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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 8/18/25, 7:51 am

– Bainbridge Island has a chance to do something rad, and I hope that they don’t screw it up.

– New jerk off fence installed.

– This Chief Diaz fellow? I’m beginning to have some doubts.

– Hillary Franz, don’t protect creeps in your office challenge.

– Anyway, today is a good day to contact your legislator or member of Congress.

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  1. 1

    lmao spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 9:32 am

    Pay up assholes:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/08/18/newsmax-pay-67-million-settle-dominion-defamation-lawsuit/

    40 million there, 67 million here.. pretty soon it adds up to some real munee. (rolls eyes)

  2. 2

    Sydney Sweeney spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 10:14 am

    It’s just an ad for some jeans. Get the fuck over yourselves.

  3. 3

    Commanders of Gilead spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 10:16 am

    @2 BY HIS HAND..

    https://youtu.be/456RYz6fID8?si=DAEwKDXSmCvF-Wcx

  4. 4

    She dies have huge tracts of land spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 10:24 am

    @2

    No one’s talking about that EXCEPT the ‘reverse racism’ crowd

  5. 5

    This post is antisemitc spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 10:29 am

    Illegal colonizers attack Palestinians. Same as it ever was.

    BBC witnesses Israeli settlers’ attack on Palestinian farm in West Bank

    Adding the link nukes this post from publication for some reason

    (You know what would be super fun? A music festival on violently colonized land)

  6. 6

    The death of Ford spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 10:37 am

    Inexpensive Tiny cars designed for short trips/commutes in cities with little car infrastructure….

    ‘No one wants that’ General Motors.

    https://electrek.co/2025/08/18/meet-livian-smurf-ev-its-adorable-and-only-costs-5000/

  7. 7

    lmao spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 10:53 am

    For the haters out there. you know who you are:

    I was 17 years old when I had my baby, a girl I named Sarah, after my favorite book as a child, “Sarah, Plain and Tall.”

    A day later after Sarah was born, I handed her over to her adoptive parents. They were a young couple I handpicked from the adoption agency’s big binder, and now their dream of starting a family was finally coming true.

    They revealed that they were renaming her Hanna,

    When Hanna turned 6, my husband, daughter, and I flew back to my home state to see my family for Christmas. Hanna’s family lived an hour away from mine, and they invited me to visit them..

    I worried until our first moment alone, on the front steps of her home, when she poked me in the stomach and said, “Mommy said God put me in your belly because she couldn’t have me in hers.”

    I loved watching her [Hanna] interact with my young daughters, who Hanna immediately and fully accepted as her little sisters.

    When Hanna was 13, I got a message from her that hit me like a train going full speed. We had begun chatting almost daily via Facebook messenger — something I always looked forward to — but I never expected to see these two words pop up on my screen.

    “I’m trans.”

    Hanna’s adoptive parents offered no support and referred to his brave coming out as “a phase.” They refused to use any other name but the one they bestowed upon him and would not allow him to seek counseling or see a doctor for potential hormone blockers. Instead they looked to religion and prayed this phase would end.

    https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA1KoRZl.img?w=630&h=845&m=6&x=248&y=291&s=111&d=60

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/at-17-i-gave-my-baby-up-i-never-expected-the-2-word-message-my-child-would-one-day-send-me/ar-AA1KoKYx

    I don’t think their prayers were answered save for “live and let live, ya morons.” Aaron isn’t hurting anyone save from the headache you suffer from your heads being you-know-where.

  8. 8

    NATO spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 11:33 am

    ‘Sir, why are you asking unconditional surrender by Ukraine?”

    “In just four days I’ve made DC safe again and restaurants are busier than ever.”

  9. 9

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 11:33 am

    @1 The dumbfuck troll had plenty to say about a skateboard kid’s nuisance lawsuit against CBS. Where is he now that here’s a real-life judgment for actual defamation?

  10. 10

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 11:36 am

    @6 It’s an all-weather golf cart. Trump should love it. New Jersey winters are cold and wet.

  11. 11

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 11:39 am

    @7 If they’re so damned religious, why is it so hard for them to understand God did this, and they’re rebelling against God’s plan for Aaron?

    “Thy will be done, amen”

  12. 12

    lmao spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 11:40 am

    These guys are laughing it up:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/KNYSJNWGTP42ZN675KHSM4K4PE.JPG&w=1200

    jerkoff dickbrain bowman must have its pants and drawers around its ankles, ass taking in air after a few cracks of the paddle from pants shitter – sorry Volodymyr, pants shitter reserves that privilege.

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/18/25 at 11:50 am

    @8 Field Marshal Drumpf doesn’t understand aggressors must be defeated or they’ll resume the battle on their terms. A ceasefire allows Putin to regroup and rearm. His pledges will be worthless unless the West provides guarantees Trump doesn’t want to fulfill now. The only way to ensure future peace is by destroying the enemy’s will to fight. Bending to Putin’s will fails to do that. What’s needed is providing Ukraine with the means to defeat him on the battlefield.

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