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Republicans in the Florida state house are pressuring Ron DeathSantis to call a special session so they can enact laws banning private mask and vaccine mandates, including the NFL and Disney.
1)Going after one of Orange County’s biggest employers.
More serving and protecting:
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article253191533.html
Watch that elevator lobby video carefully. Miami Beach PD enumerates only 21 officers involved. It has to be nearly twice that. A police riot unfolding in a $360/night resort hotel in which they wail on a guest for filming them.
Pay attention then ask yourself how in the fuck only five got charged?
“We will learn from this. And we will move on.”
Sure, Jan.
Police just don’t do what you think they do.
Another one of the Capitol Police Officers who fought back the violent terrorist mob on Jan 6, only to be abandoned and ridiculed by the Republican lawmakers they protect every day, took his own life on Thursday. He’s the fourth ERT officer to have taken his own life since the attacks.
https://mobile.twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1420877961205530624
@3 Guess they forgot about the lobby surveillance camera, huh. And their own bodycams. More proof that nobody is too stupid to be hired by a Florida police department.
5,
The fact that cops misbehave with impunity while knowing that they are on camera doesn’t make them stupid.
It makes all of us stupid.
After news of yet another dead cop
Fourth officer who responded to the US Capitol on January 6 dies by suicide
subsequent to the January 6 riots, the total is now 5. (four by suicide + Sicknick’s stroke), equaling the one-day mark set by Micah X. Johnson when he killed all those cops in Dallas.
Five dead cops is enough for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit to change his mind, and he now supports the January 6 rioters. Not as much as he post-humously supports Mohammed Atta, who killed so many NYPD cops when the towers fell. But everyone’s gotta start somewhere. Five’s not nuthin’.
There’s nothing Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit enjoys more than news of another dead cop. “Nother!”
Was your hands. Wear your fucking mask.
Get vaccinated
@7 In which the greedy racist incel projects his personal fantasies and fears.
Is this a Strawman Fallacy where he lies and attributes positions to Rabbit he knows are untrue, just so he can tear them down hoping to discredit Rabbit and make himself seem better in the process?
What do you think the “Whites need to be more equal than everyone else” cult will do when trump is not installed on the 13th?
Eh, he’s just stupid. And a traitor. Worst of all, he’s boring.
@ 9, 11
Is this a Strawman Fallacy…?
First, notice that The Even Bigger Fucking Moron phrases his spew as a question. Meaning he has reason to believe that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is sufficiently anti-cop that I might be shooting straight on this.
Second, I’m shooting straight on this. Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is on record saying just awful things about cops. Lately he’s tried to make up for that with a “Most cops are good, but…” shtick. Those of us who have been here long enough remember otherwise.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit used to spew near-daily about his stock market gains, until those were used against him. He has learned not to do that anymore. He used to claim he is a millionaire, near-daily. He has stopped that shit as well.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit hates cops and wants them dead. In the past he has openly celebrated cop deaths on HA. Truth.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has advocated liberal violence in pursuit of what liberals cannot achieve at the ballot box, and has been called out by Darryl for having done so. He has repeatedly used racial slurs in his spews on HA. The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, why in the world would a guy who openly writes those things choose to hide his cop hatred under a bushel?
Like everything else @12, this is horseshit.
Rabbit is on record saying just awful things about cops.
Like some of them kill first, ask questions later?
When cops do awful things, why not say something about it? If that’s “awful” to some like dimfuk well awww poor baby.
Dimfuk is on record behaving as if it never saw a cop shooting of an unarmed person of color it didn’t like.
Here’s your chance dimfuk. Prove me wrong.
Here’s to many more years of Roger Rabbit at HA!
Until the server goes cold.
God bless America and our beloved president.
IBD/TIPP Biden Job Approval
57% Approve 34% Disapprove
Among registered voters, investors approve of Biden’s job performance, 69%-26%, vs. 62%-33%% in July. IBD/TIPP counts as investors those respondents who say they have at least $10,000 in household-owned mutual funds or equities.
@16 Investor’s bidness daily is a notorious always wrong wing greedhead rag.
Heh. Let us see what dimfuk does.
Something about Hunter Biden and crack and a laptop no doubt.
Three of the last four RCP polls have America’s beloved president above 52% approval. The outlier? Rasmussen, of course.
@12 What is the greedy racist incel babbling about? A liberal could post a recipe for Moussaka and he’d twist it into a admission of racism and being anti cop and something to insult a black woman and some gay people. He’s unhinged and funny in a pitiful sort of way.
“Dimfuk is on record behaving as if it never saw a cop shooting of an unarmed person of color it didn’t like.” True.
He’s just being stupid. Comes easy for him.
And yet FOX/Newsmax/OAN don’t see fit to mock those deaths the way they have the dead from your Jan 6 Terror Attack.
https://mobile.twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1420877961205530624
Boo. Hoo. Toooooooooooo.
You really are covering yourself in glory these days, Tara.
12,
Did you say something?
Or was it just your “FB friends from CO” yammering again?
Keep fuckin’ that chicken, Bob.
It’s just so impressive.
12,
I suspect at this point you’re beyond any capacity for self-reflection.
But you might want to take notice when you find yourself bolding your assertions of facts like this – especially in combination with bolding the derogatory names you apply to your debating opponents. And when you find you are forced to declare your own statements to be “Truth” in order for them to feel like they have “weight” or “gravitas” that’s a message from the universe that you’ve gone down a wrong path.
Aside from how this obviously reeks of compensation for weakness, it was a notable characteristic of both Shortbus and Teh Pudiot right before their brains broke permanently.
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Whoa.
Cuomo gonna have to resign.
Prolly today. No point in prolonging it.
At this point? I seriously doubt he’s ever been in that space. Too full of himself. Obviously.
Relevant tweet:
https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/335434417193508864
Sadly, conservative American voters tolerated such a behavior when they elected 45 as President so the greed racist incel can’t get all outraged without being a hypocrite:
Hope he resigns.
His use of bold font that way is a very sad thing. If he wasn’t such a fucktard, I’d feel sorry for him. But since he is, I don’t.
Yup.
Andrew Cuomo makes Bill Clinton so proud to be a Democrat.
At least Cuomo will have his Emmy. And tens of thousands of dead New York nursing home residents.
Democrats don’t resign. They apologize, go to rehab, and get re-elected unless they are term-limited.
Franken could have stuck it out. Democrats have learned not to let themselves get Frankened.
@30 Who? Show us the list?
Kudos to major NY Democrats for calling for Andrew Cuomo’s resignation.
In March.. I had forgotten about that.
@ 31
Show us the list?
Most recently?
Northam. VA’s # 1
Fairfax. VA’s # 2
Jewell Jones. MI state rep.
John Thompson. MN state rep.
Cuomo. Since March, anyway.
Anybody recall the dumbfuck traitor ever calling for a Republican to resign?
I didn’t think so.
There’s that bolding again.
Al Franken.
Because he pulled the “honk-honk” gag. Which he should not have done without first asking permission and discussing it with his fellow performers. That’s what a professional does. He should have known that then. He knows it now.
Trump told you he was a rapist.
You knew that. You knew that then.
And you voted for him three more times after that.
Wow. Put that in bold.
Northam. VA’s # 1 Yearbook discoveries and apology for blackface? Not the same league as what trump and cuomo did. False Equivalency lie.
Fairfax. VA’s # 2 – Searching only finds Fairfax. VA. Assume the greedy racist incel is making up lies again.
Jewell Jones. MI state rep. – $221 Of Campaign Cash At Strip Club and drunk driving. Not the same league as what trump and cuomo did. False Equivalency lie. But he is black, so maybe the greedy racist incel thinks that is enough to convict him.
John Thompson. MN state rep. – Walz, top Democrats call for Rep. John Thompson’s resignation. Seems sordid but not to the level of what trump and cuomo did. False Equivalency lie. But he is black, so maybe the greedy racist incel thinks that is enough to convict him.
I don’t think we’ll ever see that.
Heh.
@36 Two state reps?? Yearbook blackface? The doctor is a self-made joke.
Something seems to have triggered his use of bold font. I’ve wondered if it’s when he’s yelling at us.
Moscow Mitch, besides secretly voting in favor if the Biden Infrastructure Triumph, has also been secretly sending money to outside groups to run attack ads targeting Trump’s pick for OH-6.
And yet, odds are Trump will be the nominee in 2024 as he continues to hoover up all the loose change from the mouth breathers.
Kevin McCarthy would never ever betray Orange Daddy this way.
Kevin McCarthy fills up bowls of carefully pre-selected pink and red Starburst candies and gifts them to the Orange Daddy.
Matt Gaetz whines that the media has treated him worse than Cuomo — and it doesn’t go well for him
The tweet below was quoted in the article. It also addresses our treasonous doctor’s comments in this thread.
“Imagine supporting a serial rapist like Donald Trump and an alleged child rapist like Matt Gaetz, and thinking you get a say about Andrew Cuomo.”
The doctor has no say in this matter, bold font or not.
White S.C. cop stomps 58-yo black man in head. The black man “has pins and rods in his knee, leg and hip from a previous injury,” his lawyer says, adding, “Officer Dukes ordered my client and another individual to get on the ground, but because of my client’s disability, he’s relatively slow.”
https://thetandd.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/former-orangeburg-officer-charged-sled-warrant-alleges-he-forcibly-stomped-man-with-boot/article_d02ee8b8-bbd3-5c44-8f36-52f99c85701c.html
Anyone want to guess how much this will cost taxpayers? $300k? $500K? $750k?
When LEAs make hiring mistakes, they’re very costly.
I’m curious when LEAs began training cops to stomp on elderly disabled people who don’t instantly comply with their commands. I don’t think this was traditional.
@38 Probably just sticky keys from something dripping on the keyboard after he comes in from the barn.
179 WITNESSES?!?!?!?!
“Try not to sexually harass anyone on your way through the parking lot!”
@36 What it all boils down to is Doctor Dumbfuck demands exemplary conduct from Democrats, and exceptionally exemplary conduct from black Democrats, as a condition of serving in public office. This isn’t a bad thing in itself, but note that he’s less demanding of Republican office holders. No false equivalency here; this non-equivalency is real.
@30 There’s a pretty long list of Democrats who did resign. Republicans never give up office holders; one of theirs could be a serial killer, and they’d still circle the wagons around him.
@12 I know you are lying about rabbit, I am unsure of the formal title for your method of lying.
#36 and 45. True. He demands high standards for Democrats, none for republicans besides hurt the people he hates.
Scrolling back to @7, I see the dumbfuck doctor is trying his hand at fiction writing. I doubt he’s the next Stephen King, though. He probably shouldn’t quit his day trading gig at this point.
In right wing world, is calling out cops to be good and fair and not murder black people at will, considered being anti cop?
According to dumbfuck, it’s just as bad as an insurrection intended to overthrow our government, probably worse. Both sides, you know.
If today’s MAGA were citizens of London during WWII blackouts you could identify their homes because their lights would still be on because…FREEDOM!
MAGA seems to only attack old people, usually women, and usually with a cowardly suck-punch. This MAGA coward took his attack on an elderly couple a little further.
Ulsaker reportedly pulled up next to the elderly couple, ages 80 and 78, in his pickup truck before shouting a vulgarity at them, police said. He later walked up from behind the couple and began swinging a golf club at their heads, before punching the man in the head.
This is how bold font should be used.
Wow! Looks like I’m in quite a pickle! Do you think all these sexual “adventures” will interfere with my plans of running for Presidnet some day?
@54 I couldn’t care less about Cuomo.
With that out of the way, I’d say your chances of becoming a top tier troll look pretty slim to me. But I don’t want to discourage you. You see, we don’t have a top tier troll anymore, just a stupid dumbfuck, so I respectfully ask you to work on elevating your game. I’d be quite pleased if you proved me wrong about you.
@54 Republicans will vote for him. He is just like trump.
The number of Americans killed so far by the Trump Plague is poised to surpass in the next few months the total number of U.S. KIA from WWI, WWII, Korea, and Vietnam combined.
“You know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat — as the heat comes in. Typically, that will go away in April.”
“They’re — they’ve had a rough patch, and I think right now they have it — it looks like they’re getting it under control more and more. They’re getting it more and more under control. So I think that’s a problem that’s going to go away.”
“…when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done.”
“It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. ”
“I said last night — we did an interview on Fox last night, a town hall. I think it was very good. And I said, ‘Calm. You have to be calm.’ It’ll go away.”
“And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.”
“You know, we need a little a separation until such time as this goes away. It’s going to go away. It’s going to go away.”
“Stay calm. It will go away. You know it — you know it is going away, and it will go away.”
“It’s going to go away, hopefully at the end of the month. And, if not, hopefully it will be soon after that.”
All that before the end of March of 2020. He never stopped lying and fucking up until after he blew his re-election. And then he just switched to lying about something else. And so did Bob.
@47 I say unflattering things about awful cops. However, I don’t want them dead, only off the force, and preferably in jail.
It’s Republican rioters who want cops dead. I don’t have information that Doctor Dumbfuck was one of the rioters, but I haven’t seen him criticize them.
Thus, he’s not against awful people beating good cops senseless, he’s only against criticizing awful cops.
@50 They see that as interfering with good police work. So do awful cops. That’s why they arrest people who video their good police work and charge them with “interfering with my investigation.”
@53 This scumbag also attacked the cops when they tried to arrest him. Why didn’t they shoot him? And he only gets probation after sucker-punching an 80-year-old and assaulting the police? What’s wrong with that judge?
@54 You sure are. And because you’re a Democrat, your party won’t protect you. Sucks to be you. It doesn’t pay to behave like a Republican unless you are one.
@57 Boob spews vicious lies about me. That proves I’m getting under his skin. Good! I’ll keep doing it, the payoff is delicious.
In election news. The mainstream democrat beat the Bernie democrat in the primary.
I thought this summed it up well:
“It is not prudent to equate Turner’s loss as a rebuke of progressivism. I think it’s a more a rebuke of divisive, bitter, mudslinging politics. Turner’s problem wasn’t her ideology, it was her vitriol towards the Democratic Party, its leaders, its voters, and just about anything associated with it.
The lesson from tonight is that Democratic voters don’t like people who shit on their party and go out of their way to alienate people.”