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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/3/24, 8:26 am

During the campaign, a lot of City Council candidates ran on cliches about taking a hard look at the budget to see what could be cut. They were pretty light on specifics, except maybe exempting police from cuts. But now that they are in power, and trying to make cuts, they are finding that no matter how hard the look, the only programs they come up with are good.

They don’t have a mandate for the actual, specific cuts; just vague promises to cut the bad bits or the waste. Of course, they wouldn’t have a mandate if they lost either.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 8:44 am

    Anchor Steam Beer will be back! Some things are too good to die. When the fabled San Francisco brewery went on the auction block, the Chobani Yogurt billionaire bought it intact with plans to bring back the brand and the beer. Your favorite rabbit never drinks, but when he does, Anchor Steam Beer is one of his favorite quaffs.

  2. 2

    Boiler Maker spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 9:03 am

    1 – There is nothing like a dark beer with a shot of Jack Daniels on the rocks with a twist of lemon.

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 9:05 am

    @2 Drink the beer first, followed by a shot of Jack’s, then suck on a lemon, in that order.

  4. 4

    Boiler Maker spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 9:23 am

    3 – I like to take a sip of Jack followed by a bit of the dark beer, but everyone has his or her preference.

  5. 5

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 9:52 am

    More people who deny reality
    Marjorie Taylor Greene screams that Fauci should be jailed for his ‘repulsive evil science’ in wild Covid hearing
    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-covid-fauci-hearing-b2555905.html
    What do you expect from conservatives who claim the pandemic was exaggerated just to attack the convicted criminal failed president, and claim the pandemic was secretly funded by Dr Fauci to kill over a million Americans.
    Democrats are better than republicans, vote accordingly.
    (PS. Remember when the greedy racist incel was saying a tornado was more deadly than Covid? Talk about partisan denial.)

  6. 6

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 10:08 am

    She’s already a Lame Duck, as Mexico doesn’t allow Presidential re-elections, at all.
    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp4475gwny1o

  7. 7

    FKA Hops spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 11:10 am

    @1

    Other than the bid for the employees to take it over and run it as a coop this is the best possible outcome.

    It’s almost shocking how the drop in sales, Sapporo would point to the Unionization, tracks with the rebrand and relabeling. They lost their core audience almost overnight and couldn’t grow from there. Bringing the old labelling back and re-rebranding as a historic and legacy brand is solid.

  8. 8

    FKA Hops spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 11:20 am

    Because he’s a petty fuck who really wants to make sure the Christian extremists support him Ron DeSantis steered a bill through the legislature outlawing any “gay” displays on public buildings or structures.

    Jacksonville residents said, “Yeah fuck off.”

    https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/local/2024/06/01/jacksonville-residents-shine-pride-lights-after-florida-stops-official-bridge-displa-them-on-bridges/73914750007/

  9. 9

    Independent Voters spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 11:23 am

    Well he went from “I did absolutely nothing wrong.” to “Yeah I did it!” super quick which probably isn’t a great idea before sentencing.

    In yet another Truth Social word salad Donald is now saying the judge denied him an “Advice of Counsel” defense and THAT’S why he was found guilty.

    So…you did it you just think it should have been fine. About those audiotapes the prosecution presented and the several witnesses that AREN’T lawyers who pinned the plan on you.

  10. 10

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 11:26 am

    You guys are doing a great job of getting Trump re-elected.

  11. 11

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 11:31 am

    Four more reasons for Israel to stop this cease-fire bullshit and fucking finish them.

    IDF announce deaths of four hostages in Hamas captivity
    The IDF said that the four were killed in the Khan Yunis area a number of months ago.

    Remember when Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit claimed that IDF was putting hostage lives at risk by going after Hamas? All the dead bodies of hostages piling up puts the lie to that.

  12. 12

    Gg spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 12:03 pm

    Lots of dead this weekend from The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus. So shameful.

  13. 13

    Den Haag spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 12:08 pm

    @11

    The bobming has been going on since October. “Some months ago”. JPost. Good work.

    Further, the IDF said that they were killed during a time period when the IDF was carrying out operations in the area.

    AP…

    Netanyahu’s decision to press ahead with Israel’s massive military campaign in Gaza as scores of hostages languish in captivity has opened him up to fierce criticism from many Israelis, including families of the captives. Thousands have joined weekly mass protests.

  14. 14

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 12:53 pm

    Oh look kreepshit’s favs, J6 Magats, sporting Elmo Musk’s pronouns:

    https://meidasnews.com/news/j6-convict-removed-from-fauci-hearing

    Doing their best to get Joe Biden re-elected. Its a klownspiracy I tell ya!

  15. 15

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 1:05 pm

    If only The Biden Crime Family could bring itself to express love for all of Joe’s grandchildren.

    Townhall.com
    @townhallcom
    President Biden issues a statement as his son heads to trial:

    “I am the President, but I am also a Dad. Jill and I love our son, and we are so proud of the man he is today. Hunter’s resilience in the face of adversity and the strength he has brought to his recovery are inspiring to us. A lot of families have loved ones who have overcome addiction and know what we mean. As the President, I don’t and won’t comment on pending federal cases, but as a Dad, I have boundless love for my son, confidence in him, and respect for his strength. Our family has been through a lot together, and Jill and I are going to continue to be there for Hunter and our family with our love and support.”
    7:02 AM · Jun 3, 2024

    “But not for that bastard he fucked into that stripper whore.”
    ·

  16. 16

    back in the new york groove spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 1:11 pm

    12

    quick! someone give G-spotMan a hug!

  17. 17

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 1:17 pm

    @ 8

    Jacksonville residents said, “Yeah fuck off.”

    The same residents who feel triggered and become violent when someone chalks a Star of David onto a sidewalk.

    That having been said, Good for Jacksonville.. I thought the rainbow lighting up the White House the night before Joe Biden wasn’t in trouble anymore for forcing Obama’s hand on gay marriage was cool, too.

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 1:23 pm

    First Trump post on TikTok.

    4.5 million followers in the first 24 hours.

    Democrats respond that China wants to see Trump win. Prolly.

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 1:40 pm

    G-clown wouldn’t be interested. No greasy alley behind this bar where he can bend over a garbage can and take it in the ass bareback from a total stranger.

    Idaho bar celebrating ‘Heterosexual Awesomeness Month’ in June creates stir

    Some people used the comments thread to troll the more easily offended posters.

    “Heterosexuals, maintaining the human species for 40,000 years. You’re welcome!” one person said.

    I wasn’t one of the commenting trolls.

  20. 20

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 1:44 pm

    I wonder if Railfan knows that Baltimore bus drivers double-dip by serving as abortionists during their lunch hours.

    Two fetuses found on Baltimore bus over weekend in horrifying discovery

    Both fetuses were taken to the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner.

    “Even though I wasn’t on the bus, just to know something happened like that on the bus, that’s what we’re going through these days,” local resident Jeff McKoy told WBAL-TV.

    City bus drivers will do anything – and I mean fuckin’ anything – to earn triple time.

  21. 21

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 1:52 pm

    What do Democrats get for demanding that Menendez be allowed due process before they pass judgement on him?

    Menendez will file independent re-election bid

    They might very well get a Republican in a New Jerseey Senate seat. Cowardice has a price, Dems. What’s holding you up? All Schumer has to do is back expulsion in deed, not just in weasle words.

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 1:53 pm

    A Trump win with coattails and Menendez on the ballot might be enough to put a Republican from New Jersey in the US Senate.

    It’s the price of cowardice, Democrats.

  23. 23

    Fka Hops spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 2:11 pm

    Lawmakers with a hint ethics wouldn’t speak to a Supreme Court about a pending case and then there’s MAGA Mike Jesus Johnson, soon to be Ex speaker of the house in January.

    “I think that the justices on the court — I know many of them personally — I think they’re deeply concerned about [Trump’s conviction], as we are. So I think they’ll set this straight, but it’s going to take awhile.”

  24. 24

    FKA Hops spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 2:12 pm

    @22

    Funnier than Guttfeld!

    I’ll give you that.

  25. 25

    Gg spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 2:42 pm

    @16

    You’re back in NYC? Happy Pride!

    Lots of violence and hate amongst the superior heterosexuals. @16 is a Neanderthal.

  26. 26

    Gg spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 2:43 pm

    Trumpy got his due process

  27. 27

    Gg spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 2:46 pm

    How awesome is the Heterosexual Neanderthal virus! 🦠

  28. 28

    Gg spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 2:48 pm

    Seeing a Jewish star isn’t triggering, but knowing that Isreal is murdering is vile.

  29. 29

    Independent Voters spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 3:07 pm

    GA Voters are going to get a reminder that Trump tried to bribe the Secretary of State to toss out a free and fair election just about a time sample ballots drop.

    ATLANTA — A Georgia appeals court has set an October hearing over former President Donald Trump’s continued efforts to have Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis removed as the prosecutor in the case she brought against the former president related to his attempt to overturn the 2020 election.

    Why is big strong successful man afraid of lawyer?

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 3:10 pm

    @11 “the four were killed in the Khan Yunis area a number of months ago”

    Did IDF happen to mention by who? Here’s what IDF says:

    “We assess that the four of them were killed while together in the area of Khan Younis during our operation there against Hamas.”

    Here’s what Hamas says:

    “Last month, Hamas claimed that Nadav Popplewell had died in an Israeli strike in April.”

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgrrng3l6jro

    Look, I get that there will be collateral damages when military policy is to “FINISH THEM” and “kill them all and let God sort ’em out” …

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 3:16 pm

    @18 “4.5 million followers in the first 24 hours.”

    If that’s all he has left of his 74 million you probably shouldn’t be doing end zone dances.

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 3:18 pm

    @21 “What do Democrats get for demanding that Menendez be allowed due process before they pass judgement on him?”

    What should you get for passing judgement on people before they get any due process?

  33. 33

    Gg spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 3:29 pm

    Nice. Hetero Neanderthals like to plant the seed!

    https://www.local3news.com/local-news/two-men-arrested-for-child-rape-after-victim-reports-pregnancy-to-investigators/article_08f095f4-211a-11ef-bea4-0f9f7c1f65ca.html

    Hey Bob – is your next slogan going to be “Rape Them”?

  34. 34

    INdependent Voters spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 3:31 pm

    And still more:

    Donald Trump’s campaign and the Trump Organization paid off nine witnesses called to testify in criminal cases against Trump, an explosive new report from ProPublica reveals. Witnesses who testified in defense of Trump for his numerous criminal cases received massive raises, new jobs, cushy severance packages, and more, all conveniently coinciding with being called to testify or after providing testimony favorable to Trump—and the excuses from Team Trump couldn’t be weaker.

    Barbara McQuade, a former U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan, told ProPublica witness tampering is often difficult to prove because the gimmick is often not done explicitly. But the trend could assist prosecutors in their efforts to call into question the credibility of witnesses testifying in Trump’s defense for his innumerable legal battles.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 3:34 pm

    Nine witnesses in the criminal cases against former President Donald Trump have received significant financial benefits, including large raises from his campaign, severance packages, new jobs, and a grant of shares and cash from Trump’s media company.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-witnesses-criminal-cases-financial-benefits_n_665dd41be4b0d187aa7b74e0

    Smells like bribery to me.

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 3:38 pm

    Republicans are outraged that Biden gave food stamp recipients an extra $36 a month back in 2021.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-snap-benefits-thrifty-food-plan_n_665dffece4b0a8b68eea3c2a

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 3:42 pm

    Isn’t it unethical for judges to accept all-expenses-paid luxury trips from groups seeking to influence judicial decisions?

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/judges-luxury-travel-mask-mandate_n_665e065be4b0a8b68eea43fa

  38. 38

    Independent Voters spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 4:06 pm

    What if, and hear me out, I know it sounds crazy, the small number of persuadable voters finds out that Greedflatiin was real all along?

    Amazon Fresh just became the latest big-box retailer to cut costs on thousands of items, following in the footsteps of Walmart and Target in reversing course on years of inflation-induced price hikes in a bid to lure back disgruntled customers.

    The company’s Amazon Fresh subsidiary announced Thursday it will slash the costs of 4,000 weekly rotating grocery products by up to 30%. The discounts will apply to both national and Amazon’s store brands

    30%. Grocery record profits were because they rose Prices THAT high?

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 4:12 pm

    Epoch Times accused of laundering stolen unemployment benefits.

    https://www.rawstory.com/epoch-times-trump/

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 4:17 pm

    Russian who sold guns to kill Americans endorses Trump and a U.S. civil war.

    https://www.rawstory.com/viktor-bout-donald-trump/

    People are known by the friends they keep …

  41. 41

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 6:30 pm

    @33
    Tennessee bans abortions at all stages of pregnancy but there are exemptions in cases of molar pregnancies, ectopic pregnancies, and to remove a miscarriage or to save the life of the mother.
    The girl,who is likely 13 or younger, will be forced to carry the rapists spawn to term in Tennessee.
    Vote for Democrats

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 7:31 pm

    For trolls who live for polls:

    “While Kennedy faces an uphill climb to get on the ballot in every state, polling suggests he has nevertheless become a problem for Trump …”

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/03/politics/fauci-trump-rfk/index.html

  43. 43

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 10:32 pm

    Lindsey Graham defends lying about drug use on firearm purchase form because defending unfettered distribution of guns is more important than prosecuting perjury.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lindsey-graham-defends-hunter-biden-federal-gun-charges_n_665e56d0e4b022af97dd4a36

    This, of course, is completely consistent with the GOP’s positions on (1) guns and (2) lying on paperwork. But it’s probably the only time in his life that Graham has been consistent about anything.

  44. 44

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/3/24 at 10:33 pm

    Another disastrous poll for Doctor Dumbfuck.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-independent-support_n_665e6126e4b08e32183e7252

    But you know me, I don’t put much stock in polls this early in a campaign season.

  45. 45

    Man Kills spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 3:37 am

    You know who he kills…..old wifeypoo. Heterosexual Neanderthal. It’s a virus! 🦠 Who knew! Not anyone here, because we got Hunter dick pics to drill over!

    https://www.wfsb.com/2024/06/03/man-arrested-shooting-his-wife/

  46. 46

    And Another Kill spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 3:39 am

    Again by whom? Three dead and one injured by Heterosexual Neanderthal. Quick get the Censorship going!

    https://www.nydailynews.com/2024/06/01/elkridge-maryland-murder-suicide/

  47. 47

    Nothing to See spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 3:42 am

    Quick! Censor, Censor. The world’s got problems to yell at. But this? Move along, we can’t have our superior hate and violence machine interrupted. You need your laundry cleaned? Well, you’ve come to the right place – Superior inferior heterosexual world. We procreate!!! No abortion! Wait till they suck the American taxpayer of the money! Deficit, deficit, inflation!!

    https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/man-kills-wife-in-apparent-murder-suicide-sheriff-says/article_d026c516-0ef1-11ef-8bd7-93153fe5eb9b.html

  48. 48

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 5:55 am

    Judge Maryellen Noreika, who was appointed by President Trump, has not received a single death threat.

  49. 49

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 7:11 am

    In December of 2022 President Joe Biden saved the Central States Pension Fund for hundreds of thousands of Teamsters in multi-employer plans facing up to 60% cuts in benefits.

  50. 50

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 7:16 am

    Judge Maryellen Noreika, who was appointed by convicted felon Trump, has not received a single death threat.
    Fixed it

  51. 51

    Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 7:54 am

    MAGA is making a big deal that Rogan/UFC fans love Trump but that doesn’t apparently sit the same with main event victor Sean Strickland.

    “I can vote and own a gun”

    https://www.tiktok.com/@underthedesknews/video/7376291116158864686

  52. 52

    Den Haag spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 8:32 am

    You know those “Genocide Joe” voters. They just found out.

    Haaretz-

    Trump Is Desperate for Miriam Adelson’s Cash. Her Condition: West Bank Annexation
    The former president and convicted felon is holding a fire sale on future presidential authority. Miriam Adelson wants to be his biggest donor, but in return she wants Israeli sovereignty over the West Bank
    …
    Now Trump is desperate for cash, and he’s holding a fire sale on future presidential authority. Anything goes for the man who believes that a presidential victory will save him from prison – which scares him more than anything else. Even though he’s now a convicted felon, Trump still has people to turn to for donations – and New York Magazine devoted its May 20 issue to an extensive profile of one of these donors, Dr. Miriam Adelson.

    From the River to the shore, Palestine will be no more!

    But there are no differences between the paries, right?

  53. 53

    Getty Images spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 8:47 am

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-milkshake-clacton-reform-uk-b2556444.html

    News photography is often 100% luck of timing.

    Side note, it has come to our attention that bass guitar legend Geddy Lee has an instagram handle GeddyImages. We can’t decide if we’re thrilled or should sue.

  54. 54

    Fascism Marches on in these United States spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 8:52 am

    Kansas goes blue.

    Unless the legislature has the time to invent new rules for Douglas and Shawnee county.

    A split Kansas Supreme Court ruling last week issued in a lawsuit over a 2021 election law found that voting is not a fundamental right listed in the state Constitution’s Bill of Rights.

  55. 55

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 9:10 am

    @50,

    Acknowledged and agreed.

  56. 56

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 9:19 am

    @ 52

    The pledged $100M support isn’t about the West Bank, dumbass.

    It’s about who will be Vice President in 2025, with a head start on the presidency in 2029.

    Dr. Adelson isn’t buying the West Bank. She’s buying the White House.

    Smart investment. Stefanik will eviscerate Momala.

  57. 57

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 9:22 am

    While attempting to board an international flight to Russia yesterday, convicted pedophile Scott Ritter was detained and had his US passport confiscated briefly. Speaking to Russian state controlled media Ritter claimed he was prevented from traveling by the US state department in order to silence him. US state department officials declined to comment. However when Russian foreign ministry officials were contacted to follow up they indicated that, while they could not comment on a specific case, it was a normal procedure for Russian officials to intervene and impose additional travel restrictions on foreign nationals who previously served in intelligence gathering roles, as well as foreign nationals with multiple convictions for pedophilia.

  58. 58

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 9:24 am

    Took profits of about $20/share over 18 months in TSLA today. Will stick with options on the shares. The market is still flooded with used Teslas from Hertz.

  59. 59

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 9:33 am

    @ 51

    MAGA is making a big deal that Rogan/UFC fans love Trump but that doesn’t apparently sit the same with main event victor Sean Strickland.

    I had to look up Strickland. He’s got 2M Instagram followers.

    Joe Rogan has 19.1M-plus Instagram followers.

  60. 60

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 9:39 am

    On 7/31/2019 Convicted Criminal trump has a private meeting with Putin.
    On 8/13/2019, just 3 days after his private meeting with Putin, the Felon trump issues a request of top US spies.
    By 2021 the CIA reports an unusually high number of their agents are being captured and/or being murdered.

    https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/575384-cia-admits-to-losing-dozens-of-informants-around-the-world-nyt/
    Vote Democratic.

  61. 61

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 9:42 am

    In a survey conducted between May 24th to May 26th about one third of 1003 registered Republicans responded that they would have preferred another nominee other than convicted felon Donald J. Trump.

  62. 62

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 9:52 am

    Why you can’t buy a home

    An estimated 26% of Fort Worth’s single family homes are owned by companies, city says
    Roughly one out of every four single family homes in Fort Worth are owned by an investor, company or corporation, according to a city analysis of data from the Tarrant Appraisal District.
    https://amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/fort-worth/article288911228.html

    Redfin: 18.4% of all SFHs sold in Q1 2024 were purchased by investors
    https://www.redfin.com/news/investor-home-purchases-q1-2024/
    Investors are purchasing more single-family homes and high-priced homes than they were last year. But they’ve also gained share in the affordable market, buying a record 26% of low-priced homes that sold in the first quarter.

  63. 63

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:12 am

    @ 62

    We have one rental left. Ownership of rental real estate has been great – in addition to the rental income and the price appreciation over time, there’s the depreciation deduction, which is huge. The owner can depreciate the structure value over 27 years at the marginal rate, which was 36-39% during my FT working years, and upon sale of the house the recapture rate is only 25%, so the owner gets free use of the depreciation deduction for decades and only has to pay 2/3 of it back.

    The thing is, once the loan is paid off and the price appreciation occurs, the owner is essentially putting a $700,000 fully owned asset in the hands of a stranger in exchange for $2500/month. It’s a discomforting feeling.

    The unrealized capital gain has been massive – just short of 350% over a bit under 25 years for an asset acquired with just $35,000 cash outlay at purchase. Now multiply that by five rental houses.

    I strongly encourage Queen YLB’s fucked kids to outbid those neighborhood “Asians” momma Queen YLB hates so much so that they can acquire their own residential rental real estate houses, then rent them out to “Asians” so that they can profit off of them, rather than the other way around.

    Hurry, fucked kids, before prices get any higher. Use some of that free money The Biden Crime Family gave you.

  64. 64

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:21 am

    The Biden campaign has been on TikTok since February and has 300k followers.

    Trump @ 18 amassed 4.5 million followers in his first 24 hours on TikTok.

  65. 65

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:25 am

    one third of 1003 registered Republicans responded that they would have preferred another nominee other than convicted felon Donald J. Trump.

    at one time kreepshit couldn’t spread its ass cheeks wide enough for height challenged, humorless and unlikable kon-klown DEE-Santis..

    Poor troll had no choice but to stop worrying and love the orange.

  66. 66

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:29 am

    We have one rental left..

    fucked

    teh degen troll knows the feeling well.. First gang-raped by its klownservabros during hell week,

    the trauma manifesting into an ass fucking by a maga redneck rental tenant with an alluring baby momma..

    the baby momma ejected from the scene, a rental house full of blunt smoking. porn watching magabros and a junker on blocks in the driveway being the kiss-off..

    So kreepshit, was the junker on blocks in full sight of your fellow greedhead vip room buds? Dang, you’ll never live it down – like voting for Carter after the real, actual “miracle on ice”..

  67. 67

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:34 am

    Biden’s bravado makes Queen YLB moist.

    Alex Thompson
    @AlexThomp
    Asked if he can do the job at 85 years old (which he would be in a second term), Biden tells TIME:

    “I can do it better than anybody you know. You’re looking at me, I can take you too.”

    https://time.com/6984968/joe-biden-transcript-2024-interview/
    5:02 AM · Jun 4, 2024
    ·

  68. 68

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:38 am

    Amerikkka is the land of opportunity if you’re in a position to torpedo The One.

    Edward Klein broke the story in the New York Post on May 13, 2012, revealing that Obama’s camp made a hush offer to Wright during the 2008 campaign. The deal involved a hefty sum of $150,000 and was made through an intermediary who was a close friend of Obama’s — and Obama himself even stepped in, urging Wright to keep quiet for the sake of his presidential campaign.

    “Man, the media ate me alive,” Wright told Klein. “After the media went ballistic on me, I received an e-mail offering me money not to preach at all until the November presidential election.”

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    “Who sent the e-mail?” Klein asked him.

    “It was from one of Barack’s closest friends.”

    “He offered you money?” Klein asked.

    “Not directly. He sent the offer to one of the members of the church, who sent it to me.”

    “How much money did he offer you?”

    “One hundred and fifty thousand dollars,” Wright told him.

    But Obama himself tried to get involved to seal the deal.

    God Damn Amerikka.

  69. 69

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:40 am

    Following the blocking of the bipartisan border security protection law for the second time this year by Congressional Republicans, President Biden signed this morning a new Executive Order to further seal off the border by placing severe restrictions on immigrants seeking legal asylum in the U.S. under existing law.

    The new Executive Order takes the form of an interim final rule under the Immigration and Nationality Act. The rule will order immigration officials to decline to consider applications for asylum by all persons who have entered the US without prior authorization by discontinuing “credible fear” interviews as called for under the Immigration and Nationality Act. And all persons expelled under the new rule will be faced with a five year ban on new applications for entry under any currently authorized program. The new rule will not be applied to unaccompanied minors and goes into effect immediately.

  70. 70

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:43 am

    Biden’s bravado

    Biden winning will be fatal for kreepshit..

    knock, knock, knock…

    time for kreepshit to pay for its tax cheating sins means an MI or stroking out…

    great for the kids… following from kreepshit’s very own silly babbling..

  71. 71

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:48 am

    President Barack Obama never made any offer of money or any other form of enurement to anyone anywhere to remain quiet about anything in his personal life.

    President Barack Obama’s political campaign never made any offer of money or any other form of enurement to anyone anywhere to remain quiet about anything in his personal life.

    President Barack Obama never was found by a court of law to have committed rape.

    President Obama has never been arrested.

    President Obama has never been charged for any crime.

    President Obama has never been convicted of any crime.

    President Obama is not a felon.

    President Obama was overwhelmingly elected and re-elected by huge popular majorities of American voters.

  72. 72

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:51 am

    @ 65

    one third of 1003 registered Republicans responded that they would have preferred another nominee other than convicted felon Donald J. Trump.

    Oh, Precious. My darling unserious twat Queen YLB. Did you not think of how this would look to someone who has been following the news?

    You cheerlead to the news that a third of GOP voters wish it wasn’t Trump at the top of the ticket. Queen YLB, did you give any consideration to the number of Democrats who would replace Biden in a heartbeat given the opportunity?

    It started nearly 2 years ago:

    CNN
    https://www.cnn.com › politics › cnn-poll-biden-2024
    Jul 27, 2022 — A new CNN poll finds 75% of Democratic and Democratic-leaning voters want the party to nominate someone other than President Joe Biden in …

    It continued into late last Fall:

    Yahoo
    https://www.yahoo.com › news › poll-a-majority-of-de…
    Nov 16, 2023 — In a sign of growing concern about President Biden’s chances of winning reelection, a majority of potential Democratic primary voters (54%) …

    Even in Febuary 84% of voters said Biden is too old to serve another term.

    Now that the delegates have been awarded it’s a moot point to keep polling the question.

    Queen YLB, you cheer-lead that a third of GOP voters wish they didn’t have to choose Trump. At least tell us that you understand that the percent of Democrat voters who wish they didn’t have to choose Biden is roughly double the percent of GOP voters who dread choosing Trump.

    Girlfriend, you understand that, don’t you?

    Don’t you?

  73. 73

    Whaddabout the stuff about the nonsense, whaddabout spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:53 am

    @68

    Cool cool. We know why PJMedia is trying to bring back a 14 year old “alleged”.

    Do they have any evidence of payment? How about willful attempts to hide the payment as “legal retainer.” Tax fraud for declaring the payment as a legitimate expense?

    Let us know what you find.

  74. 74

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:53 am

    Lacking a Khalidi tape, @68 will have to do for kreepshit..

    After a fatal IRS audit what will be kreepshit’s last words:

    Khaaaaliiiiidiiii taaaaapee..

    or

    myyyyyyy fooooookkiiiin’ muuuneeeee…

    ????

    hard call.

  75. 75

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:56 am

    @72 yawwwn…

    All those words wasted over being butthurt over an asshole whose cock you sucked turning out to be so….

    unlikable…

  76. 76

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:57 am

    $155 million for 179 units is described as “affordable housing”.

    REDWOOD CITY, Calif. – Fire crews on Monday were sent to fight a massive, eight-alarm fire in Redwood City that ripped through a $155 million- affordable housing development under construction, dashing hopes that it would be rebuilt any time soon.

    Money going up in smoke is a pretty good metaphor. The building’s a total loss. But then so is California.

  77. 77

    Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 10:57 am

    @71

    You forgot, President Obama is not running for anything.

  78. 78

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 11:00 am

    As part of a wide-ranging criminal investigation by President Biden’s DOJ into rental price fixing by corporate landlaords, the FBI executed a criminal search warrant on the offices of Cortland Management based in Atlanta on May 22nd. Cortland joins nine other corpirate residential real estate companies all suspected of using software provided by RealPage to engage in rental price fixing.

  79. 79

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 11:02 am

    @77,
    I don’t think it’s relevant.

    He’s still a very honest and decent man. He’s never done anything wrong. He has done a great deal of good for millions of people. And he doesn’t deserved to face defamation by anyone simply because they are embarassed by Donald J. Trump.

  80. 80

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 11:02 am

    @ 48

    Judge Maryellen Noreika, who was appointed by President Trump, has not received a single death threat.

    Judge Cannon has.

    NBC News
    https://www.nbcnews.com › politics › justice-department
    Feb 9, 2024 — … threatening voicemails for U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon … death threats to judge in Trump’s documents case … A Texas woman accused of …

    Judge Cannon’s a Trump appointee. Her decisions are going Trump’s way in large part, and some libbies are clearly unhappy wit that.

  81. 81

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 11:06 am

    Cortland joins nine other corpirate residential real estate companies all suspected of using software provided by RealPage to engage in rental price fixing.

    Dang add that to Pioneer colluding with OPEC to price fix

    and ya gotta whole lotta greedflation goin’ on!

  82. 82

    Vicious TRO11 spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 11:07 am

    @79,

    yes, but you see Obama is a black.

  83. 83

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 11:12 am

    Despite the NYC trial result, Morning Consult’s tracking poll of more than 10,000 registered voters has Trump up by one over my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president.

    Voters will pick Trump because they know Biden is a failure, not because they love Trump. In 2020 voters chose Biden not because they favored him, but because they disfavored Trump.

    Deal with it.

  84. 84

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 11:12 am

    This morning Wisconsin Attorney General Josh Kaul (D) charged Trump campaign aide Michael Roman and attorneys Kenneth Chesebro and James Troupis with one felony count each of conspiracy to commit forgery.

    There are now state level criminal cases pending in Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada and Wisconsin against Republican and Trump campaign officials for criminal offenses related to their efforts in 2020 to overturn the election of President Joe Biden.

  85. 85

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 11:41 am

    Shorter kreepshit:

    Joe is unlikable because he’s old..

    yawwwn.. drumpf ain’t that much younger and it’s batshit nuts and declining right in front of magat eyes. But that’s ok – it’s the leader magats have been dreaming of after decades of voting repuke and getting hardly anything back.

    Now kon-klown DEE-Santis??? lmao.. unlikable because it’s a phony repellent..

    reptile in disguise…

  86. 86

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 11:57 am

    POS Hunter Biden’s defense is that, yeah, he was an addict and he got high on Monday and again on Tuesday night, but because he wasn’t high when he bought the gun on Tuesday morning he wasn’t a drug user at the time of purchase.

  87. 87

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 12:12 pm

    @ 85

    Joe is unlikable because he’s old..

    Queen YLB is particularly useful to Democrat interests because she can always be counted on to swallow.

  88. 88

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 12:13 pm

    @68.
    A story by an Edward Klien

    Klein received extensive criticism for his 2005 biography of Hillary Clinton. The British newspaper The Guardian pointed out a number of verifiable factual errors in Klein’s 2014 book Blood Feud. Klein has also come under fire for his use of anonymous quotes, purported to be from the subjects of his books, which he claims he received from anonymous insiders.

    So he’s got a pattern of lying.

    As for PJMedia

    Overall, we rate PJ Media to be Questionable based on extreme right-wing bias, promotion of propaganda and conspiracies, as well as numerous failed fact checks.

    So they have a pattern of lying.

    As for Matt Margolis

    In September 2022, PJ Media blogger Matt Margolis was the originator of a claim made in a PJ Media article that “The Obama Foundation stored classified documents in an abandoned furniture warehouse. PJ Media later admitted they made a false claim

    So he got a pattern of lying.

    So, Edward Klien lied, Matt Margolis lied and PJMedia lied and the greedy racist incel states their lies like it’s facts. Typical.
    Loser.

  89. 89

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 12:18 pm

    And yet the convicted criminal failure could not beat the cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president. Talk about weak.

  90. 90

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 12:21 pm

    @63. The greedy racist incel’s hatred of Asians was also on display.
    Loser

  91. 91

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 12:25 pm

    After claiming for years he was powerless to stop the illegal immigrant wave he caused, now that he’s gonna lose the sunbelt states Biden decides he’s not powerless after all.

    He’ll still lose them. He’ll lose the election, too.

  92. 92

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 12:37 pm

    Joni Ernst makes stakes her own claim on the Veep slot:

    Joe Karwacki
    @JoeKarwacki
    ·
    HOT MIC: @SenJoniErnst to @SenJohnKennedy following the Senate GOP border press conference — “Bottom line, never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals.”

    😂😂😂

    8:12 AM · Jun 4, 2024

  93. 93

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 12:42 pm

    Last week I wrote that it would be a two-point bump.

    Donald Trump Scores Post-Conviction Bump in the Polls

    A Morning Consult survey of 10,404 registered voters, conducted between May 31 and June 2, found that Trump is leading the Democratic incumbent by one point (44 percent to 43) ahead of November’s rematch of the 2020 election.

    In a previous Morning Consult survey conducted on May 31, a day after Trump became the first current or former U.S. president in history to be convicted of a crime after a jury found him guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records, Biden led Trump by one point (45 percent to 44 percent) in a poll of 2,200 registered voters.

    From minus 1 to plus 1 is two points. Hey, I didn’t write it. Newsweek did. Remember when Jane Harman’s husband bought Newsweek for one dollar?

  94. 94

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 2:59 pm

    Well, there you have it. Asked straight up if Bibi is playing politics with the war, Biden said that he didn’t think so, and that Bibi is “trying to work out a serious problem he has”.

    Bibi is not committing war crimes. He’s leading his nation. You heard it from your lord and savior, Joe Biden.

  95. 95

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 3:15 pm

    By Friday Hunter’s POS wife will be caught on camera calling Megyn Kelly a cunt.

  96. 96

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 6/4/24 at 3:24 pm

    Making public clear evidence of corruption of the entire fucking Biden Crime Family is not Naziism.

    Marco Polo
    @MarcoPolo501c3
    The wife has the same level of impulse control as Hunter.

    To the family bringing decency back, anyone who is perceived as opposition is a Nazi.

    Truly contemptible liars & scoundrels.

    We don’t respond in kind in the back of a courtroom, because we’re gentlemen who do not berate women.
    Quote
    Wendell Husebø
    @WendellHusebo
    ·
    5h
    Unhinged! Hunter Biden’s wife, Melissa Cohen-Biden, verbally assaults @MarcoPolo501c3 founder Garrett Ziegler at Hunter’s trial

    @MarcoPolo501c3 is responsible for publishing a dossier on the Biden Crime Family that has yet to have one fact unproven

    Melissa got close to him…
    11:00 AM · Jun 4, 2024

    POS Hunter Biden’s POS wife must have just received her latest STD results.

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