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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/2/20, 6:48 am

Most of Washington voters have already voted. But if you haven’t yet, there’s still time. Drop off your ballot at one of these locations by 8:00. Or get it postmarked by tomorrow. If you are putting it in the mail, I would drop it off today if you can.

And in any case, wash your hands right now.

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  1. 1

    Puddybud, Delivering a Cleaning Brush to assesHorse dummocretins like dot bombed and friends! spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 7:58 am

    What if Trump is reelected?

    Will Springsteen move to Australia? – Why not Mexico Bruce? Too many brown people there?

    What about all those singers and HollyWeird “celebrities”? Why Canada or Australia, New Zealand and not Latin America, Cuba, Malaysia, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Gaza, etc.?

  2. 2

    Puddybud, Smacking dummocretin Thought Every Day spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 7:59 am

    373 electoral votes – BiteME! 165 electoral votes – Trump

    Noted.

  3. 3

    Ol' Remus spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 8:35 am

    It’s gonna be a bad couple of weeks. Stay away from crowds.

  4. 4

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 8:43 am

    Not in living memory have we had the Republicans trying so hard to not have all votes counted

  5. 5

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 9:13 am

    @ 4

    The problem with “all votes”, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, is that all votes includes illegally cast ones.

    While we’re on the subject of counting, recall Al Gore’s approach to the 2000 recount in Florida. He cherry-picked four counties to recount. Not “all votes”, but votes from counties where he felt he had the best chance of picking up more.

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, it’s unfortunate, but your living memory resides within your moronic living brain.

  6. 6

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:07 am

    So the election is rigged unless Republicans win?

  7. 7

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:11 am

    In a purported Biden-Harris administration we’ll be treated to the Broken Windows theory of shopping, while retailers will learn the Damaged/Stolen Merchandise theory of shopkeeping. Because ACAB and drug addiction is an excuse for theft that will result in dismissed charges for anyone who chooses to claim it.

    Goldy 🗳️✔
    @GoldyHA
    I think what’s happened is that police have so internalized the “Broken Windows” theory of policing that they’ve come to believe that the absolute worst crime possible is breaking windows. https://twitter.com/spekulation/status/1323303576781742081

    1h

  8. 8

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:14 am

    There is no evidence of significant illegal votes except for propaganda of fox news and oan But lots of evidence of illegal Republican voter suppression.

    You know that and you don’t seem to care. Its more important to own the libs or something.

  9. 9

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:20 am

    7 more telepathic hallucinations?

  10. 10

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:47 am

    5,
    You and Associate Justice GangBang said otherwise in Florida 2000, when Democrats sought to have a twenty five thousand absentee ballots invalidated in Leon and Seminole Counties in Florida. They too were “cast illegally”.

    Associate Justice GangBang argued that regardless of violations of Florida state elections laws in approving the applications for absentee ballots, those voters were entitled to penetrating expectations of due process and equal protection. He said the state should go all in to strip naked the effort to avoid the inevitable, and that the court should hold down and restrain the efforts of Democrats struggling to wrest free from democracy and thrust the will of those voters upon them.

    Allegedly.

  11. 11

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:50 am

    He must not have read Matthew 4:7,

    “Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God”.

    Trump-loving pastor contracts COVID-19 after suggesting that prayer protects against the virus

  12. 12

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:50 am

    Or Deuteronomy 6:16,

    “Ye shall not tempt the Lord your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.”.

    Trump-loving pastor contracts COVID-19 after suggesting that prayer protects against the virus

  13. 13

    Finnegan Fox spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:56 am

    Just have King County Elections count the votes, nationwide. The Democrats will win 100% of all offices on the ballots in all the states.

  14. 14

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:57 am

    8,
    more broadly, and letter-of-the-law in most states including the battlegrounds, challenges to the validity or “legality” of any ballot are part of an election challenge. That takes place after the counting. And any successfully challenged ballots are removed from the final reported results.

    It’s pretty singular and unique here that the GOP is seeking to prevent the existence of these ballots in advance of the counting. The obvious strategy involves seeking emerg injunctive relief ahead of any challenge, ordering election officials to exclude the ballots from any count, on whatever dubious grounds, and then delay proceedings until time runs out for certification. There may be some chance of this working in the very short term out of a lower state court. As we’ve seen so far, keeping these kinds of lower court orders in effect may not last as long as the GOP needs to overturn the valid results.

    But it can work as a brand-building exercise. As they’ve seen in Washington State following the Rossi defeats, this kind of tilting at democracy can become an organizing principle to energize idiots.
    Tends not to work out well in the long run, however.

  15. 15

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:59 am

    13,
    Thanks for supporting my thesis. Appreciate it.
    BTW, are you even registered?

  16. 16

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 11:17 am

    Over the weekend, a group of frustrated citizens, armed with parade and rally permits, who marched to the County Courthouse in Alamance County NC to rally in support of voting rights were sprayed with chemical weapons and attacked by police.

    And a few hours away in Mclean VA, a group of Q Anon lunatics armed with assault rifles who marched to the private home of Attorney General Wm Barr to shout through bullhorns demanding that he put Democrats in jail, were greeted by police taking selfies with them.

    Trolls4Trump would have you believe this is “balance” and that these things are “equivalent”.

  17. 17

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 11:54 am

    As of this afternoon’s update, 97 million early votes cast and still rising.

    It’s probably reasonable at this point to expect total turnout to exceed 160 million, adding about 35 million new votes to the turnout when compared to 2016.

    Nothing to see here.

  18. 18

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:00 pm

    How cute is this? Kentucky state police used Hitler quotes to train their cops to be “ruthless killers.”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kentucky-state-police-training-slide-hitler-quote-ruthless-killers/

    This doesn’t explain why Doctor Dumbfuck fucks horses, though.

  19. 19

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:04 pm

    @1 “What if Trump is reelected?”

    What if he’s not? Which country will you move to?

  20. 20

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:07 pm

    @2 The current electoral vote count is:

    Trump: 0
    Biden: 0

    At the end of this week, the electoral vote count will be:

    Trump: 0
    Biden: 0

    Nobody has any electoral votes until the electors are certified.

  21. 21

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:08 pm

    They’re also scrambling to add “honorable man” to Hunter Biden’s Wikipedia page.

    Matt Flag of United States
    @matt999chi
    · 6h
    Bro im dead. The lefty Wikipedia warriors are scrambling to take Lady Gaga off of the “Artists for Fracking” Wikipedia page
    Show this thread

  22. 22

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:08 pm

    The force is with us.

  23. 23

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:09 pm

    @3 And wear a mask, goddammit. The mask isn’t to protect you. It’s to protect us from you.

  24. 24

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:11 pm

    @5 “The problem with “all votes”, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, is that all votes includes illegally cast ones.”

    What we see here is a massive transferences of horseshit from a horse’s ass to a Horse’s Ass.*

    According to the original intent of the founder of this blog, Horse’s Ass refers to Tim Eyman, but Eyman not being alone in that department, there’s room for more.

  25. 25

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:13 pm

    @6 “So the election is rigged unless Republicans win?”

    That’s what they’re saying, yes.

  26. 26

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:16 pm

    This election has laid Republican intentions bare. They will:

    Keep people from voting if they can.
    If they can’t, try to keep votes from being counted.
    If they still lose, use gerrymandered legislatures and partisan judges to overrule the voters.

    That has turned this election into a referendum on what form of government America will have in the future, i.e., whether we will live in a democracy or under a dictatorship.

    And that’s why nothing they say about Biden or his family matters, and none of it sticks. It’s about whether power still belongs to the people, and whether the people can vote them out of power. If not, we’re a one-party totalitarian country like China.

  27. 27

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:17 pm

    Republican values…

    If you try to run a Biden campaign bus off the road you’re a “patriot”.

    Trump Calls Texas Supporters Accused Of Harassing Biden Bus ‘Patriots,’ Says They Did Nothing Wrong

    If you enlist in the armed forces and serve our country you are a “loser” and a “sucker”.

    Trump: Americans Who Died in War Are ‘Losers’ and ‘Suckers’

  28. 28

    Puddybud, Taking deddeformed To The Cleaners Again! spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:17 pm

    There is no evidence of significant illegal votes

    So deaddeformed, you just admitted there are illegal votes.

    Thanks for playing Truth and Consequences!

  29. 29

    Puddybud, Smacking dummocretin Thought Every Day spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:23 pm

    If abortions weren’t legal in the US, dummocretins would have been celebrating Florida choosing Al Gorbasm for eight years.

    dummocretin actions have long term consequences deaddeformed and dot bombed!

    Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, & Barrett

    Think July 2017 and that bipartisan WA State budget being vetoed by Jay Inslee. Now come forward to 2020; Boeing moving the 787 manufacturing to South Carolina.

    Think on your sins!
    #youbuiltthat!

    dummocretins are scum!

  30. 30

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:23 pm

    So sad!

    GOP handed another blow as federal judge rejects effort to throw out 127,000 votes cast at Texas drive-thru sites

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:24 pm

    @7 We’ll have to disband the vigilante gangs first, which seems like a good idea to me.

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:26 pm

    @13 How juvenile.

  33. 33

    Puddybud, Smacking Stupid Solution Steve's dummocretin Thought Every Day spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:27 pm

    dummocretin values:

    If you enlist in the armed forces and serve our country you are “stupid bastards” and a “dull bunch”. Unlike someone had to claim Trump said that in The Atlantic, there is actual free youtube video where BiteME! said that!

    See ya!

  34. 34

    YLB spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:27 pm

    So HA HERO, you just admitted there are illegal votes.

    Sure there are.. not any that matters all that much and a lot of those are from republicans.

    Examples:

    https://www.politicususa.com/2020/07/10/republican-election-fraud.html

    https://bipartisanreport.com/2020/07/14/powerful-republican-caught-in-widespread-voter-fraud-scandal/

    https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/02/election-fraud-is-real-and-it-involves-a-republican.html

    There are so many other examples of repuke voter fraud.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:27 pm

    @15 Of course he isn’t. You have to be 18 to vote. See #32 for details.

  36. 36

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:27 pm

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit is correct about the electors.

    Until electors cast their votes, I suggest using the DJIA to determine the likely election winner.

    DJIA closed today near 27,000 (26925.05).

    If Trump is the likely winner, by week end expect the DJIA to be near 28,000.

    If Biden is the likely winner, by week end expect the DJIA to be near 26,000.

    This is why:

    The wealthy rush to shield their assets from Biden

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit secretly hopes for a Trump victory. He’s nowhere near being a millionaire, you see, and an 8% cost to the Dumbfuck Rabbit family if Biden prevails is something Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit can never make up. He’s not a capitalist. He’s a retiree on a fixed income.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit is also a bloviating clown. A bloviating clown who very much needs Biden to lose.

  37. 37

    Puddybud, Smacking dummocretin Thought Every Day spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:29 pm

    @13,

    Truth… Truth!

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:29 pm

    @36 “Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit secretly hopes for a Trump victory.”

    Not true. My secret wish is that you’d fuck your own species for a change.

  39. 39

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:36 pm

    Looks like Doctor Dumbfuck and his orange moron need better Judges.

    Judge rejects Republican efforts to halt early vote counting in Las Vegas

  40. 40

    Puddydub, Delivering the Smackdown Side The Head Of PortaPotty spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:38 pm

    Oh a PortaPotty sighting… Calling deaddeformed a HA HERO?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A legend in its own mind PortaPotty is!

    Project Veritas – Many videos capturing dummocretins in action

    New York Post article… – Confessions of a voter fraud: I was a master at fixing mail-in ballots

    Detroit’s 60%+ precincts had more voters than enrolled to vote. Gave that link multiple times, so you can replay that for everyone direct from the crazed databaze.

    Joe BiteME! said – dummocretin Created ‘The Most Extensive And Inclusive Voter Fraud Organization’ In American History

    There you go PortaPotty.

    Your move.

  41. 41

    Bob's Horse spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 2:41 pm

    My secret wish is that you’d fuck your own species for a change.

    I wish.

  42. 42

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:03 pm

    So sad!

    Kyle Rittenhouse held on $2 million bail after first court appearance in Kenosha: report

  43. 43

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:16 pm

    To be clear, this is Team Biden‘s director:

    Charlie Spiering
    @charliespiering
    ·
    2h
    Director of Battleground Strategy Nick Trainer tells reporters that Biden campaign just outlined on a zoom call that said Trump was within one state of winning

    That’s not what Darryl has said most recently, is it?

  44. 44

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:20 pm

    There’s something about Donald.

    Donald Trump Jr.
    @DonaldJTrumpJr
    ·
    7h
    Brett Favre says he will vote for Donald Trump, expected to appear with president at Green Bay rally.

  45. 45

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:22 pm

    The DNC is scrambling to respond to the Trump event with Brett Favre by attempting to hurriedly arrange an event with Cameron Diaz.

    But there’s a problem: DNC is continuing to insist that she attend with cum in her hair.

  46. 46

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:27 pm

    The founding fathers weren’t after democracy. In a democracy, everyone gets dick. That’s not what you want, is it, Sally?

    Sally Kohn
    @sallykohn
    · 28m
    Whatever the outcome tomorrow, THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS A HORRIBLE, RACIST, REGRESSIVE MECHANISM OF REPRESSING DEMOCRACY.

  47. 47

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:31 pm

    National Guard pulling into Chicago. Hummer vehicles with turret-mounted weapon capability.

    Do y’all think the mayor is serious about going after guns on the South side?

  48. 48

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:40 pm

    Trump’s internal numbers:

    OH: Trump by 400,000 votes.

    Trainer predicted specific margins of victory in various battleground states based on the partisan make-up of voters.

    He began with Ohio, where the partisan makeup was Democrats plus-10 percent a few weeks back. He said the current number is Democrats plus-0.6 percent. In 2016, it was Democrats plus-2.6 percent. Trump won Ohio by 400,000 votes and 8 points, 52 percent to 44 percent. He predicted Trump would win Ohio on Tuesday by 400,000 votes.

    NC: Trump by 400,000 votes.

    In North Carolina, Democrats at one point reached plus-32 percent, but now the partisan make-up is down to plus-5.8 percent. On Election Day in 2016, it was Democrats plus-9.7 percent. Trump won North Carolina by almost 4 points and more than 100,000 votes in 2016. Trainer predicted he would win the state by 400,000 votes on Tuesday.

    PA: I don’t know what the fuck this means.

    In Pennsylvania, Trainer said Democrats “have banked a ton of high-propensity voters by mail,” but Trump has “millions of voters left” for Election Day. He predicted an Election Day votes cast margin of over a million votes.

    AZ: Won’t save McSally, probs, but it won’t be close. Trump by 150,000.

    In Arizona, the Democratic partisan make-up reached plus-11.9 percent, but on Monday it was plus-1.2 percent. On Election Day in 2016, it was plus-2.5 percent. Trump won Arizona by 90,000 votes and 3.5 percentage points. Trainer predicted he would win the state by 150,000 votes on Tuesday.

    FL: Only 500,000?

    In Florida, Democrats rose to a plus-18.8 percent advantage, but on Monday that number dropped to plus-1 percent. On Election Day 2016, it was plus-1.4 percent. Trump won Florida in 2016 by just over 100,000 votes, 1 percentage point. Trainer predicted a 500,000 margin for Trump on Tuesday.

    WI: Trump by 100,000. So that 17 point lead Biden had in one poll might be a bit off.

    In Wisconsin, Democrats rose to plus-12.3 percent earlier in the voting, but on Monday they held a plus-5.9 percent advantage. On Election Day in 2016, it was plus-9.6 percent. Trump won Wisconsin by 20,000 votes and 0.8 percentage points. Trainer predicted Trump will win by over 100,000 votes on Tuesday.

    NV: Ralston can’t be this wrong. Maybe all of this is bullshit. Trump by 400,000.

    In Nevada, Democrats rose to plus-37 percent, but by Monday they had fallen to plus-5 percent. On Election Day 2016, the number was plus-7.9 percent. Clinton won Nevada by 27,000 votes and more than 2 percentage points. Trainer predicted Trump will win Nevada on Tuesday by 400,000 votes.

    It’s gonna be YUGE!

  49. 49

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:41 pm

    Why do Trump supporters hate Jews??

    Jewish cemetery desecrated in battleground state — ‘Trump’ spray-painted on tombstones: report

    But I suppose it’s true.

    Chanting “white lives matter!” and “Jews will not replace us!” hundreds of neo-Nazis and white supremacists carried torches across the University of Virginia campus August 11, 2017.

  50. 50

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:47 pm

    This makes totes sense:

    Brian Stelter
    @brianstelter
    · 12h
    Yes, it is POSSIBLE that the networks will project the winner of the election on Tuesday night. Details in this AM’s @ReliableSources digest: http://cnn.it/37WQusa

    I mean, if Trump isn’t declared the winner, Antifa has nothing to justify its Tuesday and Wednesday riots.

  51. 51

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:50 pm

    When it’s your SON that’s awful….

    Well, that’s different. You refer to him as an honorable man and hope nobody notices anything different. Like the crack pipe stuck to the spittle in the corner of his mouth when he’s passed out.

    Goldy 🗳️✔
    @GoldyHA
    Also, when will WA Dems learn this lesson?! Gregoire almost lost the governor’s race 2004 because she failed to go negative in the final weeks. She didn’t make that same mistake in 2008. When your opponent is awful, tell voters! They deserve to know! Honest negative works! https://twitter.com/GoldyHA/status/1323407982986625024

    1m

  52. 52

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:54 pm

    The leader of 10% of the residents of the US just got pantsed.

    Kevin Kiley
    @KevinKileyCA
    ·
    2h
    The Judge has ruled in our case against Gavin Newsom. We won. The Judge found good cause to issue a permanent injunction restraining the Governor from issuing further unconstitutional orders.

  53. 53

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 3:55 pm

    Looks like it was intended for Doctor Dumbfuck as well.

    Trump aides are telling him he’s certain to win the electoral college — while hiding polls from him that say otherwise

    On Monday, The New York Times reported that some of President Donald Trump’s aides are trying to downplay the risk he will lose — and are only showing him the few polls that say he is ahead, while discarding the many more that show him behind.

    It’s gonna be YUGE!

    What a dumbfuck.

  54. 54

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 4:01 pm

    Steve @ 49

    I cannot imagine who would vandalize a Jewish symbol.

    Unless it was someone like this liberal:

    Former Berkeley mayoral candidate charged with tagging swastika, other anti-semitic graffiti on Bay Area synagogue; hate crime filed

    Or these self-hating Jews:

    Jewish suspects arrested over swastika graffiti on synagogues

    Admit it, Steve. You’re desperate. Really, dude, can’t say that I blame you for how you feel.

  55. 55

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 4:06 pm

    Looks like Doctor Dumbfuck and Trump have a trait in common: They both believe they can will facts into existence.

  56. 56

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 4:18 pm

    I cannot imagine who would vandalize a Jewish symbol.

    Of course you can’t. You’re a dumbfuck.

    Really, dude, can’t say that I blame you for how you feel.

    I take it you mean the way I feel about traitors like you getting your necks stretched. Yeah, you should hang, Doctor. Alas, BLM has other plans for you.

  57. 57

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 4:29 pm

    55,
    Would that it were so.

    I’m afraid he’s really this far gone. He’s crossed so far beyond Teh Orange Event Horizon that signals from objective reality are unable to reach him. He now resides entirely in a world of his own making and choosing. Even when the nurse smothers the last breath out of him with a foam hospital pillow, he’ll believe he’s drifting off with his face buried in a colt’s ass.

    We had a grandmother like this once. Eventually I learned that I never really had to feel guilty for not visiting her more often. She couldn’t remember either way. And it was just as easy to tell her that we had visited every day that week. She was delighted to be reassured that her family loved her and cared about her, and proud that we enjoyed her company… as far as she knew.

  58. 58

    YLB spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 5:17 pm

    Your move.

    LOL!!! Are you blind as well as dumb? Move and point made @34.

    The miserable bunch you shill for, that babbles about voter fraud and suppresses votes as hard as it can – the freaks do fraud in spades.

    You’re a miserable schmuck to be their tool. Keep doing that. Good for laughs.

  59. 59

    Puddybud, Watching Everything! spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 6:41 pm

    That’s not what Darryl has said most recently, is it?

    Post #2. <0.1

    NOTED!

  60. 60

    Puddybud, Watching Snowflake PortaPotty Get Triggered Again! spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 6:46 pm

    Snowflake alert.

    Looks like PortaPotty@58 was triggered again by PoddyCommentary. Love it.

    End Snowflake alert.

  61. 61

    Puddybud, Watching Everything! spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 6:56 pm

    Godwinha,

    They can’t go negative on Trump. They have been negative for the last four years. How much more negative can one go when you already hit infinite negativity?

  62. 62

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 8:18 pm

    @56 This guy will have to wait 25 years to burn down another black church. It wasn’t hard to find him. He left a fluorescent wake:

    ” … after setting the last fire, he took photographs and videos with his cell phone and posted them on Facebook … ”

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/02/us/holden-matthews-louisiana-church-fires-sentence/index.html

  63. 63

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 8:27 pm

    @61 “They have been negative for the last four years.”

    Wonder if you could be more specific about who “they” are?

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackbrewster/2020/06/19/the-growing-list-of-ex-trump-officials-who-now-denounce-the-president/?sh=42cb6e985396

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-long-list-of-trump-administration-officials-turned-critics/ar-BB1537MW

    A Lone Ranger and Tonto joke comes to mind.

  64. 64

    YLB spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 8:37 pm

    Too funny the schmuck tool @ 60… How lame!

    Keep it going oh silly fool – for HA HERO entertainment.

  65. 65

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 8:44 pm

    How Trump “pollwatchers” “watch” the polls.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmKU_wN5HlA

    This is your tribe, Doc and Puddy. Our people don’t behave like this. Must make you feel proud to be a part of this movement.

  66. 66

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 9:29 pm

    Get a load of what Little Marco said about the Trumpalo thugs who tried to run the Biden bus off the road in Texas:

    “We do that in Florida every day!”

    (cheers from crowd)

    https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2020/11/03/john-kasich-marco-rubio-reaction-caravan-comment-don-lemon-cnt-vpx.cnn

  67. 67

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 9:50 pm

    I’m reading that Democrats pumped $100M into the Kentucky Senate race over a year and a half.

    McGrath is below 40%.

  68. 68

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 10:32 pm

    Meaningless trivia: The first official vote count is in. At Dixville Notch, New Hampshire, the tally is Biden 5, Trump 0.

    The reason it doesn’t mean anythingis because this margin won’t last; Trump is expected to do slightly better as more returns come in from around the county.

  69. 69

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 11/2/20 at 11:48 pm

    68)Trump yook Millsfield, and Harts Location is not votingvat midnight this year.

  70. 70

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 1:17 am

    For the U.S. economy, the tech industry is the tip of the spear (and the future), and …

    “About 98% of political contributions from internet companies this cycle went to Democrats, according to the Center for Responsive Politics.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2020/11/02/tech-billionaire-2020-election-donations-final-tally.html

    Not exactly a vote of confidence in the president who touts the economy as his biggest drawing card.

  71. 71

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 2:14 am

    67,
    I once read that Danny Diaz spent over $140 million so JEB! could finish next-to-last in the 2016 GOP primary with three delegates.

  72. 72

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 6:33 am

    Maybe today is the day Trump and the GOP will “pivot”.
    Can you feel it?
    https://twitter.com/JHoganGidley/status/1323606587089539073
    This in response to a press image of Biden leaving morning prayers at his son’s gravesite.

  73. 73

    Steve spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 7:25 am

    This is so sad!

    After 18 months, Trump’s Durham investigation has found ‘no evidence’ to support Obamagate: report

    Somewhere, a dumbfuck weeps.

  74. 74

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 9:42 am

    @ 73

    Somewhere, someone without his head up his ass reads, Steve. So should you, if you can reverse your craniorectal inversion.

    “Not every abuse of power, no matter how outrageous, is a federal crime. As to President Obama and Vice-President Biden, whatever their level of involvement, based on the information I have today, I don’t expect Mr. Durham’s work will lead to a criminal investigation of either man. Our concern over potential criminality is focused on others.”

    The article indicates that there is no evidence of a crime committed by Obama or by Biden. There’s plenty of evidence of criminal behavior by others. Such as Clapper, who lied to Congress.

    The quote is from May. Concentrate on the part I highlighted in bold, Steve.

    Your precious article is a nothingburger.

  75. 75

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 9:47 am

    Is there a battleground state in which the weather might be a factor today? I haven’t heard anything.

    Early FL turnout today, from The Cook Report:

    Dave Wasserman
    @Redistrict
    ·
    5h
    Not that it can tell us who will win, but its 7:30am and the Election Day vote in FL is already *much* more Republican than the early/mail vote.

  76. 76

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 9:55 am

    Wasserman thinks it’s down to AZ and PA, with Trump needing both.

    Marist has AZ a tie at 48 each, and Biden up by 5 (and above 50%) in PA

  77. 77

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 10:10 am

    Amish Trump train.

  78. 78

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 10:15 am

    Trifecta.

    Nate Silver
    @NateSilver538
    ·
    12h
    Final joint probabilities:

    72%: DEM trifecta
    17%: Biden + GOP Senate + DEM House
    6%: Trump + GOP Senate + DEM House
    3%: Trump + DEM Senate + DEM House
    2%: GOP trifecta

    Other combinations have negligible chances.

  79. 79

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 10:25 am

    IBD/TIPP poll has Trump nearly doubling his black support vs. 2016. Oh, and, er, beating Biden with the Hispanic vote.

    Trump Biden

    Black 15.9% 83.2%
    Hispanic 47.1% 46.4%

  80. 80

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 10:44 am

    If it comes down to Maine, No candidate over 50%, it’s an Instant Runoff. The GOP will challenge it. They’ve fought expansion of Ranked Choice Voting to the Presidential campaign at every turn.

  81. 81

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 10:54 am

    “Across the country, caravans of Donald Trump supporters have taken over highways, bridges and city streets in recent days in aggressive displays of support for the president.

    “One convoy drove through Marin City, California, the only part of Marin County where white residents are in the minority, and shouted racial epithets at children.

    “Another in Fort Worth cruised through a polling station in a predominantly Black neighborhood, provoking an altercation with residents.

    “In Temecula, California, a caravan blocked access to a voting center. A group in New York shut down the Mario Cuomo bridge.

    “In Louisville, Kentucky, a ‘Trump Train’ member directed traffic with a gun at a high school.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pro-trump-qanon-facebook-maga-drag-the-interstate_n_5fa099b8c5b6128c6b5b9952

    Personally, I don’t think they can complain anymore about BLM protests blocking streets without looking like hypocrites.

  82. 82

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 10:56 am

    A felon voted in NY.

    Hillary Clinton
    @HillaryClinton
    ·
    2h
    Just voted. Felt good. http://iwillvote.com

  83. 83

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 11:04 am

    @ 81

    Personally, I don’t think they can complain anymore about BLM protests blocking streets without looking like hypocrites.

    And the flip side is that you can’t complain about Trump supporters blocking streets without looking like a hypocrite, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 11:09 am

    Surfing the net, I ran across this:

    “The Republican, who had no previous experience in public office, frequently clashed with … staff and other … officials and faced criticism and controversy [and] … also sparked a whistleblower lawsuit.”

    https://tinyurl.com/y3al2cvp

    No, not Donald Trump. Just your average, generic, local Republican. Oh, and she was stealing from her elderly roommate, too. Like I said, just your average Republican.

    https://tinyurl.com/y5bjllbg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gte6vxj2ytE

    I would add that Republicans are familiar with post offices because they hang out on walls there, if you know what I mean.

    https://tinyurl.com/y4v6zzgb

  85. 85

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 11:16 am

    Nate Silver just tweeted something about falling down the FL turnout rabbit hole. I put it in the Election Day presidential analysis thread.

    This is probably what he’s referring to:

    Larry Schweikart
    @LarrySchweikart
    ·
    1h
    Want to know how big this ass-kicking is in FL?

    There are only four blue counties on election day. One is D by only 14, votes, one by 48 votes, one by 1070 votes, and Broward by 3,294. We are 4,426 votes from having every FL county red today.

    Every Florida “Trumpalo” is in line to vote today. And the panhandle counties are an hour behind.

  86. 86

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 11:23 am

    TIME magazine has a couple of pieces on GOTV.

    Trump YUGELY ramped up the in-person operation.

    Biden relied on digital contacts.

  87. 87

    Steve spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 11:30 am

    Such as Clapper

    Oh, I see, instead of Obamagate, now it’s Clappergate.

    potential criminality is focused on others

    Well, potentially speaking, you’ve really got something there.

    No trumpola “lock them up!” hopes, including yours, were crushed by Durham’s failure to produce the goods, I’m sure.

  88. 88

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 11:49 am

    Yabbut she was awful.

    Larry Schweikart
    @LarrySchweikart
    ·
    7m
    Ds 13 points off 2016 #s in Palm Beach

    Biden’s not awful.

    Is he?

  89. 89

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 11:55 am

    OK, this is funny.

    Grabien
    @GrabienMedia
    ·
    45m
    VIDEO –
    @realDonaldTrump
    : ‘I’m Not Thinking about Concession Speech or Acceptance Speech Yet, Hopefully We’ll Be Only Doing One of Those Two’

  90. 90

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 11:57 am

    In which we learn that Senator Graham has been re-elected.

    Grabien
    @GrabienMedia
    ·
    5h
    VIDEO – Jaime Harrison: Regardless of How Tonight Goes, We Have Already Won

  91. 91

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:09 pm

    Ya know, for a guy in his 70s who had the Wuhan a month ago, Trump had a pretty busy three-day weekend.

  92. 92

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:13 pm

    Rise of the Independents. AKA that guy @ 85 is full of shit.

    Nate Silver
    @NateSilver538
    ·
    11m
    e.g. in Broward County (the rare FL county where Democrats are winning the Election Day vote)

    From 7am to 1030am, the vote was D38/R34/I28 (D +4)
    From 1030 to 1230pm, it was D39/R31/I31 (D +8)
    From 1230 to 3pm, it was D37/R26/I37 (D +11)

  93. 93

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:15 pm

    Fair point.

    Reagan Battalion
    @ReaganBattalion
    ·
    1h
    The same
    @CDCgov
    who shut your business, banned religious services because a sick person MAY show up, is telling SICK ppl they can vote IN-PERSON.

    The constitution that guarantees you the right to vote also guarantees my right to worship, so who the hell picks & chooses here?

    Also, anyone still willing to take the CDC at its word about anything?

  94. 94

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:18 pm

    To those of you standing in that long line to vote in deep-blue Philly: The CDC wants you to know @ 93 that you are smack-dab in the middle of the largest super-spreader event the country has ever seen. If you’re overweight or not in good health, your risk of serious illness and death is substantially greater.

    You sure you want to keep standing there? Dude right behind you just coughed and dresses like he lives on the street.

    You’ve been warned.

  95. 95

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:25 pm

    RealClearPolitics: Is there anything it can’t do?

    Joe Biden’s lead vanishes in four swing states, according to poll aggregator

    Joe Biden’s lead has evaporated in four key swing states, according to a polling average released by RealClearPolitics.
    …
    The biggest collapse of support for the 77-year-old was in Iowa, where as recently as Friday he was ahead according to RealClearPolitics’ average by 1.2 per cent.

    Mr Trump now leads Iowa by 2 per cent of the vote; Georgia by 1 per cent; North Carolina by 0.2 per cent; and Ohio by 1.4 per cent.

    Mr Biden previously led polling in all four states, but saw his advantage dwindle in recent days.

  96. 96

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:33 pm

    @28 if there had been even one illegal vote ever, you would have then said i was lying. I stand by what i said no significant illegal voting.

  97. 97

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:38 pm

    No idea who this dude is. But he’s got a graph, and we all know internet graphs are always spot-on.

    au ng
    @athein1
    ·
    21m
    #FL 3pm update R lead now at 143.6k and increasing. When accounting for expected addons from late reporting counties, it could top 300k. Trump should win FL by 5 pts.

    Let’s say Trump takes FL by 3 points. That’s a six point swing from the polls aggregated for analysis on HA.

  98. 98

    YLB spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:38 pm

    @95 otoh:

    Nate Cohn, the New York Times’ polling expert, described RealClearPolitics as “a small casualty of this election”, and said they were no longer credible.

    A second polling expert said they were unabashedly pro-Republican.

    “They’ve been doing this all year. Arbitrary date ranges and arbitrary exclusion of some polls, even within range, which just happen to be unfavorable to the GOP,” he said.

    Nate Silver, founder of polling aggregator FiveThirtyEight, agreed.

    ooops!

  99. 99

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:46 pm

    @ 98

    Looking for post-mortem commentary about this animosity toward RCP. Mostly the arbitary exclusion of some polls or mispplication of deadlines. If the animosity is because GOP-leaning polls dropped late, that’s not on RCP.

    If it turns out that RCP is more accurate than NYT or 538, is it just sour grapes, or do those guys still have a point?

    Too soon, but yeah, I saw that commentary, too. Decided to leave it for you to dredge up.

  100. 100

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:56 pm

    Gallup:

    National party affiliation now even. In November 2016, Dems were +4.

    Republicans Independents Democrats

    2020 Oct 16-27 31 36 31

  101. 101

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:58 pm

    Lotta work for a projected Biden win with 350+ EVs.

    Paul Sperry
    @paulsperry_
    ·
    47m
    BREAKING: Obama’s OFA partner Indivisible has organized more than 500 protests across the country for Nov. 4 in the event Trump wins tonight

  102. 102

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 12:59 pm

    86,
    Where?
    “Trump campaign officials point to Trump’s breakneck pace of rallies — held at cavernous airport hangars and sports arenas with no social distancing during a pandemic that has claimed more than 230,000 American lives — as a major part of Trump’s strategy to drive turnout”
    Not to be impolite, but that’s a fucking joke.
    Visibility is not GOTV.
    I know Trump has a GOTV ground game in Florida, because it’s essentially been in place there for more than a decade and I’ve seen it. But if a TIME reporter is tagging along to Superspreader Rallies and then reporting to you that this means Trump is systematically turning out voters in other states, then TIME and your party are both misleading you.

    All across the US for the last four days, but particularly in Florida, Texas, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Arizona, thousands of teams made up of tens of thousands of Democratic Party volunteers have been transitioning from text-banking GOTV to in-person. By Saturday morning training (done remotely) was completed and people were being checked in, scanned for elevated temperatures and other symptoms, supplied with masks, sanitizer, and precinct maps (digital) with walking routes and sent out with lists generated from weeks of digital outreach, phone banking and text banking. It’s still going on today.

    I see the same thing by the GOP in Florida (where they’ve been doing it one way or another for years). And I’m told they have it going on in NC. But I’m not aware of it happening in any comparable fashion anywhere else. And I’ve looked hard.

    The “2.6 million volunteers” TIME reports are the number of mouth breathers who credulously downloaded Brad’s DEATHSTAR mobile phone app. The “182 million voter contacts” are the individualized contacts the app harvested from users other social media accounts and from their phone contacts. They can’t even say if these people are registered. The “174,000 new GOP voters” they claim to register is well, actually not very impressive in an election where 35 million new voters will be turning out.

    Here’s the quality GOTV Brad’s DEATHSTAR produced:
    https://twitter.com/kurtschlichter/status/1287478132480421889
    https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/1287456929904603136
    Hey
    @NRCC
    – You better unscrew this and you better do it right freaking now.

    In fact, you need to put out a public apology for this garbage.

    Do not think that we conservatives will not make you our special project…

    Are you reading me? Actually, are you reading us?

  103. 103

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 1:05 pm

    Too soon, but yeah, I saw that commentary, too. Decided to leave it for you to dredge up omit any mention of it because it doesn’t support my ardently pro-Trump narrative.
    ftfy

  104. 104

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 1:11 pm

    @ 102

    You missed the part about Podesta.

    The campaign is focusing its efforts in the final days to reach “infrequent and low propensity voters,” according to a Trump campaign official. Early voter registration figures in Florida, North Carolina and other states show that Republicans have “essentially neutralized what had been a Democrat advantage” by mobilizing new voters, John Podesta, who ran Hillary Clinton’s failed 2016 bid for president, tells TIME.

    Or maybe you did not miss it, but instead elected @ 103 to omit any mention of it because it doesn’t support (your) ardently anti-Trump narrative.

  105. 105

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 1:18 pm

    104,
    What now the word “propensity” works for you?

    As I’ve said often enough, the GOP has an historical numerical advantage in Florida. If the numbers being reported by these folks are accurate, and if those raw numbers are reflected proportionally in terms of turnout, then that numerical advantage will have gotten smaller this year.
    Ironically, propensity is key. Will these newly registered voters send in their ballots or come to the polls today? Will all of them or enough of them? As I’ve said, the GOP has a real credible ground game in Florida that can make this happen, if it’s going to happen.

    But for Trump, the GOP, and The Q Clearance Cat Lady when it comes to Florida it has to happen. Or it’s game over.

  106. 106

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 1:38 pm

    Even ol’ Joe admits the wrong Biden son died.

    Breaking911
    @Breaking911
    ·
    1h
    Joe Biden introduces his granddaughter by saying, “This is my son, Beau Biden.” … “This is my granddaughter, Natalie. No wait, no wait. We got the wrong one…”

  107. 107

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 1:53 pm

    Win or lose, at least y’all HA libbies and Fox News haters will have something to cheer:

    Mediaite
    @Mediaite
    · 1h
    Fox News Host Bret Baier Reveals His Teenage Son Will Undergo Fourth Open-Heart Surgery: ‘He’s a Warrior’ https://mediaite.com/a/txcfh

  108. 108

    Steve spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 1:58 pm

    Republican Vermont Gov. Phil Scott votes for Biden.

  109. 109

    Steve spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 2:06 pm

    Who knows? Perhaps by tonight the party will consist of just a string of ‘roid-ragin’ orange man-baby tweets.

    Trump scales back White House ‘victory’ party to 250 as voters flock to the polls

  110. 110

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 2:21 pm

    Florida not turning out enough GOP voters to compensate for the crossover expected. Starting to see some Dem optimism unless something happens late.

  111. 111

    @godwinha spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 2:36 pm

    Callin’ it. Congratulations President-elect Biden.

    Exit question: Can the 25th Amendment be put into effect to elevate Harris prior to noon on January 20?

  112. 112

    YLB spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 2:49 pm

    Deutsche Bank Has Finally Had Enough of Donald Trump: Report

    Mediaite!

    Wow that blog used to have Noah Rothman – a hardcore always wrong winger.

  113. 113

    YLB spews:

    Tuesday, 11/3/20 at 2:56 pm

    Trump Campaign’s Use of White House Complex for Election Night ‘War Room’ Ignites Online Fury: ‘Criming From Day One to the End’

    Mediaite!

    Wow that blog made the babblin’ butthole babble at HA when it read Noah Rothman stuff.

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