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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/29/21, 8:17 am

New budget proposals just dropped. The state House and Senate 2 year budget proposals have been announced. It seems like good stuff. Of course it’s such a weird year, focusing on COVID-19 recovery and bringing back the economy are top priorities.

Anyway, wash your hands right now!

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  1. 1

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 8:22 am

    See, if they don’t turn up positive ’cause they aren’t tested, then they must not be infected —-> Love Gov’s plan is a success.

    Cuomo admin. kept COVID tests from nursing homes as gov’s kin got them

    Hey, it got him an Emmy.

  2. 2

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 8:28 am

    I’m just certain that First Vegetable Joe Biden’s approval numbers will still be where Steve can brag about them after 7+ more months of this border crisis.

    Scoop: Kids’ border surge expected to last 7+ months

    The Biden administration projects the number of unaccompanied children crossing the border could spiral from more than 16,000 this month to as many as 26,000 in September, according to documents leaked to Axios.
    …
    To give a sense of how out of hand the crossings are getting, the administration projected just a month ago the figure for May would be 13,000. The new estimate is 22,000 to 25,000.

    The Customs and Border Protection range for September is 22,000 to 26,000. Under any scenario, projections include a peak month that would double the record that stood until this month.

    I wonder what First Vegetable Joe Biden has to say about the “seasonality” of these numbers. Maybe someone could ask him.

    Spokespersons for the White House and the Department of Homeland Security did not respond to requests for comment.

    Of course not. What could they say other than “It’s not a crisis.”?

    It’s a crisis. And it’s completely Biden’s fault.

    Keep fuckin’ that approval chicken, Steve.

  3. 3

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 8:41 am

    Still more exceptionally fine “police” work by heroes in blue.

    They aren’t doing the work you are being told they are doing.
    They are doing other things that really don’t make our communities any safer. And they do them very poorly, at that.

  4. 4

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 8:45 am

    …after 7+ more months of this border crisis.

    BREAKING:
    Tara, who once claimed to have had her vagina violated through control top pantyhose in the busiest corridor in North America without a single witness and promised everyone BEACH WEEK!!! at South Padre by July of 2020 has just discovered “lying”.

  5. 5

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 8:49 am

    Look “y’all”! Another crisis that is “completely Biden’s fault.

    LATE BREAKING:
    Trump/GOP broke a lot of shit.

  6. 6

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 10:11 am

    It must sadden the traitor to see that our nation’s beloved President Biden is enjoying 72% approval for his response to the virus, and 75% approve of his distribution of the vaccines, and 60% approve of his hamdling of the economy.

    Since you like to look to a make-believe future to pathetically taunt us with in a futile attempt to make yourself feel better, here’s a future for you consider, you fucking traitor. President Biden having 75% approval of the migrant situation at the border by June, with 70% overall approval.

  7. 7

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 10:27 am

    Cheer up, Doctor. In spite of your failed insurrection to overthrow our democracy, I hear your raging orange man-baby will be president again come August.

    “What I’m talking about, Steve, is what I’ve been doing since Jan. 9th,” Lindell explained. “All the evidence I have — everything is going to go before the Supreme Court and the election of 2020 is going bye-bye.”

    “It was an attack by other countries, communism coming in,” he continued. “I don’t know what they’re going to do.”

    “Hold on!” Lindell added when Bannon tried to interrupt. “Donald Trump will be back in office in August!”

    Brought to you by Raw Story.

  8. 8

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 11:15 am

    6,
    Undoubtedly.

    The Putin/Bannon authoritarian dezinformatsiya program was always to fuck things up in the United States. Trump and Republicans are perfect for that. A consistent record of failure and incompetence liberally seasoned with greed and corruption.

    Then, to whatever extent possible, blame the fucking up on whatever stands between the Putin authoritarian cabal and their goals. “Blame Biden” could just as readily become “Blame Bernie”, or “Blame Bloomberg”, or “Blame Buttigieg”. And it perfectly correlates with Tara’s consistent demands to “Blame a Clinton” for his party’s collapse into degeneracy by gleefully nominating an avowed rapist.

    But one of the really brilliant qualities about the U. S. governmental system is its capacity for rebound and recovery when it is in the right hands. Things have gotten fucked up before. In some ways even worse. Aside from initiating a nearly permanent state of war for no clear purpose, Cheney/Bush 43 presided over wiping out seventeen trillion dollars in accumulated household wealth. Eight years of Obama recovered every single cent and more.

    As Republicans grow increasingly committed to their ongoing project of destroying democracy to better serve authoritarian globalist dictators through obstruction, incompetence, willful sabotage, and government SHITDOWN!, and Democrats continue to rack up a successful record of rescue and repair, younger less habitual voters not so deeply invested in “pwning the libs” and culture wars tropes will increasingly reject “conservatism”.

    The media continue to depict the Biden/Harris administration as beset with “CRYSIS” and overwhelming challenges. But that’s mostly due to habits formed during four years of Trump/Qanon/GOP authoritarian incompetence. For competent professionals like Biden/Harris these are opportunities to invite American voters to compare and contrast.

    In that sense, they can’t lose. And they owe it all to…
    …that’s right…
    …it’s another…
    #owngoal

  9. 9

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 1:12 pm

    Should a vaccine passport be required for voting? After all, that should help break the resistance down.

    Harry Litman
    @harrylitman
    · 22h
    Vaccine passports are a good idea. Among other things, it will single out the still large contingent of people who refuse vaccines, who will be foreclosed from doing a lot of things their peers can do. That should help break the resistance down.

  10. 10

    G spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 1:18 pm

    It must sadden the traitor to see that our nation’s beloved President Biden is….

    He’s also saddened that no GOP assaulted a LEO yet today too …but soon, he’ll get his wish.

  11. 11

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 2:17 pm

    …who will be foreclosed from doing a lot of things their peers can do

    As private entities not engaging in unlawful discriminatory practices, how airlines, spas, resorts, cruise operators, arts organizations, tour operators, concert promoters, hotels, casinos, festival operators, lodging companies, event producers, restaurants, and caterers choose to safely resume public accommodation and service will be up to them and their risk management teams.

    It will surprise no one if most such private entities are cautions about assuming the risk of dealing with people like this stupid asshole.

    Enjoy your funerals. Forgive the rest of us if we decline to attend.

  12. 12

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 2:57 pm

    @5 How can Republicans fund peace when they need all the money for war?

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 3:00 pm

    @7 I fear for him. Normal human beings can take only so much disappointment before going off the deep end. On the other had, he’s not normal, and he’s already off the deep end. Still, I fear for him.

  14. 14

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 3:08 pm

    @8 I get the impression Republicans aren’t even trying to win the “compare and contrast” tourney. They seem more interested in keeping anyone else from competing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNJ9laxsEm4

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 3:18 pm

    @9 “Should a vaccine passport be required for voting?”

    Of course it should! No opportunity to prevent voting should be missed. But definitely not for anything else:

    “Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) vowed to take executive action this week banning ‘vaccine passports’ that businesses and local governments could potentially require to show digital or physical proof of vaccination against COVID-19.

    “The Florida governor said … he would take action … against vaccine passports and requested the Republican state legislature draft a bill forbidding such passports. …

    “‘It’s completely unacceptable for either the government or the private sector to impose upon you the requirement that you show proof of vaccine to just simply participate in normal society,’ he added.”

    https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/545361-supreme-court-rebuffs-bid-for-hillary-clinton-deposition-about

    Um, doesn’t that take away a private business owner’s freedom to refuse service? Isn’t that a mandate to let contagious anti-vaxxers waltz around inside your business? What’s his authority to do that?

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 3:20 pm

    ” … federal prosecutors wrote in a court filing Monday that Garret Miller was clad in a shirt bearing the message ‘I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021,’ when he was arrested on Jan. 20 … ”

    No comment.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 3:23 pm

    Judicial Watch gets their ass handed to them. Again.

    https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/545361-supreme-court-rebuffs-bid-for-hillary-clinton-deposition-about

  18. 18

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 3:25 pm

    Had to expect the planet would defend itself.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9415735/How-defuse-male-fertility-timebomb.html

  19. 19

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 3:53 pm

    @17 No Hillary deposition? Special protection given to Hillary by the SCOTUS while offering no comment? The doctor and his raging orange man-baby have been betrayed again, obviously.

    In an unsigned order issued without comment, the justices declined an appeal from Judicial Watch

    “Hillary Clinton ignored the law but received special protection from both the courts and law enforcement,” he said. “For countless Americans, this double standard of justice has destroyed confidence in the fair administration of justice.”

    Law enforcement loves Hillary? Little wonder the doctor and his raging orange man-baby had their savage minions stoked to murder LEO on 1/6 .

  20. 20

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 4:00 pm

    @19 Hillary gets special protection from the courts and kidnappers and Capitol insurrectionists don’t! Not fair!

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/judge-orders-trial-plot-kidnap-michigan-governor-76751760?cid=clicksource_4380645_3_heads_hero_live_headlines_hed

  21. 21

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 4:02 pm

    Looks like Democrats want to tax Doctor Dumbfuck’s offspring.

    https://thehill.com/policy/finance/545469-democrats-look-to-impose-capital-gains-tax-passed-on-at-death

    There’ll be much gnashing of teeth and whinnying in the pasture if this passes. No oats, just hay, for doc’s My Little Ponies!

  22. 22

    G spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 4:59 pm

    Name an angry black conservative and I bet if you dig deep they don’t like gay people. I’d put money on that bet and would win 9 times out of 10.

  23. 23

    G spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 5:15 pm

    Amazing how most cosnervatives would hold a cop in discontent for like stealing overtime pay, or doing personal business while on the clock. But if that same cop murdered or contributed to the death of a man, they seem to have a different view or are fine with it.

    Conservatives (I say Conservative but some of the people are former democrats) have no respect for human life (period).

  24. 24

    Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 7:07 pm

    @ 22,
    You’d win. But only because even gay conservatives “don’t like” gay people. It’s a pretty universally upheld prejudice among modern American conservatives.

    But I guess today must have given you some reason to single out Black people.

  25. 25

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 8:38 pm

    Let’s spread the COVID-19 around so that all the migrant children have an equal opportunity to come down with it, shall we?

    KUSI News
    @KUSINews
    ·
    3h
    Update: More than 30 migrant girls currently housed at the San Diego Convention Center have tested positive for COVID-19. Of the 30, at least 27 were previously held at a Texas Border Patrol facility.
    More migrant girls arrive at Convention Center as officials report dozens of positive COVID-19…
    DOWNTOWN (KUSI) – Hundreds more migrant children have arrived here in San Diego as we learn of at least 20 who have tested positive for COVID-19. KUSI’s Hunter Sowards joins us live from the Conven…
    kusi.com

    This is equity.

  26. 26

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 8:47 pm

    @ 22

    Name an angry black conservative and I bet if you dig deep they don’t like gay people.

    G-clown, the problems black people have with homosexuals extend far, far beyond those black people who label themselves as conservatives.

    Heterosexual African Americans are more likely than whites (65 percent vs. 53 percent) to oppose marriage equality for gays and lesbians. They “are virtually the only constituency in the country that has not become more supportive over the last dozen years, falling from a high of 65 percent support for gay rights in 1996 to only 40 percent in 2004.”

    What this means, G-clown, is that the average black person is more likely than not to think that you are abnormal. Before even meeting you, which would remove any lingering doubt.

    G-clown, Dick Cheney accepted you before Barack Obama did. Think about that. You sick fuck.

  27. 27

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 9:01 pm

    G-clown, Dick Cheney accepted you before Barack Obama did. Think about that.

    Today’s GQP hates his daughter. Why? Because, like Mitt, she didn’t side with the traitors and seditionists who constitute the majority of today’s GQP to overthrow our government. Think about that.

    I know you’ll give it no thought. And we both know why. It’s because you’re one of the GQP traitors.

  28. 28

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 9:04 pm

    Texas trooper stops to render aid to a stranded motorist. Who kills him.

    Texas DPS
    @TxDPS
    ·
    9h
    After extensive life-saving efforts conducted by the
    @bswhealth
    medical professionals, it has been determined that Trooper Chad Walker no longer displays signs of viable brain activity and he remains on life-support until he can share the gift of life as an organ donor. (1/2)
    Texas DPS
    @TxDPS
    ·
    9h
    This final sacrifice embodies Trooper Walker’s actions throughout his life and service as a Texas Highway Patrol Trooper. The Walker family is grateful for the continued support and prayers as they remain at Chad’s side. (2/2)

    This is what Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit calls good news.

  29. 29

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 9:06 pm

    Why Deathfrogg can’t get a job.

    Matthew Yglesias
    @mattyglesias
    · 14h
    Rapid rise of (nominal) anti-white sentiment among white liberals. twitter.com/ZachG932/statu…

  30. 30

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 9:10 pm

    @ 27

    I know you’ll give it no thought.

    Wrong. I did, Steve. In fact, I had to read your spew twice before I realized you were referring to Liz Cheney and not Mary Cheney, who is Lynne and Dick Cheney’s other daughter. And is gay.

  31. 31

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 9:22 pm

    http://www.45office.com

  32. 32

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 9:23 pm

    And is gay.

    Your GQP hates Mary, too, but they’ve always hated her. The hate for Liz reflects the new breed of GQP hate.

    They’d hate you, too, if they’d read a few of your recent comments. That’d mean everybody in America hates you…except for me. I find it isn’t necessary for me to hate you in order for me to want to see you hang for your treason.

  33. 33

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Monday, 3/29/21 at 9:55 pm

    @ 24

    But I guess today must have given you some reason to single out Black people.

    If G-clown focuses on how the skin of a black conservative crawls when in his presence, he might not have to think as much about how he makes his parents’ skin crawl when they think about the horror that is their son.

  34. 34

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 2:48 am

    @24

    But I guess today must have given you some reason to single out Black people.

    Yes, Candace Owens

  35. 35

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 2:50 am

    Bob’s pleasure as a Troll.

    To see to it that people can’t and don’t live happily….must have something to do with having to fuck a horse all his life.

  36. 36

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 2:52 am

    Let’s spread the COVID-19 around so that all the migrant children have an equal opportunity to come down with it, shall we?

    Please Bob, if HIV was a heterosexual thing youd be loving it like wine. You really don’t care about the spread of COVID-19 do you, bless your heart.

  37. 37

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 2:55 am

    Heterosexual African Americans are more likely than whites (65 percent vs. 53 percent) to oppose marriage equality for gays and lesbians. They “are virtually the only constituency in the country that has not become more supportive over the last dozen years, falling from a high of 65 percent support for gay rights in 1996 to only 40 percent in 2004.”

    Just imagine – they could have had a President Buttigieg. I guess Candace Ownes should help point that out to them.

    Oh and the problem too – many black people are gay, like Puffy’s relatives.

  38. 38

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 2:59 am

    What this means, G-clown, is that the average black person is more likely than not to think that you are abnormal.

    Yes. There are many black poeple that are bigots….it’s not working out too well for them in the conservative world, is it.

  39. 39

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 3:02 am

    I know you’ll give it no thought. And we both know why. It’s because you’re one of the GQP traitors.

    He is a sick fuck too. Hahaha. Sad.

  40. 40

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 3:03 am

    The irony…..a black person oppressed by society, and oppressed by the cops. Those same people then want to oppress. Sounds like they defeat themselves.

  41. 41

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 3:05 am

    Bob supports Capitol insurrection rioters that assault and kill cops.

    The irony. And he fucks a horse too.

  42. 42

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 3:09 am

    If G-clown focuses on how the skin of a black conservative crawls when in his presence, he might not have to think as much about how he makes his parents’ skin crawl when they think about the horror that is their son.

    Your own skin crawls when it sees you.

    You’re no doctor – you are a failed individual and soul….and God will get you probably sooner than some would like to see you hang.

  43. 43

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 3:17 am

    By the way the black homeless guy that I bumped into on the street last friday called me an Angel, a couple of times, (you don’t have to believe it, but you can ask Thomas Houston himslef), after I walked 3 blocks with him to buy him some lunch.

    He stopped me, as I was out for a walk, asked if I could buy him some soup. I said sure. Where? He said at the corner of 8th Ave and 14th street. We walked about 3 to 4 blocks. They had no soup. He asked if he could have a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon. I said, yeah, tell the man what you want. Then I asked if he wanted something to drink or some fruit or something else. He said he couldn’t have fruit becuase of his teeth. But he then asked if he could get a salad. I said sure, get the salad. All said and done $18.00.

    He called me an Angerl about 5 times.

    You see Bob, you are the only fucker here. A horse fucker.

  44. 44

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 7:07 am

    43,
    It’s okay.

    Bob gave at the gun shop.

  45. 45

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 7:29 am

    “I hope it doesn’t come to that.”

    When any white person says this about any racial conflict, it’s always accompanied by a “But…”

    Then you realize the “it” they are talking about is not what you thought. It doesn’t matter if you started out talking about two local cops joining a violent terrorist group and taking part in a terror attack on The Capitol that left 140 police injured. It doesn’t matter if you started out talking about a veteran white police officer with a long history of physical violence and abuse in his personal and professional life methodically kneeling on a dying Black man’s windpipe for nine agonizing minutes while bystanders begged him to please stop.

    So you have to walk it back and try to understand, what is the “necessary condition” these white people are thinking about when they threaten a race war? And make no mistake, that’s what these Trump supporters, 3%ers, Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, and random Q-Shaman are threatening. That’s what they were demonstrating when they attacked The Capitol. Under current circumstances, what would reassure them enough to agree not to start a race war and kill all the African Americans?

    What does Make America Great Again really mean?

  46. 46

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:45 am

    Something else “conservatives” got absolutely completely wrong:

    One year ago today, conservative evangelicals brought an end to the COVID-19 pandemic.

    Also: Most cringeworthy hype man in history.

  47. 47

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:14 am

    “…that can pass.”

    Chris Murphy
    @ChrisMurphyCT
    ·
    Mar 25
    I met with
    @SenSchumer
    today and we agreed to spend the next several weeks working with both Democrats and Republicans in the Senate to try to craft the strongest background checks bill that can pass.

    Lives are at stake. Failure is not an option.

    Sounds more like failure is the outcome, Murph.

  48. 48

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:18 am

    Robert Reich
    @RBReich
    ·
    22h
    Had the minimum wage increased at the same rate as Wall Street bonuses since 1985, it would be $44 today.

    Had the minimum wage increased at the same rate as GE shares since Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit recommended them in October of 2017, it would be $4.04 today.

  49. 49

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:25 am

    There must have been some major pushback from President Jill Biden. The headline used to read “Most Capitol rioters unlikely to serve jail time“.

    Many Capitol rioters unlikely to serve jail time
    The cases could embarrass the Biden administration, which has portrayed the Jan. 6 siege as a dire threat to democracy.

    There are two main reasons: Although prosecutors have loaded up their charging documents with language about the existential threat of the insurrection to the republic, the actions of many of the individual rioters often boiled down to trespassing. And judges have wrestled with how aggressively to lump those cases in with those of the more sinister suspects.

    “My bet is a lot of these cases will get resolved and probably without prison time or jail time,” said Erica Hashimoto, a former federal public defender who is now a law professor at Georgetown. “One of the core values of this country is that we can protest if we disagree with our government. Of course, some protests involve criminal acts, but as long as the people who are trying to express their view do not engage in violence, misdemeanors may be more appropriate than felonies.”

  50. 50

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:33 am

    We’re not gonna see AOC doing staged photo-ops at the border any time soon, either.

    Jen Psaki Was Cornered About Kamala Not Visiting the Border – Her Response Says It All

    There might still be a Democrat occupying the White House in 2025, I suppose. But it’s growing increasingly unlikely that the occupant will be named Biden or Harris.

  51. 51

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:35 am

    Biden handed Harris a political grenade. Can she defuse it?

    With that personality? No fuckin’ way. She couldn’t even last until the primaries began last time she took on a challenge.

  52. 52

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 10:07 am

    @43 “By the way the black homeless guy that I bumped into on the street last friday called me an Angel … after I walked 3 blocks with him to buy him some lunch.”

    Don’t try that in a Republican town without having a bail bondsman lined up in advance.

  53. 53

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 10:11 am

    @47 Bob extolling gun violence again. To see Bob shed crocodile tears over a soon-to-be-dead cop, backtrack to #28. The last thing Bob wants is more background checks to keep guns away from psychos who kill cops.

  54. 54

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 10:12 am

    @48 What’s the wage rate for unemployed doctors? Just curious.

  55. 55

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 10:14 am

    @51 If we parked your personality on the border, migration would completely stop. Interested in volunteering? This is your golden opportunity to be a patriot.

  56. 56

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 10:17 am

    G-clown brags about his charity as much as Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit used to brag about how much money he made in the stock market each day.

    They’re both liars.

    G-clown, there are numerous published variations of Maimonides’ Eight Levels of Charity. You might consider familiarizing yourself with them.

    One of them, paraphrased, is to STFU about your alleged do-good activities. What sets you apart from the rest of us, G-clown, is not that you provide for others at times. It’s that you feel the need to build yourself up by bragging about it. You sick fuck.

  57. 57

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 10:19 am

    I doubt that there is anyone on HA who does not lend a helping hand from time to time.

  58. 58

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:12 am

    Ronald Reagan was shot, 40 years ago today.

  59. 59

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:16 am

    Thousands of times more quick-witted than First Vegetable Joe Biden.

  60. 60

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:25 am

    His staff couldn’t get him to consistently tell them where, or what, home plate is.

    Biden will not throw first pitch at Nationals opening day

    On the bright side, nobody will accuse First Vegetable Joe Biden of wearing mom jeans.

  61. 61

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:26 am

    49,

    A POLITICO analysis of the Capitol riot-related cases…

    Josh and Kyle hooked up at their favorite Jamba Juice, opened their laptops, and started zoom calling a handful of dudes they knew from college who went on to become lawyers and such.

    USAO-DC is not SDNY. The last guy who gave loving press head from that office was a Trump/Qanon holdover who was slated for firing the next day (and Tara was even dumb enough to pimp it).

    This is as much a complete misapprehension of the federal criminal system as it is media outrage-pimping. Stated ranges for crimes charged have almost nothing to do with sentencing, since the sentencing guidelines are so complex, with so many mitigating and/or aggravating branches. But also because the system essentially relies upon “load ’em up and deal ’em down”.

    But what ought to scare the fuck out of the terrorist Q-anon mob is that the US Attorney’s office is being so ponderous and methodical about this. In nearly every single case they are independently developing the evidence, while the FBI assigned to the cases continue to “learn as they go”. This does not describe a “quick and dirty” process like what you might find in low level drug cases. It looks a helluvalot more like the kind of slow, methodical, prosecution used to bring down organized crime and corporate crime.

    It’s actually a very large prosecution:
    https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases
    .. with a lot of cases and defendants. It’s much more comparable to a major organized crime prosecution, in which most of those charged cooperate in exchange for reduced charges and favorable sentencing recommendations. And it very much appears to still be in the early stages.

    And again, that’s probably what some of the “expert analysis” misses. It assumes that the event was merely “political expression” that “got out of hand”. And thus a whole bunch of “MAGA Tourists” are being put through the shit out of political vindictiveness. But if that were so, then we’d see much greater emphasis on the part of prosecutors to hurry to trial and put on a show. But that isn’t what we are seeing at all. These guys are all still fighting over pre-trial. That’s a big clue.

    This investigation continues to proceed as if there are organizational and causal connections between the event organizers and the criminal acts that ensued. And that’s because that is where the evidence continues to lead. Prosecutors here aren’t operating as if they are mopping up a bunch of corner dealers and runners after a police raid. Rather they are operating as if they are working their way methodically through the low level operators and dealers in order to build their case against the suppliers.

    The big difference being that in this case what is being “supplied” is political terrorism seeking to bring down the lawful democratic transfer of power. And Moms for America, Inc. may be just the beginning.

  62. 62

    Bob Dole spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:29 am

    Biden will not throw first pitch at Nationals opening day

    Neither will Bob Dole.

  63. 63

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:49 am

    Doctor Dumbfuck isn’t a cop-hater, nor is he a racist. To the contrary, he’s a shining example of equality in its purest form: He wants everyone dead. He cheers and dances on the grave whenever anyone dies, no matter who it is. Doctor Dumbfuck (hearts) death.

  64. 64

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:50 am

    @ 62

    Nor Tammy Duckworth, using that sick line of thought.

  65. 65

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:52 am

    I wonder if there’s a correlation between Doctor Dumbfuck’s fondness for death and the fact he’s not a practicing physician anymore?

  66. 66

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:53 am

    @ 63

    Doctor Dumbfuck (hearts) death.

    I’ve been John Creasy‘d. A guy could do worse.

  67. 67

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 11:57 am

    But what ought to scare the fuck out of the terrorist Q-anon mob is that the US Attorney’s office is being so ponderous and methodical about this.

    Shouldn’t this scare Hunter Biden as well?

    “John is a straight shooter,” says Stephen Robinson, who was the U.S. Attorney in Connecticut from 1998 to 2001 and had Durham as his deputy. “He is very careful, thoughtful, he’s methodical. It’s rare in today’s world, but he’s a person who runs away from the camera.”

  68. 68

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 12:12 pm

    Now that his step-mom is president the only thing that scares the fuck out of First Addict Hunter Biden is the possibility that he’s being too closely watched to continue to procure crack.

  69. 69

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 12:32 pm

    Jimmy Carter, on Laura Ingraham’s show:

    “I never have believed that Jesus Christ would approve of abortions and that was one of the problems I had when I was president having to uphold Roe v. Wade and I did everything I could to minimize the need for abortions. I made it easy to adopt children for instance who were unwanted and also initiated the program called Women and Infant Children or WIC program that’s still in existence now. But except for the times when a mother’s life is in danger or when a pregnancy is caused by rape or incest I would certainly not or never have approved of any abortions.”

    “I’ve signed a public letter calling for the Democratic Party at the next convention to espouse my position on abortion which is to minimize the need, requirement for abortion and limit it only to women whose life are in danger or who are pregnant as a result of rape or incest. I think if the Democratic Party would adopt that policy that would be acceptable to a lot of people who are now estranged from our party because of the abortion issue.”

    Abortion is nothing to cheer about. Y’all sick fucks have gone from “Safe, legal, and rare.” to T-shirts proudly proclaiming, “I had an abortion.”

    Y’all sick fucks have too much in common with Margaret Sanger. it’s time to take more than a step back.

  70. 70

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 12:32 pm

    64,
    Geezus, Bob. Don’t look now, but all the Brony-porn in your search history has come back to bite you.

    https://youtu.be/AwowvppNUUs?t=70

    My gawd. How humiliating.

  71. 71

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 12:37 pm

    …which is to minimize the need, requirement for abortion and limit it only to women whose life are in danger or who are pregnant as a result of rape or incest.

    You realize that Carter feels the exact same way about masturbation.

    Which is going to be a BIG problem for you and all the other Bronies.

  72. 72

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 12:48 pm

    @ 71

    I know how Carter felt about lust. I read it in the Playboy interview.

    And now I know what a Brony is.

  73. 73

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 1:16 pm

    And now I know what a Brony is.

    Sorry Bob. Your Google search history belies that claim too.

    Out of the infinite universe of YouTube videos of spastic concert twirlers only your search produces Bronies.
    In cards that’s what they call “a tell”.

    Own it.

    Bro.

  74. 74

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 1:24 pm

    @ 73

    In that video around the 1:33 mark or so there’s a guy doing something that looks like the Nazi salute.

    You sure you wouldn’t have gotten more mileage outta that, QoS McHillbilly? ’cause I’ve heard of Nazis before.

    Plus, if Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit didn’t know what BBC is, he’s certainly not gonna know what a Brony is.

  75. 75

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 1:38 pm

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit just always thought that all of those BBC entries Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit made in the check register meant that she was sending $200 a week in donations to the British Broadcasting Corporation.

    It’s not only because of his poor investing choices that the Dumbfuck Rabbit family is nowhere close to having a million dollars in assets. It’s not cheap for Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit to ride cowgirl on stuff that big.

  76. 76

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 2:09 pm

    In that video around the 1:33 mark or so there’s a guy doing something that looks like the Nazi salute.

    Said the guy also with lots of “Anne Frank” joke searches in his Google history …

    …surprising,

    absolutely,

    nobody.

  77. 77

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 2:29 pm

    The problem for Tara is that in the US, while about half of all pregnancies are unplanned, and about 25% of all pregnancies are terminated early, being a heel-clicking, Nazi-saluting Brony is an incredibly narrow and rare kink.

    But hey. If Tara wants to Tweet her Kink I say let her!

  78. 78

    Steve spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 4:01 pm

    Today’s best tweet.

    “How did QAnon miss PizzaGaetz?”

    This headline gets to the point.

    Matt Gaetz Is Said to Be Investigated Over Possible Sexual Relationship With a Girl, 17

  79. 79

    Steve spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 4:06 pm

    Remember this one?

    Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz was literally the only person to vote against an anti-human trafficking bill

    The only surprise for me is that it was a young girl and not a little boy or a farm animal.

  80. 80

    Steve spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 4:15 pm

    Doctor Dumbfuck and Matt Gaetz believe a Covid passport is a horrible infringement of our personal rights.

    Doctor Dumbfuck and Matt Gaetz also believe that inspecting young girl’s genitals before they play lacrosse is a very, very important.

  81. 81

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 4:39 pm

    78 – 80,
    Let us not forget Rep. Gaetz’ live-in “adopted son”, Nestor, who has a pension, a five-o’clock shadow, an AARP card, and is a part of a 30-and-over bowling league.

    Matt likes his “pizza” with extra adrenochrome.

    “Our relationship as a family is defined by our love for each other, not by any paperwork.” Ditto Bob’s horse.

  82. 82

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 5:13 pm

    @67 “Shouldn’t this scare Hunter Biden as well?”

    Why should any of us care?

  83. 83

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 5:17 pm

    @74 You expect forest creatures to know what a Brony is? Of course nobody where I come from ever heard of it. That’s a human thing.

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 5:20 pm

    @79 That vote makes perfect sense now. What kind of idiot votes himself into jail?

  85. 85

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 5:48 pm

    “Matt Gaetz also believe that inspecting young girl’s genitals before they play lacrosse is a very, very important.”
    They are inspecting in the hopes of finding a penis.

  86. 86

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 5:58 pm

    That’s a human thing.

    It’s a Republican thing.

    Just ask Rep. Gaetz.

  87. 87

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 6:05 pm

    Oh Daddy! Everything is just ruined!

    “Sweety I’m sorry, but I had no choice. It was either this or his AG was going to indict me for digging out some sweet sweet high school pussy with Matt Gaetz.”

  88. 88

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 7:50 pm

    What does Make America Great Again really mean?

    It’s been plain and simple to me. We all know what it means. Slavery for Black people, if they’re lucky.

    Bob is willing to kill and assault police to have it happen

  89. 89

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 7:54 pm

    @45.

    The Washington Post article linked is unavailable to me, paywall.

    Unfortunately I can’t read it.

  90. 90

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 7:59 pm

    Bob, we know your perfectly fine with the rioters not serving any jail time.

    You’re a racist pig. And a lover to a horse.

  91. 91

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:02 pm

    NYT:

    Mr. Gaetz said in an interview that his lawyers had been in touch with the Justice Department and that they were told he was the subject, not the target, of an investigation. “I only know that it has to do with women,” Mr. Gaetz said. “I have a suspicion that someone is trying to recategorize my generosity to ex-girlfriends as something more untoward.”

    If you give your girlfriend money, she’s not your girlfriend. She’s something else.

  92. 92

    G Massive spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:04 pm

    500,000 plus dead due to COVID, not massive, just a flux. Thousands of immigrants crossing a border? Massive, massive, just massively massive massive.

  93. 93

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:12 pm

    CBS News reporter:

    Nicole Sganga
    @NicoleSganga
    THREAD — Reporters toured the temporary border facility in Donna, TX today.

    The Biden admin allowed pooled coverage for the first time.

    We saw a “pod” designed for 32 migrant children under CDC guidelines now holding 615.

    The facility is at 1700% pandemic capacity.

    📸:TV Pool
    12:33 PM · Mar 30, 2021

    So, Cruz wasn’t embellishing anything. First Vegetable Joe Biden has created his own disaster. Bob Gates was right about First Vegetable Joe Biden, but only half-right, as it turns out.

    First Vegetable Joe Biden is wrong about every domestic policy question, too.

  94. 94

    G Massive giver of thousands to charity, the Angel spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:12 pm

    One of them, paraphrased, is to STFU about your alleged do-good activities. What sets you apart from the rest of us, G-clown, is not that you provide for others at times. It’s that you feel the need to build yourself up by bragging about it. You sick fuck.

    Did I ruin your day? You sick horse fucker.

    G Angel

  95. 95

    G Money Massive spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:13 pm

    Did Bob kill and assault any cops today?

  96. 96

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:15 pm

    This is how First Vegetable Joe Biden avoids 2500% of pandemic capacity in those pods. He stashes them under bridges.

    Nicole Sganga
    @NicoleSganga
    ·
    5h
    Reporters passed the Anzalduas International Bridge in Mission, TX, where dozens of migrants still appeared to be assembled underneath.

    We asked to stop, but were not permitted.

    Border agents told us
    @CBP
    does not intend to hold migrants there for more than a couple of hours.

    I don’t doubt that this disaster has not been CBP’s intent. It was Candidate Joe Biden’s intent.

  97. 97

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:16 pm

    I doubt that there is anyone on HA who does not lend a helping hand from time to time.

    Yeah guys don’t forget that the horse fucker too gives, he gives a dime once in a while to the horse federation.

  98. 98

    G Money Massive spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:21 pm

    Doctor Dumbfuck (hearts) death.

    I’ve been John Creasy‘d. A guy could do worse.

    You’re a goat fucker and a pig fucker and a horse fucker.

  99. 99

    G’s Money Mass Charity Giving spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:25 pm

    Abortion is nothing to cheer about. Y’all sick fucks have gone from “Safe, legal, and rare.” to T-shirts proudly proclaiming, “I had an abortion.”

    Y’all sick fucks have too much in common with Margaret Sanger. it’s time to take more than a step back.

    1. Your generalization and stereotype of all is just as sick, you sick horse fucking puppy.

    2. Why all the anger? Did the horse turn you down today?

  100. 100

    G Money spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:27 pm

    Doctor Dumbfuck and Matt Gaetz also believe that inspecting young girl’s genitals before they play lacrosse is a very, very important.

    Right after playing with the Horse’s penis.

  101. 101

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 8:47 pm

    If you give your girlfriend money, she’s not your girlfriend. She’s something else.

    If your girlfriend is seventeen, and you’re thirty eight, she’s not your girlfriend.

    She’s your victim.

  102. 102

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:01 pm

    NPR/Marist:

    First Vegetable Joe Biden’s approval only 52%, and with MOE of 3.4 points he may be underwater overall.

    Biden approval with Independents only 48%.

    Only 2/3 of Democrats approve of Biden’s handling of immigration.

    This is his honeymoon period. Expect worse numbers, and soon.

  103. 103

    Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:14 pm

    @ 10

    Good one. The pros don’t blow easy lay-ups.

  104. 104

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:24 pm

    I literally giggled at 102.

    It’s become a kind of performance art masterpiece of pathetic humiliation. At some point in the next three years when 4 of 5 Dems approve of Biden’s handling of the economy, Biden hosts the first Mars Mission astronauts at the White House, and his approval sits at 56% Tara’s going to dub it “the second honeymoon” and predict a “dead cat bounce” or some shit.

    52% was Ronald Reagan’s average approval. But that stood in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s average of 45.

    Trump’s average was 41. Bob voted for him four times.
    Way to “own the libs”, Bob

  105. 105

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:26 pm

    I wonder what Trump thinks of police now.

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/30/politics/us-capitol-police-sue-trump/index.html

    Probably same as America’s war dead.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/03/trump-american-war-dead-losers-suckers-report

  106. 106

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:45 pm

    G. Gordon Liddy is dead.

  107. 107

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 9:51 pm

    The World’s Dumbest Congressman(TM) has to pay the fine:.

    “Gohmert stated in his appeal that he … left the House floor briefly to use the restroom located outside the Speaker’s Lobby and was unaware that he had to undergo another screening upon reentering the chamber.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/545619-ethics-upholds-gohmerts-5000-metal-detector-fine

    I wonder how many times he was arrested in airports for the same thing?

  108. 108

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/30/21 at 10:08 pm

    Being an FBI informant doesn’t authorize you to overthrow the government. Nor does it earn the cops a gold star:

    “The defense lawyer’s claims buttress a widely held view among left-leaning ideological opponents of the Proud Boys that law enforcement has coddled them, condoned their violence and even protected them during their frequent street brawls with anti-fascists.”

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/lawyer-fbi-enlisted-proud-boys-leader-inform-antifa-76774101

  109. 109

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/31/21 at 1:15 am

    Read this article and then decide whether Biden is the vegetable Doctor Dumbfuck insists he is.

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/31/politics/joe-biden-infrastructure-plan-donald-trump/index.html

    Doctor Dumbfuck is in for a surprise. The best part is Biden’s going to raise his taxes and he’ll have to help pay for it.

  110. 110

    RedReformed spews:

    Wednesday, 3/31/21 at 7:56 am

    Maybe gohmert has not see the godfather movie but the security and Democrats had

  111. 111

    RedReformed spews:

    Wednesday, 3/31/21 at 8:03 am

    Matt Gaetz has a minor problem.

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