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    After MAGA funders poured a hundred million into an illegal effort to get Brain Worms, Jr🐛on the ballot in swing states, now the 78-year-old convicted felon is hinting that he may dump Senator 🛋️ and replace him with 🐛.

    Aside from the desperate panic this reveals, it begs an obvious question:
    Why don’t Republicans ever simply try to win elections with quality candidates, popular ideas, and voter turnout?

    It’s always a fucking scam with these guys. Always voter suppression. Always fake spoiler campaigns that blow up in their faces. Always robo-calling The Blacks trying to trick voters. And then when that all fails, an armed weird-beard attack on the Capitol.

    Is it possible Republicans all just suck?

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    @ 4

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron is oblivious to the fact that it was the Boxcheck Momala campaign that announced “The debate about the debates is over.”, and then asked ABC News to modify the debate format to Boxcheck Momala’s liking.

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    the internet is having a great time mocking the right wing for attempting Gotcha Trivia on Governor Walz.
    —
    Ginny Hogan on Xitter
    Additional lies Tim Walz has told:
    – said he was “doing great” when in fact, he was just doing ok
    – said he got his hair cut, when truthfully, it was multiple hairs
    – reported a “bad case of the Mondays” without getting a physician’s confirmation of official diagnosis
    —
    Andrew Nadeau on Xitter
    Another unconscionable lie from Tim Walz:
    In 2017 Tim was reportedly at a friend’s house and said, “Welp, I gotta head out.” But then stood in the entry way to chat for another 75 minutes!
    Which is it Tim? Do you “gotta head out” or not??
    —
    Ben Wexler on Xitter
    THE LYING CONTINUES: In 2017, Tim Walz was seen drinking from a “World’s Greatest Dad” mug, even though no such international contest was held that year
    — Holy shit, I hope he gets nailed on the Worlds Greatest Dad thing; talk about stolen valor!
    —
    “It was reported that Tim Walz engaged in petty theft by stealing his daughters nose when she was a child, leaving her confused and befuddled. Tim promptly returned her nose as to not face any criminal chargers and bribed his daughter with ice cream afterwards. ”
    —
    “That’s nothing. Back in 2016, Tim Walz was on his way to an important meeting. He called ahead to alert the other party that he was running “a minute or two late.”
    He arrived seven minutes and 43 seconds late.”
    —
    ” One lady told me a story about him that happened many years ago. While out walking, she heard him say, “Who’s a good boy?” She realized he was talking to a dog.
    Either he was delusional thinking the dog would talk to him or he was assigning a human noun to an animal. Either way, it was disturbing and scared her 15-week old fetus. That’s probably why her child is gay”
    —
    “This just in: Tim Walz allegedly engaged in cannibalism, as family members have recounted numerous times he would “gobble up” his children’s toes. ”
    —
    Given that republican’s candidate is a convinced criminal who would sell the country to the Chinese if he could get a dollar and Project 2025 wants to gut social security and set up a theocratic dictatorship with women have less rights than breeding farm animals, republicans are throwing everything at the wall, desperate something sticks.

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    @5
    Sure Jan.

    Vice President Harris: What if we had the mics be hot?
    That might be better.
    Convinced Criminal: You are changing the debate. I’m chickening out.

    Put in other words
    Person one: I know we agreed on gold but what if we painted the wall tan?
    Person two: I WANT A DIVORCE!

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    During a debate Boxcheck Momala needs a written teleprompter.

    Trump spokesman Jason Miller retorted that the Republican nominee had “accepted the ABC debate under the exact same terms as the CNN debate.” He alleged Harris’ representatives sought “a seated debate, with notes, and opening statements.”

    Memorized opening statements by each side means one fewer question, at least, that Boxcheck Momala will have to answer.

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    @7

    Someone has a case of the Monday’s.

    Michigan, in a race with all candidates including Kennedy, Harris +1.

    Head to Head, Harris +2. (AmGreatness* / TIPP)

    *Appears to be a GOP poll

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    @ 9

    Let it be known that The Even Bigger Fucking Moron needs a political cartoon explained to him. Which surprises nobody.

    The donkey is the Democrat party.

    The other figures are DJT, Tulsi, RFK Jr., and Elon.

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    @ 11

    Head to Head, Harris +2. (AmGreatness* / TIPP)

    *Appears to be a GOP poll

    I agree. But did you catch the Trafalgar approach to the poll?

    24% of Michigan voters say they are still deciding, and by an 8% margin, they say that their neighbors are voting for Trump over Harris, 44-36%.

    To answer my own question, here’s what I referred to:

    Trade Secrets From the Predictors Who Called a Trump Victory
    Shy voters, what the media ignored and other lessons from the few who got it right—and were laughed at.

    I grew up in the South and everybody is very polite down here, and if you want to find out the truth on a hot topic, you can’t just ask the question directly. So, the neighbor is part of the mechanism to get that real answer. In the 11 battle ground states, and 3 non-battleground, there was a significant drop-off between the ballot test question [which candidate you support] and the neighbors’ question [which candidate you believe most of your neighbors support]. The neighbors question result showed a similar result in each state: Hillary dropped [relative to the ballot test question] and Trump comes up across every demographic, every geography. Hillary’s drop was between 3 and 11 percent while Trump’s increase was between 3 and 7 percent. This pattern existed everywhere from Pennsylvania to Nevada to Utah to Georgia, and it was a constant.

    It was this approach that David Goldstein famously referred to as “bullshit polls”, before watching his favored candidate get her ass handed to her two days later. Goldy later left HA in shamebecause fascism.

    Answer a Michigan poll the wrong way, especially in Tlaib’s district, and you might end up beheaded. Keep that in mind when reading Michigan polls.

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    He alleged Harris’ representatives sought “a seated debate, with notes, and opening statements.”
    The Harris campaign denied Miller’s claim that she wanted notes or to be seated during the debate.

    Believe her. Republicans lie. Proof: Troll.

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    7,

    “Why are you guys pretending that you aren’t helping Trump?”

    The same question has been asked of this miserably humiliated 💩🧌 at least a thousand times.

    Fuck off
    Pretty much

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    @ 16

    Tulsi’s takedown of Boxcheck Momala wasn’t quite as vicious as the one Warren dropped on Bloomberg, but it was still a sight to see.

    Tulsi Gabbard, the former representative from Hawaii who ran for president as a Democrat, is expected to formally endorse former President Donald Trump’s third presidential bid today at his event in Detroit, Michigan, a source with knowledge of the matter tells CNN.

    Boxcheck Momala did her very best to keep black men imprisoned. Because Willie Brown never told her when.

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    Let it be known that The 💩🧌 needs to have it explained to him that every one of those assholes is a crazed Republican. Which surprises nobody.

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    @ 15

    Every republican cartoon is projection.

    Every political cartoon is well over The Even Bigger Fucking Moron‘s head.

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    Tulsi Gabbard, the former representative from Hawaii who ran for president as a Democrat…

    For more on this please reference the second comment in this thread.
    http://horsesass.org/monday-op.....nt-1513145

    Republicans are Republicans.
    And they all suck ass.

    Disengaged low information voters in swing states have absolutely no idea who that Hawaiian cult member even is, much less whatever the fuck she said five years ago in a debate none of them watched or even knew took place.

    Groveling for a new TRUMP Time Musheen. 🤡

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    @13

    Trafalger?

    Answer a Michigan poll the wrong way, especially in Tlaib’s district when your MAGA husband or dad is a couple beers in and you might end up beheaded in the ER or dead. Keep that in mind when reading Michigan any polls.

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    Appeal of Cannon dismissal in SD Florida filed this morning.
    80 pages of concise cite to binding precedent.

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    With his groveling phone call into Bret Bauer on Thursday the elderly convicted felon “Ratings Machine” managed to pull Fox up to about 1/3rd the viewers of CNN and MSNBC.

    I’m sorry Grandpa. What was that you said? None of us were listening.

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    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump
    I watched ABC FAKE NEWS this morning, both lightweight reporter Jonathan Carl’s(K?) ridiculous and biased interview of Tom Cotton (who was fantastic!), and their so-called Panel of Trump Haters, and I ask, why would I do the Debate against Kamala Harris on that network? Will panelist Donna Brazil give the questions to the Marxist Candidate like she did for Crooked Hillary Clinton? Will Kamala’s best friend, who heads up ABC, do likewise. Where is Liddle’ George Slopadopolus hanging out now? Will he be involved. They’ve got a lot of questions to answer!!! Why did Harris turn down Fox, NBC, CBS, and even CNN? Stay tuned!!!
    2.85k ReTruths 9.74k Likes 8/25/24, 21:04:17pm

    12 Hours later

    “Kamala changed the terms! We are LEAVING and it’s HER FAULT!”

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    25,
    The accurate sequential historical order of events is an outmoded and meaningless concept when you own a MAGA TIME MUSHEEN.

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    Donald Trump boasted of building the “Rolls-Royce” of walls during a visit to a segment of border barrier.
    There was just one problem: That segment of wall was actually built by the administration of President Barack Obama
    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-border-wall-stunt_n_66cc0335e4b0f0ded8062bf3
    The border is so safe that Trump didn’t need to use his bulletproof glass. So it turns out Trump is more scared of Republicans than he is of illegal immigrants. Someone seeking a better life and honest work vs someone trying to ruin lives and supporting a dictator. Statistically speaking, more republicans have tried to shoot him than illegal immigrants, so the math is solid.

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    Following Vice President Harris’s inspiring acceptance speech on Thursday night CNN went live in Allentown PA with a panel of “undecided” Pennsylvania voters. The host polled the eight to see if the convention and speech had persuaded any of them to pick a ticket. Of the eight, six announced that they were now ready to vote for Vice President Harris. One remained undecided. And one, Bryant Rosado, announced that he would vote for Trump.

    Five minutes of independent online digging quickly revealed the fact that Rosado is a long time Trump supporter who clearly identifies himself as a “MAGA Minion” in his professional profile and online socials. Rosado now says that when he was contacted by CNN he made all this abundantly clear to them and told them that he would be voting for Trump no matter what, but that the CNN producers invited him to appear as an “undecided” voter in their live panel anyway.

    This would be one of the so-called “liberal” networks deliberately planting a Republican MAGA ringer on their panel to deceive their viewers and to make Trump appear more popular and successful than he is. He’s the Susan Delemus of 2024. And as that implies this is nothing at all new or unusual for CNN. They’ve been caught doing just this shit at least a half dozen times. During the BeerBong McDateRape confirmation hearings CNN empaneled five “average conservative women voters” to poll them for their reactions to some of the allegations leveled about the nominee’s past sexual misconduct and sexual assaults. They all collectively shrugged and suggested that they considered the alleged conduct to be NBD, something that shocked many viewers. Then we learned that three of the five were professional Republican operatives paid to served on the panel, and that CNN likely knew their identities at the time.

    These big global media companies cannot be trusted at all. And that includes lending any trust to the personalities they hire to present the propoganda. They are precisely selecting diverse and charismatic personalities in order to specifically target different audience demographics. There’s a Spice Girl for everyone. But they are still telling the lies being fed to them by the producers. And while it’s obvious that the methodology of selecting eight people to represent a million undecided voters in Pennsylvania is bogus, it’s even more obvious that regardless of methodology, CNN set out to lie to viewers and to produce a piece of political propoganda favorable to Trump.

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    @29 Seriously? Looks to me like Trump needs Tulsi to prop him up, and still is afraid of Kamala. Maybe he should send her to the debate, although I honestly don’t think that would help very much or at all.

    LOL …

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    The Village Idiot subscribes to Grubbard’s YouTube channel and thinks that’s something to be proud of.

    Nick Fuentes, Ye, Elmo, Brain Worms, Roger Stone, The Qanon Shaman, Smirking MAGATeen, Matty Gaetz, Senator SofaLUV, Kid Rock, Viktor Shokin, Shambles Bannon, Peter Navarro, Amber Rose, Hulk Hogan, Russel Brand, Backpages Barbie, and now Grubbard.

    How many of them are not heroin users?

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    @ 31

    How many of them are not heroin users?

    If you’re making a list of heroin users, POS Hunter Biden’s name goes to the top.

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    Uh oh.

    Politics
    Green Party candidate Jill Stein to remain on Wisconsin ballot after court decision

    The court decided against hearing the challenge brought by David Strange, an employee of the Democratic National Committee, who sought to oust Stein from the ballot. The court did not explain its reasoning.

    “We determine that the petitioner is not entitled to the relief he seeks,” the court said in its unsigned order.

    Even with a Democrat-majority state supreme court, lawfare by Democrats against non-Democrats is not always successful.

    RFK Jr. and his former running mate made it clear that Democrats know they will lose unless a combination of lawfare and fraud can overcome Trump’s advantage.

    Now it looks like they will lose Wisconsin. It will look that way even more when Boxcheck Momala is finally forced to open her mouth and speak without a teleprompter.

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    POS Hunter Biden’s name goes to the top.

    Please get right back to us just as soon as this person is invited to appear on a stage with the nominee to offer his endoresement.

    Mmkay?

    Cool beans. You’ve locked down the drug addicted celebrity cult vote. It’s a cinch! And also weird!

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    RFK Jr. and his former running mate made it clear…

    …that they illegally employed a billionaire funded Super PAC to fund their ballot access efforts and then got caught red-handed.

    Next time they should hire competent lawyers instead of listening to the voices of the 🧠🐛🐛
    Chin up, dumbfuck. You don’t look half as gullible as Nicole Shanahan or Cheryl Hines.

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    Saw RIP MegaBus trending earlier. Just people mourning the impending shutdown of a discount intercity coach operator. I would say they can always go back to taking Greyhound, but Greyhound is not much far behind. It’s already been rebranded in regions including here in the PNW by their German parent company, FlixBus.

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    Why don’t Republicans ever simply try to win elections with quality candidates, popular ideas, and voter turnout?

    Well, they simply don’t want to govern…..and this is where it leads to. Catering to deplorable POS dummies. The most famous one is our resident troll who lost his pom poms….but the skirt is safe…..the horses love the skirt.

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    Funny to watch Bob grasp for the short straw.

    Fucking hillarious.

    Bob, you may have more than just the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus, and it’s alot worse, eating at your brain.

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    When is the vaccine for The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus coming out…..not asking for a friend…some people seem to badly need it.

    Womenz be assualted and killed daily by the straight dudes.

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    35)Already some are calling his loss of Secret Service vindictive.

    Just imagine if some crazy should do something to the guy; Then they would say the the removal of the Secret Service was more than just vindictive, that it was deliberate, so that Biden(Harris) could take the guy out.

    These people are traitors to Democracy. Stowers of chaos.

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    37,

    Vindictive?
    How so?

    He took a hundred million dollars from a few MAGA billionaires and set it on fire. Then he took $80 million from Sergey Brin’s ex-wife and blew it all flying private jets all over the country using drugs and fucking hookers in $1,2000 a night hotel suites. Anyone in the Biden administration with a grudge has to get in line behind a bunch of assholes billionaires like Tim Mellon.

    If the guy winds up dead the circle of suspects can be counted on one hand. He doesn’t need taxpayer provided security any more than the nearest pedophile priest.

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    46)By MAGA bots and trolls that don’t understand how Secret Service protection for those other than the sitting President work. Candidates, once they are no longer in the race, usually lose it immediately, regardless of wetter they endorse another candidate. It’s the events of 68 and 72 that led to the protective detail, and there have been attempts to curtail protection for future ex-Presidents.

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    So have you all been following the now exploding story of Ron DeSantis and his State Parks head approving a plan to sell off protected wildlife parkland to a Canadian developer of luxury Golf Courses and golf housing communities?

    So who is the most notorious golf course owner in Florida?

    Man, that’s gonna leave a mark.

    Florida, with its abortion measure on the ballot, goes blue.

    There’s audio tapes. Hat Tip to Tampa Bay Times / Orlando Sentinel.

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    In today’s drag queen story hour …

    “After being provided with inaccurate information, information that I failed to verify, I publicly accused Robert Champion aka Monique Toosoon of being a registered sex offender and Michael McMahon aka Clara Divine of ‘rubbing butts’ with children,” Love said in the statement, according to The Washington Post. “… I have since learned that those assertions were completely false. I wish to publicly retract those statements and apologize to Robert and Michael.” — New Hampshire GOP state representative

    Also here’s a $100,000 check for each of you.

    https://www.rawstory.com/drag-queens/

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    @53 I’m not aware of any law that forces anyone to be a candidate. A ballot deadline would only keep a replacement candidate’s name off the ballot.

    The most interesting case of this nature I’ve ever heard of is that of Byron “Low Tax” Looper, who was running against a state senator. Tennessee law prevented replacing a candidate less than 30 days before an election, so on the 29th day before the election, Looper murdered his opponent. He (1) didn’t expect to be caught, and (2) believed he was sure to win, being the only candidate on the ballot. There was a witness, he was arrested before the election, the victim’s wife ran as a write-in candidate, and she got 94% of the votes. Looper died of a heart attack in the same prison housing Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassin. For our purposes, this case illustrates how election law works when a candidate dies or drops out after a ballot deadline passes.

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    Four years ago state governors had to deploy National Guard troops to protect COVID supply shipments from being seized by Donald Trump’s son-in-law.

    Congress approved $2 trillion in COVID emergency spending for critical supplies like testing, masking, sanitation, treatment and economic stimulus. Congress included naming a special Inspector General to oversee federal agencies spending of the money to report back to the Congress. Trump attached a “signing statement” to the bill removing the IG leaving his son-in-law in charge.

    One million of your neighbors died.
    Trump and his pals got richer.

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    @ 56

    Four years ago state governors had to deploy National Guard troops to protect COVID supply shipments from being seized by Donald Trump’s son-in-law.

    ProPublica didn’t see it that way, QoS McHillbilly:

    …the New York public hospital system was running low on critical supply.” So Kushner called Dr. Mitchell Katz, who runs the 12-hospital system, which serves, in a normal year, over a million patients. Kushner said he’d asked Katz which supply he was most nervous about: “He told me it was the N95 masks. I asked what his daily burn was. And I basically got that number.”
    …
    In a follow-up email, Freddi Goldstein, the mayor’s press secretary, confirmed the receipt of 1 million N95 masks and over 500,000 Tyvek gowns. She said of Kushner, “He’s been very responsive and helpful thus far.”

    Praise for Kushner has been resounding from Democratic officials in New York and New Jersey. De Blasio has thanked him repeatedly, as have New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy and Sen. Cory Booker. Even New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, in his alternating dance of praise and opprobrium for the White House, has singled out Kushner for accolades (and no barbs). As a senior official in the Murphy administration put it: “I have found Jared to be incredibly responsive. We talk a few times a day on the phone.” The official said text exchanges are even more frequent.

    Name me one thing that Bi-Done appointed Boxcheck Momala to oversee that has resulted in expressions of gratitude along these lines, QoS McHillbilly.

    Oh, and were New York and New Jersey governors among those who brought in the National Guard to interfere with Kushner’s efforts to deliver aid?

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    Say, when will Boxcheck Momala sit for that interview we’ve been promised?

    Maybe Axios could provide the interviewer:

    Harris flip-flops on building the border wall

    If she’s elected president, Kamala Harris pledges to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on the wall along the southern border — a project she once opposed and called “un-American” during the Trump administration.

    Why it matters: It’s the latest example of Harris flip-flopping on her past liberal positions such as supporting Medicare for All and banning fracking — proposals that aides say she now is against.

    In the interview maybe she can be asked when it was that she decided to become an un-American cunt in order to get elected without a single primary vote for her. Which, itself, is un-American. But I digress.

    There’s a bright side to all of this. By the time November 5 rolls around there will be no gap between Trump’s policies and the ones Boxcheck Momala flip-flopped to support. Either way it’s a Trump presidency.

    Oh, and it turns out Border Czar Boxcheck Momala didn’t even have a hand in the sausage-making:

    Between the lines: Lankford said he was surprised with Harris’ full embrace of the border bill this year.

    He told Axios that Harris wasn’t involved in the months-long negotiations: “We never saw any vice president staff here. … She was a Johnny-come-never.”

    Maybe not, but Willie Brown came plenty.

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    Why is it ok for Republicans to regulate a woman’s body to save a fetus, but it’s NOT ok for Republicans to regulate the sale of guns to save the life of a child.

  62. 62

    Why is it ok for Republicans to regulate a woman’s body to save a fetus, but it’s NOT ok for Republicans to regulate the price of insulin to save the life of a diabetic?

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    Last week I joked that RFK Jr. would ensure that Joe Rogan is SecDef in the forthcoming Trump II administration. It’s no longer a joke.

    Politics
    Trump taps RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard for presidential transition team

    Hey, it couldn’t be any worse than the job Mayor Pete has done as secretary of transportation.

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    @ 63

    US Consumer Confidence Rises.

    Confidence rises for me. For Welfare Queen YLB’s fucked kids, not so much.

    Despite the overall improvement in the headline Index, confidence declined for consumers earning less than $25K. On a six-month moving average basis, consumers earning over $100K remained the most confident. Confidence among consumers earning $15K to $24.9K continued to trend down and was almost as low as for those earning less than $15K.“

    Those fucked kids will see their job prospects decline while their contributions to the monthly Social Security checks my wife and I receive continue to increase. Moreover, they’re young enough that by the time they are ready for retirement, early retirement age won’t be until 68 years of age, and full retirement will be at 75.

    This is what happens when the younger crowd would rather play video games and drink PBR in a brown bag than fuck someone of the opposite gender. Not enough younger people to pay into the Social Security fund.

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    Confidence rises for me.

    Both kids… upper 5 figures.. not bad for just starting out. Will get to over 6 figures in due time..

    Everday greedee always wrong wing fucks expire..

    https://incendar.com/baby_boomer_deathclock.php

    Even kreepshit babbles that’s fucking great for the kids.. Soon enough it will be kreepshit’s turn.. lmao..

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    64 – Yes, a border wall would be great, but we have to be ready to use deadly force against would-be illegal immigrants attempting to breach that wall.

    Using deadly force against those criminals who use the “smash and grab” technique in places like high end jewelry stores and other high value retailers is a great idea, too.

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    ProPublica didn’t see it that way,

    This is a lie.

    ProPublica has never said any such thing.

    I’d advise HA readers to go to the link and read it carefully to discover that this 💩🧌 is lying once again. ProPublica quoted a Trump administration source making this claim. They offer no opinion about its truthfulness.

    The administration source is Trump’s son-in-law. And he is the liar who was operating Trump’s racket. And what a beautiful racket it was.

    A company sprang into existence overnight controlled by Jar-Jar’s pals and received a no-bid contract to control all supply sourcing. Thus giving Jar-Jar 100% control of all federal government supply spending. If Democratic officials in the states misbehaved in any way they were cut off. In the early months of the Trump Pandemic, as the virus was spreading uncontrolled like wildfire in “blue” urban areas, until they could negotiate their own independent supply sources, state officials played along to limit the death toll.

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    66. After boomers were done having kids, they voted for Republican politicians who cut boomer taxes at the expense of future families and social safety nets and living wages.
    Now people are not having kids cause it costs too much.
    —
    I didn’t fuck the opposite gender and we adopted. Best of both worlds.

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    Trump taps RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard for presidential transition team

    Any dumb stunt to try to steal a news cycle.

    It’s not breaking through yet.
    I’m still seeing two or three reports about HARRIS/WALZ campaign vibes ahead of this wherever I look.

  73. 73

    This effort by Democrats to silence the voice of an educated black man in the name of saving our democracy has failed. For now.

    Politics
    Cornel West is back on Michigan’s presidential ballot, judge rules

    In Michigan, the state Democratic Party, Democratic Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson and a voter backed by a Democratic-aligned political action committee had challenged West’s candidacy.

    Challenge? On what basis, you ask:

    … in a decision released Saturday that West’s campaign submitted the proper number of signatures to qualify for the ballot and that presidential candidates are not required to file affidavits of identity. The ruling came after the Michigan Bureau of Elections informed West on Aug. 16 that he would not be certified because the affidavit of identity he submitted was not properly notarized.

    Redford also rejected the state’s findings that West’s affidavit was incorrectly notarized.

    Please forgive The Holman Ellipsis, which was employed in the name of brevity rather over clarity.

    The DNC is willing to end the candidacy of anyone who threatens the chances of its back-room selection, Boxcheck Momala. What, your application used Times New Roman font instead of Times font? Off with your head.

    The DNC is a cowardly organization. It’s about to find out for the second time that First! Woman! President! will only happen when it’s a woman who isn’t corrupt as hell or a chickenshit boxchecking moron.

    Maybe Boxcheck Momala can gin up a reason to throw Cornel West in prison and keep him there long beyond the end of his sentence. I hear she’s good at that last part.

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    73,
    His affidavit was not notarized at all. His campaign simply neglected to get it done – a $20 service, they come to you.

    The requirements for a notary are in state law. So the appointed officials have no authority to defy it. It takes a judge to issue a judicial decision. That’s called due process. Check it out some time. It’s in that Constitution the GOP is opposed to. Obviously.

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    Mark Zuckerberg admits the Biden Administration pressured Facebook to censor information about the Covid shit. This crime against the Constitution should be punished severely. Bot the Biden Administration and Facebook should suffer terminal consequences for violating the spirit of the First Amendment.

  77. 77

    …pressured Facebook to censor…

    Which Facebook employee did Biden jail?
    Which servers did Biden seize?

    Do you even understand what the word “censor” means?

  78. 78

    @ 75

    His affidavit was not notarized at all.

    Provably false. It was notarized in Colorado, albeit with defects. Michigan has reciprocity with CO but declined to accept the notarized affadavit due to the defects.

    Here is the letter from the MI SoS to the West campaign, in which the notarized document is described at length.

    There is a difference between an imperfect affadavit and a nonexistent one, QoS McHillbilly.

    [Sidebar: When my father died he left his house to my older sister. His living will was notarized but the notary’s signature did not include a middle initial, which was on the notary stamp. The county recorder would not issue new title due to this defect. The notary had stopped updating his license, could not be found, and my sister had to hire an attorney and see a judge, who ordered title transfer. Took a few months and a few thousand dollars. In this case the DNC was unable to prevent my sister from taking title to the house because of a defective notarized statement.]

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    @ 76

    House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    @JudiciaryGOP
    Mark Zuckerberg just admitted three things:

    1. Biden-Harris Admin “pressured” Facebook to censor Americans.

    2. Facebook censored Americans.

    3. Facebook throttled the Hunter Biden laptop story.

    Big win for free speech.
    3:44 PM · Aug 26, 2024

    An argument can fairly be made that FB’s demotion of the POS Hunter Biden traitor story cost Trump the election. Remember, 23,000 changed votes in specific states would have thrown the election to Trump.

    It’s an interesting letter, written by Zuckerberg himself and sent to Jim Jordan, who chairs the House Judiciary Committee. The same FBI who sat on the news of Hillary’s top secret classified emails nestled amongst the child porn on Anthony Weiner’s laptop during the 2016 general campaign falsely claimed to Facebook during the 2020 campaign that the POS Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian misinformation, despite already having verified its authenticity.

    Once Kamala Harris was in office, her administration successfully pressured Facebook to censor Americans engaging in constitutionally protected free speech. Because our democracy is at risk. Or something.

  81. 81

    54)Although the VP can be a different race, although it’s fictional, I like how the West Wing writers used the John Spencer’s death for a good civics lesson. Besides whether to release the news of the running mate’s death while the polls were still open, the candidate and the staff discussed how a replacement could be done if they won. DNC rules, the Electors, but went with the 25th Amendment.

  82. 82

    Email from Vanguard, received two minutes ago:

    Now is the time to prepare for The Great Wealth Transfer

    In the coming years, we are set to witness a historic transfer of wealth, with an estimated $84 trillion moving between generations.1 This monumental shift represents a critical opportunity for both inheritors and benefactors to strategically plan for the future.

    It also represents an opportunity for Welfare Queen YLB’s preferred elected officials to steal as much of this wealth for her fucked kids as they can possibly manage.

    One of the items that sunsets at the end of next year is the doubling of the estate tax exclusion. It’s a much bigger deal now than it was in 2017, because of the unrealized portfolio gains since then.

    Welfare Queen YLB demands other people’s money so that she doesn’t have to lift a finger to do any work herself.

  83. 83

    @ 81

    … the candidate and the staff discussed how a replacement could be done if they won. DNC rules, the Electors, but went with the 25th Amendment.

    WTF. The Constitution isn’t optional, Railfan. I understand how you might think it could be, because it’s the way this administration has attempted to behave since taking office, but it’s not.

    I don’t think TWW ever resolved the vacancy, but both houses of Congress would have to confirm a nominee to fill the vacancy. The DNC has little influence on an elected president regarding his choice of vice president, and the electors can’t cast votes for a dead guy nor can they cast votes for someone who did not win election. It’s the president and then confirmation, or not. That’s it.

  84. 84

    The notary had stopped updating his license, could not be found, and my sister had to hire an attorney and see a judge, who ordered title transfer.

    Gee fucking golly.
    Sounds like it took a duly sworn judge to issue a judicial ruling, and not a random bureaucrat. Some kind of DUE PROCESS maybe?

    Absofuckinlutely SCANDALOUS!
    And “probably” racist no doubt.
    TIL the 💩🧌 has a black sister.
    What a gloriously complex and diverse family tapestry.

  85. 85

    In which we all learn @79 that the 💩🧌 understands the meaning of the word “censor” no better than any random, cowardly, anonymous shit-posting troll.

    Probably thinks his frequent “time-outs” meted out by our mods is also “censorship” and not just predictable consequences.

  86. 86

    Hey you guys.
    Be sure to get out there and do your civic duty before it’s too late and clean your gutters before winter.

    Oh, and also don’t forget to register and vote!

  87. 87

    Just think how many hundreds of times while he was in office and acting in his capacity as President of the United States Trump “pressured” tech companies to favor his campaign messaging over that of his opponents.

    It wasn’t censorship.
    Hatch Act violation, probably.
    But not a violation of anyone’s First Amendment rights.

  88. 88

    Real Estate
    Home prices hit record high in June on S&P Case-Shiller Index

    Boxcheck Momala proposes to give poor people $25,000 of taxpayer money at the expense of Welfare Queen YLB’s two fucked kids so that the buyer pool will expand and there will be even more competition for the same number of houses, which will drive up home prices.

    Which will drive up rents in apartments, which will keep Welfare Queen YLB’s fucked kids living in that musty basement.

  89. 89

    @ 85

    …thinks his frequent “time-outs” meted out by our mods is also “censorship” and not just predictable consequences.

    Naw. That’s G-clown.

    Predictable consequences is what will happen to Democrats in November now that they’ve decided to run a silly, cowardly mute for president.

  91. 91

    Ted Cruz is fucking scared as fuck y’all:

    https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-raids-latino-democrats-lulac-homes/

    I don’t know about LULAC. But I do know that all the phones and laptops used by all the voter registration campaigns I’ve worked on in the last few years are encrypted. And the key data is uploaded to cloud servers located in California. You can’t access any of it from someplace like Texas without credentials. And all the credentials are adaptive MFA.

    mobilize.us

  92. 92

    Ohhh my god…..she let an MS-13 gang member go! She let him goooooooo!

    We need a scum bag dictator fascist pig lying fraud shitty ass cheating fat ass amature golf ball chasing asshole idiot to be our Furor!

  93. 93

    Using deadly force against those criminals who use the “smash and grab” technique in places like high end jewelry stores and other high value retailers is a great idea, too.

    I think this dude has the fruit and veggie picking immigrants confused with the American Heterosexual Neanderthals that are stricken with a virus. His own people.

    And yes, 2nd amendment rights are excellent ways to ensure against a fascist right wing pig(s) assholes.

  94. 94

    83)In the case of the candidate the President nominates, the party lawyers were weighing in. I believe they picked the Governor of PA played by Ed O’Neil, he was seen as an easier choice to confirm in a divided Congress. Democratic House, GOP Senate.

    As for the EC option, the lawyers were suggesting the electors were free to chose whoever they wanted, but as real life Faithless Elector laws and a Court Case have showed, that would no longer be the case.

    As for the show, they probably had few options on how to work in the death, long lead time between writing and filming. That’s without a strike, The last season of Handmaids Tale won’t be out until next year. Writers hadn’t started before the strike. Although as a spoiler, Gillead doesn’t fall, yet. That’s needed for the sequel, and the writers have to change an antagonist into someone more likeable. Another show waiting for the next season, is For All Mankind, mainly because I want to see the timeline changes between seasons. Last season in the opening montage, a news headline talked about JFK Jr running for senate, dated months after the crash. I didn’t expect the President from Season 3 to survive an impeachment so was surprised she won re-election. Then again, in Season 3 nobody saw that the three-way tie for First on Mars would end up being a 3 way tie for second. At the beginning of Season 2, when they said John Lennon survives, immediately thought, Beattles reunion. That was in the beginning of Season 3. Beginning of Season 2, showed the writers in the alternate space drama were still trying to get it right with the changes. No Miracle on Ice headline said Shocker. The shock was we won. Also, Sadat surviving an assassination attempt. In real life it was over Camp David. In the show, the talks collapsed, no deal. The never ending space race has led to electric vehicles being dominant, with Season 4 taking place in an alternate 2002. In that timeline, no need for a war for oil circa 1991, and a revolution in Saudi Arabia. I was thinking no 9/11 in this show, but the bombing of Johnson Space Center in Season 3 had parallels to OKC.

    Besides the opening montage, I also like the special features on Apple TV’s app for the show, especially the Giant Leaps, which fill in the timeline as the show jumps a decade. In the alternate election of 1976, Reagan beats Kennedy, but by a razor thin margin. It went to the Supreme Court, 5-4, Bush vs Gore scenario. A clue in the beginning of Season 2 makes me think it would have been 9-0. While the Presidential timeline changed with Nixon’s loss in 1972, O’Conner is still appointed in 1981, so in the alt 1976 should be the Berger Court with 1 change, the seat filled by John Paul Stevens in real life would be filled by a Ted Kennedy appointee. Don’t know how Marshall or Brennan would have voted in a Bush vs Gore scenario. May have sided with counting the votes. Nixon appointees would have sided with Reagan’s campaign,

    The timeline of the show diverges in June of 1969, when Alexi Leonov lands on the moon, a month before Armstrong. Well, that’s before the Spinoff. They don’t show in Season One how the Soviets did it, Star City will do that. Fans of the show have speculated, and writers/producers have not said otherwise, was the Soviet rocket designer survives an operation that killed him in real life.

    https://youtu.be/cDF_vMuFVZA?si=dp3y41Gplgj8_tgr

  95. 95

    @77 & 78

    Yes, a strongly worded letter urging Meta, FKA Facebook to reign in Uncle Monty reposting ‘drink bleach’ memes and trying to add a UV light to his rectal stimulator in between the all caps reposts that it’s just the flu is appropriate public safety outreach.

    The spring of ‘Bill Gates Manufactured Covid’ was full of misinformation that got a lot of people killed by a preventable transmission.

    Their families deserved better.

  96. 96

    I didn’t fuck the opposite gender and we adopted. Best of both worlds.

    Having kids today and not doing anything regarding climate change is child abuse. The greedy fuck here only thinks about money. But money won’t do them any good as the gasp for air and overheat and die while a hurricane and tornado takes them little kiddies out along with their pennies

  97. 97

    Which Facebook employee did Biden jail?
    Which servers did Biden seize?

    Not sure. But there’s a ton of books being banned and burned!

  98. 98

    One of the items that sunsets at the end of next year is the doubling of the estate tax exclusion.

    It looks like it’s 13.61 million atm..

    Your truly doesn’t believe rolling it back to what it was pre-2018 is any big deal..

    And who with any money and all the estate planning money could buy paid their fair share pre-2018?

    Yawwwn.. teh kreephit babbles like an idiot yet again..

  99. 99

    Orban’s friends trying to purchase Spanish train maker TALGO and the shareholders have been trying to rebuff other offers. Well, the government of Spain has told the Hungarian company that on National Security grounds, there money is no good in Spain. Probably will see a court action. The National Security angle, is TALGO knows too much on the Spanish Railway network. A network that has multiple gauges, and TALGO has developed a technology that allows their rolling stock to quickly change from Iberian to Standard and vice versa. Unlike how without the technology, trains from Europe headed east had to handle the change from Standard to Russian. A time consuming process of lifting up the car, and switching out the trucks.

    https://railcolornews.com/2024/08/27/passenger-the-battle-continues-skoda-linked-to-talgo/
    (not sure if the story paywalled)

    TALGO is reduced in the US down to repairs and refurbishment of rolling stock. The Type 6s involved in the DuPont derailment have been retired and scrapped, and ODoTs type 8s will probably be replaced when the Siemens Venture trains enter service. The two Wisconsin trains were sold to Nigeria.

  101. 101

    Breaking:

    A Federal Grand Jury in DC has delivered new indictments for election tampering against one of the current presidential candidates.

    https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149.226.0_36.pdf

    SCOTUS may find a way to set it aside after Donald loses another election but their going to have to toss out the Hatch act that draws a clear line between campaigning and ‘Official Duties’

    Congratulations GOP. Your guy is indicted for election theft while you scream about keeping elections safe.

  102. 102

    Superseding indictment of the elderly convicted felon filed in the DCDC today by SC Smith.

    Immunity UNO reversal card played.

  103. 103

    Fox News managed to do a segment on the CDC report that heat related deaths per year are up 117% over the last 25 years without any soundbites or pondering cause and effect by actual climate scientists.

  104. 104

    Speaking of censorship, Japanese media are now forced to pixelate the neck of the elderly convicted felon.

  105. 105

    Seems the fact that Spokane County Commissioner District 5 Al French, who came in second in his primary, could be facing a recall if he wins. Right now it’s at the court filing stage, but the charge appears to be over forever chemicals contaminating ground water on the West Plains, although it’s not entirely Spokane County’s fault. The source is Fairchild AFB.

    https://rangemedia.co/al-french-pfas-pipe-dream-west-plains-water-spokane-county/

    Was shocked to see Spokane even has 5 commissioners now. Although General Law counties had the option for 5, doubted any would go there. The way a 2018 law was written, Spokane County had no choice. Above 300,000 3 is still the default but 5 is optional, above 400,000 5 is mandatory.

    https://www.inlander.com/news/accommodating-two-new-spokane-county-commissioners-will-take-more-than-finding-a-new-place-to-sit-25060341

  106. 106

    @102 From today’s news:

    “The superseding indictment, which was presented to a new grand jury that had not previously heard evidence in this case, reflects the Government’s efforts to respect and implement the Supreme Court’s holdings and remand instructions,” special counsel Jack Smith’s office said in Tuesday’s filing.

    This means two grand juries of ordinary citizens, reviewing the evidence independently, have found probable cause to indict Trump for election crimes.

    Trump blasted the fresh indictment as “shocking” and “a direct attack on democracy” in a string of social media posts. “The case has to do with ‘Conspiracy to Obstruct the 2020 Presidential Election,’ when they are the ones that did the obstructing of the Election, not me,” he wrote.

    That’s like a catalytic converter thief saying the police are obstructing the precious metals recycling market.

  107. 107

    @103 In Death Santis’s Florida, heat-related workplace deaths are acceptable, water breaks are not.

  108. 108

    @59 “Name me one thing that Bi-Done appointed Boxcheck Momala to oversee that has resulted in expressions of gratitude along these lines, QoS McHillbilly.”

    I’ll be grateful when she certifies the actual winner of the 2024 election, just as I was grateful when Pence did.

  109. 109

    @60 “Say, when will Boxcheck Momala sit for that interview we’ve been promised?”

    Two days from now.

  110. 110

    @ 100

    She ought to be careful and learn from empty suit dumbya who made sub-prime lending the shit..

    Welfare Queen YLB desperate to avoid the truism that subprime lending took off when Bill Clinton was president. Clinton loosened the Community Reinvestment Act, which pressured banks to lower their standards so that people who otherwise wouldn’t be approved could buy a house.

    GWB43 wasn’t blameless. But letting people who had no business buying a house somehow buy a house because the bank feared the government was a Clinton decision.

    Suck on it, girlfriend.

  111. 111

    @110 I would assign 5% of the blame to people who had no business buying houses with liar loans, and split the rest between politicians who deregulated mortgage lending, mortgage brokers and lenders who made liar loans, and bankers who packaged and sold them to investors.

  112. 112

    Fox News managed to do a segment on the CDC report that heat related deaths per year are up 117% over the last 25 years without any soundbites or pondering cause and effect by actual climate scientists.

    It’s the gays. They’re rubbing their stick together too much. And a lot of heat generated from the friction of anal sex.

  114. 114

    Naw. That’s G-clown.

    Naw. That’s you being offended by me pointing out the virus you suffer from….the Heterosexual Neanderthal virus.

  115. 115

    @106 Perhaps this should be labeled, “Criminal complains about being indicted.”

  116. 116

    Yes, I’m sure your well acquainted with that.

    You don’t seem to be any stranger to it yourself. Wink Wink.

    Or conversely – do you suffer from The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus? Kill your Horse today?

  117. 117

    subprime lending took off when Bill Clinton was president. Clinton loosened the Community Reinvestment Act..

    Bzzzzzt.. wrong script kreepshit..

    The conservatives’ story goes as follows: Jimmy Carter created the Community Reinvestment Act in 1977 to encourage more lending to minorities, but it really just forced irresponsible lending. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac—protected by progressives in Congress—were the engine behind this unsound financial practice. Since “loaning to minorities and risky folks is a disaster,” as Fox News’ Neil Cavuto said on his show, the loans couldn’t be paid back, and here we are.

    https://www.americanprogress.org/article/think-again-meltdown-the-blame-game/

    GWB43 wasn’t blameless.

    Oh my… An admission of sorts.. after years of pointing the finger anywhere else.. and ignoring on whose watch the flaming wreck went under..

    Your ilk blamed it on Jimmeh.. on Jimmeh.. Doncha remember? ya know the guy you voted for.. after the real life miracle on ice..

    Why babble about Bill though? Could it be envy for the blow jobs Bill got that you never got from the two wifeys?

    Suck on it

    From the loser who never got “sucked”.. Sux to be that loser…

  120. 120

    Trump campaign officials and staff acting at the direction of the elderly convicted felon, assaulted armed forces personnel overseeing Section 60 at Arlington National Cemetery in order to gain access for a campaign photo session on Monday.

    StolenDesecrated Valor

  122. 122

    116

    Hey G, how can you tell if your roommate’s queer?

    His dick tastes like shit!

    But I’m sure you knew that already!

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