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  1. 1

    Where is everyone? Formulating comments about Gaetz’s report from the House?

  2. 2

    lmao.. let’s talk about dumbfuck’s “winner”:

    Sinema’s campaign organization has not raised any money in the last two quarters since she announced her departure from the Senate, but fundraising from past years has left her with nearly $5 million in cash.

    That has given her campaign plenty of money for a globe-spanning spending spree.

    The expenses, according to the CREW complaint, include trips to various locations spread across several months that include:

    $15,000 of spending in California and Colorado over the summer in locations that included Three Sticks Wines, a winery where Sinema has both interned and courted private equity donors

    $82,000 in a grab bag of travel expenses this year that include $3,600 in the United Kingdom and $5,400 in France, including $2,800 at the Castel de Très Girard in the wine region of Burgundy

    CREW said that despite “an extensive search of the public record,” it was unable to find evidence that the expenses related to official congressional duties or to campaign activities.

    https://theintercept.com/2024/12/20/kyrsten-sinema-campaign-spending-castle-france

    So Kyrsten exits DC soaked in wine and munee.. dumbfuck would recommend bourbon heh but the munee part.. that shit’s just fine.

  3. 3

    He is a champion for conservative values.

    And his show debuts next week.

    No it’s not a reboot of Girls Gone Wild.

  5. 5

    The sex shit is pretty standard maybe even tame for a swamp state scumbag like Gaetz but it’s the lame attempts at obstruction that’s the real comedy.

    Don’t sleep on the petty bribery.

    I mean who in the fuck takes free ED meds in exchange for House votes?

  6. 6

    In the end it may not amount to much.

    But I still got it, motherfuckers.

  9. 9

    Some are saying that Caribbean orgies with prostitutes goes against the Congressman’s stated family values rhetoric while in this Ohio diner a hipster democrat said he admires the game.

  11. 11

    There’s a lot with the Panama canal thing. Climate change has affected the amount of water available to fill it. China, during the first Trump administration built two ports immediately adjacent to the canal and uses that as leverage to get better passage rates. The US has no such leverage except economic chaos of Tariffs and sanctions.

    “But I’ve got a big Navy.” is Dotard’s plan.

  12. 12

    @11 “But I’ve got a big Navy.” is Dotard’s plan.

    Which will have to sail around the Horn after Panama blows up the locks to fend off the northern invaders.

    “It’s our canal and we can do what we want with it.” — Panama

  13. 13

    Now that we know what Gaetz did, Trump’s attempt to make this scumbag attorney general can only be described as depraved.

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    Trump could bring down egg prices by increasing the supply by allowing egg farmers to sell eggs from diseased birds. What do we need food inspection for anyway??? You’re all gonna die of something someday anyhow, and Elon says doing away with food inspectors will reduce deficits so he can get a big tax break on his $56 billion paycheck.

    It’s just incredible how fucking stupid Trump voters are. They learned absolutely nothing from the first four years.

  17. 17

    @13

    To answer that question we turn to tonight’s panel, Ghislane Maxwell, Andrew Tate and Anthony Masterson. Welcome to Hannity.

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    I’d like to thank the Biden administration for confirming that there are some crimes for which capital punishment is appropriate.

    I don’t mind the 37. I think he should have done it for all 40, because by not doing so, he’s made it clear that killing a criminal is sometimes appropriate, and the only thing left to argue about is when to do it.

    I don’t think that was what he intended, but here we are.

  20. 20

    @19

    MAGA Base, “you can’t kill those fine young men who killed the jews and the negroes.”

  21. 21

    @19 “killing a criminal is sometimes appropriate, and the only thing left to argue about is when to do it”

    And that’s quite an argument, judging from the hundreds of death row inmates who’ve been exonerated.

    But I have no problem with executing these three terrorists. Biden did the right thing by leaving them on death row. What distinguishes them from those ex-death row inmates is (1) they’re guilty beyond any doubt, and (2) they weren’t put there by a shoddy criminal justice system or because of their race.

    Trump’s vendetta against the Innocent Central Park Five, and his attempt to make a sexual predator America’s chief law enforcement officer, highlights some of what can wrong with the justice system. And you, dumbass, vote for that shit.

  22. 22

    @20 Trump can commute them if he wants to. But he probably has too much bloodlust to do that. The Jew killer he won’t, the immigrant he definitely won’t, but he might give a break to the Nazi who wasted a church full of black people and claim Biden made him do it.

  23. 23

    Pedo Gaetz:

    “The media and the liberals are persecuting me because I’m an outspoken klownservaturd..”

    That you are scumbag. A klown and a turd. So bad that even one repuke on the Ethics Committee went turncoat on your slimy ass.

  24. 24

    @23 “Even one” should be read as “only one,” which is a problem.

    We now know what MAGA Mike tried to cover up. And who Trump tried to appoint as AG. The GOP is untethered from basic morality, perhaps permanently.

  29. 29

    Boxcheck Momala channeled her inner Bono when meeting with the Teamsters:

    Ken Klippenstein
    @kenklippenstein

    Teamsters union president says Kamala Harris told him, “I’m gonna win, with you or without you.”

    6:05 PM · Dec 23, 2024

    She was awful. Small wonder Mayor Pete is gonna run.

  30. 30

    @29 Sonny Bono was a lousy singer, writer of mediocre pop songs, former mayor of Palm Springs and a House repuke who died hitting a tree skiing. His wifey poo (like half his age, heh) took over his seat in Congress as a repuke who voted Clinton’s impeachment out of Committee, remarried a Florida repuke House washout and lost her forgotten ex husband’s seat to a Dem physician.

    No resemblance to Harris who served as CA’s top law enforcement official and won the seat in the U.S. Senate that Sonny Bono once coveted.

  33. 33

    One would think that Democrats would have learned from #CrookedHillary’s decision to blow off the law enforcement groups in 2016.

    Not so much, it turned out:

    Batya Ungar-Sargon
    @bungarsargon

    The realignment: Trump is absolutely cleaning up with Teamsters while Harris boasts the support of the deep state, Dick Cheney, and Goldman Sachs.

    5:41 PM · Sep 18, 2024

  35. 35

    Harris boasts the support of the deep state, Dick Cheney, and Goldman Sachs.

    Kamala Harris won 74,999,166 votes or 48.3 percent of the votes cast. That was 6,285,500 fewer popular votes than Biden won in 2020, but 774,847 more than Trump won in 2020…

    Trump won 77,284,118 votes, or 49.8 percent of the votes cast for president. That is the second highest vote total in U.S. history, trailing only the 81,284,666 votes that Joe Biden won in 2020.

    https://www.cfr.org/article/2024-election-numbers

    #2 eh? Otherwise known as first loser.. or a bowel movement.. for posterity. Blame elmo’s quarter billion dollars.

  36. 36

    So orange pants shitting il douche wants to annex Canada, take over Greenland and seize back the Panama Canal.. This is a familiar pattern:

    Mussolini infused Italian nationalism with nostalgia for Imperial Rome, thus providing a very specific framework for its quest for spazio vitale (‘living space’, or as the Germans would later call it: Lebensraum).

    By 1929, Italy already controlled Libya (marked in the same colour as Italy on this map), and was sending droves of colonists over. Outright annexation would follow a few years later. Italian control over the Mediterranean was both a means and an end of Italy’s expansionism. The ultimate goal was to recreate the Mare Nostrum – ‘Our Sea’ – of olden times: the Mediterranean as a Roman lake.

    https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/italy-embiggened-and-encircled/

    elmo’s orange pants shitting coffee boi is unlikely to follow through as it is, just for now, a poor tv entertainer playing to sicko-phants and pfools.

    But we can have a good laugh, for now anyway.

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    @33 The Teamsters liked Nixon, too. What has changed?

    Is that all you’ve got? A Mafia union that consistently sides with America’s worst presidents? That’s weak sauce, dumbfuck, and so are you.

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