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My New Rick Perry Thought

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/13/12, 6:51 pm

Yes, I’m the person who thought he was going to get a solid 3rd place in Iowa, so what the fuck do I know? But seeing Perry screw up the what departments would you eliminate (h/t) question again I think he’s not in it to win it. I think the whole project is one of running for 2016.

Now hear me out: When he got into the race late, we all assumed he looked at that weak field, figured “all of these anti-Romneys are awful so it may as well be me.” But what if he saw that same weak field and thought, “there’s no heir apparent when Romeny loses, why not me?”

Now for this to work, you have to accept that the Republican party supports whoever it has felt it’s their time. This year it’s Romeny’s time because he lost to McCain in 2008. In 2008, it was McCain’s time because he lost to W. Bush in 2000. In 2000 it was Bush II’s time because the GOP will support a dynasty. Dole and Pops Bush had been VP nominees and thus it was their time when they were picked, etc.

That’s a bit esoteric, and not everybody buys it. But perhaps Perry looked at that crowd and thought Romney can fuck up in the general, and if I run and lose the nomination, I can be the next in line. Huntsman was never going to be next in line. Bachmann was never going to expand past her Tea Party base. Santorum and Gingrich left DC in disgrace, so it wasn’t going to be them.

And this actually explains a bit about the Perry campaign. The gaffs serve 2 functions: first they make sure he didn’t screw it up by winning this time. He doesn’t have the money or the organization to do his best in a general election, so he doesn’t want to win the primary and screw it up. It also sets the bar incredibly low next time. If he can count to 3, people will remark on how improved his 2016 version run is over 2012. It also explains why he ever went negative on Romney as fiercely as Newt. He doesn’t want to upset the insiders who support Romney this time around.

Of course, there are a few things that don’t fit. The most likely next in line is whoever Romney picks as VP. If it’s someone who can run successfully on their own, well, they’re the next in line. But, Palin, Cheney, Kemp, and Quayle haven’t run for President, so it’s not a given. The most likely answer to why he keeps screwing up may be as a friend of mine, a recent Austin transplant, explained to me, “he’s just dumb.”

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  1. 1

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Friday, 1/13/12 at 6:59 pm

    I don’t see Perry as an significant threat to Obama. Obama will win re-election in 2012. Romney, Gingrich, Santorum, Huntsman – they can’t beat Obama.

  2. 2

    Michael spews:

    Friday, 1/13/12 at 7:02 pm

    Perry’s political destiny is as a footnote.

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/13/12 at 8:52 pm

    “I think the whole project is one of running for 2016.”

    Unless somebody invents an IQ pill, Perry won’t be any smarter in 2016 than he is now.

  4. 4

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Friday, 1/13/12 at 9:28 pm

    The only way Rick Perry will ever get into the White House is if he gets invited by the occupant at that time.

  5. 5

    SJ spews:

    Saturday, 1/14/12 at 8:06 am

    I have a source on Perry, as mutual friend.

    I am told that Perry is actually bright and no one understands his problem with debates.

    Perry may have been terribly prepared, not be “fast” enough for the debate format, or ???

    I also doubt that he will end up as Veep candidate. Romney will, however, need a Tea Party Baptist as Veep. The same people (Koch, Rove) who have backed mPerry6, and Perry himself, will choose that person.

    I suspect they want Rubio or Pawlenty.

  6. 6

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Saturday, 1/14/12 at 9:59 am

    “…a Tea Party Baptist…”

    That’s a problem. Religion (or lack of religion) should play no part in the selection of a running mate for Romney, assuming Romney is the candidate against Obama.

  7. 7

    Moag spews:

    Saturday, 1/14/12 at 12:51 pm

    Quayle did run for prez in 2000, but didn’t get anywhere. Even the Republicans laughed at him.

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