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    With her vote against Sanders amendment to allow cheaper drugs to be imported from Canada, Patty Murray just killed any chance I’ll ever vote for her again.

  2. 2

    Dunceman,

    Yeah right. Wait until the next election and you’ll be running to the mail box to drop in your Sneakers vote!

    You really wear that duncecap here well!

  5. 5

    Apparently the millennial population didn’t think the Obummer economy was really that great and #CrookedHillary was going to improve it.

    More voted for Trump than had said they were going to before the election, survey shows

    http://www.rollcall.com/news/p.....illennials

    Probably didn’t want to be called names by their “friends”!

  6. 6

    Special Snowflake Duncy is quickly running out of senators.

    First Bernie, now Murray.

    How does Rand Paul strike you, Snowflake?

  7. 7

    @ 5

    More voted for Trump than had said they were going to before the election, survey showselection results show

    ftfy Heh.

  8. 8

    @ 5 Or this, maybe:

    More voted for Trump than had said they were going to before the election, survey shows#CrookedHIllary’s inability to address her supporters on election night showed

    Yeah. I like that one better.

  9. 9

    The Trump Child Care Plan

    “Policy staff for the tax-writing committee and members of the Trump transition team discussed a proposal in Trump’s childcare plan that would allow parents to deduct some childcare expenses from their income taxes.”

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics.....d=44746707

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Wealthy families who shell out for top-drawer child care, and are in high tax brackets, would benefit the most. Middle class families who pay income taxes would get some benefit. The 50% of working Americans whose incomes are too low to pay income taxes would get zero benefit.

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    @1 You’d rather have a Republican in her seat?

    A total of 13 Democrats voted against Sanders’ amendment, including Maria Cantwell and Corey Booker. The amendment was supported by the likes of Ted Cruz and Rand Paul, which should make you suspect it might be flawed in some way. Here’s Booker’s explanation:

    “I support the importation of prescription drugs as a key part of a strategy to help control the skyrocketing cost of medications. Any plan to allow the importation of prescription medications should also include consumer protections that ensure foreign drugs meet American safety standards. I opposed an amendment put forward last night that didn’t meet this test. The rising cost of medications is a life-and-death issue for millions of Americans, which is why I also voted for amendments last night that bring drug prices down and protect Medicare’s prescription drug benefit. I‎’m committed to finding solutions that allow for prescription drug importation with adequate safety standards.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/even-ted-cruz-voted-to-import-cheaper-drugs-from-canada-but-these-13-dems-voted-against-it/

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    @3 Wherein the troll whose evolution is a million years behind the rest of us purports to lecture us about evolution.

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    @5 If they don’t like the Obama economy they should try living in the Bush economy.

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    @5 @7 @8 You guys say that as if you think voting for a womanizing, pussy-grabbing liar who stiffs everyone who does business with him and hobnobs with Putin is some kind of wonderful thing.

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    @12 “‘As 2017 begins, Americans are more satisfied with their personal lives than they have been in a decade. Eighty-seven percent say they are satisfied with their own life, including 57 percent who are very satisfied. Both figures have improved since dipping during the recession and are at or near pre-recession levels,’ said the polling outfit.”

    Trump won’t have to take credit for Obama’s accomplishments. Puddy’s already doing it for him.

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    @16 Only in your mind, after being filtered through the special lens you have that none of the rest of us do.

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    The people Boob loves to hate:

    “Terrance Wise used to take eight buses every day to get to work at two different fast food franchises, a Burger King and a McDonald’s in Kansas City.

    “Sometimes the 37-year-old said he would get 8-hour shifts from both franchises on the same day and work back-to-back for 16 hours straight. Other times, he said he would only get a few hours a day. The franchises could decide shifts day-by-day, week-by-week.

    “Even with the two jobs he had when ABC News spoke to him in 2015, Wise said he would make so little money at times that he had to choose between paying the electric bill and buying groceries.

    “‘Some may look and say, ‘It’s something you didn’t do right,’’ Wise said. ‘And they think, ‘OK, well you should have stayed in school or should have done this.’ Well, I’m working, I have a family and we’re at where we’re at in this life right now.’

    “In 1980, the majority of fast food workers were teenagers, but today 75 percent are in their 20s or older and a third of them have children, according to the University of Minnesota and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. …

    “The top companies in the fast food industry made combined profits of $6.6 billion in 2015, according to their public filings. But 52 percent of all American fast food workers are getting some form of public assistance, according to a 2015 study by the University of California-Berkeley Labor Center.”

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/worki.....d=44707695

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Republicans hate paying taxes to support these loafers, and hate even more giving them pay raises so they can support themselves. Frankly, I think something is wrong with Republicans.

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    @20 Great! Let’s eliminate 3 or 4 tax brackets. Then all you’ll have to do is hire a CPA to figure out what part of your gross income is taxable income after subtracting business expenses, etc., unless you’re willing to pay income taxes on expenditures like brokerage fees, foreign taxes paid, costs of materials and labor in your small business, etc. A flat rate tax would reduce the size of Donald Trump’s tax return from 10,000 pages to, say, 9,999 1/2 pages. You’re a simpleton.

  23. 23

    @22,
    “You’re a simpleton low information hillbilly Trailer Trump American.
    ftfy

  26. 26

    @11 Yeah, right, what bullshit. First of all, Canada has a high enough standard of quality that millions of people get needed medication every year effectively without problem. Unlike us. Secondly, we’ve been snookered long enough by now that I can see big pharma’s fingerprints on that line, easily. And thirdly, Sanders may be a lot of things, but he’s one guy I trust to do what’s right for us little guys. The Democrats are practically locked out of government and this is their response? Please. I’m done asking “how stupid do they think we are?”. It’s obvious by now.

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    @26 With things like this, the devil is always in the details. I’m finding it hard to swallow that Murray, Cantwell, and 11 other Democratic senators are suddenly handmaidens of Big Pharma. There’s gotta be more to this story.

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    Paul Ryan says federal assistance should be cut off to sanctuary cities because they’re violating the rule of law.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/12/.....index.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Fair enough. But I think federal funding should be cut off to states that violate the Voting Rights Act, because they’re violating the rule of law, too.

  30. 30

    @29 Maybe those cities should refuse to pay taxes to the federal government. Seems fair.

  31. 31

    @7:

    Extremely proud of how you and your fellows lied to other Americans about your voting intentions, are you?

    Yes, yes of course you are.

    So very, very proud of your lies.

    Live on your knees.

  32. 32

    @28,
    don’t be so sure.
    While Comrade-President Elect Pepe’s vast hoards of low information racist hillbillies congratulate themselves on the wall, the dirty Mexican roundups, the trade embargoes, and the coal jobs that will never actually materialize, and while hand wringing SJWs and Latte Liberals preoccupy themselves with “resistance” the real play is elsewhere arming for the upcoming mid terms. That’s what all this flurry of Congressional activity is really about. Tea Baggers securing giant tax cuts for wealthy donors. And Democrats sniffing about for crumbs wherever they can find them. In this case, big pharma crumbs.
    Sorry. But seniors dependent upon prescriptions fucked themselves once again by voting overwhelmingly for Republicans. Just go look at the exit data. Democrats have seats to defend and they need money to do it. The next six months is all about war chest.

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    This sure doesn’t look like a mandate:

    “Other readings for Trump in the poll also showed signs of serious trouble. A 53 percent majority said Trump is ‘not honest’ and 62 percent that he is ‘not level-headed.’ On average, Trump has a 48.7 percent unfavorable rating among Americans to 42.7 percent favorable.”

    Oh, and don’t forget that he lost the popular vote by 2.8 million.

    http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/13.....-time.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Hillary will never, ever be president thanks to an undemocratic election system that was invented to preserve slavery. Boob and his fellow fascists are real proud of that.

  36. 36

    Our white supremacist Doctor cries bitter tears. His only friend is a self-loathing sub-human black loon, black Santas were everywhere this last Christmas, the Seahawks have only black quarterbacks, and now Lady Liberty is a black woman.

    “‘Lady liberty isn’t black. That simple’: Conservatives cry bitter tears over commemorative $100 coin”

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/0.....-100-coin/

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    @5 If they don’t like the Obama economy they should try living in the Bush economy.

    Another weak sauce answer from the early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Roger dumbfuck wabbit!

    Another reason why #CrookedHillary lost and it’s really lost on the early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Roger dumbfuck wabbit!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  38. 38

    I wouldn’t bet money that Trump’s AG will prosecute this potential Logan Act violation.

    “WASHINGTON, Jan 13 (Reuters) – Michael Flynn, President-elect Donald Trump’s choice for national security adviser, held multiple phone conversations with Russia’s ambassador to Washington on the day the United States announced retaliation for Moscow’s interference in the U.S. presidential election, two people familiar with the issue said. …

    “An 18th-century U.S. law, the Logan Act, bars unauthorized citizens from negotiating with foreign governments that are in disputes with the United States. …

    “A Trump spokesman said on Friday that Flynn took a call from the Russian ambassador last month, and discussed setting up a call between the president-elect and Russian President Vladimir Putin after Trump’s inauguration on Jan. 20. ‘The call centered around the logistics of setting up a call with the president of Russia and the president-elect after he was sworn in and they exchanged logistical information on how to initiate and schedule that call. That was it, plain and simple,’ spokesman Sean Spicer told reporters.”

    http://www.aol.com/article/new...../21654612/

    It takes several phone calls to set up a phone call? Really? Trump should hire my dentist’s receptionist.

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    @12 “‘As 2017 begins, Americans are more satisfied with their personal lives than they have been in a decade.

    They were really satisfied with their lives until the DUMMOCRETIN took over the House and Senate back in 2007 early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Roger dumbfuck wabbit! It has nuthin to do with Obummer. People look at the Obummer economy and over 63% of Americans say the country is heading in the wrong direction. Hence No #CrookedHillary!

    After Trump won, satisfaction took off early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Roger dumbfuck wabbit! FACTS Sux!

    This is why it is so easy to toy with you now. Dumb just became dumber with the early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Roger dumbfuck wabbit becoming dumber as each day passes!!!

  42. 42

    The loon is acting strange today, even for the loon. Must be that his white supremacist president-elect has had more scandals unfolding in two weeks than President Obama had in eight years. That and knowledge that his best friend, the racist Doctor Dumbfuck, believes the loon isn’t human.

    It doesn’t help that the loon is being confronted with the fact that the last two Republican presidents have given us the Savings and Loan crisis, the Great Recession and Wall Street crisis, 9/11, and three ill begotten wars starting with the 1990 “jobs, jobs, jobs!” war with Iraq.

    But it does make for some great loon head explosions and has given us thousands of Doctor Dumbfuck’s pro-Putin hashtags.

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    22 – So you support the complicated mess we currently have. You’re a self-serving asshole.

    If we have a simple, fair, flat rate income tax, it will help in-employ a lot of white people in the tax industry. I know that’s one of the things you and the trolls are definitely for. You’re a racist cocksucker, too.

  44. 44

    @43 I actually didn’t say I support the complicated mess we currently have. I support tax reform. Just not the phony “reform” that Republicans have in mind.

    For example, the child care tax deduction proposal being promoted by Ivanka Trump would allow her to write off her nanny expenses, while the working poor would get nothing.

    A flat tax scheme isn’t bad per se, if it’s coupled with reforming exemptions and deductions. Under such a scheme, Trump and Romney presumably would have to start paying taxes.

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    @43 Oh, and thank you for calling me a “racist cocksucker.” It show I’m getting on your nerves. That’s a good thing. I come here to fuck with trolls, and I love making you lowlifes squirm.

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    @ 44

    For example, the child care tax deduction proposal being promoted by Ivanka Trump would allow her to write off her nanny expenses, while the working poor would get nothing.

    Hey cocksucker, she would receive zero benefit, as couples earning more than $500,000 per year aren’t eligible. Even if she and her husband walk away from their earned incomes, they’ll exceed this based on their investment income alone.

    I always wondered why you walk around without your false teeth. No need to wonder any more.

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    @ 52

    You’re equating foreign manufacturing facilities with foreign-located, FDA-inspected manufacturing facilities.

    The latter is a small subset of the former. You should appreciate the difference.

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    @ 52

    1. Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit’s ED doesn’t respond to Viagra.

    2. Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit’s ED doesn’t respond to el cheapo Viagra-equivalent manufactured in India and sold by a Craigslist guy who looks like the guy on the cover of Joe Jackson’s I’m The Man album.

    Doesn’t mean there’s no difference between the #1 drug and the #2 drug. All it means is that Mrs. Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit has to keep looking outside the house if she wants the real thing, like she’s been forced to do for the last two decades.

  56. 56

    Ooops.. Got that one in a bit late..

    No matter fellow HA’ers..

    FREEDOM!

    From babbling jackass noise… Yes, it is FRIDAY and the sun has set!

    Yours truly is a bit busy this evening..

    Enjoy the peace and quiet.. the FREEDOM from the babbling of that obnoxious troll..

    Isn’t it nice?

  58. 58

    @57,
    And that in turn means that the entire senior party leadership of Trailer Trump America is compromised and can no longer be trusted with national security. This wont trouble the hillbillies whose only real concerns are a steady supply of Daisey Duke porn, cheap beer, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit.

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    @51 How would you know what her income is? Are you fucking her? Maybe she makes less than $500,000 some years. Business and investment income fluctuate, you know.

    @54 At least I don’t need a USB cable to get my brain function going, like a certain troll who posts here.

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    @57 Republicans are going to be really, really busy trying to make this go away, and when they’re done with that, next they have to sweep Drumpf’s countless conflicts of interest under the rug. They’re not going to have much time to fuss with their agenda. The next two years will be filled with investigations.

  64. 64

    The WSJ today joining a growing chorus of newspapers saying FBI Director James Comey should resign. I disagree. I think Obama should fire his ass.

  65. 65

    “Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit’s ED…”

    Republicans. If they’re not fucking goats, horses, mules, washing machines or watermelons, they’re fucking the family dog.

    “Florida Man Accused Of Repeatedly Sexually Assaulting Pit Bull”

    “A roommate tells police she estimates he abused the family dog 100 times.”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....ppiig7rpb9

    Lord only knows what Doctor Dumbfuck is fucking up there on Whidbey Island.

  67. 67

    @65 This is why rabbits dig burrows. In addition to our natural enemies (dogs, hawks, snakes, cars, etc.), we have to worry about Republicans.

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