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All this week, fuck the sun. It’s too hot. More gray pleez. More gray.

But seriously, drink a lot of water. Keep drinking. More than you think you need. Now a bit more than that. Fill it up with ice if that’s something you can do at work, or wherever you are. Just glug glug glug it down. You’re doing great!

And hey, while you’re listening to me dispensing rudimentary life advice, please get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Comments

  1. 1

    It would appear that the “We’d be better off” troll finally succumbed to the repeated infections in his anal fistulas and died alone in unspeakable agony.

    Let us rejoice.

  2. 2

    The downfall:

    “You’re the bravest man in Florida for being here,” Susie Wiles, Trump’s top aide, told Gruters at the November event.

    Gruters — who served as chairman of Florida’s GOP for four years under DeSantis and was then leading Florida’s party — said backing Trump wasn’t a difficult decision. DeSantis had backed Gruters for party chair but treated him poorly while he was chairman, speaking to him “infrequently” and rarely inviting him to meetings or events, he said. The governor tried to purge his staff, Gruters said. The governor didn’t trust many, he said, and would not even let ostensible allies like Gruters inside his orbit….

    “The more he is met by people, the more they are not going to like him,” said Gruters, who is also a state senator. “The more he’s out there, the more his numbers go down. It’s not a good long-term scenario for him. I fully expected the downfall of his campaign a long time ago.”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/08/14/desantis-florida-republicans-2024-election/

    awww.. saweeet justice… poor kon-klown the “throat slitter”.. so unlikable..

  3. 3

    “All this week, fuck the sun. It’s too hot. More gray pleez. More gray”

    Hoping and pleading is no substitute for air conditioning or a cool underground burrow.

  5. 5

    @2 When someone’s been an asshole all his life, it’s hard to break the habit, and even harder to hide it.

  6. 6

    Sure looks like Ohio Republicans are willing to sacrifice a shot at the White House in order to preserve their Senate chances and save their down-ballot candidates.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4149548-gop-sees-turnout-disaster-without-trump/

    The problem I see is that Trump may motivate as much or more Democratic turnout as it does GOP turnout, and there’s little reason to believe those anti-Trump voters would go with GOP candidates farther down the ballot. They would more likely pad Democratic margins.

  7. 7

    “He’s got a unique coalition. He brings a lot of nontraditional voters to the Republican Party …”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4149548-gop-sees-turnout-disaster-without-trump/

    He certainly does. People who quaff Gateway Pundit and maybe even 4chan; who believe in UFOs but not climate science; who believe JFK Jr. is alive (are they confusing JFK’s dead son with RFK’s live son?) and Hillary Clinton drinks baby blood.

    Trump has assembled a coalition of homeschooled idiots and middle school dropouts, ex-convicts, Klansmen and Karens — the kind of refuse that festers on the curb because even garbage collectors won’t pick it up.

    And many of us here on HA suspect the Freeland Doktor is one of them; at the very least, we know the Whidbey Island sanitation services haven’t carted him away.

  8. 8

    Here’s a fresh kill by The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus…..never too old to be afflicted with this deadly violent STD – 71 years old!

    Maybe he mistaken his gun for his cane and just meant to whack the bitch over the head.

    https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/bergen/hasbrouck-heights/2023/08/13/hasbrouck-heights-man-charged-with-wifes-murder/70586153007/

    Listen ladies – it’s never too late to get rid of these fucks first before you ended up having to call 1-666-YOU-DEAD before it’s too late.

    The Heterosexual Virus STD is unstoppable! Yes!

  10. 10

    2,
    The ultimate downfall will be the evening of March 19, 2024.

    I wouldn’t expect Fat Midget to give up on the grift before then.
    But once enough results have come back, and Trump has edged him out in a gigantic winner-take-all where he is the incumbent governor, he will finally be ready to face his grim fate.

    I look forward to watching his cowardly pivot in the wee hours of March 20th, perhaps only surpassed by my enjoyment at the humiliating spectacle of the Shit-Lord Crybaby’s cowardly pivot seen in these recent weeks.

    TRUMP 2024! GRAB ‘EM!

  12. 12

    TRUMP 2024! GRAB ‘EM!

    They’ve been gropped, groomed, and grabbed for sometime now.

    Maybe he’ll promise to rub there vages and nuts and nut sac while on the campaign trail.

  13. 13

    6,
    Their own internal polling indicates they have no other real options.

    Trump does improve their turnout at the top of the ticket in a November general election. But as you point out it comes at a real cost. And calculating that cost is incredibly complicated.

    For example, Trump as the anointed nominee improves the chances for unelectable, ultra-MAGA “QUALITY” candidates in down ballot party primaries. So we get more Doug Mastriano and Kari Lake in November. And while that obviously is more of an issue in open seats, it will play a role in a few races for incumbent Republicans in swing districts and states. Just ask Jamie Herrera Beutler, currently in search of fellowship opportunities at your local Big-Pharma aligned think tank or mail order tattoo academy.

    Trump drives both turnout and polarization. Support for Trump is support for those two things. I’m very much okay with the first thing. And the second thing has really grown on me over the years.

  14. 14

    6,
    I guess I’ll add, as I perceive it at least, Trump at the top of the ticket, along with lots of ultra-MAGA, Toddler-Torturing extremism, also provides some useful political cover for moderate, “never Trump” Republican voters to ballot cross in down ballot races where Republican voters are expected to dominate the results, and where recent election history has displayed their willingness to do so for “the right Democrat” (or independent). I’m thinking primarily of Montana and West Virginia. But this could also play a role in Ohio, and Arizona.

  15. 15

    I give you: conversation with an outraged conservative.
    “Stop pushing your ideology on me!”
    “What ideology?”
    “The absence of my ideology.”
    “What exactly is your ideology?”
    “That you should not exist.”

  17. 17

    @ 16

    I’m under the impression not many lawsuits get dropped because of plaintiff’s attorneys quaking in their boots at that phrase.

    Not much failure to pay taxes on millions of dollars of undisclosed income gets prosecuted as misdemeanors, traditionally.

    We’re in a new world.

  18. 18

    I have a hard time believing this admission would have come without all of the House GOP committee efforts.

    Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.), ranking member on the Oversight panel, argued politicians should let the “justice system run its course” — conceding Hunter Biden did “wrong things.”

    “It does seem clear that this guy was addicted to drugs and did a lot of really unlawful and wrong things,” Raskin told ABC’s “This Week.”

    Just think of what another year of effort will bring.

  20. 20

    According to Hunter Biden’s lawyers, the sticking point in plea negotiations is the tax charges, and the deal on gun charges is still operative.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/14/hunter-biden-lawyers-say-feds-reneged-on-plea-deal.html

    I won’t pass judgment on the original plea deal here, just point out that sentencing in individual cases varies depending on how egregious the violation was.

    There’s a complication with the gun charge against Hunter: In at least one federal circuit, it’s no longer a crime. He didn’t commit the offense in that circuit, but when you have a federal appeals court saying prohibiting drug users from possessing guns violates their constitutional rights, it’s obviously problematical to prosecute anyone for that.

    As for his tax crimes, taking into account how much taxes he evaded, if other people in similar circumstances go to jail for that, he should too. If they don’t, he shouldn’t just because of who he is.

    We’re told the Hunter investigation is ongoing. If the special counsel charges him with additional crimes, he should get equal treatment under the law for that, too. But in this country, being vilified by partisan demagogues in Congress and the rightwing media is neither a crime nor something that supports criminal charges.

  22. 22

    @15 Among other things, conservatives are upset their anti-science ideology hasn’t earned a place in establishment science.

  23. 23

    @17 “Not much failure to pay taxes on millions of dollars of undisclosed income gets prosecuted as misdemeanors, traditionally.”

    You can’t generalize like that. The taxes owed on “millions of dollars of … income” can be anything from $0 to hundreds of thousands of dollars.

    New York Post put the “taxable income” at “in excess of $1.5 million” over a 2-year period, and the amount of unpaid taxes at in excess of $100,000.”

    What plea deals do other defendants get who failed to report similar amounts of taxable income and evaded similar amounts of taxes? That’s going to vary some, from case to case, and court to court, depending on other factors; but what’s the range, and what’s typical? That’s the best indication of what Hunter should get, not the bleatings of Republicans in Congress or an armchair lawyer in the weedy margins of Freeland, Washington.

    https://nypost.com/2023/06/20/biden-insisted-hunter-did-nothing-wrong-weeks-before-plea/

  24. 24

    Just think of what another year of effort will bring.

    My guess is not a whole lot except plenty of billing hours.

    Weiss seems to have traded away his leverage by attempting to be cute and by making a play for a political future.

    Media treatment of criminal prosecutions often sacrifices both nuance and relevant analysis in favor of drama and “peril”. When such a prosecution is politically adjacent, as this one is, politicians whose job it is to deal in media treatment must deal. But we should not lose sight of the fact that no charges have yet been filed, and thus this case has still not gone to discovery. Given that fact it can be useful to ask why would Weiss have let the settlement fall apart the way he did? What changed?

    Now that question assumes that the collapse of the deal was one-sided. But I’d be willing to argue that it was. I’ve read the details and the transcripts. Those guys representing Hunter Biden are some very experienced federal criminal defense attorneys, even if they were in a hurry. They did not misunderstand the settlement agreement. Weiss changed the deal. What changed was Weiss. What changed was the opportunity Weiss saw to become a household name and a political player, rather than a servant of justice.

    And that’s all well and good. These things happen to politicians and politically adjacent people irrespective of their partisanship. And I for one can’t say it isn’t deserved by someone who appears to have somewhat aggressively traded on his father’s name and political profile.

    But what hasn’t changed in all likelihood is the discovery. Weiss has worked this criminal inquiry as a career criminal prosecutor leading a team of investigators for five years. As we all know by now, Farmer Jim and Pedo Gym have got nothing new – certainly nothing that can be used in a court of law. And that leaves us with whatever evidence Weiss developed before his own office inked that settlement deal that he then later decided to blow up.

    Which leaves them right where they were when they entered Norieka’s court – with a signed, publicly entered, and presumably binding diversion agreement on a dubious gun charge and a waiver of any related false statement charges, and heading toward possible filing of criminal tax charges. FARA charges are a possibility too, but I think a low probability one owing to what is likely to be an insufficiency of evidence to get those charges out of a grand jury.

    We all know why Hunter Biden and his attorneys were in a big rush to obtain a settlement and avoid a trial back in May. But we should also be asking why Weiss, a lifelong registered Republican U.S. Attorney appointed by a Republican President and a Republican Attorney General was in a similar hurry?

    The answer to that most likely lies in the criminal discovery. And it probably entails plenty of disappointment for ardent Republican partisans now unavoidably saddled with a 2024 nominee fighting desperately to stay out of prison for trying unsuccessfully to overthrow democracy.

  25. 25

    20,
    I don’t believe the gun charges are still operable. Weiss may have to argue his way out of that in Norieka’s court. And I’m skeptical that she will be generous toward government prosecutors in this case given their abrupt and seemingly dishonest behavior with respect to the settlement agreement that they initiated back in May. As part of that agreement, although separate, Weiss’s office signed a diversion agreement on the gun charges and any related false statement charges and file the agreement publicly in her court. So Weiss will have to move to have that public diversion agreement vacated. And in order to do that he’ll have to show cause and respond to Hunter Biden’s opposing motions.

    Does he really want to tell the judge that he needs to vacate the diversion agreement in order to secure funding for a run for the Senate in 2024? Awkward.

  27. 27

    MSNBC is too dangerous for The Biden Crime Family now.

    Far more of the president’s allies declined to discuss the Hunter Biden news — or would do so only carefully off the record — than were willing to talk about the situation openly.

    The Biden campaign canceled a scheduled Friday afternoon appearance on MSNBC for its campaign manager, Julie Chávez Rodríguez, after the special counsel announcement to avoid facing a litany of questions about the president’s son, according to two people familiar with the scheduling.

    That’s NYT reporting this, not Donald Trump, Jr.

  28. 28

    @ 25

    Does he really want to tell the judge that he needs to vacate the diversion agreement in order to secure funding for a run for the Senate in 2024? Awkward.

    What part of this investigation and charging isn’t awkward thus far, QoS McHillbilly?

    The part where the DOJ intentionally allowed the statute of limitations to expire, taking 2014 crimes off the table?

    The part where the DOJ decided that a slap on the wrist for the POS son of the president was as just as sending every other offender of his magnitude to prison for tax crimes?

    The part where Chris Wray denied the existence of a FD-1023 document until he was informed that the two leading Republicans had already seen its contents?

    The willingness of the DOJ to ignore 170 SARs filed by no less than six different financial institutions, each of which had reason to suspect that the Bidens were engaging in criminal behavior?

    Or Biden’s attorneys somehow saying that eliminating a domestic gun charge also should eliminate potential criminal charges for FARA violations?

  29. 29

    @ 20

    I won’t pass judgment on the original plea deal here, just point out that sentencing in individual cases varies depending on how egregious the violation was.

    And I’ll point out that sentencing range, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit:

    • Sentences were decreased for:
     minor or minimal participation in the offense (3.4%).

    That doesn’t apply to POS Hunter Biden.

    1
    Tax fraud offenses include cases in which the offender
    was sentenced under §2T1.1 or §2T1.4 (Tax Evasion; Willful
    Failure to File Return, Supply Information, or Pay Tax;
    Fraudulent or False Returns, Statements, or Other Documents
    or Aiding, Assisting, Procuring, Counseling, or Advising Tax
    Fraud).

    Biden’s advisers told him, in writing, that he needed to pay his taxes. He didn’t. Willful failure all over the place.

    Punishment
    • The average sentence for tax fraud offenders was 16 months.
    • 68.7% were sentenced to prison.
    • 1.2% were convicted of an offense carrying a mandatory
    minimum penalty; of those offenders, one was relieved of that
    penalty.

    https://www.ussc.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/research-and-publications/quick-facts/Tax_Fraud_FY20.pdf

    I wonder if that other guy relieved of paying the penalty was also the son of a Democrat politician.

  30. 30

    @ 23

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit quotes NY Post:

    New York Post put the “taxable income” at “in excess of $1.5 million” over a 2-year period, and the amount of unpaid taxes at in excess of $100,000.”

    Allow me to quote the NY Post as well:

    Shapley, who led the Hunter Biden tax fraud investigation for more than three years, told Baier, “The true number is $580,000 of failure to pay for 2017. It’s under $620,000 for 2018. Yet this document puts it close to $100,000.”

    “The relevance to 2018 tax years — that doesn’t even include the false business expenses that he claimed and that the prosecutors refused to charge,” he added. “So there’s still outstanding tax… above that $620,000 that because of this deal, they’ll never recoup.”

    “I mean to this day, there’s still around $400,000 of unreported income from Burisma [Holdings] in 2014,” Shapley went on. “Hunter Biden was told by his partner, Eric Schwerin, that he needed to amend his returns, and he never did.”

    POS Hunter Biden is probably in the top 20% of tax cheats. The top 14.1% cheated the government out of $1.5 million, and POS Hunter is probably very close to that, if not above (when 2014 is factored in). People who deprive the government of this much money go to jail when caught, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  31. 31

    The part where…

    The part where…

    The part where…

    This is the Republican party’s very own, hand-picked, United States Attorney. Now obligingly elevated from a line prosecutor specifically (not coincidentally) chosen by Team Pipe-Bomb to serve in the state of Delaware and carry the MAGA Biden Torch, to a multi-jurisdictional Super Prosecutor who can go anywhere and indict anyone. Whatever this thing is, it is entirely a GOP creation.

    If you people still can’t get hard and fuck there is nothing Democrats can do about it.
    Next time Better Not Call Rudy you losers.

  32. 32

    Shorter 27, 28, 29, 30, claims:

    FB friends in CO.

    Could not troll without ’em.

  33. 33

    ……because all we get now are YLB’s below-average mouth skills.

  34. 34

    Duhr, WHUDDABOUT …

    That time President Joe Biden posted a spittle flecked, all-caps rant to his official campaign social media yelling at Devon Archer and threatening him if he testified before a grand jury.

    This shit is absolutely priceless.
    And the fact that it’s all totally free and taking place in the middle of a writer’s strike is the cherry on top.

  35. 35

    What broke conservatives? Was it that a competent black man was President for 8 years? That America voted on purpose for him? Was that what tipped them into pathetic scared little whiners?

  36. 36

    GOP – not just hypocrites, but POS fraudsters.

    Fake Moms. Fake Patriots. Fake LEO Lovers. Fake everything. Fake Great about the Economy. Fake about Justice. Fake about Equality. Fake about Freedom. Fake about Morals. Fake about everyyyyyyyyyyy fucking thing! Fake Jesus Lovers.

    https://apnews.com/article/ronny-jackson-police-texas-d73e0333f62e150baf170d84b7128dbd

    UNAmericans that support this shit are White Trash that don’t have any higher level of education beyond than 6th grade knowledge. The one that might only thing and care about their wallet that already is overflowing with money.

  37. 37

    IF?! What you talking about.

    Plus your dick aint good enough to suck.

    Go kill your wife or kids or freedo.

  41. 41

    @30 That’s somebody’s opinion. The taxes he owes are the taxes the IRS says in writing that he owes.

  43. 43

    @40 Trump and 18 others. Their guilt isn’t in doubt; what’s in contest is whether a mass movement has enough political power to put itself beyond the reach of the law. The Constitution is a social contract, and when one person repudiates society’s rules he’s either a criminal or a sovereign citizen who can be brought under control by police and courts; but when a movement of millions repudiates the social contract, it’s a revolution. Trump is basically Ammon Bundy on super steroids. Let’s hope the law wins, nipping this revolution in the bud.

  44. 44

    Now that John Eastman has been indicted, his California bar disciplinary hearing can resume. Or does he want to wait for his conviction?

  46. 46

    I keep thinking about the mistakes German authorities made in the early days when Hitler could have been stopped without the loss of 50 million lives.

    Maybe these are our early days. Now, I know there’s no rock-solid evidence that Trump would refuse to leave office after a second term, and he only talked about shooting peaceful protesters,and it’s pure speculation that he would build concentration camps, but I don’t think we should entrust our fate to his good intentions. I can’t prove he’s another Hitler, but based on his track record so far, I think we should give the benefit of doubt to ourselves, not to him. When Hitler was convicted of trying to violently overthrow the German republic, he served only 9 months. We all know what followed. If Trump is convicted, our courts should keep that history in mind, not take similar chances, and throw the key away for our protection. Also, he shouldn’t be allowed to have writing materials in incarceration, so he can’t produce manifestos like Mein Kampf.

  47. 47

    Do you believe in reincarnation? I don’t, so I don’t believe Trump is Hitler reborn. The fact Hitler died in May 1945 and Trump was conceived in September 1945 (and born in June 1946) is just a coincidence.

  48. 48

    Further details have emerged about Dr. Ronny Jackson’s brush with Texas law enforcement.

    After the incident, his office said, “confusion developed with law enforcement on the scene and Dr. Jackson was briefly detained and was actually prevented from further assisting the patient.”

    Police bodycam video adds the further clarification that Jackson told the cops at the scene, “I’m gonna call the governor tomorrow and I’m gonna talk to him about this shit because this is fuckin’ ridiculous,” and “You are a fucking full-on dick! You better recalculate, motherfucker!”

    https://www.rawstory.com/ronny-jackson-bodycam-footage/

  49. 49

    Another thing we found out today.

    My $2b from the Saudis is actually $3.5b from the Saudis, UAE, Qatar and about $200m from an unknown but not American, there are disclosure laws, investmentor.

    All for a job that I have zero experience doing and my fee for managing the fund is about $44m annually.

    Thanks for electing my Father in Law. It made all the difference.

  50. 50

    In terms of things that will drive news coverage:

    Hunter Biden’s legal woes.

    President Trump’s legal woes.

    Our Troll is super silent about one of those and it isn’t the one driving the news cycle.

  51. 51

    44,
    Now that Eastman is indicted his 5th Amendment claims are strengthened. But all the history and precedent supports suspension pending the outcome of his criminal trial.

    He can always write a blog and pray for a speedy trial.

    Or agree to cooperate in exchange for a deal.

  52. 52

    48,
    FAFO

    If he had just complied he would not have been tased, beaten to the ground, and handcuffed. Fo sho.
    It is his own fault.

  54. 54

    I wonder if HA’s resident ape really is back.

    Nahh.. that’s just little max turd.. a looser in mourning now that its precious monson is pushing up daisies..

  55. 55

    So little max turd… how’s that heat wave down south treatin’ ya??

    Now that you have an ev, don’t tell us you’ve gone solar now..

    Next thing ya know, little max turd will join teh tree huggers…

    heh.. whata buncha sierra club lubbers…

  56. 56

    President Trump’s legal woes.

    Our Troll is super silent

    The troll is all about teh “noun, verb, blah, blah, blah..”

    one election cycle it was noun, verb, antifa over and over and over.. that failed.

    the next noun, verb, murder in chicago.. over and over.. that failed..

    today it’s a struggle between noun, verb, chicks w/ dicks and noun, verb, hunter’s dick pics… hunter seems to be winnin’ at the moment.

    It’s silent about drumpf ‘cuz it likes drumpf.. drumpf delivers tax cuts and cuts to teh budget of the IRS.. w/ a compliant kook-haus and a moscow mitch type that doesn’t need to be guided gently by the hand from the presser podium when it has an octogenarian moment.

  57. 57

    56,
    Don’t underestimate the self-soothing effect that this kind of behavioral perseverance can have.

    It’s been a very, very long record of defeat and humiliation for that troll, here on HA but also in life. Mary Kay doesn’t even let him watch anymore.

  58. 58

    CNN headline: “Rudy Giuliani says Georgia indictment is ‘an affront to American democracy'”

    No, he’s an affront to democracy.

  60. 60

    58,
    CNN headline: “Degenerate, alcoholic, disbarred attorney facing multiple criminal indictments and civil suits for his many acts of treason makes sounds with one of his face holes.”

    A “TeeVee” network grasping at relevancy by trying to “make space” for traitors.

  61. 61

    This is all a Physc game.

    I think the best way to have Repukes turn against their savage nutwings is to actually start pretending that we like them.

    Go to their rally and hold a sign that says “Liberals for Boebert!” “We lover her Pogressive Liberal Ideology!” Really get her base to scratch their heads and run the other way.

    They aren’t here to govern. They are here to play games. Give them the games. Fight fire with fire.

  64. 64

    So, like, are homeless addict/bum camps exploding and catching fire a new local attraction in Seattle.

    How do I get tickets??

    Time to round em up and put them in FEMA camps….or an island somewhere far out to sea.

  65. 65

    A cuban Ron DeSantis supporter had to fire undocumented staff who’d worked at his restaurant for decades after being fined $500,000. He thinks DeSantis’ immigration crackdown has gone too far.
    https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-restaurant-owner-desantis-supporter-forced-fire-undocumented-staff-2023-8

    “This law is bad now that it hurts me ”

    Republicans were sold the idea that illegal immigrants are rapists and monsters. They don’t view the “one of the good ones” they are exploiting in their business as one of “those people”.

  66. 66

    @64 People who use drugs, commit crimes or cause problems, refuse housing and services, and won’t leave the streets or stop their destructive behavior should be removed from the streets.

    Housing options for them might include mental institutions, jails, and rehab facilities. When they’re unwilling, though, this is complicated. Then, you have to convict them of a crime or obtain an involuntary commitment order, which involves providing a public defender, requires court hearings, and is a slow process.

    Compassion has a limited role in this process, because it’s for society’s benefit rather than theirs, and is resorted to when society’s patience has run out. Essentially, it amounts to jail or alternatives to jail for people who are such a pain in the ass that we’ve decided to do with them.

    But as far as I know, there’s nothing in our legal system that authorizes or sanctions, with or without due process, interning troublesome people in FEMA camps or deporting them to a remote island. Besides, Australia is already taken; the British used it to purge troublemakers from their other big island.

  67. 67

    So, like, are homeless addict/bum camps exploding and catching fire a new local attraction in Seattle.

    apparently, for the likes of little max weenie… how’s the popgun doin’? Still ‘fraid to carry?

    homelessness was always a problem. I remember this guy back in teh bonzo daze.. The bandaid was shelters back then.. The problem only grew..

    btw, it’s even a prob in your neck of the woods, little max weenie…

    https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2023/01/05/federal-report-shows-arizona-has-one-of-the-worst-homelessness-crises/69778359007/

    ‘praps you and your buds at the local vip lounge can solve it with your popguns…

  74. 74

    The Atlanta Journal Constitution reports that the Georgia State GOP spent more than half a million dollars on legal defense work representing the fake electors in the first six months of 2023.

    Dark Brandon having flipped Georgia’s electoral votes and both Senate seats, we can now look forward to the Governor’s mansion, the other statewide offices, and both chambers of the state legislature slowly slipping away from them, while Georgia Republicans continue to re-litigate Trump’s criminal frauds and failures.

  77. 77

    Something for the greedy racist incel to cheer about.
    —
    a Conroe ISD trustee member claimed a child was “traumatized” by seeing a poster of children of different races holding hands. Her solution to this “trauma” is to remove all displays of racial inclusivity and pride, because God forbid a white child be reminded they have to share this planet with someone who doesn’t look exactly like them.
    https://abc13.com/conroe-isd-trustee-melissa-dungan-racial-inclusivity-at-schools-pride-flags/13628737/

    >> Racist bigots!

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