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Monday Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 1/22/24, 8:03 am

The police officer who killed Jaahnavi Kandula was rejected by the Tucson police department. I don’t know, guys. Seems like maybe not the ideal situation. Without knowing why I am a bit worried about saying they should not have accepted him. But it seems like a red flag.

Anyway, please wash your hands. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    G spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 8:57 am

    The DJIA has gone up 15,000 points since the bag of shit left the Oval Office after its insurrection. A 65% increase!

    And Bob’s Poms Poms have to stay dusty.

    Shiver the pain! Vote Blue 2024! Your money is at stake!

    Free me.

    My comments that evaded moderation, regarding the HN Virus was deleted. Why this sensitivity towards the HN Virus?

  2. 2

    We willl be better off when Trump gets back into office. spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 9:00 am

    We will be better off when Trump gets back into office.

  3. 3

    Fools and their money spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 9:26 am

    The cyber truck will lop off a finger because the front trunk has no pinch sensors. Social media is now filled with video of carrots, sausages and sticks getting severed. And if you are unfortunate enough to get pinched in the non severed way you can only open it with the App.

    Also the cybertruck is looking like it won’t be certified for sale in the EU due to the abysmal driver line of sight AND the unibody construction with no crumple zones AND EU requires rounded body edges so a low speed pedestrian collision won’t, you know, bleeding wounds.

    All this adds up to either a full recall OR massive product liability issues in future lawsuits

    TSLA will flirting with $200 again by the end of the week. Is -17% in a month bad?

  4. 4

    Bob Iger spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 9:29 am

    Really thought Ron would hang on until Super Tuesday. Guess he’s only half as stupid as he appears.

  5. 5

    G spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 9:35 am

    @2

    The best thing for the World, not just this Country, would be if the Biden Administration exercised their Immunity.

  6. 6

    Joe "sTrollin' to a second term' Brandon spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 9:41 am

    In a last ditch effort to pull the Evangelicals away from Donald, Nikki says she’ll sign a nation wide abortion ban if elected President.

    So there you are GOP. You’ve put front and center the one issue 84% of Americans according to Gallup are on the other side.

    Good luck with that.

  7. 7

    I'll take a shot of Bleach and a UV light spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 9:53 am

    It will all be gone in the spring. As if voters needed another reminder that Donald’s dithering and denial killed a couple hundred thousand more people than needed…

    NEW YORK, Jan 22 (Reuters) – The judge overseeing writer E. Jean Carroll’s latest civil defamation case against Donald Trump postponed the trial until Tuesday, after one juror reported feeling ill and one or more parents of Trump’s lead lawyer tested positive for COVID-19.
    U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan in Manhattan on Monday sent one of the nine jurors home to get a COVID test after the juror reported feeling hot and nauseous.

  8. 8

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 11:25 am

    Have we seen the last of the dumbfuck Nazi coward?

  9. 9

    Ron DeSantis spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 12:34 pm

    America needs someone younger, stronger, fitter than Donald Trump. I’m running for President because we need to make America Florida. Donald Trump is not the candidate who can take America forward. We need a candidate who has the boldness to do what needs to be done.

    And that candidate is Donald J Trump.

  10. 10

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 12:42 pm

    What we need is to have someone less than 60 as president. Time for the boomers to retire.

  11. 11

    PI's poor mother spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 12:46 pm

    @10 What I need is all of the money you’ve stolen from my purse!

  12. 12

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 12:48 pm

    @11 – Quite a claim for someone who has been dead for over 30 years.

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 1:23 pm

    @6 She also said she’ll pardon Trump. And she left the Confederate flag flying to appease the neo-Nazis of her home state until she couldn’t anymore. This POS has to be forced to do anything decent.

  14. 14

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 1:26 pm

    Republicans up to their usual dirty tricks:

    “A robocall that appears to be an AI voice resembling President Joe Biden is reaching out to New Hampshire residents, advising them against voting in Tuesday’s presidential primary and saving their vote for the November general election.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/22/politics/fake-joe-biden-robocall/index.html

    This is fraud, period. By any definition or measure, impersonating another person to influence someone’s behavior is FRAUD, FRAUD, FRAUD.

    Here’s your election fraud. It really does exist. It’s real, like voting in two different states, and refusing to certify valid elections. And it’s all done by Republicans.

  15. 15

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 1:30 pm

    Time for the boomers to retire.

    They’re doing that quite nicely..

    https://incendar.com/baby_boomer_deathclock.php/millenials_generation_y_deathclock.php

    So much so it cancels teh kreepshit’s SS check practically every freaking day..

    Following from its own babbling – good for the kids..

    Also boomer spendthrifts are going to re-elect Joe

    https://www.businessinsider.com/baby-boomers-spending-net-worth-us-economy-recession-2023-10?op=1

    Life is good.

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 1:40 pm

    @12 And her ghost will continue to haunt you until she gets her money back.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 1:43 pm

    We boomers own the company he works for, the mortgage on his house, and lend him money to buy his underwear and shoes.

    So he better be polite to us.

  18. 18

    Fucking Retire Already spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 2:06 pm

    @10

    “No fucking Shit”,

    -GenX and Millennials’ who’ve been in upper middle management for 15-20 years with no route to the executive suite.

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 2:27 pm

    Behold one of the geniuses to whom Queen YLB entrusted her fucked kids’ primary educations.

    A Seattle high school teacher has been accused of berating a student for describing himself as “straight” — saying it’s “offensive” because it suggests LGBTQ people must be “crooked.”

    Queen YLB’s fucked kids are a product of matriarchy.

    The mother further claims Golash told her tenth-grade son he was “a product of the patriarchy” during a discussion about Florida “banning ethnic studies” — likely in reference to the state blocking an Advanced Placement course on African American studies.
    …
    “You missed an opportunity here to teach your student about current events and instead shamed him for being a male.

    And the rot doesn’t extend merely to this one dude:

    The same mother previously accused the ethnic studies world history teacher in an earlier complaint of giving her son a failing grade on a quiz when he labeled two statements “true” — The first that “All men have penises” and the second that “Only women can get pregnant.”

    The penis thing is problematic on so many levels. For instance, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit possesses a penis, but it hasn’t worked for nearly 3 decades. Does he warrant placement in a category different from other men?

    Hillary Clinton is Crooked, but mostly straight, now that the word’s out on her munching of Huma Abedin’s carpet.

  20. 20

    I saw Jesus in my toast. Pay me to see the toast spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 3:05 pm

    @19

    The unidentified pupil’s mom filed a formal complaint

    You know what that means? The story is completely fake.

    The same mother previously accused the ethnic studies world history teacher in an earlier complaint of giving her son a failing grade on a quiz when he labeled two statements “true” — The first that “All men have penises” and the second that “Only women can get pregnant.”

    That’s how you know it’s fake. She ran to Reichstag Radio with it and no where else.

    The mom won’t identify herself. It’s based on a hyper focused cultural war thing of the moment. It’s as real as all the thousands of photos of the litterboxes for the furries in the classroom.

  21. 21

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 3:11 pm

    @19 “Does he warrant placement in a category different from other men?”

    I’ll settle for “buck rabbit.”

  22. 22

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 3:20 pm

    The handyman at a budget motel beats the owner to death with a baseball bat. The 19-year-old handyman with a meth habit admits committing the crime. To avoid the death penalty, he cuts a deal with prosecutors to testify the motel manager put him up to it. Based on that testimony alone, and no other evidence whatsoever, the manager is convicted of murder-for-hire and sentenced to death. The D.A. then destroys potentially exculpatory evidence and intimidates witnesses. Even the state’s attorney general thinks the conviction and death sentence are bullshit, but the state is moving heaven and earth, and sparing no expense (even though it can’t afford to pay its teachers a livable wage), to execute torture to death a man everybody thinks is innocent.

    Today’s quiz: What shithole of a state would do such a thing?
    Hint: It’s a state run by Republicans (of course!).
    Answer here: http://tinyurl.com/yv3fadwm

  23. 23

    Jussie Smollet spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 3:22 pm

    It totally happened just the way Jason Antebi reports.

  24. 24

    Ashley Todd spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 3:28 pm

    @19

    The other way to know that it is fake, the Mom provided KTTH with a ‘blank’ copy of the alleged assignment from September.

    Because she only found out about it in January. And then she doesn’t have the one he actually filled out. And of course it happened.

  25. 25

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 4:34 pm

    @ 18

    -GenX and Millennials’ who’ve been in upper middle management for 15-20 years with no route to the executive suite.

    Being named a corporate officer is not a human right. Worry about the next generation of lower- to upper-middle managers being replaced by AI.

    Someone learned to code, but it wasn’t a whiny GenX-er. It was HAL 9000.

  26. 26

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 5:01 pm

    @ 22

    Left out of the HA retelling of the story is that the dude’s first attorney

    …finding he received ineffective assistance of counsel.

    was Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  27. 27

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:05 pm

    @18 Mark Twain said, “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

  28. 28

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:05 pm

    kids’ primary educations.

    led them to being graduates of the same college that teh babblin’ butthole troll’s kids graduated from..

    afaik butthole’s kids went to public school too.

    Made Dean’s List many quarters – both kids..

    a product of matriarchy.

    i.e. kreepshit doing horseshit shovelin’ duty for Mary Kay..

    The penis thing is problematic on so many levels.

    Well if you keep it in the pants until the female partner says ok then you don’t have to cringe when dad babbles about 20 minutes of action.

    Or pop pop for the thug grandkids…

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:06 pm

    @25 “Being named a corporate officer is not a human right.”

    Neither is winning stock options, getting a driver’s license at age 16, owning a gun, controlling other people’s bodies, or staying president after losing an election.

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:13 pm

    @26 It was left out of the story because I was never his attorney.

    Aside from lying and making shit up, which is among the more minor of your manifold sins, you really don’t give a shit about the misconduct of the cops and D.A., how fucked up criminal justice in Oklahoma is, whether their execution methods amount to torture, or whether they execute an innocent man based on nothing more than the coerced testimony of a meth addict. We all know it. And we also know why you’re not a practicing M.D. anymore: You’re a cold-blooded reptile with no feeling or regard for human life, who revels in killing and death. Your colleagues smoked you out, and put you out to pasture. Even your horse knows how stiff and unfeeling you are; when you go to the barn, he thinks, “Here comes that broomstick again.”

  31. 31

    G spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:14 pm

    Bob likes to post fake shit. He also like to vote for fraud. He’s a POS, like the rest of the heterosexual Neanderthals. his kind can only survive on fake.

    Hetero sexual Neanderthals are neither straight or crooked, they are slimy snakes, violent mother fuckers.

    They kill their wives and children’s.

    The Dow really fucking doing great!

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:17 pm

    @31 He likes to post other people’s fake shit, too, e.g. Gateway Pundit, Breitbart, Farmer Jim, and anything the RNC puts out.

  33. 33

    Fascist Scummy Mom. spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:18 pm

    ITS NOT FAKE! So there!🖕

  34. 34

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:27 pm

    “‘Alina Habba, who is beside Trump and not wearing a mask, tells the court she’s had a fever. Kaplan grants a 1-day adjournment,’ she added.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-defamation-trial-postponed/

    Don’t anybody post, “I hope she gives it to him.” That’s completely unnecessary. She can accomplish this without our help.

  35. 35

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:32 pm

    The penis thing is problematic on so many levels.

    I bet kreepshit finds kon-klown’s sad defeat, burning through many millions of degen repuke dollars, a bit “deflating” if y’all know what yours truly means

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:38 pm

    If you live in Florida, you’ll get to pay taxes to cover the legal bills of a billionaire mobster. How d’ya like them apples?

    “Florida Republicans have a new idea — create a state program that will bail out up to $5 million of former President Donald Trump’s legal expenses with public money.

    “The legislation — first reported by Newsweek — has been proposed by Florida’s Chief Financial Officer Jimmy Patronis and is being sponsored by State Sen. Ileana Garcia. It would establish a bucket of cash called the “Florida Freedom Fighters Fund.”

    “The program ‘would provide up to $5 million to cover legal costs for Florida residents who are running for president, like Trump, and face legal, partisan, political attacks by the Department of Justice or State Attorneys,’ Patronis’s office said in a statement.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-legal-fees-2667041452/

    Without even looking at the Florida state constitution, I’ll venture a wild guess that this violates some provision or other of it; but I like that they’re putting language in it that will allow taxpayer lawsuits to challenge the characterization of grand jury indictments as “partisan” and “political,” because I think the challengers will win on that one. Also, it should be noted that any two-bit criminal arrested in Florida can tap into this fund by filing paperwork to run for president. I’m not sure what the filing fee is, maybe something like 250 bucks. Any drug dealer can come up with that.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 6:55 pm

    A Capitol rioter texted on Jan. 6, “feelin cute … might start a revolution later.”

    A CNN article referred to him as, “Man wanted to start ‘a revolution’ on January 6.”

    The rioter sued CNN for defamation, alleging “they falsely accuse [him] of felonious criminal activity of which he was not charged or convicted, either directly or indirectly.”

    Starting a revolution is not a crime in the United States, although specific acts in further of revolution may be (such as storming the Capitol and assaulting cops guarding it).

    It is not actionable defamation for a news organization to report that a rioter who said he might “start a revolution later” said he wants to start a revolution.

    Truth is a defense against a libel claim, and the defendant is not require to prove the plaintiff was convicted of a crime to establish that the plaintiff said what he said.

    Even MAGA Kid’s settlement will eclipse this one.

    https://www.newsweek.com/capitol-rioter-default-cnn-defamation-lawsuit-1862797#Echobox=1705941966

  38. 38

    Doctor Oz spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 7:10 pm

    @3,

    I took the challenge and made an entire platter of crudites using only a CYBERTRUCK.

  39. 39

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 9:02 pm

    36)Looks like it’s going nowhere, veto threat,

    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/01/22/florida-trump-legal-bills-00136984

  40. 40

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 9:10 pm

    Dixville Notch has reported in, all Six for Haley.

  41. 41

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 10:19 pm

    @39 That’s beside the point. It shouldn’t need to be vetoed, or struck down by the courts. Remember all the times Republicans said, “I don’t want my taxes used for this?” They can never argue that again.

  42. 42

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 1/22/24 at 10:42 pm

    She is awful.

    Biden’s actual first choice for his running mate in 2020, was Gretchen Whitmer, 52, the then-recently elected governor of Michigan, while the first lady ‘fought against choosing Harris in favor of Susan Rice,’ a top Barack Obama confidante and national security adviser in his administration, according to the book.

    But Obama, ‘pushed Kamala’, and Biden went along despite her embarrassing criticism of him as a virtual racist in the 2020 presidential debates when she, too, was briefly running for president.

    Biden chose Kamala because he promised the nation he would choose a black woman as his running mate. Whitmer is white.

    Obama, America’s first black president, has been one of the perceived hidden powers behind Harris’s amazing rise from virtual political obscurity in California to the White House.

    You may be able to thank Barack Obama for the return of the Trump presidency. Just think.

  43. 43

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:01 am

    @42 She can spell “tomato.” She doesn’t laugh at live turkeys being shoved head-first into a chipper.

    Spare us your faux outrage. Multiple GOP presidents have chosen veeps nobody wants to be president as impeachment insurance. (Trump wasn’t smart enough to do that.)

    What’s good for the goose, is good for the gander. Remove Biden, you get President Harris.

    It’s a game all can play.

  44. 44

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:04 am

    Simon & Schuster have no fear of Momala. Democrats hoping for a favorable outcome in November are scared shitless about her.

    Who is the real Kamala Harris? And how did she ascend to the second highest office in the country? Despite her limited experience in national politics and confusing professional history, there hasn’t been a comprehensive examination of Vice President Kamala Harris’s journey to the White House…until now. Find out how the San Francisco socialite turned politico fast-tracked her way onto the national stage, only to lose the faith of her base and her president.

    Poor blow job skills only get a girl so far. Queen YLB is living proof.

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:09 am

    If you had an ounce of brains, you’d spin Biden’s choice of Harris as circumstantial evidence of corruption. You’d argue why else would he choose such a lousy vice president if not to discourage would-be impeachers, in case he got caught?

    I’m surprised Gym Jordan and Farmer Jim haven’t picked up on this bread crumb trail, given they don’t have anything else. It sure is suspicious, isn’t it?

    Why do I have to do your fucking job for you? Why do I have to think of this? Why aren’t you on top of it? Are you stupid?

    Of course, it’s also possible Biden merely pandered to apathetic black voters by promising to pick a black woman. Presidential candidates do all sorts of seedy things to squeeze a few more votes out of the lazy masses in close elections.

  46. 46

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican . spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:13 am

    Poorno blow job

    As in never, ever for teh kreepshit, let alone that “special request” it begs for on its birthday.

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:20 am

    @44 “Democrats hoping for a favorable outcome in November are scared shitless about her.”

    We’re not worried, we have Trump. We’ll worry if he gets hit by a car, drops dead, or brandishes a canister of Zyklon-B at the Supreme Court justices. Then we might have to run Biden against somebody voters aren’t terrified of, and that could be a problem.

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:39 am

    Let’s face it, Biden is old, unpopular, gaffe-prone, and has a shitty son; all he’s got going for him is a booming economy. And, of course, Trump and the GOP.

  49. 49

    Donald Trump Your Only Remaining Option Other Than Staying Home and Drinking spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:33 am

    I’m the first President since Hoover to lose the House, the Senate, and the presidency all in a single, miserable term.

  50. 50

    It all goes downhill from here spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:44 am

    About sixty percent of independent voters have either heard “not much” or “nothing at all” about Trump’s 91 felony indictments.

    Not yet, anyway.

  51. 51

    24 Hours Later spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:47 am

    Ron who?

  52. 52

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:37 am

    What’s love, I mean, sexual orientation got to do with?

    https://apnews.com/article/michael-latt-killed-av-rockwell-coogler-satter-12547e7bb21f80a9e5d8c87952c97216

    Oh, I don’t know, just know that they are violent Neanderthals that the Maoist Gods of HA don’t care and think is normal common behavior by all. Sadly mistaken they are.

    🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️❤️❤️❤️

  53. 53

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:47 am

    🤵🤵‍♀️💒👰‍♂️💍💒👰‍♀️💒🤵‍♀️🤵‍♂️

    🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🚓🚓🚔

    ⛔️ 👺👺☠️☠️👀👀👀😷😷😷😷😷🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🔪🔪☠️👺🚓🩸

  54. 54

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:49 am

    See.

    https://nypost.com/2024/01/21/news/father-shoots-wife-and-3-daughters-dead-inside-home-in-chicago-suburb-police-say/

    Where is Dahlmer when you need him?

  55. 55

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:52 am

    See. No sexual orientation here just normal human behavior…..look over there!

    https://nypost.com/2024/01/18/news/jilted-husband-kills-4-family-members-in-murder-suicide/

  56. 56

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:54 am

    La La La La La La La La la

    https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/los-gatos-man-murdered-wife-hid-body-in-santa-cruz-mountains-police-say/

  57. 57

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:56 am

    “Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry, a Republican, has pushed to replace the unique open primary system used for most elections with a closed primary system open only to party members, arguing that it is a matter of fairness to political parties and complaining that Louisiana lawmakers may not have their elections determined until December.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/22/politics/voting-experiment-primaries-what-matters/index.html

    There’s no need to be fair to political parties. None whatsoever. This is our democracy.

  58. 58

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:59 am

    @50 They won’t find out from him. He can barely read a teleprompter.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4422785-sununu-says-trump-has-no-energy-he-can-barely-read-a-teleprompter/

    Too damn old to be president. He should retire while he can still swing a golf club (although you don’t want to be on a golf course with him unless you’re wearing body armor and a helmet).

  59. 59

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 6:41 am

    Trump wants to slash corporate taxes; that will explode deficits. He also wants to impose a 10% tariff on all imports; that will reignite inflation. Wall Street is complacent; it shouldn’t be, as another Trump presidency will be disastrous for the economy.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/23/markets-complacent-about-the-risks-of-a-trump-win-strategist-says.html

  60. 60

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 7:56 am

    She is awful.

    And you’re a dumbfuck Nazi coward….and a traitor.

    Oh, and you’re a fucking bore.

  61. 61

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 8:28 am

    kreepshit was babbling above about “straight”..

    which is kinda funee coming from a dork who is bent, twisted, folded, totally fubared

    and has spent a fortune on xiaflex at the affirm clinic to get “straight”..

  62. 62

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 8:41 am

    Weakling Republican cripples just keep losing:

    https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1749523116294914213

    I can’t think of anything that might please me more than to see FBI agents arresting Greg Abbot and dragging him off to face federal criminal charges.

  63. 63

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 8:54 am

    @ 59

    He also wants to impose a 10% tariff on all imports; that will reignite inflation.

    November 2023 and December 2023 have already reignited inflation, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  64. 64

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 9:03 am

    @ 62

    …FBI agents arresting Greg Abbot and dragging him off to face federal criminal charges.

    Steve was arrested at the paraplegic strip club. He likes it there because the place is always crawling with pussy.

  65. 65

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 9:08 am

    Can Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit pick ’em, or what?

    Market Summary
    >
    3M Co
    95.30 USD
    −12.72 (11.78%)today
    Jan 23, 12:06 PM EST •

    S&P 500 is up 21% in the last 12 months. 3M? Down 12%.

    Way to go, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  66. 66

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 9:12 am

    Democrats are faced with their quadrennial challenge of fooling black voters into believing they are supported by Democrats in a tougher political environment this year.

    They’re Black Democrats. And They’re Suing Chicago Over Migrants.

    The city greets new arrivals with resources like health screenings and rent support. ‘They’re giving migrants all the things we’ve been asking for since we came here in chains.’
    …
    Truss and other black residents told me that Chicago, which calls itself a “welcoming city,” has been very welcoming—just not to them. Since August 2022, Chicago has greeted nearly 35,000 new arrivals with resources like laundry services, mental health screenings, and $15,000 in rental support per person—all funds that Truss says could’ve gone a long way in Amundsen Park in Chicago’s Austin neighborhood, where nearly 28 percent of residents live below the poverty line.

  67. 67

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 9:23 am

    Queen YLB may never recover from the shock.

    But Greta Gerwig not being among the five best director nominees for this year’s Oscars is one of the biggest shocks in recent memory.

    Her fucked kids will never recover from the consequences of Queen YLB’s voting record.

  68. 68

    Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 9:33 am

    “Democrats hoping for a favorable outcome in November are scared shitless about her.”

    I really don’t like the fascist rapist tax cheating racist. So who’s the Vice President the other guy is running with.

  69. 69

    HR Block spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 9:51 am

    S&P 500 is up 21% in the last 12 months.

    Have you ever seen someone realize the “Biden Recession is around the corner” schtick has blown up in real time?

  70. 70

    Hollywood Reporter spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 11:01 am

    @67

    What you see here is a misogynist having a really bad year.

    “Look at this Christian movie being number one at the box office. This is the movie the left is afraid of having you see.”

    “No one’s going to care about the ‘woke’ Barbie movie. It’s a flop!”

    “So the box office numbers for the Christian movie are being propped up by ticket sales on Fandango and no one shows. IT’S THE #1 Movie.”

    “Barbie, all the Fox News has it right. It’s woke and terrible. Awful message for girls. Man hating.”

    “So the Christian movie turns out to be produced by an ACTUAL Pedophile at least it’s not indoctrinating the kids like ‘Barbie'”

    Barbie becomes the biggest box office film of the year. “I literally am DONE talking about the Barbie movie.”

    The Christian movie turns out to be about a total fraud who is now forced out of the organization it’s about amid sexual abuse charges. “There is nothing more to be said about the surprise box office smash of the Christian movie.”

    “HaHa the director of Barbie didn’t get her expected best director nomination.”

    What a sad pathetic life of grievance politics Dumbfuck lives.

  71. 71

    concerned citizen spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 11:27 am

    Can we start a GoFundme page and raise money to get Gman the psychiatric help he so obviously needs.

  72. 72

    Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 11:33 am

    GOP having a meltdown because SCOTUS says states can’t seize the border.

    Elected GOPers calling for a civil war. Cooool.

    “The feds are staging a civil war, and Texas should stand their ground.” Clay Higgins, R-LA

    “This is not over! Texas’ razor wire is an effective deterrent to the illegal crossings Biden encourages.” Greg Abbot, TX

    “This fight is not over, and I look forward to defending our state’s sovereignty,” Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (you did defend it and Scotus said “YOU LOSE!”)

    Texas brought a constitutional issue before the court and Lost. Suddenly THIS court is illegal and they’re calling for them to physically move the court to McAllen.

    “THIS EXTRAJUDCIARY TYRANY SHALL NOT STAND. ALAMO!”

  73. 73

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 11:46 am

    64,
    Legless pussies. Great joke.

    Apropos of…
    Greg Abbot for sure

  74. 74

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 11:50 am

    But Greta Gerwig not being among the five best director nominees for this year’s Oscars is one of the biggest shocks in recent memory.

    lmao. Didn’t care much for Barbie. Decently well produced and acted but too cutesy by half..

    kreepshit otoh can’t stop babbling about it.. Musta been a big hit with Mary Kay.. Did she play w/ Barbie? Tons of females in their youth did.

    We can all visualize kreepshit in the home theatre w/ Mary Kay. (One time anyway) suffering through nightly marathons of Rachel Maddow, Chris and Lawrence.. Squirming while Mary Kay intones, “isn’t that awful?”

    “Yes, Dearest Mary Kay…”

    Liked Oppie a lot better but it was a touch over rated.. Matt Damon overacting on a not well written line was a bit much. Sometimes I think he was ok in the role, other times miscast.

  75. 75

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 11:56 am

    Democrats Our very own profoundly stupid trust fund troll are is faced with their his quadrennial challenge of…

    …claiming that his path to ultimate triumph goes through conversion of non-white voters rather than through further activation and engagement of a rapidly dwindling population of Whites Only voters now dying at a clip of over 6,000 per day.

    Okay, Boomer.

  76. 76

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:00 pm

    Methinks the “trust fund” was nothin’ much to write home about..

    compared to the net worth of teh oh so liberal Mary Kay..

  77. 77

    Donald J. Trump, 2024 spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:01 pm

    Nikki Haley seems nice.

    Kinda like the Jeb Bush of Hillary Clintons.

  78. 78

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:38 pm

    Biden and Trump are both old.

    Only one of them confuses Obama with Biden, Pelosi with Haley, and China with North Korea. By the time Republican primary voters wise up it will be too late.

  79. 79

    Compassionate Conserative spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 12:57 pm

    NH GOP Primary (Dixville Notch):
    Haley 100% (6 votes) Trump 0% (0)
    https://www.npr.org/2024/01/23/1226252430/nikki-haley-dixville-notchs

    Trump: What? Nancy Pelosi got all six votes. STOP THE STEAL!

  80. 80

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:39 pm

    So, Kari Lake is an honest freak who doesn’t take bribes. That doesn’t stop the Arizona GOP chair, and friend of Trump, from offering though.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12996297/EXCLUSIVE-Audio-recording-reveals-moment-senior-Republican-figure-tried-bribe-Kari-Lake-not-run-Senate.html

  81. 81

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:40 pm

    Say, let’s prosecute the former president for racketeering!

    Over his 25 years as a lawyer, Wade has had scant experience as a prosecutor. An AJC review of court records in metro Atlanta found no evidence he ever prosecuted a felony before he was hired to lead the case against Trump.
    …
    Wade’s work as a prosecutor outside of his involvement in the election interference case was called into question by Ashleigh Merchant, who represents defendant Michael Roman in the case.

    It was Merchant who publicly suggested Wade and Willis were more than just colleagues. In that court filing she said she could find no proof Wade had prosecuted a felony case. Neither could the AJC.

    Wade’s online biography states he has worked as a prosecutor, but offers no insight into the cases he’s prosecuted.

  82. 82

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:42 pm

    @ 71

    Can we start a GoFundme page and raise money to get Gman the psychiatric help he so obviously needs.

    It would be more successful than raising money to buy Gman a friend.

  83. 83

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:42 pm

    @62 Well, that was a no-brainer, so much so that a 5-justice majority got it right; although there’s 4 who tried to turn federal supremacy on its head and transform it into state supremacy. But I guess the other two conservatives figure they’re about to rule federal agencies have no authority to do anything anyway so the situation will resolve by itself.

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:52 pm

    @65 @69 You’re both wrong. The “Magnificent 7” took the S&P 500 up 28% last year, but the rest of the S&P 500 was up only 8% last year. By the way, I’m seeing talk of kicking Tesla out of the Magnificent 7 and replacing it with Nvidia because, well, TSLA’s stock chart since last summer looks like a late-stage Covid patient’s heart monitor.

  85. 85

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:58 pm

    @70 Hollywood has been propagandizing for Christianity ever since Charleton Heston put down his flintlock rifle to part swimming pool water with garden hoses and a bunch of pumps.

  86. 86

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 1:59 pm

    @72 “This is not over! Texas’ razor wire is an effective deterrent to the illegal crossings Biden encourages.” Greg Abbot, TX

    It works for drowning kids, if that’s your aim. The Israelis have been looking into using it in Gaza if they can find a river.

  87. 87

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:05 pm

    @74 There wasn’t room after nominating the directors of all the serious pictures. Oppenheimer, Zone, and Killers of course; a bow to the French (to hold NATO together), which left one space for either Barbie or Poor Things and, well, I guess the voters went with the one they actually liked to watch.

    Sorry, Greta. Maybe next time. But you deserve a big fat bonus check from the studio for the huge box office haul of your Toy Story remake.

  88. 88

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:21 pm

    @65 Yawn. Stretch. Another yawn.

    3M is a small position. My portfolio was up today. Nice gains in bigger positions. But I don’t concern myself with daily fluctuations.

    Generac’s trading range today was 115.63 – 121.27. You should daytrade it, doc. With your uncanny ability to call bottoms and tops with precision, you’ll make a killing.

  89. 89

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:37 pm

    Trigger-happy vigilante who shot and killed a young woman in a car that pulled into his driveway by mistake will spend the rest of his life in prison where he belongs.

    https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/man-accused-of-killing-20-year-old-in-driveway-found-guilty-of-2nd-degree-murder-death-homicide-killing-killed-shooting-reckless-endangerment-tampering-physical-evidence-kaylin-gillis-kevin-monahan#

    Too many guns. And too many crazy people have them.

  90. 90

    Vicious TRO11 spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:55 pm

    The CRAZED Biden Deep State may have poisoned Trump!

    Medical experts are now reporting that the batch of the MRNA vaccine given to Trump was laced with “gene tunneling” compounds designed by Fauci libs to cause “transgendering” for the “gay agenda”.

    But because Trump is so much more masculine and virile, instead the gay compounds are attacking Trump’s gigantic brain.

    DAMN YOU BIDEN!

  91. 91

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 2:55 pm

    United Airlines is ditching Boeing. It’s very understandable. When Boeing planes aren’t driving themselves into the ocean, they’re falling apart in the sky. This was predictable from the day Boeing decided to farm out manufacturing to nonunion subcontractors and assemble the planes with nonunion labor. You get what you pay for.

  92. 92

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 3:00 pm

    What’s with these Christian religious leaders? “Pastor” is becoming synonymous with “crook.” The flocks are getting sheared.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pastor-cryptocoin-fraud-scheme_n_65afe1b1e4b0d65b024e2c62

  93. 93

    Donald J. Trump, 2024 spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 3:00 pm

    @90,

    It’s the most masculine brain ever. They said to me “nobody has ever had a brain this masculine“. I’ve always been this way with a much more manly and also very large brain.

  94. 94

    Libertarian Douches spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 3:11 pm

    @91,

    We have to break the corrupt duopoly by letting the French win!

  95. 95

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 3:17 pm

    Elon Musk declares he’s “aspirationally Jewish” and “Jewish by association” after visiting Auschwitz.

    He’s as ignorant of antisemitism, which he didn’t know exists, as he is about protests against Israeli mistreatment of Palestinians, which he calls “pro-Hamas hate.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/elon-musk-says-jewish-association-auschwitz-visit-sees-almost-no-antis-rcna135271

    His cars drive into things and burst into flames, too.

  96. 96

    Zone of Interest is the 'Green Book' of this year's critical darlings spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 5:18 pm

    @87

    But here’s the weird thing. So you nominate something for Best Picture, Best Adapted Screenplay, both Supporting acting….

    But he person who adapted the screenplay, coaxed a pair of Oscar Nom performances out of the actors (should have been three) as the director and helmed the project is….nah. Just wasn’t that good.

  97. 97

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 5:20 pm

    Dean Phillips is being crushed in New Hampshire by a write-in candidate.

  98. 98

    Donald "They're all rapists and drug dealers" Trump spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 5:25 pm

    This shwishy looking man with an Oat Milk Latte in one hand came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, “Sir, you are the most virile thing ever. Even with a reported Kruppa mushroom tiny cock and small hands from the Porn Star in the know you give off so much wit and charm and good humor that the ladies allllllllll want a taste of you. I wish I could be just like you.”

    Then he dropped the soap and the Hermanos de Pistoleros Latinos made me bend over and pick it up while the guards looked the other way.

  99. 99

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 5:31 pm

    If Nikki Haley had to win New Hampshire, well, she didn’t.

    No surprise, really. She’s a weak, weak candidate.

  100. 100

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 5:37 pm

    Ron DeSantis says just one thing is to blame for his humiliating defeat.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ron-desantis-campaign-blame_n_65b01b5ce4b09e7f5b9d7c05

    Yeah, nobody likes him.

  101. 101

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 5:39 pm

    Republicans have decided Trump is the best leader they’ve got. I guess he is, if they think of their party as a prison gang. Everybody else does.

  102. 102

    Reading is FUNdamental spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 5:42 pm

    @89 & 91

    A bit premature on both counts.

    Sentencing hasn’t happened and second degree is Maximum 15 years. As a first time offender it’s going to be on the lower side. Convict is 66 so a 7-10 year term he will likely live to see the outside world which is a shame. Living out your Rambo fantasies with the firearm you bought just hoping to find yourself in danger one day should carry a greater penalty.

    Both statements by the CEOs of United and Alaska express their displeasure and demand changes and suggest they won’t buy the newest 737 when it is launched. That’s corporate speak for, “We will be expecting deep discounts on our next orders of 737s which Airbus will be happy to provide on the A-320. So what can you do for us?”

  103. 103

    Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 5:51 pm

    I’d like to get together all the people who voted for Tim Scott and pick their brains about what it was that got them excited for that choice. We basically need a suite at the HoJo and one extra chair.

  104. 104

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 5:53 pm

    @102 “second degree is Maximum 15 years”

    Where did you get that from in your FUN reading? Second degree murder in New York is 25 years to life.

    What United’s CEO is saying between the lines is they’re not going to buy airplanes the public is scared to fly on. That doesn’t translate into Airbus discounts, it translates into nervous airlines buying reliable planes from Airbus at any price Airbus wishes to charge.

  105. 105

    A-1 spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 6:07 pm

    Demorat-Pfizer National Committee Special Announcement- New Hampshire Democratic primary
    Tue 23 Jan 2024 Preliminary Results: Huge Bidenclown Victory!!!!!
    Count in progress: 39.94% counted
    Joe Biden write-in 4.3%
    1,701 votes
    Dean Phillips 20.5%
    8,038 votes
    Marianne Williamson 4.5%
    1,749 votes
    Counting continues…
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2024/jan/23/new-hampshire-primary-election-results

    Update- Emergency!!! New Hampshire hit by giant solar flare, electronics at polls fried, counting suspended…
    Update- Giant solar flare damage repaired by Demorat-Pfizer National Committee Special Electronics Squad, counting continues…
    Final Results:
    Biden – 2,930,001 votes
    Phillips – 79 votes
    Williamson – 47 votes

  106. 106

    Reading is FUNdamental spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 6:20 pm

    It was in a write up of the case on one of the NY Tv Stations. But it looks like it’s wrong. 25-life is the guideline but New York judges do have discretion.

    In the 1970s the American Public was spooked of the DC-10 after several fatal incidents. The plane was still in production through the 1980s and in American Carrier fleets in the 2000s.

    Whether anyone remembers the 737 Max is the plane you don’t want to fly in another couple years remains to be seen.

  107. 107

    Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 6:42 pm

    In New Hampshire’s open primary, Registered Independent Voters choosing to vote in the Republican Primary broke 65-34 for Haley.

    Another interesting tidbit, Should Donald J. Trump be convicted of a felony would you consider him fit to be President, only 51% say yes. As the convictions and trial testimony keep coming in the spring and summer there’s going to be a growing core of voters who state the moral character of the GOP nominee is a deal breaker and he’s not getting my vote.

  108. 108

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 6:42 pm

    @106 Keep in mind the airlines make their money from business flyers, not the cattle in the economy seats. They can’t make up the loss of these customers by luring casual travelers with $99 fares and pushing them in through the hole in the fuselage.

  109. 109

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 6:42 pm

    @106 Keep in mind the airlines make their profits from frequent business flyers, not the cattle in the economy section. They can’t make up the loss of these customers by luring casual travelers with $99 fares and pushing them in through the hole in the fuselage.

  110. 110

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 1/23/24 at 7:41 pm

    99,

    Know what else is not surprising?

    How fast and how hard the profoundly stupid trust fund troll backed the fuck off supporting her.

    Notice a trend?

    In 2022 the sad, weak POS started dry humping the fuck out of Elmo’s leg and eventually got so excited he went waaaaaay long on TSLA selling at over 400. In the aftermath when TSLA dropped to less than half, Stan changed his mind and began systematically revising his past performance. He’s done it before. Of course he’s doing it again.

    “I never reeeeally believed in Shop Girl. It was merely strategy and clever hedging. I’ve always been Trump’s Groom of the Stool.”

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