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    Well That’s interesting.

    Looks at polling…thinks about his popularity…realizes he’s tied deeply to attempts to kill Obamacare and a deeply unpopular President. “I’m going to spend time with my family.”

  4. 4

    @ 3

    Could be. Or perhaps at 67, with substantial public-service pension income assured and facing another two years a coast away from family and friends, he chose quality-of-life over continued service.

    Either way, could be a seat flip.

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    5,
    depends on what you hope to get out of the trial.
    If part of what you hope is to obtain evidence of prejudice and disparagement of the defense supporting a claim of bias then you are showing some success.

    Adverse rulings alone won’t get it done (that’s a matter of law). Claims of bias must arise from an extrajudicial source. Things like intemperate words, frequent interruption of counsel, name calling, etc. can be just that. And no matter how frustrated a judge becomes, they are still utterly bound by the law. A better judge would keep right on ruling against the defendant (within the bounds of law) while tempering his words and not rising to the bait. Maybe the judge had a bad morning. Or maybe he’s a dick with self-control issues. Or maybe he’s got some animus toward the defendant or his representatives that impels him to be impatient on day one of trial. Having suffered an adverse ruling that he believes demonstrates biased speculation about his client, it’s a lawyer’s duty to document a record of extrajudicial bias if he can. Getting him to shout over an on-the-record argument and say “shut up” is a start.

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    @3 maybe he just wants enough time to gather belongings and move out of Washington so that he’s not there when the NK H Bomb drops.

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    Yertle agreed to support Fuckface’s debt ceiling re-auth tied to Harvey and bring it to a vote. So now it’s up to all true Hillbilly/Traitors to defy their Cheese Jesus and suffer his mighty wrath, or abandon all of their most cherished principles…
    again.

    So much winning.

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    @ 6

    If you’re angling for one or more appeals of a conviction that stretch Menendez’ situation into the ’18 Fall election season, don’t think I’d object.

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    @ 14

    I’d give any NJ Dem better odds with voters than with this guy.

    Any? You sure about that?

    Democrats largely have met Menendez’s upcoming trial with silence, happy to let the daily torrent of Trump administration news overshadow it, refusing to speculate about the senator’s future even as some, most notably Torricelli, have begun to position themselves should Menendez step aside or be convicted.

    https://www.hudsonvalley360.com/article/menendez-trial-offers-high-stakes

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    Now whose job is it to explain to Fuckface and Ted Cruz that Puerto Ricans are Americans?

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    I missed the news that since leaving the White House Bannon had teamed up with the House Freedumb/Suicide Caucus to help overturn the Cohen/Globalist/Street agenda.

    Now that Fuckface has kissed the Pelosi ring and postponed Doctor Dumbfuck’s budget agenda, this puts Bannon and Breitbart (and 4chan, and Pepe, and 10,000,000 .ru troll accounts) in direct opposition to their Cheeto Jesus.

    Pro Tip: as RR has mentioned prev, acetone is a great option for those of you trolls needing to remove Fucface and MAGA emblems from your coal rollers. Be sure to let it saturate the area for at least a few hours. You could also follow up with a heat gun and some coarse steel wool. Good luck!
    As for the neck tatoo, I hear wart remover applied nightly can fade it over time.

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    What? It is now being reported that pouring vast sums of Treasury Debt into the vast, swirling gyre of one tropical hurricane after another could potentially threaten the most holy of holies:
    The-Great-Wingnut-Welfare Tax-Cuts-Guaranteed-to-Fix-Everything-And-Usher-In-A-Republican-Century.

    But with courts ruling against redistricting plans and voter purges, and until Hillbilly/Traitors can discover a more efficient way to lock down “Red-ish” states, Cheeto Jesus Saves!

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    @13 Maybe he’ll ask Drumpf for a pardon. Drumpf has been pardoning criminals recently.

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    @16 Seems to have a touch of foreign accent himself. In any case, I’ll bet this patriot isn’t a veteran. The military wouldn’t put up with him. And his fellow soldiers would kick the shit out of him.

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    Biggest loser:

    Oh, who am I kidding? Y’all bit such a big bite outta this one, y’all are losers.

    Notes from meeting with Russians said not to be damaging to Trump family

    http://www.politico.com/story/.....ily-242464

    Next up: The dog that didn’t bark.

    To be sure, the notes are not an exhaustive account of the meeting, and other things could have been discussed that are not included in the notes.

    To be sure, that’ll get you through the next three an’ a half years, Steve.

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    @30 And here’s Doctor Dumbfuck hoping the racist bigot leading our country won’t get impeached for treason. Nicely played, dumbass.

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    Christmas comes early to the GOP.

    But with a new NBC News poll showing her approval rating at 30 percent, the lowest recorded for her, Clinton kicks it off on Tuesday with a signing at the Union Square Barnes & Noble in New York. She’ll keep it going all the way through December, all across the country.

    http://www.politico.com/story/.....ats-242419

    Thirty percent? Just wait until AFTER the book tour.

    “She’s got every right to tell her story. Who am I to say she shouldn’t, or how she should tell it? But it is difficult for some of us, even like myself who’ve supported her, to play out all these media cycles about the blame game, and the excuses.”

    Difficult for some, perhaps. For me, it’s gonna be surprisingly easy. Almost as easy finding fault with something Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit has written.

  33. 33

    “To be sure, that’ll get you through the next three an’ a half years, Steve.”

    It’s all about the orphans. poor things.

    3 1/2 years, or at the rate you’re posting them, 20,000 more pro-Putin hashtags.

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    @ 33

    Think I’ll still be around in 3 1/2 years? Remember everyone who told me I wouldn’t be here after 2012? I even paid off the bet I lost. Hey, that reminds me. Wherethefuck is MikeBoyScout these days?

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    @32 And here’s Doctor Dumbfuck planning the GOP’s strategy for the last election. Nobody else gives a rat’s ass how Hillary is polling because she’s never, ever, going to run again.

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    @34 He won’t be accused of dodging the draft like his old man. Merely treason and perjury. Faught? What the hell is faught?

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    @35 We hope so. What would we do without you? Trolls, even lousy ones, are hard to replace. And where would we get another doctor as impervious to reason and morality as you?

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    Awwwww. Fox News has a sad ’cause Vamity Fair named Michelle Obama a 2017 best dressed and wears spike heels to a hurricane wasn’t on the list.

    Because “shut up and sing” and we here at Fox cover news and not celebrity gossip and hey, the third wife is totally keeping with our conservative values and no we didn’t call Moo-shell fat and THIS First Lady commands respect…..harrumph.

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    “Think I’ll still be around in 3 1/2 years?”

    I’ve wondered if you left HA that Putin might give us a real Russian troll. Eh. Probably not.

    “Trolls, even lousy ones, are hard to replace.”

    Speaking of…I figure the guys in white coats finally caught up with the loon.

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    @63

    You can post it every day of the year for the next 30 years and it will not change a thing. We GOP exceptionalismists (best humans in the fucking universe) don’t have to have any standards that we can demand for everyone else. Heck we even have Dumbfuck Doctors that are awesome dumbfuckers. So take that!

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    Friend of mine from the Netherlands lives in Sint Maarten. Haven’t heard from him since the 4th.

    This is just one of the vids out there.

    https://youtu.be/aQ99NFwYHws

    Fucking 180+mph sustained winds. Holy meatballs. Bear in mind that the entire East Indies, Antigua, Cuba and the rest of those islands are completely devastated by this storm.

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