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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/12/23, 8:12 am

I don’t understand how you want to be a civic leader and you don’t even remember how you voted in the last Presidential election. It sure looks like it’s Trump. It sure seems like Olga Sagan voted for Trump and then was too chickenshit to just say it.

Jesus, it would have been less damning if she just admitted to voting for Trump. It defies logic. Just say who you voted for, goodness sake.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected. spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 8:55 am

    We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.

  2. 2

    Nate Silver spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 9:16 am

    Early bad news for Dumbfuck’s boy riding in in a Shetland pony to save the GOP from killing themselves…

    First post indictment poll, 80% of republicans think Trump should run if CONVICTED. (CBS YouGov)

    75% of GOP is considering voting for Trump while 61% say they will.

    But but but, Hillary was 30 to Obama at this point.

    Donald’s lead over DeSantis has swelled to 38

    Here’s where we add that Hillary never had a cult behind her that has zero interest in ANYONE and will likely burn it all down if he’s not the nominee.

  3. 3

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 9:27 am

    Just say who you voted for, goodness sake.

    And if you’re a Democrat US senator, just say whether Fetterman’s a positive or a negative for the nation.

    And if you’re a Democrat US senator, just say whether DiFi’s a positive or a negative for the nation.

    And if either one of them is a negative for the nation, then come out and call for their resignation or, in the alternative, for their impeachment and removal.

  4. 4

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 9:30 am

    @ 2

    Here’s where we add that Hillary never had a cult behind her …

    Just what do you think the pink pussy hats signified?

  5. 5

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 9:33 am

    @ 2, 4

    Donna Brazile begs to differ as well.

    MSNBC “Morning Joe” host Joe Scarborough asked Brazile why Clinton ultimately lost to Donald Trump.

    “It should never have been a close race. So bottom line it for us … Why did they lose? Was it, at the end of the day, arrogance?” Scarborough asked.

    “Yes, Joe,” Brazile said. “It was a cult; I felt like it was a cult. You could not penetrate them.”

  6. 6

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 9:34 am

    Notice that QoS McHillbilly isn’t claiming that Obama didn’t have a cult.

    ’cause he’d be wrong about that, too. So wrong.

  7. 7

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 9:55 am

    Listening to G-clown for awhile has an effect.

    David Weigel
    @daveweigel
    ·
    2h
    New Gallup: 69% of Americans now say trans athletes should only be able to play on teams “that match their birth gender.”

    7-point shift toward that position since 2021. Among Dems, too, from 41% holding that position in 2021 to a 48% today.
    news.gallup.com
    More Say Birth Gender Should Dictate Sports Participation
    Americans are less supportive than two years ago of transgender athletes being allowed to play on sports teams that match their current

    At some point fucked up in the head isn’t worth supporting anymore. Most people understand this.

    G-clown’s type would rather let chicks with dicks continue to rape girls in the girls’ bathroom in public schools.

  8. 8

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 9:57 am

    They’re not Nazis, either.

    Democrat Who Equated Muslims With White Supremacists for Opposing LGBTQ Curriculum Apologizes

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:02 am

    I clicked on YouTube’s video The World I Know by Collective Soul.

    It came with a suicide images warning, which I had to acknowledge before the video would play.

    Pussies.

  10. 10

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:07 am

    The London Times confirms: It was always The Wuhan.

    The institute was engaged in increasingly risky experiments on coronaviruses it gathered from bat caves in southern China. Initially, it made its findings public and argued the associated risks were justified because the work might help science develop vaccines.

    This changed in 2016 after researchers discovered a new type of coronavirus in a mineshaft in Mojiang in Yunnan province where people had died from symptoms similar to Sars.

    Rather than warning the world, the Chinese authorities did not report the fatalities. The viruses found there are now recognised as the only members of Covid-19’s immediate family known to have been in existence pre-pandemic.

    They were transported to the Wuhan institute and the work of its scientists became classified. “The trail of papers starts to go dark,” a US investigator said. “That’s exactly when the classified programme kicked off. My view is that the reason Mojiang was covered up was due to military secrecy related to [the army’s] pursuit of dual use capabilities in virological biological weapons and vaccines.”

    According to the US investigators, the classified programme was to make the mineshaft viruses more infectious to humans.

    Fauci directed US funding to aid the Chinese military in gain-of-function research, then lied his fucking ass off to Rand Paul about it. For this the left made him a hero.

  11. 11

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:11 am

    When the Fever comes, when the Fever come, when the Fever Comes, when the Fever comes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5SvQgwUmBQ

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/12/world/antarctic-deep-ocean-water-shrinking-climate-scn-intl/index.html

  12. 12

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:17 am

    A cult debate?

    Nah. That’s just a semantic distraction intended to take attention away from the fact that the supreme leader of the GOP is a career criminal now destined to spend the end of his days in a federal correctional facility.

    Let’s let his own Attorney General explain it:

    https://youtu.be/-eE7WlC3ArE?t=212

    There’s no credible way to WHADDABOUT this egregiously criminal conduct into the corn field.
    It was terribly wrong to nominate and elect Donald J. Trump to be president. So wrong.
    The GOP gets to live with this forever now.

  13. 13

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:24 am

    G-clown’s type would rather let chicks with dicks continue to rape girls in the girls’ bathroom in public schools.

    Evidence? Any articles? Any clippings?

    Something? Something more than your fantasies?

    The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus – not a fantasy. Real. Alive and well. And probably a few victims last night. Just google it.

  14. 14

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:26 am

    Raping little girls and kids is a Republican thing especially in evangelical circles.

    But like The Fuckhump committing treason, they just don’t care. Now isn’t that special.

  15. 15

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:28 am

    Speaking of which……The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus killed another last night!

    https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/essex/jealous-husband-kills-wifes-lover-then-himself-in-newark-murder-suicide-sources/

    Ladies, you sheep, get a life, call 1-666-YOU-DEAD bitch. Don’t be groomed.

  16. 16

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:30 am

    Here’s another lady who allowed, choose the lifestyle, to be groomed.

    Ladies call 1-666-YOU-DEAD

    Feed me bitch. Wash my clothes!

    https://www.oxygen.com/killer-relationship-with-faith-jenkins/crime-news/john-watson-convicted-murder-wife-everilda

  17. 17

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:51 am

    @ 12

    … the supreme leader of the GOP is a career criminal now destined to spend the end of his days in a federal correctional facility.

    Nah. He’ll be pardoned by the victor of the 2024 presidential election. Who will then pardon Biden.

    In 2016 the supreme leader of the Democrat party was a career-long corrupt grifter who was spared indictment only because Comey’s draft indictment was subject to a couple of word changes by Peter Strzok. While spared indictment, she’s not spared the knowledge that her behavior led directly to the seating of

    Justice Neil Gorsuch

    Justice Brett Kavanaugh

    Justice Amy Coney Barrett

    Some things are worse than prison.

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 11:11 am

    Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett will hold their seats far longer than Donald Trump will be incarcerated.

    #CrookedHillary gave the country a conservative Court for at least the next generation.

    Some things are worse than prison.

  19. 19

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 11:12 am

    Some things are worse than prison.

    President Joe Biden.
    Vice President Kamala Harris.
    Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
    The collapse of the GOP into a violent cult.
    And losing every single election for the rest of his life, watching one swing state after another flip, and knowing as he does that there will be no turning back is worse, for sure.

    It’s absolutely true. He would have been better off if Trump had been re-elected. So much better off. But that isn’t what happened. Trump lost. Trump was beaten. And now he’s going to prison.

  20. 20

    Every woman you know spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 11:38 am

    @4

    Those were about women realizing that less than half the voters but just enough in the right states don’t give a fuck about sexual assault or rape.

    Doubling down on that kind of anti-woman rhetoric and policies cost you a lot in 2022 and it’s got a whole generation or two fighting against you forever.

    Good job on that

  21. 21

    Elon Musk is watching spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 11:41 am

    @13

    His pornhub ‘favorites’.

  22. 22

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 11:46 am

    “…cost you a lot in 2022…”

    Cost him nearly everything since 2017.

    Year after painful year of crushing disappointment as all the pins that had been setup by decades of gerrymandering, voter suppression, and corrupt legislating simply refused to fall. And just as the death rates had begun to go the wrong way. It really was the Flight 93 Election. And now he stands amid the smoking ruins like a raving lunatic survivor demanding that they bring him another bag of nuts.

    I personally find it fun to watch as at each turn it just gets progressively worse for him and he can’t tell anymore.

  23. 23

    Will in Seattle spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 12:50 pm

    Does Draft Kings have a line on whether or not G-mans parents wish they had aborted him?

  24. 24

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:11 pm

    Oh c’mon, Carl. We have SECRET ballots in this country. She’s ENTITLED to keep to herself who she voted for. She didn’t LIE by denying she voted for Trump. And anyway, her presidential vote isn’t relevant to city governance, and voters should evaluate her fitness for City Council based on how she answers questions about local issues. Besides, if she’s a MAGA nutter, it’ll come out, because that’s awfully difficult to hide. The rioting, flagpole throwing, and Trump flags are a dead giveaway.

  25. 25

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:12 pm

    Democrat Who Equated Muslims With White Supremacists for Opposing LGBTQ Curriculum Apologizes

    When you are referring to the White Supremacists you mean the American Taliban? The American Taliban = Muslim Extremists. Remember those Muslims? I think your kind refers to them as Towel Heads.

  26. 26

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:15 pm

    @3 Nowadays, anyone can be a positive simply by not being a Republican.

  27. 27

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:16 pm

    The Wuhan Virus is just a flu, every Republican knows that.

  28. 28

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:17 pm

    Eritrean Biniam Girmay won the first road stage in the Tour de Suisse today. van Aert third after going too early, Sagan fifth.

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:20 pm

    @4 “Just what do you think the pink pussy hats signified?”

    Not a Hillary cult, dumbshit. If you don’t know what something signifies, you should look it up before posting something that makes you look stupid. Here, I’ll help you:

    “The Women’s March was a worldwide protest on January 21, 2017, the day after the inauguration of Donald Trump as US president. It was prompted by Trump’s policy positions and rhetoric, which were considered misogynistic and represented a threat to the rights of women. … According to organizers, the goal was to “send a bold message to our new administration on their first day in office, and to the world that women’s rights are human rights”.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Women%27s_March#Response

    Not a word in there about Hillary. The pink hats were all about Pussygrabber Trump. And you have proved once again that you’re a dumbfuck.

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:22 pm

    The dumbfuck radiology department reject will soon reply to @29 with irrelevant references to GE, 3M, T, etc. etc.; wait for it.

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:24 pm

    @8 Good work. Now do Republicans equating Muslims with terrorists.

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:27 pm

    @9 I’m surprised it didn’t ask you to verify your age, too. Of course, anyone can lie about that. YouTube doesn’t ask for birth certificates.

    This is all CYA. It’s drafted by lawyers to protect You Tube from being sued by PI’s mom for corrupting her minor child. They want to be able to say, “He told us he was 18.”

  33. 33

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:29 pm

    Please release the declasified information to the public. Unredacted!

    No? Why not?

    https://i.imgur.com/owtmvGg.png

  34. 34

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:38 pm

    Jim Jordan is a POS.

    https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2023/06/12/jim-jordan-dana-bash-trump-indictment-classified-documents-sotu-mwrmx-vpx.cnn

  35. 35

    PI's poor mother spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 1:59 pm

    @32 I can sue YouTube because of my worthless son?? Oh, wait. I just reread your comment. Damn.

  36. 36

    Independent Voters spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 2:35 pm

    So just curious, does news footage showing up in a campaign ad of white people waving Nazi flags and DeSantis flags outside an entrance to Disneyland help or hurt his candidacy?

    Actually trick question. Helps him a lot in a GOP Primary.

    Hurts a lot if he makes it to the General election.

    (Voiceover) If American Nazis support Ron DeSantis to run the United States of America, why would anyone else support him?

  37. 37

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 2:40 pm

    @36 independent voters is a fallacy.

  38. 38

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 2:44 pm

    Heterosexual Neanderthals have really fucked up this Country and this world.

    Every CEO should care but they don’t.

  39. 39

    Real News spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 4:40 pm

    She was smart. She got rid of him before he got rid of her and the kids and Fifi.

    Heterosexual Neanderthals just having a wayyyyyyyy wayyyyyyy wayyyyyyyy too tooo often typical day.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/utah-woman-accused-killing-husband-writing-grief-book-searched-lethal-rcna88821

    And they looked so happy, having the time of their lives, fuck the parenting, who wanted those kids anyways.

    Taxpayers and society pays for their bullshit. Broken families, if still alive. The Bible! The Bible! Though shall not……….The Bible! Wahhhhhh wahhhhhh The Bible. Tricitious 34:6:6!

  40. 40

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 5:24 pm

    Trump raised $170 million after his loss in Nov of 2020 off his Stop the Steal fraud. The following January he tried negotiating the estimated $3 million in fees for his impeachment trial defense team including experts, consultants and prep down less than a third. So a week before the Senate trial they quit.

    But we are left to puzzle why he still can’t find qualified criminal defense attorneys to represent him. It looks like he will appear for his arraignment tomorrow represented by an insurance attorney. 😁

    I want him to get a fair trial represented by a good attorney before a neutral judge and be convicted by a Republican jury.

  41. 41

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 5:59 pm

    Federal prosecutors with lots of experience with the guidelines are saying that, convicted on all counts, the likely range for sentencing will be something like 17-21 years.

    Then he’ll flee to Saudi Arabia.

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 6:04 pm

    @41 Why not Russia? And get Russki citizenship like Snowden? He’s over their draft age.

  43. 43

    Waltine spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 6:08 pm

    I know I’m not a chic with a dick.

  44. 44

    PI’s Grandad spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 6:11 pm

    35 – When are you going to repay that money we used to get you off of the drug charge in Snohomish County, you welching whore? You’ve been an economic leech your whole life, you dumb bitch!

    You can criticize PI if you want, but PI is richer than any of you will ever be. It’s PI’s mom that’s the fucking disaster.

  45. 45

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 6:39 pm

    I dunno. I just find it hard to believe that someone who speaks as cautiously as does Joe Biden – who once compared his IQ to a voter’s, while on camera during his first campaign – would let himself be caught Abscam-style on audio recordings discussing bribes to his family and to himself.

    And I find it similarly hard to believe that someone as congenitally cautious as Hunter Biden would find himself recorded doing anything that wasn’t what we would want our betters to do for the nation they so dearly cherish.

    It’s just not possible that Chuck Grassley has already heard those audio recordings.

    Is it?

  46. 46

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 6:40 pm

    There’s always a “Big Guy”.

    Always.

  47. 47

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 6:50 pm

    At minimum this is premature. More likely it’s an own-goal by the GOP.

    GOP Rep. Ogles introduces impeachment articles against Biden, Harris

  48. 48

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 8:12 pm

    32)Som of my game apps like SimCity are asking for age verification’ now.

  49. 49

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 8:25 pm

    It’s just not possible that Chuck Grassley has already heard those audio recordings.

    The 89 year old who is off its rocker?

    “We are not interested in whether the allegations against Vice President Biden are accurate or not.”

    https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1664259158122676224

    I dunno. I just find it hard

    Grassley, krazy old koot, seems have just a little more of its marbles than the unhinged kreepshit of widbee, starving for a tax cut.

  50. 50

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 8:28 pm

    There’s always a “Big Guy”.

    Always.

    heh.. sez the “little buddy” of widbee..

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 9:49 pm

    @45 “It’s just not possible that Chuck Grassley has already heard those audio recordings. Is it?”

    Possible, but unlikely. This is what Grassley has:

    “According to Grassley, the foreign national in question has possession of 15 audio tapes of phone calls between himself and Hunter Biden and two audio recordings of conversations with then-Vice President Joe Biden.”

    https://www.newsweek.com/chuck-grassley-teases-damning-audio-recordings-biden-1806139

    In court, it’s called double hearsay, which isn’t exactly the same thing as, say, Trump incriminating himself in front of TV cameras.

    Grassley reminds me of this guy.

  52. 52

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/12/23 at 10:27 pm

    Team Treason is planning a scorched earth trial defense, intending to directly attack the trial prosecutors, the Special Counsel, the grand jury, the DOJ, the Attorney General, their past associations, and their families.

    And for some reason no qualified criminal trial attorneys are interested?

  53. 53

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 1:00 am

    @52 It occurs to me the night before arraignment isn’t a great time to still be shopping for a defense attorney.

  54. 54

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:05 am

    He looks like a child molester too. One of Bob’s Friend (OBF).

    https://apnews.com/article/mississippi-state-senator-dui-669c53cd05fd1c3516fe495f97062fae?utm_source=ForYou&utm_medium=HomePage&utm_id=Taboola

  55. 55

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:12 am

    A man with conviction. A real man and not a sheep.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/garth-brooks-addresses-stir-saying-bar-will-serve-bud-light-rcna88989

    If you’re an a–hole, there are plenty of other places on Lower Broadway to go,” he continued.

    Not just a–holes, but proud snowflake a–holes.

  56. 56

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:22 am

    These Indians really trying to give American Heterosexual Neanderthals a run for their money.

    The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus lurks in India. Why? Because of the Grooming that Indians cling to like American Heterosexual Neanderthal men.

    https://www.ndtv.com/cities/rajasthan-man-kills-wife-with-axe-jumps-in-pond-with-son-cops-4112972

    Ladies! Do yourselves a favor. Don’t be groomed! You’re a dumb bitch for allowing yourself to let some neanderthal fuck try to fuck you and then kill you.

    You tell him to wash your dishes. You tell him to wash your clothes. You tell him to cook you dinner. And all you pretty ones that think your good looks will keep you safe……not! You dead bitch.

    Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD. The tip line on how to keep you from being killed by your Sanctimonious Lover. The Church aint fucking helping you, they only got you into this mess.

    Stop costing the American taxpayer hard earned slaved over money.

  57. 57

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:25 am

    This one got the two brothers-in-law…..at least those two guys wives are safe now.

    This one actually proobably helped saved some lives.

    https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/haryana/triple-murder-man-kills-wife-two-brothers-in-law-in-hisar-516288

    The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus on a rampage.

  58. 58

    Waltine spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:26 am

    Did anyone see my bra and panites?

  59. 59

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:29 am

    Daughter scared for life because you let some man groom you.

    https://abc13.com/woman-killed-in-front-of-daughter-houston-man-allegedly-kills-wife-thomas-wilson-alexander-charged-bentworth-drive-apartment-shooting/13373618/

    Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

    Ladies! You aren’t too smart. You are grown woman letting these men groom you. You bitches, bitches. Get smart. You are half the problem. You are not the victim, when you let them do this to you.

    Hey de Plane, boss, de plane! Bridges catching on fire and collapsing, boss.

  60. 60

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:32 am

    Heres one from Lebanon! Babkas!

    The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus (STD) perpetrated by Marjorie Taylor Yellow Face and that Boebert hoe.

    For them two there is no number to call, just suffocate yourself you two pigs.

    https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20230609-lebanese-man-kills-wife-mother-in-law-then-commits-suicide/

  61. 61

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:37 am

    Every woman thinks their man is not that man. But one day they wake up and Bam, they are dead.

    They chose this lifestyle. Society accepts this lifestyle and doesn’t disapprove.

    The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus is here to stay and never going away. It is here, it is Apeish, and we love it!

  62. 62

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:39 am

    Key words here – “the girl”

    Hubba, Hubba, Hubba! Delicious! Stamp of approval! No chic with a dick!

    https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article270386167.html

  63. 63

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:41 am

    We get our shit from Mexico! Them little jumping beans are good to us! MAGA!

    https://www.christianpost.com/news/pastor-son-arrested-for-turning-church-into-drug-house.html

  64. 64

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:45 am

    https://www.wsmv.com/2023/04/19/church-members-shock-about-pastors-arrest-child-sex-charges/

    “It’s very shocking because we don’t know where we can have our kids safe, and we don’t know people as well as we thought we did,” Leddy said.

    Try a Drag Queen Book reading next time, that’s where they’ll be safe.

    “Oh, my goodness. Are children safe anywhere?” Debby Leddy, a church member who lives near the church, said.

    They’re not even safe in their own home, with the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus lurking about. Man wake up, you dumb bitch. You chose to put your kids in unsafe spots and be groomed, own it. Be a good parent next time.

  65. 65

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:49 am

    Fucking Heterosexual Neanderthals – we must protect the fetus! We are pro life….but we flip flop to pro death very quickly, so sorry. Praise the Lord!

    https://www.wsmv.com/2023/05/23/father-dies-assault-over-middle-school-fight-family-says/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=organicclicks

    Happy White Heterosexual Pride! We celebrate 12 months of the year of killing Heterosexual on Heterosexual crime!

  66. 66

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 5:08 am

    https://apnews.com/article/denver-shooting-nuggets-suspect-ee4869abf1afee855565f1c517bfae1f

    “As far as what led up to this altercation that resulted in the shots being fired, that’s still under investigation at this time,” police spokesperson Doug Schepman said. “It did occur in the area where we had largest gathering of folks celebrating during the night.”

    Is easy to determine – Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

  67. 67

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 5:13 am

    Check out the picture – if it doesn’t change.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/denver-shooting-nuggets-celebrations-market-street-rcna89001

    Ohhhh, the children…..close your eyes! Tits be flying!

    Bunch of Heterosexual Neanderthals causing violence and wasting taxpayers money.

    “Police said a “complex investigation” was underway following the shooting, which unfolded in the 2000 block of Market Street.”

    Oh stop wasting your time, go catch someone with The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus. Or maybe just let them kill each other, probably better.

    The bridge! The Bridge! It collapsed!

    “This is a developing story. Please check back for updates.”

    Nahh, just wait till tommorrow, another Heterosexual Neanderthal murder will happen. Move on.

  68. 68

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 5:31 am

    This woman is so upset because no guy wants to fuck her.

    https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/06/marjorie-taylor-greene-seethes-at-dc-pride-for-keeping-her-up-its-todays-sodom-gomorrah/

    What do you expect your a pig and it smells really bad between your legs.

  69. 69

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 5:42 am

    FUCK! Where is that Recession!?

    https://democraticunderground.com/10143087478

  70. 70

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 7:16 am

    More Heterosexual disease spreading.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/fungal-meningitis-outbreak-linked-cosmetic-clinics-mexico-kills-four-rcna88823

  71. 71

    Chuck "Precedent of lies" Grassley spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 7:54 am

    It’s just not possible that Chuck Grassley has already heard those audio recordings.

    It’s also possible that I have a board mix of the death rattle of Jerry Garcia on DAT that I traded for my Soldier Field ’83, Warfiled ’72 and a copy of the only known recording of the Ken Kesey party where they played their first show on gold plated CD.

  72. 72

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 8:16 am

    With this morning’s gain in TSLA shares I’m up $100/share in just six months.

    Say, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, how is your repurchase of 3M doing these days?

  73. 73

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 8:17 am

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wishes for everyone to know that TSLA doesn’t pay a dividend, and 3M does.

  74. 74

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 8:49 am

    Between share price gains and collected option premiums my short-term gains on TSLA are enough to pay for a Tesla Model 3.

    Despite his unrelenting losses in his 3M investments, his 3M dividend payments have earned Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit enough to purchase a case of Depends.

    “Millionaire.”

  75. 75

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 9:00 am

    I think this explains G-clown, who also was gang-raped while in Egypt.

    Josh Kraushaar
    @JoshKraushaar
    Lara Logan’s Break With Reality – The Atlantic
    theatlantic.com
    A Star Reporter’s Break With Reality
    Lara Logan was once a respected “60 Minutes” correspondent. Now she trades in conspiracy theories that even far-right media disavow. What happened?
    7:31 PM · Jun 12, 2023

  76. 76

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 9:00 am

    @72 have you realized any of those gains yet?

    Don’t time it the wrong way.

  77. 77

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 9:03 am

    @75 insipid, and as always noting ever factual and/or right in any way.

  78. 78

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 9:05 am

    @ 51

    In court, it’s called double hearsay, which isn’t exactly the same thing as, say, Trump incriminating himself in front of TV cameras.

    Fine. But a president heard on a call reported by Eric Ciaramella to Vindman to Schiff was enough to impeach Trump. And recordings of that call weren’t played in public.

    What happens when plain ol’ Americans hear Biden’s voice agreeing to a $5 million payment, and digital voice analysis confirms it’s really Biden?

  79. 79

    The Deep State spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 9:17 am

    78 – Nothing is going to happen to Joe Biden. We’re here to make sure of that. Our task is to get rid of Trump, by hook or by crook, and insure Joe wins in 2024. Like the old Union Pacific ad used to say, ”We can handle it!”

  80. 80

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 9:21 am

    @ 76

    @72 have you realized any of those gains yet?

    Some of the options contracts, yes. Having someone hand you money at the beginning of a contract, and then watching said contract expire worthless, is a wonderful thing.

    One very useful options play is this:

    • Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit announces he bought shares of X company at Y price.
    • I sell a naked put of X company at a 20% discount to Y price, expiration 4-6 months out.
    • When the contract expires, I do it again at a 20% discount to the prevailing Y price, expiration 4-6 months out. Repeat.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is a demonstrated loser investor, but his losses typically occur at a rate of 20-30%/year, or 10-15% every six months. So I build in an extra 5% cushion on top of that with the option sale.

    It’s free money. Here’s the irony: You can become a millionaire playing the market off of Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s false representation of himself as a millionaire investor.

    My Notadumbfuck Investment Method isn’t just a joke. I use it. I use it on Citigroup and AT&T, and I use it on Generac. Over the past couple of years, taking advantage of Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s publicly announced investment missteps has led me to a FIVE! FIGURE! GAIN! I would never have thought to invest in Generac but playing the options will net me $2600 in August and another $3000 in November, without actually owning GNRC shares. All because Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit mentioned it.

  81. 81

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 9:31 am

    A Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit Notadumbfuck Investment Method example:

    A couple of years ago he bought Citigroup for around $68. It’s now trading at around $49.

    Sell 10 contracts of January 2024 puts of Citigroup with a strike price of $42.5. You’ll be paid $1600, up front.

    Watch what happens.

  82. 82

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 9:55 am

    Teachers who belong to this union are POS.

    Americans for Public Trust
    @apublictrust
    ·
    .@RepBradWenstrup: “Did the AFT provide suggested edits to the CDC’s February 2021 school opening guidance, including a trigger to automatically close schools that, if implemented, would have kept more schools closed and kids out of the classroom?”

    @CDCDirector Walensky: “Yes.”

    8:27 AM · Jun 13, 2023

    With what we’re learning about The Wuhan’s origins, school closures, and vaccines, by election time next year neither Fauci nor Weingarten will be permitted anywhere near a Democrat campaign.

  83. 83

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 9:58 am

    For years Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit lied about getting rich at the expense of Rethuglican investors.

    The demonstrated reality is that my wealth has grown at Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s expense.

    It’s been quite fun, watching his claims to be a millionaire repeatedly proven false by reality, all while at the same time, Ka-ching!

  84. 84

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 10:08 am

    But done on Hunter Biden’s lap, it’s just another day spelled with a Y at the end.

    The White House has banned trans influencer Rose Montoya after she flashed her breasts at President Biden’s pride party — blasting the stunt as “inappropriate and disrespectful.”

    Montoya, 27, was barred from the Executive Mansion on Tuesday, as footage went viral of her pulling her shirt and cupping her breasts moments after meeting President Biden on the South Lawn at a Pride party Saturday.

    In a statement to The Post on Tuesday, a White House spokesperson said she flouted basic etiquette and is now persona non grata at future events.

    “This behavior is inappropriate and disrespectful for any event at the White House,” the flack said.

    Upon seeing her breasts, the president asked if that was where the ice cream came from.

  85. 85

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 10:35 am

    @83 “The demonstrated reality is that my wealth has grown at Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s expense.”

    Doctor Dumbfuck is now a 1023 form.

  86. 86

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 10:38 am

    Speaking of which Matt Gaetz says he personally “debriefed” the as-yet-unnamed FBI whistleblower, and now “the important work ahead” is “to look for these 17 audio recordings that I knew were alleged to have existed.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-biden-allegation/

    I wonder why he doesn’t ask Grassley what’s in them?

  87. 87

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 10:40 am

    @80 The cheapskate won’t even pay me a finder’s fee for a stock that’s up 13.2% in the last 2 weeks.

  88. 88

    Real News spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 11:04 am

    Heterosexual Neanderthal Thugs whom we can believe in!

    https://nypost.com/2023/03/20/video-shows-man-woman-brutally-attack-neighbor-over-nyc-parking-dispute/?dicbo=v2-MzVeoG3

  89. 89

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 11:22 am

    @ 87

    Tesla (TSLA) shares are poised to extend the company’s record winning streak of 13 ‘up’ days in a row. In that time, shares have risen 41%, adding further gains to an already big year for Tesla shareholders.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-stock-poised-to-extend-record-streak-to-13-sessions-162937605.html

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit invested instead in utility stocks like AT&T. Remember how happy he was when he enjoyed a one-day paper gain of 6% on his AT&T shares? They have since fallen 15%.

    A 41% gain in 13 trading days is pretty good, no? Had Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit invested instead in TSLA shares he wouldn’t be begging

    …pay me a finder’s fee…

    for crumbs.

    Know who else doesn’t have to beg for crumbs? Real millionaires don’t.

  90. 90

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 11:32 am

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit invested his precious few shillings into a company that doesn’t pay its bills.

    According to the filed lawsuits, Generac forecasted sales and then directed Spartronics to order materials from suppliers in advance to meet those forecasts. However, when projected sales failed to materialize into actual sales, Spartronics claims Generac refused to pay the bills for what turned out to be excess inventory, leaving Spartronics owing its own supplier network tens of millions of dollars for the ordered materials.

    The initial lawsuits were filed in Allegheny County Superior Court in Pittsburgh, Penn., and the United States District Court for the Middle District of Pennsylvania in Scranton, Penn. Each lawsuit asks the Court to order Generac to pay amounts owed to a supplier from whom Spartronics ordered and procured materials and products for Generac. Additional lawsuits are expected in an attempt to recover additional costs the company said were incurred through nearly 100 different parts suppliers.

  91. 91

    Charles Schwab spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 12:03 pm

    @72

    All of that contradicts what you’ve been saying all along as your strike price.

    Congratulations on breaking even after sweating it out for a year and a half.

  92. 92

    Like LITERALLY the worst PI the GOP could have hired spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 12:13 pm

    @78

    What happens when the tapes prove to not exist?

    Like the “witness” who they can’t find but we “assure you his information is very credible.” What happens when all the Whistleblowers turn out to be paid by Trump, INC?

    What happens when we found out the whistleblowers brought to the attention of the committee by Grassley himself learn they could someday be charged so they….disappeared?

    What happens when the 1023 form which is specifically used for “allegations” and not evidence that Grassley is rolling around citing as proof because….he’s an 84 year old is just that….allegations.

    He’ll pretty soon be trying to get the FBI subpoenaed to produce alleged evidence they have never had in their possession becuase it is…..alleged.

  93. 93

    Like LITERALLY the worst PI the GOP could have hired spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 12:13 pm

    @78

    What happens when the tapes prove to not exist?

    Like the “witness” who they can’t find but we “assure you his information is very credible.” What happens when all the Whistleblowers turn out to be paid by Trump, INC?

    What happens when we found out the whistleblowers brought to the attention of the committee by Grassley himself learn they could someday be charged so they….disappeared?

    What happens when the 1023 form which is specifically used for “allegations” and not evidence that Grassley is rolling around citing as proof because….he’s an 84 year old is just that….allegations.

    He’ll pretty soon be trying to get the FBI subpoenaed to produce alleged evidence they have never had in their possession becuase it is…..alleged.

  94. 94

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 12:27 pm

    @ 91

    All of that contradicts what you’ve been saying all along as your strike price.

    Feel free to disbelieve. Feel free to believe that #CrookedHillary didn’t really lose in 2016, while you’re at it.

  95. 95

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 1:49 pm

    Feel free to disbelieve.

    I reached that determination years ago when this pathetic humiliated fucktard was still pleading for us to believe that he didn’t vote for Trump.

  96. 96

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 1:52 pm

    Trump has now been booked and arraigned more times than he’s won an election.

    #quality

  97. 97

    I hold in my hand the names of communists spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 2:02 pm

    As a much younger Senator not staring death into the eyes and knowing that he’ll need to run again…

    Comer is admitting that they have nothing.

    When asked on a very right wing media show about the alleged tapes,

    COMER: We don’t know if they’re legit or not

    Comer also accused the FBI Tuesday of not investigating these claims. Except the FBI did: The bureau, alongside a U.S. attorney appointed by then-President Donald Trump, reviewed the bribery accusation when it was made in 2020 and found it to be unsubstantiated.

    (I/We/The GOP” aren’t interested in whether or not the accusations against Vice President Biden are accurate or not.” – Chuck Grassley

  98. 98

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 2:03 pm

    Indeed. See @ 96.

    James Oliphant
    @jamesoliphant
    ·
    1h
    Cable news is having a tough time dramatizing an event that took place in a closed courtroom and produced little in way of protest.

  99. 99

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 2:13 pm

    @ 97

    Comer is admitting that they have nothing.

    Two weeks ago Wray wasn’t even admitting the 1023 form exists.

    I can wait.

  100. 100

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 2:15 pm

    Nevada GOP Chair was hauled before the J6 grand jury again today along with an RNC National Commiteeman also from Nevada. Both had previously attempted to defraud the US government by posing as fake electors.

  101. 101

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:09 pm

    J. D. Vance is acting like a hillbilly.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4048102-gop-senator-will-block-bidens-justice-department-nominees-to-protest-trump-indictment/

  102. 102

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:15 pm

    @90 And to think that a mere few posts ago he was bragging about betting on Generac …

  103. 103

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 6/13/23 at 3:17 pm

    @94 “Feel free to believe that #CrookedHillary didn’t really lose in 2016, while you’re at it.”

    Did somebody here claim she didn’t? I think you’re confusing us with, oh, three-fourths of Republicans.

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