Vaccines are the best invention ever. Ever. I know I keep harping on you to get vaccinated or boosted for COVID-19.
But also, am I glad I got my MMR as a kid. Because whoo boy. I was in one of the places the person with measles went this weekend. Instead of an oh shit situation, it’s fine.
Tim Scott 2024 spews:
Noun, Verb, THE LEFT!
After years of “paying my dues” on a city council, only getting out of it with a 10 commandments stunt – that’s my ticket to the top!
Oh and btw, I AM BLACK..
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
1,
Great news, bro!
A desperately lonely, hermitic day trader living in a damp, mossy prepper compound on an island in Puget Sound is now officially behind your campaign.
The more complex news is that he’s conceding the 24 race to Biden and pinning his ambitions on you emerging as the early favorite for GOP 2028, which is five years away.
The suspense will be… bearable. Very, very bearable.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
We are well on-track by my calculations.
The Shit-lord Crybaby has already begun hedging away from Fat Midget. Time alone will tell what other shifts are in store, before the tedious inevitability of Trump sets in once again – right about April of next year.
Marjorie Taylor Green (R) Trailer spews:
“…which is five years away.”
I’m sure I’ll get much better at this junk by then.
Kevin McCarthy spews:
“…which is five years away.”
I hope to be dead by then.
Clarence Thomas spews:
“…which is five years away.”
I will be dead by then.
Donald J. Trump, 2028 spews:
“I will be dead by then.”
I won’t be.
Vicious Troll spews:
Say why don’t his handlers permit my corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president to hold press conferences?
TRANSCRIPT:
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
Can’t get the media to show up.
They are too busy following major Republican political leaders around with a barf bucket.
https://twitter.com/RepStickland/status/1660097724111306754
Solving the world’s problems, saving the economy from Republican vandalism, and restoring NATO in Trump’s wake just aren’t sexy stories compared to GOP DEATH CARS mowing down peaceful kids parading for justice, Republican Associate Justices caught with Federalist Society dicks in his mouth, or the ongoing toll of criminal indictments and convictions.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Stone tools were the best invention ever. Vaccines are nice, but homo sapiens would still be living in trees if they had never advanced to toolmaking. As for us rabbits, teeth and claws are the only tools we need and we’re immune to your fucking measles.
We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected. spews:
We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@11 You mean Putin would be better off if Trump had been re-elected.
Roger Rabbit spews:
I don’t think Larry Ellison should necessarily choose our next president. I think he should get one vote like the rest of us.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/22/larry-ellison-tim-scott-presidential-campaign.html
Roger Rabbit spews:
Calling the Border Patrol for help with migrants trespassing on his property was the biggest mistake this Native American ever made.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/border-patrol-agents-fatally-shoot-tribal-member-arizona-rcna85608
Roger Rabbit spews:
Jeff Bezos signs up for his next alimony settlement.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12111649/She-said-YES-Jeff-Bezos-Lauren-Sanchez-engaged-GINORMOUS-diamond-seal-deal.html
Common Sense spews:
13 The Deep State shouldn’t choose our next president either.
CBP - Trump Issued The Go Code! spews:
Brown guy with a gun-like object in his hand.
This is what we do.
Common Sense spews:
The Deep State shouldn’t choose our next president using
– Their diabolical control of FOX News;
– Audaciously launching an investigation into a political campaign that openly brags to Five Eyes diplomats that they are employing Russian spies;
– Disney plots to make voters gay;
– Occult rituals performed in seventh dimension pizza basement dungeons;
– Profoundly confusing tranny porn;
– Hidden space lasers that alter ballots;
– Stable, warm, religious family households with two Dads;
– Fluoridation.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
“I don’t think Larry Ellison should necessarily choose our next president.”
I don’t have any problem with this.
If each of the GOP’s favorite billionaires chooses to back their own very special Sparkle Pony candidate for the GOP nomination that only helps clear the way for Trump to win it. The donor support is not coalescing around Fat Midget, which is what he was counting on happening. A crowded field with Trump pulling down 40% and six other assholes each bubbling between 5 and 15% leaves Trump winning a big majority of delegates early.
Guys like Ellison will pull their money once they see that happening. And even if at that relatively late point in the contest they decide to line up behind a single challenger to Trump (like Fat Midget) it will still be too late.
There’s a good chance Ellison is moving to back Scott the same way the Shit-lord Crybaby has moved over. He probably figures it’s too late for Fat Midget, and thus too late for the GOP in 2024. They want to send an early signal five years into the future.
Debt Ceiling Negotiations spews:
GOP “We want to freeze spending levels”
Democrats “Ok we’ll do that at 2023 levels.”
GOP “We want to freeze spending levels AND raise the work requirement for benefits.”
Democrats “Wait, what happened to just freezing spending.”
GOP “We want to freeze spending levels AND raise the work requirement for benefits AND claw back all the IRS funding for enforcement AND Marge over there is saying we need to chain down the wimin’ once they get preggers.”
Democrats – “Okey Dokey…so it’s the 14th amendment then?
Roger Rabbit spews:
@16 I’m for the majority of voters choosing our presidents. And allowing every citizen to vote, even if they’re a college student or black person. How about you?
Roger Rabbit spews:
Tim Scott, the Doctor Dumbfuck-endorsed candidate, today launched his presidential campaign with a Dean scream and mic malfunction.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@20 The latest update I read says Republicans are insisting on a Biden total cave-in with nothing in return. So yeah, looks like it’ll be 14A.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
Mississippi working single mom applying to get nutritional assistance for the four kids the state forced her to have: “So here’s my last four ADP stubs, my Kronos records showing all my punches, and a sworn affidavit from the HR company my employer contracts with. I used up all my PTO to make all the phone calls and in-person visits this required. I had to trade shifts for a month to be able to make this appointment with you.”
Mississippi “Welfare” private benefits contractor: “What the fuck do you expect me to do with all this?
I’m a goddamn volleyball coach!“
Roger Rabbit spews:
McCarthy’s post-meeting briefing: “I think we both agree we want to be able to come to an agreement,” he said. “We both agree on the areas that we know there’s disagreement on.” Namely, everything.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) signed a red flag law Monday meant to keep guns away from those who may harm themselves or others … as some sheriffs in the state have voiced their opposition to the law and have threatened to not enforce it.”
https://thehill.com/homenews/4015969-whitmer-signs-michigans-red-flag-law-ag-calls-out-defiant-sheriffs/
Whitmer should take a page from DeSantis’ playbook by suspending those sheriffs. What’s good for the goose, is good for the gander.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Speaking of red flags, here’s another one waving around Candidate DeSantis:
“Numerous police officers lured to new jobs in Florida with cash from Governor Ron DeSantis’s flagship law enforcement relocation program have histories of excessive violence or have been arrested for crimes including kidnapping and murder since signing up, a study of state documents has found.”
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/22/ron-desantis-police-relocation-violent-records
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
I don’t think she should.
Democrats should continue to separate the authority of the elected offices they win from the politics required to win it. Biden didn’t fire Durham. He let him go on and make a fucking ass of himself. Unless there is a very compelling public interest purpose in removing such an official, going way beyond optics and symbols, then that kind of authority should be limited.
Authoritarianism is what Republicans do. We won’t defeat fascism by becoming fascists.
Larry McCarthy spews:
@27
One of them is named Willis Norton, another is William Corton and a third is Wille Porton.
It’s only a matter of time until DeFascist gets asked why one of these known violent cops was put on the street to kill an unarmed black kid for standing his ground with a bag of skittles.
Florida, man.
Constitutional District Attorney's Association spews:
@28
The day someone Barney Fife was given a lawful court order to remove the weapons from their possession offs their ex they can be charged as an accessory to murder and gross criminal negligence.
Novel approach but no reason why it can’t keep a rotten apple out of the root system of the tree.
Emotional Females and the people who love them spews:
We’re going to print hundreds of these stories between now and November 11/5/2024.
Just so you’re aware.
Couple hundred thousand dead republican seniors since 2020, couple hundred thousand Gen Z turning 18 and a couple hundred thousand women who now know someone who nearly or did die because medical science doesn’t matter anymore and boom…Texas is Blue.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
Iger said that Disney is planning $17 billion worth of investments in Walt Disney World over the next 10 years. Iger also said that 13,000 new jobs would be created by the investment.
Or not. 😀👍👍👍🤡
Kari Lake spews:
But the signatures weren’t forensically inspected by my team of handwriting experts…:
I will shake my fist until I turn blue before I accept that I lost.
I demand a recount. Swear me in. I won.
Fake judge.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Another perk of living in Florida, besides all-white communities, book-free libraries, and teacherless schools, is homeowners insurance that doesn’t cover damaged homes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodNQb7zaQQ
Roger Rabbit spews:
Interesting debt limit article. Forbes predicts small business owners will call the shots on the GOP side, and a default isn’t in their interests.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/howardgleckman/2023/05/09/if-the-us-avoids-a-debt-ceiling-disaster-you-may-want-to-thank-main-street-not-wall-street/?sh=46a8de6c48d6
Ggeeee Money spews:
They could probably lower the Deficit and National Debt bigly, and meeeeeaaannn huuuuuugee by riding the world of Heterosexual Neanderthals.
https://www.ketv.com/article/omaha-man-arrested-deadly-crash-wife-killed/43965741#
Gggggeeeee Money spews:
The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus doesn’t sleep. This wayyyyyyy wayyyyyy wayayayayayayaaa to often occurrence of the Heterosexual Neanderthal virus is occuring to frequent and nobody is noticiing. All they notice are the sluttty books, and those racist books that have negoes in them.
https://people.com/crime/utah-man-murder-wife-in-laws-salt-lake-city/
Gggeeeee Money spews:
People make bad decisions……live in New Jersey and then relocate to the wasteland shithole of Florida.
I don’t see Bob flying out there.
Heterosexual Neanderthal action – move to Florida and then complain. The cost of living aint so cheap when you can’t fix your home due to mother nature damage. I mean move to a State where there are neighborhoods completely damaged on an annual basis due to it’s location, what you going to expect a Nobel Peace Prize of Superior Unintelligence? Sound liek a Heterosexual Neanderthal to you?
Ggeeeee Money spews:
Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus Hotline for tips on how to die a more appropriate death.
https://www.oxygen.com/accident-suicide-or-murder/james-bidwell-killed-kristen-wagner-why-case-explainer
Vicious Troll spews:
You may refer to this subset as “Deplorables”.
‘There is a subset of American consumers who will not drink a Bud Light for the foreseeable future.’ Anheuser-Busch InBev’s U.S. profits may tumble, JPMorgan says
A rare example of a boycott over politics actually working.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 35
Interesting debt limit article. Forbes predicts small business owners will call the shots on the GOP side, and a default isn’t in their interests.
Depending on Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s interest at any given time, the GOP is either beholden to massive multinational corporations, or the GOP is beholden to the little family-run shop around the corner.
The stupid fuck doesn’t even realize he’s doing it.
"Those" Voters spews:
Damn. The stock price of a $52 billion global corporate titan based in Belgium (Leopold’s Ghost!) may fall a bit – thus convincing global, titanic mega corporations to stay out of direct political advocacy to consumers.
(sips his lightly carbonated, third-wave, craft brewed farmhouse ale infused with just a hint of gym sock, while gazing into the middle distance lost in thought)
Oh. The Drag Queen Story Hour is about to start. I better put my phone down.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 21
@16 I’m for the majority of voters choosing our presidents. And allowing every citizen to vote, even if they’re a college student or black person. How about you?
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wants 3 year-olds to be able to vote. He wants to grow the wearing-diapers electorate beyond merely old people like himself.
I’m for choosing a president in accordance with our US Constitution. How’s that NPV workin’ out for all y’all?
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 42
It’s time. BUD has fallen far enough. Today I sold long-dated puts at a strike price of $55.
Nearly $5k in my pocket, I probably won’t have to own the shares, and I definitely won’t ever have to drink that swill.
Meanwhile, Queen YLB’s fucked kids will have to make extra money washing bar glassware at Applebee’s.
Kari Lake, GOP VP 2024 spews:
Reality is FAKE!
Vicious Troll spews:
In late January, after Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit crowed about a one-day, 6% bump in AT&T share price that pushed them near $19, I wrote:
Right now TSLA shares are trading above $190, and Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s mighty AT&T has fallen nearly into the $15s.
Oh. I also wrote:
Batting 1.000 with that spew.
Vicious Troll spews:
Regarding 2024, #CrookedHillary has told the DNC pretty much the same thing.
Vicious Troll spews:
A Food & Wine Top 10 restaurant is taken down by unionization efforts.
MAY 22, 6:06 PM
Chef Kevin Tien’s Moon Rabbit Restaurant To Close Its Doors Amid Union Push
Say it with me, HA libbies:
Vicious Troll spews:
My other son was a lawyer in the Navy. We lost him to whores, meth, and crack cocaine.
Gee. I wonder why the White House didn’t release a transcript of Biden’s lie this time.
Vicious Troll spews:
#CrookedHillary tells the world that Biden’s age is definitely a consideration as Reuters releases an Oval Office photo that confirms she’s correct.
Common Sense spews:
18
The Deep State and Fox are enemies. As for the rest, it has been proven wrong by the Durham Report and the recent FBI whistleblowers testifying before the House.
Pinkerton spews:
@48
Another “didn’t read the article.”
Union Busting Hotel Chain closes down a wildly popular restaurant rather than face a potential unionization in any part of the hotel.
But wait! There’s also the lying PR flack for InterContinental AND the acclaimed chef looking for a new stand alone space to reopen where they won’t be at the whim of the mega corporation that really has no time for the NLRB.
Every Republican You Know spews:
If last week you watched FOX and FOX affiliates breathlessly reporting that Target would suffer an additional $500 million in inventory losses to “organized retail crime”, then brace yourselves.
They were lying to you.
On an investor call the Target CEO had estimated that because of the growth in volumes the company would experience $500 million in additional inventory shrink (losses) from all sources, which mostly includes freight and handling damage, receiving errors, accounting errors, loss in transit, and internal theft.
According to Target just less than a third of all shrink is attributable to “external theft”. And according to the data supplied by the National Retail Federation, “organized retail theft” produces about 0.07% shrink as a fraction of total sales, or about 5% of total shrink from all sources. So that works out to about $25 million in additional shrink for Target, instead of the FOX reported $500 million.
Why the 2000 percent inflated figure?
Well, of course, for starters, The Blacks! and Leftist! and Urban Hell Holes, etc.
But actually, the biggest reason is a concerted media relations push by cop unions and hundreds of thousands of shitty little prosecutors.
Go back far enough and “shoplifting” didn’t exist as a crime in the books. And as retailers changed the way the operated, eventually putting all of their inventory in unrestricted reach on a sales floor completely open to the public, shoplifting became a thing and laws had to respond. Now retailers didn’t do this in the blind. They knew that they would have more shrink if they put all the inventory on shelves for customers to grab for themselves. But they also knew that doing it would drive sales volumes and slash employee head counts. That’s how we got super markets and department stores. They accepted the losses. They intentionally planned on the losses.
And for that reason, and to anyone who suffered through a high school performance of Les Mis, it was always understood that shoplifting was not a “serious” capital offense worthy of long prison sentences in big boy prisons. To make a deliberate distinction of “shoplifting” as a misdemeanor, state lawmakers wrote dollar value limits into the statutes. But there’s the rub. In many states those dollar limits haven’t been adjusted for inflation for many, many years. Sometimes decades. And that meant that someone caught slipping a “misdemeanor” value item into her purse, could find herself potentially facing a felony.
Cops loved this shit. Regardless of how the case was eventually plead, they got to book a felony collar. It was great for individual cops, and it was great for cop stats. Other kinds of felony arrests can be dangerous. Responding to a Walmart to apprehend a sobbing kleptomaniac was safer than working a school crossing.
And for prosecutors it meant leverage with which to swiftly and easily dispose of plea negotiations. Load ’em up and deal ’em down.
Well guess what? In 2014 California voters raised the statutory limit for shoplifting from $400 to $950. The voters had to do it by ballot measure because the state legislature, responding to pressure from shitty, lazy cops, refused to. Prop 47 passed. And for some reason a couple of years ago, after seeing their numbers going in the wrong direction, and worrying that their money hose might dry up, cops and prosecutors started going on a big push. Things really changed for them when asshole DJ Adam Corolla began promoting the false myth that offenses below $950 will not be prosecuted. Even the dumbass thieves believed him.
And lots of organized shoplifting rings now tell their “secret shoppers” that so long as they don’t load up more than $950 they won’t even be arrested. They mostly recruit addicts to basically trade $900 worth of stolen stuff for $10 worth of weak dope.
So the effect of the Prop 47 was not to produce a “dangerous and frightening tidal wave” of organized retail theft. Even the retailers admit this when you can get them to be honest. Instead it was to reclassify a bunch of felonies as misdemeanors in order to alleviate massive overcrowding in California prisons, and as much as possible divert addicts to treatment.
And it’s not just California. Guess what state has an even higher misdemeanor limit than California?
Texas. Socialist hell hole Texas.
Special Council Jack Smith spews:
Well I’ve been kinda busy. You know that thing in the Constitution about how Presidents can’t have any profit from foreign nations or accept anything of value over $200.
Well we already have evidence but now a court agrees we get to have a look at the accounting of Trump Inc for records of various for profit real estate deals starting in 2017 (just a random date of course) between them and China, France, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates and Oman.
And it’s still just pure speculation (wink wink) that during the LIV Golf Tournament at Mar-A-Lago that seems to have set off the actual, ahem, raid to get the classified material back that some of it might have been shared with LIV’s very high profile foreign investors.
Say it with me, Troll…Biden Crime Family
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 53
According to Target just less than a third of all shrink is attributable to “external theft”. And according to the data supplied by the National Retail Federation, “organized retail theft” produces about 0.07% shrink as a fraction of total sales, or about 5% of total shrink from all sources. So that works out to about $25 million in additional shrink for Target, instead of the FOX reported $500 million.
AP is reporting differently:
Target wrestles with pullback in spending and theft that may cost retailer more than $1B this year
Target isn’t doing this because of a $25 million company-wide theft loss. To suggest such a small number is Queen YLB-level unseriousness, and you got there by taking a national organization’s number and applying it to one company as if all companies are alike. They aren’t.
I know you want to bash Fox. But if Fox is reporting $500 million in theft losses and AP is warning that the theft losses could approach $1.2 billion this coming year, is Fox really the problem?
Your spew is unserious.
Vicious Troll spews:
Next up from the source of the unserious spew @ 53:
“Well, Target has insurance.”
We're the GOP and we have nothing to offer except your children as sacrifice to our God of Power spews:
We just keep projecting then Telling on ourselves.
Ryan Utterback, champion of removing books from schools, testifier at school board meetings in districts all over Missouri is especially upset about the Graphic Novel “Fun Home”.
“Only I have an intimate understanding of what is and isn’t appropriate for my children.” 2023.
Well that aged well. Note here, Ryan is not trans NOR a drag queen.
Ryan is accused of touching a 12 year old child under her clothing, having his hands down the pants of a teenager, AND openly watching porn around his a child since at least the age of four.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 57
Please, tell us more. That was more than a year ago. What has happened with this case since then? A child molester shouldn’t be on the streets, after all.
Q spews:
Nothing about the guy with the Nazi flag trying to crash a U-Haul into the White House?
I’m sure he was Antifa.
Bear Sterns spews:
@46
Another day trader pretending he didn’t tell us his buy in price that is still over what TSLA is currently trading at.
Common Sense spews:
Why did FOX admit to lying for years to viewers like us about the election?
What made them do that? If the admission is true, what were the lies and what was the purpose of the lies? If the admission is false, why is FOX in league with your enemies trying to bring down our beloved savior Trump?
What is Rupert Murdoch trying to do here? What was Tucker Carlson’s angle? Why did Carlson call Trump, Giuliani, and Powell “crazy liars”? Why didn’t Durham make any arrests? Why would Durham let Clinton get away with it? Why didn’t Durham include the smoking gun evidence connecting Clinton to Crossfire Hurricane in his report? Why would Durham protect the Deep State? Is Durham also in league with your enemies? Why did the whistleblowers accept bribes for their testimony? Why were they stealing and selling criminal case investigative files to defense attorneys? Who was paying them and for what? How did they hide the Comet Ping Pong basement? Where did they transport the little girls and their precious cargo of adrenochrome? Why did George Papadopolous confess and plead guilty? Why did he cooperate and name names? Why was Papadopolous meeting with Russian espionage agents? Why did he reveal those meetings he to Alexander Downer? Why did he tell Downer that the campaign was working with Russian espionage agencies to gather “dirt” on Clinton? What was Papadopolous’ angle in creating that web of lies and then later admitting to them under oath? Why does two loving and devoted same-sex parents dropping their young daughter off at Episcopalian Sunday school and then attending Sunday services upstairs make me want to sneak out next Friday to a truck stop and suck some dicks?
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 60
Gee, ya got me.
Although y’all might not be real. First of all it’s Bear Stearns, and y’all were a distress acquisition by JPM.
Vicious Troll spews:
Jayapal to Sawant’s followers: Burn this bitch down.
Elon Musk's Salty Balls spews:
Wiped their asses with you.
Don’t worry.
You get used to it. Bourbon helps.
Vicious Troll spews:
The Administration is unhappy that McCarthy will insist on permitting the House to have 72 hours to catch Democrat duplicity on whatever agreement emerges from the negotiations that the Administration refuses to acknowledge are ongoing.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
Here’s some important news from the Special Counsel investigation into the stolen classified documents found in the damp basement of Trump’s Florida sex club:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/22/trump-warning-classified-documents-mar-a-lago
Following a finding of crime-fraud by the federal judge and affirmed by an appellate panel, Trump’s former lawyer Evan Corcoran was forced to turn over roughly 50 pages of contemporaneous notes he took last spring and summer while working on getting Trump to comply with DOJ demands for the return of classified materials.
The volume and detail of the notes seems to indicate that Corcoran was keenly aware that some effort to evade compliance might be going on, especially following receipt of the DOJ subpoena. Corcoran included rather precise details about times and dates when he was given access to the sex club storage room to perform a search. And the detail includes precise mentions of times that he was not present while the room was unlocked.
The Special Counsel now has reason to believe that those times specifically referenced in Corcoran’s notes line up with specific gaps of missing recordings from security cameras present monitoring the storage room entrance.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
It won’t be Fat Midget.
It will be a two-time loser, violent sexual predator under criminal indictment for obstruction and perjury.
Every Republican You Know spews:
@67,
I hear the stories.
But I am not aware of evidence that my party has sunk that low.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 67
Probably.
The GOP will deserve what it gets in the same manner that the Democrats deserved the 2016 outcome.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
I definitely won’t ever have to drink that swill.
Another “serious” babble about krappy beer anyone with half decent taste hasn’t given a second thought to in decades..
And an InBev product to boot.. can we all say, weak, watered down swill?
cuz’ some silly sex hangups? “Serious” indeed…
Yawwwwwnn… next?
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
The youngest just got his professional admissions test results back..
Scored in the high 90th percentile.
Well above the median score for acceptance in his first choice school..
If it’s any clue as to the profession, he’ll apply to about 30 schools by the June 2024 timeframe. It’s expensive to apply to professional schools. Yes, he has the money.. now..
It the meantime, appropriate full time good paying job and volunteer work to look attractive to the schools.
When he gets his license, we will rub it in the degenerate pos troll’s face – the troll that wants to train its “grandkids” to be violent thugs.
heh.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 71
The youngest just got his professional admissions test results back..
Scored in the high 90th percentile.
Shame that the earned scores won’t be considered, so that a favored cohort with less demonstrated academic accomplishment can fill the spot your fucked kid has otherwise earned, Queen YLB.
It’s for the greater good, Queen YLB, that your fucked kid will continue to ask whether fries are desired along with the burger order placed over that intercom at Mickey D’s.
MTG spews:
That’s hot!
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 71
When he gets his license, we will rub it in the degenerate pos troll’s face …
Queen YLB, in the cosmetology world I believe that term is “massage”, not rub. Tell your fucked kid to ask Miss Truvy.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
a favored cohort with less demonstrated academic accomplishment
yawn… applying to 30 schools… reading comprehension.. dimwit..
Dang if the kid gets his first choice, the rubbing in the troll’s piehole we be all the more sweet..
has otherwise earned..
earned indeed… high marks in college.. Dean’s list.. Mom and Dad are proud of it too..
will continue to ask whether fries are desired along with the burger order..
yawwwn… nothing wrong with a career like that.. InNOut managers make a good living.. All of them started at the bottom. Shake Shack? Great products. Insanely popular. My sons have just made different choices.. Choices that to my knowledge are in high demand and pay better.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
in the cosmetology world I believe that term is “massage”, not rub.
perhaps the better word is “smear”
When our son gets his license, we will SMEAR that accomplishment in the face of the pos degenerate troll..
How’s that look?
And in December laugh at its stupid dance over a LOW 4 FIGURE once a MONTH SS check – that is CANCELLED by a host of old repukes DYING EVERY DAY..
Dance, dance, dance troll.. you’re here for our entertainment.
Every Republican You Know spews:
We will, you and I both. And all 70 million of us.
We’ve obviously gone in a very bad direction.
A catastrophic one, really when you think about it.
Joe Biden beat our asses without even leaving his basement in Delaware. That just seems impossible. But it really happened.
And since he won Biden has been pleasantly, and competently going from one humiliating triumph to the next. My God but it has been an awful two years for us.
And to think that all we had to do was to vote to convict Trump when Democrats offered us the chance – twice.
Pence would have been President and he’d probably be the President still. What on earth were we thinking?
And why aren’t we trying to change course?
How's that White Hood Fit? spews:
@72
It’s weird how people with ACTUAL achieving offspring aren’t the ones complaining about affirmative action but it’s the barely qualified legacies that insist they should still be given a leg up over someone with the exact same qualifications but….darker.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
really kreepshit.. thanks for the fantasy about “favored cohorts”..
we’ll stack that next to your menendez fucking fantasy and countless others.
getting his first choice – or any of his top choices – makes it all the more sweet.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
79,
It’s painfully clear that even decades later the intense sting still remains after this troll was passed over for being judged just mediocre in comparison to other applicants.
With everything we’ve seen over the years revealing his glaring and persistent character defects, it’s not at all hard to imagine why someone with slightly lower scores/grades/etc. might have been vastly preferred by admissions authorities at various points along the way.
I’m constantly reminded of this basic fact by most of the doctors in my own life. Knowing as I do how incredibly hard they worked, how much discipline they had to muster, how many intense challenges they had to overcome, how much they had to sacrifice starting at an early age, and what a fiercely competitive winnowing process they went through, it always blows me away how incredibly kind they all are.
Of course, it must require that kindness and that caring to stick it out. Knowing that they won’t make as much money as they otherwise could, and knowing how incredibly hard the road ahead will be, the ones who make it are bound to be the ones most determined to help people. The ones who care. And the ones who can sustain that sense of caring and kindness in the face of all that fatigue, hardship, and sacrifice.
Is it really any surprise that a pointless day-trading troll who spends nearly all of his time trying desperately to get a rise out of his imaginary “enemies” on the internet was not among those few who made the cut?
It’s so obvious to anyone but the troll himself.
And that leaves him nursing that grudge for the rest of his life.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 80
I’m sorry your child’s school bus is not longer.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
81,
Bzzzzt. No kids. So far. And so far as I know.
But hey bro, thanks for proving my point by cruelly mocking disabled kids with terrible medical issues and their parents.
Lots and lots of real MDs doing that all the time. /s
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
Hey, maybe it was the short bus joke that got you passed over for admissions? Or is that the one that cost you the rad tech job at the prison?
Aw, who am I kidding. So many senselessly cruel jokes about all those “other” people, and so many painfully obvious lies over so many years. It could have been any of them. Right?
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
Come to think of it, the Shit-lord Crybaby isn’t the only traditional conservative to cruelly target severely disabled children and their parents.
Some other dudes did that not so long ago.
The Nazis kicked off Aktion T4 by going after disabled children. Nazi doctors created rolls of “qualifying” children and then pressured parents to place their severely disabled children into specialized, remote, access controlled “healthcare” facilities where they systematically exterminated them. Once the war kicked off by the end of 1939 they were able to lower the screening standards, expand the rolls, and accelerate the exterminations.
I guess we all know how that all turned out.
Not exactly “pro life”.
This is what happens when a stupid fucking troll spends too much time on 8 chan shopping for cruel memes to “pwn the libs”.
He becomes a Nazi.
Roger Rabbit spews:
I assume the Anti-Robocall Multistate Litigation Task Force is one of the federal activities that GOP budget cutters will ax if Biden caves in to their demands.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/23/avid-telecom-facilitated-billions-of-spam-calls-state-ags-allege.html
Why shouldn’t I assume that? They’re not exempting the FCC from their budget cuts, and with federal agencies other than defense facing 30% cuts, something has to go. And we all know how Republicans feel about enforcement against polluters, drug price gougers, tax cheats, and crooked businesses.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@41 “Depending on Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s interest at any given time, the GOP is either beholden to massive multinational corporations, or the GOP is beholden to the little family-run shop around the corner.”
The GOP is beholden to crazy Trumpers who crawled out of trailer parks and sewers.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@43 “Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wants 3 year-olds to be able to vote. He wants to grow the wearing-diapers electorate beyond merely old people like himself.”
Unless I’m mistaken, Doctor Dumbfuck just called a large chunk of our military personnel 3-year-olds in diapers.
Either that or he can’t count past “3” to get to “18.”
Because he’s a dumbfuck.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@44 Doctor Dumbfuck is now an investor in drag queen beer.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@48 Look who’s bitching about a free market in labor: The libertarian himself. He didn’t explicitly call for wage controls, but it’s there between the lines, along with reinstating legal slavery.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@53 Does Texas have something worth stealing that doesn’t come in a barrel?
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 88
@44 Doctor Dumbfuck is now an investor in drag queen beer.
Look who still does not understand how options trading works.
AT&T. Citigroup. 3M, twice. How embarrassing.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“The House Ethics Committee concluded a two-year investigation into Rep. Eric Swalwell’s (D-Calif.) interactions with a suspected Chinese spy and determined that it will take no further action.”
https://thehill.com/homenews/4018047-house-ethics-concludes-swalwell-probe-into-link-to-chinese-spy-taking-no-action/
Having found he did nothing wrong, the House should reinstate him to the intelligence committee.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@63 So you’re saying there won’t be a backlash from the ~600,000 people Republicans intend to take health care away from? I’ll bet at least some of them are women they’ll force to get pregnant.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@65 Not to worry, they’re also insisting June 1 isn’t real.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@80 “judged just mediocre”
That high?
Roger Rabbit spews:
A Republican is someone who can’t process more information than can fit on a bumper sticker.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@91 Stupid me. You got me on that one.
Doctor Dumbfuck is now a gambler on drag queen beer.
Is that better?