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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/26/23, 8:02 am

– I hope you all had a great Pride, even the straight people.

– Spokane, Spokane.

– Oregon will vote on ranked choice.

– Wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected. spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 8:54 am

    We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:02 am

    Mr. Rogers has some news for all y’all chicks with dicks out there.

    Mr. Rogers has a message from 52 years ago about boys and girls

    Pride Month ends Friday at midnight, and we go back to laughin’ at y’all for the next 11 months.

  3. 3

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:10 am

    Boys are boys from the beginning. Girls are girls right from the start.

    Mr Rogers on gender orientation — The Tonight Show 09-04-1980

    If this wasn’t true, Tom Hanks wouldn’t have played him in the movie.

  4. 4

    It’s a beautiful day spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:23 am

    @2&3

    Fred’s been dead for 20 years and there’s no telling how he might have received lots of new research and scientific evaluations of the social construct that is gender since QED he’s dead.

    He was pretty progressive about homosexuality for the 60-70s.

    Rogers intentionally hired gay people to work on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. Two members of the Neighborhood, John Reardon and Francois Clemmons, were both openly gay and among some of Rogers’ closest friends. Clemmons, as Officer Clemmons, first appeared in 1968 and was also the first black person to have a recurring role on children’s television.

    Rogers would later encourage his gay friend and co-star to be openly gay.

  5. 5

    Cowboys are secretly frequently fond of each other spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:29 am

    Pride Month ends Friday at midnight, and we go back to laughin’ at y’all for the next 11 months.

    And hundreds of thousands of gay people will continue to never think at all about a dumbfuck who got so scared of the city he moved off to a safe secure life with horses that he loves so much.

    While they live rent free in your head.

  6. 6

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:41 am

    Pride is 24/7/365.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    Well, while laughing…. I hope you also find funny The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus (STD). And, yes, I will be laughing too of all the groomed wives and children of the heterosexual Neanderthal makes.

    Take solace in the fact that the violent heterosexual Neanderthals, if not killing their wives and children, then they’ll be gang banging and killing one another.

    Take solace in the fact that earth will be destroy heterosexual Neanderthal fucks,

    Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD BITCHES!

  7. 7

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:43 am

    @ 4

    Interesting information about a seemingly nice man. Doesn’t change the fact that gay isn’t trans. Doesn’t change the fact that men can’t get pregnant.

  8. 8

    Dumbfuck can’t eat a horse pregnant but not for lack of trying. spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:52 am

    Trans men can get pregnant.

    I’ll just leave you to ponder that.

  9. 9

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:53 am

    Doesn’t change the fact that men can’t get pregnant.

    Didn’t Arnold teh Governator have a baby?

    And he’s nominally an R.. heh.

    And silly Darrell Issa cried… mourning for its munee…

  10. 10

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:54 am

    Doesn’t change the fact that Heterosexual Neanderthals are violent killers

  11. 11

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 9:57 am

    Heterosexual Neanderthals are violent killers

    Exactly what kount kreepula, shit-lord of widbee wants for its “grandkids”…

    (rolls eyes)

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:05 am

    @ 8

    Trans men can get pregnant.

    I’ll just leave you to ponder that.

    Trans girls can, and sometimes repeatedly do when inexplicably permitted, rape other girls in the high school girls bathroom.

    I’ll just leave you to ponder that.

  13. 13

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:10 am

    Lookey look here!

    https://www.newsweek.com/man-kills-ex-wife-dead-work-before-shooting-himself-1808952

    No rest for the bitches! Bitches, call 1-666-YOU-DEAD before you dead, like this bitch. The Heterosexual Neanderthal virus (STD) got another.

    Happening wayyyyyywayyyy too often, or not often enough depending on your POV.

    Chicago, Chicago, Chicago!

  14. 14

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:12 am

    Trans women raping…..another fantasy of you, the Heterosexual Neanderthal?

  15. 15

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:14 am

    For all the effort, and expense Republicans are investing, it really just isn’t paying off. And even if it were to pay off, it requires a degree of nuance and clever messaging that modern Republicans are incapable of, and for a marginal result.

    Transphobia is aimed at leveraging two groups of Democratic/Biden voters: non-college educated whites and Blacks. Both groups, who combined comprise as much as 60% of Biden/Democratic support in key swings, are well understood to be more “socially conservative” than college educated white voters. So the opinion polling and focus group surveys show that some Democrats and Democrats in general can be made vulnerable with the right kind of attack on how “social justice” is being defined and who defines it.

    But the same opinion polling and focus group surveys also show that these are groups of voters with greater lived experience with the impacts of inequality than more affluent, college educated whites. So the transphobic messaging has to be very careful not to trigger those lived experiences. And as much as possible it must even leverage those lived experiences.

    This is part of what Trump managed to do remarkably well in his much more moderately positioned 2016 campaign’s focus on immigration. He managed to portray asylum seekers and other legal applicants for entry as “dangerous others” undeserving of an existence within our borders, but also as “parasites” in a zero-sum contest for diminishing opportunity.

    I think it’s much more challenging to portray trans people as either dangerous or taking something away from more religious voters. It works best with much older, white voters. But that’s not who these Biden/Democratic voters are. It’s pretty fucking hard to see a threat in either Dylan Mulvaney or Elliot Page. Which is maybe why we all here find the Shit-lord Crybaby’s constant, fearful pearl-clutching about them to be so funny, and actually pathetic.

    But perhaps at this point, even Republicans realize that their messaging about transphobia and trans hatred is not serving the purpose they had originally intended. It can at least still be deployed as needed to distract from a constant barrage of completely negative stories unfolding around the GOP and Trump.
    The last actual positive news cycle the GOP enjoyed was about five days following the 2022 midterms. And that quickly collapsed into somewhat negative terms once we all realized how much they had underperformed. It’s looking like this is the new normal for “conservatives” in a MAGA dominated conservative world.

  16. 16

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:14 am

    @ 14

    Trans women raping…..another fantasy…

    Ask Terry McAuliffe about whether it was fantasy.

  17. 17

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:17 am

    Maybe this is where Bob was while missing in action. Probably even “rode” the horse there.

    Giddy up, Giddy up.

    https://www.oxygen.com/killer-relationship-with-faith-jenkins/crime-news/george-delacruz-convicted-killing-wife-julia-gonzalez

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:18 am

    To be fair, so is her intelligence.

    Josh Kraushaar
    @JoshKraushaar
    ·
    1h
    NBC News: “Vice President Kamala Harris’ net-negative rating (-17) is the lowest for any vice president in the poll’s history.”

  19. 19

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:24 am

    @18. Better hope nothing happens to Biden then.

    Hey, how’s the Swedish Green New Deal that America’s going to pay for, festering in your head?

  20. 20

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:25 am

    @ 15

    I think it’s much more challenging to portray trans people as either dangerous or taking something away from more religious voters. It works best with much older, white voters. But that’s not who these Biden/Democratic voters are. It’s pretty fucking hard to see a threat in either Dylan Mulvaney or Elliot Page. Which is maybe why we all here find the Shit-lord Crybaby’s constant, fearful pearl-clutching about them to be so funny, and actually pathetic.

    I actually agree with you here. Elliot Page harms no one, as far as I can tell. Dylan Mulvaney harms only those investors who own shares in A-B/InBev.

    Now, let’s discuss chicks with dicks competing against girls in high school sports, shall we?

    USNews.com
    More Americans Say Transgender Athletes Should Only Play for Teams that Match Gender at Birth
    Even among Democrats, who support LGBTQ+ rights, support has fallen for transgender athletes to be allowed to participate on sports teams…
    .2 weeks ago

    USA Today
    Trans athletes: US support for allowing team choice falls, poll finds
    Americans are less supportive of transgender athlete participation in single-gender sports than they were two years ago, a national survey…
    .2 weeks ago

    Newsweek
    The Striking Change in Americans’ Views of Transgender Athletes
    Transgender issues have become the focal point of America’s culture wars, but public opinion seems to be moving in one of two directions.
    .2 weeks ago

    69% think chicks with dicks taking sports awards from real girls is wrong.

    You do, too.

  21. 21

    The Genius Bar at your Apple Store spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:40 am

    “Last night in my DC residence, the television turned on by itself and the screen showed someone’s laptop trying to connect to the TV,”

    Then MTG linked to a CBS story about how ‘hackers’ can get into your Smart TV.

    Point 1. When a smart tv is powered off it cannot turn on by itself or be powered on by a ‘hacker’ so at least part of this story is 100% bullshit OR Marge just leaves her TV on and thinks the dancing Samsung when it times out means it’s off. (probably the former)

    Point 2.
    Hackers, in the sense that someone came across a blue tooth device in pair mode and used the manufacturer default to sync.

    Point 3.
    If you didn’t edit the manufacturer bluetooth login well, that’s on you and further proof that you in particular should never, ever be allowed near any classified information.

    Point 4.
    If someone is able to access your wifi network and your smart tv is connected to that network (and powered on) someone within WiFi range can jump on and change your channels or see your viewing history. (That’s a weird thing that you keep youtubing deep fake orange haired obese senior citizen porn, Marge)

    Point 5
    If you left your WiFi unsecured, that is further proof that you should never, ever be allowed near classified information.

  22. 22

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 10:53 am

    With all this “slicing and dicing” of children’s genitalia, there are going to be some bad things happen in the future. I believe we will see a massive increase of suicide rates for those children who undergo such surgeries, probably within five to ten years from now. Those kids talked into reassignment with all the latest gender claptrap will consider suicide because they realized they’re made big mistakes. Suicide will be their “solution” to this bizarre chapter in American history.

  23. 23

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:00 am

    Noun, verb Anitfa didn’t work in 2020

    Noun, verb Chicago didn’t work in 2022

    Noun, verb , “chick with dicks” won’t work in 2024..

    But none of that matters cuz’ it all makes teh kreepula of widbee..

    FEEEEELLL GOOOD….

    degenerate…

  24. 24

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:16 am

    @ 21

    Point 5
    If you left your WiFi unsecured, that is further proof that you should never, ever be allowed near classified information.

    If you were dumb enough to employ Imran Awan even after learning he and his POS family are under criminal investigation as suspected spies, same thing.

    Awan, a longtime IT staffer who worked for more than two dozen House Democrats, became the focus of a lengthy criminal investigation on Capitol Hill related to allegations of procurement theft. Several of his family members, including Alvi, were also IT staffers. While the extended family was implicated in the probe, no charges were filed beyond the bank fraud indictment of Awan and Alvi.

    Most Democratic lawmakers cut their ties with Awan and his family after the criminal investigation became public in early 2017. But Awan continued to be employed by Wasserman Schultz, although it’s unclear what his job duties were, given the fact that he had been barred from accessing the House IT system for months.

    If your password was some variation of the word “password”, same thing.

    In that email, a staffer tells Podesta that his Windows 8 login on what appears to be a new work computer is username: jpodesta and password: p@ssw0rd.

  25. 25

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:18 am

    Elliot Page harms no one

    And Hunter DICK PICS touch no one.

    Except the Shit-lord Crybaby.

  26. 26

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:20 am

    Re @ 24, Politifact wants you to know that the rumor that Podesta used “password” as his DNC workstation password is false.

    It was p@ssw0rd.

    The 2025-2016 DNC deserved President Trump..

  27. 27

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:31 am

    Ask Terry McAuliffe about whether it was fantasy.

    No better example than McAuliffe.

    His strategic error was the same one as Hillary’s.

    They made it about themselves.

    Voters in general are reluctant to feel much sympathy to preening egomaniacs who respond to campaign lies as “personal effrontery”. HOW DARE YOU? is never a good look in a candidate.

    What voters want in a candidate is a selfless hero in some form. So when Republicans fabricate bullshit, whether it’s about JOO SPACE LASERS or TRANS RAPES, Democratic candidates need to fight back.

    But to defend the innocent, not themselves. For more, see Joe Biden.

    Candidates like Hillary and McAuliffe who always make it about themselves are always doomed to lose these culture wars fights.
    It’s always about the humanity and dignity of who we are defending. The minute a candidate makes it about themselves, they lose votes.

    For more, see Trump. Although he is trying, at least. In even his most deranged stump whining he almost always makes it a point to tell his audience that he’s doing it all for them, and that they are the ones under attack. And for the most part, he always has. He understands voters better than Hillary or Terry McAuliffe.
    He’s just a fascist. And insane.

  28. 28

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:36 am

    Out:

    “I have never discussed with my son or my brother or anyone else, anything having to do with their businesses, period,” Biden claimed one time. “I have never discussed my business or their business, my son’s or daughter’s, I’ve never discussed them,” he said another time.

    “I don’t discuss business with my son, and — because I don’t discuss things with my son or my family because I don’t want to have any knowledge of any — I don’t want to be accused of ‘well you talked with your son, or you talked with your whomever,’” Biden said in a separate interview.

    In:

    White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, pressed repeatedly on the issue, referred questions to the White House Counsel’s Office, insisting the matter had been addressed.

    Ian Sams, a spokesman for the counsel’s office, said in an email that Joe Biden hadn’t been in business with his son. He did not specifically provide information about Joe Biden’s whereabouts when Hunter texted the Chinese businessman on July 30, 2017.

    “As we have said many times before, the President was not in business with his son,” he wrote. “As we have also said many times before, the Justice Department makes decisions in its criminal investigations independently, and in this case, the White House has not been involved.”

    Asked whether Joe Biden had been involved in coercive business dealings by his son, Jean-Pierre said: “I appreciate the question. I believe my colleague at the White House counsel has answered this question already, has dealt with this, has made it very clear. I just don’t have anything to share outside of what my colleagues have shared.”

    So he did discuss business, plenty of times. Hard to explain 14 of Hunter’s biz BFFs gettin’ to meet Papa Joe otherwise. He just wasn’t “in business” with his corrupt, POS, criminal spawn.

    Got it. Until the next revision.

  29. 29

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:43 am

    @ 27

    So when Republicans fabricate bullshit…

    Not just Republicans, asswipe.

    EXCLUSIVE: Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe on Tuesday declassified documents that revealed former CIA Director John Brennan briefed former President Obama on Hillary Clinton’s purported “plan” to tie then-candidate Donald Trump to Russia as “a means of distracting the public from her use of a private email server” ahead of the 2016 presidential election, Fox News has learned.

    Specifically, Brennan’s handwritten notes indicate that #CrookedHillary & Co. were”stirring up a scandal”.

    • According to his handwritten notes, former Central Intelligence Agency Director
    Brennan subsequently briefed President Obama and other senior national security
    officials on the intelligence, including the “alleged approval by Hillary Clinton on
    July 26, 2016 of a proposal from one of her foreign policy advisors to vilify Donald
    Trump by stirring up a scandal claiming interference by Russian security services.”

    In this sense #CrookedHillary was trying very hard to make it NOT about her corruption. By creating a lie about her opponent.

    So, back to Republicans fabricating bullshit…

  30. 30

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:43 am

    21,
    I don’t need tech savvy members of Congress, even on Intel.

    I need politically savvy members of Congress who have enough self-awareness to resist diving into bizarre, half-baked conspiracy delusions just because they haven’t yet had time to take the edge off their Adderall binge with their usual lorazapam and strawberry wine coolers.

  31. 31

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:49 am

    By creating a lie about her opponent.

    But Manafort carrying stolen campaign data to supply to Prighozin’s Internet Research Agency via Deripaska remains evergreen.

    Even the Shit-lord Crybaby admits it.

  32. 32

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:52 am

    @24. “You realize, greedy racist incel, do you not, that your reference piece is 16 months old 7 years old. Do you understand that?”
    http://horsesass.org/friday-ni.....nt-1483043
    >> I know. The greedy racist incel doesn’t care. He lies to make himself feel like less of a loser.

  33. 33

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:54 am

    @ 30

    I don’t need tech savvy members of Congress, even on Intel.

    How about on AI? China’s influence using Tik-Tok and similar, perhaps?

    Your statement is moronic. Not every member of Congress needs to be tech-savvy. But a good many of them do. Otherwise Congress will digest and act on information in the same way that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit digests and acts on stock market information.

  34. 34

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:55 am

    QoS McHillbilly doesn’t need people in the know. But he sure needs 51 signatories to a letter about Russian disinformation being responsible for Hunter Biden’s laptop, particularly given the amount of documentation of Biden family corruption it contains.

  35. 35

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 12:03 pm

    You mean the support that trump got from Russia that Mueller documented and Durham confirmed.

    Mueller did, however, find hundreds of contacts between the Trump campaign and Russian officials during the 2016 campaign season, and concluded that Russian intelligence operatives had been directed to help Mr Trump win the presidency, in part by hacking and leaking emails from the Democratic National Committee and Clinton campaign officials through WikiLeaks.

    Though his investigation did not result in charges against any Trump aide for working with Russia to tip the election, it did find that Russia interfered on Trump’s behalf and that the campaign welcomed, rather than discouraged, the help.
    then,….
    Schiff also noted that Durham’s report did not dispute any of the findings in special counsel Robert Mueller’s 2019 report on Trump’s links to Russia, which was initiated by the FBI probe.

    Durham, for his part, stood by the findings of the report. He also affirmed that there was “substantial evidence” of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

    But go right on lying, greedy racist incel. That’s all you are good for.

  36. 36

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 12:06 pm

    @34. Repeating the lies doesn’t make it true. It just make you desperate.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 12:18 pm

    @12 Most rapists are straight men.

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 12:19 pm

    The hubris of concentrated wealth has reached the point of self-elimination.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/26/business/james-crown-obit/index.html

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 12:38 pm

    @20 Look who’s handwringing about “wrong.” This might be halfway credible if you weren’t so blind to so many other wrongs.

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 12:55 pm

    @33 “Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit digests and acts on stock market information.”

    Right now I’m digesting lunch and reading “stock market information.” GNRC 1.6%, TSLA -5.7%

    3M is down 32 cents after Friday’s big announcement.

  41. 41

    Yes, he fraudulently got a bank loan spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 2:00 pm

    @24

    Just come on out and say no one should have hired him because he’s brown with ties to Muslims.

    Later Awan, his wife, Hina Alvi, his two brothers and his friend were named as the five IT staffers being investigated. Given the suspected violations, most of the congress members terminated Awan’s services;

    A government investigation led by U.S. Attorney Jessie K. Liu included forensic analysis of computer equipment and data, as well as interviews with about 40 witnesses. The investigation addressed various right-wing conspiracy theories about Awan, concluding that it had “found no evidence that [Awan] illegally removed House data from the House network or from House Members’ offices, stole the House Democratic Caucus Server, stole or destroyed House information technology equipment, or improperly accessed or transferred government information, including classified or sensitive information.” The investigation found no evidence of ties between Awan and a foreign intelligence agency targeting Congress, or between Awan and an alleged criminal ring that stole equipment from Democratic lawmakers. The investigators stated, “the government has uncovered no evidence that Imran Awan violated federal law with respect to the House computer system”.

    It was all a bullshit conspiracy theory hatched by the GOP.

    Q Much?

  42. 42

    Vladimir "I have best Army" Putin spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 2:08 pm

    @29

    Da Da, Sank you for eegnoring ze many many meetings the capaign of Meester Trump with now known operatives of ze russian government and ze sharing of ze secret campaign data with ze KGB tied Russians and all ze many many times vee vere able to speak with Jr. Donald about the help vee could asseeest.

    The Burtima woman….what a looker. I vonder if she had to give blowjob to Junior Trump?

    “I love it”

  43. 43

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 2:16 pm

    But he sure needs 51 signatories to a letter about Russian disinformation

    A future Biden administration relies upon agency experts outside of the government to carry political water by pointing out shitty “evidence” like SALACIOUS PICS PACKAGE.

    GOP Trump just fires AGs until he finally finds one willing to do political dirty work from inside the government. And then thirty months later it all falls apart.

    DERRRRRRP STAAAAAATE!!!!!

    I expect political campaigns to engage in political communications. That might even include an active effort to recruit respected individuals outside the government to sign a letter defending against a smear.

    Or it might include an active effort to recruit former frat bros and queer curious fellow blackout drunks to sign a letter defending a nominee from charges that he took part in teen gang rapes.

  44. 44

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 2:25 pm

    Not every member of Congress needs to be tech-savvy. But a good many of them do.

    Take it up with Marge, then ya fuckin’ crybaby.

    She’s your drug addicted House Republican Leader alleging that her household appliances are watching her undress at night.
    That’s your problem. And it’s not going away at all.
    Cory Booker and Mayor Pete – Rhodes Scholars.
    Marge and Backpages Barbie – Barbizon/American Idol dropouts.

  45. 45

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 3:37 pm

    Delusional Wannabe Doctor Nutjob @22.

    Are you speaking from experience? Did PI slice and dice his genitalia or his brain?

  46. 46

    Belltown spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 4:35 pm

    I didn’t vote for Trump in ‘16 or ‘20. The guy is a arrogant jerk, but he was not a Russian stool.

  47. 47

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 4:44 pm

    …but he was not a Russian stool.

    A Long Island stool.

    Which must make you Groom of the Stool.

    Such an honor. How proud you must be

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 4:48 pm

    It’s too bad 24 people had to be shot before the law could take guns away from someone previously charged with felony menacing and kidnapping. I think gun laws need tweaking.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/26/us/club-q-shooting-suspect-court-appearance/index.html

  49. 49

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 5:07 pm

    @46 “I didn’t vote for Trump in ‘16 or ‘20. The guy is a arrogant jerk, but he was not a Russian stool.”

    He’s an arrogant jerk, alright, but you left out a few other things: Serial liar, serial adulterer, serial bankrupt, perpetual deadbeat, racist, bigot, misogynist, sexual harasser, draft dodger, tax dodger, seditionist, bully, braggart, grifter — am I missing something? A man of no character.

    As for whether he was a Russian stool, he owed a lot of money to Russians, pursued business interests in Russian, and buddied-up to Vladimir, so I would be surprised if he wasn’t a Russian stool, too.

    Not voting for him (assuming you’re not lying about this) doesn’t earn you a medal or mark you as a person of exceptional talent or personal qualities. All it does is keep you out of the nut house.

  50. 50

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 5:25 pm

    More proof that Republicans, including GOP elected officials, never fact-check anything but just latch onto anything that conforms to what they want to hear as if it were gospel truth.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/greg-abbott-garth-brooks_n_6498ffdce4b0aec6b801c8a8

    Even Doctor Dumbfuck isn’t this careless with facts, although he sometimes makes up shit.

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 5:44 pm

    Florida already has a teacher shortage. I predict they’re going to have a pool cleaner shortage, too. There are plenty of safer ways to make a living in Florida.

    https://www.rawstory.com/stand-your-ground-2661900486/

    But public defender isn’t one of them.

    https://www.rawstory.com/joseph-zieler/

  52. 52

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 8:50 pm

    Toronto held a special election today to replace ousted Mayor John Tory, and they could have used Ranked Choice, instead of winner take all to sort out the 102 candidates running. With 37% of the vote, Olivia Chow, widow of former Federal opposition leader Jack Layton, has beefed elected Mayor of Toronto.

    https://globalnews.ca/news/9786330/toronto-mayor-olivia-chow-wins-byelection/

  53. 53

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/26/23 at 11:37 pm

    Stephen Miller, Trump’s immigration chief, wanted to keep migrants from reaching the U.S. by murdering them at sea.

    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/stephen-miller-donald-trump-immigrants-1234778491/

  54. 54

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 5:46 am

    49,
    American “conservatives” finally beginning to repudiate Trump means we can begin to look for more of them to return to their TV trays and yelling at the contestants on Wheel of Fortune instead of voting.

  55. 55

    Waltina spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 8:01 am

    I promise, I was born a man.

  56. 56

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 8:13 am

    More than two-thirds of America can tell that Biden’s a walking, talking vegetable.

    Josh Kraushaar
    @JoshKraushaar
    ·
    38m
    NBC News poll: “68% of all voters say they have concerns about Biden having the necessary mental and physical health to be president, including 55% who say they have ‘major’ concerns.”

    Well over 50% are absolutely certain of it.

  57. 57

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 8:18 am

    @46. The evidence says otherwise.

  58. 58

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 8:29 am

    Listened to the local conservative talk station on my drive in for a few minutes. The talker complained about the gay agenda being too radical, and he polled his well off gay friends and they want to just do their jobs and not make a fuss.
    Then the talker threw in some digs that radical gay agenda is ruining race relations in St Louis.
    —
    In 5 minutes I learned…. His gay “friends” are in the closet and rich. and if black people have any problems, it’s the gays fault.
    This is the propaganda the conservatives are spewing .

  59. 59

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 8:49 am

    @56 Older (by a lot) and off its rocker Charles Grassley and older (by a little) and addled by tbi cocaine Mitch has kount kreepula’s total konfidence..

    yawwwnn..

  60. 60

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 9:06 am

    @ 58

    …he polled his well off gay friends and they want to just do their jobs and not make a fuss.

    I suspect that the vast majority of gays just want to be seen like everybody else. It’s harder for some people than for others to acknowledge gay rights. Barack Obama famously had to be dragged into supporting gay marriage, even after he was elected president. Hillary Clinton’s husband signed into law the Defense of Marriage Act.

    When she ran for the Senate in 2000, #CrookedHillary famously said,

    “Because I believe marriage means something different. Marriage is about a historic, religious and moral content that goes back to the beginning of time and I think a marriage is as a marriage has always been between a man and a woman.”

    Comments like that make it hard for gays to not make a fuss. Unless they choose not to marry, in order to not make a fuss.

    Change is hard for some Democrats. Barack got through it OK. #CrookedHillary didn’t.

  61. 61

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 9:08 am

    The SCOTUS justice most frequently in the majority has been Sotomayor.

    So much for the conservative Court.

  62. 62

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 9:15 am

    Anyone else notice that gasoline prices are up 32 cents in the last month?

  63. 63

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 9:19 am

    Why did Darrell Issa tweet that Joe Biden has “officially lawyered up”?

  64. 64

    NYC hogwash spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 9:24 am

    NYC is cracking down on coal-fired and wood-fired pizza ovens in the City. This is important? For a city that is choking on filth, homelessness and crime , the city “leadership” is more worried about pizza ovens in the name of “climate change?” These people are fucking ridiculous.

    BTW, why aren’t these moonbeams calling is “global warming” any longer? Do they use “climate change” now, instead, because they can pretend they’re correct, not matter what happens in the future?

  65. 65

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 9:27 am

    @ 64

    Do they use “climate change” now, instead, because they can pretend they’re correct, not matter what happens in the future?

    Yes. Next question.

  66. 66

    Muh F-250 Super Cab Hemi Costs too much in gas! spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 9:30 am

    @62

    Yes. Of Course. Wonder which murderous thug regime is responsible?

    Saudi Arabia cuts oil production again to shore up prices — this time on its own

  67. 67

    Good thing I'm A Republican. I don't have to worry about my criminal past to run for office spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 9:36 am

    @63

    Good choice of source…

    In 1982, he was suspected but not charged in an arson incident. An executive charged that Issa used a gun to intimidate the executive, who was being fired.

    According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Issa was twice arrested in 1972 on weapons charges. Also according to the Chronicle, Issa was convicted of possession of an unregistered handgun.

    According to the New York Times, Issa was arrested in 1972 for auto theft. That year, he was charged with carrying a concealed weapon, according to the Chronicle. The auto theft and concealed weapons charges were dropped.

  68. 68

    Nate Silver spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 9:44 am

    “68% of all voters say they have concerns about Biden having the necessary mental and physical health to be president, including 55% who say they have ‘major’ concerns.”

    And the GOP is hell bent on nominating a felon, PROVEN sexual abuser, national security risk, who is also old as fuck and obese.

    So voters in MI, NC, MN, WI, AZ, GA, PA go….”Yeah we’ll take Joe over that insane treasonous Fuckwad. Joe on a bad day is better than giving Russia our intelligence briefings.”

  69. 69

    Psssst...UAW, that fat fuck is lying to your faces and y'all know it spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:03 am

    Really revving up the machine to recapture the youth vote, eh Donald?

    “Biden is a catastrophe for Michigan and his environmental extremism is heartless and disloyal and horrible for the American worker and you’re starting to see it. Driven by his ridiculous regulations, electric cars will kill more than half of U.S. auto jobs and decimate the suppliers that they decimated already — decimate the suppliers, and it’s going to decimate your jobs and it’s going to decimate more than anybody else, the state of Michigan, It’s is going to be decimation. It’s going to be at a level that that people can’t even imagine.”

    Putting aside that repeating the same word seven times in a minute is a clear sign of dementia…

    FORD TAPS MICHIGAN FOR NEW LFP BATTERY PLANT; NEW BATTERY CHEMISTRY OFFERS CUSTOMERS VALUE, DURABILITY, FAST CHARGING, CREATES 2,500 MORE NEW AMERICAN JOBS – AP Feb. 23

    It’s one of the biggest loans to a US carmaker in more than a decade – and a watershed moment in Biden’s $400 billion plan to go all in on green technologies.

    A deep-pocketed US government program designed to finance futuristic energy businesses is issuing a conditional $9.2 billion loan to Ford Motor Co. for the construction of three battery factories.

    The new factories that will eventually supply Ford’s expansion into electric vehicles are already under construction in Kentucky and Tennessee through a joint venture called BlueOval SK, owned by the Michigan automaker and South Korean battery giant SK On Co. Ford plans to make as many as 2 million EVs by 2026, a huge increase from the roughly 132,000 it produced last year.

    GM has already announced a massive $4 billion overhaul at its Orion Assembly plant, where the Chevy Bolt EV is built, to prepare for its upcoming Silverado EV, but the automaker has more extensive ideas planned to ramp production. The plant is in Lake Orion, MICHIGAN

    In more local MICHIGAN news

    Michigan lands two more EV battery plants, bringing up to 4,000 jobs Bridge MI, 2022

    Meanwhile the GOP absolutely hates, I meant they hate, it’s a hatred obsession how much they hate, the haters in the GOP hate EV jobs for Michigan.

    Proposals to grant a combined $585 million in state incentives to three major battery manufacturing projects advanced Wednesday with approvals from the Democratic-controlled Michigan House Appropriations Committee.

    The committee, on a 16-12 party-line vote, approved transferring $175 million for a Gotion Inc. project outside of Big Rapids, $200 million for an Our Next Energy project in Van Buren Township, and $210 million for a Ford Motor Co. project in Marshall. The money would come from the state’s Strategic Outreach and Attraction Reserve business incentive fund. The transfer requests must next be approved by the Senate Appropriations Committee.

    More GM

    Straddling two cities – Detroit and Hamtramck, Michigan – is Factory ZERO, GM’s first fully dedicated electric vehicle assembly plant. Formerly known as Detroit-Hamtramck, the plant was built in 1985 and has manufactured more than 3 million vehicles over the years. Today, it’s been transformed into one of the most modern automotive plants in the country. The name Factory ZERO reflects the significant role the facility plays in advancing our vision of a world with zero crashes, zero emissions and zero congestion. Some of the first vehicles built at the plant will be the GMC HUMMER EV pickup1 and SUV, the Chevrolet Silverado electric pickup truck, and the Cruise Origin, a purpose-built electric, self-driving, shared vehicle.

  70. 70

    Have Fun Bringin' the Pain spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:11 am

    The only reason he’s pissed about an ‘illegal leak” is he was hoping to stave off until it becomes public record during the trial that he LITERALLY told people the document was classified, he wasn’t allowed to have it, as no longer the President he had no ability to declassify it…

    And then he showed it to them anyway.

    In our new poll, Trump gets support from 51% of Republican primary voters, while DeSantis gets 22% — followed by former Vice President Mike Pence at 7%, former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie at 5% and former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley at 4%.

    But back in April (after Trump’s first indictment in that alleged hush-money case), the former president’s lead over DeSantis was half its current size — Trump 46%, DeSantis 31%, Pence 6%.

    Bottom line: Trump’s percentage has gone up 5 points since April; DeSantis’ percentage has gone down 9 points.

  71. 71

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:27 am

    @56 He’s doing pretty well with Ukraine, NATO, our Pacific alliances, rebuilding America’s infrastructure, and a bunch of other stuff for a rutabaga. We should elect more vegetables.

    Btw, did you eat your veggies today?

  72. 72

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:30 am

    @60 Oh look. Doc’s pretending Democrats are gays’ Enemy #1. Hey doc, whatever problems gays had with Dems are trivial compared to the anti-LGBQT genocide being waged by your tribe.

  73. 73

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:33 am

    @60. “You realize, greedy racist incel, do you not, that your reference piece is 16 months old 23 years old. Do you understand that?”
    horsesass.org/friday-night-multimedia-extravaganza-640/#comment-1483043
    >> I know. The greedy racist incel doesn’t care. He lies to make himself feel like less of a loser.

  74. 74

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:33 am

    @61 The SCOTUS justice most determinedly against democracy is Thomas, with Alito a close second. Moore should’ve been a 9-0 decision.

  75. 75

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:39 am

    @62 Yeah, well, in case you didn’t notice gas prices have been falling in most of the country, but are up locally partly because the Olympic pipeline is shut down for maintenance.

  76. 76

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:43 am

    Moore v. Harper: 6-3 Roberts ruling. The Supreme Court rejected the independent state legislature theory. Thomas dissenting, Gorsuch joining in part, and Alito joining in part.
    6 SC justices determined democracy should continue. 3 SC justices disagree.

  77. 77

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:45 am

    @63 “Why did Darrell Issa tweet that Joe Biden has ‘officially lawyered up’?”

    The question answers itself: Because tweeting bullshit is what Issa does. And stepping in bullshit is what you do, when you’re not shoveling horseshit.

    “Did Joe Biden just ‘lawyer up’?: A member of Congress tweeted over the weekend that the president has hired a lawyer, and that this is a sign of major scandal. But neither of those things appears to be true.”

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/gop-says-joe-biden-has-officially-lawyered-up/ar-AA1d2zQ5

  78. 78

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:48 am

    @64 Particulates, idiot. Why do you hate asthma and COPD sufferers? What did they ever do to you? Also, do you have a science-based rationale for the theory that pizza tastes better baked with coal or wood heat instead of electric heat? Heat is heat. Or do you like smoke with your cheese?

  79. 79

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:50 am

    59,

    Remember: Two thirds of Americans, when asked, admit to having real misgivings that the next commercial aircraft they board might suddenly fall out of the sky.

    Then they book a flight to Ixtapa.
    Because fucking Ixtapa.

    Biden’s age is a challenge for him as a candidate. But it’s a challenge he meets ably with his consistently excellent performance.
    Because fucking Biden. 😎

  80. 80

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:53 am

    Why did Darrell Issa tweet that Joe Biden has “officially lawyered up”?

    teh greedee silly Issa is still in mourning for the million dollars it pissed away..

    so many years ago… awwwwww…

    wasn’t munee supposed to buy everything? Issa’s “revenge”..

    what a miserable asshole.

  81. 81

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:53 am

    @70 “he LITERALLY told people the document was classified”

    You mean he literally BRAGGED to people the document was classified.

    But if prosecutors are looking for an espionage motive, they won’t find it. This was kindergarten-level show-and-tell.

  82. 82

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:57 am

    @64 How’s the weather down there in Texas?

  83. 83

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 10:59 am

    @ 69

    With enough subsidy from US taxpayers, nearly any EV manufacturer can survive.

    Lordstown Motors planning to use $200 million federal grant to help with production

    That’s nearly any EV manufacturer.

    AUTOS
    Lordstown Motors files for bankruptcy, sues Foxconn over $170 million funding deal
    PUBLISHED TUE, JUN 27 2023

    $400 billion in US taxpayer funds subsidizes Big Three efforts to Me-Too.

    The bright side is that Queen YLB’s fucked kids will foot the bill for most of it. The second bright side is that the finished products will have to pay to use Tesla technology in order to charge.

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:09 am

    @83 Your rant against federal subsidies would be only slightly more hypocritical if you owned a wheat farm in eastern Washington.

  85. 85

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:11 am

    This is what happens if you question a GOP presidential candidate about his position on Uyghurs.

    https://www.rawstory.com/francis-suarez-uyghurs/

  86. 86

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:12 am

    @83 One fondly remembers when kount kreepula babbled about Obama’s support of Elmo Musk’s TSLA.

    It wasn’t very positive. heh.

    Heh that turned out to the upside eh kreepula. and good for the kids..

    AMIRITE???

  87. 87

    If it walks like a dumbfuck and quacks like a dumbfuck spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:16 am

    @83

    Take it Away Wall Street Journal:

    Trump Picked an EV Loser in Lordstown Motors

    And others in the media have noticed…

    In 2019, Lordstown was “lauded by former President Donald Trump as a savior” for a small Ohio town of the same name when it took over a former GM factory to build its Endurance trucks, The Wall Street Journal reported.

    The irony that Lordstown was acquired by FoxCon, another savior of the economy by Donald that never produced a single item in Wisconsin and is no longer operating bought Lordstown and then pulled the plug, pun intended, is utterly lost on Dumbfuck.

    He just goes on and on about, “Yeah but an EV maker went down so….CHECKMATE libs!”

  88. 88

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:16 am

    Elmo is so always wrong wing these days and that thrills kount kreepula into afterglow..

    One wonders why…

    Whadayaknow.. That IRS bill was good for the kids too.

    AMIRITE???

    May there be many more.. And we might just pay off the Bush recreational wars debt.

  89. 89

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:20 am

    Guns banned from Trump speech at Republican dinner
    https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-speech-guns-banned-republican-dinner-michigan-1809255?amp=1
    >>”I want my guns so I can feel safe and kill anyone I don’t like AND I want guns banned at the speech so I can feel safe and nobody kills me. ” – Republicans.

  90. 90

    "We'll be together when Elizabeth is gone." spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:23 am

    @ 85

    This is what happens if you question a GOP presidential candidate about his position on Uyghurs.

    We have yet to see what happens when a Democrat presidential candidate is questioned about his son’s criminal activity, how much said presidential candidate knew about it, and how much said presidential candidate involved himself in it.

    But we will.

    Meanwhile, we got to see what happened when a Democrat presidential candidate was caught visiting his fuck buddy and the child they had together.

    But when he emerged alone from an elevator into the hotel basement he was greeted by several reporters from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

    Senior NATIONAL ENQUIRER Reporter Alexander Hitchen asked Edwards why he was visiting Rielle and whether he was ready to confirm that he was the father of her baby.

    Shocked to see a reporter, and without saying anything, Edwards ran up the stairs leading from the hotel basement to the lobby. But, spotting a photographer, he doubled back into the basement. As he emerged from the stairwell, reporter Butterfield questioned him about his hookup with Rielle.

    Edwards did not answer and then ran into a nearby restroom. He stayed inside for about 15 minutes, refusing to answer questions from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER about what he was doing in the hotel. A group of hotel security men eventually escorted him from the men’s room, while preventing the NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporters from following him out of the hotel.

    Said reporter Hitchen: “After we confronted him about seeing Rielle, Edwards looked like a deer caught in headlights!

    And of course, we already witnessed a Democrat presidential candidate cut and run before the 2020 primary voting even got underway.

  91. 91

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:27 am

    @90 “We have yet to see what happens when a Democrat presidential candidate is questioned about his son’s criminal activity, how much said presidential candidate knew about it, and how much said presidential candidate involved himself in it.”

    You do have the tapes, don’t you?

  92. 92

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:28 am

    @ 89

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, please name a publicly attended event in which a Secret Service protectee’s audience was not prohibited from packing heat while attending.

  93. 93

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:30 am

    Senior NATIONAL ENQUIRER Reporter Alexander Hitchen

    LMAO… the corrupt rag that bought off drumpf’s “fuck buddies” over the years.

    Funny that always wrong wingers were crickets over this story..

    and babbled it was made up when confronted.

  94. 94

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:30 am

    Republicans Declare Banning Universal Free School Meals a 2024 Priority
    https://newrepublic.com/post/173668/republicans-declare-banning-universal-free-school-meals-2024-priority
    it is a meal service program reserved for qualifying schools and districts in low-income areas. The program enables schools that predominantly serve children from low-income backgrounds to offer all students free breakfast and lunch, instead of means-testing them and having to manage collecting applications on an individual basis. As with many universal-oriented programs, it is more practically efficient and, as a bonus, lifts all boats. This is what Republicans are looking to eliminate.

    “Tell Poor White Racist Republican voters that you are taking food out of the mouths of Kids of Color, and they will happily let their own kids starve. ”

    Greedy racist incel. Why does your tribe hate children? Do you support banning Universal free school lunches?

  95. 95

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:31 am

    Along with trying to stop schools from giving all their students free meals, the proposed 2024 Republican budget includes efforts to:
    – cut Social Security and Medicare
    – make Trump’s tax cuts for the top 1 percent permanent
    – impose work requirements on “all federal benefit programs,” like food stamps and Medicare
    – extend work requirements on those aged 55–64
    – bring back all of twice-impeached and twice-arrested former President Donald Trump’s deregulations, including the weakening of environmental protection.

  96. 96

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:38 am

    @62. Why? Demand an exception.
    Republicans want everyone armed, to be safe. Trump should be totally safe in that venue with everyone packing. Right? That’s what they are telling everyone else.

  97. 97

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:38 am

    Shorter @ 93

    A president taking a drink

    is equivalent to

    Adultery and fathering of a bastard child while trying to keep it from becoming public.

    It’s not for nothing that Queen YLB is widely known as HA’s dumbest twat.

  98. 98

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:43 am

    A president taking a drink

    A one time blind drunk alcoholic falling off the wagon apparently is just ok

    with its finger on teh nukular trigger and prosecuting two wars abroad while domestically a city is drowning

    to our silliest kreepshit troll evah… yeah.. you right…

  99. 99

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:50 am

    97. Adultery and fathering of a bastard child while trying to keep it from becoming public.
    Which president did that?
    We know which one was the one time blind drunk alcoholic.

  100. 100

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 11:51 am

    Let’s go back to the source:

    A Washington source said: “The sad fact is that he has been sneaking drinks for weeks now. Laura may have only just caught him — but the word is his drinking has been going on for a while in the capital. He’s been in a pressure cooker for months.

    “The war in Iraq, the loss of American lives, has deeply affected him. He takes every soldier’s life personally. It has left him emotionally drained.

    The result is he’s taking drinks here and there, likely in private, to cope. “And now with the worst domestic crisis in his administration over Katrina, you pray his drinking doesn’t go out of control.”…

    It has to be true. I read it in the ENQUIRER…

    AMIRITE???

  101. 101

    Keepin' it Contemporary spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 12:31 pm

    @90

    “John Edwards? Is he the Bass Guitarist for those guys my Gramma listens to? Sirhan Duran or something? Maybe he was a sports guy?”

    “Nah Think he’s the guy from that hospital show that was always on TNT like 24/7 when we were little.”

    Gen Z.

  102. 102

    Robert Kennedy Jr. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 12:39 pm

    While we’re on the subject of philandering politicians, remember when I got busted for Heroin possession at age 30. And the time I cut of the estranged wife’s credit card even though the court ordered me to give her access and then she killed herself?

    Wait, shit…don’t google that, BAN TIK TOK!

  103. 103

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 12:45 pm

    84,
    You know the USDA funds a whole gigantic fucking program of zero down payment, ultra low interest loans that are exclusively for “rural” areas, right? Basically very similar to VA loans. Only applicants “serve” their country by being clay eating, toothless, half-wit fuckwads eager to live in a rural shithole surrounded by pigs. Or, alternatively, they can “serve” their country by being affluent, greedy, racist, conservative-voting recluses whose “lifestyle choices”* won’t tolerate having a neighbor closer than two miles.

    I wouldn’t argue that such loan programs should ever be eliminated entirely. Instead I’d argue they should only be available to teachers, nurses, doctors, home healthcare workers, and foster parents willing to work in a rural shithole surrounded by pigs.

    *Basically torturing and murdering truck-stop whores, or fucking horses.

  104. 104

    Kansas spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 12:55 pm

    We learned nothing from telling the kids they needed to ban abortion

    TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — A new Kansas law requires the state to reverse any previous gender changes in its records for trans people’s birth certificates and driver’s licenses while also preventing such changes going forward, the state’s conservative Republican attorney general declared Monday.

    Attorney General Kris Kobach also said public schools’ records for students must list them as being the gender they were assigned at birth, whether or not teachers and staff recognize their gender identities.

  105. 105

    Why Do We Keep Losing BADLY among the youth? spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 1:46 pm

    Queer Girl music sensation Boygenius performed in Nashville to a sold out crowd before Julien Baker’s home town crowd.

    They took the stage in exagerated Drag Queen dress and Baker got the crowd going, “Today, I’m so grateful for my life, not because I get to stand onstage with my best friends… but because I’m content with the person that I am. I have a lot of anger for the people that have made me feel small, and feel erased. And I’ve found it’s a really powerful and humiliating tool to make those people fuck off. I would like you to scream so loud that Governor Lee can hear you.” The crowd then happily and quite clearly shouted “Fuck Bill Lee” for several minutes.

    Unlike morons on the right, no we won’t be trying to profit off “Let’s go Miss Lee”

    Boygenius is the supergroup of singer/songwriters Phoebe Bridgers, Julien Baker and Lucy Dacus. Now before you go, who?

    Phoebe did SNL and all the late night shows in support of her last album including a sold out show at Marymoor Park for the summer concert series. She also opened the first set of shows for Taylor Swift on the Era’s tour. Their show at the gorge is sold out for next month (27K fans) Oh and she also introduced Taylor Swift at a thing only the youth care about awards show. The kids LOVE her.

    Boygenius had a #1 song with “Not Strong Enough” and this year’s ‘The Album’ peaked at #4.

    You may be saying, who? But every voter under 30 knows.

    https://pitchfork.com/news/boygenius-share-video-for-new-song-not-strong-enough-watch/

  106. 106

    Our voters are dying and we can't find new ones spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 1:53 pm

    “See the problem is the kids today. If we can just keep them from ever ever learning about the gays and the queers and all the homos and the trans then they won’t ever know that some of their friends they’ve known since they were toddlers are gay and still totally decent human beings and then we can get back to winning! We need to make sure they hate as much as we can make them.” GOP Official Platform 2024

    “Our Creator hates PRIDE, and each of us as the creation will be held to account for our choices, eventually. The 7-color natural rainbow is a reminder of His promise to never again enact worldwide judgment by WATER. The next worldwide judgment will be by FIRE.” -Minnesota state Senator Eric Lucero, R-Religious Bigotry

    “Yeah, fuck those guys.” Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z

  107. 107

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 2:00 pm

    RECESSSION? WHERE ARE YOU?

    https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/us-consumer-confidence-jumps-highest-level-early-2022-100410130

  108. 108

    I mean Kucinich wasn't THIS nuts spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 2:01 pm

    Seriously, can you find me an elected Democrat who is as clearly crazy as so many Republicans are about shit that does not exist.

    The Founding Fathers are too woke.

    Joe Donnell SD-01, in a live interview.

    “What the Lord revealed to me is that Mount Rushmore has a direct line to Washington, D.C., and basically as we continue to work in prayer, God was going to break that connection. Because in order to understand the spiritual realm of what we’re facing, and in order for the enemy to do anything, he needs the agreement of human beings. In order to be empowered to do more damage, he needs the agreement of human beings, and oftentimes that comes in the form of an altar, an active altar that acts as a portal for demonic things.”

  109. 109

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 2:03 pm

    An “Independent” freind of mine once said to me that he was afraid that cis gender men would go into a womans room and then if caught use the excuse that he was transgender, while his real motive was to get a peak at some vag.

    I said to him, well if that is the case then he should be mandated to change his license from male to female. That should settle it.

  110. 110

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 2:07 pm

    Do they use “climate change” now, instead, because they can pretend they’re correct, not matter what happens in the future?

    No. It’s because idiots like you can’t comprehend what “Global Warming” really means. If a snowflake should drop from the sky in say July, you would think that the earth is cooling.

    Next. You’ve must have diced and sliced your brain.

  111. 111

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 2:10 pm

    See if you can understand this too.

    It’s called The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus. An STD passed on by the Church, in seek of well groomed Bitches.

    https://www.fingerlakesdailynews.com/local/cayuga/elbridge-man-shoots-wife-in-the-head

    Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD Bitch!

    Ladies, you are allowing this to happen. Your choice to be hooked up and shacked up with such animals.

  112. 112

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 2:13 pm

    gas is still 3.39 in Delaware, like it has been for the last 3-4 months.

    But why does it matter?

  113. 113

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 2:16 pm

    Why do you want to talk about Climate Change?

    Is it because you’d rather forget about The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus and the Violent Mad Animals of Heterosexuals?

    Oh, it’s just a normal fact of life, you say. You say that, oh there are pisons (not subsidised by you?). Just some normalcy you are willing to accept and look the other way.

    What about the child? This 3 week old child! Where are those Mom Fucks for Liberty?

    https://www.syracuse.com/crime/2023/06/upstate-ny-dad-shoots-3-week-old-baby-girl-to-death-with-crossbow-also-injures-wife-deputies-say.html

  114. 114

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 2:24 pm

    Don’t rape me. Don’t rape me. Don’t rape me, said the little bitches to the Heterosexual Neanderthal with the HN Virus.

    https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-convict-wagner-crime-108e410835e4bf27ac3192cd7f945b39

    Animals!

  115. 115

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 3:41 pm

    @92 So if I understand correctly, if it weren’t for the Secret Service, Republicans would happily allow rally attendees to bring guns to their candidates’ campaign rallies? And why not? They’re happy with guns in daycares and elementary schools. They’re all for manufacturers offering pink AR-15s as a sales gimmick to make them more attractive to little girls. And they don’t seem to care when people get shot, even when it’s them.

  116. 116

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 3:43 pm

    @94 They’re hoping poor black parents can’t satisfy the red tape, so poor black kids will go hungry.

  117. 117

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 3:45 pm

    @95 They can’t enact any of that into law. The worst they can do is refuse to pass a budget Democrats will accept, resulting in a government shutdown. Which is just what they’re going to do.

  118. 118

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 4:54 pm

    It’s OK with Greg Abbott if heat kills poor people who can’t afford A/C. More electricity for the rich, and fewer Democrats voting against him.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/27/weather/texas-heat-wave-nighttime-temperatures-climate/index.html

  119. 119

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 6/27/23 at 6:20 pm

    109,
    The most relevant part:

    …he was afraid… to get a peak at some vag.

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