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    When y’all libbies are reduced to calling everyone y’all disagree with a racist and/or a Nazi, the ability to use other words to frame y’all’s disagreements is lost.

    Ergo, we have Joe Manchin. AKA The New Mitch McConnell.

    John Berman
    @JohnBerman
    JUST NOW: whoa.

    “Joe Manchin has become the new Mitch McConnell…Joe Manchin is doing everything in his power to stop democracy.”

    Dem Rep @JamaalBowmanNY on @Sen_JoeManchin on voting rights and the fillibuster.

    @NewDay

    4:48 AM · Jun 7, 2021

    This isn’t a one-off. Here’s another, equally challenged Democrat, making an even worse comparison:

    Mondaire Jones
    @MondaireJones
    ·
    Jun 6
    Manchin’s op-ed might as well be titled, “Why I’ll vote to preserve Jim Crow.”
    Quote Tweet
    Manu Raju
    @mkraju
    · Jun 6
    Manchin: “I believe that partisan voting legislation will destroy the already weakening binds of our democracy, and for that reason, I will vote against the For the People Act. Furthermore, I will not vote to weaken or eliminate the filibuster.” https://wvgazettemail.com/opinion/op_ed

    Two idiots representing NY districts. Sorta brings G-clown’s mental illness into sharper relief.

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    I suppose if the Court was packed this would be a 15-0 decision.

    Justices deny green cards to noncitizens granted Temporary Protected Status

    The court sided with the government and rejected the interpretation advanced by Sanchez and Gonzalez. “Section 1255 generally requires a lawful admission before a person can obtain LPR status,” Kagan wrote. “Sanchez was not lawfully admitted, and his TPS does not alter that fact. He therefore cannot become a permanent resident of this country.”

    He can, however, vote five times in a single Arizona election. So there’s that.

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    Off-year, low-turnout, yada yada yada…

    Republicans celebrate mayoral win in majority-Hispanic McAllen, Texas
    Hidalgo County, home of McAllen, went to President Biden by roughly 17 points in the 2020 election

    Either that, or it’s a border city – five miles from Mexico, and Kamala Harris is totally fucking up the job that First Vegetable Joe Biden gave to her.

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    And so Democrats did, with the Affordable Care Act. After which more than 1,000 Democrat-held legislative seats were lost in the 2010, 2012, and 2014 elections.

    Goldy Retweeted

    Pramila Jayapal✔
    @PramilaJayapal
    EVERY single Republican voted against the American Rescue Plan. Do we really think that 10 of them will magically vote for an infrastructure bill?

    Let’s get this done now and on our own.

    2h

    Being a liberal in a safe district allows one the freedom to be short-sighted and selfish. Apparently Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett were not lesson enough.

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    Bipartisanship that will feed liberals a crap sandwich.

    Lawmakers involved in the $878 billion plan include Sens. Joe Manchin, D-W.Va., Kyrsten Sinema, D-Ariz., Mitt Romney, R-Utah, Susan Collins, R-Maine, and Rob Portman, R-Ohio, plus Reps. Josh Gottheimer, D-N.J., and Brian Fitzpatrick, R-Pa.

    Cover it with enough lime Jell-O and First Vegetable Joe Biden won’t be able to taste it.

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    Manchin votes with Republicans.
    Thus, a prediction that I’ll stand by: If Trump is healthy in three and a half years, he will be president.
    If Trump becomes president in three and a half years, then four years after that, the USA will be like Russia, China, Hungary, Poland, or Belarus, wherein voting is only for show, and Trump, Republicans, and their cronies will have all the power.
    (Corollary: If this all comes to pass, the standing of the USA will be hugely diminished in the world.)

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    A New Nevada Law Bans Racial Mascots In Schools And ‘Sundown Sirens’

    What the heck is a sundown siren? Greedy racist incel, help me out.

  11. 11

    What the heck is a sundown siren?

    It’s a reminder to thoroughly clean yourself out before heading to the steam baths on Saturday evenings, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron. Think of it as a replacement for your cell phone alarm. Most leather chaps don’t come with pockets, after all.

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    Looks like our racist, fascist traitor woke up triggered.

    When y’all libbies are reduced to calling everyone y’all disagree with a racist and/or a Nazi

    I call you a racist, a fascist and a traitor because that’s exactly WTF you are. As far as I’m concerned, you deserve to hang for your fucking treason.

    You don’t like reading that? Tough shit, traitor. You and you 7,000 pro-Putin hashtags can go fuck yourselves.

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    @1 “When y’all libbies are reduced to calling everyone y’all disagree with a racist and/or a Nazi, the ability to use other words to frame y’all’s disagreements is lost.”

    Look in the mirror you prick. See @6

    “…than dumb twat Kirsten Gillebrand defines it.”

    The only thing you hate worse than a “libbie” calling someone a Nazi is a woman in power, because we all know you hate any woman in power.

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    The only thing you hate worse than a “libbie” calling someone a Nazi is a woman in power, because we all know you hate any woman in power.

    He hates all “twats”, and the reason why is obvious. It’s because no woman has ever ever given the racist, fascist traitor any “twat”.

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    2,
    Tara brags about having thrown away twenty five house seats, flipping AZ and GA, flipping the Senate, and losing the White House forever, all for nothing.

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    13,
    Hush now. Let him prattle.

    It is in Democrat’s interest to focus voter attention on the U.S. Senate split surrounding the 60% majority requirement.

    The more Tara dances with her shirt off, the more disgusted American voters become.

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    @18

    Very true.

    I fear for his horse. As Doc becomes more unhinged, I’m sure he takes it out on the horse. When he posts here early, it is because the horse has rejected him.

    I would call the ASPCA on him but I worry that if I call and try and report a horse fucker on Whidbey Island, they would say, “Which one? We have several.“

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    18,
    I assume Tara just repeats the claims she hears on Daily Caller, Red State, and FOX.

    The problem for all of them is that they’ve become so captured by Trump’s politics of grievance and payback that they forget who it is they need to be appealing to.

    Anyone of us here would sweep away the 60 vote majority requirement in the Senate in an instant if it were within our power alone to do so. And so would probably 48 out of 50 Senate Democrats. But we’re committed partisans. So we have been quicker to reach the obvious conclusion that Senate Republicans are no longer interested in using the 60 vote requirement in the way it was originally intended, even if it was originally intended to temper and delay civil rights legislation.

    But as each piece of critical legislation gets turned aside by a minority devoted to obstruction, the attention of more moderate voters becomes drawn again to that 60 vote rule and how it is being used by the minority party. Seeing the leaders of that party proudly giving the finger to democracy pushes those voters toward our preferred conclusion. And it helps us make the case for more Senate Democrats to those voters in places like Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

    Rapepublicans all know this. But they can no longer help themselves. Their fragile egos control them too much. And having suffered so much psycho-sexual failure recently, their primal id drives them uncontrollably to spit on the rape victim, thus leaving the DNA that will convict them.

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    @ 16

    Tara brags about having thrown away twenty five house seats, flipping AZ and GA, flipping the Senate, and losing the White House forever, all for nothing.

    I prefer to think of those seats has having been loaned out. Like leaving the bar for a smoke after downing your pitchers of Gorsuch Ale, followed by Kavanaugh Stout, and finally a tangy Coney Barrett Gose. You know that after your smoke you’re gonna have to visit the men’s room, but then you’ll have room for more beer so you belly back up to the bar after congressional districts have been redrawn. While you’re gone, someone else occupies your stool, but eventually you get it back.

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    Wierd. Nothing to do with bathhouses. Wonder how the greedy racist incel got it so wrong?
    —
    Nevada now prohibits counties, cities and unincorporated towns from sounding a siren, bell or alarm “at a time during which the siren, bell or alarm was previously sounded on specific days or times in association with an ordinance enacted by the city which required persons of a particular race, ethnicity, ancestry, national origin or color to leave the city by a specific time,” the law reads.

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    @9
    Republican voters in all of their religious fervor don’t care that Trump paid women for sex and then broke election law by paying them off to be quiet, among many other offenses, and they insanely believe that he’s saving America from pedophile pizza eaters or some such sh*t, so why would they not vote for him anyway? And why would Republican state legislators who are presently enacting draconian non-democratic laws in their states care as long as they get power from this?

    So, yes, even if he’s under indictment.

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    I prefer to think…

    …that a vulgar, greedy, racist failure who has five children by three wives, pays porn stars for sex, brags about rape, incites terrorists, and tells nothing but lies was sent by God.

    That’s the great thing about post-reality Modern “Conservatism”. Real FREEDUMB means Tara and her fellow Rapepublicans get to believe whatever they prefer to believe, no matter how much it hurts.
    #LOCKERROOMTALK®

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    While you’re gone, someone else occupies your stool, but eventually you get it back.

    By lighting a trash fire in the ladies room after planting an upper-decker.

    The kinda thing that gets you banned for life.

    Don’t worry Tara. You can still enjoy cold cans of Milwaukee’s Best from the trailer sofa while watching the tire fire. They can never take that away from you.

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    @1 “When y’all libbies are reduced to calling everyone y’all disagree with a racist and/or a Nazi, …”

    Being educated and literate humans and fauna, we make every effort to use accurate and factually-supported descriptors, not limited to “racist” and/or “Nazi.” Your tribe also embraces:

    adulterers, animal abusers, anti-maskers, anti-vaxxers, bigots, cheaters, child molesters, climate deniers, con men, cop killers, cult followers, domestic terrorists, draft dodgers, dumbfucks, fascists, felons, foreign agents, grifters, homophobes, hoodlums, insurrectionists, islamophobes, Klansmen, liars, perjurers, Putin lovers, rapists, secessionists, seditionists, thieves, traitors, vandals, whackjobs, and white supremacists.

    Did I leave any out? I’m sure I did. Perhaps other posters will help out here.

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    Did I leave any out? I’m sure I did. Perhaps other posters will help out here.

    Horse and goat fuckers.

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    @2 “He can, however, vote five times in a single Arizona election. So there’s that.”

    And your proof of that is –?

    If you were a typical Arizona Republican, I’d say you’re merely stupid, racist, gullible, and don’t know better.

    But you’ve been here long enough that I don’t think you can get away with using those excuses.

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    @8, 9 – All of this is idle conjecture. A man of his age, weight, eating and exercise habits, and general lifestyle isn’t going to be healthy at age 78. He isn’t healthy now. The only question is whether he’ll still be around in 2024. I give that 50-50.

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    @20 That’s a great clip! Whoever wrote that script must have actually worked for a city government. That’s exactly how my city government operates! In fact, I even recognized some of the employees. I’ll bet yours does, too. Oh, I forgot, you don’t have a city government. You live on an island, where there is no government, just horse acres, barns, piles of horseshit, and … retired doctors.

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    Steve
    I got you Steve
    I got you Steve

    Joe Manchin & Kirsten
    Gillibrand     Aren’t Democrats They’re TRAITORS.If There Is Any Way 4 NEW YORKERS 2 KICK HER OUT OF SENATE They Must Try Be4 She Hands Our Country 2 trump & His Criminals. These Fake Democrats Are Single Handedly Sabotaging PRES.BIDEN’S Plans 2 Help🇺🇸’n Ppl

    — Cher (@cher) June 7, 2021

    Gee, Kirsten Gillebrand can’t get a break. First I call her @ 6 a dumb twat, now Cher calls her, with Steve-like earnestness and YLB-like all-caps, a TRAITOR.

    Well I don’t know if all that’s true
    Cause you got me, and baby I got you

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    Half-Breed (with costume cultural appropriation, no less)
    Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves
    Dark Lady

    Why hasn’t Cher been cancelled by now?

    Probably same reason Northam and Canada’s Trudeau haven’t. They’re liberals.

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    It was a Republican candidate for Georgia governor who hit a trifecta, actually bragging about fucking his donkey, watermelons and his washing machine.

    Partial list of Republican pervs here.

    From 2007 to around 2012 I posted over 200 links to Republican perverts, who are to the GQP as flies are to shit.

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    @32 – 34. WTF was that? Your bid for an insanity plea?

    Here’s a clue, you stupid fucking fascist traitor. An insanity defense will not save you from the scaffold. You’ve already had your trial right here in these threads and I found you to be guilty of treason. You will hang for that.

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    37,
    “According to the Washington Post, a previous fact-check pointed out that the so-called meeting with Ukrainians on the date in question, April 16, 2015, never actually matched up with the reality.”

    They obviously aren’t keeping up with the latest “breadcrumbs”.
    According to TehDumbfuck and all the other Republican Q-Karens this is all in China now. SHAZAAM! POOF! KAPOW!

  41. 41

    @38 When the dunbfuck traitor resorts to a Cher(!) song from half a century ago, that’s some desperate shit. Like when trolls would counter the over 200 Republican pedos and bestiality freaks of the 21st Century…..with Democrat Gary Stubbs…from 1985.

    Both sides, naturally.

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    Thought the ZUMWALT class DDG was supposed to replace the Arleigh Burke class. Now, the first DDG-51 Flight III Destroyer has been launched, USS Jack H. Lewis(DDG-125), named after a Medal of Honor recipient. Not sure if I agree with the USS Ted Stevens, Destroyers are named after War Heroes, not politicians that served. I agree with the USS Jeremiah Denton, he was a former POW.
    https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2021/06/hii-launches-first-ddg-51-flight-iii-destroyer-for-us-navy/

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