Phone weirdness means a short post today and I don’t know about the rest of the week.
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I have all the proofs that the 2024 election was stolen!!!111111eleven
YLB can back me up on this!! She knows all the truths!!
His Song finally killed her.
It was just yesterday (@ 176) that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit spewed:
Mark Penn, Trumpster, hahaha. 🤡🤡💩 Every other poll shows Trump shedding support and his approval rating underwater.
He was wrong when he wrote it, and the Harvard-Harris poll makes him embarrassingly wrong:
And as Welfare Queen YLB has told us, he did it all while fighting a cold that night!
Fat Hitler has ordered his Secretary of Agriculture to lower egg prices. In response Brooke Rollins (DEI) is announcing an intervention to stop further destruction of flocks infected with H5N1 avian influenza to prevent pandemic spread of the deadly virus and further crossover into human populations.
That ought to work. Widespread infection and a few more cases of bird to human transmission should reliably produce a collapse in demand and prices along with it.
The Kootenay County Sheriff who was seen this weekend directing the felonious criminal assault of a woman at a Republican town hall in Coeur d’Alene because she dared to speak in opposition, is now facing an investigation for possible criminal fraud stemming from his disability retirement from the LACSD, where he draws about $150,000 per year in full disability benefits while also drawing a full active duty salary as a Sheriff in Kootenay County Idaho.
MAGA Mike Jesus Johnson who has publicly stated he believes in the story of Noah and the Flood is giving interviews on Algorithms and how Elon told home Data Crawling is just GRRRRRRREAT!
@ 5
Sure, let’s leave out the USDA’s conditional approval of a vaccine in the last week as part of the reason that culling will not be used as much now.
HA libbies, 12:01 p.m. January 20 – February 23:
HA libbies, beginning today:
Such a weak approach to dissent.
The DEI hire who has been ordered by “The King” to reduce egg prices fast has ordered the department she oversees to approve something so more infected eggs can get to consumers.
Undoubtedly that will result in more eggs at much lower prices.
Good stuff. Strong post. Very convincing.
(Dumbfuck responds.) Yum. Virally.
We understand perfectly.
Make US produced eggs into deadly poison and you won’t be able to give them away.
Team Trump: It wasn’t US spending $400 MILLION to bail out Elon and his CyberTruck that can’t be sold for $50k anymore. THAT WAS A BIDEN PLAN.
Yeah no. The Biden administration was looking at $483,000, yes thousand, to buld a few prototypes and up to $3m to build EV charging stations on bases with Tesla being one of the bidders.
https://www.npr.org/2025/02/24/nx-s1-5305269/tesla-state-department-elon-musk-trump
MAGA can have my share of the soon to become poison eggs. And I’m sure they will.
The people who don’t believe in vaccines also don’t believe in the germ theory of disease. Already Elmo’s favorite media platforms are spreading the word that H5N1 is a lab variant hatched in China to weaken Fat Hitler. Once a few human to human transmissions are confirmed our fuckstick troll will fall in line too.
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I read that there’s a website somewhere dedicated to the Cybertruck’s problems.
It’s called Cyberstuck.
The Boss has officially ditched X for Bluesky.
https://bsky.app/profile/officialbruce.bsky.social
The Boss officially ditched originality more than a decade ago.