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by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/11/24, 8:00 am

– Free COVID-19 and flu tests.

– When during the campaign, city council candidates said that they would take a look at the budget but couldn’t mention the specifics, well I guess it’s because it includes cutting a summer camp for special needs kids. Maybe they should have started looking before they were elected.

– Are we going to see an end to ballot title shopping?

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:39 am

    Will we see the movie Dave come to life in our country?

    EUROPE NEWS
    Princess of Wales apologizes for confusion after media retracts photo on manipulation concerns

    Britain’s Princess of Wales on Monday apologized for any confusion caused after international news agencies withdrew a picture shared by the royal family, saying it failed to meet their editorial standards.
    …
    Kensington Palace came under pressure to respond after The Associated Press, Getty Images, AFP and Reuters released a so-called kill notification for the image, indicating that they would not continue to publish it and that it should not be circulated more widely.

    “At closer inspection it appears that the source has manipulated the image. No replacement photo will be sent,” AP said at 8:19 p.m. London time Sunday.

    The image of Kate, surrounded by her children Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis, was issued earlier Sunday.

    Doubtful that this would occur in the US. Among other reasons, government Photoshop experts have yet to develop an algorithm to make Kamala Harris seem convincingly likable, or to make Jill Biden appear as other than a manipulative cunt.

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:48 am

    “Maybe” rebuild?

    David Shor
    @DYShor
    Biden makes the blunder of answering whether and why Hamas would want a ceasefire.

    He then notices his terrible blunder in saying the truth, and goes off on a tangent.

    9:58 PM · Mar 9, 2024

    To rebuild Hamas will need IDF out. Which is why Hamas wants IDF out.
    ·

  3. 3

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:52 am

    Evidence of Princess Kate’s health and vitality has not been seen publicly for some weeks.

    Evidence of Queen YLB’s intelligence has not been seen publicly since at least 2004.

  4. 4

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:00 am

    When people say voting does not matter
    In Minnesota, dems finally got control of all 3 branches of the state and are passing things like : Ban on corporate buying of rental properties, paid sick leave, paid paternity and maternity leave, food for schoolchildren, Investment in Environment, Public Housing, Higher Wages, etc….

  5. 5

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:01 am

    Here’s the CNN Road to 270 map.

    CNN’s numbers haven’t changed since at least early January. Meanwhile Arizona, listed as a toss-up state, went for Trump by 6 in a Feb 28 poll taken by Bloomberg/Morning Consult. Wisconsin, also listed as a toss-up by CNN, went for Trump by 4 in the same poll.

    Even without AZ and WI, CNN has Trump winning with 272 EVs.

    With those states it’s not close.

    Happy Monday!

  6. 6

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:13 am

    I’m glad for his sake that the UK royal family exist so that our profoundly stupid trust fund troll is able to extinguish at least some of his darkest suicidal thoughts by vicariously experiencing a fantasy version of an obedient wife and adoring, healthy offspring.

  7. 7

    FKA Hops spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:21 am

    Alluded to already but yeah, the fourth wheel fell of on Katie “I’m just a Mom” Britt

    The woman whose story Alabama Sen. Katie Britt appeared to have shared in the Republican response to the State of the Union as an example of President Joe Biden’s failed immigration policies told CNN she was trafficked before Biden’s presidency and said legislators lack empathy when using the issue of human trafficking for political purposes.

    “I hardly ever cooperate with politicians, because it seems to me that they only want an image. They only want a photo — and that to me is not fair,” Karla Jacinto told CNN on Sunday.

  8. 8

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:35 am

    Rep. Nancy went straight up in flames on ABC this weekend telling her host that “as a survivor of rape” she can not discuss her endorsement of a convicted rapist to be president because doing so would “shame” and “revictimize” her.

    Saying the quiet part right out loud again.

    #grovelgrovel

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:36 am

    @ 7

    …legislators lack empathy when using the issue of human trafficking for political purposes.

    Indeed.

    Speaker Nancy Pelosi has not dismissed the possibility of taking punitive action against Congressman Matt Gaetz pending the results of an investigation into allegations that he trafficked and had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl.

    “If in fact these allegations are true, of course being removed from the Judiciary Committee is the least that could be done,” Ms Pelosi told reporters at her press conference on Thursday.

  10. 10

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:40 am

    @ 8

    Trump has not been convicted of rape.

    Jurors specifically rejected the allegation that Trump committed rape.

  11. 11

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:52 am

    Trump The Rapist is a convicted rapist.

    Sorry, Republicans. You fucked up again and chose the wrong side.
    E. Jean Carroll won. Trump lost because he raped her. And that’s why he just posted a $93 million bond secured from a notorious Russian narco-terrorist mobster named Semion Mogelevich.

    Trump The Rapist is a rapist.

  12. 12

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:53 am

    Trump The Rapist is now out there this week promising to cut Social Security and Medicare.

    Helpful.

  13. 13

    FKA Hops spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 10:02 am

    @10

    Keep telling yourself that.

    “This was a rape claim, this was a rape case all along, and the jury rejected that — made other findings,” his lawyer, Joe Tacopina, said outside the courthouse.

    …
    “The finding that Ms. Carroll failed to prove that she was ‘raped’ within the meaning of the New York Penal Law does not mean that she failed to prove that Mr. Trump ‘raped’ her as many people commonly understand the word ‘rape,’ ” Kaplan wrote

    He added: “Indeed, as the evidence at trial recounted below makes clear, the jury found that Mr. Trump in fact did exactly that.”

  14. 14

    FKA Hops spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 10:08 am

    Trump the rapist is also, according to Viktor Orban, willing to give Ukraine to Vladimir Putin.

    Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán said former President Trump would not give “a penny” to support Ukraine in its war against Russia after the two met at Trump’s Florida estate Mar-a-Lago last week.

    Orbán told Hungarian news channel M1 that Trump wants peace in the Russian war against Ukraine, and the Hungarian leader said he backed his vision to achieve that.

    “I don’t see any other person as determined and strong as Donald Trump,” Orbán told M1, saying Trump “will not give a single penny to the Ukrainian-Russian war, therefore the war will end.”

  15. 15

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 10:14 am

    13,

    Trump’s neckless former mob lawyer, who btw quit the client for non payment, was legally estopped from making any such claims inside the courthouse.
    Because Tacopina’s claims are lies.

    Trump The Rapist is a rapist.

  16. 16

    FKA Hops spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 10:17 am

    Somebody’s getting a visit from the secret service

    Kansas goes blue.

    Kansas Republicans hit and kicked an effigy of Joe Biden at an event, video footage shows.

    Videos posted on social media show attendees at a Johnson County Republican Party fundraiser on Friday used a bat to attack a mannequin wearing a mask with the president’s face on it and a T-shirt that said “Let’s Go Brandon” on it.

    I probably don’t have to remind you that Kansas women sent the state abortion ban down 59-41 and elected a Democratic Governor in 2018 and 2022 with 49.5 percent of the vote in 22.

  17. 17

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 11:16 am

    @ 16

    Kansas Republicans hit and kicked an effigy of Joe Biden at an event, video footage shows.

    No liberal ever disrespected an effigy of GWB43. Ever.

    New York, UNITED STATES: An effigy of US President George W. Bush is hung on a broom with an American flag by a protester attending a demonstration against Bush and the Iraq War at Dag Hammarskjold Plaza near United Nations Headquarters in New York on 19 September 2006. The protest coincided with Bush’s address to the 61st session of the United Nations General Assembly. AFP PHOTO/NICHOLAS ROBERTS (Photo credit should read NICHOLAS ROBERTS/AFP via Getty Images)

    No liberal ever took a shit on an American flag during a demonstration in Portland, OR. I’ll spare you the photo but you know it’s out there. I’ll also spare you the unseriousness of claiming that Oregon will go red as a result.

  18. 18

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 11:17 am

    From today’s NY Times daily e-mail talking about the 4th anniversary of “teh wuhan” pandemic:

    Initially, many lower-income Americans, as well as Black and Latino Americans, couldn’t easily find vaccines. The Biden administration largely solved these access gaps in 2021. But a new problem then emerged: Many Americans, especially political conservatives, were skeptical of the vaccines despite overwhelming evidence of their effectiveness.

    To this day, more than 30 percent of self-identified Republicans have not received a Covid vaccine shot, compared with less than 10 percent of Democrats. You can see the tragic effects of vaccine skepticism in this chart, by my colleague Ashley Wu, which compares the death rates in red and blue counties:

    These excess deaths in repuke counties, according to the inane babbling of teh kreepshit troll of widbee, is the best stuff ever for my two adult sons.

    heh.. the same insane, inane, insipid babbling that speaks so highly to the kreepshit’s “intelligence” and “seriousness”…

    lmao..

  19. 19

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 11:23 am

    getting fucked in the ass by a zoomer redneck hustler renter – dang that was a blow to kreepshit’s “intelligence” and “seriousness” too..

    well, if it ever had any of that anyway.

  20. 20

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 11:23 am

    @ 16

    Kansas goes blue.

    In the hotly contested race for Kansas’ electoral votes you’d think that someone might do a poll there once in awhile.

    POLLSTER DATE SAMPLE MOE
    TRUMP (R)
    BIDEN (D)
    SPREAD
    Emerson
    10/1 – 10/4 487 RV 4.4 47 31
    Trump
    +16

    The Hill/Emerson
    10/27 – 10/29 1000 LV 3.0 50 37
    Trump
    +13

    The Hill/Emerson
    9/15 – 9/18 1000 LV 3.0 52 36
    Trump
    +16

    More often than every 4 1/2 months, I mean.

  21. 21

    FKA HOPS spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 11:28 am

    @17

    So sad.

    Was the event you so gleefully shared from 18 years ago an official fundraising event for the Democratic Pary?

    Weird how these things are so not even remotely alike.

    Was it HOSTED by the Chairman of any state Democratic party?

    Sad, low energy.

    Kansas GOP chairman Mike Brown, an election denier who narrowly won the leadership position a year ago, touted the fundraiser event for weeks in official GOP emails — with no mention of the Biden effigy. General admission tickets were listed at $100, with premier seats for $300.

    Brown didn’t respond to an email seeking comment for this story.

    On Saturday, former GOP chairman Mike Kuckelman condemned the Biden bashing in a post on Kuckelman’s personal Facebook page. Other Republicans joined him in comments on the post.

    Kuckelman said guests at the event were invited to beat the Biden effigy in exchange for a donation. He called for the resignations of Brown and Johnson County Republican Party chairwoman Maria Holiday.

  22. 22

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 11:29 am

    No liberal ever disrespected an effigy of GWB43.

    The empty suit who pissed away trillions initiating feckless wars of choice deserved no respect

    No liberal ever took a shit on an American flag

    always wrong wing shit and piss stunk indeed within the capitol building on Jan 6..

    You can read about it in the fucking Murdoch paper:

    https://nypost.com/2021/01/08/rioters-left-feces-urine-in-hallways-and-offices-during-mobbing-of-us-capitol/

  23. 23

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 11:35 am

    teh kreepshit troll paid for the maintenance of old liberals through its payroll and self-employment taxes over the years..

    the resentment burned like a cancer..

    Now that it’s a moldering kreep in widbee it can revel like a pig in shit over its own low 4 figure once a month ss check.

    And the rest of us can laugh at it. keep kreepin’.. keep moldering… heh.. too funee..

  24. 24

    Independent Voters spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 11:45 am

    @20

    Kansas’ Abortion Ban measure in the final poll before the elction was reject 47%, approve 43%. As metioned abouve 59%-41%. Some GOP women are clearly not willing to tell pollsters what they really think. Or women just aren’t being polled. Women were 56% of the voters in the abortion referendum. The previous Kansas statewide election they were 52%. That a poll is only 51% women should troble you at least a little bit. that and 40% say that the overturning of Roe make them Extremely more likely to vote in 2024. We seem to recall how much you love RV polls too.

    Not factored into any Kansas Poll so far,

    Feb. 23
    Judge orders Trump to pay $355 million for lying about his wealth in staggering civil fraud ruling

    Still to come, probably yet another defamation lawsuit from the woman he raped because he keeps saying into a microphone that what a jury determined was true is lies and she’s a lie and she’s not pretty enough to rape.

    And then there’s the two criminal trials making their way through the courts…

  25. 25

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 11:57 am

    The Times Sienna polling has been getting flamed by data scientists for a solid week now. So I see that the profoundly stupid trust fund troll has switched over to his favorite internet poll.

    Sienna isn’t the only shit poll out there. Most are weak this far out. But when it’s this easy to show fundamental sampling error in every one of the polls Trump The Rapist can’t stop gushing about them it’s probably a better idea to look at election results and other leading indicators.

    37% rural/farm sample?

    Ok Jan.

  26. 26

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 12:09 pm

    From the previous thread:

    has Barbie on continuous loop autoplay.

    This from a moldering kreep who for a lifetime has envied “Ken”.. or fancied itself as that.

    Gosling did quite the musical turn at the Oscars btw.. Liked that better than the movie.

    What else? Oh this:

    I’m grateful the film about a pioneering use of ionizing radiation was recognized with 7 Academy awards.

    Better than the Nobel Oppenheimer was never awarded.

    Oppenheimer “got” Quantum Mechanics at the same time it was being formed. He could, as Neil Bohr was scripted in the movie, “hear the music” as well as write it down on paper for teaching others using abstruse math – the language of physics..

    Yet Oppenheimer never did groundbreaking work like Bohr, Heisenberg, Feynman, Schrodinger and others. The kind of stuff that gets recognized by a prize funded by the guy who invented stable explosives.

    Instead Oppie led a project to craft a weapon of mass destruction built on the back of the discovery of the fission chain reaction.

    Kind of ironic, no? No Nobel for Oppie.

    This made Oppie into something of today’s tragic character.

    kreepshit babbles knee jerk hatred of a man with considerable gifts who had leftist leanings, degens into a pissing match over awards won and just jerks off. yawwwn..,

  27. 27

    Independent Voters spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 12:10 pm

    Dumbfuck is probably hoping they don’t poll Kansas again anytime soon. Would spoil his Viagra and leave the horse unmolested.

    Yes, yes, national polling. In a head to head matchup taken Before the SOTU

    Pause

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    President Joe Biden is beating his Republican rival, Donald Trump, in multiple polls as the presidential election campaign begins in earnest.

    Emerson has Biden 51% to 49%. The only good news is Donald leads 43%-42% if all the independents are factored in.

  28. 28

    Mark "Damn, I wish my platform still had that juice, Congress help me out" Zuckerberg spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 12:27 pm

    So why do they REALLY want it banned….

    We know about the Katie Britt rape lie because of an independent journalist named Jonathan Katz. His half hour of google and easily edited green screen video was seen 2.1Million times on the native app. It was shared 24,000 times. It was stiched 13K times with more recognizable journalists giving him credit for his reporting.

    From there it went to NBC, ABC, Fox, AP, Reuters, and others.

    All because one guy sitting at home watching the speech thought something seemed a little off about it and did 45-to-hour worth of work and told the world she is completely full of shit.

  29. 29

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 12:45 pm

    “The president was insistent on going to the Capitol. It was clear to me he wanted to go to the Capitol. He was not screaming at Mr. Engel. He was not screaming at me. Certainly his voice was raised, but it did not seem to me that he was irate — certainly not, certainly didn’t seem as irritated or agitated as he had on the way to the Ellipse.”

    Confirming the relevant criminal conduct is for some the more important point, than whether or not what Mark Meadows later described to Cassidy Hutchinson was 100% accurate in every detail.

    Trump demanded to leave the Elipse and head to the scene of the crime in order to participate in some fashion. He was very insistent. He knew that it was important. He knew what would take place there.

    “Senator! Senator Cruz! I have the president on my phone for you. He’s outside and he’s asking you to join him there to help lead the troops into battle! Senator? Can you hear me from under your desk through your fearful sobbing?”

  30. 30

    Dumbfuck Doctor spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 12:51 pm

    a notorious Russian narco-terrorist mobster named Semion Mogelevich

    Oh, pooh! Russia, Russia, Russia!

    Gotta admit though, it’s getting to be kind of hard keeping track of them all.

  31. 31

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 12:54 pm

    @ 29

    You know, someone should tell Jack Smith about this. If he knew, I’m sure he would charge Trump with insurrection.

  32. 32

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 12:55 pm

    Now that Trump The Rapist has predictably repeated his defamatory stump speech statements about victorious plaintiff E. Jean Carrol this morning on CNBC’s Squawk Box based in Manhattan, she and her lawyer are free to file in the Southern District of New York where it will be assigned to Judge Kaplan as a continuation of related cases.

    Fucking genius.

  33. 33

    Independent Voters spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 12:58 pm

    They’re eating their own.

    Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas) defended Sen. Katie Britt (R-Ala.) after her panned State of the Union response speech, saying she was thrown “to the wolves” due to her lack of Senate speech experience.

    Roy went after GOP leadership in a thread on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, alleging that party leaders set Britt up to fail.

    Look Eugene. No one made her to go out there and audition for the Community Center production of “Les Mis”. No one made her to add vocal fry and crying effects to her normal speaking cadence. No one made her not to go all Trad Wife in her luxurious kitchen and DEFINITELY no one made her make up the circumstances of the most tear jerk passage of her speech.

    All the GOP Establishment did was try as hard as possible to get someone who could reverse the Dobbs Slide they’re on but what they got was a giant slice of bullshit wrapped in ‘families are hurting, well not mine, have you seen the stuff I can whip up in this kitchen?”

    I was having a latte in a Park Slope coffee house and overheard so many New York liberals talking about how Katie Britt is bad news for Joe Biden. – New York Times

  34. 34

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 12:59 pm

    John Burn-Murdoch
    ·
    Mar 11, 2024
    @jburnmurdoch

    Last week, an NYT poll showed Biden leading Trump by less than 10 points among non-white Americans, a group he won by almost 50 points in 2020.

    Averaging all recent polls (thnx @admcrlsn), the Democrats are losing more ground with non-white voters than any other demographic.

    Not to worry. Calling them “illegals” is sure to boost Biden’s standing, amirite?

  35. 35

    Dumbfuck Doctor spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 1:17 pm

    Damn. The latest Emerson poll shows Scarlett Johansson leading Katie Britt, 67 – 33

  36. 36

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 1:51 pm

    families are hurting, well not mine,

    She was born with money, is married to an NFL retiree, and she’s in the Senate.

    “‘Maria’ makes the best breakfast burritos and fruit smoothies. But most of the time we just let the kids get whatever they like on Doordash. What? Oh, I’m not really sure why there’s two dishwashers. The designer just did it like that.”

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 1:57 pm

    During the primaries Trump attacked Nikki Haley for suggesting cuts to Social Security and Medicare, which he said he’d never do.

    Now that the primaries are over and Haley is out of the race, Trump is suggesting he’d cut Social Security and Medicare.

    Of course he would; Republicans have always hated Social Security and Medicare, and Trump has always been a liar.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/11/politics/trump-entitlements-social-security-medicare/index.html

    If he gets back in, he’d probably try to divert granny’s check to his beloved border wall by executive order or some damn thing like that.

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:06 pm

    When Katie Britt said,

    “When I first took office, I did something different. I traveled to the Del Rio sector of Texas, where I spoke to a woman who shared her story with me. She had been sex trafficked by the cartels starting at age 12,” before saying, “President Biden’s border crisis is a disgrace. It’s despicable. And it’s almost entirely preventable.”

    … she clearly implied Karla Jacinto was a victim of Biden’s border policies. Almost immediately fact-checkers called her out and we learned that was a bald-faced lie. Attempting damage control,

    Asked by Fox News’ Shannon Bream on Sunday whether she meant to give the impression that the story had taken place during Biden’s time in office, Britt responded: “No, Shannon,” before criticizing the president’s border policies.

    … which is b.s. on its face. And then today we learned that Britt’s claim Jacinto “had been sex trafficked by the cartels” isn’t true, either:

    She was not trafficked by Mexican drug cartels, but by a pimp who operated as part of a family that entrapped vulnerable girls to force them into prostitution, she said.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/10/politics/katie-britt-sex-trafficking-victim-interview/index.html

    The Senate is not a place to play fast-and-loose with facts. Britt is not qualified to be a U.S. Senator. She should resign immediately.

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:13 pm

    @7 I think we probably can safely assume Karla Jacinto did not give Katie Britt permission to lie about her.

  40. 40

    Call them what they are - illegals! spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:14 pm

    34 – If they entered the country illegally, then they’re illegals.

  41. 41

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:18 pm

    @10 “Trump has not been convicted of rape.”

    I’m surprised Elijah stumbled over legal terms like this. Criminal and civil verdicts are distinguishable. Trump is an adjudged rapist.

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:21 pm

    @17 That’s different from a party organization doing it. Individuals don’t speak for a party. Event organizers do. See #21 above for more details.

  43. 43

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:25 pm

    @23 Well at least it isn’t a three-figure check.

  44. 44

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:29 pm

    @27

    President Joe Biden is beating his Republican rival, Donald Trump, in multiple polls as the presidential election campaign begins in earnest.

    And that’s before Biden has started campaigning, and after Trump has been campaigning for over three years. And Biden’s campaign is raising way more money than Trump’s.

  45. 45

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:30 pm

    17.
    Either you object to the effigy of bush and you object to the effigy of President Biden or you don’t care about the effigy of President Bidden and you don’t care about the effigy of bush.

    You can’t use the mulligan argument that since a liberal-ish person did something, somewhere, in the past 400 years, no republican should ever be held accountable ever.

    Hypocrite.

  46. 46

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:33 pm

    @32 Trump probably is judgment-proof by now.

  47. 47

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:37 pm

    @41. It is amusing the greedy racist on the whiff of a rumor, demands the death penalty for blacks and liberals and women and minorities and Muslims and LGBTQ people, etc, but for the loser rapist, suddenly he’s an adamant supporter of technicalities and weasel words.
    Hypocrite.

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:38 pm

    @40 Until they’re not because they’ve acquired asylum status or some other legal status:

    https://theconversation.com/what-makes-someone-an-illegal-immigrant-108961

    Also, read the sign in the photo.

  49. 49

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:39 pm

    @ 44

    President Joe Biden is beating his Republican rival, Donald Trump, in multiple polls as the presidential election campaign begins in earnest.

    Just none of the ones that matter.

  50. 50

    MAGAt spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 2:39 pm

    34 – If they entered the country illegally, then they’re illegals.

    And if their hair has an oily sheen, then they’re greasers..

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 3:07 pm

    @49 Doctor Dumbfuck is citing multiple polls. None of them matter, either.

  52. 52

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 3:36 pm

    43,

    Don’t ratify their bullshit. There is far too much at stake.

    Trump The Rapist is a rapist.

    As a matter of legal FACT Donald Trump forcibly penetrated E. Jean Carroll’s vagina with his fingers.

    He may not deny that FACT without facing civil consequences. He may not sue or in any other way seek to enjoin any other party from making that FACTUALLY ACCURATE AND PERFECTLY TRUE statement about him.

    As a matter of legal FACT Donald Trump forcibly penetrated E. Jean Carroll’s vagina with his fingers.

    Stating it with legal precision does not make it better for him or for those who will vote for him in eight months.

    Trump The Rapist is a rapist.
    Those who vote for him are supporters of rape.

  53. 53

    Herr Dicktor Dimfuk spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 3:49 pm

    Those who vote for him are supporters of rape.

    yabut that’s ok cuz billary… and IRS defunding..

  54. 54

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 4:01 pm

    A Republican candidate doesn’t need to tell you what their abortion position is. You already know.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/yvette-herrell-new-mexico-republican-abortion-ivf-house-race_n_65ef62e8e4b05cfcf6809f1a

  55. 55

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 4:18 pm

    Not content with being a fake black dude, Talcum X now wants to be a fake Muslim, too.

    US & CANADA
    13 HOURS AGO
    Gaza people inspired US activist Shaun King and his wife to embrace Islam

    Translation: The black grift is drying up, and after watching Hamas steal so shamelessly (and successfully) from Gazans Talcum X now has a new gig.

  56. 56

    Dark Brandon 😎 🌑 spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 4:38 pm

    Looks like about 100 pink slips so far have gone out to RNC staffers since Trump’s daughter-in-law took control.

    Hey you guys. I’m always hiring great talent.😎

    😂💕👍👍👍👍👍🙄👍😎

  57. 57

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 6:15 pm

    @56 Let’s say you’ve devoted your career and years of your life to working for the RNC, you brought energy, enthusiasm, and creativity to your job, and gave long hours and unreserved loyalty to the cause of helping Republicans win elections. Your reward is … YOU’RE FIRED!!!

    https://www.aol.com/news/absolute-bloodbath-rnc-leadership-loyal-233839532.html

  58. 58

    Dark Brandon 😎 🌑 spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 6:22 pm

    @57

    Hey pal. You got that all wrong.

    Your reward is…

    …a fully paid, all expenses paid position with one of my key US Senate campaigns. Includes travel, lodging, and per diem.

    Have you ever been to Montana?
    What do you think of Vegas?
    Know any passwords or account numbers?

  59. 59

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 6:52 pm

    kreepshit is so desperate to avoid an IRS audit it has searched far and wide and found the ultimate source of “information” for copypasta to HA:’

    fake news sites:

    Into the depleted field of journalism in America, a handful of websites have appeared in recent weeks with names suggesting a focus on news close to home: D.C. Weekly, the New York News Daily, the Chicago Chronicle and a newer sister publication, the Miami Chronicle.

    In fact, they are not local news organizations at all. They are Russian creations, researchers and government officials say, meant to mimic actual news organizations to push Kremlin propaganda by interspersing it among an at-times odd mix of stories about crime, politics and culture.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/07/business/media/russia-us-news-sites.html

    Nothing could buoy kreepshit’s spirits more than AI assisted Kremlin propaganda..

  60. 60

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 6:54 pm

    What’s happening at the RNC is no different than what #CrookedHillary was doing at the WH Travel Office when Bill became president.

    …the dismissals were precipitously pushed through almost entirely at Mrs. Clinton’s insistence, despite his preference for a gradual reorganization.

    He would have resisted, he said, but he was afraid of dismissal.

    In explaining that fear, Mr. Watkins referred to an earlier incident in which he said Mrs. Clinton had become furious over his failure to transfer Secret Service agents whom she blamed for disclosing an unflattering story to a news magazine.

    “If I thought I could have resisted those pressures, undertaken more considered action, and remained in the White House, I certainly would have done so,” he wrote. “But after the Secret Service incident, it was made clear that I must more forcefully and immediately follow the direction of the First Family.”

    NYT brings it.

    The only difference is that the First Family in this case is named Trump.

  61. 61

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 6:59 pm

    @ 59

    …so desperate to avoid an IRS audit…

    Never had one. The state DOR, OTOH, has audited me three times.

    Pretty sure I won’t be audited. I’m no longer in the red flag category.

    Your fucked kids, OTOH…

  62. 62

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:01 pm

    YLB is readying herself for March 14, the holiday known as Steak and BJ Day.

    She’s polished her kneepads and bought fresh mouthwash in preparation of the fellation to follow the dessert course.

    YLB hasn’t spit since her early 20s.

  63. 63

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:03 pm

    @58 As far as I know Lara Trump isn’t running an outplacement office for the 60 staffers she’s throwing under the bus. They’ll have to find those jobs on their own.

  64. 64

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:04 pm

    “DEFUND THE POLICE!” — MAGA Mike Johnson

    https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/republicans-fbi-budget-proposal-trump-rcna142359

  65. 65

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:07 pm

    Yes, some Jan. 6 rioters carried guns to an electoral vote certification, and at least one opened fire with his.

    https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/arrest-armed-jan-6-rioter-new-harm-gop-talking-points-rcna142788

    And no, Ashli Babbitt is not a martyr, she’s a dead terrorist.

  66. 66

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:09 pm

    Following the humiliating admission from The Royal Family that the photo of Princess Kate and her children was photoshopped, Queen YLB has conceded that the breasts visible in her WA driver license photo were augmented from B to DD.

    Queen YLB’s husband had been spending more time with the neighbor woman, you see.

  67. 67

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:10 pm

    On All Things Considered today, NPR interviewed Charlamagne the God.

    I’d be worried if I was a Democrat.

  68. 68

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:18 pm

    @ 65

    …at least one opened fire with his.

    The FBI affidavit said that the footage published by Evans, as well as CCTV footage highlighted by NBC News last month, showed Banuelos “raising the gun over his head, and, at approximately 2:34 p.m., firing two shots into the air.”

    38 months later, we learn that two pieces of lead ended up landing on the other side of the Potomac River.

    Bombshell revelation, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  69. 69

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:27 pm

    Never had one.

    Yet… heh… we’re in the ai-assisted age now, kreepshit.. AI is writing your favorite always wrong wing horseshit..

    And helping the IRS track down tax cheats..

    you’re so fucked..

  70. 70

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:29 pm

    kneepads

    kreepshit has worn its kneepads for the losing reptile on risers, kon-klown DEE-Santis into dust…

    Such devoted effort yielding all too poor outcomes…

  71. 71

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:36 pm

    augmented from B to DD.

    Yet another item on kreepshit’s wishlist for Mary Kay – refused of course.

    Pales in comparison though to its most fevered wish on its birthday.

    kreepshit is so frustrated – not even the horse can provide relief.

  72. 72

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:46 pm

    Imagine knowing you’d be blamed if a senile old man trips on the stairs and you could have provided another means of ingress or egress.

    EXCLUSIVE
    Biden’s advance team is rife with turmoil and toxicity, staff allege

    Specifically, they said, investigators looked into complaints of verbal harassment by Ian Mellul, the former associate director of presidential advance. Mellul resigned March 1 after a monthslong investigation, according to multiple people familiar with the situation. Brie Moore, the former director of press advance, also resigned within the past few weeks following complaints from the press corps to the White House about her behavior, several people familiar with the office said.
    …
    the Biden office has earned such a bad reputation that some seasoned vets have declined to pitch in when asked, according to four former White House staffers.

  73. 73

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 7:55 pm

    You can feel QoS McHillbilly’s desperation in his @ 29 plea for continued relevance of the hoped-for Trump trip to the Capitol building on J6.

    Cassie Hutchinson has been proven a liar and there’s no evidence that Trump was trying to force anyone to do anything in that limo.

    So, clearly, this means Trump engaged in insurrection. To QoS McHillbilly, at least.

    Why, then, does Jack Smith not think so?

  74. 74

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:07 pm

    64)Any cuts to NOAA’s police force. Found out the hard way tgey have one.

  75. 75

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:08 pm

    kreepshit can’t wait to download a tiktok app now…

    Trump’s TikTok ban reversal comes after meeting megadonor who has stake in TikTok

    It’s gotta stay relevant.. to hang with the “in” always wrong wing crowd..

    Even Bannon says drumpf is bought and paid for..

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/steve-bannon-suggests-donald-trump-has-been-bought/ar-BB1jE1gh

  76. 76

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:15 pm

    @ 74

    … NOAA’s police force. Found out the hard way tgey have one.

    At least you didn’t find out they have a military assault team, too. Just like the IRS does.

    From NASA To Amtrak, These Are All The Government Agencies With Tactical Teams

  77. 77

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:21 pm

    76)In the case of IUU Fishing, they borrow DHS’s, if they need them. The one that used to be DoT, and before that, the Treasury Department.

    A crab boat that does work for us in the Salmon Season, tried to get away with beating an opening in the Alaska season. OLE was confiscating tge illegal catch. OLE is just like the NOAA Commissioned Corps, not that big

  78. 78

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:25 pm

    @ 75

    Speaking of flip-flops on TikTok:

    Biden campaign joins TikTok after sources said it wouldn’t
    Last year, sources told NBC News that the president’s 2024 campaign wouldn’t join TikTok after the Biden administration called it a national security threat.

    Addressing concerns over the security risks associated with the platform, Biden campaign advisers also said they “are taking advanced safety precautions around our devices and incorporating a sophisticated security protocol to ensure security.”

    That must make it OK for China to spy on everyone else. As long as it can’t figure out John Podesta’s password.

    Tell us more about Trump saying one thing and doing another WRT TikTok, Queen YLB. With your straight face.

  79. 79

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:28 pm

    Robert Hur testifies before Congress tomorrow.

    All the Ways the White House Tried to Remove Mentions of Biden’s Poor Memory from the Hur Report

    About the best thing the White House can hope for is Fani Willis being thrown off the RICO case tomorrow.

  80. 80

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:29 pm

    Merrick Garland should really begin thinking about what his plans are for next year.

  81. 81

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:36 pm

    A former Boeing quality control engineer who turned whistleblower was in the middle of giving a deposition against the company when he dropped dead from gunshot while sitting in his truck in a hotel parking. The company expressed “sadness” at his passing.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68534703

  82. 82

    Trump's Brain Tumor spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:42 pm

    “Yes, oh yes, and quickly, says President Trump. Yes, oh yes we can,”

  83. 83

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:56 pm

    Tell us more about Trump saying one thing and doing another

    Sure..

    Former President Donald Trump offered an olive branch to Anheuser-Busch on Tuesday, issuing a post on his social media platform calling on conservatives to drop their opposition to the besieged beer company.

    “The Bud Light ad was a mistake of epic proportions, and for that a very big price was paid, but Anheuser-Busch is not a Woke company,” Trump wrote. “Anheuser-Busch is a Great American Brand that perhaps deserves a Second Chance? What do you think? Perhaps, instead, we should be going after those companies that are looking to DESTROY AMERICA!”…

    Trump’s message also comes as a top Republican lobbyist for the company is set to host a fundraiser for the former president next month, with some tickets going at $10,000 each.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/02/06/donald-trump-bud-light-fundraiser-00140009

    Have a Bud Light on the asshole you’ll kneepad for kreepshit now that unlikable kon-klown is out of the picture.

    Me? Haven’t looked at Bud for decades.. Don’t care for the stuff.. You can have it.

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 8:58 pm

    @68 As a longtime Freeland resident you’re probably accustomed to anti-government militants discharging firearms in the air and at public officers.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Jay_Mathews

  85. 85

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:12 pm

    What’s happening at the RNC is no different than…

    None of us will ever know how chaos, mismanagement, and disruptions to Jane Pauley’s travel itinerary three years before the reelection might have cost Bill Clinton in 1996. Ross Perot saw to that.

    But none of us envies the RNC or it’s candidates right now either.

    This could have been such a big year for them.

  86. 86

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:13 pm

    @73 The facts are disputed, not proven.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassidy_Hutchinson
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Ornato

    Morever, Hutchinson never claimed to be a witness. She testified about what she was told. Besides, the main point is not whether Trump “lunged” in the limo, but that he wanted to go to the Capitol, which is corroborated by multiple witnesses. Any schoolchild can infer he didn’t intend to tell the rioters to go home, so why can’t you? Because you’re a dumbfuck that’s why.

  87. 87

    Nate Silver spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:15 pm

    Our models show a 95% chance of Maestro winning best picture.

  88. 88

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 9:20 pm

    @76 Do you need it explained to you why Amtrak, NASA, NOAA, and other federal agencies have SWAT teams? Maybe guarding critical infrastructure?

    Here’s the mother of all federal-agency militarized security forces:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRB4ocyZSE8

  89. 89

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 3/11/24 at 10:32 pm

    88)Amtrak has key infrastructure on the NEC to guard, plus the shops in Bear, Wilmington, and Beech Grove. NASA, need to secure facilities like JSC. Although NASA Security didn’t do to well in Season 3 of For All Mankind. Big whole in the script, they had the bombing of Mission Control be like the OKC Federal. Building, even used AI manipulation of the footage.

  90. 90

    🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🖕 spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:49 am

    Heterosexual Neanderthals really have screwup this world. They’re either suffering a virus that kills their spouse or being hateful whinny cry babies.

    The word of the Gospel.

  91. 91

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:58 am

    @90 Whinny is what horses do. Whiny is what Republicans are.

  92. 92

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 7:04 am

    Trump Floats ‘Cutting’ Spending On Entitlements Like Social Security And Medicare
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacharyfolk/2024/03/11/trump-floats-cutting-spending-on-entitlements-like-social-security-and-medicare/?sh=2ea5691a5c3e
    >> “Meanwhile his supporters who are Medicare and social security beneficiaries are like: “as long as it owns the libs, take it all!”. Reminds me of the time they were so excited that he wanted to get rid of Obamacare. They just sat there and said “it won’t impact me, I have health insurance through the ACA””

  93. 93

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 7:30 am

    Trump offered to sell TMTG to Elmo.

    Elmo said no.

    Trump obviously doesn’t think much of Elmo. And Elmo obviously doesn’t think much of TMTG.

    That’s bound to leave a few MAGA troll brains in smoking ruins.

  94. 94

    Whaddabout spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 7:39 am

    @60

    This thing here is JUST LIKE this other thing that happened 30 years ago. You all remember 30 years ago. Right Millennial’s? Right?

    “Can a gay girl get an Amen?”

  95. 95

    Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 7:40 am

    @67

    You mean this guy?

    Charlamagne Tha God Slams Fox News Contributor for Saying Black People Will Vote for Trump ‘Because They Love Sneakers’

  96. 96

    Michigan Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 7:47 am

    New Emerson Poll.

    63% of Haley primary voters respond they will vote for Joe Biden.

    That’s roughly 200k votes in Michigan plus very Strong UAW support and….

    MI stays blue.

  97. 97

    Black Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 7:52 am

    @95

    It’s one thing to say “I regret endorsing / Biden didn’t do enough”

    It’s entirely another to say “Vote for the proven racist who wanted all y’all shot for saying Black Lives Matter.”

  98. 98

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 8:45 am

    @ 95

    I mean that very guy. Charlamagne tha God.

    In the same show in which he discussed the gold sneakers, he also said:

    “There are some things Raymond said that I agree with, meaning Trump understands the culture better than any politician currently. Not black culture though, entertainment culture. We live in an era, sadly, where culture does trump politics. Maybe it always has.”

    Then he directed his attention at the Democrats and at my corrupt, senile fossil of a president:

    Black folks aren’t leaving the Democratic Party because they’re supporting Trump. I mean, some might be, but most Black people I know, [they’re] just fed up with politics period. They don’t want it. They won’t be won over because Biden is doing the latest TikTok challenge,” he said. “They won’t be won over because Kamala Harris is reciting rap lyrics.

    They also won’t be won over with handouts. Handouts go to too many people to raise anyone up.

    They will be won over when you offer them something that will provide them upward mobility in this country. It’s simple.

    He said pretty much the same thing during his interview broadcast @ 67 by NPR last night.

    I can see now why you didn’t want to include a link @ 95, IV.

  99. 99

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 8:55 am

    @ 96

    63% of Haley primary voters respond they will vote for Joe Biden.

    No surprise, since in Michigan’s open primary about that percent of those who voted for Haley are Democrats.

    You knew that, didn’t you?

    No. Clearly you didn’t. Otherwise why would you spew something so ignorant?

  100. 100

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:00 am

    94,

    Hey, remember when that troll swore on his dead mother’s sexually violated corpse that Clinton stalled departing flights at LAX for HOURS while he waited to get a haircut?

    Yeah, that never happened either.

    Republicans lie. That’s their thing. They tell incredibly ridiculous made up bullshit stories about whatever they need to in order to work their way out of their own steaming bullshit. They make up rapes. They make up fake “FB friends in CO”, they make up JEW SPACE LASERS, they make up election corruption, they make shit up. Constantly.

    Some indication of how pathetically desperate they are is when the find themselves forced to make up shit from decades ago. But it hardly matters. It’s all bullshit. Because that’s what Republicans do. There was no “Whitey tape”, no “Christmas Tree cock rings”, and no “long form birth certificate”. They just made that shit up.

    And what difference does it actually make?
    Dredging up cherished ancient tales about Hillary Clinton won’t help Republican candidates later this year when the newly hired RNC intern with a coke addiction and an aunt who does Kimberly Guilfoyle’s makeup can’t use a spreadsheet and oversleeps a filing deadline.

  101. 101

    Alexander Smirnov spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:04 am

    I’m not made up.

    I’m very real.

    And I’ve been working for Russia’s espionage services for more than a decade.

  102. 102

    Senator Chuck Grassley, "Oops. I pooped myslef. Can I get some help here, please?" spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:06 am

    @101,

    I never doubted you for a second!

  103. 103

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:07 am

    Not very long ago our precious and unserious Queen YLB was in her bestest cheerleader uniform and pearls for 7 Fed interest rate cuts this year. She was so proud of her Great-Grandpa Joe!

    ECONOMY
    Consumer prices rose 0.4% in February and 3.2% from a year ago

    Ain’t gonna happen.

    Check out the graph in the linked CNBC piece. Look at October, when prices went up only 0.1%. Then Nov and Dec, up 0.2%, January up 0.3%, and in February up 0.4%.

    That’s five months of climbing inflation.

    Biggest losers: Queen YLB’s fucked kids.

  104. 104

    Melanin spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:09 am

    @98

    You should maybe sepnd a little time investigating black culture. There’s a running theme. Admit it, you;ve never consumed a minute of Charlamagnes work until now.

    When Charlamagne says “Trump understands the culture” his audience is well aware he’s speaking to the culture of White Supremacy and racism that Trump has tapped into.

    Y’all are like saying “I have a Dream” and MLK was a Conservative Preacher and not knowing he didn’t get assasinated until he was well on his way to being a socialist and calling for a rise in wages for blacks. Say, why did John Carlos and Tommie Smith take the medal stand without shoes just a few months after MLK was gunned down?

  105. 105

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:12 am

    From Robert Hur’s opening statement:

    The evidence and the President himself put his memory squarely at issue. We interviewed the President and asked him about his recorded statement, “I just found all the classified stuff downstairs.” He told us that he didn’t remember saying that to his ghostwriter. He also said he didn’t remember finding any classified material in his home after his vice presidency. And he didn’t remember anything about how classified documents about Afghanistan made their way into his garage.

    It’s hard for criminals, sometimes, when they lie and then realize their lie ends up being used against them in other ways.

    My corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president did this to himself.

    Looking forward to the predictable “Republicans pounce!” journalism to follow.

  106. 106

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:17 am

    @ 104

    Admit it, you;ve never consumed a minute of Charlamagnes work until now.

    You mean, other than my previous HA spews referencing him?

    Ask Queen YLB. She’s got the database.

    He interviewed Nikki Haley last year. He’s been on Biden’s case for more than a year.

    I’ll admit to never consuming anything from him prior to 2023. Sue me.

  107. 107

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:18 am

    One current tally has terminated former United States Attorney Robert Hur making seventeen false claims in his opening statement, based upon concurrent review of the interview transcript he provided to the committee ahead of his testimony today.

    Mr. Hur himself failed to remember a dozen key details from his own interview. Shocking. And so very sad. He seems so young.

  108. 108

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:21 am

    Trump was correct. Haiti is a shithole country.

    Ian Miles Cheong
    @stillgray
    Remember when Conan O’Brien went to a highly secured tourist resort in Haiti and claimed the entire country was safe and beautiful in response to Trump accurately describing it as a “sh*thole”?

    Now they’re gunning each other down in the streets, cannibal gangs are feasting on the wounded and slain, and there’s no one to clean up the bodies because the government has collapsed.
    6:49 PM · Mar 10, 2024

    Not just guns. I’m reading about machetes.

  109. 109

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:24 am

    Consumer prices rose 0.4% in February and 3.2% from a year ago

    Down a lot from the highs, thank you very much..

    No thanks to those who kreepshit kneepads for, the greedflators…

    https://www.msnbc.com/the-last-word/watch/sen-bob-casey-democrats-want-to-end-greedflation-by-big-corporations-206221893897

  110. 110

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:26 am

    Robert Hur cannot remember the name of the WH Counsels who served under Obama and under Biden.

  111. 111

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:27 am

    I’m reminded of a snippet from a Richard Pryor show when I read this.

    In another instance, Biden described his Wilmington, Delaware home in great detail to the investigators, however, when he was asked about the boxes of documents stored in his garage, he had little recollection about how they got there.

    After describing his home with a “photographic understanding and recall of the house,” in the words of special counsel Hur, Biden could not answer questions about the boxes in his garage.

    “There was stuff one day. I came home and all of it was on the garage floor,” Biden declared.

    For those of you who insist Joe Biden does not lie, I’m fully willing to embrace his obvious senility as an alternative explanation for his interview responses. Either one is accurate, after all.

  112. 112

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:28 am

    When an Ohio State wrestler reported to him that the team doctor, Dr. Richard Strauss, had fondled his genitalia, then assistant coach Jim Jordan merely giggled in response.

  113. 113

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:30 am

    After describing his home with a “photographic understanding and recall of the house,” in the words of special counsel Hur…

    Swalwell: You said to Pres #Biden, “u appear to have a photographic understanding & recall.” Did you say that?

    Hur: Those words do appear in the transcript

    Swalwell: Never appeared in your report

    Hur: It does not appear in my report

    Republicans lie. It’s what they do.

  114. 114

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:31 am

    @ 110

    Robert Hur cannot remember the name of the WH Counsels who served under Obama and under Biden.

    • Hur didn’t marry either of their mothers.
    • He didn’t sire either of them.
    • He didn’t live with either of them for two-plus decades.
    • He didn’t bury either of them.
    • He doesn’t use either of them as a shield on a daily basis against any and all criticism.

    What is your point, QoS McHillbilly?

  115. 115

    Independent Voters spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:32 am

    @105

    The Comittee is still going? Good for them. You gotta have a hobby.

    You’d think after getting caught peddling a Russian spy as your key witness you’d be a little less public but no. This is the GOP.

    You would think after your EARLIER star witness said flat out “Joe Biden was not involved in Hunter Biden’s business dealings” you’d maybe take a little break. But no, this is the GOP.

  116. 116

    Dark Brandon spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:34 am

    @114

    Wait, Robert Hur delivered a report on HUNTER’S classified document handling?

    Really.

    Gonna be a long shit show of a day for Dumbfuck.

  117. 117

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:35 am

    The Casey Report on greedflation:

    https://www.casey.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/stuffing_their_pockets.pdf

    kreepshit on its kneepads will be thrilled to know that concentrated food producers recorded climbing and record profits in recent years while their input costs went down. They closed plants to restrict supply.

    kreepshit once babbled that higher prices are a tap on the shoulder.. unless the tapper is the IRS. tap, tap, kreepshit we wanna talk to you re: your filings.. heh..

  118. 118

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:41 am

    According to Robert Hur’s transcript submitted into evidence and sworn to by Robert Hur, when then Vice President Biden left public service in 2017 for the first time in his life in 37 years, he did so with the intention of preserving his opportunity to run for President in the future. To that end, and according to Hur, Biden was preparing to accept a faculty position at the University of Pennsylvania and also write a book about his son Beau, for which he received an $8 million advance from the publisher.

  119. 119

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:45 am

    What is your point, QoS McHillbilly?

    It’s already been established that when Robert Hur testified that President Biden could not recall his dead son’s name, that was a lie.

    I’d ask. But at this point we already know what the profoundly stupid trust fund troll’s “point” is.

    He’s lying. Again. He found everything he needs stacked in a damp basement bathroom of the Dogwood Senior Center. And nothing is going to stop him now.

    Republicans lie.
    No other response is needed.

  120. 120

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:45 am

    Robert Hur is no longer with the DOJ. His separation may have occurred as recently as yesterday.

    Meaning he is free to tell the investigating committee members pretty much everything.

    Good.

  121. 121

    Working Families spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:47 am

    @109

    The public has caught on.

    Why do they want TikTok banned? Becuase of a TikTok led boycott of Kelloggs. AFTER Kelloggs announced their Dec 2023 quarter profit, thousand of videos went viral about their shrinkflation. Some people have year old boxes of Frosted Flakes at 10.1oz is now more expensive as the 8.9oz box. The Family size Honey Smacks more expensive at 21.2 oz than it was at 23oz just six months ago.

    Then the CEO had his, “We have to meet the consumer where they are and Cereal for dinner is an affodible option” interview and wow did that go over poorly.

    That’s why they want TikTok banned. A thing a CEO said after greedflation increased profits on Squak Box would in the past reach 40-50K viewers. Now it’s millions. Corporations can no longer fly under the radar with “Let them eat Cake” moments.

    And THAT’S why TikTok has to go. It’s not a Chinese invasion they’re worried about it’s an educated public. it’s the revolution got them quakering shaking in their suits.

  122. 122

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:47 am

    The Why of Haiti is something conservatives do not want to address
    The thread running through many of these crises is external, originating from international interference in Haiti’s affairs dating back to its independence in 1804. the US has repeatedly tried to sway or command Haitian politics to its own liking, with devastating results for Haitians themselves and the country overall. The actions of the broader international community, too, have often been cruel, incompetent, or both, starting with French insistence on reparations from Haiti post-independence.

    Haiti was dealt another serious economic blow in the 1980s under Reagan during an outbreak of swine fever. US officials, worried that the disease would infect the US hog population and pressured Haitians to kill their prized Creole hogs, the backbone of Haiti’s agricultural sector.

    After Haitians were forced to kill their pigs, they were promised USAID compensation funds and replacement hogs from North America; however, the animals were unable to survive in the new climate. The country’s pork industry collapsed, Creole pigs went extinct, and Haiti’s economy changed forever, displacing people from the countryside into Port-au-Prince, entrenching economic instability, and creating the overcrowding and unemployment conditions that have allowed gang violence to proliferate.

    “From the time the US Marines landed in 1915 (Woodrow Wilson, virulent racist) until today — with a couple of exceptions — the US has chosen every leader, in different ways. And each time we do that, Haiti gets marginally worse because [the leaders] come in and turn into corrupt, if they weren’t already, knuckleheads, and then they start running a kleptocracy,” Foote said. “This is generational, this has been pent up for decades.”

    Haiti’s crisis can be traced directly to Moïse’s assassination, but the roots go much deeper: to the economic catastrophe caused by the 2010 earthquake, the 29-year dictatorial rule of “Papa Doc” and “Baby Doc” Duvalier, and even to the grotesque impact of vast “reparations” Haiti was forced to pay to France

    The US destroys their food supply, their politics, their economy and then you blame them for having a shit hole country. ( that you take no responsibility for.)

  123. 123

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:48 am

    @ 117

    They closed plants to restrict supply.

    They closed plants because they were ordered to, or because there was no supply to the plants.

    Were you not here in 2020, Queen YLB?

  124. 124

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:50 am

    Queen YLB then: “Inflation’s coming down! Yay, President Biden, for causing the decline!”

    Queen YLB now: “Democrat policies are not responsible for rising inflation! And doesn’t my sweater set look lovely?”

  125. 125

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:55 am

    So Chisum Gym Jordan babbles that Joe held on to classified documents to make money and “burnish his political image” and Hur agreed with that..

    So this is supposed to let drumpf off the hook?

  126. 126

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:57 am

    “Democrat policies are not responsible for rising inflation!

    uhhh.. yeah… you’ll do anything while on kneepads for greedflators, kreepshit.. heh.. tool..

  127. 127

    Solid Witness spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:57 am

    @125

    Hur going with this “What I can PROVE is close to nothing but what I BELIEVE is the important thing” version of prosecutorial discretion.

  128. 128

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 9:57 am

    Technically Hur can say “what he wants” free of DOJ oversight, but the rules of perjury, and classification still apply, and any analysis he makes regarding Biden’s health or mental state holds no weight. He’s an attorney, not a medical professional.

  129. 129

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 10:00 am

    Biden Transcript Calls Into Question Special Counsel’s Bombshell Memory Claims
    https://www.thedailybeast.com/biden-transcript-calls-into-question-hurs-bombshell-memory-claims
    the transcript shows that Hur never even asked about Beau’s death.
    A Republican lying about something?! No way!

  130. 130

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 10:02 am

    They closed plants because they were ordered to, or because there was no supply to the plants.

    And that was a Democratic policy? Now how’d that effect profits for those companies kreepshit?

    Hard times, hard times kreepshit.. give the greedflators comfort kreepshit… on your knees..

  131. 131

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 10:03 am

    Poll Shows 74 Percent of Republicans Like Donald Trump’s Dictator Plan
    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-dictator-poll-americans-1234962755/
    >> What is wrong with republicans?

  132. 132

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 10:08 am

    Former Texas GOP official handed over 400 years for child sexual abuse
    https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/bo-michael-dresner-sentenced-18920917.php
    Not a drag queen.
    The GOP sure loves having child molesters in their ranks.

  133. 133

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 10:11 am

    @121. Twitter has been destroyed. TikTok is next.

  134. 134

    Greta Thunberg spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 10:36 am

    We, as a species, appear to be willing to try literally ANYTHING except take steps to fight climate change.

    In a drastic attempt to protect their beachfront homes, residents in Salisbury, Massachusetts, invested $500,000 in a sand dune to defend against encroaching tides. After being completed last week, the barrier made from 14,000 tons of sand lasted just 72 hours before it was completely washed away, according to WCVB.

  135. 135

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 10:41 am

    Robert Hur is no longer with the DOJ.

    His employment was terminated yesterday.

    He remains bound by a host of federal statutes regarding disclosure. He is free to testify about the content of his report and his own conduct in how it was prepared.

    Of some note is the fact that as far as anyone can tell the White House was not informed and did not learn until last night, in advance of his testimony this morning, that Robert Hur’s employment was being terminated. Somehow that information escaped the elevated attention of the Attorney General.

  136. 136

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 10:50 am

    129,
    the transcript shows that Hur never even asked about Beau’s death.

    Outside of the transcript Hur has been caught lying about his interview multiple times.

    Hur seems to have great difficulty with his memory of the most important thing he ever did while in public service involving events from just last October, only five months ago. He’s only 51. At his age that kind of rapid deterioration of memory and comprehension is often associated with advanced stages of substance abuse.

    I hop he gets the help he obviously needs. Sadly, it’s far more likely that he will be exploited by crass, lying Republicans desperate to find any way they can to prop up their candidate, The Rapist.

  137. 137

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 11:01 am

    125,

    So Chisum Gym Jordan babbles that Joe held on to classified documents to make money and “burnish his political image” and Hur agreed with that..

    So the Chair of House Judiciary still hoping to prosecute a Biden impeachment, is now arguing that in 2017 when then Vice President Biden was leaving office and entering into public life he was not engaged in sliding over into his brother’s business affairs at all, but was staying completely out of that and instead seeking politically safe lawful employment that would preserve his political career and “burnish” his public image.

    I guess that explains why Gym enjoyed a bigger career as a gymnasium men’s shower voyeur than as a lawyer.

  138. 138

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 11:17 am

    “Inflation’s coming down! Yay, President Biden, for causing the decline!”

    Never credited Joe for the decline.. I thought just markets and competition, recovery from the pandemic..

    Ok Joe “raped” the SPR and made kreepshit cry like a spoiled child. “Strategic” indeed. Good on Joe. Joe put price handcuffs on pharma gougers.. Good on Joe..

    Handing out checks didn’t figure all that much more than the Obama stimulus. It was more vigorous but didn’t cause nearly as much price pressure as did the wealth effect from the stock market boom and other speculation like crypto, credible analysis showed.

    And wait a second.. checks were handed out years ago.. kreepshit babbles that joe and jane sixpack are strapped again, the munee’s run out and yet inflation is climbing the last five months because of those checks?

    no., no.. kreepshit.. your braindead shit don’t fly.. greed.. greed.. that’s what stimulates you on those kneepads.. heh..

    competition is practically dead due to decades of repuke laissez faire bullshit.. Corps play games to no end these days to line their pockets with little to no pushback from crippled anti-trust regulation.

  139. 139

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 11:37 am

    “Today, I am announcing that I will depart Congress at the end of next week.”

    – Ken Buck

    So one week from Friday it’s down to a five vote majority. Meaning the weakest Speaker in modern congressional history has only two votes to give on any piece of funding legislation to still have any hope of getting anything done without Democrats.

  140. 140

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 11:49 am

    @ 139

    Meaning the weakest Speaker in modern congressional history has only two votes to give on any piece of funding legislation to still have any hope of getting anything done without Democrats.

    Hasn’t been much trouble getting Democrats to sign on, so far. Democrats face re-election as well, and quite a few of them represent constituencies without a large Democrat majority, QoS McHillbilly.

    The country hasn’t shut down yet under his speakership, has it?

  141. 141

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 11:55 am

    @ 138

    Handing out checks didn’t figure all that much more than the Obama stimulus.

    The Obama stimulus was in the early phases of The Great Recession. Checks handed out under Biden were after the economy had already largely recovered from the very deep but very brief 2020 recession. And it wasn’t just the checks, girlfriend. It was three-plus years of no student loan payments, regardless of ability to pay. It was wild spending on stupid shit. It was mostly unnecessary when it was done.

    You dishonor Obama by making comparisons to him WRT Biden’s missteps, Queen YLB.

  142. 142

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 11:58 am

    Robert Hur: Yes, Rep. Nadler, my corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president is also a shameless, fucking POS liar.

    Steve Guest
    @SteveGuest
    WATCH: Major self-own from Dem. Rep. Jerry Nadler:

    NADLER: “Do you have any reason to believe that President Biden lied to you?”

    SPECIAL COUNSEL HUR: Yes
    From
    RNC Research
    8:22 AM · Mar 12, 2024

    Thank you for asking, sir.

  143. 143

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:08 pm

    It was three-plus years of no student loan payments, regardless of ability to pay.

    Show your work on this asshole.. talk about reaching… oh and PPP anyone? No “free stuff” there. fuck you!

    Uhhh.. nice sidestep on the last 5 months of greedflation given your babbling on the free stuff running out..

    I have no problem “dishonoring” Obama you fucking idiot.. History won’t treat Obama all that kindly. Better than the alternatives, sure but not that much. GFY while kneepadding for orange dear leader to keep the IRS wolves at bay.. heh.

  144. 144

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:11 pm

    Hasn’t been much trouble getting Democrats to sign on, so far.

    The profoundly stupid trust fund troll bows in humility to a minority.

    Mark the date kids.

    #grovelgrovel

  145. 145

    Bye Felicia spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:15 pm

    Uvalde Police Chief is out. Just days after the local prosecutor said cowering in the corner and engaging in ‘Schroedinger’s Toddlers’ philosophical debate about possible survivors is NOT outside department policy….

    Dude knows he’ll get shit on by this town for the rest of his days and quits.

  146. 146

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:19 pm

    History will treat Joe better than Obama..

    Obama was in the tank for the corps.. Profits reached all time highs during his tenure. His goldilocks economy was frustrating. Well heeled investors still made out like bandits.

    Homeowners got badly screwed at the beginning.

    PPACA was Mitt Romney’s program!

    Joe is demonstrably better towards workers and unions.

    Joe kept energy prices in check and handcuffed pharma gougers.

    Joe’s support for student debtors is there. They won’t forget him.

    Joe’s not perfect, he’s badly flawed in a number of areas but he’s arguably the most effective President of my lifetime.

  147. 147

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:20 pm

    NADLER: “Your ultimate conclusion was that President Biden could not be charged with a crime because even after your thorough investigation you could not find sufficient evidence to charge him. Correct?”

    HUR: “My ultimate conclusion was that criminal charges were not warranted.”

    NADLER: Correct.”

    They’ll just have to impeach him for being a Democrat.

  148. 148

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:26 pm

    OK, this just made me like my president a little bit. Some levity from WaPo:

    …laughed off a photo of him with a onetime ally. (“You can tell it’s old. I have my arm around Lindsey Graham.”

    Tara Reade might not appreciate the humor in it, of course.

  149. 149

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:31 pm

    Tara Reade

    That defector to Russia.. Sure Jan.. Look for her to make an appearance at a kreepshit “news” source near you:

    https://www.sej.org/headlines/spate-mock-news-sites-russian-ties-pop-us

    Kreepshit will lap it up like a rabid mutt..

  150. 150

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:38 pm

    @ 143

    History won’t treat Obama all that kindly.

    Disagree. My regard for him increases nearly weekly.

    The worse our presidential candidates are, the better Obama looks by comparison.

  151. 151

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:42 pm

    @ 146

    Joe’s not perfect, he’s badly flawed in a number of areas but he’s arguably the most effective President of my lifetime.

    You misspelled laughably, Queen YLB.

  152. 152

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:48 pm

    My regard for him increases nearly weekly.

    lmao.. you really appreciated his troop surge in the place where empires go to die. pissing away at least 9 billion a month.. munee well spent to teh kreepshit.

    Joe pushed back on that btw.. thought Obama was being taken for a ride by the Pentagon… After many terms in the Senate, Joe’d seen it all.

    you called Obama “that unpopular president” and disparaged his stimulus program.

    you claimed Obama didn’t “understand capitalism” and kneepadded for that used car salesman RMunee.

    And no, Mormon royalty’s lobbyist in the US Senate, RMunee, didn’t redeem himself all that well.

    Now look at you.. heh.. too funee..

  153. 153

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:50 pm

    MAGA Mike’s House margin is about to shrink by a third, from three votes to two.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/12/politics/ken-buck-leaving-congress-early/index.html

  154. 154

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:52 pm

    142,

    When I have a moment I’ll cue up the video along with transcript, if I feel like it, showing that this post from the profoundly stupid trust fund troll is in fact just another tedious lie.

    Because Republicans lie.

    That is absolutely not a quote from the exchange between Nadler and Hur. That is the question Nadler asked. That is not the answer Hur gave.

    The profoundly stupid trust fund troll had to make that shit up because the actucal reply from Hur under oath is too sufficiently truthful to be of any use to a Republican.

    NADLER: “Special Counsel Smith found that President Trump obstructed his investigation by suggesting that his attorney falsely represent to the FBI and the Grand Jury that Trump did not have the documents called for in the Grand Jury subpoena. At any point in your investigation do you have any reason to believe the President Biden lied to you?”

    HUR: “I do address in my report one response that the President gave to a question that we had posed to him that we deemed to be not credible.”

    NADLER: “Was it clear he didn’t lie?”

    HUR: “I’m sorry Congressman.”

    NADLER: “Your report is clear that he didn’t lie, and that he didn’t cause his staff to lie to you. Your report is clear on that.

    NADLER: “Do you agree that causing someone to lie to the FBI is a classic example of obstruction of justice?”

    HUR: “It is an example of obstruction. Yes.”

    NADLER: “Trump also obstructed the Smith investigation by directing one of his employees to move boxes of documents to conceal them from Trump’s attorney, from the FBI, and from the Grand Jury. At any point in your investigation did you find that President Biden directed his staff to conceal documents from you or anyone else?”

    HUR: “We did not reach that conclusion.”

    NADLER: “Okay. You would agree that hiding documents is a classic example of obstructing an investigation?”

    HUR: “It is an example of obstruction.”

    NADLER: “Thank you.”

  155. 155

    FKA Hops spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:53 pm

    GOP Media Stars say the quiet part out loud…

    Ben Shapiro

    No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem.

    Work til DEATH peasants. Eat Cereal for dinner. Some animals are more equal than others.

  156. 156

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:58 pm

    @155 so weird that after greed boomers are done with a benefit, it goes away for the younger generations. Cheap college gone. Cheap homes gone. Social safety nets gone. Middle class jobs gone. Social security next.

  157. 157

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:58 pm

    Ask yourselves why the profoundly stupid trust fund troll must consistently rely on lying in his efforts to oppose President Biden.

    He doesn’t always lie. Often. Frequently for sure. But in one area our profoundly stupid trust fund troll relies exclusively on lying in every conceivable way, from false claims about corrupt money being passed, to false claims about events in Ukraine when President Biden was still Vice President, to false claims about the President’s statements, to false claims about Robert Hur’s testimony. It’s very consistent.

    He has a corrupt, incompetent rapist for a candidate who is deservedly under criminal indictment for 91 serious criminal felonies. He’s fighting with everything he can create to help that rapist in any way he can.

    Republicans lie. It’s just what they do now. And it’s pitifully easy to see. They count on us being as dumb and lazy as they are.
    And it always blows up in their faces because we are not.

  158. 158

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 12:58 pm

    The Art of the Deal

    Trump doesn’t negotiate, he caves. Putin wants Ukraine? Give it to him. Putin wants NATO dismantled? Pull the U.S. out. Peace in our time!

    There’s no art or effort involved in surrendering to a bully. Even a small child can do it. Protecting the free world from Putin’s bullying is much, much harder — and way, way beyond Trump’s meager talents. He’s nothing but an infomercial salesman, and a lousy one at that.

  159. 159

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:02 pm

    Shorter QoS McHillbilly @ 54:

    Nadler: Mr. Hur, thank you for confirming that Joe Biden is a POS liar the same as Trump.

  160. 160

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:05 pm

    159,

    Thank you for confirming that Republicans are liars.

    #grovelgrovel

  161. 161

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:05 pm

    @98 Trump understands, and knows how to tap into, the culture of mouth-breathing morons who never read a real newspaper, believe chemtrails are real and climate change is not, think of buying lottery tickets as investing, and can’t make rent on their trailer park space. And they’re very, very angry because Trump tells them to be very, very angry. They remind me of this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PJ6T7U2eU

    … because the Trump MAGA base is a cartoon show, too. And you’re one of them. Which pecking bird are you? They all look and sound alike to me.

  162. 162

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:08 pm

    @102 You’re saying you were in on it, Chuck? Interesting.

  163. 163

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:11 pm

    He’s fighting with everything he can create to help that rapist in any way he can.

    The rapist on day one will proclaim itself dictator and close the IRS.. a big hit w/ kreepshit.. And close anything resembling environmental protection and anti-trust.

    It will jack up tariffs to make up the difference which will screw wildly the rapist’s supporters but it won’t matter because drumpf is dictator for life now – let them eat cake. It’ll all work out – over time.. but in the long run, everyone is dead, eh kreepshit?

    The US will be unable to pay its bills but that doesn’t matter. drumpf has screwed its creditors all its life. Interest on the public debt? Sorry bond holders, we’re broke. The orange freek will sell off public lands and drill baby drill even off the coast of FL.

    Yes, it’ll withdraw the US from NATO and make a deal with Putin – you take the eastern hemisphere and work it out with China. We’ll the take the Western. Monroe doctrine and fortress America.

    I don’t believe any of this and more is too far off the mark.

  164. 164

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:12 pm

    @103 “That’s five months of climbing inflation.”

    And most people know exactly who’s responsible.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/12/voters-blame-businesses-more-than-biden-for-sticky-inflation.html

  165. 165

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:13 pm

    The passage in his testimony where the profoundly stupid trust fund troll falsely claims that Robert Hur testifies that President Biden lied to him can be found beginning at 48:50 of the testimony.

    https://www.c-span.org/video/?534073-1/special-counsel-hur-testifies-biden-classified-documents-report

    Lying is humiliating. But not for Republicans.

  166. 166

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:17 pm

    They say the devil is in the details, so let’s check out where inflation is hottest and coolest:

    Hot: Juices and drinks (27.2%), uncooked beef roasts (9.2%), sugar (6.1%), candy and gum (5.8%). Cool: Food (2.2%), food at home (1%).

    Yeah, inflation is hitting MAGA harder, but the good news is they won’t have to live with it much longer, thanks to their dietary and exercise habits.

  167. 167

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:20 pm

    @ 164

    And most people know exactly who’s responsible.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/12/voters-blame-businesses-more-than-biden-for-sticky-inflation.html

    Businesses aren’t on the ballot in November.

    My corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president won’t be on the ballot in November, either.

  168. 168

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:25 pm

    Almost forgot.. drumpf will invade Mexico and any other “shithole country” in the western hemisphere whose population is fleeing north from civil anarchy and climate-change induced famine.

    After all, drumpf’s supporters need a good war killing brown people to keep them distracted from higher prices at the local fucking Wal-mart.

    In the process of occupying Mexico it will force Mexico to pay for its fucking wall.

  169. 169

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:27 pm

    Higher prices from jacked up tariffs are just “a tap on the shoulder” to kreepshit. heh..

    But after all.. No one lives forever.

  170. 170

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:37 pm

    At times during the interview, according to the transcript, the president made noises like a car.

    “By the way, you know how it works?” Biden asked Hur. “It’s really cool.”

    At other times Biden wistfully explained how warm and squishy it feels just after he makes a doodie in his Depends while sitting down.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit doesn’t need the explanation.

  171. 171

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:40 pm

    how warm and squishy it feels just after he makes a doodie in his Depends while sitting down.

    After the implosion of russian operative jackoff Smirnov, now kreepshit is channeling Chuck Grassley.. Moscow Mitch is getting out of dodge before odor becomes an issue..

    Limburger drumpf could give a flying f… A little vicks vapor under the nostrils does wonders.

  172. 172

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:43 pm

    At times during the deposition the defendant Trump paused to bite the heads off live rats and shove his hands into his trousers before thrusting his fingers under opposing counsel’s nose and demanding “Smell! Smell ’em NOW!”

  173. 173

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:49 pm

    “At times during the rape, as he stood watching from the bedroom doorway, Kavanaugh would moan and and hum quietly while rubbing his flaccid penis furiously with his non-drinking hand.”

  174. 174

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 1:58 pm

    Talk about imploding…

    The bill banning rainbow flags from public buildings in Florida sounded like a sure bet…

    But instead of sailing through the Republican-dominated legislature, the DeSantis-backed bill died a quick legislative death, making it only as far as one subcommittee.

    It wasn’t the only culture war proposal from conservative lawmakers to end up in the bill graveyard during the session that ended Friday. One rejected bill would have banned the removal of Confederate monuments. Another would have required transgender people to use their sex assigned at birth on driver’s licenses — something the state Department of Motor Vehicles is already mandating. A third proposed forbidding local and state government officials from using transgender people’s pronouns.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/03/09/desantis-florida-woke-culture-wars-legislature

    What happened to “where woke goes to die”??? RINOs in FL. Who knew?

  175. 175

    FKA Hops spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 2:21 pm

    Proving that his candidacy is totes serious about everything

    Aaron Rodgers and Jesse Ventura Top R.F.K. Jr.’s List for Running Mate
    Mr. Kennedy said he had been speaking with the Jets quarterback “pretty continuously” for the past month.

    One is a guy who since leaving politics is greatly into conspiracy theories and Bilderbergs world domination and the other is the most disliked QB still in the league. Packer Fans don’t even like him anymore.

  176. 176

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 2:25 pm

    @111

    After describing his home with a “photographic understanding and recall of the house,” in the words of special counsel Hur, Biden could not answer questions about the boxes in his garage.

    “There was stuff one day. I came home and all of it was on the garage floor,” Biden declared.

    At which point any ordinary police detective would start asking, “Who put them there?” and say to his colleagues, “We need to interview the movers.” Sometimes it’s the obvious that’s obvious.

  177. 177

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 2:27 pm

    @114 What is your point? Do you have one?

  178. 178

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 2:31 pm

    @121 CEOs are paid to deliver profits to shareholders, nothing else. Their stock options are tied to profits, nothing else. Yes, they need employees and customers, but they do best when labor costs are minimized and consumer prices are maximized. And everyone knows this is how business in America works.

  179. 179

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 2:35 pm

    @128 Voters will make their own judgment of Biden’s mental acuity, but this election may come down to differences of character and policies, given that a German shepherd is a better president than Trump.

  180. 180

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 2:40 pm

    @134 Well at least the sand didn’t end up in their living rooms. A CNBC story today says the ground level there is subsiding as fast as the sea level is rising.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/12/coastal-land-is-sinking-doubling-the-potential-damage-of-rising-seas.html

  181. 181

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 2:44 pm

    @137 “I guess that explains why Gym enjoyed a bigger career as a gymnasium men’s shower voyeur than as a lawyer.”

    That and the fact he never took, much less passed, a bar exam.

  182. 182

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 2:59 pm

    @156 I’m a boomer. My college education wasn’t cheap. My home? It took family help and two incomes to afford it. Social Security? I’ll get back what I paid in, if I live an average lifespan. Yes, I know knocking boomers as greedy and selfish is popular among the young; but when we were young, we were in the same boat today’s young are in. Having lived through the old days, I’m not under the impression it was ever easier than it is today, and today’s young don’t have a Vietnam War hanging over them like a Sword of Damocles.

    While I’m on that subject, let me explain how Vietnam conscription affected young jobseekers (besides getting some of them killed). If you were draftable, employers wouldn’t hire you. If you were no longer draftable, employers wouldn’t hire you because they didn’t want the returning veterans. So your only option was to go back to school and live on the $160 monthly G.I. Bill student living allowance.

    I’m not dissing on you. I’m only trying to clear up some misimpressions that have gotten currency lately. It wasn’t easy for us boomers. It was hard as hell.

  183. 183

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:01 pm

    181,

    You know who graduates from any decent law school and then never records a passing grade on the multistate bar examination?

    Guys who fail.

  184. 184

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:12 pm

    @159 It didn’t take you very long to confirm Elijah’s point in #157. By HA’s clock, just four minutes, and you probably were away taking a piss for three of them.

  185. 185

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:15 pm

    In #167, the dumbfuck troll clearly and unambiguously states that Biden won’t be on the November ballot. Archive and bookmark this for when he denies ever posting it.

  186. 186

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:16 pm

    @168 “Almost forgot.. drumpf will invade Mexico and any other ‘shithole country’ in the western hemisphere”

    He plans to invade Chicago and Baltimore first.

  187. 187

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:17 pm

    Honest Government Ads:

    https://youtu.be/jL5LaLT2BJM

  188. 188

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:19 pm

    @169 “Higher prices from jacked up tariffs” are chickenfeed compared to what consumer prices would look like if conservatives succeeded in replacing the income tax with their so-called “Fair Tax,” which is a 30% federal sales tax on top of state and local sales taxes. Add Trump’s 10% tariff and pricing your shopping basket at checkout will be easy: Take the shelf price and double it.

  189. 189

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:21 pm

    @171 “After the implosion of russian operative jackoff Smirnov, now kreepshit is channeling Chuck Grassley.. ”

    I would’ve sworn he was channeling his bathroom.

  190. 190

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 3:21 pm

    Chuck Grassley was born before the invention of the chocolate chip cookie.

  191. 191

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 4:53 pm

    @190 Whenever archaeologists uncover a previously unknown fossil they ask Grassley to identify it. He has an excellent memory (for his age) and can describe these creatures hopping and jumping and leaping through paleolithic forests.

  192. 192

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 5:00 pm

    A good lawyer never asks a question he doesn’t know the answer to.

    Rep. Scott Fitzgerald (R-Wis.) asked former Justice Department special counsel Robert Hur point-blank: Is Joe Biden “senile”? …

    “That conclusion does not appear in my report, congressman,” Hur said ….

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/robert-hur-testimony-joe-biden-senile_n_65f0ba39e4b0bd5228d5da1f

    Rep. Fitzgerald is not a lawyer, so he’s excused.

  193. 193

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 5:16 pm

    Nadler read off from the report, “At no point did the special counsel find evidence that Mr. Biden intended or had reason to believe the information will be used to injure the United States,” that “the decision to decline criminal charges was straightforward,” and that “Mr. Biden turned in classified documents to the National Archives and the Department of Justice, consented to the search of multiple locations, including his homes, sat for a voluntary interview, and in other ways cooperated with the investigation.”

    All of which contrasts with Trump, who is accused of repeatedly trying to conceal national defense documents loaded in boxes at his Mar-a-Lago country club, for which he is now criminally charged.

    https://www.rawstory.com/hur-report/

    Watching Doctor Dumbfuck attack Biden and defend Trump, you wonder what he’s smoking, even allowing for biological stupidity.

  194. 194

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 5:25 pm

    Katie Britt is now trying to monetize her lies. You could walk across an ocean on the self-pity:

    “Following my speech, the left-wing media didn’t waste a second flooding the airwaves with despicable, disgusting messages about me,” the senator’s fundraising pitch states. “They attacked my character. They attacked my faith. They attacked my identity as a mother and a wife. My heart is broken,” she added.

    https://www.rawstory.com/katie-britt-speech/

  195. 195

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 5:30 pm

    Little noticed in today’s news feeds:

    The Judicial Conference of the United States announced Tuesday a new policy that will broaden the pool of judges who could be assigned to hear cases seeking state-wide or nationwide orders, making it more difficult to single out a particular judge, although it will still be possible to seek out a favorable pool of judges to hear cases.

    Under the new policy, such cases seeking nationwide or state-wide orders will go into the lottery system used by the entire district. For instance, the abortion drug case was filed in the Amarillo Division of US District Court of the Northern District of Texas, where US District Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk – an appointee of Donald Trump who had previously worked for a religious liberty legal organization – is assigned to hear all cases under local rules.

    Under the new policy, in the future, such a case would go through the random selection process for the entire district court – which has 11 active judges and five senior judges – thus significantly lowering the odds that it would be assigned to Kacsmaryk.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/12/politics/judge-shopping-policy-change/index.html

  196. 196

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 5:33 pm

    Robert Hur isn’t the only firecracker that fizzled in the rain today:

    MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he will not travel to the U.S. Supreme Court to reveal evidence about voting machines as he had promised. … The pillow executive claimed to have “explosive” new evidence … that would prove voting machines were being used to rig elections. But on Tuesday, Lindell said he no longer planned to hold an event at the court.

    https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-supreme-court-2667497968/

  197. 197

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 3/12/24 at 5:38 pm

    Trump endorses RNC candidate who called for lynching her black opponent in a 2022 election she lost.

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-sigal-chattah/

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