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Carl, this is October 15, not October 5.
Trump said he’d donate $1 million to charity if Elizabeth Warren took a DNA test. She did and it confirmed her Native American ancestry. She designated a charity that works to prevent violence against Native American women. He responded “who cares?” and hasn’t paid up.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/15/elizabeth-warren-dna-test-she-urges-trump-to-fulfill-1-million-charity-pledge.html
Our fact-challenged president has a new theory about what happened to the missing Saudi journalist: Rogue killers.
Not his Saudi pals, but mysterious, dark, unidentified strangers.
Yeah right.
Leona Helmsley was right that only “little people” have to pay taxes. She just wasn’t as good at tax avoidance as the Trumps and Kushners.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/15/opinions/trump-kushner-taxes-paid-by-others-mccaffery/index.html
@2
“I never insinuated that a DNA test, well we’d rape pocahonatas. I never said I would donate a thin red(skin) cent if she is in fact indian. Who are you going to believe, ME or the lying videotape?!”
Using the same logic that permits Warren to claim to be Native American, Deathfrogg can claim to be a millionaire.
Using the same logic that permits Warren to claim to be Native American, I hereby announce that I have joined Nick Hanauer in the once-exclusive club of billionaires.
It apparently has taken Warren six years to find an academician willing to support her contention of Native American heritage.
I think it was six years spent trying to hit her mouth with that swab to collect mucosal epithelial cells. Those Indian cheekbones of hers pulled her lips so high she kept missing.
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I have more bourbon in my blood than Elizabeth Warren has Cherokee in hers.
9:51 AM – 15 Oct 2018
@8&9
Sorry that bit has now blown up in your face.
Maybe if they make the field 125 yards you’ll still have something?
I hear there is still a fake birth certificate hidden in Hawaii in a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard”
@6 never good enough for you Bob, eh Bob. You Dumbfuck.
Never mind your Sins. You should be ashamed of just you as a human being, if you can even call yourself one. You Sir are SCUM living on alternative facts. You probably think your wife is pretty – I got news for you.
@6, 9 Using your logic, it would be hard for you to claim you’re human, given that your blood is 98% alcohol.
Entering his apartment while black. What was he thinking?? He could have been shot!
“White woman tries to block a black man from entering his own apartment — then calls the cops on him”
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/white-woman-tries-block-black-man-entering-apartment-calls-cops/
@6 – @9 Doctor Dumbfuck’s discomfiture is nearly as amusing as this guy’s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogBEI1z1OIE
@11 “You should be ashamed of just you as a human being, if you can even call yourself one.”
He can call himself anything he likes, but that doesn’t make him one. See #12 for details.
@14 To side with Doctor Dumbfuck for a moment, he’s almost as bright as these people…
“Fox & Friends brutally mocked for complaining 60 Minutes interviewer ‘peppered’ Trump with questions”
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/fox-friends-brutally-mocked-complaining-60-minutes-interviewer-peppered-trump-questions/
@13 That cost the racist dumbfuck her job (she was employed at a minority owned company), and she could still be charged with criminal harassment and false reporting.
Actually, it was Leona Helmsley’s housekeeper who testified at Helmsley’s trial in 1989 who said Helmsley said “only the little people pay taxes” comment. Was the housekeeper telling the truth?
Re 6 through 9,
Looks like the TeamRape Rally was pretty short lived.
Now back to our regularly scheduled drip, drip of Teh Softening.
@18 Of course not. Housekeepers, rape victims, and reporters just make shit up about rich and famous people to grab 15 minutes of fame. Rich and famous people are gods. They have no faults.
Trump’s having a bad week. Climate change is what the scientists said it was. Elizabeth Warren’s ancestry is what she said it was. And on top of that, Trump’s supply-side economic policy is the discredited bullshit that real economists said it was.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/15/us-budget-deficit-expands-to-779-billion-in-fiscal-2018-as-spending-surges.html
Cherokee Nation news release:
A DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship. Current DNA tests do not even distinguish whether a person’s ancestors were indigenous to North or South America,” Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskin Jr. said. “Sovereign tribal nations set their own legal requirements for citizenship, and while DNA tests can be used to determine lineage, such as paternity to an individual, it is not evidence for tribal affiliation. Using a DNA test to lay claim to any connection to the Cherokee Nation or any tribal nation, even vaguely, is inappropriate and wrong. It makes a mockery out of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens, whose ancestors are well documented and whose heritage is proven. Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage.”
http://www.cherokee.org/News/S.....s-DNA-test
Maybe you can get Mary Mapes to confirm the validity of Warren’s claims, libbies.
Remember when Warren told the interviewer that her parents eloped because her mother was Cherokee, and the townspeople wouldn’t approve?
Because her mother was 1/32 Cherokee, apparently. That’s one strict town.
Geezus.
It’s like watching that fat kid in third grade doubling down on the lie that his dad was a Green Beret in World War II.
Hi, I’m Elizabeth Warren, and I’m a minority because 10 generations ago one of my ancestors humped an Indian. Maybe. It could have been in South America. I don’t know.
Show your support for diversity by voting for me instead of that faker Cory Booker. He’s a liar, you know. He’s not really Spartacus. I don’t think he’s even Greek.
@22 “A DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship.”
Of course it is, because tribal membership is a political decision made by tribal authorities. As the man said, ““Sovereign tribal nations set their own legal requirements for citizenship.”
Warren isn’t applying for tribal membership. She’s simply stating what her ancestry is. The DNA test proves she was right all along.
It doesn’t take a DNA test to demonstrate that Trump is an obnoxious racist. So are you, fuckface.
Along with the dismissal of her suit against Trump, the judge says that Stormy’s gonna owe The Donald some coin.
Maybe she can, you know, work it off.
Heh.
@25 “I’m a minority because 10 generations ago one of my ancestors humped an Indian.”
You think that’s something, here’s the real hoot: Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren’s ancestor humped horses.
Paul Allen is dead.
Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, the fact that your wife regularly comes home filled with BBC sperm doesn’t make your grandchildren black.
Democrats plan to run a lying old white woman for president two elections in a row.
30,
Brilliant rejoinder. And one you came up with all by yourself, no doubt.
Teh Dumbfuck in Decline..
@30 And here’s Doctor Dumbfuck furiously scribbling in his coloring book.
Where do old radiologists go to die? Places where they have coloring books and Crayolas. Reliving kindergarten is the last thing they do on this earth.
After much hemming and hawing, the Saudis reportedly will admit that Kashoggi was killed and blame their underlings for bungling his abduction.
@31 So what?
Republicans plan to run a lying-misogynistic-racist-homophobic fat old white man for president two elections in a row.
godwin, you struck me as someone who strongly believed in the “One Drop” rule.
I think I know why the unindicted conspirator won’t fulfill the promise. He probably doesn’t have $1 million.
I’m sure he’ll ask for her birth certificate next. She could be from Kenya.
@31 I think the Dems will have a dynamic field in 2020, and by then a lot of Trump’s blue-collar supporters may have figured out that his policies work better for the plutocrats than for them and his phony “populism” offers no solutions for their grievances.
I’ve been doing a little buying in my longer-term portfolios lately. Now is a good time to look at adding things for the long term.
@39 Agree.