Straight into my veins!
Well, I’ve been functional nonstop since November 3, anyway.
Election season was really hard on the guy who smokes me.
88,
There’s a difference between “being silenced” and “nobody listening”.
Now do his birth certificate.
In the current sequel, Jill Biden will assume the role originally played by Angela Lansbury.
90,
The best part is getting to watch “conservative” cheese heads substitute “nationalism” for “socialism” whenever it suits ’em. Like substituting “deficits” for “growth”.
Sound familiar?
92,
Because it would be impossible for US interests to ever be aligned with our largest economic trading partner.
Or alternatively, because US interests shall never be aligned with our largest economic trading partner.
Or alternatively, because US interests shall be entirely independent of the interests of our largest economic trading partner.
Or alternatively, because US interests shall extinguish our economic trading partnerships.
Or alternatively, because US shall have no economic trading partnerships.
Hey, look! You’ve come full circle, returning to the John Birch Society from whence you came. And it only took you sixty years.
You’ve got the “Nationalism” part solid.
Now all you have to do is nail down the “Socialism” part.
Other than that, all that leaves are just a bunch of tailored uniforms, bad architecture, and mass graves.
The traitor Doctor Dumbfuck’s journey of self-diminishment has nearly reached its destination.
Pleasant reminder:
The GOP Terrorists who broke into the capitol armed with IEDs will see their 2A rights revoked if they are convicted of a felony.
Because that is our system.
What protects us from The Weather Underground also protects us from the Stupid Underground.
Suddenly! Amazeballs!
March 4th has now been announced as the new date for The Storm.
Send lots and lots of money to some guys, ‘kay Tara? Cash this time. None of the payment processors are working. No checks. The bank accounts are all closed. And don’t forget to stock some extra MREs into your bunker.
Someone dear to the traitor Doctor Dumbfuck’s heart needs to find himself some new tax attorneys.
NY AG is closing in on Trump — and his tax lawyers just quit: report
Seeing as how the traitor Doctor Dumbfuck knows more about law than attorneys and judges, maybe he can help.
Ted Cruz, who tried to toss all votes in the state of Pennsylvania, “Who do you stand with? Paris or Pittsburgh?”
Apparently Ted Cruz believes the Treaty of Versailles only ended the war in Versailles, which would make Ted nearly as stupid as the traitor Doctor Dumbfuck.
@64 “the national debt is now over $30 trillion”
What would you have done? Let your neighbors starve?
You support a party that lets them die. Maybe you should stop there.
Deficits are never an issue for Republicans when cutting the taxes of people who don’t need tax cuts. It takes a special talent to be on the wrong side of every argument, Pars. You must work very hard at it.
It really isn’t any different per say….I get your point. But what seems to be a bit different, and anyone correct me if I am wrong because I’ve been too busy to really see too many clips to know what happen last night of which I reference, but it appears that previously people were protesting againt polic brutality and social injustice, and the killing of innocent black woman and men, mixed in with some protesters that had their own agenda in addition to in general sense, and in the heat of being beat down tensions escalated.
But last night – not sure all of the above can be said.
I don’t think the policing and social injustice is solved by any means, but what happen last night seems to be more of a stupid offensive move versus what was more of a defensive move last year (as you say 2020).
Catch my drift, spinner with Pom Poms and skirt?
With that said – who says I was particularly happy with everying in 2020….maybe if you were capable of a dialogue you would have found out.
Furthmore, there was this little photo opp stunt of a bible being held upside that was just in appropriate. After that, I think that was your evil monstorous dear leader inciting shit( violence) again.
Not the only difference, and just a minute difference, but the inssurection that happen at the US Capital had very little tension of being policed by anyone.
You’ve heard of the expression it takes two to tango…..well the treason traitors at the US Capital were tangoing with themselves for the most part.
Now does the hay in your skull comprehend a bit more?
We are laughing at you liberal progressive idiots in Seattle and your fucking ANTIFA bozos destroying the place. You own it all, motherfuckers, and all this shit happening to you assholes is well deserved.
Go ahead, defund the police. The Proud Boys will take care of the ANTIFA trash, and they’ll get away with mowing the bastards down because there ain’t any cops to stop them.
Enjoy living in your third world city, fuckheads! You fucking deserve it!
I hope the idiot wasn’t dumb enough to vote for The Fuckhump.
Discalimer – only read the first sentence or two….go bored very shortly there after.
Bob’s attempt to discredit Biden to the depths of the low life Fuckhump is an unsucessful attempt by a miserable failure in ilfe. Biden has shown more class and smarts and promise in one day that his miserable Fuckhump did in 4 years.
It shows, doesn’t it. I’m not the only one that noticed. How embarassing. His dick is shriveling by the day.
Crying and laughing at the same time….wow now that’s pretty demonic. You guys have lost your minds.
Go with it. It’s a winner!
https://youtu.be/aopdD9Cu-So
Ted and Repukes – they are melting.
Pars D sounds like a Boogaloon. Dude, maybe you should stand away from any mirrors for a while.
Where has the other loon been?
So far, 3 people have been arrested in Pennsylvania for voting fraud. Guess how many of these 3 defendants are Trump supporters?
http://handbill.us/2021/01/21/.....nsylvania/
@68 “Oh, and the PDX types broke windows at Dem HQ and spray-painted Fuck Biden on the walls.”
They’re obviously not ours, so they must be yours.
@81 They’re not ours. Oregon has long been notorious as a breeding ground of anarchists. Our troll friends may call them “leftists,” but as violent anti-government extremists, they have much more in common with the Malheur terrorists and Capitol insurrectionists than Democrats and progressives.
@81 They’re not ours. Oregon has long been notorious as a breeding ground of anarchists. Our troll friends may call them “leftists,” but as violent anti-government extremists, they resemble the Malheur terrorists and Capitol insurrectionists. Democrats and progressives have nothing in common with them and want nothing to do with them.
@87 Yeah, but nobody’s too criminal to be pardoned by Trump, and keep in mind that every single crook he sprung from jail left behind a trail of victims who’ve now been victimized again.
However, I have no sympathy for the private-wall donors Bannon stole millions from. If you swim with sharks you’re liable to get eaten.
From inside a federal ADX?
You better be doing your part, Shortbus.
It’s gone beyond clicks for cash. They need your blood now.
Someone has to break them out of jail if you are going to meet your March 4th deadline.
Some are born to be heroes. And some, like you, are born to die giving themselves in sacrifice that others may carry on and win the victory. So that time has finally come when your brethren in semen drinking need you to come to the walls and lay down your life.
Now repeat after me:
I am a Proud Boy.
I am a Western chauvanist.
And I refuse to apologize,
For creating the modern world.
In the absence of any other Boys present to beat on you, just go set your palm on a hot stove burner. It must be the hand you fap with. Send $500 cash to Steven Bannon and your card will arrive in a few months. Congratulations.
Go get ’em Tiger.
And don’t forget to take plenty of selfies. My spank bank is running low.
“Buts” will get you, every time. Dismissing “the enormity of the day itself” is exactly that this is about. That’s why they have to say it.
In the end this is really no different than the “if the Ukraine extortion scheme was a failure, then it never happened” defense.
The coup failed. It failed and the newly elected President was sworn in. One follows from the other.
The GOP’s Ukraine Drug Deal failed. It failed and Trump lost the election. One follows from the other.
I’m not sure it’s a good idea to set a precedent that we only prosecute the coup attempts that succeed. I can see that being a problem.